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Original subtitles

Now, why is it the bank can never give you the right key?

Anything I can help you with, young fellow?

No, not at the moment, thank you.

What do you think you're doing?

My job. I'm a Medfly Inspector.

You have some evidence of infestation. See in here?

Looks like I may have to shut you down.

(SHUSHING)

Can't we work something out?

Are you talking about a bribe?

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

Stop him!

Stop that guy!

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

MAN: You go that way. Grab him!

A.J.: What went wrong?

RICK: The steering column relocked. I couldn't turn the damn wheel.

Hey, it's a classic car, you jerk!

Will you get out of here?

Well, you're not worried about a little ding like that, are you?

Come on. I'll take it down to TJ tonight.

Manuel will give you a discount.

I'll even get him to buff up your upholstery for you.

Hey, look on the bright side. At least we're not doing a divorce case.

Oh, come on.

Look, I'll even buy you a chocolate milkshake, okay?

Oh. Excuse me.

That's all right, come on in. You're just in time to meet our new client.

My brother, Rick. Mrs. Jean Edmunds.

Hi. Hi.

Chocolate milkshake?

Oh, yes, that sounds good. Thank you.

Okay.

It's about my husband.

I think he's seeing another woman.

He's been coming home late after work.

And then, when he is home, he's distant.

Very secretive about his phone calls.

Mrs...

Edmunds. Edmunds, may I give you a piece of advice?

Go home right now and forget about it.

Oh, well, you don't understand.

Oh, yes, we do, Mrs. Edmunds. We understand all too well.

Let me give you a little scenario of what happens in a case like this.

You hire us and we become a part of your life.

RICK: Infidelity is a pest.

All right, now, you got a pest you wanna get rid of, who do you call?

You call an exterminator, right? That's us.

Oh, well, I don't want to get rid of Kyle. I love him.

(EXCLAIMS)

I just want to find out if he's having an affair.

You shouldn't worry about the occasional termite.

If the house is solid, it's not gonna cave in on you.

The point is, we will be sticking closer to your husband than his hatband.

We will know more about his life than you do.

Well, maybe so, but...

And then, there are always the pictures.

This is the point where a lot of people start to get really queasy.

Hundreds of pictures,

each one of them open to literally thousands of interpretations.

Yeah, and don't forget about the electronic surveillance.

Now, that's where we're really state-of-the-art.

Last year, we took first place

at the Phoenix Private Investigators convention.

Oh, yes. Yes.

And, of course, we'll be listening to you, too.

We have to monitor all of your husband's phone calls.

So, which is more important to you, Mrs. Edmunds?

Your peace of mind or privacy?

Peace of mind.

I want you to find out if my husband is having an affair.

Oh, well, look on the bright side,

we could be doing a repo.

(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)

That's him.

Yeah.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea."

Yeah. Up periscope.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

Now, don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right.

Your wife really doesn't know anything?

Nothing. I told her I've been working late at the office

to keep up with the paperwork, That's all.

BOY: Hey, what are you guys doing?

We're from Earthquake Management,

and there's been some seismic rumblings in this area.

We're trying to measure their intensity,

so we can tell if there's gonna be an earthquake or not.

Who are you guys trying to kid? That's not a seismograph.

That's a parabolic microphone.

You guys are listening in on something.

How would you like to listen to the sound of your head going "bong"?

Get rid of him.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

I'll give you two bucks to get out of here and keep quiet.

Five.

Two.

Okay, two to keep me quiet.

And now, three more if you want me to leave.

Phew!

Mercenary little...

RICK: Hi. Hi.

You got anything good there?

Everything I got is good.

Yeah, but what do you got in the basket?

Well, see, I got a turkey with avocado whip on caraway seed bread,

and here's some cream cheese

with pickle on seven-fiber whole wheat.

Or I have some yogurt with some crushed Vitamin C

and rose hips mixed in.

Let me see what else...

You don't by any chance have in there

a bologna and cheese on white bread with a little mustard on it, do you?

No, I don't.

I didn't think so.

Hi. Hi.

How much for everything?

You mean everything?

Yeah. The basket, coin-changer, everything.

$50 cover it?

WOMAN: Yeah.

The projection I've got on Sur La Mer shows that

we'll have half-occupancy by June.

Now, that's not gonna help us.

We're gonna need 85% deposits right when we open.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Howdy. I'm from Snacks After Dark.

It's a new service, just got started for people that work late.

I got some really good stuff here.

Anybody hungry? Claire?

No, thanks. No, no.

Well, what do you got?

Ooh, I have got this fantastic

turkey and avocado whip on whole-wheat bread that is just dynamite.

And let's see what else.

I got a dill pickle and cream cheese on rye bread.

I just had one of those and they are far out.

I'll have the turkey and avocado whatever.

You will?

Oh. yeah, sure, I got one of those right here.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello.

Mrs. Edmunds? A.J. Simon.

Oh, yes.

It's 9:26. Do you know where my husband is?

Yes, as a matter of fact I do. He's in the office, working.

Oh.

Who's he with? Claire Hipple?

Is that the redhead?

Yeah. She's the company's accountant. She's there, isn't she?

Yes, she is.

I knew it.

Well, so is his partner, Victor. They're all three working together.

Mrs. Edmunds, are you sure you want us to keep on with this?

I mean, we're gonna have to take it further and further down the river.

You take it as far down the river as you have to, Mr. Simon.

Even if you follow the river as far as it empties into the ocean.

Okay.

Any good pictures yet?

Nothing incriminating.

Oh. Well, keep digging.

Right.

She wants us to keep digging.

I get the feeling she's enjoying this.

(DISTORTED) How much longer do you think this is all gonna go on?

You can't rush into something like this, You know how they operate.

Everything has to be letter-perfect or we're gone, We're dead.

Well, looks like they're gonna do some work at her place.

She brought the books.

It's a good cover.

Hi. Hi.

I'm taking a survey and I... Oops.

Can you hold that for me for a moment?

This will only take a minute here.

Uh-oh.

I was supposed to ask you the question before I gave you the book.

Well, here, you ready?

Do you like to watch TV or would you rather read a book?

I'm really not interested.

You're not?

Well, sir? Sir, how about you?

Would you, would you rather watch television

(CAMERA CLICKING) or would you rather read a book?

Neither. Thanks.

Well, aren't you interested in The Big Book of World War I Biplanes?

Sorry.

That was a bit before my time. Thanks.

Sorry.

Oh, okay. Well...

Thank you. This is my first day.

You'll get better at it, I'm sure.

Oh, thank you.

Well, bye.

Bye.

(SIGHING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Just a minute.

Hi. Hi.

Kyle gone?

He just left.

I'm so scared.

Don't be.

Don't be. Everything's gonna work out just fine.

Oh, look at that. There's nothing going on there.

They're just business associates.

Do they act like they're just business associates?

No, they act like something's going on.

JANET: Hello? Anybody home?

Hi.

Hi. I got your message. You wanted to see me?

Well, we didn't just want to see you, no.

We want to take you to a party.

Yeah.

A nice party.

If you're from the area, then you've seen the other units that are available.

Well, I think the landscaping's going to be quite beautiful, and this...

It sure is one swell party, all right.

What's wrong? Free booze, free food, a chance to hobnob

with all the beautiful people.

A.J., you brought me here as part of a disguise,

so they wouldn't recognize you and they wouldn't notice you.

Darling, I brought you here because you're an extremely beautiful woman

and I like to be seen with you. That's all.

If you'll excuse me. Excuse me.

I think we have a warmer feeling.

Excuse me. Victor, I think it's time we go up and speak to these folks a bit.

Sure. Excuse me, I'll talk to you later.

Hello. Hello, could I have your attention please?

I hope you're all having a wonderful time. I know we are.

My name is Victor Farrell. This is my partner, Kyle Edmunds,

And we'd like to welcome all of you

to the grand opening of Sur La Mer!

Thank you.

Thank you for coming.

We believe... Let's go'.!

That this represents the most unique...

These people are criminals!

We're not gonna let them...

Wait just a minute!

Turn our beaches into concrete!

Just a minute!

MAN: Let's take this guy with us.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Kyle!

Free the beaches!

Kyle!

Free the beaches?

(CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)

No. Forget it. No way.

Why me?

You got the suit and you've got the tie.

Have you had trouble with any particular group?

You know, radicals, protesters?

Anybody who might have had a reason to do this?

Well, there was one group a few months ago,

after we completed a beachfront development project

that stirred up some adverse reaction.

Reaction?

Well, mild protests, crank calls, that sort of thing.

Nothing very serious or so we thought at the time.

Bunch of beach bums, surfer types.

Did they go by any particular name?

The Sons of the Beach. Thank you.

RICK: What was the name of that club you joined when you were 15?

A.J.: Chairman of the Board. And we weren't a club,

we were sort of a movement, an underground group.

More like an undertow.

Our motto was,

"Surfers unite. Free the beaches."

"I like Ike."

"Give me that old time religion."

Your turn.

"Tippecanoe and Tyler too." There you go.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you remember, Mickey?

That was our slogan, the Chairman of the Board.

Oh, yeah, I thought it sounded familiar.

Say, you sure you don't want one of these for old time's sake?

No, no, no, I remember them. Thank you.

Put hair on your chest. Yeah.

Come to think of it, takes it off, too.

You said it sounded familiar, like maybe you heard it recently?

Yeah. Remember that guy that was always eating glass?

Kona. Yeah, is he still around?

Yeah, him and a couple muscleheads pick up a few bucks

renting and repairing surfboards.

What's the name of the shop?

Cosmic Wavelength.

Do you happen to know where they're located?

Where else?

Surfers unite. Free the beaches.

A.J.?

AJ.

What happened, man? I mean, I cannot relate to all of this.

How you doing, Kona? All right.

I just caught a different ride.

Yeah, and that ride is called middle class. Can you believe this?

What a wipeout, man. I thought you were a cop.

Oh, that is bitching!

Hey, look at this board, man. I am bringing this baby back from the grateful dead.

This dude is the only dude to ride the nose through the pipeline

on those twenty-footers after the '64 storm.

All right!

You did that?

I don't know what he's talking about.

So, A.J., tell me, I mean, who shot off your curls?

Well, I did. My brother and I, we went into business.

We're investigators. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

What do you want to know?

We already know, Kona.

Know what?

We already know it.

Our only question is, where are you keeping him?

We've got him, man, so you don't worry about it or nothing, huh.

Why did you take him? Why?

Why? Because we are still trying to free the beaches.

If it ain't the hardhats dropping condos on our heads, man,

it's the Navy parking their battleships in the middle

of the best twelve footers on the coast!

SURFER: That's right, man, the Navy.

Yeah, the Navy don't surf.

That's right. The Navy don't surf, man.

Well, I'll tell you, Kona, the way you guys pulled this off was just...

It was pure genius is what it was. I mean that. Pure genius.

A.J., come on, snatching a guy off a destroyer?

How did you guys do that?

It was easy. We... Wait a minute, why should I tell you?

Gee, A.J., I guess we just don't have our connection down here anymore.

You know what I mean? No. It's too bad, Kona.

We'll see you later, man. No hard feelings, you know what I mean?

Take care.

Oh, and one more thing. You tell the Navy, if they want him back,

they have to deal with us.

Pass that on to the Secretary.

We'll tell him. That is right!

Surfers Unite, man.

(ALL SHOUTING)

RICK: Surf is up.

IQs are down.

(SIREN WAILING) KONA: Yeah. Let's get back to work, man.

(SURFERS CLAMORING)

SURFER 1: Hey, keep your hands off me...

SURFER 2: I wanna... I wanna speak to my lawyer.

I can't go through with this. She's probably in pieces.

Well, think about it. Think about it.

First, she thinks her husband is having an affair,

then he gets kidnapped. Now, we show up with the bill? No, forget it.

Give me that.

I got rid of the goldfish, I buried the turtles

when Tiger got hit by a car.

Oh, hi. Come on in.

I should have listened to you from the moment I walked into your office,

turned around, and gone straight home.

Well, the client always has to see for himself.

And I realize how foolish I've been.

I should have trusted my instincts instead of my suspicions.

I had a long talk with Claire Hipple.

I am totally satisfied that she wasn't having an affair with Kyle.

You know, Mrs. Edmunds, in a case like this,

we frequently don't get to connect all of the dots, but, I must say,

that was the way the picture was developing.

Yep.

Oh.

Poor Kyle.

I only wish I could be with him now, beg his forgiveness.

Oh, I'm sure the FBI is doing everything they can to bring him back safely.

(EXCLAIMS)

The company received a ransom note.

There you go. That's a start.

RICK: Was it from the Sons of the Beach?

It wasn't signed.

How much did they want?

$300,000.

Oh, boy.

JEAN: I know.

And that's the problem. The FBI has recommended that we don't pay.

Mmm-hmm.

They want to negotiate.

Try to keep contact, so they can try to figure out who the kidnappers are.

Yeah. Well, that's sensible.

Yeah, but this is not a sensible situation.

I'm gonna have to play a few extra cards.

And you two are my aces.

Looks like this might be a five-shake case.

A what?

Sherlock Holmes, remember?

The more difficult the case, the more pipes he'd smoke.

Sherlock Holmes never had to spend the night outside an adult motel.

Now, wait a minute, Mrs. Edmunds was right.

This isn't any divorce case.

I know.

We've taken enough divorce pictures in our time to fill a coffee table book.

Yeah, we could call it Love Through A Keyhole.

Yeah, but these pictures are different. These guys are in trouble.

Yeah, and whatever the trouble is,

it got Edmunds kidnapped.

VICTOR ON TAPE: How much longer do you think this is gonna take?

KYLE ON TAPE: You can't rush something like this, You know how they operate.

Everything has to be letter-perfect or we're gone, We're dead.

One of them is gone.

Well, obviously everything wasn't letter-perfect.

And why is Claire Hipple keeping those ledgers so close to her vest?

VICTOR: A couple of months from now,

we're gonna be laughing about all this.

I've already made arrangements to get the ransom together.

We're gonna get him back, Jeannie. You'll see.

Oh, we're so lucky to have you.

Oh, hey.

I love him, too. We're just gonna have to be patient a little while longer,

until we hear from the kidnappers

about what they want us to do with the money.

The money isn't a problem, is it?

No. No.

It just takes a little while to free the funds.

If Kyle hadn't been so wise about our investments,

it would be a little easier to get at that money.

Why are you asking about the money? What's wrong?

Look, Victor, you know I've always made it a point

not to get involved in Kyle's business.

I mean, I know about the trouble you and Carol went through.

I felt real sad when you two split up.

Me, too.

It's costing me a fortune.

Why are you worried about the money?

Some detectives have been asking whether the business

is having any financial problems.

Or whether you two are in any kind of trouble.

You know, with a competitor or some clients.

Police detectives?

You're not going to believe this, Victor.

Jean, I was married to Carol for ten years, I'll believe anything. Try me.

I hired two private detectives.

I mean, before the kidnapping.

I'm so embarrassed.

I thought Kyle and Claire were having an affair.

I know I shouldn't have told you about it.

It's just that I feel so guilty.

Jean, you didn't by any chance

hire the same people that Carol...

Oh, no, no, no, no.

These two guys are real nice, and very thorough, too.

What'd you say their names were?

(DOORBELL BUZZING)

(EXCLAIMING)

I'm sorry. We don't want any.

Exactly right, and that's why I'm here. Will Kill Pest Control.

Yeah, so?

Well, check your lease, it's in there.

One time, every four months.

Couldn't you then at least come back at a more reasonable hour?

Like tomorrow morning?

Anything you say, lady, but we're talking about night-breeders, here.

Uh, yeah, okay. Well, could you make it quick?

You got it.

Is that the kitchen?

Yeah.

I usually work alone.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Victor? VICTOR: Yes, hurry up.

What on earth is the matter? You sounded terrible on the phone.

We got trouble. I need the books as soon as you can finish them.

(PESTICIDE SPRAYING) They're done and they're beautiful.

What's that?

Oh, it's just the exterminator.

At this hour?

Yeah.

Well, from what I understand, you people are

lucky to get anything done in this building

any time, day or night.

Now, I got the kitchen in there for you,

and your dishes and your countertops will be safe in just a few hours.

But there's a half-eaten banana in there that's gonna have to go.

Will Kill?

"If it flies, it dies. If it crawls, it falls."

Haven't you ever seen our ads? We're on right after Johnny.

It's the one with the big, giant plastic cockroach.

You know that sucker's anatomically correct.

Are you about finished?

This room and I'm out of here.

Is that stuff dangerous?

0-17? If you're an ant, it's fatal.

Just a little joke, there.

No, this stuff is perfectly safe.

However, when I am spraying, you might prefer to be in another room.

Could you just make it quick?

Absolutely. You got it.

A.J.: How'd it go?

Great. We even got a bonus.

Bonus?

Farrell.

VICTOR: What are you doing out there?

Will you turn that thing off? We're coming out.

I said, we're...

It's water. It's water!

They're gone.

"If it flies, it dies."

Well, then he had to be a cop.

No. They would've come busting in here with 20 guys and a warrant.

Well, then who was it?

Detectives that Jean hired.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

MAN: I'll get it.

Yeah?

It's Farrell. Got a little problem.

I want you to take care of it right away.

You got it.

Okay, under 24E, I have $362.48.

How about you?

$362.48? Mmm-hmm.

Check. Okay.

MP, $1202.95.

$1202.95, yes.

MG... (YAWNING)

Oh, I'm sorry. We're almost through.

Okay.

MG, $642.50.

No.

No.

Okay, how much are you off?

I have $5,422.16.

(CLACKING)

Okay, that's a difference of $4,779.66.

(RICK SNORING)

Oh, Sleeping Beauty has been a big help tonight.

A.J.: Flamed out on the long division.

What were the last figures he had on his page?

I don't know.

(LAUGHS)

A battleship and two stick figures.

How much money are we talking about?

We're talking about a lot of money.

Could you round that off to the nearest decimal point?

Oh, A.J., my accounting course 101 didn't cover juggling the books.

Can we just finish? We've got one more here. It's 24H.

$791.47.

Uh... No.

$1,146.23.

Oh.

(SIGHING)

Sun's coming up.

Uh-huh!

A.J., we have two books for the same company,

covering the same time period, only one of

them shows that they're operating in the red,

and the other one shows they're almost breaking even.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

What's the difference? Just a ballpark figure.

$286,742.54.

What?

286... Here.

Wake up. We got a winner on table 32.

Well, I tell you, if my company were in trouble,

badly in need of $286,000.

Well, I'd just call it an even $300,000 and get it in cash.

Yeah, those books are gonna make some hot reading down at the cop shop.

I don't like this, Rick.

I'm liking this less and less.

Come on, come on.

Move!

Go on, keep moving.

All right, tie them up. Hands and feet.

A.J.: Is he all right?

Sure. He's just resting. He got bored.

On the floor. Make yourself comfortable.

Where's the rest of your merry band?

You know the guys that took Edmunds?

They were just one-shots. I paid them off.

They're probably back in Jersey by now.

Oh, gee, I didn't know there was an

east-coast chapter of the Sons of the Beach.

RICK: That's a pretty neat little frame you got here.

Bet Farrell thought it up.

Yeah, I must admit, that part worked real nice.

The cops yanking those goofs off the beach,

interrogating them for all those hours.

And they say, "Yeah, we're the guys." Do you believe that?

About as long as the cops will.

The cops are dead-ended. You're the only guys who got this far.

The Will Kill Pest Control, huh?

You guys are good.

It's pretty easy when you're dealing with amateurs like Farrell.

Yeah, I know what you mean. In our business, only the pros survive.

Over the long haul, yeah. But, you know, every once in a while,

an amateur gets lucky.

Not this time.

No.

MANAGER: We're playing a percentage here, Victor.

The FBI has an outstanding record.

Over 90% of the kidnappers in this country

are either caught or killed.

And the return of ransom percentage is almost that high.

But the important thing is that we get Kyle back.

Of course. But if we don't get the money back,

arrangements will have to be made for Fared to pay it back in due course of time.

I understand.

Good. I believe the ransom note specified $300,000.

If you'll just sign here.

Thank you.

Thank you. Good luck.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks very much.

Are you gonna miss San Diego?

Mmm-mmm.

Are you?

What do you think?

(LAUGHING)

Victor?

Victor engineered this whole thing?

Mmm-hmm.

Why?

Because juggling the books wasn't enough for him.

RICK: Come on, we know you've been picking your own pockets.

Little bit here, little bit there, it all added up.

Pretty soon, your company was in a big hole.

$286,000 isn't exactly petty cash.

I mean, that's embezzlement. Five to ten.

And only the three of you knew about it.

Didn't even tell your wife.

I couldn't tell her. You know, I planned to make restitution within a year.

Dummying up the books was just a short-term fix.

A band-aid.

(SCOFFING)

Yeah, but Farrell didn't think it was gonna stick, did he?

No. 80, he hires these guys.

They grab you, and he sets the ransom at an even $300,000.

But that's where it doesn't track.

Hmm?

Well, the $300,000. You still have to pay that back, don't you?

(SCOFFS)

Don't you see? It's brilliant.

We can write it off.

Oh, there's this new IRS ruling

that allows companies to write off ransom payments.

Well, it's not bad for an amateur.

Yeah, but of course, amateurs are unpredictable.

RICK: Yes, they are. Very skittish sorts.

Yeah? Yeah.

Couple of private detectives trip to their books, they get real nervous.

You know, if I were Farrell, right now I'd be getting real nervous.

I would be tempted to take the bird

that I have in the hand and just fly away with it.

Oh, I would. Oh, yeah.

Rio, here I come. You bet.

A.J.: $300,000.

RICK: You could live forever down there.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Are you ready to go? We're gonna have to hurry to make our flight.

Claire, what's wrong?

You didn't want to leave me holding the bag, now, did you, Victor?

What are you doing here?

Surprised? Is that the money?

He said he'd kill me if I tried to warn you.

Put the briefcase on the table and step back.

Is any amount of money worth dying for? Huh?

Wow. How'd you get it past the FBI?

I buried it in a waste basket.

The janitor emptied the basket,

I followed him and fished it out of the bin when he wasn't looking.

Clever. Risky, but clever.

Okay. Let's go see your old business partner.

He misses you. You two got a lot to talk about.

All right, over there. Move!

Go ahead, say hello to your old partner.

Kyle...

Victor! Victor!

Sacks!

Amateur.

I don't understand. What are you doing?

No! Please!

Getting rid of the evidence.

Shut her up. Stop! What are you doing?

You forget one thing, Frost. All those bills are marked.

Yeah, the first time you buy a candy bar, the FBI is gonna nail you.

The only candy I'll be buying is Swiss chocolate.

(CLAIRE SCREAMING)

(WHIMPERING)

Good night, everybody.

Back-to-back.

(CLAIRE SCREAMING)

You ready?

A.J.: You got your legs yet? All right.

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

(WHISTLING)

(WHIMPERING)

RICK: All right.

RICK: A.J., hurry.

All right, everybody, stay back behind me at least 12, 14 feet, okay?

(ALL COUGHING)

You okay?

WOMAN ON TV: Early in the morning on interstate 7...

All right, hurry up. Get over here. Sit down.

The FBI arrested the men as they came out of a roadside cafe near Bakersfield,

Frost and Sacks offered no resistance,

Back in San Diego, it was a more festive occasion...

There we are! (EXCLAIMS) Look at that!

..two private investigators

credited with breaking the case and bringing the criminals to justice.

Richard and Andrew Simon are seen here at the courthouse

receiving the Mayor's special citation

for distinguished service to their community.

A senior officer lauded Simon and Simon's efforts

in aiding law enforcing officials

and bringing a satisfactory conclusion to an unsolved kidnapping.

MAN ON TV: Hiya, folks. I'm Joey Marcate...

That guy had the plaque in front of my face the entire time.

Aw.

Behind every successful case, there is an unsung heroine.

Well, thank...

Uh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

No, come on in... It's not what it...

Jean Edmunds, this is our friend, Janet Fowler.

Hello. Hi.

She's a friend.

This is for giving me peace of mind.

Oh, thank you.

We're sorry about your husband.

Thanks. Our lawyer said that he'll probably

have to spend six months at the honor farm.

I don't know what he's gonna do when he gets out.

The business is shot.

But his credit is still good with me.

There you go.

Now, let's get down to business.

Business? Yeah.

It's about my sister.

Oh, you have a sister? Yeah.

Mmm-hmm.

I think her husband is seeing another woman.

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