Original subtitles

Child stealing is a police matter.

No, no police.

Hi-yo, Silver, away!

Maybe she'd be more comfortable in the trunk.

These are human lives we're playing with!

A lot of people are going to die.

Battle stations.

Oh, boy.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

If it takes three bodies on the side of the road, I want the rock back.

One blast and the whole field could go up and the town along with it.

Are we sitting right on top of this thing?

(KIDS CHATTERING)

What's your favorite part, Daddy?

Mine's when they wiped out the Death Colony with the poison crystals.

Remember they all started turning green?

Daddy? Huh?

What's the matter? You liked Space Warp the first time we saw it.

You said you liked it even more the second time.

Well, honey, I was looking for a phone booth

I have to make one call before we go in, okay?

Another one?

We'll miss the princess escaping from the Planet Tarkon.

Oh, no, we won't. I tell you what, you hold our place in line

and I'll be back in a micro light second.

Before my dad goes away again,

I'm gonna get him to buy me a Kronon Warrior.

You know, the one with all the darts?

I got Slime Beast for my birthday.

His head and tail comes off, and you can take him in the tub.

I've driven 500 miles to talk to you, we've been friends for 15 years,

and you won't even see me face to face?

Because these are human lives we're playing with!

A lot of people are going to die.

I don't care how much money is at stake!

Well, you can't do it without me, you know that.

Well, then I'll make the decision for you.

You bet I'm threatening you.

(ON ANSWERING MACHINE) This is Dennis Wilkie with First Fidelity

calling for Richard Simon,

This is in reference to a car payment,

It's the third time We called.

And I'm afraid if I don't get a response,

("m gonna have to turn this matter over to our collection department.

(BEEPS)

Hi, it's Donna from Leather World for A, J,

Your suede jacket came in today,

I'll be here till 9:00 a" week.

Whatever it is, it's going back.

It can't. It can't. No, see, I got this on sale.

And you're never ever gonna be able to buy a VSA this cheap again, not ever.

$300... You paid $300 for a VSA?

Don't worry about it. I'm paying for it on time.

Your time, not mine. I do not need a VSA.

(BEEPING)

What is a VSA?

"Sentry Voice Stress Analyzer.

"Electronically processes speech from any source, live, recorded or telephone.

"Monitors emotional stress levels." What?

(WOMAN TALKING OVER ANSWERING MACHINE)

Yeah, lets you know whether people are lying or not.

Rick, our bank account is in Death Valley.

You are now ordering up the vultures.

If you want toys, you call Santa Claus.

Keep going. Let's see where she'll top end.

We still haven't paid off your night vision glasses from last week! Rick!

Beautiful!

(EXCLAIMS)

WOMAN: It's very important and I can't go to the police.

I don't want anything to happen to my daughter.

It's 3:00 right now. Could you maybe...

(BEEPS)

Please. It's very important and I can't go to the police.

I don't want anything to happen to my daughter.

It's 3:00 right now. Could you please call me back before 4:00?

(BEEPS)

Hello, this is Margie Gaines...

Can we have a taco for dinner?

What... How did you get here? What're you doing here?

I sneaked out of the house while you were on the phone.

I'm hungry. Are we there yet?

You've done something very bad, do you know that? Do you?

I just wanted to come with you, Daddy.

Do you realize what your mother must be going through? How scared she is?

We could call her.

She's got police looking for you all over the state.

Probably thinks I kidnapped you.

I can tell them you didn't.

The worst possible time.

Of all the stupid things to do, Irene.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

(CRYING)

(SIGHS)

Okay, look, we get to San Miguel,

we call Mom, and then we get you back home as soon as possible,

do you hear me?

(SOBBING)

(SIGHS)

Can I have a taco first?

(SIGHS)

Can I do the shift?

"May I do the shift?" No, sit down.

I'll let you drive.

MARGIE: That was three years ago at Yosemite.

A.J.: Looks like a fun trip.

It was. There were lots of those.

The traveling's what finally split us up.

I didn't want Irene to grow up in a sleeping bag,

and I guess Steve didn't want to grow old behind a desk.

How long have you been separated?

A year and a half.

We wanted to be real sure before we made it final.

Well, I'm sure now.

(CLICKING)

Mrs. Gaines,

your husband has violated a custody order.

Child stealing is a police matter.

No, no police.

I couldn't do that to him.

I mean, how could Steve keep up child support from jail?

It's tough enough waiting for the checks to come in from Mexico every month.

Mexico?

Yeah, Steve's been working down there for the last six months.

He's an explosives expert with an oil company,

and they've been out in the field.

Wildcatting?

Yes, he's with a small independent here in town, Waller Oil.

They've been working a field a few hundred miles south of Ensenada.

I'm sure he's taken Irene down there.

Mrs. Gaines, I'm gonna be very honest with you.

It's gonna be very tough for us to work on a case like this in Mexico.

First of all, we don't even have a license to operate down there.

And secondly, there is no extradition for this kind of offense.

Look, we don't have to worry this lady with details.

Now, if anybody can get Irene out of Mexico, it's us.

Now, look, we're gonna handle this for you, okay?

Okay.

Bill, we got troubles.

Gaines' wife just hired a couple of private investigators.

Why the hell would he have her do something like that?

I just can't believe Steve Gaines would try to deep-six us.

Don't worry.

Tell you, Rick, we are looking at a recipe for disaster here.

Well, come on. What are you talking about, man? This is a natural.

I know Mexico like the back of an enchilada.

Hey, I do. You remember that year, right after graduation, I split from home.

Where do you think I was?

You were hiding out from Margo Kenley's father.

Yeah, but where?

I was in Mexico, working in the oil fields. I worked roustabout.

I'm telling you, this cannot miss.

Now, come on, get in the car, let's go.

Rick, they have their own kidnapping laws down there.

Hey, we get caught trying to bring that little girl out... Please.

You and I are gonna be eating fried beans and rice for the rest of our life.

That's better than not eating at all.

Now, come on, let's get a move on here.

You may find it amusing, I do not like flying blind.

Hey, don't worry about it. It's where you land that counts. Hello.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Oh, yeah, yeah, here's the keys to the office, okay?

And A.J. says that he wants you to water the plants for him.

Oh, yeah, the dwarf palm gets water every other day, okay?

Okay. The catarractus cannot stand the sun,

so don't put that in the sun.

No sun.

Wait a minute, maybe it's the other way around.

Rick.

Yeah, yeah, the dwarf palm can't stand...

No, the dwarf palm gets watered every other day.

What's that mutt doing in here?

Oh, I'm keeping him while they go to Mexico, right?

I wasn't referring to the dog.

(SIGHS)

Marlowe will eat anything in a can or any form of raw meat.

And we owe you a night on the town.

As soon as we get back from Mexico

we'll pay you for it, okay? All right.

You take care of yourself. Okay.

Adios, Myron, I'll send you a postcard.

MY RON: Bon voyage.

Rick?

Yeah?

Drink the water.

I had my eye on all that for the garage sale.

Mom, this is good stuff.

Oh, by the way, have you seen my snake bite kit?

It was around here somewhere, about 15 years ago.

Okay, Mom, how about a kiss for luck?

And one for your brother, too.

And stay away from...

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, water and tequila.

And things that go bump in the night.

Mom... Bye-bye.

RICK: Hey, lighten up, muchacho,

We're on the high road to adventure and excitement.

Oh, yeah, this is the big deal of the day, all right.

Behind curtain number one, we have dysentery and scorpions.

Curtain number two, a father who'll probably kill to keep his daughter.

And number three, 50 years in a Mexican prison of your choice.

I was wondering when you'd get into the spirit of this thing.

Come on, outside.

Go, what a neat place!

Do you think Zorro ever lived here?

I don't think so, honey. This is not exactly his style.

(MIMICKING HORSE) Jump it.

(IRENE GIGGLING)

What're you doing here?

Don't bother unpacking, we're going out to the ranch.

Get out of my daddy's room.

It's okay, honey. They're from the oil company.

What do you want?

Irene, honey, why don't you go over and read a magazine

while we go outside and talk, okay?

I wanna come, too.

She's gonna have to.

Now, you leave her out of it.

This is between Waller and me. She has nothing to do with it.

She does now.

Let's go.

I'm not going anywhere until I go to the bathroom.

Go ahead, honey, go ahead.

(SPLATTING)

What was that?

Armadillo.

Well, they make lousy hood ornaments.

No kidding.

Hey, hey,

what is this doing in here, huh?

Oh, I just figured it might come in handy.

Oh, good. You just bought half of it.

Oh, no, I didn't. Forget it, Charlie.

That's your toy. You bought it, you pay for it.

(STRUMMING GUITAR)

What's wrong? Why aren't you arguing with me?

It's too hot to argue. Oh, come on, Rick.

Don't give me that. You've never given up that easily on 300 bucks before.

Look, let's just call it even and forget it.

Call it even? What do you mean? Call what even?

Well, you brought something of mine, I brought something of yours.

That's even, right? You brought something of mine?

Yeah. What'd you bring?

What'd you bring in?

Rick?

I just taped that little lightweight .38 to the wheel well there.

You never know when you're gonna need a friend.

What? You brought firearms into Mexico? Are you insane?

No, I'm just careful.

Well, that's nice, Rick, that's nice.

Now the Federales can get us for kidnapping and smuggling.

Will you come off it?

Well, we're young, what's 10 more years?

Well, this case is gonna be over in no time. You know that, don't you?

No, Gaines is gonna be real happy to give us that kid.

(MUTTERING)

It's always the same way in a case like this.

The father starts feeling sorry about it as soon as the kid starts yelling for Momma.

Olé!

Too bad your kid had to get dragged into this.

Yeah.

All you had to do was keep your mouth shut and you would've been rich.

Would've been nice for her. Good college, clothes.

You could've bought her a car when she turned 16.

Unless, of course, I'm right and we end up blowing this town off the face of the map.

Then she can come and visit me in prison.

Jack, there's still enough time to talk to Waller,

if we all agree not to go along with this insanity.

Getting rich isn't insane. Being paranoid is.

Look, why don't you just relax?

Stop making waves, enjoy the water.

Yeah, before we all go under.

You wanna know something?

I don't really much care what happens to you anymore.

If we didn't need you for the blasting...

It's your kid I feel sorry for.

What did he mean, Daddy?

Nothing, honey.

Did I do something else wrong?

You couldn't do anything wrong if you tried, you know that?

You're perfect just the way you are.

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(MAN CHATTERING IN SPANISH ON TV)

(LAUGHING)

Plenty more where that came from.

Do you speak English? I thought so.

My name's Tom Seymour.

And today could be the best day of the rest of your life.

Look out there. What do you see?

Manuel and his chicken.

No, you have to use more than your eyes.

You have to look into the future.

Couldn't that be Ricardo Montalban,

on location in front of your famous fountain of the dancing waters?

Knock out that wall, what do you see? There is the Club Med

frolicking in your Olympic-sized swimming pool.

In the swimming pool?

Stables!

A nightclub featuring everybody from

Trini Lopez to Bobby Vinton,

and $50,000 a year for the manager, who, if I'm not mistaken,

looks very much like you.

Am I wrong?

Yes.

No!

When?

Oh, as soon as I make my report to the brass, bring them down here,

my chain'll move in before you can say, "Rich Corinthian leather."

Well, it just so happens

the hotel is for sale.

Ah.

Senor?

You know, I'm just a little worried about this view here. I think...

I'm afraid how that's gonna look from the second story. I'll tell you what,

why don't you just have one of the maids

take me upstairs and I'll check it out, okay?

Maids? What maids?

Of course. Why don't you just give me the pass key

and I'll go check it out for myself, huh?

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

Buenos dias.

Hey, who do I talk to about getting a job?

A friend of mine told me this outfit might be hiring.

Maybe. What do you do?

Oh, a little bit of everything.

Worked roughneck mostly.

Hey, Luis, can you use another body on your gang?

JACK: Don't mind him, hates gringos.

Uh-huh.

JACK: Man you want to see is Frank Dawson, tool pusher.

All right. Tell me this now.

Is there a fella working around here named Gaines?

A buddy of mine said if he was, I was to look him up.

Yeah, he's with us.

Oh, I got a message I wanna deliver to him.

Why don't you give it to me? I'll give it to him.

I don't think you want to do that.

See, when old Clyde told me to give him the message,

he said I'd better get ready to either duck, run or fight.

(RICK LAUGHS)

Well...

Whenever I see him, I guess I'll see him.

I'll come back in a while and talk to this feller Dawson, is that it?

You can talk to him right now.

That him?

Hey, Frank, another roughneck for you.

Howdy.

Find out if he knows how to handle a rig.

We got a stuck valve on a pipeline down by Number Four.

(GRUNTS)

(SQUEAKING)

(SCREAMS)

(WHISTLES)

(MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

MAN: Is he all right?

(MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

You find a new blast man?

I don't want a new blast man. Gaines's been working this field a year.

We're behind schedule now.

We get a new man, we'll lose another week.

I'm telling you, Gaines is driving everybody crazy

talking about blowing this town up.

It's just talk. Forget it.

What if it isn't? What if he's right?

He's not right.

There's always a risk.

For $2 million apiece, that's one risk I'm willing to take.

Okay, senor, okay,

we lose the mariachis and we go electronic.

Electronic.

(MIMICKING BEEPING)

Comprende?

Space Invaders, Pong, huh?

Got any fives?

Go fish.

It's just what I've been trying to tell you, Bill.

(IRENE LAUGHING)

When they first opened this field, it was all-directional drilling.

We're down to 12,000 feet on a 30-degree angle,

which puts us right underneath the town.

Now, this kind of geological structure supports natural gas caverns.

One blast and the whole field could go up and the town along with it.

JACK: Have you got any sixes? IRENE: Nope.

Let me see the core sample. IRENE: But I'll take all your queens.

JACK: No, I don't have any queens.

Well, you saw that one. Okay, I only have one face, only one queen.

IRENE: All of them. JACK: Okay.

JACK: All right, so I got two queens, look. Come on, kid. I mean, I got...

Looks normal enough to me.

It is normal, and if 1,000 human lives weren't involved,

we could go ahead, blast, and take our chances.

Well, what do you want me to do, evacuate the whole town?

Pemex hears about this, we're out of business.

I promised them results by Friday.

We are guests in this country.

It's bad enough you've been shooting your mouth off.

Fish! I win!

I've been scraping sand and dust for 30 years,

waiting for a chance like this.

I haven't seen my daughter in 10 months.

Okay, so your marriage is on the rocks.

Busted backs and broken marriages are part the territory.

But this is one chance we have to live the rest of our lives in comfort!

I don't think we'll ever have another chance like this again.

Jack, why don't you take Irene for a ride around the ranch?

Oh, neat!

JACK: Yeah, neat.

(JACK GRUNTS)

How much did you tell your wife about this?

I didn't tell her anything. Why?

She sent a couple of private detectives down here. Did you have her to do that?

No, I didn't have her to do that.

She must've sent them down here after Irene.

Okay, look, whether you like it or not, we need each other right now.

Look, Steve, I'm offering you a deal.

We send Irene back home tomorrow,

we'll forget about all the trouble you've been causing,

you even keep your share, $2 million, give or take.

All you have to do is stay on the job

and let me take the responsibility of what happens.

Remember, my name's on the company, you're just following orders.

Believe me, pal, everything's gonna be okay.

This is the last nowhere town we'll ever have to see.

Maybe you can straighten your marriage out, watch your kid grow up.

Steve, let's not blow this.

Okay.

Good.

Why don't you go find the kid and tell her she's going back?

Yeah.

Make sure of one thing.

If what he says is true and there is an accident,

he's gotta be a charter member of the casualties.

MANAGER: And for the floor show, we will have the jugglers,

real Las Vegas style.

And for the reservations, we'll have the computer on the desk.

You know, there'll be the toll-free number.

First class. Toll-free number, my hotel.

Hey, Rick,

I thought we were gonna meet alone.

We don't need a stenographer here.

No, no. She's a registered nurse.

I'll bet. Hi.

No, it's okay. She doesn't speak a word of English.

Besides, she's good cover, don't you think?

Oh. Give me a hand here.

What?

Give me a hand here. Here we go.

You see there? Chivalry's not dead, it's just got a busted rib.

Don't you think you ought to be home in bed?

Now that sounds like very good, sound medical advice.

Of course, I might need a second opinion, and Rosa's got a cousin.

Yeah, well, you know, Mom wanted me to tell you something...

Hey, we like your car.

Yeah.

Oh, wow, gee, that's nice, but you know, it's not that uncommon.

There were quite a lot of them made.

That was a very popular year. They made a lot of them.

Maybe you can give us all a ride, huh?

Sure, I'd love to. That's a great idea.

But, you know, it's gonna be a little crowded.

Why don't we go in two cars?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Well, that helps, but it's still gonna be very crowded and...

Maybe what we could do is just talk right here.

Get in the car.

Hey, you wanna talk in the car, we'll talk in the car.

That's all right, I don't mind.

Well, now I know what they mean by Mexican standoff.

All right, now, you put your knife down and you tell your friends to go home.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

You're looking for Steve Gaines, aren't you?

We are?

He sent me to get both of you.

He wants to talk to you. He's waiting outside of town.

He wants to talk to us, he can talk to us at the hotel, by himself.

All right.

GAINES: Anyway, I talked with Margie on the phone and she understands what happened.

I told her that you'd have Irene home tomorrow evening.

As far as your injury is concerned, that was a mistake.

Somebody out at the site got the wrong idea about why you were here, that's all.

So, anyway, I'll bring Irene into town tomorrow morning so you get an early start.

But there is one thing you could do for me, if you would.

Drop this off in San Diego. The address is right there on it.

Along with this.

It'd be worth a little extra to me if you wouldn't mention it to anybody.

Why is that?

Well, it's pretty technical.

Actually, we're trying to reactivate a series of old played-out wells down here

and I have a few questions I need answers for.

It's not that important... What's wrong?

Nothing very much, we just got a very expensive piece of equipment over there

says you're lying, that's all.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Why would I lie to you?

You were hired to come down here and bring...

Bring Irene back. I'm saying you can do that.

Listen to me.

Your daughter scrawled a message on the bathroom door with a piece of crayon

that said "Help."

Someone tried to bust up my brother.

You're asking us to smuggle stuff out of the country for you.

Now you're trying telling me everything is fine and dandy?

Now, you can tell me it's none of my business,

but you are in some kind of trouble, fella.

You're jumping to the wrong conclusions.

The only trouble I've got is with my ex-wife.

Now, look, I used to work as a mud logger. I know a little bit about this.

I know that secondary recovery can get to be pretty dangerous.

And it looks to me like you've got a low-yield, high-pressure gas zone here.

And am I right?

Why don't you just level with us?

Maybe you'd better read the letter.

Are we sitting right on top of this thing?

GAINES: Okay.

Howdy.

Irene, I want you to meet Uncle A.J. and Uncle Rick.

Hi. Hi.

This is Irene. Hi, Irene, nice to meet you.

Now, I want you to have a good ride home and don't give them any trouble, okay?

When will I see you again?

Well, it's kind of hard to say, honey.

But, you know, when you think about someone,

it's the same as being with them.

And I want you to remember that I think about you all the time.

Me, too.

Hey, excuse me. You happen to have an extra map in there that I could borrow?

Afraid not.

Well, tell you what, let me check my directions with you.

(A.J. CHATTERING) Everything all right?

I'll be there.

So will we.

That's it. Okay, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

What kind of car you got?

'57 Chevy convertible.

Well, I won't go unless we have the top down.

Well, that's the only way we fly, sweetheart. Come on.

Be a good girl. Okay, Daddy.

Take care. Yeah.

Let's go.

Hi-yo, Silver, away!

Darling, I think you'd better stay down,

or your Uncle Rick's gonna come back there and make you.

He's not my uncle.

Thank God.

I miss my daddy. I wish he was here.

We got a surprise for you, darling.

Your daddy's gonna be coming home with us.

He is? Yippee!

(GROANS)

(NICKERING)

Frank!

The core sample's not in the safe. Did you take it out?

No.

Who else knows the combination?

That's me, Bauman,

Steve Gaines.

He knows damn well if anything goes wrong that rock'll send us up for life.

I tried to reason with him,

I tried to protect his daughter for him. Now I've had it!

Want me to go get him? No.

We're gonna need him for the blasting.

We'll take care of him later.

He must've given that core sample to those detectives.

Get on the radio, find out who we've got to intercept them.

I don't care how they do it, I want that rock back.

If it takes three bodies on the side of the road, I want the rock back.

You got it.

(SINGING) Thirty-six bottles of beer on the wall

Thirty-six bottles of beer

If one of those bottles should happen to fall

Thirty-five bottles...

Convincing argument for Planned Parenthood, isn't it?

Hey, A.J., can I drive?

No, sweetheart, maybe later, after we stop.

Rick, who am I? Chicken Little and the sky is falling!

Maybe she'd be more comfortable in the trunk.

Ponce, if you go get the truck, bring it around back, I'll finish loading this.

How's Gaines doing? What's taking him so long?

He's loaded and ready to go out to the rig.

Good.

Well, won't be long now.

We're in good shape.

I got a hold of Knox up at Number 14.

He's gonna have a little surprise waiting on that Chevy.

Good.

(CAR STARTING)

Hey!

Well, hey, come on, stop! Come on, stop!

Stop! Come back! Stop! Stop!

This is neater than my Big Wheel!

Here.

That'll hold her for a while.

I don't think I can take another hundred bottles of beer on the wall.

Sit down.

I'm telling you, I don't trust him.

Steve, how long?

Yeah, I just have to check the timers and detonators, that's all.

WALLER: Okay, it's your show, Go ahead.

We don't have to trust him.

All we have to do is make sure he does his job.

IRENE: And when the starship landed

and the Princess got out and walked around,

suddenly, out from nowhere, the Tribulites came and attacked her...

(MIMICKING GUN FIRING)

and pulled her away!

Irene, darling,

why don't you sit back and try and take a nap for a little while, all right?

Yeah, and eat your lunch.

No!

Hey, come on. I went through all that trouble to buy that stuff for you,

they went through all that trouble to fix it,

now sit back there and eat it. Come on.

I don't wanna.

Hey, look, if you don't eat it, I'm gonna pull over here somewhere

and get back there and make you eat it.

I'm not hungry.

Look, if she doesn't want to eat it, she doesn't have to.

Just leave her alone, all right? Now, you keep out of this.

I spent five bucks on that stuff. She's gonna eat it.

Besides, she hasn't had anything since breakfast.

So what? She's not gonna starve.

Who are you, man, Dr. Spock? The kid's gotta eat.

Look, why'd you let her order all the junk food, then?

What junk food?

That's not nutritious. She's better off not eating it.

Pork is not nutritious? Lettuce and tomatoes are not nutritious?

I eat that stuff all the time.

Well, I rest my case right there.

Freeze-dried pizza and onion rings didn't go to the moon with the astronauts.

Battle stations.

Oh, boy.

Irene, we're gonna play a little game.

IRENE: What kind of a game?

Your uncle Rick and I used to play it when we were kids.

It's called chicken.

That a drunk driver?

Not a chance.

Why are we going back?

Well, we were gonna meet your dad up ahead, about 20 miles,

but on second thought, we decided to pick him up.

Neat! This is fun!

Gaines kept saying somebody was gonna die.

Funny it turned out to be him.

Well, I'll start feeling sorry when we find a body.

MAN OVER RAND: This is Big Bird calling the nest,

I've had a breakdown 30 miles north,

We got you, Big Bird. What happened to the worm? Over.

Couldn't stop them. They doubled back, They're headed toward you.

Coming back after Gaines.

I knew he was too good a powder man.

Have Dawson bring a chopper out here.

Base camp, come in. Come in, base camp. Over.

IRENE: There's the Princess, and look at the Lucherian Guards.

Uh-huh. Didn't you guys have these when you were kids?

Sure, of course we did.

We had... Let's see. Well, we had a monster named Kluszewski.

(LAUGHING)

And he had these giant killer arms.

And then there was a prince named Whitey Ford.

Yeah? Yeah.

(GUN FIRING)

and then there was this terrifying group of Pirates from the planet Pittsburgh.

And they stole the sacred pennant.

And they wouldn't give it back...

And I think you better hit the deck again, sweetheart.

(GUN FIRING)

(SCREAMING)

(GUN FIRING)

(GUN FIRING)

This isn't working.

If you got any better ideas, I wanna hear them, now!

(GUN FIRING)

I got one.

What?

You're not gonna like it.

(GUN FIRING)

Come on.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

A.J., they're coming.

Whew.

(SINGING) Hundred bottles of beer on the wall A hundred bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall Ninety-nine bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall

Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall Ninety-eight bottles of beer

You take one down, Pass it around

Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall

Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall Ninety-seven bottles of beer

You take one down, Pass it around

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall Ninety-six bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall

RICK: Oh, Cheryl, you're a killer. Those hands ought to be registered.

(SIGHING)

Where did you learn this? Years in the Orient, or what?

No, down at the Y.

Oh, that's good, that's nice.

I was thinking, a little bit later maybe we

could slip into something more comfortable,

like the ocean.

You know me, Rick.

Whatever floats your boat.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit lower, on the right there. Yeah. Oh, that's perfect.

(GROANS)

A.J.: Hi.

RICK: Oh.

Marlowe, repel boarders.

Now, I hate to interrupt,

but remember, Rick, you did have a previous engagement this evening.

I'm sorry, darling, I warned him about overbooking.

(GROANS)

No, Cheryl, look, you don't understand...

But, look, what about tomorrow night?

Sorry.

Yes, you are.

Hurry up, Rick, we've gotta eat fast so we don't miss the movie.

Oh! A movie, too, huh?

Sure, it's a double feature.

A.J.: That's right.

Steve and Margie are gonna be out late celebrating tonight.

They have a lot to talk about.

Janet, we owe you at least a dinner.

So, you pick the restaurant, okay?

Okay.

There's a great taco place that just opened near the wharf.

Oh, boy! A movie, and tacos, too?