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Rick.

Ooh, there she comes.

RICK: Yes, don't I know it.

(YELLING IN SPANISH)

AJ; Have we got the right address?

I thought you were the man for the job.

CHRISTY: Somebody stole my car,

I want you to get it back for me.

We are in business.

This time, we're not.

RICK: This time, we're in love.

Well, we meet again, muchachos.

No!

(CAR HORN HONKING)

(CAR HORN BLARING)

Nice car.

The speed limit's 15, I'm doing 40

and she wants me to pull over.

RICK: It's all yours, darling.

Oh, my, my, my!

RICK: Tell me I'm not in love.

Yeah, well, five bucks says she won't say three words to you.

You're on.

Marlowe, come here. Come here. Now, Marlowe, score.

RICK: Go on.

(MARLOWE BARKING)

RICK: Marlowe, Marlowe, come on, get back!

Get back now! You sit! Bad dog!

Look, I'm really sorry about that.

He does that every time he sees a pretty girl.

Listen, I just bet my brother over there,

every bit of money I have in the world

that you and I could... You lose.

Have a few words together, maybe conversation.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh... (MARLOWE BARKS)

It's too late now.

A.J.: You know, you ought to try this.

It might take your mind off girls.

RICK: Sure. I could think about hospital bills, funeral expenses.

I sure hope your will's in order.

You better hope you're in it.

(ALL LAUGHING)

I'll see you back at the house.

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Did you get it?

Yeah.

Thanks.

I've never been so scared in my life.

If they find out...

Nobody's going to find out.

We'll get it back in by tomorrow night.

Nobody will ever know the difference.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Listen, uh... Oh.

I said, if you did it, I'd let you buy me a drink.

I know.

Uh, where shall we go?

Which just goes to support my theory,

that by the year 1990,

the rat problem will be so entirely out of control,

they'll take over the world!

(CHUCKLES) Doesn't leave us much time, does it?

Well, hopefully, somebody will do something by then.

My car!

I parked it right here. Where's my car? Somebody's...

Oh, no! This can't happen to me.

Can't happen to you?

The test, Christy, the test!

If we don't get it back, I'm dead!

You're dead? I'm the one that's got to take the final!

If we don't get it back in Professor Linsky's office,

he's gonna make up a new one.

Then I'll flunk for sure. Oh, my father will disown me.

Call the police.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(SIGHS)

Mona?

Couldn't be Mona. Mona's in Hawaii.

Renata?

Hello.

You don't have any clothes on.

I have my underwear on.

(CHUCKLES)

Come on in.

Glad you could drop by.

Ooh, um... What're you drinking?

Have any champagne?

How about a beer?

No, thanks.

Well, what shall we talk about?

The card you left on my windshield.

It says you're a private investigator.

Um, yeah.

Among other things...

Of course, I'm sure it's the other things

you'd be more interested in talking about.

Uh, no.

Um, actually, I'm very interested in the fact

that you're a private investigator.

Yeah?

I wanna hire you.

At 3:00 in the morning?

Well, you look like a man who keeps late hours.

Yeah, I am. Right.

What do you wanna hire me for?

Somebody stole my car.

I want you to get it back for me.

Hmm, stole your car.

Well, that's a shame. Did you call the police?

Of course I called the police.

But I need it back in 24 hours.

Daddy's flying in tomorrow night.

Oh.

If I don't pick him up at the airport in that car,

I don't know what he'll do.

See, it's the third one I've had stolen.

Daddy says if I lose this one,

he'll never buy me another one.

Ever.

Oh.

Well, of course, now I can understand

why you woke me up at 3:00 in the morning.

It's very, very important to me.

Mmm-hmm?

I thought you were the man for the job.

Of course, I could be wrong.

No, no, no, no, no. You're not wrong, you're right.

You came to the right place. As a matter of fact,

you even came at the right time.

No. A car like that, 24 hours,

that's re-painted and on a boat to Bolivia.

I knew you'd understand.

Oh, yeah.

And I have a few connections in the world of stolen cars.

I knew you would.

Yeah.

And since the last thing we want is

for Daddy to stop buying you new cars...

Are you sure you wouldn't like to have a beer

just to sort of consummate our new relationship?

Shouldn't you get to work?

We can consummate our relationship

after you've found the car.

(SIGHS)

Okay.

Um, I'm just...

Uh...

RICK: Won't say over three words to me, huh?

I just hope you discussed finances with her.

$300 a day, plus expenses,

plus a bonus, if we get the car back.

Oh, tell me you discussed finances with her.

Come on, AJ.

A girl goes through three Porsches,

she's not gonna have any trouble payin' us.

Oh, that's just great. That's great.

Now we're a non-profit organization.

When are you gonna get it through your head,

we are in business.

This time we're not. This time we're in love.

Why am I here?

I'm not getting paid.

What other earthly reason is there for me

to be here at this hour of the morning?

Manuel!

Hey, Manuel, it's Rick Simon.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Rick. Hmm?

A.J.: Have we got the right address?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Are you sure he's a friend of yours?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(YELLING IN SPANISH)

(MANUEL SPEAKING SPANISH)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

What happened? You sound a little worried out here.

(MACHINERY HUMMING)

Listen, Manuel. What?

I've got a friend who's interested in a 924 Turbo.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

And went to the showroom,

checked out the sticker prices

and he just about croaked.

He thought I might be able to help him out a little bit.

When's the last time you had a Turbo through here?

Oh, it's been about six or seven months.

Six or seven months?

Yeah. I know.

You know, I used to do a very brisk business with them.

But no more.

Someone's turning them around north of the border.

You got any idea who's doin' it?

Well, I might...

Rick, this is your brother?

This is his brother. Yeah. Yeah.

A.J.? A.J.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, Rick, you remember my daughter, the oldest one?

Anita?

Yeah. She has just come of age now.

Oh, you're kidding? Little Anita?

No. She looks magnificent now.

You know what I was thinking?

I was thinking, maybe your brother

could take her out on a date.

Oh, he'd love to.

(CHUCKLES) Well... You'd love to.

No, really. I think they'd hit it off.

You know, there are so few eligible young men around.

Yeah. He's a good kid, huh?

Oh, the best. Are you kidding?

All right.

There's a guy in San Diego. His name is Stony.

He specializes in Turbos.

He's supposed to be very, very good.

Okay. You got any idea how I contact this Stony?

Yeah, you might talk to Robin Davis.

The fence?

I like to think of him

as a como se dice, independent wholesaler.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Hey, A.J., see you around' AJ.

Right. Thank you.

Hey! Hey, wait, wait. What does Anita look like?

Not like Manuel, I hope.

(CHUCKLING) No. No. She looks like her mother.

Well, what does her mother look like?

Um, nice. You know, a little plump, but nice.

Plump? A little plump? I mean, how plump?

Would she fit inside an oil drum?

ANITA: Rick! Rick! Hello!

RICK: Hi.

(RICK SPEAKING SPANISH)

Just get in the truck!

Get in the truck, will you?

Was that or was that not Anita?

(COMPUTER GENERATED VOICE CHATTERING)

Come on, come on.

You know, bang!

Come on, baby. Go! Go! Go!

Pow!

(VIDEO GAMES DINGING)

All right. Pay up, you little hustler!

(CHUCKLES)

A dollar.

You know what a dollars’ worth these days?

Two plays. That's it.

Remember those quarter pinball machines?

Five balls for a quarter?

Look at these things. Three balls, 50 cents.

Everything in this joint is 50 cents.

You Robin Davis?

Why don't you let me know what you want

and I'll let you know if I'm Robin Davis or not.

Manuel Fernandez referred us to you.

Manuel! My man! Yeah, long time, no see.

Where is he now? Ensenada?

Tijuana.

Oh yeah, that's right. Tijuana.

Still running his daddy's dry cleaning business, I bet, huh?

No, the Manuel Fernandez we know isn't in dry cleaning.

He deals in used cars.

A.J.: Some less used than others.

(CHUCKLING) Yeah. That's right, that's right.

So, you guys do know Manuel, don't you? That's good.

I always like to see Manuel send a little business my way.

What can I do you for?

DAVIS: Uh, it's one more.

Thank you.

Okay, you want Turbos, you go see Joey Marcotte.

Hey! Marcotte Imports? He's a dealer.

I know.

That's what's so sweet about his operation.

He'll deal them straight he'll deal them dirty,

whatever the situation calls for.

Go talk to Joey, tell him Robin sent you.

Hey, and remind him it's a two-way street.

He could send a little action my way, you know what I mean?

Yeah, we'll tell him.

Hey, if there's anything else I can do for you gentlemen.

I mean, if you want pocket TV, stereos,

home computers, machine pistols.

You got your hand guns, your shotguns...

How about a Japanese ten-speed?

Come on, check it out. Hey!

JANET: No!

Oh come on, Janet, it'll only take a few hours.

Besides, Myron will never even know you're gone.

Oh, thank you. Thanks a lot.

It'll be fun, you'll enjoy it.

Now I know I don't want to. There's no way.

Rick, that is a confidential file!

Thank you. That's a nice Janet.

No, wait a minute.

That's a sweet girl. I knew...

Daddy's gonna kill me. I can't do this.

Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on here?

We just need to borrow Janet for a couple hours, Myron.

Borrow? Janet!

Bye, Daddy.

I forbid you to go anywhere with these...

Two wonderful gentlemen,

who have nothing but respect for your only daughter.

Besides, we need her.

We will bring her back shortly.

She's supposed to be working for me!

WOMAN ON PA: Cliff Bell, phone call, line three.

Oh, look at this red one.

Oh, Albert, could we have a red one, please?

WOMAN ON PA: Jerry Christian, call on line two.

Well...

I really like it.

Hi, I'm Joey Marcotte, can I help you?

WOMAN ON PA: Parts Department, pick up line one, please.

Howdy.

Hi.

This looks like a real tight little shop, you got here.

(CLEARING THROAT) You been working here long?

This your car?

Oh, heck, no.

I'd have to rob a bank to afford one of these babies.

No, I just drove up from the panhandle.

Need a job.

I worked in a dealership down there and I kind of figured

this place could benefit from some of my expertise.

WOMAN ON PA: Joe, you have a customer waiting in your office.

Mr. Marcotte, can I be frank with you?

In my office, you can be anyone you like.

(CHUCKLES)

I am a stock broker

for one of the major brokerage firms here in San Diego.

The biggest.

Well, good for you.

Unfortunately, I have recently suffered a series of

ill-fated personal investments.

Now, I'm sure that you can understand, how it is essential

for a man in my position to, uh...

To maintain a certain image.

Keep up appearances.

A.J.: Exactly.

Now, I am certain that I could dispel any rumors

about my current financial difficulties

with the purchase of an expensive new car.

Well, you've certainly come to the right place, Mr. Wickersham.

Unfortunately, retail is out of the question.

(CHUCKLES)

Retail is out of the question?

I've been checking around, Mr. Marcotte,

very discreetly of course.

And I have found

that when it comes to certain cars,

you can be a very reasonable man.

WOMAN ON PA: Customer service, line four,

Excuse me.

Oh, no, you go on ahead.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, that is something. Look, I'll tell you what.

I believe that if I can get in there

and just release that bracket

and slip that little sucker right in...

Oh! Here we go.

That's just as snug

as a bullfrog in a lily pad enchilada.

Well, I guess you know something about cars after all.

Little bit, yeah.

What's your name, cowboy?

Stony.

WOMAN ON PA: Mike Chapman, line four,

I say something wrong?

So you walk around the lot, see what you like.

Just color options, all that, then come back and see me.

I'm here all the time.

Okay.

You're a friend of Robin Davis',

I'll take care of you.

Thank you very much. Robin said you would.

WOMAN ON PA: John Stevens, line two.

Hey, get out of here!

AJ; Why?

That's Stony right there.

Well, have you two wonderful gentlemen just forgotten about me or what?

No. Here you go. Take a cab.

If it's more than that, you let me know.

Wait a minute! Rick!

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Stony, right?

Hey, come on, take it easy.

Wow!

Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!

It's all right, it's all right, ladies and gentlemen,

we're just stunt men and rehearsing for a show,

and I really think these guys have done a fine job.

Why don't we give them a hand?

Very good. Good show. Good show. Wasn't that nice?

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

A.J.: This isn't working.

I'm gonna go turn on the stove.

No, I can handle this.

I don't like the way you're handling it.

Now just settle down!

You like to hurt people too much and you always have.

Now this guy's gonna level with us, aren't you?

Look, nobody wants to give you any problems here.

So you boosted a Turbo, okay.

The only thing is you picked the wrong car.

(STATIC ON RADIO)

Get away from there! That's a $3000 system!

Oh, you shouldn't have said that.

Hey! Wait a minute! Are you crazy?

Now what you got to do,

you got to tell us where the chop shop is.

Nobody has to know that it was you who told us.

We go in, we get the car,

you go out, steal a new one and everybody is happy. All right?

(DISTORTED VOICE CHATTERING ON SYSTEM)

What is he doing?

He's a music lover. Now, where is the chop shop?

How do I know you guys are not cops?

My brother wanted to be a police officer,

but he failed one of the tests.

Psychotic imbalance, they called it.

You know, that's not your fault,

you were born that way.

Are you looking at me?

No.

Now, you cooperate with me just a little bit here?

Okay, he's all yours.

(THREAD TWANGING)

All right!

It's in a warehouse.

Where?

Third and Highland, on the corner.

Thank you.

Hey. Take him with you.

(SIGHS)

You know, I never really was very good with one of these things.

Tell you what, I'll leave it right here with you, okay?

Have a nice day.

(METAL CLANGING)

(BEEPING)

MAN: He's taking the car! He's taking the car!

Some guy's stealing the car.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)

(CHUCKLES)

Whoo! We did it!

Whoa, I'll say we did. You should see how this thing handles.

You should've seen the faces on those guys who were on your tail!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

This looks a little fishy to me.

Let's run a make on it.

Oh, come on, girls. Answer the phone.

Just do me a favor.

Mention our fee before you tell her we got the car.

Yeah. I'd like to speak to Christy Huggins, please.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Well, where is she?

A sorority picnic?

Rick.

(SIGHS)

All right, look. Would you just tell her Rick Simon called, please?

It's about her car.

You two step outside, nice and easy.

Officer, I can explain everything. I really can. Rick!

What?

(SIGHS)

Oh, no.

(GRUNTS)

That Turbo was supposed to be delivered today. This afternoon.

The customer's already coughed up $8000!

Why didn't you call the warehouse?

Because, I was tied to the damn chair!

What am I supposed to do?

Give him his money back? Tell him I'm sorry?

Hey, give him one off the lot.

Give him one off... Give him...

That's a brilliant idea.

Do you know what I pay for one of those wholesale?

Do you know what my cost is?

Don't sweat it.

I'll pick up another one for you, on the house.

How long will it take?

Two, three days...

Two, three... I have to deliver today!

Hey! Don't yell at me!

He's the one that got us into this.

He should have known who those guys were.

Hey, how was I supposed to know?

Manuel Fernandez sent them to me.

Manuel Fernandez...

Yeah, I thought they were okay,

'cause Manuel recommended them.

Hey, he never sent me any trouble before.

You get down to Tijuana and talk to Manuel.

I wanna know who these guys are, where they live.

Squeeze him, if you have to. I wanna know.

Hey, hey, Joey, I got deals cooking of my own.

I don't have time to go down to Mexico.

All right.

MARCOTTE: How would you like it, if I put it out on the street

that you don't know the difference between a mark and a ringer anymore?

How many deals you gonna have cookin' then?

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

Where'd they say she was?

RICK: Sorority picnic.

That's nice. Yeah.

I could be hang gliding right now.

Think how much safer you are here.

Are these the men you hired to recover your car for you?

Yes.

Glad you could make it.

Whoa! Whoa I Whoa! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

I've never been so humiliated in my life!

Here I am on a picnic with my friends

and some of my professors

and all of a sudden this police car comes

to take me away.

I felt like a common criminal!

I don't suppose now would be a good time

to discuss finances with her. Do you?

Look, I'm sorry about your picnic.

Was it my fault that you weren't near a phone?

We got your car back for you.

You... Your problem is solved. You ought to be grateful.

I am grateful. Where's my car?

They'll bring it along any minute.

You ought to be even more grateful.

Think of what would've happened

if you'd picked Daddy up tonight without it?

Daddy? Oh, yeah, you're right.

I'm even more grateful. Thank you.

No, see, I was thinking

that maybe after you've picked Daddy up,

that you and I could get together.

Is this supposed to be a joke?

No, see, I was gonna explain that to you.

That, uh... What did you do to it?

Well, we rescued it is what we did.

You're lucky it's here at all. And I'm gonna take care of this.

By the time you pick up Daddy tonight, this will be as good as new.

Better than new, right?

Never mind. I'll take it the way it is.

No! Christy, you can't do that.

See, 'cause you got to have connections

to get a car like this painted real fast.

What is that?

Nothing. Just some notes for a class.

I wanted to make sure they were still here.

Well, are you gonna close the door?

Christy, I'm gonna get your car painted for you.

I am.

Get in.

Come on, darling.

We'll just make a couple phone calls,

get all of this stuff straightened out.

It's gonna be all right.

You just sit down right over here, darling.

Make yourself comfortable.

This won't take but a minute.

(WATER RUNNING)

Who's in there?

That's the cleaning lady, never mind her.

Close the door.

Yeah.

Mom, what are you doing here?

I just dropped by to see if I had sons anymore.

I could've died and been buried and you wouldn't know.

Unless you read it in the obituary column.

Que pasa, Mom?

Don't que pasa me.

You boys have something against washing dishes?

What kind of a...

Oh! Hello, dear.

I'm Cecilia.

Christy.

Are you a friend or a client?

Friend. Client.

A.J., where are your manners?

Well, aren't you going to offer Christy something?

Of course. Would you like something?

Perrier, please.

We just ran out.

CHRISTY: Never mind.

Will club soda be all right?

It's not the same.

No. Of course not. They just taste the same.

Oye, Manuel! It's Rick.

Rick, where are you calling from, man?

From San Diego.

Listen, Manuel, I have a friend,

a very special friend,

who needs one of your fast paint jobs.

One of your special fast paint jobs.

Do you think you can fit me in?

Sure, for you, no problem.

MANUEL: But you better get down here right away.

All right. Great, Manuel. And listen, I'll tell you what...

Tell Anita to put on her prettiest dress

and while you're painting the car,

we'll all go out to dinner at Cuco's, okay.

Sounds terrific. No problem. I'll see you.

All right. Great, Manuel. Thank you.

Adios.

Well, well.

Looks like you can wait for him here.

He's bringing the car down to have it painted.

Let's go, hop in.

No, that's all right. I'm gonna ride with the client.

Okay.

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hey, Rick! Hey, you made great time, hombre,

Yeah.

Manuel, Christy. Christy, Manuel.

Hi.

Olé.

A very beautiful young lady.

Are you the owner of the car?

Yeah.

(EXCLAIMING)

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Oh, well, I guess that explains it.

Listen, why don't we all go inside?

One of my guys will bring the car in.

Is Anita here?

No. Not yet.

Well, we meet again, muchachos.

Anita.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Hi, you called me?

I'm AJ.

I heard you say A.J. I am A.J.

Rick, are you all right?

Who is this?

That's my daughter. She doesn't understand.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

Now, wait a second, Manuel. Why don't you let her stick around, huh?

You can explain it to her, can't you?

You can explain it to me.

How much did this jerk pay you to double-cross me, huh?

He paid me nothing.

He didn't have to pay me.

I'm sorry, Rick.

You brought this on yourself.

You came down here as a friend, seeking help.

And I gave you the information that you wanted.

But you forgot to mention that you were going to interfere

with the business of a colleague of mine.

You know, a while back, you would not have done that.

Tell me something.

If you had come here, into the garage and seen the car,

would you have taken it from me?

Well?

We could've made some sort of arrangement.

Man, I'm very disappointed in you, my friend.

I went straight.

If this is what it means going straight,

then I prefer our side of the law.

Why did you do it, hombre, huh?

Temporary insanity.

(DOOR SLAMMING)

Nothing's temporary for you anymore, cowboy.

From now on, it's all permanent.

What you're going to do now is you're gonna forget about your car.

You're gonna forget about these two, forget all about us.

You file your stolen car report, you collect on your insurance,

you buy yourself a new car, and you be happy.

You open your mouth about any of this to anybody

and I'm gonna pay you a visit.

When you least expect it.

I'm gonna be your own private nightmare.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Can I just get something out of my car

before you take it?

I don't think you understood me.

You're not here. Your car is not here.

You haven't seen your car since last night.

But...

Come on, you drive this thing, I'll take the Turbo.

These two are gonna do a little hang gliding.

It's too bad they won't be awake to enjoy it.

(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

They're not really gonna hurt them, are they?

Rick and A.J. are grown men.

They knew what they were doing.

I'm calling the police.

No, you're not.

If you don't stop them, I will.

Anita, por favor.

I can't stop them. Don't you understand?

Oh, I understand. Rick was your friend.

Those other two, they're nothing.

You could have stopped them, father.

If you were the man I thought you were,

you would have stopped them.

I said, no!

(SIGHING)

We don't need the police.

We can do this thing ourselves.

Muchachos!

This damn sure better look okay.

It's gonna look like an accident.

A man takes a flight in a hang glider,

bounces off the cliffs,

falls in the water. Happens all the time.

Then his brother drowns trying to pull him out.

Come on, let's get him up.

No!

What's your rush?

You and your brother are both going to the same place.

(GROANS)

Up.

Rick!

(EXCLAIMS)

AJA.!

A.J.: Rick!

Push the bar forward!

What bar?

Push it forward! What?

(SCREAMING)

Help!

Shift your weight!

Use the bar, Rick!

The bar. Keep it down. Pull it in! Pull it in, pull it in!

No! Keep your nose up, push it back out.

That's it. Shift your weight, Rick, shift your weight.

Use the bar.

Use the bar, Rick. Shift your weight!

Rick!

RICK: A.J., what do I do now?

Push the bar forward! God!

Just put it in the water, Rick!

Huh?

RICK: How do I get down?

A.J.?

How do you slow this thing down?

Oh... (SPLASHING)

(A.J. GRUNTING)

A.J.: She's a blonde, that's it.

You were always a sucker for blondes.

Dropped a touchdown pass homecoming,

'cause you were looking at a blonde cheerleader.

Oh, God!

(RICK COUGHS) Rick. Rick!

Mom? No. It's A.J.

(MOANING)

Did they kill you, too?

You're still alive.

Oh, good.

(CHUCKLES)

Did you get it? Did you get it?

Uh-oh. You can have it after I've made a copy.

I'll see you back at Pi Omega.

Well, okay. I'll see you there.

Hey, Christy, wait up.

Don't you want to say

thank you or something to that effect?

What he really means is, that this is the point in the story

where we usually get paid.

Paid! For what?

For almost getting me killed?

No, for getting your car back

which is what we were hired to do.

Nobody ever said anything about being hired.

Look at that. What did I tell you, huh?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Where is it?

What?

There was a test in here.

A master copy for a biology final

that I have got to take tomorrow.

Where is it?

I didn't see it. Did you see it?

Test? No, no, no. No test.

Test right there in your car, huh?

Oh, gosh, a test you got to take tomorrow?

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS)

Very funny, you two.

Now, the joke's over. Now, I need that test.

I'd like to help you, darling, but...

You know what you ought to do?

You ought to hire A.J. and me to find that test for you.

That is, after you settled up your present account, of course.

All right. How much?

Uh, $300, plus $67.43 in expenses, plus $50 in bribes,

plus any little bonus you might feel fit to give us

because we do get good results.

Yes, we do.

I'll have to write you a check.

Oh, I think in your case, we'll just wait for the cash.

CHRISTY: But...

There's no big hurry on it, you know.

Any time you happen to be in the neighborhood, you just drop by.

Don't push yourself.

But...

Rick.

Yes?

Ooh, there she comes.

RICK: Yes, don't I know it.

(RICK CHUCKLING)

Are you going to give her the test?

What test?

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