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The video that you are about to view is an account of the sexual awakening that

befell a group of youths, in particular Callie Wilson and her invalid brother

Frank. It is all the more shocking in that they were young.

But had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected to

nor would they have asked to see, as much of the perverted and demented anal

they were to see that day. For them, a blissful summer drive became a descent

into a sexual purgatory.

The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most

perversions in the anals of sexual history, the Texas Dildo Masquerade.

Flash McCall, former CEO of Notorious Pictures, is facing a grand jury

investigation concerning the origin of his campaign contribution.

His 15 -year -old secretary has also caused a publicity backlash for the

porno magnate.

Grave desecrating in Texas is today's top story.

Officers of the Dildota County Sheriff's Department were led by an informant to

a cemetery outside of the small rural community of Anus, Texas this morning.

Sheriffs found what appeared to be a perverted work of art.

A blow -up sex doll was wired to a large gravestone. A second doll was found

having intercourse with another on a nearby grave.

Subsequent investigation revealed at least two dozen empty crypts filled with

sex dolls.

It is feared that more will turn up as the investigation continues.

Officers report that in some cases the blow -up dolls had their orifices

with dildos, including the male dolls.

Thousands of dildos and plastic penises littered the site.

Evidence indicates the desecration had taken place over a period of months,

possibly years.

Sheriff Robert Morrill refused to give details in the perverted case and said

only that he had evidence linking the act to a small porno studio outside the

state. Local residents have been converging on the cemetery, worried that

-up dolls may be fornicating on a loved one's tomb.

As of this report, no suspects are currently being held for questioning.

In other news, county health officials are checking in with folks outside of

Cedar Rapids, Idaho.

Taxi with a 4 -door V7 made at the small town. This heat is driving me crazy.

Hey, you get what Mercury is doing in retrograde.

And you need an earth sign. That makes you more active. Seek the comfort of

others with a similar sign.

You've been hanging out at those metaphysical bookstores again.

Gary, Saturn's bad. influence on you, especially sexually.

Wouldn't you rather have a Jupiter erection or a Saturn heartache?

Actually, I'd rather have three.

Hey man, do you believe all this mumbo -jumbo shit your old lady's trying to

unload on you?

I don't know.

Hi, my granddaddy's buried here. I was wondering if we could look around and

if anything happened to his grave.

Well, what's your granddaddy's name?

Tony Wilson.

Follow me.

Shit happens around here nobody's seen, talked about.

But I've seen things.

Nasty, filthy things.

Things that make your dick stand up for days.

Some people just say it's an old man talking shit.

Say they laughed at this old man.

Then the last one would be... Whoa, what's that?

Whoa, what is that smell? It stinks!

That's the old dildo house.

That's what Grandpa used to sell us, plastic.

Hey, Callie, you know we got an uncle that does the same thing in Sun Valley?

Oh! Those are the smokestacks.

That's where they melt the plastic.

You see, they squirt the plastic into the moles of these really big penises.

You know, they use these squirt guns, which are made for that kind of plastic.

Then they try out these dildos on the girls that work in quality control.

The girls love them, man. You hear them squealing and moaning and groaning. A

lot of them like it so much they don't even bother making any money. They don't

even care about the money, which is the only minimum wage to begin with because

they just like the sex of it. They try out dildos on the ass, the pussy, the

mouth.

That's horrible.

Women should not have to use dildos for pleasure. Yeah, I couldn't rely on his

dildo. Oh Frank, stop it.

You're getting the girls all upset with you. Stop with all the dildo stuff.

Talk. All right. Not doing much for me either. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Hey, look, a hitchhiker.

Poor guy's probably dying from all the plastic in the air out here.

He probably smells like plastic soup.

Give a guy a break.

He can sit by Frank.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. He looks like a pervert.

Yeah, looks like we picked up the firework.

So, where are you headed?

Uh, well... So, do you work at the dildo factory?

No. Well, then how did you get stranded all the way out here in the middle of

nowhere? Well, uh, I was at the factory.

We have an uncle that works at a dildo factory. Well, my sister works there,

my grandfather, too.

Well, my whole family's in dildos.

My whole family of perverts.

You ever go to that room where they squirt the gun or the plastic into the

of the big dicks?

Oh, no, no, oh, no. That gun's no good.

I was in there once with my uncle.

Oh, we make them the old way.

You know, with our hands, you know, that way.

They go into the bushes better.

I always thought the gun was better.

Oh, no, I knew it.

That takes people's jobs.

So then, do you make dildos?

Oh, why, yeah.

Look, I'm the molder of this one.

Damn.

Yeah, when you make them by hand, why, you don't throw nothing away.

Nothing goes to waste.

So you make these, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Why, we make them with hair all over the ball.

We make big ones and small ones.

We make them in all sizes and widths.

Even ones that squirt.

And when we make them, nothing goes to waste.

We even take the plastic, and they sweep it up off the door, and they make the

little spokes that tickle the cliff.

Wow, I didn't know you made all that, all that stuff.

Do you like dildos?

Yeah. Come on. I like him, I guess to say, except for purpose.

Oh, Frank, can't we talk about something else?

Okay.

You probably wouldn't even like him if you tried him.

No, I wouldn't, and I wish you'd stop talking about it.

Oh.

Come on, Frank, you're making everybody sick.

All right, all right.

What are you doing?

Hey, man, put that... away.

Man, no.

What are you doing?

Oh, hey, man. Come on. Put that thing up. No.

Why are you masturbating now?

I kind of like it. This is how I make my dildo.

This is how I make them all.

First I get it hard, and then I form it.

I have a dick. I have a nice dick.

I'm sure it is, man.

I'll say. That's a big one.

Mitch, mind if I touch it?

Don't ask me.

Ask him. It's his dick.

Not at all.

Go ahead.

Go right ahead. Don't bite.

So smooth.

Oh, yeah. That's performing the modes.

Go ahead. Taste it.

Frank.

Frank. Frank.

Frank. That's my fiancé you're jerking off to. Thank you very much.

Uh, Mitch, what...

Would you mind terribly if I were to join in?

Sure, go ahead.

Release my brain.

Come on in. I'll show you how my grandpa taught me to do it.

That was incredible.

Come here.

Fuck someone.

What?

He just took my picture.

You can take me to my house now.

I live right down the road.

It wasn't fucking my girlfriend enough, man.

I think we're pretty much in a hurry. How close is it?

Yeah, she had a real tight pussy and a tight asshole.

You know, just like her pussy's close to her asshole.

Yeah. Well, couldn't you just walk? I mean, if it's so close.

Well, you could have dinner at my place. Well, my sister, she mixes up dinner

with a big dildo, and you all like plastic, right?

Well, you know, it's just right down the road. Yeah, well, I think we better

press on. Right, Gary?

Yeah. This picture didn't come out so hot.

Oh. Well, it's a good picture. It's a real good picture. Well, you can give me

$20 now.

No, man.

$20? You just got done fucking my girlfriend, pal. So I think if anybody's

to get $20 around here, it better be her or the little fucking whore. It'll be

me for pimping her or something.

Give him his fucking picture back.

He just gets through fucking me and he takes a picture of Frank.

I'm insulted.

Are you kidding?

You know, a slut like you deserves his money.

No kidding.

Kick his ass out of the car.

Give me my car back.

Wait, wait, wait. Come on, love. We just broke pussy together. We bonded.

Fuck you all.

Fuck you, you fat, fat piece of shit. Give me my car.

Get up here. Clean the window.

What can I do you for?

Fill it up, please.

Fill it up?

No, no, no. Can't be doing that. The transport won't be here until tomorrow.

Well, at least tell us where the old Wilson place is.

What? The old Wilson place? What the hell do you want to be going up there

No, no, no. That ain't no fun for people like you.

My grandfather lived there.

Make sure he doesn't fail off.

Oh, check this out.

Oh, he really did plumb on his son on the side there.

Yeah. Oh, God.

That's disgusting.

Yeah, and if you're not careful, he's probably going to come on you next.

Don't fuck with me, Mitch.

You don't really think that's true, do you?

Like, he's not one of those, like, homos. He did stick that builder in my

Well, uh, if I were you, I'd, uh, I'd wear some kind of cork in my ass for the

next couple days, you know? That's not funny, man. He really did seem to like

you a lot. You guys are a bunch of assholes, you know that?

Wow, I remember this place as a hit.

Let's go inside.

Yeah.

What did he eat for breakfast?

Hey, guys.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll come over there.

Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

Oh, yeah, I'll be all right.

Yeah, don't worry about me.

I'll just wheel myself over, bastard.

Oh, shit.

Great.

Fucking great.

It worked. Hold on. Yeah, right. We're out of fucking gas. I'm gonna kill you,

Frank.

Look, it's too hot for us to go out and walk right now.

Hey, didn't you say there was a swimming hole around here or something like

that? I mean, hell.

You know, until it cools off. Why don't we go hang out there or something?

Because I can't get to it in a wheelchair.

It's between those two trees over there and down the trail.

Anybody want to come with us?

We're out of here.

I'm done.

Nice. Yeah, I think this is where the old watering hole used to be.

This is it, huh?

Well, it's obviously dried up a little bit, and they decided to put in a

trampoline, but yeah. It's a little broken.

Well, it's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

How did Frank even get down here?

Well, keep in mind, he was a kid then, so...

Somebody must have, like, carried him down here out of Manton.

So much for swimming naked.

Hey, hey, hey, look.

Is that a house?

Oh, great.

Fuck. Way the fuck out here.

Maybe they'll have some gas we could borrow. That'd be, you know, that'd be a

good thing. If nothing else, at least be glad to see us.

Let's go.

Anybody home?

Mitch, Mitch, this is too weird. Let's go back to the van.

No, come on.

Let's check it out.

No, I'll wait outside.

Sissy.

What to be afraid of.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Meg!

Frank, where did you see that waterhole once again?

See those two trees over there, the trail right in the middle? Follow that

right to the end. All right, you got it.

I'm going to go get them. You two stay here, okay?

You mean to stay awake?

You little fuck!

Suck it.

Suck it.

Ouch!

You said you wanted me to take it.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You fucked my asshole!

You fuck it! You fucked my asshole with your turkey stupid fuck!

Your nasty stupid fuck!

You little fuck.

You little put up.

Make me feel you.

I can't feel. I need to suck.

I need to suck. Suck me dick. Don't you dare say a fucking word.

Don't say a fucking word.

Deeper.

Deeper.

Now stroke it you fuck.

Stroke. So good, ah yeah.

Yeah, so fuck you.

Yeah. Come on! Shoot on my face, you fucker.

Suck it. Suck it.

Suck it.

Make me feel your cock, you fool fuck.

You fool fuck.

Fuck! Who do you think you are, huh?

Ah, you can't satisfy my ass. I can take five of you fucks

in my ass.

Yeah, I can't feel you fuck. Make me feel your cock.

Yeah.

Yeah, come on. I need a conk in my ass. And a conk at the same time.

Yes. Ah, yes.

I cook and have at the same time more than any of you.

Open up.

Yeah.

That's the last picture ever taken of me when I could still walk.

That's me. I was driving the car. That's Gunnar Hansen. He was my passenger.

He's now an actor. I was hurt. He's fine.

You think you heard something?

Did you hear something?

I just heard something in the woods.

I don't want to chase ya, huh?

Thank you.

Okay, I got the truck started.

Oh, good, good. I see you calmed down. That's good.

Oh, yeah.

My wife used to love them. She even thought they were great.

Of course, she never really needed me anymore.

Are you in a choice?

Am I?

Because you've been running awful lot.

this effect my wife bless her whole why i've seen her

fuck 10 dildos and shit a traffic cone

Yeah. Oh, God, that sounds so wet and slippery.

Yep.

What? It is.

Oh, damn, darling, you go all the way down.

Woo!

Damn.

Uh -uh.

Yeah, give me that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're beating me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, beat it.

while I'm wiggling eternity.

Wounded?

I done told you about playing in the cemetery, but you didn't listen to me,

you?

Hey, now, I told you not to lie to me. Now get the hell in the truck and be

quiet. We got a house here. God damn it already.

What about your wife?

Is she mine?

Call me.

over here made it especially for you. That's right. It'll be no time till

exchanging recipes.

Come on, I'm so horny!

Look at all these dildos!

That's how you're gonna get your little class.

You don't deserve any real dick.

Make that right, pussy.

Yeah, you like her face?

Come here.

Well, we ain't in no hurry. And you ain't going no place.

I'll do my fucking when I'm damn well ready.

Go ahead.

This one's for you, Grandpa.

Give her a try. Come on. I don't think Grandpa can get it up. I just want to

fuck Grandma.

And I'm really horny. I don't think he can do the job.

Now you hush, darling. You just hush. Grandpa here's the best butt fucker

ever was.

Why, he's the best analizer I've ever seen.

As a matter of fact, Grandpa here could use one...

Yes.