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Hey, Joey, come on down here,
the cab will be here any second.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Now as soon as your plane
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gets into Miami
I want you to call me.
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- Alright, Eleanor, alright.
- Alright.
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And to make sure
none of those women
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mess with you on the beach.
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- Uh-huh.
- I bought you these.
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You want me to wear
a shower curtain, baby?
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Either you wear those
or I'm gonna
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pin my picture to your chest.
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Oh, come on,
I'm not going to Florida
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to relax on the beach.
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You know I'm going to a
sanitation workers convention.
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You know, we've got business
to conduct.
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There's gonna be seminars and
discussion groups all-day long.
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Yeah, and just think
I'll be right there.
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Ah! I got goosebumps.
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Oh, sweetheart, why couldn't
you be coming with me
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instead of this knucklehead.
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Oh, Roc, now. Look, you know
I'm not ready to leave the baby.
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And besides,
you owe Joey a trip
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'for working on
your election campaign.'
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Hey, pop, pop.
You sure you can't come?
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Well, don't take it
personal, son.
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But to fly over a 1000 miles
to be in a hotel
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full of trash-collectors is
too close to my idea of hell.
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Yeah, and besides, you'll
miss out on all the nothing
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you do around here all-day.
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Well, I guess you
got to get going.
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Alright, sweetie.
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- Bye, sis.
- Kiss your daddy goodbye.
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- 'Bye-bye, Marcus.'
- 'Bye-bye.'
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Man, this is gonna be great
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Joey Emerson in the supermodel
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capital of the world
and my only competition is
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a bunch of garbagemen.
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It's like playing poker
with a marked deck.
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I don't know where you're gonna
be playing all this poker at
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you know what I mean, because
you're sharing a room with me.
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- I don't have a room by myself?
- No, you don't.
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How am I supposed to entertain
supermodels with you snoring?
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Roc, wait this messes up
my plans. Hey, hey.
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I'll give you $20
if you'll sleep in the tub.
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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I mean,
the seminar was called
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"New Technologies
in Trash Collecting."
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I mean, it was amazing.
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They're actually
working on robot trucks.
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You just holler
a command into the dashboard
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and it does it!
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Stop it, Roc.
You're blowing my mind.
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And the best part is, it doesn't
give me any backtalk
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like you, Fred.
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- Roc.
- Yeah. What?
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- You're not gonna believe this.
- What?
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But there are beauticians here.
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They're having a convention
right here in the hotel!
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So what are you so excited
about, Ernie? You're married.
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I know,
and I love my wife.
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Man, but did you see
what they did to my nails?
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Yeah, they cut
them claws, I see.
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Ah...
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Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Roc. Roc.
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Roc, this is Tracy. Now, Tracy's
from the Tangled Hair Boutique.
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Yeah. The word is she does the
best cellophane wrap in Seattle.
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Oh, Joey, stop embarrassing me.
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Roc, this is too easy.
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They're jumping in the boat. Why
don't you give me that room key?
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Joey, look, look, look.
I own the harbor, right?
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So, you have to dock
your ship some place else.
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♪ O-o-oh ♪
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Whoo!
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Ah. Forget it.
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That car will not start.
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But it doesn't matter anyway.
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I heard on the car radio
that everything's closed.
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- The whole city is shut down.
- Uh-oh.
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I knew I should've hit the
grocery store
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before the storm hits.
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Great, we can't
get to the video store
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and we can't watch TV
'cause our antenna's broken.
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What're we
gonna do all-night?
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Young lady, have you ever heard
of the fine art of conversation?
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Yeah, but the TV's out
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how are we supposed
to watch any talk-shows?
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Well, I know
what I'd like to do.
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Let's play the Black Americans
of Achievement game.
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You roll a dice and you never
know where they're gonna land.
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Ira Aldridge.
Ida B. Wells or King Oliver.
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I love this game.
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Who would be out
in this storm?
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- Ooh, Carolita.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Sheila.
- Hey, Carolita, what's up?
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Ooh, girl, I got a problem.
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My cousin, the one I stay with
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can't get back
from DC in the storm
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and I ain't got no house keys.
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So, uh, can I stay
in your crib tonight?
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You mean,
you have nowhere else to go.
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Obviously, if I did,
would I be here?
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But you see, there's a problem
with you staying here...
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...we don't like you.
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Daddy, stop it.
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Oh, Carolita, it's okay, you can
go on and spend the night.
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Sheila, can we see you
for a minute over here?
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Now, Sheila... we told you,
you couldn't be friends
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with that little girl anymore.
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She's the one that got you
involved in her shoplifting.
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But I swear,
I stopped hanging with her
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right when that happened.
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She must really need
some place to stay.
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Alright. Let's just try to make
the best of this situation.
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'Ey, what's wrong with this TV?
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Did the bald head guy
build it himself?
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The TV's out.
We're gonna play this game.
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Ooh, and afterwards,
we'll dance the hokey pokey
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and then tell
ghost stories.
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Daddy!
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Where are you goin'?
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To get some duct tape
and some electrical cord.
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If we bundle her up real tight
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I think she'll fit
under the couch.
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Oh, stop.
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Yeah, baby. Yeah, I'm tired.
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I'm just gonna lay here...
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...and watch
some TV for a while.
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Yeah, look, now...
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Now, that Carolita's there...
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...just make sure
you hide the valuables.
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Yeah. I love you
too, sweetheart.
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Mm-hmm.
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What'd you say?
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Say that again.
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Alright.
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You keep talking like that,
I'mma dive
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right through this phone.
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Okay, I love you too, baby.
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Bye-bye.
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Y'all know what I'm saying
though, right? Hey, Roc. Roc.
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I want you to meet some friends
of mine. You met Tracy, right?
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This is Pam
and this is Monica.
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N-n-nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, they were all roommates
together in beauty school.
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What do you think
would work best, girls?
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Minoxidil, Rogaine, AstroTurf?
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I wouldn't do anything to it.
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Why, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Come here, Joey, l-l-l-let me
talk to you a minute.
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- What is going on here?
- What's going on here?
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I think Pam has a thing
for bald men.
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I'm not talking about that, why
you bringing these women here?
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'Cause we're about to have a
party, Roc, as a matter of fact
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some of your garbagemen
colleagues are about to join us.
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Did you stop to think that maybe
I'm not in the mood for a party?
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- I'm sorry girls but you're--
- Great idea having this party.
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What's up? What's up?
What's up, y'all?
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- Come on in. Come on in.
- J-Joey. Jo...
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- Hey, I'm hungry.
- Oop. She's hungry.
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Hey, Fred,
order room service, will--
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- Room service?
- A-anybody else need anything?
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Alright, let's see what
we got on the menu here.
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Hey, "lobster Newberg.
Rack of lamb. Filet mignon."
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- 'Yeah, order this page, man.'
- Hello, room service.
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Do you serve your lamb
with mint jelly or apricot--
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Look. Look. Look.
The kitchen's closed.?
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Go get your own ch-ch... lamb.
Just get out of here, everybody.
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Hey, hey! Let's get
some music in here.
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- Yeah!
- 'Come on, baby. Come here.'
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- Hey!
- Joey! Joey!
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Joey, look, look, look.
Joey. Joey, look, look.
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I'm going down to the bar
and get a beer, when I come back
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all these people better be gone.
I wanna get some sleep.
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Come on, hey, Roc, it wouldn't
hurt you to party a little bit.
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Come on, all garbage
and no play makes Roc...
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...Roc.
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Where are you going, cutie?
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I'm leaving.
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Oh, Lord, I hope Eleanor doesn't
dust my head for fingerprints.
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Hey, bartender,
give me a beer.
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Excuse me, could you
pass the pretzels?
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Yeah, sure.
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- Hey, thanks.
- Roc?
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Oh.. What-wha-wha...
Diana!
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Oh, whoa!
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- Hey, whatcha doing here?
- I'm on vacation.
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You're still living in Philly?
That's what your brother said.
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Yeah, I still live there,
just came down here
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to get away for a while.
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The only problem is this hotel
is having a convention
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and there are all these
obnoxious garbagemen everywhere.
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So what are you doing here?
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I'm a,
I'm a obnoxious garbageman.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, no, that's okay.
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That's okay. I haven't seen you
since you were a kid!
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- H-how you doing?
- I'm hanging in there.
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- How you doing?
- Well, I'm doing good.
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I've been at this job a while,
you know, and I'm married
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and-and I have a baby son.
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Oh, that's great,
you know I always thought
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you were gonna be a boxer.
You were so good.
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Well, you know, sometimes things
don't work out like you like.
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I used to love
to watch you box at the Y.
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You-you used to watch me box?
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Yeah, my brother used
to take me to all your matches.
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I don't know if you knew this,
but I had
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the biggest crush on you.
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Well, no, I-I, you did?
I never knew that. No, no.
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I thought you were so cool.
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Well, um, you know, I-I, well,
I was pretty smooth back then.
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I had, I had this, double-jab
uppercut combination
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used to drop 'em every time.
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- Well, I remember that.
- Yeah.
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Now, can you still do it?
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Well, wait, wait,
you-you want me to try my moves
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right here, I mean, right now?
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Well, I mean,
if you still have some moves.
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You know, unless
you're too old and tired.
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Did you hear that?
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Am I? Now you wanna see me,
you-you wanna see my moves?
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You want me to try my moves?
Right here, right now? Okay.
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Alright. Boom! Ha ha!
What do you think?
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- Old and tired.
- A-a-ah!
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Oh, this is making me hungry.
How about dinner?
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I know this great restaurant
right on the beach.
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- Well, that sounds good to me.
- Good.
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Here let me pay for this.
Here you are.
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00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,877
You know what, whatever happened
to you brother Joey?
240
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,314
I remember in school
he was always goofing off
241
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,099
and getting in trouble.
242
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,538
You haven't heard, huh?
243
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,543
We gave him up for adoption.
244
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,986
I'm sorry your shirt got wet.
245
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,162
Yeah, well, that's what we get
for sitting in the front row
246
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,773
at Sea World.
247
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,600
I'll put on a dry shirt
and we'll get going, okay?
248
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,993
- Okay.
- Alright.
249
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,436
- Hey, Roc, we...
- Good God. Hello. Hi.
250
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,918
Man, this is some hotel.
251
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,834
Usually they just leave you
a mint on the pillow.
252
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,967
Hello, Joey.
253
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,143
I'm sorry, did I tell you
last night I'd be right back.
254
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,278
Joey, it's me, Diana Hubbard
from the neighborhood, remember?
255
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,064
Diana? Yeah, I remember.
What are you doing here, girl?
256
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,940
O-o-oh.
257
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,465
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
258
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,858
Joey, no, Joey.
Please, look.
259
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,339
We just met each other
at the hotel bar.
260
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,298
And you were putting on
that shirt because...
261
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,952
'Cause a whale splashed me.
262
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,477
A whale, huh?
263
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,611
Uh, let me speak
at you for a minute, huh, Roc?
264
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,266
Roc, look, I know you're new
at making up these stories
265
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,355
so let me give you
a little tip, alright.
266
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,922
Keep it real, okay?
267
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,793
Now, see where you said,
"A whale"
268
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,491
I would've said a waiter,
you know.
269
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,407
Joey, get your mind
out of the gutter.
270
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,628
Roc, you missed all the
garbagemen sanitation seminars
271
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,717
this morning, and where you been
hanging out with Diana?
272
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,632
Look, we're old friends,
we're catching up, you know.
273
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,329
It's perfectly innocent.
274
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,114
Come on, Diana.
Let's hit that jazz club.
275
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,290
- Good to see you, Joey.
- Yeah, you too, Diana.
276
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,162
- Roc?
- Hmm?
277
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,513
I'm losing
all respect for you.
278
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,472
You're acting just like me.
279
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,611
- That jazz club was great.
- I know it sure was.
280
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,875
- You're a good dancer.
- Yeah.
281
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,790
Yeah, I told you
I still got my moves.
282
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,922
- One more?
- Well, why not?
283
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,489
Why not?
284
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,411
I haven't danced
this much since my marriage.
285
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,893
You know, Diana, I-I've been
meaning to ask you, you know
286
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,678
why didn't your husband come
along on this trip with you?
287
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,332
Well, to be honest with you
we've been sort of
288
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,899
having problems lately.
289
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,292
I came down here by myself
to sort things out.
290
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,425
Uh-huh.
291
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,863
Why? Would you had rather
that he had come along with me?
292
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,259
I don't have to answer
that question, do I?
293
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,239
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that, Roc.
294
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,937
No, no. That-that-that's okay.
That's okay.
295
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,156
Well, actually,
actually, it-it's not okay.
296
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,680
Well, but, uh, don't-don't worry
about it. It's too late now.
297
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,421
- Roc?
- Huh?
298
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,858
I don't think
I should tell you this
299
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,598
but I'm still
so attracted to you.
300
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,949
Okay, okay. Don't-don't worry
about it. It'll pass, you know...
301
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,300
It-it'd better pass.
302
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,868
Roc, aren't you
attracted to me?
303
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871
Um...
304
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,960
Uh...
305
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,746
You know, I-I think we should go
to our hotel rooms... alone.
306
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,882
Yeah, you're right.
That's what we should do.
307
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,582
- Goodnight, Roc.
- Goodnight, Diana.
308
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,890
Uh, waitress.
Wait-wait-waitress, waitress.
309
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,848
Wa-wa-waitress, give-give me
a drink. Give me a drink.
310
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,198
A cold one. Lots of ice. Plenty
of ice.
311
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,808
Just pour it all over me.
312
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,903
But if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
313
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,920
I'm bored up in here.
314
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,660
Do you wanna play
another game?
315
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,228
Yeah, let's play, find something
in this raggedy house to eat.
316
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,143
Is there any more chicken left?
317
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:32,888
No, and until I can get to the
grocery store all we got is...
318
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:39,416
...ketchup, relish
and garbanzo beans... and cheese.
319
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:43,594
Oh, great. I never imagined my
last meal would be condiments.
320
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,946
Well, you got any flour?
I can make pizza?
321
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,601
- You know how to make pizza?
- She's a really good cook.
322
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,168
Well, when you're on your own
as much as I am
323
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,127
you learn to do things
for yourself.
324
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:57,434
Pizza out of flour,
relish and garbanzo beans.
325
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,175
Well, aren't you talented?
326
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,221
Man, you sure are
easy to impress.
327
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,397
Look, I'm going over
to the oven to make fire.
328
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,313
I must be a genius.
329
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,361
We'll let her make the pizza
and then we'll kick her outside
330
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,147
and see what she can make
out of snow and road salt.
331
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,980
Well, Carolita,
that pizza was wonderful.
332
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,069
Yeah, it was good enough
to be delivered
333
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,071
by a pimply-faced kid
in a Gremlin.
334
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,553
Yeah, I can cook good alright.
But what good does it do me?
335
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,903
My relatives still
don't want me around.
336
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,429
Carolita, can I talk
to you alone a minute?
337
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,562
Sure, but if you kick me off
you won't get any dessert.
338
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,261
I was planning on making
my famous Davita cheesecake.
339
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,701
Now, I'm gonna get
right to the point.
340
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,182
The way I see it,
you have two choices.
341
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,053
You can continue
on the road you're on
342
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,186
and wind up
in juvenile hall
343
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:56,058
or you can take
your talent for cooking
344
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,234
and make something of yourself.
345
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,236
What are you saying, for the
rest of my life I should work
346
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,629
in some burger joint?
347
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:05,415
Oh, Carolita,
you're thinking way too small.
348
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:09,289
Now, you could be a chef
in a first-class restaurant.
349
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,813
Then you'd have a job
you'd be proud of.
350
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,858
And you'd make a lot of money.
351
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,209
And if you're not sure
you wanna be a chef...
352
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,776
...there are other things
you could do.
353
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,692
You're a smart, creative kid.
354
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,564
Don't blow it.
355
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,957
So, all these chefs
they make lots of money, huh?
356
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,264
Well, let's put it this way...
357
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,963
...you see that pizza as flour,
ketchup and garbanzo beans...
358
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,532
...but in New York and LA,
they'd call it nouvelle cuisine
359
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,882
and make you pay
20 bucks for it.
360
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,712
Ooh, what a scam.
361
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,410
Ooh, thanks
for the advice, Mr. Emerson.
362
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,455
- Hmm.
- Now, where's my 20 bucks?
363
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:51,244
I said New York and LA. This is
Baltimore. We don't play that.
364
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,512
Hey. Hey, there you are. Hey.
365
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,557
Eleanor called, but don't worry,
I covered for you.
366
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,777
I told her you were out
getting splashed by a waiter.
367
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,432
I didn't ask you
to lie for me, Joey.
368
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,956
Whatcha got in your hand, man?
369
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,350
- It's Diana room key.
- Oh.
370
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,221
And I don't have
to cover for you, huh?
371
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,049
Come on, Joey.
Don't jump to conclusions.
372
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,790
I haven't slept with her.
373
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,707
But I gotta tell you, man...
374
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,970
...I'm tempted.
375
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,147
I'm really, really tempted.
376
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,890
So what are you gonna do?
377
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,816
I'm gonna go
take a walk, man.
378
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,656
- Hey, Diana.
- Hey, Roc.
379
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,048
I've been thinking about you.
380
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,615
Yeah, I've been
thinking about you too.
381
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,704
I mean, not in that way.
382
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,316
Well, sort of that way, I mean.
383
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,580
Well, actually it's between, you
know that way and the right way.
384
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:10,453
You know what I mean? Not that
your way isn't the right way.
385
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,412
Well, I've been thinking
about you every which way.
386
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,023
Oh, no. Don't-don't-don't
say that. No, don't say that.
387
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,025
Look, Roc, I know
you're attracted to me.
388
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,635
Yes. Yeah-yeah-yeah, I am.
389
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,333
And your wife
would never find out.
390
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,030
No, yeah-yeah-yeah.
That's true. That's true.
391
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,772
So then, give me one good reason
why we shouldn't do this?
392
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,731
Because I love my wife.
393
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:36,000
Roc, I know you do and I'm not
asking you to run away with me.
394
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,916
I just want to spend
one night with you
395
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:42,311
that we're never
going to forget.
396
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,052
I mean, Diana, listen, you know
397
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,011
y-y-you're right again, Diana,
you know.
398
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,057
I'm sure if I spent
the night with you
399
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:53,148
it would be a wonderful,
wonderful memory.
400
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,542
Right up until the time
I get home...
401
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,848
...and look in Eleanor's eyes.
402
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,546
Then it'll become something
I'll spend
403
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,071
the rest of my life
trying to forget.
404
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,465
I see.
405
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,380
I mean, aren't you...
406
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,557
...aren't you concerned...
407
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,211
...about your feelings
when you have to look
408
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,995
your husband in the eyes?
409
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:18,042
My husband hasn't looked
in my eyes in a long time.
410
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001
Well, then he's out
of his damn mind.
411
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,222
You know, Roc,
when I married James I thought
412
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:27,095
I was gonna
be madly in love forever.
413
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,097
But like you said
about your boxing career
414
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,968
sometimes things
just don't work out
415
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,144
the way you want them to.
416
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,495
Listen, Diana, listen.
I mean...
417
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,410
Marriage is-isn't easy,
you know?
418
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,716
It's-it's-it's something,
you know, you-you-you got to
419
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,023
you gotta,
you gotta work on, you know.
420
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:47,376
And you're not solving anything
by sleeping with another guy.
421
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,987
You know what I mean,
even if he is, you know...
422
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,989
You know, handsome,
you know, and witty
423
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:55,645
and charming
and sexy and fine and...
424
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,779
You know... and-and-and
a great boxer.
425
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,781
An okay boxer.
426
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,436
Okay.
427
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,308
Okay, Roc, I hear you.
428
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,354
You wanna do me
one favor though?
429
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,792
Yeah, yeah, if it
doesn't get me divorced, yeah.
430
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,707
Have a drink with me.
431
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,753
I'd like to toast
the night we never had.
432
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,799
Oh, that sounds good to me.
433
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,410
Hey, give me a bottle, no,
make it a glass of champagne.
434
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,673
Hey, Roc, look, look.
435
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,848
I've been thinking
a lot about this, okay
436
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,502
I gotta take a stand, alright.
437
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,330
Now I'm not gonna let you
mess up your marriage, alright.
438
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,377
And I don't wanna have to do
this but you left me no choice.
439
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,858
Diana, I'll sleep with you.
440
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:45,434
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
441
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:50,091
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
442
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,745
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
443
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,399
♪ Oh oh ♪
444
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,879
♪ Oh oh oh ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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