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Eleanor, these utility bills
are going through the roof
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and look, we gotta
change our habits.
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Take pop, for instance, he's
always taking long hot showers.
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Oh, Roc, how long
could he be taking?
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Twelve minutes and 34 seconds.
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I timed him, Eleanor.
He should take showers like me.
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Water on, water off.
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Lather up, water on,
water off, bam!
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I'm out of there
in three minutes.
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- Hey, dad.
- Hey, pop!
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Daddy... hey, what's wrong?
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I just came from the DMV.
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They wouldn't renew
my driver's license
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'cause I failed the eye test.
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They said I need glasses.
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- Oh, pop.
- Oh, daddy, I'm sorry.
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All my life I've had
perfect vision.
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Trying to make me feel
like an old man.
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That snot-nosed kid
that took my license away
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wasn't even alive
when I told Thurgood Marshall
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I thought Brown had a good case
against the board of education.
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Well, daddy,
don't let it get you down.
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We'll get you some
glasses and everything
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it's gon' be fine.
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Yeah, I guess
that's the thing to do.
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Yeah, pop, it is,
you know, just relax
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and, you know, get this
off your mind.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, that's a good idea.
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I think I'll go upstairs and
take a nice, long hot shower.
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Hey, hey, pop.
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Hmm?
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You know, pop,
I read somewhere...
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...long hot showers
can impair your vision.
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's tricked
into thinkin' ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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Sweetheart, look,
we need to talk.
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N-n-not now, I'm getting ready
to watch the football game.
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Oh, Roc, it'll be half-time
before the TV warms up enough
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to even see a pitcher.
Now, this is important.
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We need to decide
on a guardian for the baby
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in case something
happens to you or me.
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Yeah, yeah, we should talk about
that, that's important.
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- Uh-hmm.
- I don't believe this.
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Daddy, what's wrong
with you now?
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I went to get my glasses
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and the doctor said
my vision problems
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were caused by
high blood pressure.
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And then he said, "You should
get a physical, old timer."
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Little doofus wasn't even alive
when I marched in Chicago
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with Bobby Seal.
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Pop, you never marched--
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Oh, don't interrupt your father.
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So I got the physical,
and they said I also have gout
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and some hearing loss, oh, which
is common among the elderly.
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Oh, daddy...
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Well, maybe I should
just accept it.
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I am getting on in years.
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You know I'm the
only one of my friends
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who doesn't have
any artificial parts.
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Well, come on, pop, don't let
what the doctor say get to you.
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You know, you are strong and as
sharp as you were 20 years ago.
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That's right,
you the youngest
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most spirited person I know.
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You still a great
mack daddy, pop.
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- Oh, you really think so?
- Absolutely.
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Well, I'm glad I got my family
around me to keep my spirits up.
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Well, anyhow, don't let me
interrupt you, it sounded like
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you were talking about
something pretty important.
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Yeah, we were, we're trying
to decide on the guardian
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for the baby just in case
something happens to Roc or me.
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Oh, that's easy,
I'm the boy's grandfather.
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I should be his guardian.
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- Well, why shouldn't I be?
- Well, you know, um...
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You know, uh,
pop, you know it's, uh...
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Well, E-Eleanor,
you explain it to him.
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Well, daddy, uh,
all Roc is trying to say
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it's just that,
it's just that, it's...
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Oh, why don't you just say it?
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You want someone younger.
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See, pop, I told you,
your mind is sharp as ever.
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Sure, for an elderly gentleman.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to stare down
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The Grimm Reaper
and have me a cheeseburger.
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Hey, pop,
how's my old man doin'?
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Watch your mouth.
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- What'd I say?
- How you doin', Joey?
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Alright, uh, yeah, listen, uh
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my phone jack in my apartment
is broken
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and being the landlord you
should know that every apartment
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has to have at least one working
phone jack, it's the law.
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Don't worry about the jack,
I'll fix it.
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- Alright, thanks, Jack.
- Alright, Jack.
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Alright.
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You know it's kind of
fun being your tenant
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I'mma go back to my apartment
and find some more broken stuff
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that the law
requires you to fix.
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- Roc, baby?
- 'Uh?'
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I hate to say it,
but there is one person
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who stands out as
the obvious choice
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to be the baby's guardian.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, Eleanor, no, no,
no, not him, no.
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Roc, he's young, he's family...
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He's unemployed,
he's irresponsible
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he's selfish,
he's a deadbeat.
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A-a-and believe me, Eleanor
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my list is a lot
longer than yours.
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- Is that you, Roc?
- 'Yeah, open up, Joey.'
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Alright. Alright.
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Yeah, I'mma open...
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Hey, come on, hey, hey, hey,
you wipe your feet?
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No, I forgot, lie down.
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Come on in.
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Man, hurry up and fix
this phone jack
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how you expect my women friends
to get in touch with me?
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Joey, why does it always
have to be women?
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Why can't you settle down
with one woman?
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- When are you gonna grow up?
- Roc!
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When I get ready to settle down
I'll settle down.
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You know see, Joey,
you know, something, you...
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Shut up, you're never
gonna change.
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No one will ever be able
to count on you for anything.
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What is.. wait, wait a minute,
something else is on your mind
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why don't you just
go ahead and say it?
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I'll tell you what's
on my mind, Joey.
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Eleanor and I have to pick
a guardian for the baby
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in case something happens to us
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and you would be
the obvious choice, you know?
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But you're too unreliable,
so we picked the list of people
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we trust to do the job
and you're not on it.
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Wait a minute, hold it, hold it,
you're not even gonna
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consider me for this,
Roc, this is my nephew
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wee talking about,
I love him, now if something
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were to happen
to you and Eleanor
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I could step in,
I'd be responsible.
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I could take care
of Little Shaka.
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We named him Marcus.
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Really? W-where was I?
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You were probably at the track.
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Listen, let me, let me,
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let me prove to you
that I can do this, alright?
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Why don't you let me
keep the baby for a night?
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Now listen, you and Eleanor
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haven't been out
in months, right?
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Why don't you get together,
go out have a nice time.
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- And let me babysit?
- Joey, you out of your--
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No, wait a minute, wait, Roc,
come on, come on, come on
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this is important
to me, alright?
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I-I wanna prove to you
that I can do this.
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Well, we'll see, you know,
I have to talk to Eleanor first.
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Alright, good, good, good,
then see if-if that happens
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then I can start taking Marcus
for strolls in the park.
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Oh, yeah?
You really want to do that?
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Oh, you know it, guy like me,
good-lookin' guy
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son of the great mac daddy
pushin' the baby stroller
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in the park, women would
be on me like flies
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uh, like bees to honey.
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Oh, Eleanor, this is nice.
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Joey's not here, right?
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Sheila's away
visiting her aunt in LA
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you know what I mean?
The baby's asleep.
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Now we can have
a nice relaxing dinner
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just you, me and pop,
just like in the old days.
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- Yeah.
- Mm!
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You know I think I'll get me
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one of these
African walking canes.
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The kind with all those
carvings in there.
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As long as I'm entering
into my twilight years
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I want to hobble
around in style.
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Oh, come on, pop,
you're not gonna be hobbling.
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Oh, not yet, but pretty soon.
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Yeah.
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I'm just an old man
buying a cane.
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That's what it all
comes down to in the end.
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Could be my last purchase.
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I should get it on credit.
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Daddy, now look, you got some
medical things to take care of
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but basically
you're in good health
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now please, don't go overboard.
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Yeah.
Maybe you're right, Eleanor.
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She is right, pop, come on,
just sit down and relax
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let's have a nice dinner
like we used to in the old days.
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The old days...
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Yeah, yesterday
when I was young
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taste of life was sweet.
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Now the days grow short.
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Daddy... will you
please cut it out?
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Well, I'm just facing facts.
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Every day I'm gettin' older...
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...and I'm already
a burden to you
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and pretty soon
I'll be a bigger burden.
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Oh, pop, no one ever
said you were a burden.
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Oh, no?
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Then why are you
timing my showers?
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Now my eyes may be going
but I can still make out
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a large hulking figure
standing outside the bathroom
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with a stopwatch.
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I just did that 'cause--
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And I know you don't like me
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turning up
the thermostat at night.
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Now you think you fooled me
when you put up
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that Out-of-Order sign.
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Alright, alright, if you want
to bring it up, yeah, sure
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I think you could cut back
on some things, pop
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you know what I mean?
I mean, we have a baby now.
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You know, we need to save money.
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Well, I've been thinking too.
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There is a way I could save you
a whole lot of money.
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I could move into
the senior citizen's home.
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Oh, daddy, that's ridiculous.
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Well, you'd save
a bundle of money
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you wouldn't have to feed me
and you won't have to
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pay my hot water bills.
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Well, who cares about that?
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We just wanna have you around.
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Right, Roc?
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Right, Roc?
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- What'd you say?
- Oh, admit it.
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Isn't there a part
of you that would just
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love to save all that money?
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No, I mean, uh...
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That's it. I'm moving
to the senior citizen's home.
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Pop, don't go, I-I don't want
you to go, you know.
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It's just that,
you know, when you, you know
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when you start talking about
money
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I-I get confused.
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Well, I'll clear
things up for you.
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- I'm out of here.
- Daddy, no!
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Oh, pop, you know
something, pop?
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I don't r-really believe
you're going to do it.
244
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,378
Oh, I'm calling
the senior citizen's home now.
245
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,467
Well then, okay, pop,
I'm calling your bluff.
246
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,861
If you want to go to a home,
then you go right ahead.
247
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,820
Well, I'll show you
who's bluffin'.
248
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,822
Daddy Emerson, now you
stop this right now.
249
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:52,956
Eleanor, he's not calling
the senior citizen's home.
250
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:56,481
Right now, he's listening
to a recording that says
251
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,745
"At the tone,
the time will be.."
252
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,268
Hello.
253
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,444
Uh, can I have
the admissions office, please?
254
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,360
The admissions office?
You can tell he rehearsed this.
255
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,363
Mr. Williams.
Yeah, Andrew Emerson.
256
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:13,368
Uh, we talked earlier
about me maybe movin' in there.
257
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,457
Well, I'm doin' it.
258
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,285
Oh, great.
259
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,854
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
260
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:25,293
If you don't mind,
I'd like a ride over there.
261
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,077
I'll pay for the gas.
262
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:48,838
Well, here you are, pop.
263
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,188
- Do you like it?
- Well, yes, I do.
264
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,887
No, you don't, pop. Come on.
Look, you had your fun.
265
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,628
- Come on, let's go home.
- Roc, you better be goin' now.
266
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,328
You'll be late for work.
267
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,983
Alright, pop.
268
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,594
When you get tired of playin'
this game give me a call.
269
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:08,249
No, I won't, just do me a favor
270
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,686
from the money you save
on my showers
271
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,123
buy Marcus a lollipop for me.
272
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,560
Tell him it's from
his old granddad
273
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,998
the one in the old folks home.
274
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,915
Alright, pop.
275
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,621
Hi, I'm Andrew, I just came in--
276
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,929
The last person who talked
durin' "Murder She Wrote"
277
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,758
almost lost an eye.
278
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,935
Excuse me.
279
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,767
- 'Say what?'
- Don't loud talk me.
280
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,594
I said Reggie Jackson
was the greatest
281
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,814
ballplayer who ever lived.
282
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,163
Okay, yeah, Reggie was somethin'
283
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,904
but the greatest ballplayer
I think
284
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,385
that ever lived was to say,
"Hey, kid."
285
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,952
Willie Mays.
286
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,649
No, you're both wrong.
287
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:04,218
The greatest ballplayer ever
was Mr. Hank 'The Hammer' Aaron.
288
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,568
They, they even named
a candy bar after him.
289
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,614
The Oh Henry! bar. I've never
heard of a Oh Willie! bar.
290
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,051
Watch your mouth,
now don't be talkin' about--
291
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,661
Oh, you two are just a bunch of
292
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,272
loudmouth opinionated hardheads
293
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,491
but I think I'ma like it here.
294
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,016
Well, it takes one to know one.
295
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,236
- Okay.
- Sit down, will you, please?
296
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,628
- I'm Ollie.
- Andrew.
297
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,282
- That's my friend Matthew.
- Matthew.
298
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,372
Man, lok at that, what's your,
what's your claim to fame?
299
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,723
- I kissed Lena Horne.
- Oh, I kissed Lena Horne.
300
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,204
- No, I kissed Lena Horne.
- Whoa!
301
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,424
- But she kissed me back.
- Look out!
302
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,252
- Oh!
- Wait a minute, let's play...
303
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:45,172
♪ Rock-a-bye baby
in the tree top ♪
304
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:49,306
♪ When the wind blows
the cradle will rock ♪
305
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:53,354
♪ When the bough breaks
the cradle will fall ♪
306
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:58,402
♪ And down will come baby
cradle.. ♪
307
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,666
Babies fallin' out of trees,
that's a sick song.
308
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,105
Come on, we gotta find somethin'
else for you to listen to, huh?
309
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,282
How about a story, okay?
Check this one out, alright.
310
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,459
Little Red Riding Hood
walking through the woods, right
311
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,985
and a wolf.. No, you don't
need to hear that either.
312
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:20,294
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpt...
313
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:23,558
Man, they say TV is violent.
314
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,212
Oh, oh, that's the door.
315
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,778
I got to get the door.
You wanna get the door?
316
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,782
"No, Uncle Joey, I can't walk."
Okay. Yeah.
317
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:35,004
I'll be right back. Right back.
318
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,833
Hey, Jill, baby,
what you doin' here?
319
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,229
Well, Joey, I'm on my way to
a party over Tommy Sanders house
320
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,926
his band will be there
321
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,668
and the guys from Kenny Brown's
band will be there.
322
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:50,367
Baby, people are going to be
jamming all night.
323
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,891
Oh, man,
I can get with that too.
324
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,327
I could take my trumpet
over there
325
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,981
and blow them punks
back to music school.
326
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,244
Yes, you could.
327
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,375
I can't, I'm busy.
328
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:05,252
Whoo! Ha-ha!
Yes, you did get busy.
329
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,124
No, no. No, that's,
that's not mine, baby.
330
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,473
T-that's my nephew,
I'm watching him
331
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,910
for my brother
and sister in law.
332
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,476
Well, what's the problem?
333
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,217
Bring him along,
he'll be alright.
334
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,263
- Won't you, cutie?
- You know what.
335
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,178
That's a good idea. Tha-that's a
great idea wait a minute, baby.
336
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,919
I'll be right back.
I'll get my coat.
337
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,531
I'll get my trumpet,
pick up some diapers and we...
338
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,188
No, I can't, uh, take that baby
out of the house.
339
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,931
It wouldn't be responsible.
340
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:36,283
Well, does brother
and sister in law
341
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,633
really have to know,
I mean, we're only going
342
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,722
down the block
and you could be back home
343
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:44,639
before they even get here.
344
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,990
Yeah, yeah, but I would know.
345
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,644
I'm sorry, baby.
346
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,472
I got to pass.
347
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,214
Alright, but you are gonna miss
one great party.
348
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,172
- Yeah.
- And I'm gonna miss you.
349
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,576
Goodnight, Joey.
350
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,153
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
351
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,248
So, so, look, Eleanor was
pushin' and pushin', right.
352
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,772
Look, but little Marcus didn't
wanna come out, right.
353
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,556
So, the doctor, the doctor,
he didn't know what to do
354
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,950
so I stepped in, I said
355
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,213
"Son, this is your father.
356
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,694
Get out of there."
357
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,522
"Don't make me come in
and get you."
358
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,480
He said, "Okay, pop."
359
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,265
Jumped right out into my hands.
360
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,531
I'm not kiddin'
but I gotta tell you
361
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:54,883
when the head was born,
it was big, just like Roc.
362
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,191
Oh! And I thought
that was gonna kill me.
363
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,975
But, honey,
after the head was born
364
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,891
everything else was easy,
I was home free.
365
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,545
You know what I'm sayin', girlfriend.
366
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,894
And speakin' of babies,
let me go check
367
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,636
on this big one over there.
368
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,898
- Hey, baby.
- Who are you talkin' to?
369
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,726
Oh, yeah, I know.
370
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,468
Three generations of Emersons
livin' under the same roof
371
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,860
you're lucky man, Roc.
372
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,601
Ain't nobody ask you
nothin' about that.
373
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,255
Okay, you naughty...
374
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,040
Yeah, Eleanor,
I guess with pop gone
375
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,824
we missin' a generation, huh?
376
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,435
I know. I sure miss him.
377
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,829
Yeah, I miss him too, baby.
378
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,180
- Roc, Eleanor...
- Jill, hey.
379
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,618
Uh-huh. Well...
He didn't go for it.
380
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,229
Wha-what, I mean,
what, did you give
381
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,231
you give him the whole story
and everything?
382
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,711
Y-y-yeah and lay that
kiss on him, right?
383
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,801
I told him the story,
I gave him the kiss
384
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,152
but Joey would not
leave that baby.
385
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,415
Ooh, Roc...
386
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:53,463
- Good Lord, he passed.
- Yes, he did, good for him.
387
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,076
Okay, now I do believe
the two of you owe me dinner?
388
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,208
- Yes, dear, have a seat.
- Dinner?
389
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,949
- Handle it, Roc.
- Oh, oh, yeah, we got a dinner.
390
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,864
Dinner. Dinner. Uh, here you go.
391
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,779
- Darlin'.
- Okay, here you go.
392
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,347
Come on.
More pretzels over here!
393
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,266
Wait, man, that Roc, now, see
394
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,094
gettin' mad at me for spending
his money is one thing
395
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,400
but doing this to you, pop,
now, that-this-this is tired.
396
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,359
Uh, the next time I see that
knucklehead I'mma gonna tell him
397
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,535
about his self, I'mma tell him
he's a tight wad
398
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,319
he's a penny pincher
and he's selfish
399
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,495
he need to take a good look
at his...
400
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,411
Hey, pop.
401
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,761
Roc, just the man I wanna see.
402
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,416
Where's my rent money, Joey?
403
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,810
Roc, lookin' good.
Pop, I'll talk to you later.
404
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,729
Look, pop.
405
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,688
I came here to ask you
to come home.
406
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,387
Well, Roc, you don't
have to say that.
407
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,259
I know this is an important time
in your life.
408
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,131
You startin' your family now
and you don't need
409
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,654
an old man in the way.
410
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,699
Oh, pop, how many times
I have to tell you
411
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,528
you're not in the way, pop.
412
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,705
Roc, what happens
when the day comes
413
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,492
that I need someone
to feed me and to dress me?
414
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,016
Now I don't want you
to have to deal with that
415
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,106
and I don't want you
seein' me like that.
416
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:15,589
Now, I've always been
an independent person.
417
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:19,854
And that's the way
I want you to remember me.
418
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,769
Listen, pop
419
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,814
if I'm starting a family,
I'm gonna need you
420
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,339
more than ever, pop.
421
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:30,212
I want my son
to learn from you, pop.
422
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,779
I mean you've seen things,
you know
423
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,390
that Marcus should know about.
424
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175
I want you to tell him
about the struggle black people
425
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,220
have gone through
in this country.
426
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,179
I want you to tell him
about your stories
427
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,746
you know about
the Civil Rights Movement.
428
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,836
'At least the ones
that are true.'
429
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,361
I want you to teach him
the same values
430
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,580
you taught me, pop.
431
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,757
Oh, come on, pop.
Please, come home.
432
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:03,941
Well, I do like
telling my stories.
433
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,378
But if the time ever comes
when you--
434
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,469
Pop, pop, pop, listen,
when I was a kid
435
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:13,255
you are always there for me
436
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,605
and I'm gonna be
there for you, pop.
437
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,915
Well, you are a good son.
438
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:24,048
I know, pop, so let's pack up
and get out of here.
439
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,095
Now, hold on, not so fast,
you know here
440
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:31,621
when I take long showers
nobody complains.
441
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,798
Okay, pop, you know, I-I won't
time your showers at home.
442
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:38,585
Well, that's not the only thing.
443
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,369
They keep the heat up here and...
444
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,285
...it gets nice and toasty
at night.
445
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,461
Okay, pop, you-you can, okay,
you can, you know
446
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,984
you can turn the thermostat up
at night
447
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,247
if you like at home, okay?
448
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,553
And when I feel like
eatin' in my room
449
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,426
they serve me and they pick up
the dishes when I'm done.
450
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,345
Is there anybody here
who knows any stories
451
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,085
about the Civil Rights Movement?
452
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,610
That's okay, we can forget
about the butler service.
453
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,352
I'll come home anyway.
Uh, hold on a minute.
454
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:11,313
Son, would you bring my bags, please?
455
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,274
You mean you already packed?
456
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,233
Well, when you called and said
you were coming to visit
457
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,322
I knew you were going to beg me
to come home
458
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,064
and that's where
I wanna be anyway.
459
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:27,808
So you still put me through this
whole negotiation.
460
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,551
Just another example
of my age wisdom, Roc.
461
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,818
Oh, I can't wait to tell
my grandson this story.
462
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,994
Yeah, come on, knucklehead.
463
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:42,866
No, no, no, Jill, Jill,
there's, no, no.
464
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,564
There's no hard feelings, alright?
465
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,696
No, hey-hey-hey,
the important thing is
466
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,394
I passed the test, right, yeah.
467
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,570
No, baby, no hard feelings,
you know me
468
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,485
I appreciate a good scam anyway.
469
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:55,662
Listen, seein' you the other
night though made me realize
470
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,446
how long it's been,
you know what I'm saying?
471
00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,667
So, uh, so, baby,
I was wondering, uh
472
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,843
I'd like for you to come over
to my new place and, uh
473
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,411
you know maybe have a nice,
romantic dinner together
474
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,847
what do you think?
475
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,632
Yeah, oh, that's great.
That's good, yeah.
476
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,417
Yes, tonight, tonight,
please. Yeah.
477
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,419
Why don't you come over now?
478
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,986
Uh-huh, yeah.
Oh, that'd be great, baby.
479
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,858
That would be perfect.
480
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,469
Yeah, okay.
481
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,602
I'll be waiting for you. Okay.
482
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,212
Bye-bye.
483
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,350
'Hey, son, I thought
I'd pay you a surprise visit.'
484
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,830
Hey, pop, no, pop! Hey, pop!
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