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Hey, hey, Sly. Hey, hey, Carlos.
Yeah, glad you could make it.
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You know, I never miss
a neighborhood meetin'.
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Hey, how'd you hurt your arm?
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Uh, took my students horseback
riding and fell off a horse.
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Yeah, I almost hurt my arm
on a horse too.
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Yeah, I bet a lot of money
on a horse and lost
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and the bookie broke my arm.
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Well, anyway you know,
I'm glad you guys could make it.
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Well, I'm glad someone's
trying to do something
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to help the neighborhood, Roc, I
mean, I've got gangs
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and crack dealers
all around my school.
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Yeah, and it just
keeps gettin' worse.
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I can't believe a kid guy shot
right in front of your house.
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Yeah, man. It was
terrible, man. Terrible.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, we're
losing too many of our kids.
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Yes we are, you know. But, but,
people have had enough of this.
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- And that's why we're here.
- Hey, let's do this.
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Okay, uh, let's get this
meeting started. Okay.
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You know...
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You know most of us have lived
here since we were kids.
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And now, that we have kids
ourselves... I mean we're sick
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to see our neighborhood,
just-just go to hell.
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I mean, now we can complain
that there's this reason
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for the drug problem
and that reason for gangs.
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But, in the end, it's up to
the people of this community
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to take personal responsibility
to clean this neighborhood up.
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I mean, I mean, it's,
it's time, you know, it's time
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we took the streets back from
the drug dealers and the gangs.
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Roc, we're all with you on this.
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But, what do you think
we should do?
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I mean, how can we actually have
an effect on the situation?
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I'll tell you what we should do.
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We should round up all
the drug dealers including that
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arms for drugs gang
in Washington DC
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and stick that
Lorena Bobbitt on 'em.
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She'll have an effect
on this situation.
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Why don't we see if we can get
our councilmen in on this?
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Oh, not that guy.
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He was just indicted
in a kick back scandal.
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Well, there you go. He's
familiar with the criminal mind.
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Well, look, no matter what
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the powers' definitely
in the city council.
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I mean, Roc, I read where there
was a councilman that got
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the police to do a sweep of this
one neighborhood every night
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until they had flushed
all the drug dealers out.
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Yeah, but our guy's
under indictment.
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Yeah, and I heard that
they're going to replace him
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in a special election
next month.
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Well, don't get your hopes up,
the front runner is
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the councilmen's assistant,
Ray Boyd.
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- He ain't gonna be much better.
- Nah.
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You know what we need to do?
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What we need to do is find
ourselves a candidate.
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I mean, she's right.
You know what I mean.
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I mean a candidate, you know,
who speaks our language
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and understands our concerns,
you know.
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I mean, a candidate who isn't
gonna get in there and play
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you know politics
as usual, you know.
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I mean, someone,
who's not afraid to stand up
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and fight for what
he or she believes.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah! That's right.
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- I say we nominate Roc.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Wait a minute. Hold on.
Wait a minute.
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That is a great idea. You'd be
a terrific councilmen, son.
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Pop, look, I don't know about
that now. Let's wait a minute.
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Come on, Roc.
Did you just listen to yourself?
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You're the perfect
person to run.
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You got all the qualities
you just listed.
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And quite frankly
with all the black meetings
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you've been holding over
the past few years
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you doin' more than the guys
in office right now.
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What, wait, wait. You really
think I'd make a good candidate?
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I sure do, baby.
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Yeah, Roc. We think you'd make
a terrific candidate.
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You're dynamic. You're strong.
You're passionate, demanding.
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- Hot headed--
- Alright, Joey.
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You know it all. You think
you're smarter than everybody--
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I-I.. Just shut up.
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See, he's a born leader,
ain't he?
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I mean, come on, I mean,
do all you people really think
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I'd make the best candidate?
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- 'Yeah.'
- Oh, Roc.
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I say, run, Roc run.
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Run, Roc, run.
Run, Roc, run.
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Run, Roc, run.
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Hold it, wait, wait a minute,
hold on. Okay. Okay.
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Alright, I'll do it.
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I'm gonna run for city council.
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I mean, what have I got to lose?
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"What have I got to lose?" What
an inspiring campaign slogan.
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Why, why don't you just go in
hell, I got nothing else to do.
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Hey, congratulations.
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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Look, look, look, look, I know
I'm a long shot
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Mr. Wilkins, you know,
but I heard
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you're the best campaign
manager around.
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So, you know, I could really use
your help.
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You charge that much a week?
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Oh, I see.
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Well, how much would
you charge if you help just
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you know, say on Wednesday.
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Uh-huh!
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Alright, well, thanks anyway, goodbye.
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Oh, man. These professional
campaign managers
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are so expensive.
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I mean, this last guy wanted
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even more
than all the rest of 'em.
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Yeah, that's why the only
people who can run for office
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these days are short,
big-eared billionaires.
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Roc, there must be somebody
in this town who believes
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in what you're trying to do and
wants to help you get elected.
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Not for the money, but because
it's the right thing to do.
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Eleanor, we need more than a guy
with good intentions.
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We need a wheeler dealer,
a hustler.
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Somebody, who's willing
to break all the rules.
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Somebody who's willing
to take off everybody in town
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and get what he wants.
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Well, hail to the chief.
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Hey, what's for dinner,
first lady, sis?
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Don't bother.
I-I'll find out myself.
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Well, as I was saying,
a hustler.
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Somebody who's willing to
tick off everybody in town.
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Pop, I know
where you're going with this
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and it's starting
to tick me off.
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I don't care what you say.
I'm not hiring Joey. No.
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Oh, Roc. Give your brother
a chance.
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Can't you see
what he's been going through
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all these past weeks?
He's turning over a new leaf.
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Hey, hey. I'm starting
a pool on when Carlos' sling
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is gonna come off his arm.
It's ten dollars to get in.
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Pop, I'm putting you down
for Tuesday the 9th.
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Roc, I'm putting you down
for Friday the 32nd.
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Now, will you listen to him, pop?
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Do you think
I'm gonna trust him
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to run my campaign?
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Run your camp, you-you want me
to run your campaign?
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No, I don't. That's pop's idea.
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Roc, since you can't afford
a professional manager
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maybe you should
go with an amateur
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who's at least got
an aptitude for the job.
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Ho-ho-ho-hold it now.
I'm not that much of an amateur.
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Now, remember
when I lived in New York?
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I helped a friend of mine
run for state assembly
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and he got elected, and
if you want to go further back
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in my political biography
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I was class president,
when I was in third grade.
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Yeah, I remember that.
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You won 'cause you said
your opponent... had cooties.
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Well, he did and the public
had the right to know.
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Mm-hmm, you know
something Joey
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I want to run
a dignified campaign
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that focuses on the issues.
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Not a mud slinging
smear campaign.
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Okay, so in other words,
you wanna lose.
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Joey.
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I mean, do you really understand
why I got into this campaign?
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Yes, I do, Roc.
And I care as much as you do.
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I mean,
they killed Terrence in that
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drive by shooting last week.
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We got drug dealers
all over the place.
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What's going on in this
community is making me sick.
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All I'm saying is, Roc,
I wanna run a winning campaign.
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Alright. Okay. You got the job.
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- Thanks.
- Alright, alright.
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- Loving Lord, thank you.
- Sure. My pleasure.
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- My pleasure.
- Congratulations.
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Thank you, thank you.
Now, let's talk salary.
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You're drinking it.
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No, no, no, no, no. See, I-I'm
gonna require some remuneration.
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- Eh, some money too.
- Now...
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Let's see. I'm getting real
tired in this cold weather.
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You know what, I'd like to see
some, palm trees and... women
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in bikinis. How about a round
trip ticket to Miami beach?
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Oh, you-you-you-you
would've lost your mind.
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That'll cost me
a few hundred dollars.
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Now unless my opponent
has cooties
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wig worm and everything else
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I don't-I don't feel you're
worth a few hundred dollars.
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Alright. I'll make
a deal with you Roc.
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I'll only take the trip
if I get you... at least
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40% of the vote and in a crowded
race, that's all you need.
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40%? You got a deal.
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Oh. This is so exciting.
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- Oh, it sure is.
- It is.
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Well... this is a first.
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All these years, my two sons
are finally getting together
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to work as a team,
and all it took was
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a total decline
of the urban America.
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Okay, Roc. You ready?
Here we go.
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Your first news conference.
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Now, we're gonna kick this
campaign off right.
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- That's right.
- Joey, Joey, Joey. Look, um...
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There's gonna be,
you know, a lot of
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photographers here,
you know, so I wanna make sure
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you know,
my first campaign pictures
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look right.
So, um, so, how's my smile?
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Roc, that's your
"they're taking me hostage
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and he making me do the smile."
Come on. Try it again.
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Okay, now you look like
a Jack-o'-lantern.
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Oh, man. It's just, this is,
this is, this is stupid.
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- This is stupid.
- Joey, excuse me for a second.
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I think I know how to put
a beautiful smile on Roc's face.
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That's it. Yeah, yeah.
That's it.
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Yeah. You think you can
remember what she said?
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Oh, I ain't gonna forget that.
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Yeah.
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Hey, look. Now, that you got
your smile done right
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now we need to work on this
political hand gestures. Okay.
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There are three basic gestures
every politician needs to know.
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Okay. The first one is
the George Bush chop.
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Just like this. When you're
talking make a point like this.
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And the second one, is the
Jesse Jackson steeple, right.
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When you're talking,
it's like this, right.
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And the third one
is the Bill Clinton
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that flipping burgers thing
that he does when he's talking.
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Alright. You execute those
right, man, you can, you can
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inspire millions of people,
you can invade Iraq
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and you can get all the free
McDonald's you want.
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Joey, Joey, look, look, look,
will you just come off this
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superficial show-based stuff, right.
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I wanna run a campaign
with substance.
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You know what I mean,
and-and I wish you would
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start taking that seriously.
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I do, Roc. I take it
as serious as you.
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But, if you wanna
win this campaign-
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Guys, guys, come on now,
it's no time to fight.
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It's 1 o'clock. We gotta
start the news conference.
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Yeah, but all the other
reporters aren't here.
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Shouldn't we wait till
the rest of them get here.
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Trust me. We're it.
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Okay, fine.
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We're gonna, we're gonna play on
the sympathy from the press
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by having your wife
introduce you.
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah, it just hit me.
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You know, add a sense of family,
it will add a sense of warmth.
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I mean, after all, you're the
one who said he should run for
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the campaign, anyway. Come on,
sis. Come, just say a few words.
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I would like to introduce
my husband, Roc Emerson
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who is announcing his candidacy
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for the 11th council
district today.
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I was the one who first
suggested that he run.
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And I'd like to tell you why.
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He's loving, he's caring,
he's honest, he's responsible.
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He's hardworking
and he's a wonderful father.
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And when he sets
his mind to something
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he doesn't quit
until he reaches his goal.
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Like this one time,
Roc got upset.
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Because the paperboy kept
throwing our paper in the gutter
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and it would get all dirty
and-and nasty and messy and so
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Roc talked to the paperboy
and told him to stop doing it.
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But the boy wouldn't
stop doing it.
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So, Roc went and complained
to the newspaper
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and they fired
that little boy.
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But Roc felt so bad,
he asked the newspaper
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to give him his job back.
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Only put him on
a different route.
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Now, I thought--
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Oh, heh,
what I'm trying to say is that
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my husband can solve problems
and still be compassionate.
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'Cause he cared
about that little boy
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and he didn't want that little
paperboy to lose his job--
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- Ahem, ahem...
- Alright.
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Ladies and gentlemen, without
further ado, Roc Emerson.
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Oh, Hillary get's
a little carried away.
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Well...
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Hello, um, I'm announcing
my candidacy for, um
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city councilor, this district.
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I'm running because, um
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I think, you know, something's
in this neighborhood
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should be changed. Um...
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Well, uh, number one...
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Uh, we've gotta... stop crime.
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And uh, number two...
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We've got to, uh,
stop the flow of drugs
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you know, in this neighborhood.
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- And, uh, number three-
- Uh, excuse me. Please.
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Uh, Roc, look.
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I don't wanna say it
as boring, man.
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But, I think I just saw
one of the reporters
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take out a Gameboy.
Come on, liven it up--
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Joey, Joey. I'm sticking
with the issues.
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Right, fine.
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Uh, number three, you know,
we should, uh, en-encourage
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uh, local businesses to return
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to this area, to, you know,
to provide, uh, employ...
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Uh, uh, sir. You wanna
put that Gameboy away.
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Joey, Joey, Joey. I-I think I'm
losing him. What should I do?
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Roc, you got to be more
personal in your approach.
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Listen, why don't you
tell him how you felt
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when Sheila's friend got killed
in your drive by.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Ahem, before, I, um
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tell you about my platform...
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...I'd like to talk to you
about... why I'm running.
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A couple of weeks ago...
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twelve-year-old boy
was gun down in cold blood...
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...on my front steps.
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Terrence Lambert.
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And Terrence was a bright kid.
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He was a good student.
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He came from a good family.
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Terrance was killed...
by a gang member...
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...another kid...
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...over a jacket.
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Now, Terrance was not
...the first boy
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to die in our neighborhood.
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And the tragedy is,
he won't be the last.
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Because these dealers
and these gangs are either
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shooting each other or killin'
themselves with drugs.
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Now, we can't wait
for someone else to fix this.
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- We've gotta fix it ourselves.
- Yes.
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That's why I'm here.
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I wanna ask you, if you'd help
me to make this neighborhood
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a place, where we can
raise our children.
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- Yes.
- Mr. Emerson.
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Mr. Boyd is a seasoned
politician.
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You on the other hand
are novice.
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Now, do you really think
you can do a better job
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in office than he can?
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Then Mr. Ray Boyd? Ha ha ha!
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I can do a better job
than nothing. Hell, yes.
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Good answer, Roc.
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You know, and I've got
a detailed 10-point program
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I'd like to tell you about,
right now. Number one-
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Uh, Ladies and gentlemen, that's
all the time we have right now.
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Mr. Emerson has a very full
slate of appearances.
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Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But
that's all we can do today.
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- Thank you very much.
- Joey.
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Why'd you do that?
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Roc, never get into specifics
with these press people.
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You give 'em specifics,
they'll use 'em against you
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and pick you apart.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, Reagan and Bush
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both state so vague
it took people
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12 years
to figure out what the hell
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they were talking about.
By then it was too late.
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00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,636
Michael Dukakis on the
other hand was very specific.
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- And need I say more?
- Mmm. He's got a point, Roc.
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Okay, okay. But, if you'd
just stop, you know, focusing
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on this, you know,
this-this image thing...
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Alright, alright, Roc,
I'll, I'll stop focusing on
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the superficial aspects
of your campaign
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and focus on the substance
of the campaign.
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Well, finally. Thank you.
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00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,870
Oh, I just one more thing, okay,
look, when you finish
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your speech and the crowd
starts to applaud
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don't do that little,
that little happy kick, alright.
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00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,660
Joey, that's not my happy kick.
I'll show you my happy kick.
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Uh, ladies, ladies,
ladies, ladies, listen.
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Um, this is a political campaign
we're running here, okay.
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So, we gotta use
our assets, alright.
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00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,541
Now, there's a guy on the line
and he wants to give
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less than ten dollars, give him
the sexiest voice you've got
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00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,763
ask him for ten more.
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00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,635
And if there's a woman,
I'll take the call, alright.
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00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,204
Whoo!
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00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,600
What's going on here?
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00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:36,343
Oh, turning the place to kind of
a political headquarters.
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00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,607
You know, it's kinda like
a campaign war room now.
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- A war room, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,828
Well, I guess you sent
all the men to the front lines.
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I got it. I got it. No, no.
Keep doing what you all doing.
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00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,226
I got it. Fellas.
Just in time, please.
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Come here, come here.
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00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,929
Damn, Joey.
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00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,802
I was wondering why there were
none but ugly women in town.
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00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,412
All the pretty woman in here.
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00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,849
Oh, do I?
I didn't even notice.
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00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,721
To me, they're just
dedicated volunteers.
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00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,506
I see, you're using your
position as campaign manager
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00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,769
to surround yourself with
all the beautiful women, eh!
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00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,510
Yeah, I think
that's a good idea.
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00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,992
So, who am I working with?
Make sure she's not too tall.
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00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,602
Carlos isn't that too tall
and y'all gonna be
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handing out flyers. Here you go.
Yes, the matchmaker--
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- Joey, man it's cold out there!
- Carlos--
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00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,348
- Match made in heaven.
- Joey, I got a bad hand.
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00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,051
Alright, if we can get
these pamphlets all over
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to senior citizens home
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I think we can get Roc,
a lot of support.
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00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,447
Now, he's our kind of candidate.
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He believes
in the family strength
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and old fashion morality.
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00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:44,324
See, unlike Senator Bob Packwood
you can read Roc's diary aloud
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to the grandchildren.
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00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,980
Alright, ladies,
here's the game plan.
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Wherever you see a "Boyd
for council" poster, alright
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I want you to either paste
one of Roc's poster's over it
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00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,250
or I want you to draw
a funny mustache on Ray Boyd.
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00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,471
Joey, this isn't graffiti,
is it now? I'm no tiger.
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00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,343
I don't wanna deface
the neighborhood.
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00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,476
No, no. It's not graffiti,
Sheila. This is democracy.
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00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,957
Come on. Let's draw
mustaches for democracy.
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00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,525
There you go.
There you go.
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00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,918
So, can we count on your vote,
Ms. Taylor?
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00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,008
Great! Great! You know,
you have a wonderful voice.
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00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,316
Would you mind answering
a few questions for our survey?
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Would you support
a ban on handguns?
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00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,192
Very good. Very good.
Next question.
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What're you doing Friday night?
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Thank you very much
for your support.
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00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,807
Thank you.
Yes. Bye bye.
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00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,549
Sly, this is
a political campaign
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00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,333
not Sly's party land.
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00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,815
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
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00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,252
How did it go with
the Latino voters?
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00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,602
Terrific, man. They threw
a lot of top questions at him.
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00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,300
But he was right there
with all the answers.
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00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,736
I think we got
an awful lot of votes
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00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,172
because at the end,
they were all shouting...
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00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,697
Hey, it really went well,
you know.
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00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,438
But all that talking out
worked up an appetite
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00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,179
so, I'm gonna go
make me a sandwich.
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00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,225
Hey, hey, don't eat anything
too fat in that sandwich.
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00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,922
I want you keep your weight down
for this campaign.
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00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:05,100
I want you to outgrow
that size 48 suits.. Pop! Pop!
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00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,276
- Can I help you?
- As-salamu alaykum, my sister.
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00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,669
Oh, yes.
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00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,453
Is this the campaign to elect
Brother Emerson?
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00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,890
- Yes, it is.
- My name is Malik Rahman.
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00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,631
We're here with
the Nation of Islam.
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00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,503
We watched your campaign
and we like what you're saying.
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00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,853
- We want to get involved.
- Oh, that's wonderful.
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00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,463
We certainly could use
your help.
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00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,073
Do you have any campaign
literature we could distribute?
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00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,685
Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
Thank you, Joey.
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00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,252
Now, let me ask you.
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00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,210
How would feel about
having Roc address
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00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,951
a meeting at your temple?
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00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,301
It's a fine idea, sister. I'll
get back to you with some dates.
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00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,955
Oh, thank you.
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00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,305
- As-salamu alaykum.
- Wa-Alaikum-Salaam.
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00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,612
Thank you.
Thank you.
447
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,222
Oh, this is wonderful.
448
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,224
Oh, that's good news.
Did you hear that?
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00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:45,096
- Roc! Roc!
- Yeah.
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00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,969
A representative from the
Nation of Islam was just here.
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00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,580
They wanna support you.
They wanna pass out literature.
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00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,321
And they want you to come
speak at their temple.
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00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,670
Well, that's great,
hey, this campaign's
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gonna start a take off.
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00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,632
It sure is. I just got off the
phone with the Baltimore Sun.
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00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,635
Ah, this past week, your
rating's in the polls have
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00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,811
gone up from 8 percent
to 21 percent.
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00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,639
- Oh, Roc.
- You're doing so good, son.
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00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,118
No one else wants
to enter the race.
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00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,816
It's just you and Ray Boyd.
461
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,644
Well, if it's just between me
and Ray Boyd
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00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,994
I'm gonna kick Ray Boyd's
do nothing butt.
463
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,691
That's great, Roc.
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00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,867
It sure is good to hear Roc
say that about somebody else.
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00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,262
Excuse me, Mr. Emerson
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00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,090
this man wants to help
with your campaign.
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00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:25,659
- He says he knows my father.
- Yeah, he knows your father.
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00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,008
You come with me, Sheila.
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00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,452
Andre Thompson, what the hell
are you doing here?
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00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,108
Well, trashman.
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00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,285
The last time you saw me,
somethin' bad happened to me.
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00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,113
I haven't forgotten that.
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00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,768
I haven't forgotten either.
Look you're not welcome here.
474
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,205
This is your campaign
headquarters, right.
475
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,469
Then it's open to the public.
476
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,993
Well, it's not open to you
or your buddies.
477
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,386
- Yeah?
- So, get out!
478
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,128
Well, I'm here
to deliver a message.
479
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,697
You've been making a lot of
noise with this campaign thing.
480
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,612
And it's bad for my business.
481
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,575
Well, that's the idea, Andre.
482
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:16,231
We want you
and all your buddy drug dealers
483
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,798
to get out
of this neighborhood.
484
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:22,977
Yeah? And as you can see
I'm not going anywhere.
485
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,632
So, I suggest you stop this
little side show of yours
486
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,634
and go back to
collecting garbage.
487
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,725
You better get out
of the race.
488
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,379
Trashman!
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