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It's there. It's there.

- I knew it. Yes.
- Twenty-eight to seven.

All I hope know is the other
side changes his team position

to Dr. Kevorkian.

See, Joey, Joey, look, Joey,
see, you gotta

you gotta have patience, man,
football is a game of interest.

Hey, guys, guys, the Washington
Redskins cheerleaders.

Alright, look at here,
look at here, look at here.

- Ooh, that's good.
- Yeah, cheerleaders.

That's what I call the game of
inches. I'm talking 36-24-38.

- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- You right, you right, 38.

Well, I like a woman
with a big onion.

- It brings tears to my eyes.
- Mine too.

Yeah, you want a butt
big enough to put your beer on.

No, uh-uh, it's,
it's gotta be big enough

to put the beer on one cheek

and a remote control
on the other

so you can slap it until...

Don't even tell me
where you'd put the TV guides.

H-h-h-how long

you been standing there,
sweetheart? Baby?

Long enough to know
I got a few onions to fry.

♪ There's a man ♪

♪ With no future ♪

♪ So it seems ♪

♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪

♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪

♪ He won't succeed ♪

♪ And he can't believe ♪

♪ Live your life today ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪

♪ Not for tomorrow ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Live your life today ♪

I can't believe the way
you all talk about women.

You guys are dogs.

Come on, sis, now these women
gonna go through

all this trouble to learn
all this precision wigglin'.

Shoot, I owe it to 'em to watch.

Well, if you're gonna
watch 'em like that

you gonna need a bib.

Eleanor, you know we're not
just gawking at these women

I happen to respect
the female form

as a beautiful work of art.

Oh, and, and which work of art
did you respect more, Sly

your ex-wife or the woman
she caught you with?

Damn, that's cold.

Roc, you've been awful quiet
throughout all of this.

Yes, I have.

Well, why don't you tell us
what you think, Roc?

I think I'm
the luckiest man alive

to be married to you.

Oh, Roc, why don't you just
come on out and admit it

you like looking at
all those pretty girls

'cause I'm all fat and pregnant.

Oh, that's not true, Eleanor.

I like looking at pretty girls
before you got fat and...

Can-can-can-can I start over?

Roc, you're trapped

why don't you go ahead
and chew off a leg

and limp to safety.

Come on, Sly,
let's get out of here.

Let's go get some food
and go to your place.

I'm ready.

You know I expect this
from Joey and Sly

but I'm surprised at you, Roc.

Oh, come on, Eleanor,
I'm not doing anything wrong.

I mean, come on,
these girls are cheerleaders.

You know, I mean
they're paid to dance

and look pretty and stuff,
you know.

I-I-I-I was,
I was just watching them.

Roc, how would you like it
if you were doing your job

and a bunch of women
watched you in this way.

Imagine you emptyin' a dumpster

and there's a crowd of women
standing on the sidewalk

gawkin' and hootin' and
hollerin' at your every move?

Roc, you better come back here
from where you are.

Oh, come on, Eleanor, you know

you making a big deal
out of nothing.

Roc Emerson, you are
avoiding the issue.

Uh-oh, she called him
by his full name.

What does that mean?

It means Roc better
start eating some crow

or we'll be eatin'
fried Bologna for dinner.

Oh, listen, my son Stevie
is gonna drop by

could you tell him
we went over to my place.

No problem.

- What's wrong?
- Nothin'.

You know I hate it
when married people fight.

I'm not gonna get married
until I find the boy

that agrees with
everything I say.

Oh?

And what will you do
when he comes out of the coma?

Hey, Sheila baby, how you live?

Your father said he'd meet you
at your house. Bye.

Hey, Sheila,
what's your problem?

You know you look real fine
in that shirt.

Fits you so snug,
I wish I was one of the buttons.

So do I. It'd be a lot easier
to lose you.

You know you and your friends
are real tight

with your little comments.

Don't you guys ever stop
and listen

to how stupid you sound
when you talk to girls?

It's not stupid,
it's a compliment.

Besides it's like my father says

a female form is a work of art.

Yeah, well, here's something
my father says, get out my face.

- Oh, son.
- Yeah, pop?

Uh, I have a favor
to ask of you.

Uh, it's my turn to come up
with a field trip

for my group
at the senior center

and I was wonderin' if you
give us a tour of the race track

from an insider's point of view.

Uh, you know I love to, pop,
but actually

I think your friends would have
more fun hanging out with Roc

you know this is the time
of the year that the seagulls

returned to the dump.

Alright, son,
I'll just tell them

that you're
a very busy young man

with his whole life
ahead of him

unlike those veterans and widows

whose days are dwindling
down to a precious few.

Alright, I'll take the old folks
to the race track.

Uh, I also figured you could
get them a little seminar first

uh, you know on the ins and outs
of horse race.

No, no, no, pop, no way.
Okay? Forget it.

Uh, yeah, you're right,
forget it.

Uh, why should you do
anything for me?

I'm just your father
who stayed home from work

to nurse you when you had
the chicken pox

of course I lost a week's pay
and a promotion

and it probably delayed
my retirement five years.

- But that's alright.
- Have 'em here by 3 o'clock.

Well, that was easy.

I didn't even have to
bring up the time

you set fire
to the Christmas tree.

Mrs. Emerson,
could you drive me to school?

I don't wanna take the bus
'cause I don't wanna see that

doofus Stevie Bartlett.

Why's Stevie a doofus?

Well, he's always
sayin' stuff to me.

Tellin' me I'm pretty,
tellin' me I've got nice size

and nice hair,
rappin' stupid songs to me.

See, he thinks he's all that

but he ain't nothin'
but a poop butt.

Now, Sheila, you don't have to
take anything off of this boy

you don't want to, this is 1993.

Today, women stand up
for themselves.

Just like Anita Hill stood up
to that Clarence Thomas.

Yeah, but Clarence Thomas
still got on the Supreme Court.

Uh-huh.

Well, that's not a good example.

It's more like that woman
that stood up to that boy

from the Kennedy family.

Well, nothin' happened to him, either.

I hear he's a doctor somewhere.

Uh-huh.

That's not a good example
either.

Well, look, Sheila,
I'm sure there're many cases

where brave woman stood up
to a powerful man and won.

Name one.

- Tina Turner! Yeah!
- Yeah!

Tina Turner, now see,
the point is

women are no longer
the weaker sex.

This is our time
and we comin' into our own.

Well, you're right about that.

We're fighting back
and we not takin'

anythin' off of anybody.

No, we aren't.

We're standin' tall,
standing proud

and takin' charge
of our own lives.

- Take your time, sister.
- Mm-hm.

Now no matter what happens,
you gotta fight for your right.

Now you got to make it clear
to Stevie

in no uncertain terms
that he should leave you alone.

You're right, Mrs. Emerson,
I'm gon' talk to him.

Now that's the spirit.

You know, if us, women

would just stick together
as sisters

we could rule this world.

Then what will we do
with all the men?

We'll line 'em all up
along the highway...

...just in case
we get a flat tire.

Oh, good, you're home.

I got you a present.

Oh, so, you're not
still mad at me?

Oh, Roc, if I was still
mad at you

would I have brought you this

the 1994 Redskin Cheerleaders
calendar?

Oh, Lord.

And since I know you're
as interested in their minds

as you are their bodies

you can read all these
valuable information

that shows them
as complex individuals.

Take Kiki for example.

She's an avid roller bladder

who would like to end
world hunger

and then get her own apartment.

Yeah, very funny, Eleanor,
very funny.

Well, I'm glad you got
a good sense of humor

about this, Roc

'cause it makes me
wanna give you

your other present.

Oh, yeah?

Eleanor, you know
if I wear these

I'll catch my death of cold.

I'll keep you warm.

What did you have in mind?

Oh, I was thinking
friction heat.

- Baby, you know what I like.
- Mm-hm.

Let me go get rid of this call.

I-I-I-I'm gonna find me
an answer machine.

Hello?

Yes. This is Mrs. Emerson.

What? Is she alright?

Well, of course, we will.
Yes. Goodbye.

What, what-what-what,
what happened?

That was Sheila 's teacher.

Sheila got into a fight
at school.

- Well, is she okay?
- Oh, Sheila 's fine.

But for the next few days,
Stevie Bartlett's

gon' be suckin' his lunch
through a straw.

Okay, Roc, so Sheila 's teacher
wants us to come by after school

we're gonna sit down with her
and Sheila and Stevie

and his dad and we're
gonna talk about this.

I still don't get it. I mean,
why would Sheila hit Steve.

Because he's been bothering her
at school.

He's been saying things that
make her feel uncomfortable.

Tellin' her she got pretty hair,
pretty eye...

What-what-what-what-what?
That's it?

He complements her? I mean,
you can get hit for that?

Roc, if she doesn't want him
sayin' these things to her

he shouldn't be sayin' 'em.

I agree with that.

But what did you tell her
to do about it?

I told her she didn't have to
take any of that stuff

off of him and I told her she
had a right to be left alone

and that she should
fight for that right.

Oh, okay, you-you told her
to fight?

Eleanor, let me ask you
a question.

I mean is it possible
in your current frame of mind

about men being nothin'
but no good rotten dogs

that you encouraged Sheila
to walk that little boy?

Okay, Roc,
so this is all my fault?

I'm beginnin' to think it is.

Well, let me tell you somethin',
Roc Emerson.

Woops, full name fight.

I did not encourage Sheila
to hit that little boy

but if she hit him
she must've had a good reason.

Well, wait a minute, come on,
we're talking about

little Stevie Bartlett here.
He's a good kid.

Well, Roc, even good kids
can be misguided.

I mean there are lot of
bad influences out there.

There are a lot of movies
and video and music today

that give kids idea that
it is cool to disrespect women.

Well, no-no, I don't, look,
I don't like that stuff

anymore than you do, you know,
but that's beside the point.

Stevie didn't start the fight.

Well, look, Roc,
it's hard to explain

maybe if you could see it though
Sheila's eyes, you'd understand.

Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

Whatev-whatever you say, sweetheart.

Look...

...school's...

school's not out 'til 3:00,
you know...

...which means we still
have a little time to...

You know...

You know.

Roc, if you think
I'm in the mood for any...

...you know.

You know.

Then you don't know

your you know what

from your never mind.

Well, I-I-I wasn't in the mood
anyway.

Uh, they're all here now, son

you got your little talk
prepared?

Uh, yeah, yeah, you know what,
pop, I'm thinking

you know, if this seminar
works out

I could do TV infomercials
on gambling, you know

like, like, like, those
late night real estate hustlers.

Check this out, check this out,
okay, I'm in a yatch, right

surrounded by, surrounded by
girls in bikinis right

and then I get Cher to drop in
and I pretend to be surprised

like, "Oh, Cher, look,
ladies and gentlemen, look.."

Come back, son.

Uh, folks, let's get started.
Come on now, take a seat.

Take your seat everybody,
make yourself comfortable.

There we go, there we go.

Good afternoon, everybody,
and welcome to "Win at the track

the Joey Emerson way," now,
before we start let me warn you

I could make you all
millionaires

so don't get mad at me
if your taxes go up.

Oh, right, let's skip
the opening monologue, okay.

In horse racing,
there's several key factors

that you have to keep in mind.

Track conditions,
weights of the jockeys...

Excuse me what qualifies you
as an expert on horse racing?

Yeah, how much money have you
actually won at this?

Uh, no, gambling is not
about winning or losing

like I said it depends on

track conditions,
weights of the jockeys--

How much do you think he makes?

He shares a room with his father
in his brothers house.

I know, his father has suffered
plenty because of this boy.

One year he set fire
to the Christmas tree.

Hey, hey, hey, okay.
Hold it, hold it.

Let's, uh, take a little
time out here, okay.

Pop.. This way please.

So what'd you do,
did you tell these people

every detail of my life?

Uh, son, one thing we discovered
at the senior center is

you can only lie about
how successful your children are

for so long.

Alright, alright, let's move on.

Okay, folks,
how many of you actually know

how to read a racing form?

Oh, so, that's the way it goes

you sit around
reading the racing form

while your pregnant
sister in law

waits on you hand and foot.

I don't see
how you sleep at night.

Uh, uh, excuse me, excuse me

could the students please
hold their comments

till we get to the question
and answer period?

I hear his brother tries
to get him jobs

and he just laughs at him.

I think you oughta stop
readin' the racing form

and take a look at the Want Ads.

Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey

I-I look at the Want Ads, okay

it's just that
all I see are desk job

and I happen to be creative,
I happen to be in a ca...

What the hell am I explaining
this to...

Alright, alright, now,
hold it. Hold it.

I didn't bring you you all here
to hurl insults at my son.

Well, Andrew, we're only
repeating the things

that you said a hundred times.

I'm not saying they're not true

I'm just sayin'
don't repeat it to him.

We don't need a seminar
on horse racing.

When I go to the track
I bet on whichever jockey's

wearin' the color of money.

Green.

Oh, that's interesting, you know

I think in professional
gambling circles

that's known as
the stupid method.

Do you wanna take this outside?

People! People! People!

People, let's not have
another ugly incident

like at the Oktoberfest.

Now, let's get goin'. We don't
wanna miss the daily double.

Man.

Listen, pop, I don't too much
feel like going to the track now

after the way these buzzards
have picked at my carcass.

Oh, come on, Joey.

We're countin' on you
to drive the van.

Yeah, that's the least you can
do for your father, you bum.

Hey, you wanna take this
outside? Alright, I'm playin'.

I'm playin'.
Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

- Sheila honey, are you alright?
- I'm fine.

What are you afraid of,
Stevie's eyes

was gonna break her little hand?

Oh, that's real cute, Sly.

Wanna see if your onion breaks
my little foot?

No, no, come on.

Roc, if she so much
as touches me

I'm suing you for 2.1 million.

Well, everybody better
calm down.

Look, the point is, Sly,
neither one of us knows

what happens between these kids
and neither do you.

Everybody knows
Sheila beat up on him.

Now, Roc, get into this.
What do you think?

Well, I'll tell you what I think

you know me, I-I-I think
it's a simple case

of a child being influenced
by a lot of feminist, um...

I-I'm keepin' an open mind,
that's what I think.

Alright,
thank you all for coming.

I know we're all concerned
about what happened

and I think the best way
to get to the truth

is to hear from
the students themselves.

So, Stevie,
why don't you go first?

Well, I was standing
in the schoolyard

mindin' my own business,
Sheila pass by

I complimented her,
and she went off on me.

Show her your eye, now I think
he's gonna need stitches.

You know, this could wreck
his modeling career.

W-well now, if this is
about compliments--

Stevie's lying. This isn't
just about compliments.

See, he told me
I look real sexy in my top

and when I told him to go away

he started singing
this song to me.

One of the real
dirty ones I hate.

You know the kind that call
girls 'bitches' and 'hoes.'

And when I turned to walk away
from him, he grabbed my butt.

Now that's when I hit him.

Look, look, look, look, look,
look, look, look, look.

Now, maybe he gets
out of hand sometime

but the boy's just a kid,
you know, he'll grow out of it.

Now, wait a minute, Sly,
wait a minute

now, we're talking about
a 12 year old boy here

grabbing at girl's butts

that problem's not just gonna
go away like, uh, like pimples.

You've got to set an example
for him, I mean

I mean when you're at home
watchin' television

talking about women like
they're pieces of meat

I mean he picks up on that.

Roc, you sittin' right beside me
doin' the same thing.

Well, I don't have a boy.

Although I might be having a boy
but, uh, but, but, you know

but I'll know when to stop

you know from what I learned
here today.

Mr. Bartlett, you, Stevie and I

are going to have to
discuss this problem.

So, would you come with me, please?

That's nice, huh, dad?

Sheila, baby, I am so sorry

that you had to go through
all of this.

Yeah, me too, look, Sheila

sometimes
guys can be really stupid.

Like, I was stupid, Eleanor,
accusing you

of gettin' Sheila all worked up.

Well, thank you, Roc,
and I hope you understand

now that all compliments
are not innocent

and that if women
don't wish to be complimented

men should respect those wishes.

Well, no, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute, Eleanor

I don't see nothin' wrong
with calling a woman pretty.

You know, I've never met a woman
who didn't like hearing that.

Hm, in fact,
it even gets you discounts

at the lunch truck.

So you flirtin' with the lady
at the lunch truck?

I, I think
I'll wait in the hall.

I, I wouldn't,
I ain't flirtin' with nobody.

I'm, I'm just trying
to paint you a picture.

Well, let me paint you
a picture, Roc.

Big ball husband

on the couch in his
brand new draws...

...by himself.