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Excuse me, Joey, Mr. Emerson...
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...since the dishes are done,
can I go over to Erika's?
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Sheila, let me
ask you something.
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Why do you always callhim
"Joey" and me"Mr. Emerson?"
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Well, Joey is sort of like
a friend at school.
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And you're, like,
the principal.
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Do you want me to start calling
you by your first name?
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Yeah, well, I guess
we can give it a try.
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- Roc, can I--
- No, no, no. Hold.. No, no...
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You-you can call me
Mr. Emerson.
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Now, you can go over
to Erika's but remember
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I want you home
before it gets dark.
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What time is that?
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- 7 o'clock.
- 8 o'clock.
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- 8:00 it is, see ya.
- Well, ho-hold on...
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Hold on, young lady,
I want you here by 7:00.
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Alright.
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Joey, what're you thinkin'?
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By 8 o'clock,
it's completely dark outside.
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Roc, look, I will bet you
$10 that tonight the sun sets
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closer to 8 o'clock
than 7 o'clock.
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- Okay, let's check it out.
- Let's look at the paper.
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Let's check it out...
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Alright, there you go.
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"Sunset: 6:56 p.m."
Where's my ten?
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Alright. Double or nothin'
on the barometric pressure.
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ He can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh ♪ Oh-h-h ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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- Well, did you find her?
- No, we looked everywhere.
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Okay, the kids left
Erika's house at 6:30
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to get ice-cream, right?
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Alright, we checked
the Mini Mart
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the video store,
the school yard.
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Where else could she be?
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It's 9:20, now if she's
not home by 10:00
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I'm callin' every house
in this neighborhood.
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- There she is.
- Oh, thank God!
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- Oh, man, that's pop.
- Damn!
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Oh, this is terrible.
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Well, if you want me
to move out, just say so.
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Daddy, we were just worried
because Sheila is not home yet.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, people...
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- Are we glad to see you?
- Sheila, are you alright?
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Sure I'm alright,
I was at the movies.
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What were you doin'
at the movies?
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Uh, sitting in the dark
eating over-priced candy.
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'Sheila, come here.'
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Now, you were told
to be home by 7 o'clock.
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That's right. Now, you go
upstairs to your room
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and think about
what you've done
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while we decide
how we're gonna punish you.
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Before I go, let me say this...
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I was wrong and I'm sorry
I worried everybody.
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I love you all very much.
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I didn't realize how lucky I was
to have people who care about--
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Nice try, Sheila.
Go on upstairs now.
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Okay, okay, we-we gotta come up
with a way to punish her.
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Well, the best way
to punish kids
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is to take away
their privileges.
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That's perfect, pop. We'll take
away something she likes.
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Wait, h-hold it, Roc. Don't you
think that's a little harsh?
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I mean, come on, all she did
was lose track of time.
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It's not like she broke one of
your big rules, you know, like
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throwin' away the toothpaste
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before it's been squeezed
in a vice.
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Let me tell you somethin', you
no-job, no-money-havin' nutjob.
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I hope you realize
that when we go up there
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we've gotta put on
a united front.
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That means, you have to agree
with everything I say.
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Who's gettin' punished here?
Her or me?
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- Daddy...
- Uh-huh.
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Did Joey and Roc
ever get along at all?
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Oh, sure, when they were kids.
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It was October day, mid-'60...
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Come in.
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Uh, Sheila, we were worried
about you tonight and, um...
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...what you did
was irresponsible.
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So, Joey and I are gonna have
to punish you.
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Right. Oh, cool.
You got a Tetris.
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Hey, you ever play
Super Mario Bros.?
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- Sure.
- Hey, let me ask you somethin'.
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Why're they plumbers?
What's up with that?
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- Hey, Joey...
- 'Huh?'
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Oh-oh, yeah, okay.
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Hey, look, Sheila,
when we give you a curfew
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you're supposed to obey it.
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I know, I'm sorry.
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But look, we don't like doing
this but we're gonna have to...
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...teach you a lesson.
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So we've decided to take away
something you like.
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Mm-hmm.
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What do you like?
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Let's see...
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I like ugly clothes
that make me look fat.
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I like listening to Grandpa
Andrew tell stories about
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when he had a big afro and used
to stick it to the white man.
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And liver.. There is nothing
like a big slab of liver.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, boom box, Walkman, tapes...
You're into Hip Hop music.
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I'm taking away
your music for a week.
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But I don't
really like Hip Hop.
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I just listen to it so that
the other kids will accept me.
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It's a peer pressure thing.
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Actually I'm heavy
into Garth Brooks.
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Look, Sheila, what you did
was wrong, okay?
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So going without music
for a week
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is not that high a price to pay.
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Wait a minute,
that's not all.
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You're not goin' to that
TLC concert on Sunday.
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- What?
- What?
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- What?
- But they're my favorite group.
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I know that. So when you're
sitting home Sunday
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you can think about
how important it is
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to keep your curfew.
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But this is the only time
they'll be in Baltimore
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all year. By the time
they go on tour again
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I'll be old and un-cool.
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I won't be def, "D-E-F.."
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...I'll be deaf, "D-E-A-F."
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Well, can you hear this?
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Rules are rules
and I'm sorry.
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- Oh, hey, Eleanor.
- Hey.
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What're you doin'?
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Oh, I'm fillin' out this
questionnaire I got
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from the Democratic party.
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They want my opinion on how
President Clinton is doin' it
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runnin' the country.
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Oh, is that
what he's doing?
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I thought he was, uh,
White House-sittin'.
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Daddy, come on now...
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Now, here's
the first question. See?
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"What do you think
of President Clinton's
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handling of the economy?"
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Well, I think he's handling it
right into the ground.
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At the rate he's goin',
everyone will be unemployed
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includin' his own family.
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His brother, Roger Clinton, will
be on the street with a sign.
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"Will promise
not to sing for food."
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Daddy, you are impossible.
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For 12 years you complained
about Reagan and Bush.
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Now that we got a guy in there
that at least admits
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that the country
has some problems
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you're all up in his face.
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Well, to tell you the truth...
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...I kinda miss
Reagan and Bush right now.
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Oh, daddy, stop it now.
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Well, at least
they were honest.
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They said,
"We're Republicans, we're rich.
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And if we got anything left,
we'll trickle it down to you."
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You're a mess.
You know that, don't you?
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Hey, Sheila, honey,
how're you doin'?
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- Okay.
- Alright then.
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- Mrs. Emerson.
- Yeah.
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- I wanna ask you a question.
- Mm-hmm.
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You like Motown, right?
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Oh, yeah, the Four Tops, The
Temptations, the Marvelettes...
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Oh, yeah, girl,
I loved all those groups.
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Well, there are a whole bunch
of Hip Hop groups
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that sound a lot like 'em.
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Oh, I know.
I know. Uh-huh, I'm hip.
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Uh, Jodeci, Boys II Men...
Oh, yeah, I keep up.
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I may have shoes older
than they are but I keep up.
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Well, Jodeci has a video comin'
on right now on Channel 5
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if you'd like to see it.
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I bet it's a good one too, huh?
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- Oh, yes.
- We should watch it.
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Yeah.
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- Mrs. Emerson.
- Mm?
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That's not the Jodeci video,
it's the news.
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I know it's the news.
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But instead of manipulating me,
why don't you try manipulating
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your mind into thinkin'
this is the Jodeci video?
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Please let me
watch the video. Please?
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Gee, don't even
try workin' those
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big, brown, sad eyes on me.
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I was a little girl once too,
you know?
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I know all the tricks
of the trade. Watch...
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Sheila...
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Sheila, please...
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Please take your punishment
like you're supposed to.
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Please pick your lip
up off the floor.
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- Please!
- Alright. I get it.
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Please, Sheila!
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Hey, Joey,
you're just in time
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to imagine the Jodeci video
with Sheila.
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Say what?
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Just make sure
she watches the news.
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- Bebop, what's up?
- Nothin' much.
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Alright, alright, alright.
Look...
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You've been moping around
this house all week now.
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- You wanna talk about this?
- You know what it is.
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I wanna go to
the concert and I can't.
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Well, what you did was wrong.
You gotta learn your lesson.
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Joey, I learned my lesson when
Mr. Emerson took away my music.
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Now, he didn't have to take away
the concert too.
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That just wasn't fair.
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Okay, look, now,
sometimes Roc seems unreasonable
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but he means well.
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I don't believe
I just said that.
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Come on, you know how I feel.
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Yes, I know exactly
how you feel.
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You know, one time
when I was your age
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Roc was babysittin' me
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and I wanted to go to an
Orioles game, right?
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I wanted to sneak out.
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Roc said, "No, it's against the
rules. It's against the rules."
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See, Roc was old for his age.
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When we used to play
cops and robbers...
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...Roc was the judge.
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- So did you just stay home?
- No, I didn't stay home.
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I called my boy, Eddie,
and he called Roc and told him
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he'd just won a free pizza and
he had to go pick it up, right?
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Roc went tearin' out
the front door
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and I snuck out the back.
It was a classic.
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Joey, you could be my Eddie.
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You can help me
sneak out to this concert.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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When Roc finds out,
you can help me pack.
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You said yourself
your brother was unreasonable.
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He's unreasonable, he's stubborn
and he's pig-headed.
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He's also employed.
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And he provides me with a meager
yet surprisingly
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satisfying existence here.
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Joey, think about how good
you felt when you saw
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your brother chasing after
that phony pizza.
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Wouldn't you like
to feel that good again?
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Yeah.
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Hey, I've already learned
my lesson. You know that.
241
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:34,128
- Alright, alright, I'll do it.
- Yes.
242
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:37,000
- I love you, Joey.
- Yeah.
243
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,961
And I know you'll come up
with something good and sneaky.
244
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:46,270
That kid's
a bad influence on me.
245
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,059
Okay, Bebop, Roc's downstairs.
The game's on. You all set?
246
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,409
Yeah, let's run it down
one more time.
247
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,890
Okay, I'll be downstairs with
Roc, right? Watching the game...
248
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,848
You come downstairs
and you say...
249
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,372
"Can somebody please
take me to the library?"
250
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,852
- Then you say...
- "Not me."
251
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,375
"I'm not movin'
from this seat."
252
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,116
Then Roc goes through
his whole routine...
253
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,857
"Joey, you're a worthless
brother, man.."
254
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,946
"You never do anything, man.."
Blah-blah-blah-blah.
255
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,861
Then he tells me
to take you to the library
256
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,168
and we're off
to the TLC concert. You all set?
257
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,560
- Yeah.
- Alright, ready?
258
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,345
- Ready.
- Break!
259
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,306
- Hey, Roc, how're you doing?
- Shut up.
260
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:31,054
- You want some potato chips?
- Why not? I paid for 'em.
261
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,535
That explains why I
never heard of that brand.
262
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,457
Can somebody please
take me to the library?
263
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,416
Not me. I'm not movin'
from this seat.
264
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,550
Okay, come on.
I'll take you.
265
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,555
Wa-Wait...
What about the ball game?
266
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,818
He just announced
it was rained out.
267
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,951
Come on, Sheila, let's go.
268
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,345
Yeah, yeah, man...
269
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,044
You go ahead and take her
'cause, pish, I'm tired.
270
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,917
Well, I can
understand that, Joey.
271
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,050
I mean you've put in
a full eight hours
272
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,791
of inhaling and exhaling.
273
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,971
I do plenty around here.
I eat breakfast, take a nap.
274
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:21,888
I eat lunch, take a nap.
I eat dinner and...
275
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,978
Look at that, it's nap-time.
276
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:29,373
Joey, get off that couch. You're
takin' Sheila to the library.
277
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,375
Any nappin' around here
is gonna be done
278
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,725
by the guy who has
a social security number...
279
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,466
...me!
280
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,120
Alright, but I need $10 for gas.
281
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,862
What? The library
ain't in Virginia. Here...
282
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,823
Here, take a five.
283
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,216
Alright, now I'll have me
a beer and start my relaxing
284
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,132
just make sure you stay
at the library and help her.
285
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,655
Don't worry, Mr. Emerson.
286
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,876
He'll be sittin' next to me
the whole time.
287
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,791
Section A, seats 2 and 3.
288
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,619
Mm-hmm.
289
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,708
Hey, sweetheart,
what're you up to?
290
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:04,060
Hey, Roc, baby, I was bakin'
some cookies for Sheila.
291
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,975
Oh, I thought that'd
cheer her up
292
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,021
since she's been mopin'
all around the house.
293
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,153
Yeah, her and Joey
just left for the library.
294
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,288
Oh, poor girl,
stuck at the library
295
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,857
on the day Joey was supposed
to take her to that concert.
296
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,771
Yeah, I know. That's the way
it goes, you know?
297
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,817
You break the rules
and you have to...
298
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,220
The concert's today?
299
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,266
- Yeah.
- Joey!
300
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,746
Joey!
301
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,968
Joey!
302
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,578
He tricked me!
303
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:50,759
It's like Eddie and the free
pizza all over again.
304
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,456
What're you talkin' about, Roc?
305
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,067
I can't believe
that brother of mine.
306
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,026
He sat right here
and put on this big act
307
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,680
like he didn't want to take
Sheila to the library.
308
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,597
Next thing you know, I'm sendin'
him out to the concert.
309
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,643
I even gave him
$5 to get gas.
310
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,822
Roc, baby, the tank was full.
311
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,827
Eleanor, when I see him
312
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,656
I'm gonna need
bail-money, alright?
313
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,405
Okay, thanks
for looking again. Yeah...
314
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,278
See? I told you. They never
even showed up at the library.
315
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,975
Well, you called it, Roc.
316
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,760
That does it. You know all those
cookies I baked for Sheila?
317
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,155
I'm gonna eat 'em
all myself.
318
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,158
So, geologically speaking,
the Pleistocene Era
319
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,855
was relatively recent, huh.
320
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,988
You mean the Mesozoic era
was millions of years
321
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,729
before the Pleistocene?
322
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,427
That's right. M before P,
that's how I always remember it.
323
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:54,344
Oh, so it sounds like you two
had a good day at the library.
324
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,956
Oh, yeah, we studied
geology, biology
325
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,001
you know, all the other
major "ologies"
326
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,872
Oh, that's good, Joey.
And I'm glad to see
327
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,354
you takin' an interest
in Sheila's school work.
328
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,356
So you were there
the whole time?
329
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,054
That's right.
Except for when we stepped out
330
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,185
to grab a bite to eat.
331
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,926
Oh, yeah?
Where'd you go?
332
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667
We went to that burger place
across the street.
333
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,017
Oh, is that right?
What'd you have?
334
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,888
- We had a burger, Roc.
- Mm-hmm...
335
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,197
Uh, with cheese?
336
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,372
Yeah.
337
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,460
Ketchup?
338
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,201
Yup.
339
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,725
- Onions?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:32,078
Did you have pickles, Joey?
341
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,558
I mean, did you have, you know,
pickles on your burger?
342
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,125
Did you have pickles, Joey?
343
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:42,523
I don't think your interest
in pickles is sincere, Roc.
344
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:46,005
- What's up?
- I'll tell you what's up, Joey.
345
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,138
I don't believe you two
ever went to the library.
346
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,792
And if you didn't go
to the library
347
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,621
then where could you have gone?
Hmm?
348
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,928
Let's see...
Could you have gone to--
349
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,062
Alright, we went
to the TLC concert.
350
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,542
Ah, Joey, you ruined it.
351
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:05,067
That was the big finish
he was workin' up to.
352
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,765
Young lady, I'll deal
with you in a minute.
353
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,811
Joey, you and I
have got a big problem.
354
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,552
Wait a minute, Roc, before you
get on your soap box
355
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,857
let me say somethin', okay.
356
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,772
You got the wrong idea
about raising kids.
357
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,818
Now, being her guardian
does not mean being her warden.
358
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:20,387
Oh, Sheila, look, Sheila,
I'm about to scream at Joey.
359
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:24,173
Would you mind
leaving the room, huh?
360
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,957
What the hell's the matter
with you, Joey?
361
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,481
Roc, the punishment
should fit the crime.
362
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,743
Now, you went too far by not
letting that girl
363
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,266
go to that concert.
364
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,008
Joey, I might be inclined to
agree with you
365
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,838
if you hadn't been
so childish, so irresponsible
366
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,622
and just plain stupid
367
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,277
and snuck her
out of the house.
368
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,496
I bet you put her
up to this.
369
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,280
I didn't. She came to me.
370
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,936
Joey, that's an all-time low for
you blaming an 11-year-old girl.
371
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,894
- Why don't you ask her then?
- Okay, alright, ask...
372
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,984
Sheila!
Sheila, get in here.
373
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,682
You know, I'm gonna tell you
what your friend
374
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,250
has been sayin' about you.
375
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,818
He said sneakin' out to the
concert was your idea.
376
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,692
- It was.
- Go back in the kitchen.
377
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,782
I don't care whose idea it was.
You shouldn't have helped her.
378
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,393
Joey, you can't let Sheila
break the rules
379
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,091
just because
you wanna be her friend.
380
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,571
Yeah, no, that's right. Come on,
Joey, we promised her father
381
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,965
before he went to prison that we
would raise her up right.
382
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,880
I'm just doin'
what I think he would want.
383
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,186
And I think I'm doin'
what he would want.
384
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,622
- Oh, you do, huh?
- Yes, I do.
385
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,798
You do, huh? Okay...
Sheila! Get in here.
386
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,804
Sheila, when your father
punished you
387
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:33,112
was he strict like me
or lenient like Joey?
388
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,636
- Lenient like Joey.
- Go back to the kitchen!
389
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,944
Now, listen...
390
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,080
I'm not a parent, you know...
So maybe...
391
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,430
Maybe I don't know
what I'm doin'.
392
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,825
But I do know one thing,
when I look out that door
393
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:54,437
I see drugs, gangs
and kids in trouble.
394
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,657
You know why
they're in trouble, Joey?
395
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,268
'Cause the government doesn't
give a damn, that's why.
396
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,619
And that thing called television
could care less about the images
397
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,578
of African-Americans
they put out there
398
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,362
for these youngsters
to emulate.
399
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,756
And there are some adults
who don't teach these kids
400
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,020
right from wrong. I mean,
kids need discipline, Joey.
401
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,848
More today than ever before.
402
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,110
Roc, I agree with you,
but sometimes
403
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,416
it works the other way.
404
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:17,895
That's what you don't
understand.
405
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,767
Sometimes you can be
so tough on these kids
406
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,551
you push 'em right into
all that bad stuff.
407
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,684
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, maybe so, Joey.
408
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,339
But once the punishment
has been set, all of the adults
409
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,383
have to stick with it.
410
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,994
You cannot let her manipulate us
411
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,867
and then play us
against each other.
412
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,695
Alright, maybe I made a mistake.
413
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,176
Yes you did. Now, the only way
she's gonna learn
414
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,221
is if we double
her punishment.
415
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:44,183
Two weeks in the house.
No phone, no friends over
416
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,621
no music, no TV...
Particularly that FOX network.
417
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,973
And guess what? You're the one
who's going to tell her.
418
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,844
Why me?
419
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,457
Well, it makes sense, son.
You're the weak link.
420
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,241
Alright, alright, fine.
I can be tough.
421
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,373
Come on, bring her on.
Bring her on.
422
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,809
- Okay, alright...
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,594
Alright, Sheila!
Sheila, get in here.
424
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,683
Do I have to keep coming
back and forth like this?
425
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,511
- It's making me dizzy.
- Mm.hmm.
426
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,165
Well, Sheila, your friend
has something to say to you.
427
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,689
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...
428
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,912
Alright, alright.. Look here,
Bebop, there something I--
429
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,480
No, no, no, no.
Use her real name.
430
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,613
You can't get tough
with them little cute nicknames.
431
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,706
Alright, Sheila Hendricks,
you did wrong
432
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,404
and you're gonna learn
your lesson, okay?
433
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,842
So for the next two weeks,
you'll stay in the house.
434
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,628
No phone, no music
and no friends.
435
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,326
Are we serious
about the friends?
436
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,937
And I'm serious
about the friends.
437
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,332
- Okay, Joey. Is that all?
- Yes. Now, you, uh...
438
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:50,510
What? Go to her room?
Go to your room.
439
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:54,296
Good. Hopefully, now,
Sheila has learned her lesson.
440
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,472
Mm-hmm, you know, we were
strict, you know what I mean
441
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,387
but if that's the only way we
can get through to her
442
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,649
that's the way it's gonna be.
443
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,912
Yeah, but there's no way
of knowin' that.
444
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,914
There's no way of knowin'
whether you did right
445
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,134
or if you had
any effect on her at all.
446
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,354
As a parent, the only thing
you can be sure of
447
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,181
is that you're gonna have
lots of worries
448
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,445
and make a bunch of mistakes.
449
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,229
Well, then what's the point
of havin' kids, pop?
450
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,363
I don't know.
451
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,582
Sufferin' builds character.
452
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,019
But there is a silver lining.
453
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:25,240
You can take comfort
in knowing that some day...
454
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,982
...your children are gonna have
to go through all this grief
455
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,158
with kids of their own.
456
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,292
Well, goodnight.
457
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:38,340
Ah, this has certainly been
a fun day for me.
458
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:58,142
Hello.
459
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,014
Sure, we filled out
the questionnaire
460
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,232
on President Clinton.
461
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:07,413
So the Democratic party wants
a donation from us?
462
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,852
Oh, sure. Like most over-taxed
working class families
463
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:15,421
we're just dying
to give our money away.
464
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:19,773
Tell you what, I'll give you a
$1000 when unemployment
465
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:23,429
drops to zero, when the homeless
have adequate housing
466
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:26,519
when there's a hospital bed
for everybody that needs one
467
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,738
and.. Hello...
468
00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:31,045
Hello?
469
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,960
Oh, they cut me off
before I could tell 'em
470
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,484
I think I'm Clinton's
long-lost brother.
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