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Okay, yeah, 'cause I...
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Oh, Roc, I don't know
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about eating in here.
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There seems to be
a awful amount of... smoke.
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Don't worry,
I'll take care of that.
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Hey, there's a pregnant
woman in here.
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Either you put 'em out
or I'll put 'em out.
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Yeah, I told you
I'd take care of that.
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Now, we could sit
down over here
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and have a nice quiet,
relaxing dinner. Hmm-hmm.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, Charlaine!
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'Bring Eleanor
some cottage cheese'
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and bring me anything
you got fried.
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And don't bother
serving it to us.
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When it's ready, I'll go in the
kitchen and I'll get it myself.
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You know, one of these days
sooner or later
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you gonna have to
leave her tip.
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Well, baby, I'll be
glad to leave a tip
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but apparently my nickel's
no good here.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Joey, you don't look so good.
What's wrong?
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Ahh, I had a bad week,
I blew two auditions
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and had to give up the gig
I had for Friday night.
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The club went country.
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You know, Confederate flags
make me nervous.
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Ahh, Joey, there'll be other
auditions and other club.
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Yeah, I know, but lately,
I haven't been able
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to get a gig
to save my life.
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I mean, at this rate,
I'd be, I'd be playing
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for pocket change
down at the harbor.
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Listen, listen.
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I hear... they give
you more money
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if they think
you're blind.
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Well...
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...at this rate,
it can't get much worse.
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I'm gettin' a drink.
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Hey, Charlaine!
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Lemme have a cold one please.
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Is this cold enough?
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No.
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Say, it's a what?
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You tab is too high, Joey.
I'm cutting you off.
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Can anybody give me a ride
down to the harbor?
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future so it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh ohh ohh oh ohh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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Charlaine has got to
be out of her mind, man.
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Look at this, there's no way
I could run up a tab
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this high, man.
There's got to be mistake.
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Hey, Eleanor.
How you doing, baby?
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- Pregnant.
- Here you go.
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- Roc, here's your food.
- Alright. Thank you.
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Alright now. Where's my tip?
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You know, umm...
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Ha-haa! I just love
doing that to him.
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Hey, hey, uh, uh, Charlaine.
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Look, uh, I-I got this gig
coming up.
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It's gonna take care of
everything, alright.
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So, why don't you just
let me run this tab
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just a little bit long, okay?
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Joey, when you started this tab
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Madonna was just Jesus's mother.
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Now, I want my money in full.
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Come on, Charlaine.
Give me a break, please.
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Alright, fine. I'm
gonna give you a break.
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Now, I could use
a bartender.
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I'll let you
work it off.
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You can tend bar?
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Yeah, I could do that.
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I could also tease
a pit-bull, but I won't.
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Look, I'll let you work
it off from your salary.
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Okay? I'll even let
you keep your tips.
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Now, you better take this job
while I'm still in a good mood.
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Joey...
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That sound like real
good offer to me.
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I mean, it's about time you
started paying off your debts.
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Yes, she's right, Joey,
I mean, soon or late
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you gotta stop pulling
your own weight, you know.
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I can't support you forever.
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Look, look, look, Roc,
I was not put on this earth
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to do minion labour.
I'm an accomplished musician.
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Yeah, well, the only tune
you've been playing lately is
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"Bother can you spare a dime."
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Look, Roc, I don't need
this job to make money.
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I'm up for a gig
at the Bluemoon cafe
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and I'm sure I'm gonna get it.
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As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
call Bluemoon cafe right now.
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See, Roc, I'm not a bartender.
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I play trumpet
at the Bluemoon cafe.
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Hey, you're looking at
the new trumpet player
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at the Bluemoon cafe.
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Alright. Drinks on me.
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Joey.
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I really think you
should take this job.
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No, no, no, no, no way,
now way. Look at this.
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I got a sure thing.
Look at this.
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In the seventh race,
I got a horse.
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I got the horse playing here.
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The horse's name
is Manny's Pride.
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- Manny's Pride?
- Yeah.
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Didn't you hear? He dropped dead
during this morning's workout.
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And his dying words were,
"Joey, get a job."
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Alright... alright,
I'll take the job.
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I knew it. Here, babe.
Get to work.
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Woah, Joey, Joey, Joey.
I'm proud of you.
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Hey, let me be the first one
to say, "Get me a beer."
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Ohh, Joey, You're gonna look
so cute in that little apron.
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Yeah, yeah. Just kick
a man when he's dying.
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Why don't y'all go down the race
track and kick Manny's Pride
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while you're at it.
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Alright, alright,
we got a new sheriff in town.
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Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
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- Joey Emerson.
- What? What?
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This is great. We've got
ourselves a musician bartender.
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Hey, won't you play us some
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pretty on that job,
pickled pig feet.
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You know something, Hewlett,
I'm really impressed.
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First time I ever heard you put
a whole sentence together.
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Yeah, man, you got that whole
subject and verb thing working.
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Joey, you're so funny.
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Sharon, girl get over here.
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This guy is really cute.
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Well, if you all
think I'm cute now
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just wait till I
put on my little apron.
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Roc, Roc, are you ready?
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We gonna be late
for the movie.
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Alright, alright, alright,
alright, here, here.
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I'll hide the sodas in my-in my
coat pocket, right?
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And you, uh, you,
you hide the popcorn...
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You hide the popcorn
under your clothes, right.
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If anybody asks, tell
'em you carrying twins.
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Son, why don't you put some
butter in your shirt pocket?
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It should be melted by
the time you get there.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- What's up?
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Mr. and Mrs. Emerson,
can Erika spend the night?
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Her parents said it was okay.
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I don't see why not!
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Hm-mmm.
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Mmmm, I love that perfume.
It smells like popcorn.
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Yes, thank you.
My husband gave it to me.
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Hey, wait a second.
You two are going out.
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Are you asking me to spend
my night minding these kids?
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Oh, come on, pop. We'll be
home before you know it.
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It is not my idea
of a fun evening
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babysitting a couple of
angle biters, who, you know
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think that good music is...
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♪ Womp is it here?
Womp is it here? ♪
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Actually, it's
"Whoomp, there it is."
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♪ Whoomp there it is ♪
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♪ Whoomp there it is ♪
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Please don't leave me.
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Daddy, we're sorry,
but we have to get going.
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Roc and I might have to
drive around for a while
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until he find meter
with some time left on.
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Now, you didn't have to say that
in front
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of them children, Eleanor.
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Alright, you two.
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Don't make any mischief,
now I may look old
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but I'm still as agile I was
when I played third base
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for the Baltimore Elite Giants.
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You told me last week you played
for the Kansas City Monarchs.
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I moved around a lot.
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That was the first free ageing.
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Now, you two be quiet.
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I'm gonna watch television
and that's all is to that.
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That's cool. Channel 13
is running music video.
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Listen to that.
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They take part of a great old
R and B record
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and rap over it
and act like it's theirs.
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How do they get
away with that?
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It's called sampling.
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Oh, I see, uh...
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So, you tellin' me
that Bonnie and Clyde
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were just sampling from banks?
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Well, I don't know.
Sounds pretty good to me.
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Oh, those boys can't sing
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but they call themselves
musicians.
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Well, huh, I don't know
a heart from the lungs
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I guess that makes me a doctor.
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- It takes a lot to be a rapper.
- Yeah.
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I mean, you have to know
how to scratch records.
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- Not just anybody can do that.
- Unh-unh!
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- Am I right?
- You're right.
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Uh, well, we'll
see about that.
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Here, watch this.
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Yeah, rap master
Andrew is in the home.
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You mean, you're in the house.
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Yeah, and I'm not too
happy about it either.
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♪ Rapping is stupid
rapping is stupid ♪
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♪ Rap rap rap rap
rapping is stupid ♪
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♪ Rapping is stupid
rapping is stupid ♪
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♪ Go grandpa go get it ♪
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♪ Get busy ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ Hey yay-yay hey hey ♪
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Ohh, you kids would dance
to a garbage disposer.
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So Dizzy Gillespie
looks me dead
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in my eye and he says
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"Son, you're gonna be
the greatest
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trumpet player that ever lived".
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Joey, is that story true?
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That is absolutely true
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except it was Dizzy Gillespie
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it was my mother.
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Roc, no. Roc, you shouldn't have
made all that fuss at the movie.
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Yeah, but they lied in the end.
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Roc, they didn't lie.
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When the theater says,
they give you a free soda
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with a large popcorn, they mean
it has to be their popcorn.
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Ohh, Joey, Joey, Joey.
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- You better kick me out.
- What?
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Why can't I hold onto a woman?
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00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,857
Listen, Hewlett, let me tell you
something about women.
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Women are emotional,
they're moody
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and they do not know
what they want.
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So, no matter what is an
impossible situation
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or may be the problem
is you're driving
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a red Nova with a green door.
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00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:58,005
Now, Joey, that Nova has taken
you to track a few times.
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Yes, and I have pushed
that Nova back from the track.
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Roc!
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- Hey, you look...
- Hey, Joey.
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- Make me another Joey kamikaze.
- Uh-oh!
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Get ready for another
Joey kamikaze.
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Man, you're going
to see me juggle.
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Alright, for your kamikaze
entertainment
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00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,416
we'll juggle a lime
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a shot glass and a chainsaw.
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00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:26,120
Oops, we're out of chainsaws.
I have to juggle another lime.
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Alright, guys!
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Here we go.
You all ready. Here we go.
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Watch me break it down.
240
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:35,825
Watch me break it down.
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Watch me break it down.
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Watch me break it down.
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Ohh!
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00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,833
Joey, that is amazing.
245
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,921
How come you never do
246
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,227
stuff like this at home?
247
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,798
Mmm, 'cause sometimes
that happens.
248
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,584
That's it. Show's over.
Thank you.
249
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,804
Eleanor, do you see
what's going on here?
250
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,631
I mean, Joey is making
people laugh
251
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,416
and they're tipping him for it.
252
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,635
And look at him. He's smiling
and having a good time.
253
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,551
I think he's actually found
a job that he likes.
254
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,380
Oh, Roc, you really are
happy for him, aren't you?
255
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,208
- Hell no. I'm happy for me.
- Oh!
256
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,125
I mean, it means, I don't have
to support him anymore.
257
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,301
I mean, I mean, just think
of it, he's gonna move out
258
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,000
of the house, Eleanor. I mean,
we're free, we're free at last.
259
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,697
Thank God, almighty,
we're free at last.
260
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,658
Roc, now look.
261
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,530
I want you to stop
thinking about your wallet
262
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,619
for just a second, may be
you should be going over there
263
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,664
and telling Joey
just how proud you are.
264
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,840
Yeah, yeah,
that-that's a good idea.
265
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,493
While I'm at it, I'll ask him
266
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,540
how many boxes he needs
to get his stuff together.
267
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,586
Hey, look, Joey, I want you to
know how proud I am of you
268
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,458
for holding down the job.
269
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,504
You're like the brother
I never had. I mean...
270
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,289
I mean, Joey, look at this.
You know what I mean?
271
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,161
Joey, I mean you were born
to be a bartender, man.
272
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,860
You're great at it and I mean,
you obviously love doing it.
273
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,427
Love, Roc? I don't know if love
is the word that I would use.
274
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,603
I think the word that I would
use the best to describe
275
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,476
my feelings for
this job is... hate.
276
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,826
I really hate this job,
I'm talking about a deep
277
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,437
bitter hate, the kind
that makes your blood hot
278
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,787
and makes your skin crawl.
279
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,353
The kind you got to bed
with tonight
280
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,703
and you wake up with in the
morning, it's still there
281
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,532
eating away at you,
gnawing at you like, like
282
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,100
little red ants on roadkill.
283
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,976
But other than that, things
are pretty good, huh?
284
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,851
Here you go, bossman.
285
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,593
Alright.
286
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,030
Oww! And that was
a slam dunk there.
287
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,815
Eh, eh, eh, Michael Jordan,
you take a few points
288
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,338
from this brother here, huh!
289
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,296
Hey, Joey. What do you
mean you hate this job?
290
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,212
I mean, look. You're
a life of the party.
291
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,606
Roc, people say I'm
the life of the party
292
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,260
just because I tell
a joke or two.
293
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,395
Although, I maybe laughing
loud and hearty
294
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,050
deep inside I'm blue.
295
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,184
So, Roc, take a good look
at my face.
296
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,232
You'll see my smile
looks out of place.
297
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,930
And if you look closer,
it's easy to trace
298
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,279
the tracks of my tears.
299
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,806
Ahh, come on, Joey.
What are you sayin'?
300
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,330
I'm saying Smokey Robinson
must've been a bartender, Roc.
301
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,421
I'm doing this, this is an act,
Roc. I'm just doing
302
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,206
this to-to make tips.
303
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:22,165
But Joey, whatever it is you're
doing, you're really good at it.
304
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,906
Oh, yeah, I must be. Yeah.
305
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,126
Boss just told me to watch the
place while she was out of town.
306
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,824
There you go. And the boss
has confidence in you.
307
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,521
I don't care
what this boss thinks.
308
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:31,958
I don't care if she ever lets me
back in this joint again.
309
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,568
I'm gonna quit.
310
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,787
Wa-wait, wait a minute now,
Joey. Hold on, now.
311
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,311
You're great at this job.
312
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,356
I mean, look at that tip job.
313
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,836
Look at all the money
you're making, Joe.
314
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,620
I mean, you're,
you're almost like a
315
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,884
a-a regular,
normal, working guy.
316
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,061
Hey, hey, hey, Roc.
You ain't gonna get nasty.
317
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:51,107
I mean, Joey. Haven't you
figured it out by now?
318
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,717
Figured out what?
It is alright to be
319
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,241
miserable as long
as you makin' a livin'?
320
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,287
Yes. Thank you.
You got it.
321
00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,421
I mean, life is not all about
feeling good all the time.
322
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,858
I mean, it's about
hard work and putting up
323
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,991
with a lot of crap
just to survive.
324
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,864
Roc, stop, honey.
You're depressing me.
325
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,997
Now, if Joey really
hates the job this much
326
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,302
maybe he should quit.
327
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,130
Yes. I do hate it.
That's what I'm saying.
328
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,566
This ain't me look, look it
329
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,481
doesn't even feel right,
you know.
330
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,832
Well, then do somethin' to fix
it, so it does feel right.
331
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,793
I mean, do you think
when I first got my job
332
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,447
as a garbage man
333
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,189
it was perfect for me?
334
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,366
- Many of us felt so, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:37,284
Well, it wasn't. But I found a
way to make my job more fun.
336
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:43,159
Oh, I'll never forget the day
I brought home my first perk.
337
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:47,163
A perfectly good
lawn mower blade.
338
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,079
And he tried to turn
it into a ceiling fan.
339
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,300
See, what I'm telling you is
340
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,999
find a way to make
the job fun for you, Joey.
341
00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,046
Find a way to make this
place somewhere you really
342
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,743
wanna come to every night.
343
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,571
I mean, put your
personality into it.
344
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,400
I mean, Charlaine's grateful
for the business you brought in.
345
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,837
You know, I'm sure she'll be
willing to let you do that.
346
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,795
Make it fun?
Ahh, I don't know.
347
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,102
It's not gonna be easy, Roc.
348
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,495
Well, you better try, Joey,
because I ain't
349
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,236
supporting you
all your life.
350
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,064
Well, what if you found
a way to make
351
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,196
support me more fun than-than...
352
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,418
Alright, alright, alright,
alright. I'll do it. I'll do it.
353
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,073
Ah, good.
354
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,642
So, I'm sitting with
Jesse Jackson and I say to him
355
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,645
"Eh, Jesse, I'm just
gonna throw this out.
356
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,952
"I know it must be a crazy idea.
357
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,955
But when you're making
your speeches, try rhyming."
358
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,480
- Hey.
- Hey, you all.
359
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,395
Where have you been?
360
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,745
What are you girls
still doing up?
361
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,747
Oh, that's my fault, Eleanor.
362
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,010
Oh, these little ones
just couldn't
363
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,750
get enough
of my stories.
364
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,057
They didn't know
that George Washington Carver
365
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,277
was such a practical joker.
366
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,975
Yeah, daddy,
but it's so late.
367
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,238
Oh, okay, but just
one more story.
368
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,240
Lemme tell you about the time
I was arm wrestling
369
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,981
with, uh, Dr. Ralph Bunche.
370
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,114
- I'm going to bed, babe.
- Goodnight.
371
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,856
- Can we go too? Please.
- Of course, you can.
372
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,337
Sheila, I'm never spending night
over here again.
373
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,125
- Daddy.
- Yeah.
374
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,691
Please, don't take this
the wrong way
375
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:24,173
but not everybody enjoys
your stories the way you do.
376
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,221
Hmm. I know.
Worked like a charm.
377
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,049
Oh, daddy.
378
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,447
Wow!
379
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,841
Hey, excuse me. Oh, excuse me.
Move, we got more customers...
380
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,104
Baby, how you doing?
Baby, hey. Alright.
381
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:46,630
My man, my man. Anthony,
Marcus, come on in, come on in.
382
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,502
Welcome to Charlaine's
after-hours gaming club
383
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,592
where even losing
is a pleasure.
384
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,376
Alright, what have we got here,
baby? Hey, hey, hey.
385
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,117
Split them up, split them up.
Double down on them now.
386
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,814
That man's showing a six.
There you go, get it.
387
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,294
Get all the money you can.
388
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,035
- Ain't he great?
- Yes, I am.
389
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,863
Now my advice is free,
but I can use it for...
390
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,083
Thank you very much.
391
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,475
How we doing over here?
Everybody happy?
392
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,825
I'm down a bundle,
but I'm having a good time.
393
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,436
Good man, good man.
394
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,526
Guys like you made
Vegas what it is today.
395
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,832
I won! I won!
Give me my money.
396
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:15,964
- Six to hard way.
- Yes.
397
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,357
Hey-hey-hey, you know what?
398
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,706
You know it's customary
for the winner
399
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,838
to buy everybody a round
of chicken wings here.
400
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,145
Well, order me up some.
401
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,669
Janette, hey, hey, hey, let's
get a round of chicken wings
402
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,976
for the crap table over here
and uh, uh, use the good oil
403
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,717
this time, baby drain them,
alright. Okay.
404
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,416
So, what was yesterday's number,
Green?
405
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,419
245. What can I do for tomorrow?
406
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,726
Uhh, Eva, what time
am I supposed to
407
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:39,901
pick you up
for our date Friday?
408
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,730
- 7:30.
- Give me 8:15.
409
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,210
- But she says 7:30.
- I know.
410
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,907
I'm usually 45 minutes late.
411
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,563
And increased demand
is fresh blood. Listen to this.
412
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,955
Baby, we got all
this people coming in
413
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,566
we've to put the table
in the bathroom.
414
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,308
Alright, alright. Get your money
out, put your shirt on.
415
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:58,006
Joey, what is the door
doing locked?
416
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,008
What the hell is this?
417
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,662
Blackjacks, craps, poker...
418
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,838
Man, you don't made
my bar into a casino.
419
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,101
Uh, no, no. I wouldn't say
that, I mean, I don't have
420
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,016
any slot machines, and
any water down to drink.
421
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,931
Are you out of your mind?
422
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,628
Listen, listen, I know you're
upset but we're making
423
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,847
money, Charlaine. I get chicken
wings flying outta here.
424
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,154
Joey, I could lose
my license for this.
425
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,851
They could shut me down here.
426
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,113
I don't think that's gonna
happen, Charlaine.
427
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,636
Look, man. Get out of my way.
428
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,161
Everybody, listen up.
Listen up, everybody.
429
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,553
I said, shut up!
430
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,861
Thank you.
431
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:30,734
Now, listen. Charlaine's
is closed for gambling. Now.
432
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,607
Now and forever.
Come on, let's go.
433
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,435
Look now, honey. Now you look.
You ain't got to go home.
434
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,350
But y'all get the hell
outta here. Come on.
435
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,135
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait.
You can't close.
436
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,832
I need a chance
to make my money back.
437
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,921
Man, I'm giving you a chance
to get outta here without
438
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,054
putting my shoe in
your butt. Now, let's go.
439
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,449
Come on.
440
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,190
Joey, what is
wrong with you?
441
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,192
This is illegal.
What is wrong with you?
442
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,715
Charlaine, I know you're upset.
443
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,456
I was just trying to make
you a little money
444
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,545
and I was trying to have
a little fun on the job.
445
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,677
Well, let me have
a little fun on the job.
446
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,071
You're fired.
447
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,855
- You serious?
- Yeah, baby, listen.
448
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:08,207
You're not cut out to be
a bartender at all.
449
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,820
Thank you.
450
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,648
- What?
- Thank you.
451
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,700
- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Roc. What you doing up?
452
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,181
Eleanor wanted ice pack.
What are you doing up?
453
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,531
- Celebrating.
- Yeah, I know.
454
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,316
Feels good to have
a job, doesn't it?
455
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,622
Yup, and it feels even better
not to have a job.
456
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,018
Hmm, no, no,
no, no, you didn't.
457
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,020
- Mnm-mnm.
- No, I didn't, Roc.
458
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,804
- She fired me.
- Why?
459
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,719
Roc, I took your advice,
you told me to have
460
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,505
more fun on the job. I did
it the only way I know how.
461
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,941
By gambling with my friends.
462
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,986
Gambling in Charlaine's?
463
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,598
What the hell
were you thinking?
464
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,949
I was thinkin',
"I like to gamble."
465
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,995
Damn it, Joey. I thought you
were smarter than that.
466
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,476
Roc, this has got nothing
to do with smart or stupid.
467
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,565
I am what I am. And I'm
gonna do what I'm gonna do.
468
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,175
Yeah, well, that's
gonna have to change.
469
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,916
Roc, it's never gonna change.
You ought to know that.
470
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,092
Come on, Roc. I'm never gonna be
a 9:00 to 5:00 guy like you.
471
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,703
So, why don't you
just accept that--
472
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,400
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah...
473
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,272
What are you telling me?
You never will have a job?
474
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,925
You never gonna have
a regular paycheck?
475
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,101
I'm supposed to support you
for the rest of my life?
476
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,539
No, Roc. Look, think
of it as bettin' on me, okay?
477
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,454
Now I don't know where
and I don't know how
478
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,325
but someday being me
is gonna pay off.
479
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,762
And when it does, Roc, it'll be
my turn to take care of you.
480
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:29,026
Yeah, what if that day
never comes?
481
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,376
That's why they
call it gambling.
482
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,553
Okay, you know something,
Joey, you know, I-I...
483
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,077
I don't buy anything
you just said.
484
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,644
I'll tell you
another thing too.
485
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,863
If you do happen to make it big,
you know what I mean
486
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,344
then, you don't know, look,
look, I'm gonna quit my job
487
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,781
you know, you will buy me
a big house, a big car
488
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,174
and then, I'll be able
to eat all your food.
489
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,697
Fine. Whatever you say, Roc.
490
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,917
And then, I think I'll
take this for deposit.
491
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,267
Hey, hey, hey!
492
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,008
Hey, hey, hey, Roc.
Good playing.
493
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,231
Shhh! Shhh!
494
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:02,973
Good, he's taking a nap.
495
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,896
Oh, girls.
496
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,811
What a wonderful surprise.
497
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,031
'Ah, did I ever tell you
about the time'
498
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,685
'Shirley Chisholm
and Barbara Jordan'
499
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,948
had a fight over me?
500
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,471
Run!
501
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,348
Now, that's what
I call babysitting.
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