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Eleanor, I got something
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for the baby
and you're gonna love it.
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- Oh, where?
- It's right here.
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It's a crib.
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All it needs is a little sanding
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and a little paint.
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Look more like it need a little
gasoline and a little match.
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Oh, come on, Eleanor.
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Roc, I don't want
our baby sleeping
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in someone else's garbage.
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Hey! Wait a minute. What kind of
father do you think I am?
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This isn't trash! A lady on
my roof was going to sell it.
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But I talked her in to giving it
to me instead. Huh!
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This is genuine yard sale
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quality merchandise.
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You mean it's garbage that
hasn't made it to the curb yet.
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Oh, come on, Eleanor.
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Roc, no perks for our baby now.
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Hey, what's wrong with perks?
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May I remind you,
our child started out
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on this perk right here.
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Hmm, you like that, huh?
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Ooh!
No the baby kicking.
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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- You know, sweetheart.
- Mmm?
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It's gonna be kind of strange
you know...
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...with the kid in the room
when, uh...
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...you know we, we wanna be you
know romantic.
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Don't worry about it, Roc.
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As tired as I'll be after
this bowling ball
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rolls out of me,
we'll have to put romance
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on hold for a while.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Whoa! Whoa-whoa!
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Wha-wha-wha-what do you mean
a while?
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I mean, you mean a while
on a watch
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or a while on a calendar?
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Let's put it this way.
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When the time come,
you gonna be good and ready.
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Ohh ♪ Oh ohh ohh oh ohh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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'Hey, baby.'
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Hey, Eleanor, listen.
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I've got the perfect
night planned.
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We'll go to that sea food place.
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If we hurry, we can catch
the free fried clams.
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Then a movie
at the 99 cent cinema.
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A whole night of fun, I won't
even have to break a five.
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I don't know, Roc.
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I'm so tired these days.
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Honey, let's just stay home.
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That way you don't even have
to break a one.
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Okay, baby.
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Maybe you're too tired you know
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to have a whole night out.
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But we can still go
to the movies, right?
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Oh, no movies, Roc.
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I'm so big, it's just not fun.
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Last time when I went
to go get some popcorn...
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...that little boy pointed at me
and shouted, "Free Willy!"
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Oh!
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Okay, Willy.
Okay, okay, honey.
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Look, no problem,
no problem, Baby.
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Look, I'll get some take out,
we'll rent a video
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you know, I feel like,
uh, watching
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something with a lot of action
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like, uh, "Die Hard 2,"
"Aliens 3."
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Well, I don't know, like, I
wanna see this video that I got.
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It shows women
actually going through
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the experience of giving birth.
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You're sure, y-y-y-you're
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you're sure
that isn't "Aliens 3"?
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Roc, you don't have to watch
this tape at all
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if you don't want to.
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Okay, okay, alright.
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You know, chickens, chickens
have the right idea, you know.
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They just-they just lay eggs.
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Hey, pop, hey there.
What you-what you guys doing?
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Ah, we're making
my special corn bread.
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It's for the surprise
baby shower
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Eleanor's friends
are giving her.
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Now...
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...the most important ingredient
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is a big spoon full of
pure mouth watering fat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Pure mouth watering,
artery clogging
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heart stopping,
911 calling fat.
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I'll have you know
my Great Aunt
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ate like this every day
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and she lived to be 82.
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Well, did you ever stop
to think that
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maybe if she'd eaten less that,
she might've lived to be a 100?
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Mmm, I doubt it,
she got hit by a bus
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crossing the street
to get some bacon.
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Ah, uh, Sheila would you-would
you mind
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if I talked to pop privately
for a minute, please?
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Mmm, sure.
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And you know what else
will go well
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with your corn bread,
Mr. Emerson?
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What?
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A nice healthy pack of
cigarettes.
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You!
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What's on your mind, son?
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Ah, pop, something's
bothering me, you know
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but I-I can't talk about it
with Eleanor
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because it'll-it'll upset her.
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- Well, what is it?
- Oh, it's about the baby.
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Now don't get me wrong, pop,
you know
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I really wanna be a father,
you know
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but now that the baby's
almost here, you know I mean...
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...you know, papa.
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I don't like what I'm feeling.
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Well, what's the matter, son?
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Well, I mean you know,
the baby isn't even born yet.
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You know what, already
it's changing things.
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Like, you like tonight
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I wanted to go out
with Eleanor you know
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and have a good time,
but she couldn't.
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You know
and it'll probably get worse
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you know, when the,
once the baby comes
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and I just, I guess
I'm just afraid, you know
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this kid is gonna change my life
a lot more than I thought.
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Well, now I understand
where you're coming from.
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Hell, having kids is both
a blessing and a curse.
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When you and Joey were little
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oh, there was fighting and
screaming and toys everywhere.
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Ah, your mother and I never
got a moments peace.
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Hey, pop, if I didn't
know better
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I think you stayed working
on the railroad
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all that time just
to get away from us.
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No!
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There was a neighbor
who was bothering me too.
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Oh.
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Oh, come on, pop.
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I know, son.
I'm just playing with you.
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You and Joey were a joy.
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Ah! At least that's what your
mother said in her letters.
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Hey, come on, pop,
will you be serious now?
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And I really need you
to tell me, you know
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how things are gonna be for me
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you know after-after
this baby comes.
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- You really wanna know?
- Yeah.
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Son, let me explain to you
how life works.
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You meet a girl
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you fall in love
and you get married.
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Then the babies start coming.
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She's busy taking care of them
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and you working your tail off
supporting them.
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Meanwhile, you're getting older,
you're slower.
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You're shorter
and you always want a sweater.
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And finally the kids leave home
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and you're alone again
with the woman you love.
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But you're too broken down
to do anything about it.
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All you can do is... sit around
and talk about
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whether or not you should buy
one of those beds
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that helps you sit up.
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That's it?
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- You want more?
- No, no, no, no, no, pop.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What's all this for?
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Joey, Eleanor's baby shower
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is going on down at Marie's.
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So, I've got the house all
to myself for poker.
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You know, Joey, I've been so
busy getting ready for the baby
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it's nice to get away from it
for a night.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I like getting away
from my babies for a night.
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Well, count me in.
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So, uh...
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...you wanna be
in this game, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, I want you to get a job
and move out.
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So it looks like neither one of
us is gonna get what he wants.
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Come on, Roc.
Why.. How come I can't play?
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Because you're broken,
I'm not lending you the money.
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I won't need your money. I got
something better than money.
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Look at this.
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"Joey Emerson,
certified I owe you."
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Well, you know something, Joey,
you can forget that.
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I still have some of those
written in crayon.
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Now if you wanna play with us,
you're gonna need real money.
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Roc, real money comes
from the government
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which has a debt of
four trillion.
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Now, these "I owe you's" comes
from me
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who owes you what like $200, right?
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You get your money faster
from me
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than the Japanese will get
theirs from Washington.
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So you picked up a newspaper.
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Mm-hmm, you're still not
playing.
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Come on, man.
This ain't right.
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- How's--
- Hey, hey, hey! How you doing?
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Alright, let's get started.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Look, look.
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Why don't-why don't you guys
just pull out
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all your money right now
and give it to me
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and save yourselves the pain of
losing it bit by bit.
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Roc, Roc, Roc,
tonight's the night
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your lucky streak comes
to an end.
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Oh, yeah, I heard that,
I heard that.
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Come on, over here, let's
separate the men from the boys.
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He's playing? No, no, no, no,
no. No, no...
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Hey, no, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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I don't know how he got
in that chair, I swear.
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But I'll get him up.
Get up, Joey.
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- Get up.
- What's the matter with 'em?
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My money's not good enough
for y'all?
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You never have any. You so broke
there's a echo in your pocket.
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Joey. Why don't you just be
reasonable?
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You don't want us
to throw you out?
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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I enjoy throwing him out.
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- Get out, Joey.
- Right, alright, alright, fine.
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I'm not gonna play with y'all. I
got friends of my own, you know.
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Hey, hey, pop.
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Let's get down to business.
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- We got you five card draw.
- Okay.
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Deuces while take the toll.
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Okay, you know, look after weeks
of baby talk
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I mean, it's good to hear
the sound of cards shuffling
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and beer cans popping over.
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Hey, Roc, so tell me.
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After your baby is born,
you're still
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going to play poker with us?
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Of course, I am, Carlos.
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Nothing's gonna change.
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Isn't that what the Indians
said around 1492?
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Hey, wait, now you guys
can't tell me
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I'm never gonna have time
to myself now.
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Oh, come on, Carlos.
You've-you've got four kids.
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You're here playing poker.
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Hey, Roc, it's not that easy, bro.
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You know that every time
I come home late
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from playing poker with you guys
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I gotta come up with a story
about where I was.
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Which reminds me,
I need one for tonight.
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Why don't you just tell her,
tell her you had to work late.
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Sly, I teach the first grade.
247
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:59,789
At that level there aren't
a lot of night classes.
248
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,573
Wait, wait a minute,
you're saying your wife
249
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,227
won't let you play
poker anymore?
250
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,620
No, no, no, Roc, see, look.
251
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,926
Once you have kids
252
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,319
your wife wants you at home
with her.
253
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,105
I'm talking about changing
diapers, washing bottles
254
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,454
getting up in the middle
of the night.
255
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,326
You know sharing in the joys
of parenthood.
256
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,201
I know what y'all are doing see.
257
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,639
Damn, you're scared of losing, right?
258
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,249
So you're trying to get my mind
off the game.
259
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,903
- No! No-no-no-no.
- Yeah.
260
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,644
But it's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work now.
261
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:29,950
Because I'm feeling
lucky tonight.
262
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,821
- Oh, no.
- This is my night.
263
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:34,215
This is my night, you watch.
Hey!
264
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,304
Hey, Roc. Marie's kid got sick.
265
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,393
So we have to move Eleanor's
baby shower over here.
266
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,351
Oh, Norma, shower?
We were playing poker here.
267
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,136
Well good, they can help me put
up the decorations.
268
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,138
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Look, look, look.
269
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,530
We don't have
a lot of time.
270
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,793
Eleanor would be here real soon.
271
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,838
But I'm feeling lucky tonight.
272
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,231
Sorry, guys, need to use
this table.
273
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:51,493
- Oh wow, hold on!
- Wait a minute.
274
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,103
We're in the middle of a hand...
275
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,409
Yeah, you-you just can't,
you can't come in here
276
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,541
messing up a game.
I have four aces.
277
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,108
- I fold.
- Hey, I'm out.
278
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,153
I'm out.
279
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,157
Wha-what do you mean
we can't play here?
280
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,549
Tonight's my poker night.
281
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:05,986
Couldn't you have
the shower tomorrow?
282
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,335
Roc, half the women
in the neighborhood
283
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,640
are on their way over here.
284
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,816
Now if you wanna tell them no
285
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,252
just put your good suit on now
286
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,862
so we don't have to struggle
getting you into it
287
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,082
after they kill you.
288
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,388
I was looking forward to this
poker game all week.
289
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,086
Roc...
290
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,914
You can play poker anytime.
291
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,960
But you're only gonna have
this baby once.
292
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,528
I know that.
293
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,486
Can't you play poker
on the kitchen table?
294
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,879
No, no, no, actually we need
295
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,315
that kitchen table
for our party food.
296
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:34,014
Well, then where are we supposed
to play poker?
297
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,712
Well, you can use this table.
298
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,149
Just wipe it off and put the
ribbon back on when you're done.
299
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,631
Damn, Roc.
300
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764
Last time I sat at a table
this small
301
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,070
it was thanksgiving 1965.
302
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,509
Well, well, well, well.
303
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,164
Look at the big macho men
playing poker
304
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,210
on a little tiny baby table.
305
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,040
Look like a kindergarten casino, eh?
306
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,172
Yeah, shut up, Joey.
307
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,783
Oh, sounds like some little
mister's
308
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,262
ready for the naptime.
309
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,052
Yeah, I thought you were gone.
310
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,531
Well, I was but I heard about
the shower messing up
311
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,229
your poker game,
I thought to myself
312
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,535
"Man, that's terrible, man,
Roc's game is messed up.
313
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,015
"He's in a nasty mood.
314
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,322
And I'm not there to see it."
315
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,890
Yeah, now that you've seen it,
why don't you get out?
316
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,153
You know, Roc, maybe you
wouldn't be so grumpy
317
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,677
if you could stretch your legs
out a little bit.
318
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,158
Y-y-y-y-you keep playing
with me here Joey, alright.
319
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,248
Mm, mmm. Hey, Roc. Pop's
cornbread is delicious, man.
320
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,119
- You gotta try a little.
- Well, I don't want it.
321
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,382
No try. It's the best he ever
made, man. Here, here, try it.
322
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,734
Get that cornbread
out of your mouth.
323
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,258
I didn't make that for you.
324
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,825
I tried to stop him, pop,
he overpowered me.
325
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,000
Joey, I'm gonna kill you.
326
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,479
Roc.
327
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,351
I got these pamphlets
from school.
328
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,657
And we're learning
that heart disease is a big
329
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,834
problem among African-Americans.
330
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,532
And Blacks are far less likely
than whites to receive
331
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,056
the most advanced
medical procedures.
332
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,710
But we can reduce our risk
333
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,452
if we stay away
from saturated fats.
334
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,149
You know like the kind
you find in, uh
335
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:10,850
fried foods, fatty meats,
corn bread.
336
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,592
What's wrong?
337
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:19,032
Ah, I forgot the butter.
338
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,381
Quite, everybody,
Eleanor's coming.
339
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,388
Tellin' you I would be so happy
when Ethan is that new nurse--
340
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,390
Surprise!
341
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:35,831
Either somebody just got hit
by a bus or my wife is home.
342
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,618
I am sitting at a kid's table
listening to people screaming
343
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,098
not making much money.
344
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,361
This is just like teaching.
345
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,929
- Roc.
- H-hey.
346
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,844
Baby, they threw me a shower.
347
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,064
Yeah, I heard, I heard.
348
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,023
Oh, honey, your poker game is
tonight, I'm sorry.
349
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,460
Oh, sweetheart,
don't worry about that.
350
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,549
I can play poker anytime.
351
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,552
But we're only gonna have
this baby once.
352
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,858
That's good, Roc.
353
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,904
I hardly saw Eleanor's lips
move.
354
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,037
Come on in here, Eleanor.
355
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,386
We got food and presents
waiting for you.
356
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,346
Oh, you are so sweet
to throw me this party.
357
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:16,350
Almost makes being 30 pounds
overweight worthwhile.
358
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,004
Alright, Ernie, let's go,
last hands to you.
359
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,048
Now how many you want?
360
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,093
Ah, give me two.
361
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,878
What?
362
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,272
Never draw to inside hmm
363
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,100
when you got hmm.
364
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,581
Ohh, so you saying that I should
try for a mmm.
365
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,279
- Mm-hmm.
- Give me three.
366
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,280
There you go.
367
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,637
Well, you could always bluff.
368
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,991
Joey, get the hmm out my face.
369
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,864
- Roc.
- Huh?
370
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,910
Baby, you gotta come see this
one present I got.
371
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,694
It's really for the both of us.
372
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,479
Okay, okay, I-I'll-I'll be
right back.
373
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,394
- I-I'll take you seat.
- No, you won't.
374
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,615
See, Roc.
375
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,096
Jackie King gave us
a daddy papoose.
376
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,403
That's nice.
377
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,535
Oh, yeah, now, Roc we can take
the baby with us
378
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,233
everywhere we go together.
379
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,845
Everywhere we go together.
Ha-ha.
380
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,326
Well that, that's great Eleanor.
Thanks, Jackie.
381
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,197
You know, if I'd carried
baby Roc around in
382
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,070
one of those things
I'd have broken my back.
383
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,985
Daddy!
384
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,335
Well, well, Eleanor I'm-I'ma
get back to my game.
385
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,163
Oh, okay, baby.
386
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,165
Okay.
387
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,474
So what was the big surprise you
had to see?
388
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,085
Oh...
389
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,913
Jackie King gave us a papoose.
390
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,699
Jackie King!
391
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,917
Wait a minute, you mean,
she's so fine
392
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,267
she'd make you jump off the bus
393
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,485
run back a block,
catch your breath
394
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,749
and go "Hey, Jackie King!"
395
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:55,579
All I know there is a woman here
named Jackie King.
396
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,018
I wished I had brought
my cologne.
397
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,239
What am I worried about,
I'm me!
398
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,067
Yeah, that's what I'm counting
on, don't ever change.
399
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,068
No.
400
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,291
Well...
401
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:14,250
I guess trying to play poker
on a little table...
402
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,122
...was a bad idea anyway, huh?
403
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,994
Roc, I guess there's nothing
else to do but going to party.
404
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,910
Yup, well at least
they got food in there.
405
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,781
- You coming, Roc?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
406
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,174
I-I-I-I'll be in in a minute.
407
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,370
'Oh, right there. Awww!'
408
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,709
Roc.
409
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,885
Oh, sorry, Eleanor.
I didn't mean to wake you.
410
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,018
Oh, you really didn't wake me.
I was only half asleep.
411
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,021
I was worried about you, Roc.
Where'd you go?
412
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,589
Oh you know, you know, I was
just walking around you know.
413
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,290
What's wrong, Roc?
414
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,856
Nothing, nothing, I just...
415
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,249
...had some thinking to do,
that's all.
416
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,034
Roc, you better tell me now.
417
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,559
I'm not gonna be this week
come 4 a.m.
418
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,431
Oh, come on, Eleanor, it's-it's
really no big deal, baby.
419
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,434
Just-just go back to bed,
I-I don't want to upset you.
420
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,263
Roc Emerson, now you tell me
what this is about.
421
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,960
Now you're scaring me.
422
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,009
I mean, it's just that,
um, you know, Eleanor.
423
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,752
I love our life together.
424
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,015
And that's a bad thing,
because--
425
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,017
Wha-what-what I'm saying is
you know, I mean
426
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,628
I-I, we've got a good thing
going here, you know
427
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,848
and I've got a wife
who is my best friend.
428
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,198
I've got my family
and my friends, you know.
429
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,418
But now, you know there's this
baby coming you know
430
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,507
and it's changing everything
you know.
431
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,075
I mean, I mean I want this kid,
you know, I mean, I really do
432
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,688
you know, but I don't wanna lose
our thing either.
433
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,995
Man, I hate saying
things like this
434
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,693
this you know what I mean.
435
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,477
'Uh, because I-I know I'm
upsetting you, you know.'
436
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,044
Because I know...
437
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,003
I know for you having this baby
is nothing but joy.
438
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,530
Nothing but joy?
439
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,489
Roc...
440
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,882
I am losing sleep.
441
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,581
I walk like a duck.
442
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,757
Every time I pull out a pair
of my old jeans
443
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,456
I swear I hear 'em
laughing at me.
444
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,197
I know once the baby's born
445
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,069
I'm never gonna have a minute
to myself.
446
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,897
And this may come
as a shock, Roc
447
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:07,684
but I kinda like being alone
with you too.
448
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,860
Wait a minute, you mean,
you mean, you're saying
449
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,385
you're just as scared about
having this baby as I am.
450
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,864
Hell yeah.
451
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,866
Oh, Eleanor, you don't know
how happy
452
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,825
I-I am to hear you say that.
453
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,223
Oh, man, God,
what are we saying.
454
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,184
I guess we're saying,
we're human, Roc.
455
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,492
Well, I mean.. But does...
456
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,798
Do good parents say
things like that?
457
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,192
Well, I think the bad parents
are the ones
458
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,499
that keep these things
all bottled up inside
459
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,370
and they take it out
on their kids.
460
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,720
I think the way
to being good parents
461
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:48,116
is to just stay honest and keep
talking to each other like this.
462
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,252
Oh, yeah, okay.
463
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,036
Because you know, I got-I got
some things
464
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,517
you know going on there
through my mind, you know.
465
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,214
I mean, you know
what if this kid
466
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,261
turns out to be, you know,
pain in the butt you know.
467
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,567
What if it turns out to be,
you know, like Joey?
468
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,355
Roc, you're gonna love him
no matter what.
469
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,531
Hmm, yeah I know.
470
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,446
- And you know what?
- Hmm?
471
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,926
You're going to be
a great mother.
472
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,277
And our baby is gonna have
473
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,540
the greatest father
in the world.
474
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,933
- Mmm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm
475
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,979
Hey, you know I never
got the chance
476
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,242
to look at
all those baby gifts.
477
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,244
Why don't we go downstairs and
you can show 'em to me, huh?
478
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,768
No, no, no.
I got a better idea.
479
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,467
I wanna show you
this pamphlet I got.
480
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,382
- A pamphlet?
- Yeah.
481
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:37,992
From the doctor's office.
482
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,559
It shows all the different ways
483
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,039
a person in my condition
can get...
484
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:44,433
...you know romantic.
485
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,442
Well, you know me, baby.
486
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,097
I like to figure things out
for myself.
487
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,277
Uh, now this is how poker
supposed to be played.
488
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,713
Plenty of elbow room.
489
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,368
Yeah, and not a woman in sight.
490
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,109
I know what you mean,
but one good thing
491
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,893
came out of that baby shower.
492
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,548
I got a chance to meet
Jackie King.
493
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,550
I think we might get
a little something going.
494
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,247
Yeah, you might be right, Slys.
495
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,773
You're all she talked about
over breakfast this morning.
496
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,777
Watch it Joey,
you know, you're lucky
497
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,256
we let you back in the game.
498
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,737
I must be lucky 'cause I'm about
to take everything
499
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,740
you got except the lint
out of your pockets.
500
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:33,830
Two kings and a lovely wife.
Now if you'll excuse...
501
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,441
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
Roc-Roc I won
502
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:36,703
that money fair and square,
what are you doing?
503
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,748
No, you won these
fair and square.
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