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Pow, pow, pow.

Hi, as you know,
today is Valentine's Day.

So each of us
got something for Ella.

I made her
this really nice card.

Hey, hey, hey, now come on now.
Anybody can buy a card.

- Hey, Rocky.
- Yeah.

So, what did you get Ella
for Valentine's Day?

Oh, check this out.
Check this out, Dutton.

I got a really nice watch.

Yeah, some-some Swiss guy
made this.

So, what are you trying to do?
You trying to make me look bad?

No, no, it's just, you know,
I like Ella.

- Well, so do I.
- I bought--

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, hey, Ella.

Happy Valentine's Day.
This is for you.

Oh, Rocky, it's so beautiful.
Thank you.

It's just what I needed.
You're very observant.

Oh, oh, uh, Dutton's got
something for you too.

He's got a gift for you.
Oh, Dutton...

Well, Ella, um...

Well, baby,
I got you $100 bill.

Whoa!

You know, go out and buy
yourself somethin' nice.

- Oh, thank you.
- And, uh, you know...

And Carl Gordon made
this sorry-looking card

you know, for you.

Hey, Happy Valentine's Day
to Perk and Gayle in New York

Mark and Tanya in Baltimore.
Enjoy this show. Mwah!

I want change, alright.

♪ Hey babe ♪

♪ There's a man ♪

♪ With no future ♪

♪ So it seems ♪

♪ He can't live out his dreams ♪

♪ Now he's trapped
into thinking ♪

♪ He won't succeed ♪

♪ And he can't believe ♪

♪ Live your life today ♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Not for tomorrow ♪ Not for tomorrow ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Live your life today ♪

'Oh, look at that.
Look at that.'

This is no jab, stone man.
Come on, put somethin' in it.

Come on. Ha ha ha. Look at that.

Come on, come on. I want you to
hit it witheverything you got.

Come on, everything you got.
Look, look, oh, oh, oh!

Wait a minute. N-n-now,
I hear the sound of hittin'.

W-wake me up when
you get started, alright.

Oh, man, oh, man,
get out of here, man. Come on.

Look, look,
if it's too heavy for you

you know, we can just
hang a balloon, alright.

No, now, Roc.
You're holding the bag wrong.

- Now you stand there in front.
- Mm-hmm.

So I can bust your lip
like I used to in junior high--

Oh, man, you, man, you know,
not only did I beat you...

Man, man, look, only way I bust
my lip was it was chapped.

Sure, chapped. I used to whoop
your butt all over the ring.

You did more runnin'
than boxin'.

- Yeah, yeah, man--
- That's right--

Not only did I beat you
at boxin'

I beat you at track,
football, baseball, basketball

and after school, huh, I got
twice as many kisses.

Yeah, your mama
really loved you.

Hey, how are you doing,
Mr. Emerson?

Hey, James.
How are you doing, boy?

Look at you.

You know, last time I saw you,
you was wearing

Scooby-Doo pajamas
and had a milk moustache.

Hey, hey, look,
congratulations, you know.

When your father and I
was in junior high

we thought we were gonna
go to the Golden Gloves.

Where the hell you been?

Well, the locker room was real
crowded, dad--

- Excuse, excuses.
- Well, come on, Harold.

- It's pretty crowded in here.
- Get in the ring.

Well, dad, I didn't even
get a chance to warm up.

- Get in the ring.
- Hey, dad...

I found out that my first battle
is with Hector Sanchez

you know, we gotta kill the left
jab, so I figured maybe

we worked
on some combinations today.

Now, look, boy, don't think.
Just do what I tell you.

You're gonna do
footwork today.

That's what's gonna keep you
from Sanchez's left jab.

- Tell him, Roc.
- Well, you know, actually...

You know, if we're gonna put
some pressure on Sanchez

throwin' combinations
ain't a bad idea.

Roc, what do you know about
modern trainin' techniques?

You're just the over-the-hill,
broken-down, has-been

that never was.

Uh, what, uh,
who, uh, where, what-what?

A broken-down has-been
that never was.

Now, I don't want to kick your
butt in front of your son--

Who? Me?
That makes me laugh.

- Oh, well, t-turn around, son.
- Kick my butt. I'll tell you...

Slow down, girl.
I ain't Flo-Jo.

Whoa, women in tight clothes
sweatin'. My favorite show.

Ooh, what you eatin' there,
Joey?

- I'm eatin' some ice cream.
- What flavor's that?

Uh, they call this
decadent Dutch chocolate.

- Oh, that's my favorite.
- With chips.

- Mmm.
- You want some?

- No, gotta have willpower.
- Okay.

Make it burn.

And work it out.

'Make it burn.'

Mmm.

- Give me that ice cream--
- Give, give my ice cream.

'I can't believe
you took my ice cream from me.'

'Messing with me.'

Oh, hey! Hey, hey, pop.
Look out.

She gonna blow.
Look out, look out.

Hey, everybody.
Look, sweetie pie.

Happy Valentine's Day.
I got you some chocolates.

Ooh, chocolates.
Just what I needed.

Roc, how did it go down there at
the gym with Harold today?

It went pretty good,
you know what I mean...

Except Harold's always
yellin' at the kid.

Well, some parents
are just screamers, you know.

Oh, I don't know.
You know what I mean

he's always berating the boy.
You know, calling him names.

A good trainer doesn't do that.

Oh, Harold always was
a little jerk.

Oh, come on, pop,
what are you tellin' me?

What did Harold ever do for you
not to like him?

When you were growing up, that
boy was bad influence on you.

Yeah, every time he was around,
you mistreated your brother.

- Why, I never mistreated Joey.
- What?

I tell you what, if you're
to put one more firecracker

down my pants, I swear I was
gonna bring you up on charges.

There, you and Howard always

brought out
the worst in each other.

- Mm-hmm.
- Picking on Joey. Competin'.

And then you'd compete over who
was better at pickin' on Joey.

Oh, come on, pop,
you know, you exaggerating

this whole competition thing.

Oh, really?
Uh, remember that little game

that you used to play
called "Lose Joey."

One time, they ditched me
in China Town

for what,
like, seven hours.

- N-no, that-that was me.
- See?

Harold's record was only
three hours and seven minutes.

Yeah, I remember Harold did have
some kind of sense of humor.

I remember he tried to get you
to ditch me at our weddin'.

Oh, come on, sweetheart,
but you know I'd never

ever, ever could've done that, baby.

Oh, yeah? What was all
that talk about going down

to China Town
for a nightcap.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Let's not get sidetracked here.

You know, we're talking about
James, you know.

Look, babe, I think this boy
has a good shot, you know.

He just needs a better trainer,
you know.

Someone like, you know,
I don't know, uh...

...you know, like me.

- Oh, now.
- Oh, boy.

Here comes their
competing thing again.

You know somethin', pop.
Now that I think about it, uh

you tried to ditch me
one time too.

Boy, what are you
talking about?

Remember that time, you got me
all dressed up and you

you took me by the hand, you led
me to this big crowd o-of kids.

Oh, Joey, that was
the first day of kindergarten.

Oh, well, I-I should
have stayed then, huh?

I-I like you too.

Yeah, I like you.

Uh-huh, yeah, I like you,
so how about we go

to the TLC concert
Friday night?

You want me to.. Hello?

God!

I told you before. You talk to
your girlfriend after the fight.

- You ready for the heavy bag?
- Yes, sir.

Let's work it.

Stick it hard.

Alright. I'm going out
for your gear. Be right back.

Hey, you look good, Jack.
Hey, James.

Hey, how you doing, Mr. Emerson?
My dad will be right back.

Hey, well, don't let me
stop you now.

- Stop!
- Well, wh-what's the matter?

Why you got your elbows
all out in the air?

You tryin' to hit somebody
or you tryin'

to fly like Patti LaBelle
or somethin'...

Come on. Let me show you
how to do this, you know.

See, you gotta...

Mr. Emerson, Mr. Emerson.
Yo! Hey!

- Yeah?
- Shouldn't I be doing that?

Okay, well, you know,
you get the idea, right?

But you know, elbows in.
Elbows in and tight.

That's it. That's like tight.
Yeah, okay.

Right there.

That's it. That's it.

Right, keep them elbows in.

- Roc.
- Yeah.

What are you doing
with my boy's elbows?

You know, I'm making sure
he keep 'em in.

I'm the boy's trainer. Just
because you don't have a fighter

of your own to mess up, don't
come in here messin' up mine.

- You want me to keep them out?
- I'm not messin' the kid up.

I'm giving him the advice
any good trainer would give.

Now, see that.
That's your problem.

- You were always jealous of me.
- So I should keep them in?

Now why would I be jealous
of the guy who single-handedly

lost the Playground Touch
Football Championship game

'cause he missed his block.

Well, in or out? What am I...
Who's trainin' me here?

- Yeah, yeah, later.
- Later, later.

You know, somehow
if I had James for three days

I can work wonders on him you
couldn't work in three years.

- Oh, don't tempt me, Roc.
- Oh, you know somethin'...

You don't have the guts
to give him to me

'cause then you'd realize
what a bad trainer you are.

Alright, that's it.
Maybe this will shut you up.

I'm gonna give you the boy
for three days

but I wanna see him spar
before the fight.

Okay. Okay.

We'll see how good
a trainer you are.

- Okay. You got it.
- Excuse me...

- Do I have a say in this?
- No!

- Alright, here's his gear.
- Okay.

- You want him, you got him.
- Okay, alright, alright.

Come on, James.
Let's work out.

I'm beat.
I'm hitting the showers.

Hey, well, see, look. Y-you was
trying to shield his last one.

But let me tell you something,
boy, come here...

"Roc Live" will be right back.

Come on in, James.
Make yourself at home.

Oh, okay.

How come everything's
in black and white?

Well, you know, the tubes
haven't warmed up yet.

Hey, Roc baby, I thought
I heard you come in.

- How are you, sweetheart?
- Hello.

Hey, Eleanor.
This is James Pearson.

- This is Harold's boy.
- Oh, yes, nice to see you.

- The pleasure's mine. Hi.
- You look hungry.

Why don't you go on in the
kitchen and fix yourself

somethin' to eat.

Eleanor, if the boy ain't
hungry, don't make him eat.

- Oh, I'll force myself.
- Oh, Lord.

So, Roc... where is Harold?

Well, you know, Harold and I
have this little competition.

I said I could do a better job
at training James.

So I'm training him
for the next three days.

Roc, you promised me
you wouldn't get involved

with that boxing stuff again.

Oh, you know,
sweetheart, you know.

Guess I ought to
thank my lucky stars

you and Harold
didn't go to the races.

Otherwise now there'd be
a horse in my kitchen.

Hey, Eleanor, but this kid
is really somethin', you know.

But Harold doesn't know
what he's doin'.

He's got the boy dancing
around like Alvin Ailey.

Roc, I don't know what
it is Harold knows or not.

All I know is...

...you better do
somethin' about that boy.

Oh, well, come on, Eleanor,
look, this kid is exactly

the same kind of fighter I am,
which means

that I'll be a better trainer
than Harold could ever be.

Roc, the last ring you were in

was the one
left up in our bathtub.

'Oh!'

Oh, come on, sweetheart.
Come on now--

It's 9 o'clock now. Shouldn't he
be at home with his father?

Well, you know,
James is sort of, you know

you know, stayin' here.

Is he sleepin' in this house?

Well, you know, yeah, yeah.

Then, Roc, he not
sort of stayin' here.

He is stayin' here.

Oh, come on, Eleanor, you know,
three days. It will be fun.

You know,
like having a kid around.

You know, look at him
as your son, you know.

I sure hope James is
as good in the ring

as he is in the kitchen.

I think that boy just
knocked out the refrigerator.

Yeah, so I'll pick you up
around 7:00, alright?

Yeah, yeah,
I'm lookin' forward to it too.

Alright, bye.

- Hey.
- 'How are you, Joey?'

James, my man,
I'd love to stop and talk

but I got a date
with some cholesterol.

Where's my sandwich?

I smell corned beef.

I smell my corned beef.

Oh, was that yours, buddy?
I'm sorry, man.

Man, I walked all the way across
the town Attman's

for that sandwich, man.

Oh, it was definitely
worth the trip, man.

Um, James, Roc gave you
some boxing tips.

I'm gonna give you
some life tips, alright?

Never, ever touch
another man's money

his woman,
or his corned beef sandwich.

- Hey, pop.
- 'Hmm.'

Is James here?

Oh, he's on the phone
in the kitchen.

I think he's talking
to his girlfriend.

Now, he left the gym
half hour early.

I'm gonna make him do
some extra rope work.

Oh, man, you know,
what am I talkin' about?

I'm beginning to sound
like Harold.

Oh, I'm not surprised.

After meeting James,
I'd say he inherited Harold's

pain-in-the-butt genes.

Oh, come on, pop,
now, come on now.

Look, James is on the phone
with his girlfriend.

I'm not gonna hassle him
for that.

Well, then, make him
pay a quarter like I do.

Who is it?

Oh, man, it's Crazy George.

What do you want?
What do you want?

- Oh, I got skills.
- What do you want, George?

Oh, look, is Joey here ' cause,
uh, I gave him two dollars

so I can come over and watch TV
'cause my TV's messed up.

I gotta stand on the TV
to get the reception, you know.

Why don't you come
back later, George?

Oh, you know, "MacGyver" is on,
you know

and it's gonna be
my favorite episode.

He takes like a paper clip
and a bucket of chittens.

And an hour later,
and build a bomb. Boom!

An hour later,
the chittens flyin'.

- I saw that one, see--
- No, don't tell me.

I don't want the end of it

'cause I know one day they're
gonna kill him--

- No, they did not--
- I can't hear you.

Hey, hey, Roc, listen, we gotta
do something about James.

You gotta do something
about George.

Could you get me some popcorn, man?

I mean, not that old,
fast, you know, jiffy pop

you know, because aluminum foil
tries to hold the popcorn down.

But then the popcorn rises up
to get free and they singin'

"Oh, popcorn spirit,
you're free at last.

Free at last. Thank God--"

George! You got two seconds
to get him out of here.

Say, George, um,
why don't you go home

and I'll-I'll, uh, I'll take
that "MacGyver" for you, okay?

Alright. Oh, why don't you
take it on a half buy...

Okay, alright.

- ...take it fast...
- Okay, George.

- Okay.
- ...fall away from...

Hey, George, look.
Richard over there.

Remind me to check his place
for lead paint, alright?

Hey, you know, Mr. Emerson,
since I've been working so hard

you know, I figured tonight I'll
do some maxin' and relaxin'

if it's alright with you.

- Sure, go ahead, max.
- Okay, I'm out.

Don't wait up for me.

Wait a minute,
oh, oh, excuse me.

Well, my girl got some tickets
for the TLC concert.

And I really wasn't gonna go but
she had to pull some strings

to get us great seats.

- No, I don't know about that--
- Hey.

Since I'm goin', you think
you can loan me ten dollars?

Well, I gotta get out of here.

This is just like watching
Joey grow up all over again.

Now, look, James,
as your trainer, I don't think

it's a good idea
you going out tonight.

- You gotta big fight next week.
- Come on, man.

I've been training crazy hard.

I ain't entitled
to a little fun?

Maybe you don't understand how
lucky you're to have this gift.

I mean, me and your father
would've loved to be

in your position.

Yeah, yeah.
So, I heard a million times.

Look, son, you have the makings
of being a great fighter

but no matter
how great the gift

you still gotta do the work,
you know.

This career is yours
for the takin'.

I mean, don't you want it?

No.

No?

You don't wanna be a fighter?

Unh-unh.

Well then,
what do you wanna be?

Well...

I wanna be a ventriloquist.

Now don't laugh.

I mean, I grew up watchin'
Willie Tyler and Lester

doin' 'em
fast food commercials.

And I figured
that's all I wanted to do.

Son, have you lost, uh...

Did, have you told...

...your father about this?

Would you tell your father
you want to be a ventriloquist?

I mean, besides
boxing is his dream.

I don't wanna let him down.
Oh!

Well, so now, you're gonna
let yourself down?

Listen, James, James, James.

You have to talk to your father.

Can I do it after the concert?

Yeah, yeah, alright, alright.

A ventriloquist.
I ain't never heard...

What do you say? Umm.

Oh, uh, Roc's parking the car.
He'll be here in a minute.

Oh, sure, Joey.

Joey, there's somethin' you want
to see me about?

Uh, yeah, yeah, Harold, um...

Listen, Harold, uh, I never
did like those dirty tricks

y'all used to play on me
as a kid, right?

But I'm willing to forgive
and forget because I figured

hey, you know we're grown-ups
now and that's all behind us.

So, uh, what do you say
we start fresh, huh, man?

- Hey, let's do it, Joey.
- Alright.

- Let's do it.
- Oh, thanks, man. Thanks.

I'm-I'm glad
that's all behind us now, okay.

- Hey, that was pretty childish.
- Yeah, it sure was.

- Hey, you alright, yo.
- Alright.

- Thanks a lot, man.
- Alright.

Well, Roc.

I guess I owe you an apology.

I said you couldn't train
my boy but the truth is

you couldn't train
a dog to eat.

Look what you did to my boy.
Why does he look so tired?

Well, you know, he went to one
of them TLC concert last night.

Oh, you let him party?

You probably put him
on a high-fat diet.

The George Foreman technique.

Oh, well, you know, come on,
Harold. You win, you win.

Alright, James. Vacation's over.
Let'sget to work.

Let's undo some of this damage
that Roc has done to you.

Now, Harold, um...

...James has something, you
know, he-he wants to tell you.

Well, dad, you know...

- I don't wanna be a boxer.
- What? You crazy?

What do you wanna do
with your life?

Well, um...

...I wanna be ventriloquist.

What did you do to my boy? I let
you have him for three days

and now he wants to play
with puppets.

Well, dad, ever since
I can remember

that's all I wanted to do.

I gotta get changed.

Come on, Harold. Come on.

Remember when we were growing up
we wanted to always box it.

- Madison Square Garden.
- Yeah.

And I wanted to be the
middleweight champion

of the world.

Yeah, well, those were
our dreams, you know.

And we believed them.

James has to, you know,
find his own dream.

- The one he believes in.
- So what are you saying?

You want me to let my boy
screw his life up?

Well now, how do you know
he'd be screwing it up?

You know, I mean, there are lots
of successful, you know

ventriloquists in this country.

You know, there's a few,
you know.

Well, anyway, he's still young.
Maybe he'll change his mind.

Yeah, maybe he'll be smart
like his dad, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, Roc.
Hey, you alright.

Hey, but you guys better be glad
you don't have any kids.

Man, all they do
is make you crazy.

Yeah, well, they're just kids.
Come on. Let's go find your son.

- No, we better find Joey first.
- Why?

'Cause, uh,
my guess is right

somewhere, half this town
is kicking a stew out of it.

Stick around.
"Roc Live" will be back

for one more round after this.

Well, Eleanor, I guess
I got a lot to learn

about bein' a father, huh?

Oh, Roc, I think you'll make
a wonderful father.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I mean, how do you know I won't
be too easy on him, you know, or

or lose my temper, you know, and
yell at him, like Harold?

You'll probably do
all of those things

but I still think you're gonna
make a wonderful father.

Yeah? What makes you so sure?

'Cause I'm gonna be there
to watch you.

You know, Eleanor...

...as your new trainer...

...after the fight...

...I order you
to hit the showers...

...with me.

So do I get rubbed down first?

Only if you promise
to go the distance.

Oh, oh, oh!

Well, baby, you're headed
for love TKO.