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Hey, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Rocky Carroll
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and welcome to "Roc Live."
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Listen,
we wanna kick this show off
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with a birthday wish to
Muhammad Ali.
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Happy birthday, champ.
Alright.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Alright.
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We've, uh, we've been away
for the holidays, right
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so to kick off the new year
we've got a brand new opening.
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That's right, folks, it's hype,
it's slammin', it's kickin'.
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And best of all
it's sung by En Vogue.
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That's right, folks,
the Funky Divas
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are doing the new "Roc" opening.
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Alright? So now I noticed
no way in the world
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you can confuse us
with Mercy Road, alright?
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So sit back and enjoy the show.
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And to our friend and co-worker
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Doran Reed,
we love you, get well soon.
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Alright? Enjoy the show,
'cause here it comes.
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ There's a man ♪
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♪ With no future ♪
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♪ So it seems ♪
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♪ Can't live out his dreams ♪
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♪ Now he's struck
into thinkin' ♪
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♪ He won't succeed ♪
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♪ And he can't believe ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Not for tomorrow ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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♪ Live your life today ♪
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♪ Oh baby now
let's get down tonight ♪
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Mm-hmm. I sure hope
you're Mrs. Emerson.
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'Cause if you're not, I'm about
to commit a crime tonight.
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Fortunately I am Mrs. Emerson.
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But don't let
that stop you baby.
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Mm-hmm.
Boy, this is sweet.
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Pop and Joey both have dates
the same night you're off.
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What will we do
with ourselves?
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I'm gonna tell you
what we gonna do.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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- Oh! Hey!
- Well!
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Oh, Joey, what you doing here?
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What happened to your date
with Corinne?
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Man, that woman doesn't
respect my privacy.
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I got...
I know the feeling.
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Listen, as soon as I got there
she start complainin'
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about the fact that I don't
spend enough time with her.
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I told her, I said,
hey, I got a job now.
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Joey, I'm sure it's very
difficult squeezing Corinne
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in-between your work
and your music.
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Yeah, don't-don't forget
Honey Thompson, too.
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Hey, Joey,
when are you going to learn?
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You can't keep bouncing
from woman to woman.
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Yeah, sure I can. I just,
I just need a nap in-between.
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Ah. Joey, look, it's time for
you to find someone special.
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You know someone who's gonna
love you and take care of you.
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Yeah. I see what you're-I see
what you're getting at.
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I mean, look at you two,
what's it two weeks
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before your eighth anniversary
you still acting like
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you did on your wedding day.
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Yeah. Our wedding day
was wonderful too.
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Yeah. Our wedding night
wasn't too shabby either.
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Oh, Roc, stop.
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Joey, I tell you one thing
I do regret though
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getting married at City Hall
and not having our family there
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to share the joy with us.
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Yeah, well,
the problem with family is
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they always come hungry.
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Oh, Roc, stop.
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Hey, you know
you can do it again.
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You ever think about, you know
renewing your wedding vows?
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- 'Hey, pop.'
- Hey, pop, what you doin' here?
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Well, Maggie and I got into
a fight about Michael Jackson.
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She thinks it's okay
if he hired a little white boy
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to play him in that commercial.
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She say doesn't make
any difference
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if you're black or white.
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And I said, you wanna
be starting somethin'?
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She said, beat it.
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Oh, daddy. I'm sorry
to hear about that.
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Well, if she calls and says,
I want you back. I'll be there.
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What can I say? I'm bad.
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- Hey, hey, pop, guess what?
- What?
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Roc and Eleanor are thinkin'
about renewing
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their wedding vows
in front of us.
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Well, is there gonna
be any food?
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Well, wait a minute, Joey.
Wait a minute.
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Now I don't think that's such
a good idea.
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I don't know, Roc,
I like the idea.
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Well, yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Yeah, you know, it's alright.
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I mean, we could have a nice
little intimate ceremony.
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- Right here at our own house.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I get to invite my sister
Ruth and her husband David.
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Are you gonna invite
your mama too?
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Of course.
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Roc, you're not still upset
that mama told the family
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you were a doctor, are you?
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Oh, No. You know, I love it,
I love to get phone calls
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from your cousin Wendell
when ever his rash flares up.
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Roc, remember when
we got married
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we wanted to write
some special vows
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and we never got around to it.
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Yeah, I remember that.
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Now we gonna have two
whole weeks
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to write some beautiful vows.
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Yeah, how about that?
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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So, you know I apologize
to Corinne, right.
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So, I invited her here
to the ceremony tonight
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'cause I wanted her to see,
you know, the kind of special
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long lasting relationship
I want us to have, right?
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And I don't know why she
dumped me.
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So, I invited Honey Thompson.
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'Cause, you know, I wanted her
to see the kind of special
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long lasting relationship
I-I want us to have.
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Joey, did you invite anybody
that knows this family?
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Yeah, I invited Uncle Russell.
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Now why'd you go and do a fool
thing like that?
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Come on, pop.
Now, that's your brother.
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Well,
he probably won't even come.
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- Hey, Joey.
- Yeah.
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I just finished
my wedding vows.
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- Alright.
- How does this sound?
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Ah, "Eleanor, this
is the time of year
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"when I have my most
special thoughts of you
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"the one I love.
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"I wish you warmth, happiness,
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peace and good will."
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Now, that was on that
Christmas card I gave you.
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- Joey.
- 'Yeah.'
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Did you remember to pickup
the refreshments?
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I sure did. I picked up three
jumbo bags of potato chips.
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Potato chips?
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Joey! We invited
a lot of people here today.
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People we care about.
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I think we can afford
to serve our guests
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somethin' a little classier
than potato chips.
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Well, wait a minute, Eleanor.
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I don't see nothing wrong
with serving potato chips.
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Roc, this is a very special day.
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And if anything happens to ruin
this very special day
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I'm not sure what kind of mood
I'm gonna be in
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on this very special night.
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Uh, Joey, we gonna be
needing something more
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than those potato chips.
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Alright. Here you are.
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Well, I'm gonna need something
more than this dollar.
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I'll put some my own money
with it.
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Well, if we gonna
be gettin' classy here
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I'd better break
out the Champale.
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Oh, oh, hey, hey,
look who is here.
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- Hi, Joey.
- Oh, it's David and Ruth.
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- Hey, David, how you doin'?
- Baby sis!
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- Oh, I'm so happy.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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You and David could make it.
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Say I'm kinda hungry,
you got anything to eat?
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- No.
- In the kitchen, David.
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Yeah, well,
let the feeding frenzy begin.
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- Oh!
- Eight years?
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Oh, you two must
be very happy.
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Oh, baby sis, we really are,
we're happy as you and David.
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Oh, right.
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What's wrong?
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Girl, David and I fought
in car all the way here.
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Oh, honey.
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We've been arguing a lot lately.
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Seems like the only way
we communicate anymore
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is by yelling at each other.
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- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, actually, Roc, I was kinda
hoping you'd talk to him.
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I'm really sorry
to hear that.
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Oh, come on, Roc,
please. Please.
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Now, look, David's a lawyer.
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I don't know how to talk
to a lawyer.
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I'm used to talkin' out
of the middle of my mouth.
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Now, Roc.
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Remember, we don't want anything
to ruin this beautiful day.
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Just talk to him, okay?
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Come on, Ruth, I wanna show
you somethin' up stairs.
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Yeah.
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So, how was your trip?
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Same as any trip is
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when you gotta mongoose
wrapped around your neck.
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I mean,
why is it women cannot trust us
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to get them from one destination
to the next
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without stoppin' to ask
for directions 37 times?
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I mean, if they see the exit
comin' wouldn't it be wiser
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to say somethin'
before you pass the exit?
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- Yeah. I guess so. But...
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- So, David, how is life, man?
- I'm married.
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Oh, come on, David.
Come off that.
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Now, Roc, didn't you and Eleanor
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have-have some kind of
big blow out?
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Well, sure all couples fight.
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Fightin' isn't so bad,
you know? Oh, come on, now.
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Because when the fighting's over
the makin' up begins.
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Yeah, and if you get her to
believe that she won the fight
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you could be makin' up
all night.
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Oh, yeah. After our argument
about Michael Jackson
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Maggie and I
had a real thriller.
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Wow. You know, I never looked
at it quite like that.
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Hey, look, when we make up,
Eleanor has this little ritual
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she breaks out the satin sheets
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puts on some Barry White
records, oh, baby.
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Dabs on some Shalimar
and then...
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...the coup de grace.
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The teddy.
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'Uh-oh! The teddy.'
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And then, and then...
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And then I say, come here you...
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See, what you got,
you gotta learn to have respect
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for one another, see?
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How you doing, baby,
how are you?
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Hey, baby, can I see you
in the kitchen for a minute?
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I smell a big fight coming.
You a lucky man, Roc.
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So, what all did
you say to him?
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Well, you-you know me, Eleanor...
You know me.
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- I-I just talk. You know.
- Yeah, I know.
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I heard what you
were talkin' about.
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You were telling all those men
about our sex life.
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Oh, I-I didn't actually
get to the sex part.
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Roc! What is wrong with you?
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I don't want Davis and Joey
and daddy thinkin' about me
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in that way,
like I'm a sex object.
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Well, t-they're not thinkin'
about you in that way.
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You know what I mean? They're
not thinkin' about you at all.
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Hey, teddy.
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Well, you know, I-I-I...
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See, I was tellin',
you know, um, ah...
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You know, you asked me
to talk to him and-and...
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- Not about me, Roc!
- I-I-I.. The thing...
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I swear, if there weren't
so many people comin'
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here today
I would go on upstairs
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lock the door
and leave you on the sofa.
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Oh, no, Eleanor, not the sofa.
Baby, come on now.
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Why you don't have
to be lonely.
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You'll have my teddy
to keep you company.
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00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,892
- Guess, who? Mmm.
- Mama.
242
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,068
Oh, baby, I can't wait to see
243
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,462
you and Roc renew your
wedding vows.
244
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,072
- Oh, and Roc...
- Hm-mm.
245
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:26,250
Um, even though
you're a trash collector
246
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,819
I know you gonna say something
real sweet to my daughter today.
247
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,822
Don't disappoint me here.
Okay? Alright.
248
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,738
Come on, baby. Are you gonna
wear that dress I sent you?
249
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,530
Oh, you-you having fun up there?
250
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:52,712
There's more "Roc Live"
after these messages.
251
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,201
You know, honey, I'm so glad
you came tonight. You know.
252
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,596
Argh! Excuse me.
I'll be right back, okay?
253
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,206
Hold that pose,
hold that pose.
254
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,948
Hey, I didn't know
you settled up here.
255
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,428
- Hey, Uncle Russell.
- Joey. Joey.
256
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,691
- Hey, hey. Good seein' you.
- Hey. Welcome.
257
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:16,997
- I knew you'd make it.
- Alright.
258
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,391
Oh, you must be Andrew's
brother, the writer.
259
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,220
- Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
- So, nice to meet you at last.
260
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,396
Uh, Uncle Russell,
this is Roc's mother-in-law.
261
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,876
- This is Margaret.
- Oh, Margaret.
262
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,878
- Yes. I've heard a lot.
- How do you do?
263
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,750
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
264
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,143
- Andrew, Andrew. How you doin'?
- Oh, Russell.
265
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,841
It's been a long time.
266
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,191
Well, I'm really happy that
you could make it.
267
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,106
Well, not only that I make it,
I brought Chris with me.
268
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,544
Ah-huh. Handsome man like you,
I should have known.
269
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,024
Chris must be your...
270
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,200
- That's right. That's right.
- Oh, my!
271
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,767
Oh. here he is now.
Hi, hon.
272
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,118
Hon?
273
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,819
Nice to meet you.
274
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,039
Nice to meet you too.
275
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,605
You know, this living room
276
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,608
brings back a lot
of memories for me.
277
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
You know,
Russell and I, we tied the knot
278
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,483
right over there by that sofa.
279
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,441
I gotta go get
some more chips.
280
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,490
Well, Eleanor's upstairs
getting dressed
281
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,797
and Roc went to pickup
his suit from the dry cleaners
282
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,189
so there's still a slight chance
283
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,756
that you haven't
ruined this day.
284
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,237
Oh, come on, baby.
I'm-I'm really sorry. I am.
285
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,196
Okay, look.
You're-you're right, I'm wrong.
286
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,763
Let's make up.
287
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,983
- Really?
- Yeah.
288
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,595
Say, tell me, what do you have
at home, in the way of lingerie?
289
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,685
'Excuse me, be right back.'
290
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,774
Everybody,
everybody enjoying themselves?
291
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,342
That's my Uncle Chris?
292
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,432
And this is... Corinne.
293
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,957
Uh, hey. Baby, uh...
294
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,003
Wow. I'm glad you can make it.
295
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,482
Now everybody in the world
that I care about
296
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,484
is in this same room.
297
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,799
"Eleanor you're the light
of my life
298
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,106
"you give me hope to carry on.
299
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,979
- '"With love I feel.."'
- Roc, what you doin'?
300
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,546
You still workin' on your vows?
301
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,939
Yeah, but I don't know why.
The way Eleanor is feelin'
302
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,854
right now,
I may not get the samp.
303
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,900
- Yeah? Oh, Lord. Crazy George.
- Oh, man.
304
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,902
Get away, George.
Get away, go ahead. Oh, man!
305
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,686
I got him.
I got him. I got him.
306
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,258
- Whoa! How you doin'?
- Okay.
307
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,303
Assalamu alaikum,
my brother.
308
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,044
Walaikum assalam, brother.
309
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,045
I just saw a...
310
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,571
Uh, look, since you've been such
a great job as a landlord
311
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,616
me and my grandmother got
you this gift, you know.
312
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:39,704
You know, since this is your
wedding day and all.
313
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,967
Yeah. Well,
George, George, look
314
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,446
we're not gettin' married, right?
315
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,493
Eleanor and I are renewing
our wedding vows.
316
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,017
Oh. Alright, well...
317
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,584
Can I keep the gift in, I mean.
318
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,368
You know,
I don't know what's in it.
319
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:55,111
Might be, you know, a race track
or a real car. Something like...
320
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,635
Alright, calm down.
Calm-calm down, George.
321
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,723
Calm down.
Calm down.
322
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:05,295
- Uh, I just wanna open it.
- 'Go ahead.'
323
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,080
Oh, would you look at this.
324
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,735
A pot holder.
325
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,175
A dirty pot holder.
326
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,046
Well, since everything you
have is used
327
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,526
we thought we'd use it first.
328
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,137
You know, I...I got
this stain when--
329
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,530
I don't wanna know where you
got that stain, George.
330
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:26,273
Just-just take the pot holder
home now now, now.
331
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,275
Well, thank you for the gift.
You shouldn't have.
332
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,234
Ah, anyway, by the way
333
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,540
the reverend told me to
give you this.
334
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,020
- Alright. Y-yeah, yeah.
- Congratulation.
335
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,456
- George, okay. Alright.
- Alright.
336
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,371
- Okay. Okay.
- Assalamu alaikum.
337
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,720
- Stay strong, brother.
- 'Okay.'
338
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,764
Al-alright, George.
339
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,469
Joey, put a double lock
on that gate.
340
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,775
- You got it.
- Oh, man!
341
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,126
Reverend Adams can't make it.
He's-he's got laryngitis.
342
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,257
- Oh, man.
- What next?
343
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,432
Listen, Roc,
just-just go upstairs
344
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,868
and smooth things over
with Eleanor.
345
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,783
I'll make sure you take those
wedding vows again
346
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,176
if it's the last thing I do.
347
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,962
- Alright, Joey, thanks.
- Alright. Oh, boy.
348
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,359
- Hello, Roc.
- Hey, mom.
349
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,060
I was just upstairs
talkin' to Eleanor.
350
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,845
- Now, Margaret, I can explain.
- No, Roc. Roc.
351
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,717
She is really lookin'
forward to today.
352
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:24,809
And, uh, I know you don't
have to have me say this, Roc
353
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,247
but, uh, you have
my blessings.
354
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,511
Well, thanks, mom.
355
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,948
But, then again, what other
choice do I have, huh?
356
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,432
Okay, everybody. Lookin' great.
Everybody cool?
357
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,260
Alright, you enjoyin'
yourselves. Good, good, goo.
358
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,305
- Hello, Joey.
- Hey, Margaret.
359
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,916
- I met your girlfriend. Yeah.
- Yeah? Yeah.
360
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,311
Well.. Well, Corinne's very
special to me.
361
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,879
Corinne? I thought
your girlfriend was Honey.
362
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,146
What? Margaret,
you are my girl-friend
363
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:02,412
as all women are all girls,
are my girl-friends and...
364
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,371
- Girl, I gotta go. Excuse me.
- Uh-huh.
365
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,775
Hey, I see you dressed, huh?
366
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,649
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
367
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,261
- You still mad at me?
- Mm-hmm.
368
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,263
Oh, just checkin'.
369
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,919
Um... we still gonna
go through with this, right?
370
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,923
Roc, there's family and friends
downstairs right now
371
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,926
waitin' to share in the joy
of our lovin' relationship.
372
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,884
In other words,
we gotta show in ten minutes.
373
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:46,152
Oh, okay, well, uh,
you know, um... break a leg.
374
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:49,938
I'm gonna go over here.
375
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,213
- Yes, I'm bad.
- Andrew.
376
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,041
Ah, I'd like to chat
377
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,522
but I can't keep
my guest waiting.
378
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,393
Uh, Andrew, look
why you avoiding me?
379
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
I thought we were beyond
this whole gay thing.
380
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,703
Oh, I don't care
about your being gay.
381
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,619
But how come you
don't call me anymore?
382
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,969
- I call you.
- Huh.
383
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,972
When you got divorced, you
used to call me every Sunday.
384
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:27,497
That is until you found
yourself a new wife, uh, hus...
385
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,498
White boy.
386
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,154
Andrew, what is that
you want me to say?
387
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,677
You know, I call you when I can.
388
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,593
But, listen,
I-I gotta full life also.
389
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,206
Oh, yeah, I know.
And I used to be a part of it.
390
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,034
Uh, hey, pop, Uncle Russell,
we're about to start.
391
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,866
Alright. Alright. Okay, folks,
we're gettin' ready to start.
392
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,041
- Right. Ready.
- Yeah. You ready?
393
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,521
Got your thing?
Okay, alright.
394
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,784
- Are we ready?
- Yeah, ready.
395
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,352
Ready?
396
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,093
He's not a preacher.
397
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,878
Well, preacher, judge, lawyer,
Roc, he's got on a suit.
398
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,447
Family and friends
of Roc and Eleanor.
399
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,406
We are gather here today
to celebrate
400
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,973
the love
and promise of commitment
401
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,845
this couple has made
to one another.
402
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,064
Now, the bride and groom
have some
403
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,719
specially prepared words
they'd like us to hear.
404
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:16,764
Roc.
405
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,558
Uh...
Alright, E-Eleanor, um...
406
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,387
When I asked you to marry me, I
was sure you were gonna say no
407
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,695
you know, and, and everyday up
until our wedding day I thought
408
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:38,046
well, today is the day
she's changes her mind about me.
409
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,787
Well, you know, but you didn't.
410
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:43,182
No matter how many stupid things
I've, you know, said and done.
411
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,487
But since we're gonna
be spending
412
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,010
the rest of our lives together.
413
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,231
I... I like to apologize
in advance.
414
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,190
You know, for every, you know,
stupid thing, uh...
415
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,411
...I will say and do,
and, uh...
416
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:59,763
Trust me there's, you know,
there's-there's gonna be some.
417
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,853
Uh.. But there's, um, th-there's
one thing I like to say
418
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,115
that's not stupid.
419
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:11,210
I've had eight... wonderful
years with you.
420
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,344
And I'm looking forward
to 80 more.
421
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,868
I love you, baby!
422
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,394
Eleanor...
423
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,833
You're the greatest.
424
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,444
I love you too, Roc baby.
425
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:38,672
Look, Russell,
you have your life
426
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,240
and I'm happy for you.
427
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,764
Andrew, we'll talk
about that on Sunday.
428
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,896
When I call you.
Alright?
429
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,381
- Oh, baby. Mm-hmm.
- Hey, are we makin' up?
430
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,514
Hey, you think
anybody'll miss us?
431
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,212
Who cares?
432
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,474
Look here, no, no.
Really, ladies.
433
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,084
We can-we can work this out.
Okay?
434
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,738
I mean, we just saw a nice,
we saw a nice cer...
435
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,088
Where y'all goin'?
Where you goin'?
436
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,873
You-you wanna go to a movie
or somethin'?
437
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,745
Wait, you-you need a ride?
438
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,190
Don't go away,
"Roc Live" will be right back.
439
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,591
Say everybody had
a good time after all.
440
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,985
Mm-hmm. There's only
one thing wrong.
441
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:34,205
- What?
- I never got to hear your vows.
442
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,034
Oh, come here I'll whisper
'em to you in your ear.
443
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:45,782
You know,
that's a good you didn't
444
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,218
say that in front of your
mother.
445
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,614
Oh, yeah. What you gonna
do about it, huh? Yeah!
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