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African Americans viewers to do

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I like to introduce you to a
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She's a very special lady.

'We're dedicating
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♪ Them that's got shall have ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ So the Bible says ♪

♪ And it still is news ♪

♪ Mama may have ♪

♪ Papa may have ♪

♪ But God bless the child ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

Shoot! It's cold in here.

I know. I made a nice cup of hot
tea to keep you warm, daddy.

Oh, no, thanks. I just had
two cups of coffee.

And I'm wearing my thermal,
sweats and two pair of pants.

Oh, if nature calls

that's a lot to take off
in a short time.

That's a good point.

But the heat
don't come up soon.

We could always burn that...

...terrible-lookin'
Christmas tree

'that Roc brought home
from the dump.'

'Don't get me started
on that pitiful tree, daddy?'

You know, I've been after Roc
for the past five years

to get us a new, real tree.

- You know how he is.
- 'Yeah.'

If it's free or reusable,
it becomes a family heirloom.

Oh, man!

Hey, these things
wear out Mr. Emerson?

You just have to buy
a new furnace.

Yeah, alright.

- I'll put it in tomorrow.
- Yeah, what time?

Sometime between
8:00 a.m. and noon.

You just make sure
somebody'll be here.

Don't look at me.
I got a life.

Eleanor, Roc, I-I'm sorry

about the inconvenience
these past few days.

But I guess I should've
told you sooner but

I'm trying to sell the place.

- What? What you sellin'?
- You sellin' our house?

Yeah. I'm selling
all of my property.

Uh-uh, there's this,
these buildings here

it's all I got left.

Now, I'm moving back
to Georgia

so I can take care
of my mother. She's sick.

Oh, I'm, I'm sorry
to hear that.

Oh, do you have
any offers, Don?

Well, I had a buyer
but it fell out of escrow.

Listen, there's a rumor going
around in the neighborhood...

Look, I don't want you
guys to get upset but...

Andre Thompson has been
asking about the property.

- Oh, Roc! No, God!
- Andre Thompson!

- That low life drug dealer?
- Come on, Roc.

Listen, you know I wouldn't
sell to nobody like him.

But I'll make you
this one promise.

That I'll find you
a good landlord.

Oh, man! Oh, man!
First we don't have any heat.

Then we find
we're getting a new landlord.

No tellin'
what he'll be like.

Well, thank goodness,
we have this beautiful

Christmas tree to enjoy.

And God willin', one day our
grandchildren will enjoy it too.

Man, the hawk is at it...

Oh, say, Joey,
have you heard about this?

At that economic summit in
Little Rock, Clinton dozed off.

I tell you, there must've been
something in those jelly beans

Ronald Reagan gave him.

Smells like... burnt corn
in here, pop.

Oh, that's just my slippers
thawed off in the oven.

I bet it's a lot warmer
back in your hotel room.

Well, I wouldn't know, pop.

I decided to check out
before I went completely broke.

Then why don't you
move on back here?

- Roc said it was okay.
- Oh, come on, pop.

You know, I move back here,
I gotta hear

the same tired old song
from Roc.

Get a job.
Change your life.

Bring back the receipt.

Just do like I do.

Stack some crackers
and sardines upstairs

so you don't have to come
down when he's home.

No, no, uh,
I can't do that, pop.

Listen, don't say anything
to Roc about this

'cause it'll just
start another argument

he'll say a lot of things
he regrets

and I'll say a lot
of things that I mean.

Then what are you
gonna do, son?

Movin' in with Janice, pop.
Yeah, she believes in me.

Yeah, she'll just let me
practice my music.

And unlike Roc, she won't keep
bugging me to get a job.

Well, it's good you don't
have to job hunt now.

Oh, there's a lot
of competition out there.

George Bush,
Neil Bush, Barbara...

...and Millie.

Hey, what you're doing, sweetheart?

Well, baby, in all
the Christmas rush

I forgot to send a Christmas
card to my cousin Tria.

Hey, well, you know she's not
gonna get it before Christmas.

Well, I figured,
I'll just date it December, 12th

crumple up the envelope
and blame it on the post office.

Hey, Eleanor, sit down. I wanna
talk to you about something.

- Sit right down here.
- Yeah.

Eleanor, you know, we've been
living here a long time.

And even though we've
always had that dream

about buying
a semi-detached house

and leaving
the neighborhood.

I mean, this is
our home you know.

When people like us leave

the Andre Thompson's
of the world move in.

Pretty soon, the neighborhood
are filled with crack houses.

Now, I can't live with that,
you know?

I mean, if we don't take some
responsibility no one else will.

- Yeah.
- So, Eleanor.

How would you feel if we bought
these houses from Don?

Roc, I know you have
good intentions, honey, but

if we buy it, it's gonna
wipe out our savings

and I know you, Roc, you
can't go pass a pay telephone

without checking
the coin return.

Uh, yeah, yeah, well,
that's the kind of discipline

that gives up the means
to be potential home owners.

Right, while you checkin' the
bank statement and readin' it

when you see that we got
$12 left in our bank account

I know you, you gonna
start bitin' your nails

and mumblin' and pacin',
you'll be Grouchy and Grumpy

and Weepy and
all the other Seven Dwarfs.

Oh, no, no, no, not this time.
That won't happen, look.

I've done some figuring and
according to my calculations

if this is the mortgage and
we bring in this much in rent

and in account for maintenance
and other cost...

...we'll be making
$29 more a month.

Well, Lord roll in
the wheel barrel

to carry out all that cash.

Oh, yeah, yeah, alright.
You joke now.

By the end of the year
that's over, um...

- $348.
- Okay, 14 carry the one.

That's $348!

Roc, baby, look,
everything you have said

makes perfect sense, honey.

But are you prepared
to give up your dream

of buying
a semi-detached house?

No, no, no, see, if we put
that $29 a month in the bank

I mean, we can reach
for the stars.

I'm talkin' about
a fully detached house.

You know, and in the meantime
we could stay here

and help out the neighborhood.

Roc, if you feel
this strongly about this

baby, you know I'm with you.

Look, I'll call Don.

And look, I got all kinds of
ideas about how to save money.

I mean, for instance, since
we're paying the water bills...

I'm gonna ask the tenants
to limit their showers

to five minutes.

Roc, I don't know
if that's quite fair

it takes me more than five
minutes to take a shower.

Well, don't worry, baby.
You get 10 minutes.

'Cause you're
gonna shower with me.

Bring on the heat, baby.

There's more live "Roc",
right after these messages.

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

Hello, Mrs. Landlord,
home owner.

Hello, Mr. Landlord,,
home owner.

Ha ha! Hey, you
in there, sweetheart?

You got so much on and I
don't know where you are.

- Here I am, sweetie.
- Oh!

You just got to squeeze me
extra hard to feel me.

Well, that's
my pleasure, baby.

Alright, that's it too, baby.

That's the start, yeah, you...

Oh, shoot, man!
Somebody at the door.

Hurry back.

Alright.
Hey, Jerry. How you doing?

Okay, Mr. Emerson.
I got your new furnace.

Alright, look,
I'm buying these buildings.

We're in escrow right now.

So I'm gonna stay on top
of what you're doing.

Why do we have to
replace the old furnace?

'Cause carbon monoxide
will leak into the house

and people could die.

Well, Roc, you don't want
that to happen

that could lower
the property value.

Baby, why are you so
worried about it for anyway?

You're not buying them,
Don is.

Right, right, okay, go ahead,
put in there

all the furnaces you want.
Knock yourself out.

Oh, Lord, have mercy.

That's crazy George
from next door.

Is he talking to himself?

No. He's havin'
a good day today.

'This boy's crazy.'

- Whoo!
- Hi, George.

- How you doing?
- It's cold.

Don't, don't you touch me.

Uh, look, I saw
your truck outside

so I just wanted to let
you know our heaters out too.

Okay, I'll check it out.

Whoo. Merry Christmas.

Shaker.

George, what you want?

Well, you know my grandmother,
she's watchin' "WrestleMania"

so I had to get outta the house
'cause she like to put my head...

Grandmom is something else.

Whoo, this stuff is used, huh?

'Cause my grandma said
all your stuff's used.

Not all our stuff.

Bad news.
His furnace is busted too.

Well, Don left a check
for one furnace.

You have to wait for him to get
back in town to get yours.

Oh, come on, Roc, man,
I can't go to my grandmother

and tell her I ain't got no
heat, you know she gonna give me

that speech. "You ain't worth
a dime, George. You ain't.

"I'm cold and I'm old, I'm so
cold I'm about to turn blue.

"I'm already black.

"If I'm black and blue I won't
be able to cash my check, y'know

"I shoot craps every weekend,
I lost my teeth last week.

- "Shootin' craps I gotta get.."
- George! George!

Roc, we can't let
grandma freeze.

Why not?
I mean, of course not.

Uh, okay, okay, okay.

G-grandma gets the furnace.
Here you are.

Okay, I'll get
right to it.

That's, you know, there's
some other things I jotted down

that needs some attending to.

"Dripping Faucet.
Squeak on third stair.

Funny smelling
grandma's closet."

Yeah, I guess, I've to start
putting my socks somewhere else.

Let's go, George.
Okay I'm comin'. See ya.

I gotta find
some heat because I can't...

I don't know why I came here to
get the heat from y'all.

'cause you ain't even got
no heater.

You ain't got no heater,
I gotta get some cuddle sock

or some packets of luggage
for my mom.

Come on, grandmother, you know,
if I didn't love you

I wouldn't do this for you.

I don't want that boy
up in here no more.

Man, the hawk is not
playing today.

Oh. Say, son,
how you doing?

- Alright.
- How's living at Janice's?

Well, actually, pop, it's not
working the way I planned.

She started
to get on my nerve.

She keeps asking me the same
weird question over and over.

What question?

What about my needs?

Oh.

She has needs?
You're in trouble.

- Yeah.
- Why don't you come back home?

Oh, I told you, pop,
I can't deal with Roc.

He'll just keep
bugging me to get a job.

Keep tryin' to give me
advice on my life.

Like I would seriously
take advice from a man

who's hobby
is rolling up pennies.

Well, Joey, if you aren't
happy at Janice's

why don't you come on home
and be unhappy

with people that love you.

No, pop, you know,
for me to come home

things gonna have to be
a whole lot different...

Well, let's not talk about it,
it's Christmas eve, pop.

I'm her to see my family.
Come on.

Okay, fine, but I go first.

Clear the way,
I'm the oldest in the family.

- I get the space here.
- I get this...

Whew!

So, did you get a hold
of Don about our furnace?

No, but what's the difference?
It's Christmas eve.

We can't get a guy
here tonight.

Roc, what is wrong
with you?

I'm lookin' over crazy George's
list and I'm thinking.

Being a landlord isn't all
it's cracked up to be.

I don't wanna go sticking
my head in grandma's closet.

You know something, pop?

Your closet get kind of
a funny smell too.

It's the sardines.

All kinds of things will go
wrong with these houses.

I mean the wire, it could go,
the ceiling could sag.

I mean the whole flat
foundation could fall apart.

We'll loose our money.
Look, Eleanor.

If escrow hasn't closed
we can still get out of this.

Roc, why don't we just put it
all aside for now, okay?

I made us some eggnog.

Let's just try and get
in the Christmas spirit.

That's a good idea.
I got it.

Joey, if those are carolers

tell them to go fa la la la
somewhere else.

- Hey, Reverend Adams!
- Hey, look who's here.

Hey, hey, Reverend Adams,
what brings you here?

Well, first let me say
I'm happy to learn

that you're buying my house.
I feel safe with you.

Now, I don't like to burden
a man around Christmas time

but I've some leaky pipes around
my place that needs some fixing.

You know that there's only one
among us who can walk on water.

Am I right? Am I wrong now yo?

Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
about your pipes, reverend

but from now on that's-that's
Don Ellis' problem, you know.

- I'm not your landlord yet.
- Say no more, my brother.

I understand, perhaps you
wouldn't mind if we use

your home for the orphans
Christmas breakfast tomorrow...

Don't worry about it.
I'll fix them pipes.

- Don't worry about it.
- Roc? Roc?

It is Christmas eve.

We cannot get a plumber
out here tonight.

Uh, hey, hey, Roc, Roc. Let me
go take a look at these pipes.

I used to do that kinda stuff
when I was living in New York.

- Thank you, Joey.
- Yeah sure, Mr. Preacher.

So, reverend,
would you like some eggnog?

- Why, yes, thank you.
- Here you go.

- Have a Christmas cookie.
- Oh, word up.

So, brother. We missed you
at services this evening.

Oh, yeah, well,
uh, yeah, um...

You know, we lost our way...

Since you lost your way I
figured I'll find my way

over to you so you could make
your donation

to our Christmas fund.

There are a lot of people who
aren't as fortunate as you are.

Reverend, why don't
you look around.

Do we look
fortunate to you?

Yeah. I could
take you upstairs.

It would make you cry.

I'm sure it would, Brother
Andrew, I'm sure it would.

But I'm sure a lot of homeless
people would be happy

with your situation.
Although it is a might chilly...

Reverend, I've given to the
homeless you know in the past.

You know, quarter here,
quarter there but, uh

things are little
tight right now.

Tight. Tight is a relative term,
Brother Emerson.

Did you know that if you wake up
every morning in your right mind

and your right body
with all your health

and all your strength then
you've been truly blessed.

- Can I get an amen, sister?
- You can have that.

Thank you, thank you...

It's like what
the Lord said at Galilee--

Yeah, alright, I'm rich.
Yeah, yeah, okay, alright.

All I have is a 10.
Eleanor, have any singles?

Singles? My brother, don't worry
the Lord will make change.

Sister Eleanor, I know
you're eager to donate also.

- I'll get my purse.
- Yes, you will. God bless you.

Oh, now, brother,
before I forget

here's a list of some things
that need fixing up in my place.

- Get to that soon.
- Here you go, rev.

- Oh.
- "Paint the kitchen", huh?

- "Shampoo the rug."
- Yes, sir.

"Regrout the bathroom tile."

Yes, sir.
You gotta know something.

The Lord does not like
a dirty bathroom

or a dirty preacher.
God bless you.

Oh, man!

Now I'm working
for a crazy old woman

and a boy of the cloth.

Eleanor, we're getting
out to escrow.

I'm not cut out
to be a landlord.

Wait, Roc, wait a minute.

Now you bought the house
because you said

you wanted to get involved
with the community.

I do, pop, but I don't wanna go
to the poor house doing it.

I mean these repairs
cost money.

Roc, if you wanna invest
in the neighborhood

you gotta invest
in the houses.

Okay, fine, but if we
invest in the houses

where will we find time
to do these repairs?

I mean, Don had a full time
superintendent

to handle
all his properties.

We can't hire
someone like that.

Well, maybe you can find a guy
who down on his luck.

A handyman
who would work cheap.

Whoo! Hey!

I fixed those pipes.
No problem.

- Joey?
- Huh?

I've got a proposition
for you.

How would you like
to move in here

and work for us
as our super?

Now, why would I wanna do
something like that?

Because I heard
you're running out of money

and you leaving
that hotel.

- Oh! Hey, pop.
- I'm sorry, son.

I had to tell him. He was
gonna turn off the oven.

So, wait, what's the deal?

I move in as a super
in exchange for room and board?

Yes, you got it!

That would still leave me
time for my music, wouldn't it?

- Alright, I'll do it.
- Okay, alright.

But, Roc, listen, listen.

You gotta promise me,
if I move back here.

You will never ever, ever, ever
criticize me

or the way I live
my life again.

Alright, alright, okay, okay.
You got it. Okay, okay.

But now you have to promise me

that you'll never
ever, ever, ever

ever ask me
for money again.

- Okay, okay, no problem.
- Okay, we got a deal.

Huh? We got a deal.
Oh, man, who could that be?

♪ We wish you
a Merry Christmas.. ♪

Oh! Carolers.
Isn't that beautiful?

Oh, they so cute!

'Oh, look at
the little fat one.'

Ah! You know what?

This turned out to be a pretty
good Christmas Eve after all.

It sure did.
Hey, Joey, welcome home.

Yeah, welcome home, son.

Yeah, welcome home,
brother-in-law.

Hey, Merry Christmas, family.

And God bless us everyone.

Happy Holidays from
all of us on "Roc Live".

We'll be right back.
Don't go away.

♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly.. ♪

You know, I like caroling
just as much as anybody.

But these damn kids
are giving me a headache.

Why won't they stop already?

I think they're waiting for
somebody to go, give them a tip.

Yeah, well, if that's what
they're waiting for they better

learn some Easter songs.

I'm gonna tell them why don't
they move to crazy George's.

Hey, Roc, come on, it's
Christmas time, kids are trying

to make us happy.
How you gonna tell them to go?

Joey, I'mma keep it nice
and simple.

Kids, you gotta
get away from around here.

Hey, children... we like your
songs very much.

Mm-hmm. And we thank you.

Unfortunately, we have
nothing to give you.

So, goodnight
and Merry Christmas.

Hey, hey, hey!
Cut that out!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
I'm gonna set my dog on you.

Grandma?

Is that you?

♪ Keep on walking ♪

♪ Oh Lord ♪

♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah well well well ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪