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Well, Eddie Murphy sure
has come a long way since

"My girl wants to
party all the time.

Party all the time.
Party all the time."

Ooh.

Anyway, you know Eddie
got a new movie out

and it features
the star of our show...

...Mr. Charles S. Dutton,
our very own.

And for a change, his hair.

Anyway, since Charles
is much too modest

to speak up about his own movie,
I'm gonna do it for him.

And since we don't have
a clip or anything

I'm gonna have to act out
all the parts, okay.

So, now Charles' character

is standing there with his niece
wearing a nice suit.

And then Eddie's
character comes up.

And so he says...

"So is this your uncle?"

And then Charles' character...

Oh and girl,
he's wearing this goatee

looking so fine.

Oh, girl,
we talking Billy De-licious.

So, Charles, he's standin' there
with this nice suit on.

And so he says...

"Yeah. My niece tells me you're
not half as slimy as I thought."

What do you think?

That's some pretty good
imitation of Charles, ain't it?

So, sit back
and enjoy the show.

This is "Roc Live"
from Hollywood.

We better get to work, Charles.
Places.

♪ Them that's got shall have ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ So the Bible says ♪

♪ And it still is news ♪

♪ Mama may have ♪

♪ Papa may have ♪

♪ But God bless the child ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

Hey, pop.

Hey, son.

You know, I was
just reading here about

the state of our
educational system.

- It's a mess.
- Yeah, I know, pop.

I hope when Clinton
gets in office

he does something about it.

Well, he better.

Our children's futures
depend on it.

If a child doesn't
get a good education

he could grow up to be a
criminal or a drug addict.

Or the owner of
the Cincinnati Reds.

Hey, pop, I picked up
some really great stuff

on my route today.

What? You finally got
ahold of some tapes

for that eight track
player you found?

Hey, don't kid yourself, pop.
Eight track's coming back.

'Yeah..'

Hey, look, something else
good happened today, too.

I bumped into Ronnie
and he's inviting me

and some of the fellas over

to watch the Johnson Morales
fight.

Oh, really? I didn't know
Ronnie had cable.

Yeah, it's not that great,
you know.

He still needs pliers
to change the channel.

- Hey.
- Hey, Eleanor.

Eleanor, there's a package
for you on the table.

Oh, goody, finally.

It's probably the crystal
platter that I ordered.

Oh, it's beautiful.

What? Forty-eight dollars
for a bumpy piece of glass?

I'll get a blow torch
and a old car windshield

and make you one
for nothin'.

Roc, I don't have anything
nice like this for company.

Eleanor, we don't need a
forty-eight dollar platter

to serve two dollar
potato chips.

Roc, when have you ever sprung
for two dollar potato chips?

Roc, why can't I have one new

beautiful nice thing
in this house?

Now, we both making
some good money.

Why do we have to deny ourselves
these simple pleasures?

Eleanor, we're in a recession.
Banks are failing every day.

Companies are laying people
off by the thousands.

Look, and if things
are gonna improve

we all have to do our part to
bring the national budget down.

So, are you saying that the
future of the entire US economy

hinges on this
one forty-eight dollar platter?

Well, yeah.

Well, I was gonna
buy some pants.

But now I'm afraid it'll cause
the stock market to crash.

Oh...

See, daddy even
know how you are.

♪ Yeah keep on rocking ♪

Man, I don't agree with that.
What are you saying?

You don't know
what you talkin' about.

Hey, hey, hey, my money says
this macho Morales is gonna put

this boy Scrap Iron Johnson
on his face kissing the canvas

six rounds, watch.

- Watch, watch.
- Joey, that's why you ignorant.

When you run your
mouth off like that

I wanna donate to
the United Negro College fund

because your mind is a waste.

Scrap Iron Johnson is gonna go
the distance with Morales.

Hey, I ain't lying about that.

Them boys in Vegas gonna make
sure they go the distance.

Or sleep with the fishes,
you know what I'm saying?

Well, Ronnie, for the record,
the plural for fish is fish.

But, uh, you know
what I'm saying, right?

Yeah.

Alright, the fight
is getting ready. Come on.

I'm gonna get another beer.
Anybody want anything?

- I'll take another cold one.
- Yeah, some Beer Nuts, Roc.

Hey, Roc, make me
a ham and Swiss on rye

and hold the mayonnaise and put
some Grey Poupon on it.

Thanks.

'Good evening, sports fans.'

'Welcome to the main
event of the evening.'

'The middle weight championship
of the world.'

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Let's get ready to rumble!

- Alright.
- Come on.

Hey, Roc, you better
come on back, man

the fight getting
ready to start.

'Alright, I'll be
right there.'

'I'm bakin' the bread
for Joey's sandwich.'

Alright, alright,
it's time baby.

Oh!

- Oh! Oh! What's going on?
- Wait a minute.

- Five, six, seven...
- Get up!

- What are you doing?
- Eight, nine...

That's the fight, baby.
Stop the fight.

What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?

What did I tell you, huh? What
did I tell you about this boy?

Hey, hey, Scrap Iron Johnson

is a tired-no-stamina-having-two
dollar-pull-in-a-gas-tank

stranded-on-the-highway punk.
Always has been.

Hey, what happened?
What happened?

What happened?
He got knocked out.

Good thing the pliers
didn't fall over TV

we'd have missed
the whole thing.

Oh, man, you sayin'
I missed it all, man?

Everything but the autopsy.

Here, here, Joey, you want
this sandwich?

No, the fight's over.
I want no sandwich now.

Now, you're gonna eat
this Grey Poupon and--

Alright, alright, alright.
Not in this man's house.

Alright, so what
we gonna do now?

I missed the fight.
Look, why don't we go bowling?

- Man.
- No bowling, man.

We can do a little pool
or somethin'.

Oh, man, nobody wants
to shoot no pool, man.

Hey, I'll tell you what.

Why don't we just
sit around and talk?

About women and cars.

Hey, hey, hey. Ya'll wanna play
some poker?

- That's a good idea.
- Let's play some poker then.

Put your money where your mouth
is. I know you just got paid.

- So let's go.
- Hey, you mean...

You mean, for money?

No, Roc, for goats and chickens
like in the old country.

Yeah, for money. Come on.

Now why do we only have
to play for money, you know?

Can't we just play for, you
know, the joy of the sport?

Come on, Roc, man, you suckin'
all the fun out of the evening.

I mean, you know, everyone
thinks you gotta shell out

a lot of money to have fun.

- That's not true.
- Oh, here we go.

I mean, okay,
just like you guys, you know.

You spend $2.50 on a beer.

If I gotta go out and blow 2.50,
I'm gonna do it at happy hour.

That way I get beer, popcorn,
chicken wing

and a fist full
of chicken wings.

So, what's your point, Roc?

You sayin' we should play
for chicken wings?

No, I'll tell you what.

Let's play for match sticks.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Match sticks, well, my palms
are sweatin' now, deal me in.

Alright, check this out.
Why don't we just play?

- Is that cool?
- Alright, match sticks...

- Match sticks it is.
- Alright.

Alright, cool, since
we playing for match sticks

we might as well smoke
some bubble gum cigars...

- Yeah, I fold.
- Yeah, me too.

Yeah, me, too,
I got a hand like a foot.

Well, Roc...

- Look like it's me and you.
- 'That's right.'

Three tens.
Ha-ha, I feel for you, baby.

- Oh! Nice hand, Fred.
- Tough to beat.

- Eh, a pair of queens.
- Ha--

Oh-oh.. Plus, their ugly sister.

- Oh...
- There you go.

Now, I'll tell you if these
match sticks was dollars

I'd be in loss 83 bucks.

Yeah, and I would've won about
three months of rent. Whoa!

Look here, ladies, all this
old nursery school poker

is fine and dandy. But this time
we get down for real.

- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah, I hear you.

Well, I know what you're saying.
Do you know what you're saying?

'Cause if you're sayin' what
I think you're sayin'

you're sayin' you wanna play for
some real money?

Yeah.

You wanna play me
for some real money?

Well, then hold off the fire
alarm 'cause I'm smokin'.

Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute,
Roc.

So you trying to say you wanna
play for money for real?

- You talkin' to me?
- Yeah.

- No, is you talkin' to me?
- Yeah, I'm...

I'm askin' you if you wanna
play for real?

- You wanna play for real?
- You must be, my brother.

Let's play for real.

Y'all wanna play me
for real for some money?

Come on. Let's play.

Y'all wanna play me
for some money?

Y'all wanna play me
for some money?

Alright, we'll play
for some money.

Ya'll wanna play me for some
money. Alright. Come on.

'Wanna play me
for some money.'

If you don't sit your Larry Moe
and Curly dancin' self...

Alright, okay, you wanna play
for some money.

Alright, fine. Alright.

Okay, let's get it on.
Let's get down to business.

- Alright.
- Dollar a match stick.

- Dollar a match stick.
- That's cool.

Dollar a match stick, pal.

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, Roc, you now owe me $706

American, my brother.

Sure, sure, whatever.

You not gonna have a problem
with payin' me, are you?

Problem?

Man, easy come, easy go.

Whoa, I tell you.

See, Roc Emerson
dropped $700 in poker.

I tell ya, I know I should've
brought my camcorder.

- See you later, Joey.
- I'll see y'all later.

'Alright, Fred, take it easy.'

So, Roc, how you gonna
pay this man?

You gonna dig up
some coffee cans

you got buried
in your backyard?

Hey, look, Ronnie, I've to
run down to the bank.

I'll square you-I'll square you
away later.

Hey, man, I know
you're good for it.

Don't worry about it.

- You wanna have a cold one?
- Yeah, yeah.

Right on.

Seven hundred dollars.

Damn! How did this happen?

- It's like I went crazy.
- Well--

I knew one day I'll have
to blow my brains out.

That'll teach you, Roc.

You should leave gambling
to us professionals.

Eleanor's gonna kill me
when she finds out about this.

So, don't tell her then, Roc.

Joey, Eleanor reads
bank statements.

When she sees the $700 missing
what am I gonna tell her, huh?

Clinton raised taxes.

Alright, alright, Roc,
how about this?

I'll give you the $700, okay?

You pay me back
a little bit at a time.

That way Eleanor, she'll never
know anything about it.

- No, Joey, forget it.
- Well, come on, Roc.

Seriously,
now since that car accident

my pockets have been runnin'
deep for a change.

As much as you've done for me,
let me do this for you.

Joey, I don't borrow money
from anyone.

It's just not the way I live.

Roc, there's nothing wrong
with going into debt.

I mean, the last five
presidents did it.

It's your birth right
as an American. Come on.

Joey, if I borrow, I owe.

And I don't wanna owe anyone.
Especially you.

So, what you're tryin' to say,
Roc? My money is no good?

- Well, not that but--
- Yeah, yes, it is.

See, Roc, it would
just kill you to let me do

something for you once,'
wouldn't it? Damn.

Well, then never mind,
big brother.

Forget I even brought it up. Was
trying to do something for you...

Hey, man.

I overheard Joey,
your brother talking.

You know, I gotta
tell you something.

I really respect
your integrity.

Of course...

...I would've taken the money.
You know what I'm saying.

That's the kind of brother I am.
You know what I'm sayin'.

"Roc Live"
will continue in a moment.

♪ Keep on rocking ♪

Roc lost $700 at poker?

- Mm-hmm.
- He can't even say $700.

Yeah, I know, pop.

You know, I tried to give him
the money

so he wouldn't have to tell
Eleanor about it.

- Uh-huh.
- He turned me down.

I mean, that's insulting, pop.

I mean, especially since
I've been polite enough

to take everything
he's ever given me.

Well, son, don't take it
personally.

Roc's always been too proud
to take anything from anyone.

Now, I remember when I
used to come home

from one of those
long railroad trips.

I'd feel guilty about
being away from you boys.

So I'd take you
to a movie.

But Roc would always insist
on paying his own way.

That must've made you feel
more guilty, huh?

No, not really. I just made him
pay for you and me too.

Okay, I'm gonna
get out of here, pop.

I don't wanna be around
when Roc gets home.

Yeah, I wish I could say
the same thing. But I live here.

- Take it easy, daddy.
- Alright, you too, son.

Alright.

- Hey, pop.
- 'Hey.'

- Eleanor home?
- No, not yet.

But don't worry.

I didn't breathe a word to her
about all that money you lost.

Oh, man,
Joey told you already.

Oh, son, don't blame Joey.

See, Joey and I
have an understanding.

He tells me your business.
And I let him into your house.

Well, it doesn't matter
anyway, pop.

'Cause I'm gonna
bite the bullet

and tell Eleanor everything.

Oh, I wouldn't do that, son.

The last time you told her about
one of your gross errors

of judgment, we got on a first
name basis

with this pizza delivery boy.

Oh, pop, I gotta
tell her, you know

otherwise... I feel guilty.

Why do you always
have to confess?

I swear, when your mother
was pregnant with you

she must've been
scared by a Catholic.

Oh, hey, baby.

Eleanor, those are some
beautiful flowers.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

Yeah, they'll go
perfect on your grave.

Now, son, I wouldn't
do that if I was you.

I'm tellin' you.

- Uh, Eleanor.
- Yeah, sweetie, baby.

Uh, I'll call
the pizza guy now.

- Uh, Eleanor.
- Hmm.

- We need to talk.
- Oh, Roc, come on.

Now don't start gettin' on me
about these flowers.

They only co.. They was on sale,
only cost a dollar forty nine.

And I didn't even touch
the household fund.

I used some change that I
found under the sofa cushion.

Hey, well, that's great.

Ain't you becoming
a fine domestic economist.

- Thank you.
- Hey, listen, sweetheart.

What I wanted
to tell you is, um...

Well... it all started, you know

with the fight last night,
you know.

- Yeah.
- It was real short.

- Yeah.
- You know, real short.

I mean, real, real,
real, real short.

Roc, honey, what are
you trying to say?

Oh, we didn't have anything else
to do, you know

so we played poker,
and I lost $700.

What did you say?

Oh, you know, it was a real
short fight, I was crying

'cause, you know I lost...

You lost $700.
Roc, how could you?

Eleanor, I got really excited.

You know, my blood started
pumping, you know.

I started picturing myself
with all this cash in my pocket.

Did you also picture yourself
with suitcases and a bus ticket?

Hey, come on, Eleanor.

Come on, I made a mistake
and I'm sorry.

And I don't need to be
lectured about it.

Oh, yeah, right.

You don't need a lecture
about losing $700

but I need a lecture
about a crystal platter

that cost only $47.

Forty-eight.

Look at this, Roc.

So, Eleanor, did you drop it
or bust it over his head?

I dropped this one
but it's still early.

Well, if it were me

I'd have taken
the $700 from Joey

and kept it quiet.

Joey offered you $700
and you didn't take it?

Oh, come on, Eleanor.

You know how I feel
about borrowing money.

Roc, so you're saying that
you could've taken the money

paid up, I wouldn't
have known anything

and I still had
my beautiful vase?

Well, yeah, I guess so.

What the hell wrong with you?

You on some kind of medication
I don't know nothing about?

And when he turned down
Joey's help

he hurt his feelings too.

In fact,
as Joey told it to me

I think he was
holdin' back tears.

Oh, poor little Joey.

Bid bad Roc wouldn't
take his money.

I don't think he meant it.
He was showboating.

Joey's never done nothin'
unless it's for Joey.

Hey, Roc, I need to talk
to you in private, please.

Anything you've to say to me

you can say it in front of
Eleanor and pop.

Roc, if I tell you in front
of certain people

it defeats the purpose
of what I got to tell you.

Well, just go on,
say what you gotta say.

Alright, fine.

Roc, I bought you a marker from
Ronnie, so wouldn't have to

tell your wife
about that $700 you lost.

Now she knows,
are you happy?

Well, alright, Joey.

Wait a minute,
she knew already?

That's right,
so I don't need your money.

Well, I'm gonna lend it
to you anyway.

- Look, Joey, I told you no.
- I don't care what you say.

I'm gonna give you this help
whether you want it or not.

Forget it,
I pay my own debts.

There was a time when you
weren't so independent

that you took money from me.

If you talkin' about
that pencil box

I paid you back for it.

Now, you just wait a minute.

Now, you just listen to me,
Roc Emerson.

I'm gonna tell you something.
Now Joey here is family.

And that is what family
is for, to depend on.

Yeah, you're always sayin'
that Joey was too selfish.

Now this is a big step for him.
Let him help you.

Now, Roc, I want you
to accept what Joey did.

And I want you
to tell him thank you.

Ha, you can't be serious.

She looks serious to me.

Now, what do you say when
somebody gives you something?

Thanks.

Now you can do
better than that.

Come on, Roc,
say it like you mean it.

I'm waiting.

Well, thank you, Joey.

I'll write you a check.

Check?
Are you crazy?

After all the food he's eaten
out of our refrigerator?

After all the loads of laundry
I done washed for him?

Oh, I know how
to pay him back, Roc.

Joey, I wanna thank you
very much.

Son, you made me feel
real proud today.

Eh, eh. That's the last time
I loan anybody

in this family some money.

I'm serious, too.
That's it, I'm serious.

From now on, "Eh, Joey,
can I borrow--"

"No, you can't borrow nothing."

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♪ Whoa whoa whoa
oh whoa ♪

- Deal the cards.
- I know how to play poker.

I'm not sayin'
that you don't.

I just wanna see how
you managed to flush

$700 down the toilet.

Eleanor, all I wanna know is

is this gonna haunt me
till I die?

No, if you slip into a coma
someday, I'll let it go.

Just look at your cards, Roc.

Bad hand, huh?

What, what, what happened?

What, what, what did I do?
My face give it away?

Sorta.

You perspiring
and I can see the cards

reflected on your forehead.

♪ Keep on rocking ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on rocking ♪

♪ Whoa yeah ♪