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You are the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen, honey.

Oh, hey.
Hey, how you doin'?

Hi, I'm Rocky Carroll,
welcome to tonight's

live episode of "Roc" and we're
very glad that you're with us.

But I hope it's not because you
were watching "In Living Color"

and just decided you were lazy
to find out

what else is on, see?

We want you to choose us,
so let me give you

the rest of
your viewing options.

And then you can decide, okay?

Cocky, am I?

No, I just know what else is on.

Alright.

On CBS we have
"Murder She Wrote"

which features "a murder at a
film festival in Milan, Italy."

Italy! Folks, this show
has been on so long

they ran out
of Americans to kill.

Let's see, NBC.

"Eye-witness video features

dangerous storms recorded
by a hurricane video."

Hmm. Mm-hmm, I get it.

It's sorta like a "Candid
Camera" for sadists, huh?

And ABC,
"America's Funniest People."

"Features a movie remake

called "The Worminator."

No, I'm-I'm serious.
That's-that's what it says here.

Alright, folks. The way I look
at it, you got two options.

You can watch our show
or you can open a book and read.

Hey uh, before we go, one of our
staff members had a baby today.

So, uh, congratulations to you

and happy birthday
to my buddy Adam

from-from me and your grandpa,
and to all my family back

in Cincinnati, Ohio,
peace to you.

Uh.

♪ Them that's got shall have ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ So the Bible says ♪

♪ And it still is news ♪

♪ Mama may have ♪

♪ Papa may have ♪

♪ But God bless the child
that's got his own ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

Hey, if it isn't
the sexiest nurse in Baltimore.

Yeah, yeah, right,
Roc, get this

piece of junk out
my living room.

Hey, this isn't junk,
this is a foosball table.

You know, miniature soccer,
I found it on my route.

Roc, honey, baby,
I love my work too.

But you don't see me comin'
home every night

from the hospital with
Jell-O and bedpans.

Oh, don't worry, sweet heart.

I-I'll have Joey
fix it up and sell it.

Hey, hey, hey,
what's the matter?

It's all the politics about
this promotion that I'm up for.

You know, Cynthia and Jamie.

The other nurses
that I'm competing with.

Yeah, Cynthia,
she's the one who ate up

all the food
at the birthday party, huh?

Even had the nerve to ask
for a plate when she left.

Yeah, and Jamie
is the bony white one.

Yeah, well, Cynthia has been
telling all the doctors

that I disconnect
my patient's call buttons.

And Jamie, she's getting it
on with the chief surgeon.

I thought I could
get this promotion

the old fashion way
and earn it.

Well, that's what
Jamie's doing.

Only her way's even older.

Well, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Now, I-I thought Matty decides
who gets that promotion.

I mean she's the head nurse.

Yeah, but the doctors
have a lot of influence

and Matty and I...we aren't
exactly running buddies.

I mean, I wish there was a way
I could get closer to her.

But what do I have in common
with a 56-year-old woman?

Well, you both wear
those ugly white shoes.

- Daddy! Hey, daddy?
- Hmm?

You met Matty remember?

- At the hospital picnic.
- Oh, sure.

Very attractive woman.

Brought the potato salad.

Her potatoes were nice
and firm.

I like that in a woman.

Well, you know,
daddy, uh...

...Matty is single
and she hasn't stopped asking

about you since
that hospital picnic.

Now, Eleanor, don't--

And, daddy,
I was just wondering.

You know, maybe you invited
her out to dinner

you two might really
hit it off and...

Then you can you can
slide in a good word.

Now wait, now wait baby, I want
you to get this promotion, too

but using pop to get in good
with Matty is just as bad

as what Cynthia and Jamie
are doing.

Is your name "Daddy?"

Oh, come on, Eleanor,
this isn't you.

Right, Roc,
this isn't me.

I'm always the nice person
who gets passed over.

Do you know what Cynthia
calls me at the hospital?

Nurse Goody Two Shoes.

Well, Nurse Goody Two Shoes
is tired of being passed over

and is gonna learn to be just
as ruthless as everyone else.

Oh, relax, Eleanor,
promotion or no promotion

I'd enjoy spending
some time with Matty.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

And I'll see what
I can do to talk you up.

But if 300 years of American
history has any indication

that promotion is going
to the little white tramp.

You ought to quit now, Roc, to
save yourself some embarassm--

Oh, go ahead and shut up.
You come on, come on...

- See that?
- Yeah.

You're too old
and you're too slow.

Alright, that's it.
Say your prayers, punk.

Wait a minute. Hold-hold on,

I gotta get that. I gotta
get that. Wait a minute.

- Right there.
- Score.

Hey, no, no, no, come on.
Th-th-that-that don't count man.

Uh... I don't recall anybody
saying "time-out."

- Alright, come on in, Troy.
- 'Hey, Troy!'

What's up, nigger?

I'm here for
your foosball table.

Oh, no, no, no, we-we've been
having such a blast.

I hate to give this thing up
now, you know, Joey and I

used to play this for hours
when we were kids.

Yeah, brings back a whole lot
of memories, Joey.

Well, now, you're not gonna
share it with me, are you?

Oh. Yeah, that's real cute,
look, why don't you get away

and come back
for the table later, okay?

Oh, I understand, you got
your hands on a $100 table

and you just
don't wanna give it up.

- A hundred bucks?
- That's right.

Alright, score.
I win, alright, take it out

- Wait, I wasn't even ready.
- Come on.

Take it out, now you sure I can

get a 100 bucks for this thing?

- Fifty if we're lucky.
- Why did you say a 100?

'Cause I didn't think
you'd stop playing for $50.

Oh, man, I was really getting
into that game, boy.

Yeah, I'm gonna
miss playing that game.

Yeah, what would we ever do
without foosball.

Our national pass time.

- Hey, pop.
- Hey, pop.

Hey, daddy.
Where's Matty?

Oh, she just dropped me off
on her way to work.

And?

- How was the date?
- Horrible.

That's the last time I'd go
out with somebody based on

three minutes of conversation
and a scoop of potato salad.

Oh-h-h-h-h, daddy.
What happened?

Nothing, I had a bad date.

Haven't you ever
had a bad date?

No, but I've heard of 'em.

So, uh, did you get a chance
to talk Eleanor up?

- 'Yeah, did you?'
- Yes, she liked her?

But she won't make a decision
for six months.

- 'Oh!'
- Now, anything else?

Well, daddy, I'm sorry that
the date didn't work out

but I really do appreciate
you trying, thank you.

Well, you don't
have to thank me.

But if she calls, you tell
her I was... drafted.

- Oh.
- I'm going to bed.

Oh-ho, well, I guess
I'm just gonna have to get that

promotion by being
a good, good nurse.

Unless I can come up
with a better way.

I'm off to the snake pit,
baby, bye-bye.

- Go get 'em, sweetheart.
- I will.

And you know, um... you know
I'd promote you.

I know you would.

I'd promote you
anytime you want.

I got some medicine
for you too, baby.

- Come home and wait till--
- You're big fine handsome...

Well, I guess I better go too,
the foosball table is gone

and I really don't enjoy
your company that much.

Hey, well, Joey, before you go,
I just wanna say

you know, I didn't mean
to whip your butt, you know

but just my skill overcame me
and I couldn't help myself.

You still can't get
over it, can you, Roc?

- Even after all these years?
- What're you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact
that I, little Joey Emerson

am the Muhammad Ali of this
family, I am the greatest.

Oh, man, give me a break,
you're not the greatest.

I held that title
in '70, '71 and '72.

- Only time you had it was--
- '73, the last time we played.

- So I still hold the crown.
- Oh, man. You're crazy, man.

Oh, you may address me
as the greatest Joe Frazier.

No, you ain't Joe Frazier, wait
a minute, hold it. Alright.

That's it, I'mma settle this
once-once and for all.

I'm gonna prove that I have
more physical ability

more finesse and heart
than you ever did.

Alright, as Mike Tyson would
say, "We'll see about that."

- Come on.
- Alright, what is this?

Event number one,
the hand slap.

Alright, alright, alright.
I'm waiting.

- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

You sure you ready?

- How come you get to go first?
- Because I'm the greatest.

How about that?

Yeah, I'm tired too, Dr. Wilson.

You were incredible last night.

Don't worry, it'll come out
with club soda.

So have you talked
to Matty about me yet?

No, no rush.

Okay, bye.

Think about me in surgery.

How long have you
been standing there?

Long enough to know that you are
a conniving back-stabbing slut.

Hey, girls!
How's it going?

I don't know what you're
getting on my case for?

She set up her father-in-law
with Matty.

Well, I guess, I'm going after
this promotion all wrong.

Who can I sleep with
to get ahead?

That depends on
how much anesthesia

you can get a hold of.

Oh, will you two
take it easy!

The thing with my father-in-law
didn't even work out.

Oh, did things go badly
for Nurse Goody Two Shoes?

That's Head Nurse
Goody Two Shoes to you.

- Hi, Eleanor.
- Hi, Matty.

I wanna thank you for setting me
up with your father-in-law.

He is the most charming man
I've met in a long time.

Oh, Matty,
I'm so happy for you.

Uh-huh, and when you
get tired of him

I want you to meet my uncle.

You know, most men just
wanna talk about themselves.

But Andrew is such
a great listener.

I can't wait
for our next date.

- Next date?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, I'm glad you
had a good time.

And, uh,
just between you and me.

Girl, he is the best lover
I've had since my husband died.

Ooh, honey.

Alright, alright,
no, no, alright.

This is the undisputed
pound for pound

greatest event number five.

- Uh-huh. Yeah? What's it?
- The arm punch.

Yeah, yeah. We keep trading
punches till somebody gives in.

Alright, alright,
take your best shot.

Alright, get ready... get ready
to get feel the mighty python.

Alright, come on with it.
Come on.

That didn't hurt.

You just, uh, making that face
because you're constipating?

I-I, no, I admit it-it burns a
little bit you know what I mean.

But that's nothing compared
to what I'm about to give you.

- Okay, I give. You win.
- No, no, come on, man.

- You can't do that. Alright.
- Hey, you win.

As the winner, I get to pick
the next event, right?

- Alright, right.
- Alright, wrestling.

Huh? Oh-oh, no, Roc.
Man, I don't wanna hurt you.

Wha-what's the matter?
You scared?

I, n-no, I ain't scared.
The greatest knows no fear.

Well, come on with it, come on,
move that...

Just move it, come on--

- I'll run you all up and down.
- Come on.

- Wait, wait a minute.
- Ah!

Alright, now
who's the greatest?

- I'm the greatest.
- Stop lying, wh-who?

- Eleanor.
- Ah...

Okay.

- I'm still the greatest.
- Yeah?

I'll get it.

- You guys need a hobby.
- Yeah.

- Hey.
- Staple it, slim.

I don't want the info taking up
the space in my head.

'Cause that's where
I do my thinking.

- Here.
- Okay.

I sold that foosball table.

Alright. Look,
you wanna come in?

Joey will be unconscious
in a few moments.

No, thanks. I'm a lover,
not a fighter.

- Hey, wait a minute. Wait.
- Oh, yeah.

So. Ah! So, Roc.

I guess you think you got
the upper hand, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, well.
- Yeah I think you do too.

'Let me tell you something..'

Where's your father?

- He's in the kitchen.
- Thank you, Joey.

'Hey, wait a minute.'

- Daddy.
- Oh, Eleanor, you see this.

Miss Florida won the Miss
America Pageant last night.

Did you know that they spread
glue on their bottoms

to keep their bathing suits
from riding up?

Daddy, that is very interesting

but we gotta talk
about something else.

Now if you knew that you aren't
going to be seeing Matty again

daddy, you shouldn't
have slept with her.

So, she told you,
did she?

Daddy, what you thought
was a harmless fling

to Matty, was very special.

I'd rather not talk
to you about this.

Well, you better talk to me
about this because

I'm in the middle
of this, damn it.

I can't believe I got
myself into this.

I can't believe
I got Matty into this.

Eleanor, please.
Let's just drop it.

Daddy, you lied to me.

What's all that stuff
you said about

the date being so horrible?

I didn't wanna tell you what
really happened, alright.

What?

How I was sitting at
the dinner table with Matty

and I was seeing Loretta.

The way Matty tilted her head,
the way she laughed...

...it was like my wife
was still alive.

Next thing I know, we wind up
at Matty place making love.

But she wasn't Loretta.

And I may have just
been using her.

So, how can I ever look her
in the eye again?

Daddy, you can't leave her
hanging like this?

What am I supposed to do?
Tell her the truth?

She'll hate me.

Well, that may be so, but you're
gonna have to deal with her.

Because while you were making
love with Loretta

Matty was making love to you.

Tsk.

She's gonna be so disappointed.

Lord, why was I cursed
with these rugged good looks?

♪ Whoa oh-whoa ♪

Oh, man!

Man, I'm too old for this, man.

I know.

Whoever said that sex
was the best form of exercise

they didn't play basketball.

You know, this can't be good
for our health.

When'd you figured that out?

During the rock fight.

Look, you know, we gotta find
a tie-breaker, man

and end this damn
greatest thing, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Why are we doing this
to ourselves anyway?

Man, we've been like this since
we were kids, you know.

We get into this competitive
thing and we can't stop.

It's like a habit, you know.

How did it start?

Well, we would...
We had to do something.

We were too young to smoke.

You know, it wasn't, it wasn't
like I even cared about...

...you know,
beating you back then.

I mean, I was six years older.
It was easy.

Oh, come on, Roc. You're always
trying to show me up.

No, I think I was always
trying to show you how.

You just wouldn't listen.

Remember that time I first
taught you to shoot hoops.

Yeah, I remember
what you told me.

You said, "Line up the ball
with you body.

"Guide the ball
with you left hand.

Shoot the ball
with your right hand ."

Yeah, but see, but see,
you always wanted

to shoot it like this here,
you know.

'Cause it looked all cool,
you know.

So I had to beat you just
to-just to show you a lesson.

Wait a minute, Roc,
I still shoot like that

and I just whooped you,
so what kinda lesson was that?

Well, I ain't worked
that out yet.

See, it's not a matter of right
or wrong, Roc. It's what works.

I've been trying to show you
that all my life

in everything from-from
basketball to monopoly.

Yeah, I know it. Wh-what?
Wait a minute. Hold-hold on.

You ain't never beat me
at monopoly.

Oh, I sure did.
I beat you all the time.

No, I whooped you down, and I
can still whoop you, Joey.

Well, Kitty's got a game right
in the closet.

- We can go find out now.
- Alright, fine.

- I'm the race car
- No. I'm the race car.

- I'm the race car!
- I'm the race car.

Coming.

Matty, I can't be
what you want me to be. No, no.

Matty, I can't love someone else
until I can love myself.

Oh, to heck with it.
Matty get lost.

- Hello, Andrew.
- Oh, Matty.

- Good to see you.
- You too.

Uh.. Can I get you
something to drink?

Well, Andrew,
you know I don't drink.

Ah, you might
need it for later.

You know, I'm really glad that
you called, I was, uh...

...I was hoping you would.

Matty, I think we need
to talk about

what happened the other night.

Oh, I know. Isn't it amazing
how we just clicked?

How many things
we have in common?

I'm a widow,
you're a widower.

Oh, dead spouses.

What a depressing thing to base
a relig-relationship on.

Oh, anyway,
we're getting off the subject.

I'd like to talk about you.

I talked enough about me
on our last date.

Tell me about you.

Alright.

I-I'm a loner.

Uh, not much of a talker. Moody.
Withdrawn. Uh, bad temper.

Quit kidding, Andrew.
You're not like that at all.

Oh, Matty, please. Look.
I have something to say, uh...

I-I don't think we should
see each other anymore.

I see. Um...
May I ask why?

Doesn't matter why.

I mean if I told you, you'll
just get upset and leave me

so let's just assume
I did and you did

and I feel rejected.

Andrew, I deserve an answer.

Alright, uh.. In short...

I went out with you to help
Eleanor get the promotion.

- Is that so?
- Oh, wait.

It gets worse.

I only slept with you because
you reminded me of my late wife.

Now, I know it was wrong
and I'm sorry.

Would you like to cry now?

You have got some nerve.

Well, don't flatter yourself
mister, because if you think

I'm gonna fall all to pieces
because I cannot live without

the likes of you,
think again, boyfriend.

Well, what are you
yelling at me for?

I was just trying to be honest.

Well, next time, lie,
you old goat.

Who're you calling old goat?

You, you old buzzard.

You got some mouth
on you, woman.

At least when I dump somebody,
I don't beat around the bush

like you do,
I just do it.

Hey, weren't you listening?

I didn't wanna dump you, I just
figured you wanted to dump me.

Are you saying you
still wanna see me?

Yeah, you got a problem
with that?

Oh, Matty...

Look, can we start over?

Let's forget the other night
and say this is our first date.

Yeah, but what if I don't want
to forget the other night?

That's even better.

So, would you like
to go see a movie?

- Sure.
- Good.

"For The Love Of Ivy"
is on Channel Five.

Yeah, well...

Eleanor told me
youEmerson men were cheap.

Huh.

Oh, this is the best part,
this is where Abbey Lincoln

quits working for
that white family

and goes off with
Sidney Poitier.

Yeah, and she doesn't even
give them two weeks' notice.

Now, that's my kind of movie.

"Roc" will be right back.

Yeah, well, I've certainly
learned my lesson.

When you try to get ahead
by treating people

like chess pieces, you're
just asking for trouble.

Yeah, I know, Eleanor, you did
a horrible thing

you're never gonna do it again,
okay? So get off it, okay?

Oh... I know you're tired of
hearing it, it's just that

I don't wanna make
the same mistake twice.

You know if I'm Nurse Goody
Goody Two Shoes

then that's who I'm.

Next time, you hear me putting
winnings above people feelings...

...I want you to
just... slap me.

Oh, baby, you know, I could
never slap you.

I love you, sweetheart.
Hey, wa-wait a minute.

How much money have you
been taking for pass and go?

As much as I can get.

Alright, well, now that you've
been giving yourself a raise...

...why won't you let me,
give you that promotion?

Yeah? Oh, yeah?

Ooh, I kinda like it
at the top.

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh Lord ♪

♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Oh Lord ♪

♪ Whoa-oo-whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Whoa yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪