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I-I'm gonna tell 'em
to put you out of the house.

- Hey, look--
- Okay, oh, oh.

Oh, hi! I'm Charles S. Dutton.

Welcome to our second
live episode of "Roc."

For those of you
who missed last week's

it went pretty well.

But...

...there was something
that bothered me, see?

Me and the other cast members,
we have this bet going on.

Who mess up the most lines?

Well, there was
only one line flopped.

And I did it.

Fifty bucks gone like that.

That was more than
six trips to Supercuts.

You know, but this year of
betting on actors messing up

is not only
for us on this show.

I mean, you can play this
at home.

I mean, just pick the actor
who looks the sleepiest.

Put your money down,
and you can clean grandma

out of her whole
social security check.

I mean, you know, well,
look, look

good luck, have fun.

Happy birthday, Mrs. Hoi.

"Roc," it's more
than television.

It's off-track betting.

♪ Them that's got shall have ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ So the Bible says ♪

♪ And it still is news ♪

♪ Mama may have ♪

♪ Papa may have but ♪

♪ God bless the child ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ God bless the child ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

- Hey, Roc.
- Hey, pop, where you been?

Well, here and there.

Searching the back alleys
of Baltimore

lookin' for the remains
of my dead son

who you drove
from the safety of this house.

Nowhere special.

Now, pop,
why do you have to say that?

You know, I feel bad enough
as it is.

Oh, I was just
goofin' on you, son.

- I'm sure he's fine.
- Yeah, well, I hope so.

You know, it's been a week
since we heard from him.

Oh, you know how Joey is.

He never calls
unless he's in trouble.

Not hearing from him
means he's alright.

Yeah, I guess so.

Or decomposing.

- 'Hey, sweetheart!'
- 'Eleanor.'

Uh-huh.

- What? Is something wrong?
- Wrong? No.

It's every woman's dream
to walk ten blocks

carryin' two heavy bags
of groceries

'cause her husband
refuses to buy a car.

Now, Eleanor,
we've been through this now.

- We're not getting a car.
- We're not getting a car.

- We can't afford it.
- We can't afford it.

- We're saving up for a house.
- We're saving up for a house.

You're just inches away from
throwing me out too, aren't you?

Look, Roc, I know that
we savin' up for a house

but there are actually
some people

who have a car and a house.

That's why they build 'em
with those big doors in front

that go up and down.

You don't have to be sarcastic.

Why don't you
throw her out, Roc?

Hey, everybody. Look, it's Joey.

- 'Oh.'
- Hey.

- 'Joey!'
- Boy, my boy.

- 'How you doin'?'
- Oh, where have you been?

- We've been worried sick, boy.
- Hey, well, you know me.

- I always land on my feet.
- Hey, hey, Joey.

Hey, Roc.

Uh, sis, I brought you
a little somethin'.

Oh, your laundry. Thank you.

I'll just go put these
in some water.

Thanks, sis.
Boy, I sure missed her, boy.

Uh, you must be hungry.

Can I get you something
to eat, son?

- Uh, sure, pop.
- Alright.

Well, look, a-about some of
the things I said I was--

Uh, yeah. Yeah, Roc, me too.

You know, I just did
what I did 'cause I thought

it would be good for you,
you know?

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I mean, in your own sick,
pig-headed

bullyin' way
you thought you were...

...you thought you were
doing the right thing.

Well, I guess
I had that comin'.

- Hey, man, I missed you, man.
- I missed you too.

How you doing, Joey?

Man, you looking good.

So, uh, must be pretty dead
around here without me, huh?

Yeah, well, you know, you bring
excitement wherever you go.

Yeah, so wh-where you
staying anyway?

Homeless shelter.
Hey, uh, pop.

That food ready yet?

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪

The dumbest thing at that
convention was Quayle's speech.

- What a moron!
- I don't know.

He seemed like
a regular guy to me.

He said he shared, uh,
shared a room with his brother

and walked a-a mile
to school every mornin'.

Oh, yeah. When did Quayle
ever walk to school?

No, no, no. When did Dan Quayle
ever go to school?

Look out. Chair coming through.

Hey, Roc, uh, is this the kind
of thing you're looking for?

Hey, that's fine.
It's exactly what I wanted.

Uh, you know, Roc

just because someone
throws something out

it don't mean it automatically
becomes a perk.

Some garbage... really is.

Well, this particular perk
ain't for me.

It's for Joey.
Hey, he called this mornin'.

He finally found himself
an apartment.

- Good for him.
- Hey, that's great.

That's great. Where's he been
staying till now?

Well, you know, around.
You know, here and there.

- Like where?
- I don't know.

Well, come on, Roc. Where?

Homeless shelter.

What did he say?
Animal shelter?

Wh-what was he doing living
in a animal shelter?

What's the difference
where he's been living, huh?

He's got a new place
and tomorrow night

we're all going over to throw
him a house-warming party.

You know, make him feel good
about the dump he's living in.

I mean, what do you care
about how he feels?

He's out of your hair.
Uh, so to speak.

Yeah, yeah, alright, yeah.
Well, look.

The whole point is to make
him take responsibility.

If we can get him to likes the
place, he'll wanna keep it.

And the only way he can do that
is to get a job.

Uh, okay, Roc. Whatever you say.

- I'll see you later, man.
- Yeah, alright.

Yeah, I'm gonna take off too.

Alright, Roc, I, uh, guess
you want a lift with the chair.

Oh, yeah, sure,
but if you only promise

that you won't bug me
about gettin' my own car.

I mean, I get enough
of that from Eleanor.

Okay, forget it.

Hey, sis. Hey, pop.

Come in, please.

So, uh, what do you think?

Well, to be honest,
we were expecting

something a little more...

- More--
- Rat holey.

Here, I bought you
a little house-warming gift.

Oh, thank you, pop.

Malcolm X.

Um, pop, I appreciate
the thought but, uh...

...I don't think
it goes with the decor.

Oh, nonsense.
Black goes with everything.

Here, Joey,
I-I bought you some dinner.

Oh, well, thank you. I'll just
go pop this in the microwave.

Um, make yourselves at home.

How on earth he get
a place like this?

Oh, maybe it's better
we don't know.

It could make us accessories.

Now, this cushion doesn't
look too good but, uh...

This isn't a dump!

Well, it wasn't until you
brought that chair in here.

Well, you know, I-I didn't...
E-Ernie wanted you to have this.

Oh, okay.

How in the hell
are you paying for this place?

I'm not, Roc,
I got this musician buddy

named Kenny Seals, he got
a three month gig out of town

so he asked me
to house sit for him.

- Oh, that's great, Joey.
- That's good, son.

Oh, house sit,
so you just hang around here

and you don't have
to do anything?

- Oh, Roc.
- Well, well, yeah.

AHow you like me now?

So, uh, you folks want
something before dinner?

Uh, some Perrier? Some juice?

- Uh, some cappuccinos?
- Uh, j-just some water.

You know, some good old,
American, ordinary, tap water.

- I'd like some Perrier, please.
- Me too.

Well, since when do you guys
started drinking Perrier?

You're right, Roc,
it might go to our heads

and then we'll start
puttin' on airs.

Alright, that's two Perriers

and one au de tap, comin' up.

I mean, can you believe this?

I put myself through hell the
past week just to motivate him

to get a job. Now, he doesn't
have to.

You did the best
you could do, Roc.

At least, this way,
you know he's safe.

'Uh, could one of you
get that, please?'

Oh, sure, Joey. Anything to make
your life easier.

I'll get it.

Hello. Uh-huh.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Joey...

...uh, the doorman.

Your Mercedes is back
from the car wash.

Mercedes? He's got a Mercedes?

Yeah, buddy, that's the best
part of this whole set-up.

Oh, a Mercedes.

That's a car, isn't it?

Don't start it, Eleanor.

Ah, dinner is served. Table
for four. This way, please.

Roc, I'm just trying to point
out that we're the only people

in Baltimore
who don't have a car.

Well, the bus is like your
personal limo, isn't it?

I'm not laughing, Roc.

'I don't ask for much.'

Joey, what say you and me
go eat in the Mercedes?

♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪

I'm saying, you don't have
to be rich to have a car.

All I'm trying
to say is even Joey

who was in a homeless
shelter yesterday

is now driving a Mercedes

and we're still worryin'
about exact change.

Well, that's better
than worrying about

car payments we can't make.

Roc! Urgh!

This man gonna drive me crazy.

Come on, Joey,
come fold up your laundry

and get it out of here.

Well, I-I just served
you dinner though.

And I cooked it.

Alright, that's a good point.

- Son, you alright?
- Oh, pop.

Doesn't she realize
I'd love to buy her a car?

You know, it just isn't fair.

You know, I work my butt off
all my life

and I've got nothing.

Joey doesn't lift a finger
and he's got everything.

A condo, car, everything--

Oh, you got somethin'
much more important.

You got strength,
and character, and drive.

All Joey's got is...

...God watching out for him.

Yeah, well,
doesn't God know he's a bum?

Son, even the Lord

likes to have a good time
now and then.

I'm going to bed.

Alright, pop.

- Roc.
- Oh!

Now, we gotta talk.

Obviously,
there's a problem here.

There's a lot more to this
than the price of a car.

No, it's this simple.
Cars cost money.

- And we don't have it.
- How can you say that?

We both have jobs. We got
a little money in the bank.

Well, maybe today, but what
if something happens, huh?

What if I lose my job?
What if I get hit by a truck?

Then I'm back to where
I started, with nothin'.

Roc, you talking about
like 12 years ago.

I didn't have a lot
back in those days either.

That was then.
This is now. We doing alright.

Eleanor, we're not getting
a car. End of discussion.

What you mean end of discussion?

You can't end the discussion.

We are talking about our money.

- Half of which is mine.
- Eleanor, I've made up my mind.

Oh, yeah? Well, I done
made up my mind too, Roc.

And tomorrow,
I'm going down to the bank

and I'm taking
my half of the money

and I'm buying myself a car.

End of discussion.

So, Roc, I hear
you buying a car.

More "Roc"
live after these messages.

♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪

Hey, Joey, you know,
I really appreciate

you inviting me over
to use the sauna.

- It's really been a tense day.
- Yeah, I know, Roc, I know.

So, uh, you think Eleanor's
really gonna go out

and get that car on her own?

I don't know. I don't even
wanna think about it.

I just wanna kick back
and relax.

Alright, cool. Hey, uh,
wanna have a glass of wine?

- Yeah, sure. Sounds good.
- Alright, there.

Here you go.

Well, Roc, these are some
serious grapes, man.

This is Chateau Lafite
Rothschild

1989.

Yeah, buddy, that's a long way
from Thunder Bird.

Um, sorry, I didn't mean
to bring up cars again.

That's okay,
I gotta tell you, you know

I was lil' bugged at first
that you lucked into this place.

- But I guess it's for the best.
- How's that, Roc?

Well, you know, now that you're
spongin' off someone else...

...I don't have to grind
my teeth anymore.

Well, gee, Roc, Hallmark
couldn't have said it better.

In your face.

- You know, Joey.
- Yeah.

This is livin'.

Yeah, Roc, you know...

...it's pretty ironic,
you know.

I got no money,
I got no credit.

And I'm living life like a rock
star. It just blows my mind.

Yeah, well, I could be
living like this...

...if I had God on my side.

- Um, how's that?
- Oh, you know, come on, Joey.

You know, you've always
been lucky.

Oh, Roc, it ain't luck.
It's attitude.

See, I expect pleasure
out of life so I get it.

- You don't, so you don't.
- Oh, come on.

No, no. I-I'm serious, Roc.
See, you don't enjoy anything.

When was the last time
you looked at a sunset?

When was the last time
you stopped to smell a flower?

Joey, in my line of work,
I don't stop to smell anything.

That's what I mean, Roc,
see, remember when we're kids

you worked two paper routes
so you could save enough money

to buy that 10-speed bike
you always wanted.

Well, by the time you finally
saved up all the money

it was what? Next summer.
The bike was too small for you.

You ended up giving it to me.
You remember that?

Yeah, I was mad as hell
about that.

'And you should've been,
Roc, I mean'

you worked for it, I enjoyed it.

Now, if a man,
if a man works for something

doesn't he have a right to enjoy
what it is he's working for?

Yeah, sure, of course, then what
the hell is he working for?

Right, Roc.
What the hell is he working for?

Well, damned if I know.

Hoo-haa!

And how did Mr. Emerson

enjoy test drive number seven?

He's still on it.
I gave up after number six.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Normally, I go on all the test
drives with my customers

but I had to get on
with my life.

Look, I'm gonna level with you.

Now, I really want
to buy this car

but my husband
is a different story.

So, you and I
got to work together.

Anything I can do.

What was his mood
last time you saw him?

It was hard to tell.
He was kinda muttering a lot.

- Muttering? Hmm.
- Is that bad?

Well, it's not
as good as grumbling

but better than stammering.

Come to think of it,
he was hissing.

Hissin'?

Oh, he only hisses
when he's workin'.

It means he's gonna buy the car

or empty the ashtray.

Well, let's hope for the best.
Can I, uh, get you some coffee?

Yes, please. Thank you.

Oh, oh!

Lord, Lord.

I don't know what you made
Joey say to Roc.

But whatever it was, Lord...

...way to go.

Now, getting Roc in here
was just the first step.

Lord, I know there's
a lot bigger problems

going on in the world
besides my gettin' a car.

But I'm not asking
for a miracle.

Just a hatchback.

So, Lord,
if you do this for me...

How did it go, Roc?

Well, you know, it's a good car.
You know, I don't know.

I mean, if you really,
you know, really, really

really want it, uh...

...I guess this one
is one we could buy.

Oh, Roc, baby.

Thank you, sweetie.

Oh, Roc, I know I put
a lot of pressure on you.

And I really appreciate
you doing this for me.

- Oh, so what have we decided?
- We're gonna buy the car.

- Yeah, fine, huh?
- Great.

Now, the sticker price
is 12,100.

- Okay, Eleanor, let's go.
- Well, hold up now.

I can knock off
$1000 off the top.

- Eleven hundred, how's that?
- Okay.

I'm not gonna play
negotiating games with you.

I'm gonna tell what I can pay

and I'm not budging
from that figure.

- What's the figure?
- Ten-three.

- Deal. No, no, no.
- How about ten-one?

- Can't change in the middle.
- Oh, damn.

Let me tell you
about our option package.

No, no, options.

You must want air conditioning.

- The car will be like an oven.
- Already got an oven,

I'll put wheels on it, we don't
need a car, let's go, Eleanor.

Oh, come on, Roc.

Alright, you sayin'
you want air conditioning?

Well, I have kind of gotten
used to it on the bus.

Okay, Eleanor.
We'll take air conditioning.

Thank you, honey.
Oh, look, Roc.

We could get AM/FM
stereo cassette

with concert sound speakers.

- No, forget it.
- You're right. Who needs music?

This way on those long Sunday
drives we can just talk...

...about our relationship.

We'll take that stereo
and that's it.

Okay, baby. Oh, thank you.
Sign it.

Right there.

Sign it, Roc.

- Oh.
- Well, I did it.

Oh! Yes, you did, baby.
Thank you.

Well, you know me.
All you gotta do is ask.

"Roc" will return live
in a moment.

Roc, honey. What're you
doing up? It's 6:00 a.m.

Oh, I'm just looking
at the car, Eleanor.

Ah, she sure is fine,
isn't she?

She sure is.

Look at those clean lines.

That sleek body.

Those magnificent headlights.

You know, Roc, you used
to talk about me like that.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I'm just really glad
you pushed me into this.

Oh, you know what, Roc?

This time is my favorite time
of the day.

City is just comin' alive.
The sun's comin' up.

- Birds are startin' to sing.
- Yeah.

- And here's one now.
- Oh.

What's he doin'?

Hey, hey, you pigeon,
get away from my car!

♪ Yeah keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh lord ♪

♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah well well well ♪

♪ Ooh good God now ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh good God now ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh good God now ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa ♪

♪ Whoa whoa ♪

♪ Keep on walking on ♪

♪ Oh yeah walk on yeah ♪