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♪ Whoa-oh whoa-oh
whoa oh-whoa ♪

'So, hurry,
there are only 17 left.'

'And remember,
they're solid gold-plated.'

Oh, Lord, I gotta
get in on this.

Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.

- Come on, pick up, baby.
- 'Hello, who's on the line?'

Ho! Jackpot! Hey, uh,
this is Joey from Baltimore.

'Hello, Joey from Baltimore.'

'Are you a first-time caller?'

Uh, yes, I am.

'Well, you're on with Tina
at the Super Shopping Network.'

- 'May I help you?'
- Yeah, can I get a number?

'Of course, the number
of that item is BY372--'

Uh, no, no, no, Tina.

I want your number.

'Next caller please.'

Hey, Tina. Tina!

Damn! So much
for shopping at home.

♪ Them that's got
shall have ♪

♪ Them that's not
shall lose ♪

♪ So the Bible says ♪

♪ And it's still in news ♪

♪ Mama may have ♪

♪ Papa may have ♪

♪ But God bless the child ♪

♪ That's got his own ♪

♪ Them that's got
shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not
shall lose ♪

♪ Them that's got
shall get ♪

♪ Them that's not
shall lose ♪

♪ Whoa-oh
oh-whoa ♪

♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪

Well, goodbye, kids.

- I'm outta here.
- Where you goin', pop?

- Well--
- He's got a date with Maureen.

Yeah, sweet Maureen.

And see, Roc? you didn't even
want me to fix them up.

Well, I changed my mind...

...once I found out
she had her own place.

Pop, you sure seeing
an awful lot of her.

- Well, you know--
- They got a lot in common.

I knew they'd be perfect
for each other.

- You sure were right, Eleanor.
- 'Mm-hmm.'

Maureen is a lovely woman.

So tell me about her, pop.

- Well, she's about--
- She's in her 50s.

But she look like
she in her 40s. And she bright.

And got this cute little
hourglass figure.

Uh, Eleanor, would you
like to take her out?

No, daddy, I told you
once I introduced you two

I was out of it.

Well, thank you, Eleanor.

So where're you taking her?

- Well--
- That's right.

He said he gonna take her
to Sails on the Harbor.

Uh-huh. So, what are
they having, Eleanor?

How would I know?

Well, for your information...

...we both have
a taste for scrod.

Well, goodnight, kids.

♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪

I've never seen pops
so excited about a woman

in a long time.

And down at the hospital

Maureen never stops
talking about dad.

Oh, really?

Yeah, between you and me

Maureen never stops
talking about anything.

Honey, that child can talk.

Well, this is a match
made in Heaven.

- I have one question though.
- What's that?

What the hell is scrod?

Oh, come on, Eleanor.
You don't know what scrod is?

Roc, you don't know
what it is either, do you?

- Yes, I do.
- What is it?

It's lamb.

Hey, hey, greetings,
sports fans.

Man, it's tough out there.
They are not hiring anywhere.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute,
you mean

you were out looking for a job?

No, I read it in the papers.

They said
they're not hiring anywhere.

Well, enough about me.
What you got.. Ow!

So, what're you doing here?
What's going on here, Roc?

I'm doing something you haven't
done in your entire life.

I'm doing my taxes.

Is that the short form
you filing?

Yeah, it's the same one
I file every year.

Look, Roc, I know
it's your money. Well, sort of.

But you know, you can make
yourself a nice chunk of change

as a refund if you took the time
to file the long form

and take advantage
of all the deductions.

Joey, for your information

we're already gettin' a refund.

Three hundred
and forty-seven dollars.

- Ha! You hear that, Eleanor?
- Wow.

That's more than
we got last year.

That's right.
Five bucks.

So what do you say, Eleanor,
you think we ought to donate

a dollar to a campaign fund?

Yeah, sure.

I think all
the candidates runnin'

are worth about a dollar.

That's exactly what
the IRS wants you to do, Roc.

You're putty in their hands, man.

- What do you mean?
- Look, it might take longer.

But filing the long form
and taking all the deductions

that are rightfully yours, Roc,
you'll make a big refund, man.

You just throwing money away
like this, that's not like you.

- Is this a cheap shot, Joey?
- Yeah, but this is business.

Look here, for instance, Roc,
under your number of deductions.

Yeah, yeah, two.
Me and Eleanor.

- Roc, what am I, chopped-liver?
- What are you talking about?

Roc, I live here, you pay for
my food, you pay for my rent.

I'm a dependent. What good am I
if you can't write me up?

Now, Joey, you sure you know
what you're doing?

Roc, trust me,
I'm here to help you.

Alright.

And if you're making a sandwich,
I'll have one too.

Let's see here.

Now, let's look under
Charitable Donations.

What does Roc give money to?

Well, he gives it to me.

Let's see

I'm a charitable donation.

I'm a dependent.

Why, he ought to be glad
I'm living here.

Oh, Maureen!
Tonight was magnificent.

Yeah, you were right
to suggest we skip dessert.

Nothin' on that pastry cart
could compare to this.

We ran some groove,
sweet thing.

Gee. I hope all the screaming
didn't disturb your neighbors.

I just couldn't
control myself.

Uh, you sure are quiet.

Considering you're usually
quite a little chatterbox.

Maureen.

Maureen.

Maureen!

Oh, my God.

- We gonna do my taxes today?
- Oh, yeah.

Did you get together the
receipts like I asked you to?

Yeah, here it is.

That's all I have.

Ten dollars
and ninety-nine cents

for a box of Christmas tree
air fresheners?

Joey, have you ever been
in the cab of a garbage truck?

No, Roc, I thought
I'd see you up first.

Well, I'm not talking to you
as your scheming brother Joey

I'm talking to you as your
scheming accountant brother.

Listen, we gotta need
a lot more receipts

'cause I got a ton
of deductions planned.

Well, look, this is all I had.
You know what I mean?

You just can't make 'em up.

No, of course not, Roc.

That would be cheating.

Hey, hey, sweetheart.

How you doing, baby?

Hey, Eleanor,
you won't believe it.

Pops stayed out
all night last night.

Really?
Oh, good for him.

Yeah, I'll say.

'Cause you know what
they say about them nurses.

No, Roc, I don't know
what they say.

They don't say nothin', baby.

Hey, papa. So, you're out
a little late, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, Eleanor?

Did you say Maureen
was your supervisor?

Yeah, daddy.

Well, you may be
in line for a promotion.

What do you mean?

Oh, you kids
won't believe this.

Something terrible happened.

Maureen passed away.

- What?
- Oh, come on, pops.

Stop kidding,
stop kidding around.

No, Roc.

He's not kiddin',
he's serious.

Oh, my God.

Daddy, what happened?

Well, we were at dinner.

We were having a great time.

Next thing I know
she just died.

Daddy, you wanna
talk about it?

Uh, no, I'd rather not.
Excuse me.

- Morning, pop.
- Yes, I am, son.

What's with him?

Joey, daddy's date
died last night.

Well, sometimes
these things don't work out.

He'll find somebody else.

- No, Joey, she really died.
- Yeah.

Oh, man!
That's, that's tough.

- Let's get to these taxes.
- Joey!

- How can you be so cold?
- Sis, you know the saying.

The only thing you can
count on is death and taxes.

Man, both in the same day.
What are the odds on that?

Daddy, how are you feeling?

Oh, I'm feeling
a little better.

It must've come
as quite a shock. Huh, pop?

Mm-hmm.

You ready to talk about it now?

Well, I already did.

What do you mean, pop?

I spoke to your dearly
departed mother Loretta about it

and I figured out
why this happened.

Well, why did it happen, pop?

Well, isn't it obvious?

It's a sign
from Loretta telling me

to stay away
from other women.

Oh, no, Pop,
you've lost your mind.

Daddy, you're just
looking for an excuse

to help you deal
with this tragedy.

I mean, you must be under
tremendous emotional stress.

Oh, I know, Eleanor.

Uh, listen, I'm a rational man.

I don't really believe
that spirits of the dead

pass out threats
to the living.

But just to be
on the safe side

I'm never gonna look at another
woman for the rest of my life.

You know that reminds me
of another deduction.

Oh, shut up, Joey.

♪ Whoa-oh whoa-oh
whoa oh-whoa ♪

Eleanor, I don't know,
you know

I don't know if it's a good idea
butting in into pops' life.

I'm not butting in, Roc.

I just invited Helen over
because she's a nice person.

- Uh-huh.
- Okay, so maybe I'm butting in.

But it's for his own good.

Well, Eleanor, I don't know,
if I know Pop

he's not gonna
take it that well.

Well, you let me
worry about that.

Besides, Helen's a very
interesting person.

- Does she have a good heart?
- She's the sweetest person.

No, does she have
a good heart?

- Oh, Roc, please.
- Hey, kids.

Hi, daddy.

Well, Claps is busy tonight.
And I don't know where Joey is.

Would you kids be interested
in taking in a movie?

Well, we can't tonight, daddy.

Um, we're having some
company over for supper.

Oh, well, have a good time.

Maybe Wiz would
wanna do something.

Uh, no, no, daddy.

Um, look, why don't you
join us for dinner, huh?

- Yeah, pop.
- Well, okay.

Great.
Who's the company?

Oh, just a lady
I know from church.

On second thought,
maybe it's not a good idea.

Alright now, pop,
I'm not gonna lie to you.

Now, now, look, Eleanor thinks
you've been taking this

sign-from-mom thing
a little too far now.

Besides, it's been a while.

Mom wouldn't hold
a grudge that long.

Eleanor, listen.

I appreciate
what you're trying to do.

I know you care for me.

But I'm just not ready.

- And, Roc?
- Yeah, pop.

You got some damn nerve
butting into my business.

Oh, daddy, that's her.

Please, now, it won't hurt you
to just meet her.

Just meet her.

Helen, I'm so glad
you could make it.

Thanks for inviting me.

I brought you
a little something.

Oh, Helen, that
wasn't even necessary.

But thank you.
Come on in.

Helen, I'd like for you to meet
my husband Roc Emerson.

- Hi, how you doing?
- Hello, Roc.

And, Helen, this is
my father-in-law Andrew Emerson.

- How do you do, Andrew?
- Nice to meet you.

Well, I gotta be goin'.

Oh, no, come on,
sit down, pop, let's chat.

Have a seat.

Eleanor mentioned you used
to work on the railroad.

That's fascinating.
I love trains.

Yeah, pop worked on
the railroad for 36 years.

'Boy, he's got
some great stories to tell.'

Hey, pop, how about that
terrific story you tell

about working on
the Century Limited

with Lena Horne?

Lena Horne?
Oh, that's exciting.

What happened?

The train was late.

Well, he usually
tells it so much better.

Um, daddy...

You know, Helen owns
a cute little flower shop

down on State Street.

Oh, that's nice.

Uh, listen, is dinner ready yet?

In a few minutes.

Call me.

Wonderful story.

I wish your father
could've told it.

Oh, Helen,
I'm so sorry about that.

Uh, well, looks like
I better get going.

- Oh, do you have to?
- I'm afraid so.

Oh.

But, Eleanor, dinner
was just fabulous.

Oh, thank you.

I think...

- Well, It was nice meeting you.
- Oh, okay. Bye, Helen. Um...

And I'm sorry
about my ex-father.

- You call me soon now, Helen.
- I will.

- And thank you.
- Oh, yeah.

What, your friend
gone so soon?

Daddy, you were upstairs
for two hours?

What, she couldn't wait?

If she has somewhere
better to go

she shouldn't
have come by.

Daddy, I'm really angry.

You embarrassed
my friend and me.

- How could you do this to her?
- What did I do?

- You were rude, pop.
- How dare you behave this way!

What gives you the right to
treat another person like that?

I'm sure Loretta didn't
tell you to demean

and insult people
like that.

How do you know?

You didn't talk to her.

Hey, pop, Eleanor
was thinking of you

when she invited Helen over.

You've been acting weird lately.

Well, weirder.

I'm sorry, son.

Now, I said
I swore off women.

When I say something,
I mean it.

Well, when I say something,
I mean it, pop.

And you let me down.

I mean, Eleanor invited Helen
over here

because we care about you.

If you care about me,
you'd leave me alone.

Okay, fine, pop,
that's what I'll do.

You ain't gotta
ever worry about me...

But let me tell you one thing.

The one thing you taught me
was to respect women.

And I never thought
I'd see you treat a woman

the way you treated
Helen tonight.

Well, you don't know
what I've been living with.

Oh, pop, for the last time now

you're not responsible
for Maureen's death.

Now, I know it's shocked you

but she had a history
of heart trouble.

You can't blame yourself.

Oh, yes, I can.
You don't know the whole story.

Oh, come on, pop,
what are you talking about?

You said she passed at dinner.

Oh, I know I said that

but that's not
completely the truth.

What do you mean?
She didn't die at dinner?

Well, you could say
she died at dessert.

Well, as dessert.

- What?
- Oh, grow up, son.

What do I have to do?
Spell it out for you?

While I was basking
in the afterglow

poor Maureen was already
in the afterlife.

Oh, my God.

She died in bed?

Right there next to me.

Sometimes I think
if I had kissed her goodnight

and left her at the door...

...she might
still be alive today.

Pop, why didn't you tell us
this when it happened?

Well, it was embarrassing.

Not just for me,
but for poor Maureen

going like that.

Yeah, uh,
I can understand. You know?

Look, son, I didn't really think
it was a sign from Loretta.

The fact is...

...two wonderful women
in my life have died.

I don't wanna open up myself
up to that experience again.

Now, look, pop,
I know this hurts. You know?

But you can't stop livin',
just because Maureen did.

I mean,
think about it, you know

she might have died
alone that night.

You know, you, um...

You probably gave her her
last moments of pleasure, pop.

You may be right, son.

I think I did make
her happy at the end.

I mean, I was a quite
a firecracker that night.

Between you and me

I may have reached
my own personal best.

Oh, that's great, pop.

I think we've said
all that needs to be said

don't you think, pop?

Sure, son.

So, what do I do?

Well, you can go up
and apologize to Eleanor.

That's a good idea, son.

I'll go upstairs
and apologize to Eleanor now.

- Roc.
- Yeah, pop.

Thanks, son.

Ah, don't mention it, pop.

'Firecracker.'

Hey, hey, Roc,
good news.

Your refund check came today,
but you weren't here

so as your accountant, I assumed
power of attorney.

You didn't cash it,
did you?

No, I wanted to see the look

on your face when you opened it.

Fifteen hundred dollars!

Fifteen hundred dollars.

Oh, Joey, I can't believe this.
This is great.

So, Roc, you're in
a good mood, huh?

Oh, I'm in
a $1500 good mood.

Hey, you know somethin', Joey?
I'm gonna share this with you.

You gonna...

Um, look, Roc,
you hang on to it, okay?

But why?

'Cause, uh, this also came.

Oh, oh, what's this?

Roc, you're being audited
for the past five years.

What?

Yeah, I guess that
long form you filed

kinda sent up a red flag.

- Joey!
- We can work this out.

We can work this out.

- Andrew?
- 'Hello, Helen.'

What do you want?

Helen, I came by to apologize.

That wasn't necessary.

Oh, yes, it is.

Listen, I was rude
and inconsiderate.

I was gonna
bring you flowers

but since you're a florist

that would be gilding the lily.

So to speak.

So I brought you
31 flavors instead.

I love ice-cream.

What kind?

Well, I just told you.

I brought you 31 flavors.

Well, I didn't know
what kind you like.

Look, can I come in?

This is a lot of ice-cream

my hands are frostbit.

Alright, come on in.

You know, I dropped the whole
social security check on this

so I hope you have an appetite.

You sure know
how to make an entrance.

Look, Helen,
if it's alright with you

let's start
the evening over.

Hi, I'm Andrew Emerson.

Ooh!

You weren't kidding.

You are frostbitten.

Well, you know
what they say.

Cold hands... warm heart.

And Lena sang to me
all the way to New York.

You do tell a much better
Lena Horne story than your son.

Who, by the way,
is a very nice man.

As a matter of fact,
you have a wonderful family.

Yeah. I'm lucky
to have him.

But you know something...

You can be surrounded by
a family and still be lonely.

Yes, I know what you mean.

Well, that's why
it's so nice

when you meet someone

you're comfortable with.

Are you comfortable
with me now, Andrew?

Yes.

Very much so.

♪ Don't know why ♪

♪ There's no sun up
in the sky ♪

Did Lena Horne really
sing this song to you?

Hmm. Well, as far as
I'm concerned she did.

Who would have thought

the way evening started

that it would turn out
like this?

I'm so glad you came
by to apologize, Andrew.

So am I.

But it's late.
I better be going.

Andrew,
you don't have to.

Look, Helen, I have
to tell you something.

The reason I behaved
towards you

the way I did earlier
this evening is...

...I was just coming off
a pretty tragic experience.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Well, if you don't want to--

Oh, I do, but...

I'm a little nervous.

Oh, you don't
have to be nervous.

Oh, yeah.

But you do.

Why?

Well...

The last woman I made love to
dropped dead right afterwards.

Really?

I'll take my chances.

Really?

♪ Everything I had is gone ♪

'Oh, Helen.'

'That was wonderful.'

'What do you say we go
to dinner tomorrow night?'

'Helen?'

'Helen!'

'Ah, yes, Andrew?'

'Oh, Lord!'

'Don't ever do
that to me again.'