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Everyone has a dream.

Have you ever thought your dream will come true?

When we were small, we all wanted to become adult quickly.

Have you ever thought about what'll happen if you're 8 years old

but you suddenly become 18 years old?

This story is about: A Dream Come True.

A story a small girl becomes an adult.

This small girl is called Peach.

Honey, didn't you shout on bed enough last night?

What shout on bed?

If you like me shout on bed, I'll shout for you now.

I can't hold on if you don't shout.

It's bad!

What is it?

Honey, the porn video tape we watched last night is still inside.

Go take it out at once, quick!

It's bad...the tape is still playing...

Shit, our daughter is there

Stop watching... Don't let her watch on, take it out.

It's done... Good, don't watch this, be good...

Honey...

...this post is difficult, we haven't tried before.

Go to hell!

It's OK...wash your face.

Peach, you know, children shouldn't watch that stuff, got it?

Mom, are they having a fight?

That man is hitting that girl with a club.

That girl suffers a lot.

That girl is bad, so she must be punished...you know?

Mom, you're telling me stories again?

I'm teaching your sister.

Of course you tell her she was born from a boulder.

Go out at once.

OK, I'll leave after the bath.

Do you understand?

I see, so children mustn't tell lies.

Right. But adults can.

Who is telling lies?

You, it was a category III movie,

but you made up stories and cheated me.

No! You mustn't remember... you must forget it...

Peach, get me a towel.

What happens to you, kid?

Sister, why you never take me out on Saturdays?

You hinder my way.

Then why do you always go out with boys on Saturdays?

Boys will invite you out when you grow up.

Sister, take me out, sister...

You needn't beg me, I rely on Peter to take me out.

Ask Peter to take me out too.

Let me tell you, Peach.

In this world, only boys court girls.

It's a shame for girls to beg boys.

I don't care about shame, I only want to go out.

I am Peach Chui, I am 8 now.

My sister is Lychee Chui.

She has lots of boyfriends, she keeps going out with them.

Every time before she leaves homes, mom always says to her...

Come home early, be careful, don't forget to take condom with you.

My dad Chui Siu Fung sells fruits,

he's in fact the sole agent for all mangoes of HK.

I wonder if he has eaten too many mangoes,

I heard mom once said he had infected with mango.

Peach, come here

My sister never takes me out with her,

I can only go out with mom.

But mom only goes worshipping gods, it's boring.

Please give me a portion, $20, don't increase the price.

Peach, help me carry things.

We're leaving, come with me.

Mom, why are so many things hung up on the tree?

Don't bullshit, it's a blessing, mind you'll suffer from belly.

Mrs. Chui, we'll play mahjong at 12. Sure.

12? I will come on time, see you then.

Mom, what are you asking?

I hope the world enjoys peace.

Peach, mind if you'll get hit,

play over there, don't go too far, be good...

Sacred Tree, I'll be playing mahjong.

Please bless I win a lot.

I just want Mrs. Chu to lose money.

I want her to foam at the mouth.

Thanks Sacred Tree, Chu shall lose much, and I win much...

Sacred Tree, bless I win Mrs. Chui's money at mahjong.

I want her to lose much, I want her to lose at every game.

Mrs. Chu!

Mrs. Chui!

You curse me to lose money? What if I do?

You're too much, ask god for this? You don't play if you're afraid.

I don't know why mom and Aunt Chu quarrel,

but I'm starting to believe in Sacred Tree.

I want to ask it to make me grow up faster,

then I can go out with boys on Saturdays

What are you looking at?

Isn't it strong?

Wow, what strong arms!

It's thicker than my dad's belly.

Whose book is this?

My brother's, he likes looking at this strong guys.

Why does every guy have a sausage?

Every man has one, I've seen, my younger brother has one too.

I have never seen it.

What are you looking at?

Sorry, Miss Lo.

Don't be afraid.

It's natural to be interested in the body of the opposite sex.

This is good.

Since you're curious, I won't teach today.

Let me explain the human body to you.

Who knows how we come to this world?

I know.

The hospital sold me to my father and mother.

What else?

Doctor cut open mom's belly and took me out.

What else?

I know, dad and mom locked the door and fevered inside,

soon my mom belly grows and gave birth to me from ass-hole.

Then you're stink?

In fact, man has male sex organ, woman also has female sex organ.

When we grow up, we'll get married.

After getting married, we'll give birth to our next generation.

So we must mate.

All animals on earth must mate to have next generation.

This is very natural.

Don't be shy, don't think that is dirty.

How to mate, Miss Lo?

When boys grow, they'll produce sperm,

while girls will produce egg.

When we mate, boys put his sex organ into girls sex organ,

then the sperm may contact the egg.

Soon babies will come.

It's like putting gasoline in a car tank

You'll know all this when you grow up.

Now we have finished about human body,

let's get back to our lesson.

Turn to page 21.

Yes, miss.

I know all this indeed, my brother has lots of porn books.

I'm just ignorant about this.

Let me teach you later, but...

You must lend me your comics books.

O.K.

Hi, Danny Hi, Miss Wong

They've came. I'll hand this children to you.

Thanks. You're welcome.

How are you, children?

Fine!

Do you know why you come here today?

For swimming.

Miss Wong doesn't feel well today,

so today I'll be your instructor, OK?

Good!

Which among you cannot swim, raise your hand.

Me.

So you all don't know swimming.

Do you want to learn swimming?

Yes!

Be good if you want.

Stand up and let's warm up.

Get up.

Ready

Left, right, left, right.

Don't panic.

It's OK.

Sorry, I'm late.

Teach me quickly, I'm not used to it.

This is it.

You're smart.

Have you ever browsed porn site?

No, what is it?

People cut the movie stars' head onto some naked bodies

Oh, I want to see.

I'll show you how to.

You're smart.

Just so and so.

You're evil.

My part is more evil.

I want it.

This is it, I want it too.

It's itchy.

Really? Let me help you.

Is it okay?

Quickly...

It's bad.

Peach, what are you doing? Mom...

Sister is bad so Peter hits her with his club.

She suffers a lot. Come with me.

You fail to enter with such simple procedures?

What's up?

Mom, Peter is teaching computing.

Peter, though my daughter is a bit nuts

you needn't hit her with a club!

Sorry.

I only want to scare her.

OK, take your time.

Peach, I'll make some snack for you.

Come on, be good.

Drink some.

Don't drink so much.

I have good stuff for you.

Take it out if you have.

Sit down... Yes.

Have dinner, dad, mom.

Have dinner, dad, mom.

Let's eat...

Good stuff! It's "seal penis soup", very nutritious, eat it.

I want some too.

Why must you want some?

It's not for children.

What happen if I drink it?

You'll have baby if you drink this.

You needn't have responded like this.

Mom, you gave birth to me after eating this soup?

No, mom.

Father ate this soup and then you have birth to me.

Now you're drinking too, mom, you want a baby again?

I depends on when your mom sleeps with your father.

Good... father, sleep early.

I want a younger brother.

You're father will work harder.

Don't teach this to children.

Don't ask any more.

Miss Lo tells us to ask for anything.

Who is Miss Lo? I'll beat her after dinner.

You'll know about this when you're grow up.

When will I grow up?

Eat this ribs, and you'll grow up.

Eat now.

Sister, what is a "dick"?

What? A "dick".

Nuts, only boys have it, girls don't have it.

Then what do we have?

We have "pussy".

What's the use of "dick" then?

It's to make friend with "pussy".

What after they make friend?

You're annoying, you'll know when you grow up.

I'll come down very soon.

Sister, you're going out again?

Don't tell dad and mom.

They're already asleep.

Sister, take me with you too.

I can't take you, boys will invite you out when you grow up.

You keep saying growing up... when can I grow up?

I can't help either.

Goodbye.

Sister deserts me tonight again.

I don't know what good those boys are.

They only know hitting girls with their club.

How can I make myself grow up faster?

Fatty Girl, what's happening?

Why are you taking a package?

I want to leave home, dad and mom don't pamper me anymore.

Why?

Mom hit me if I took off brother's shorts to look at his private part.

Oh!

Yeah, they said I'll know when I grow up

But when will I grow up?

My dad and mom are like this, even my sister is like this too.

We're so poor, may I sleep here tonight?

I want to leave home too.

Where can we go?

I have an idea.

Me and Fatty Girl decide to desert home,

I know a place with no one at night.

Annoying!

Fatty Girl is noisier than father.

I've been here many times,

but I have never look at Sacred Tree at night.

I wonder if it'll realize our dreams, just as my mother says.

Sacred Tree... if you can, please make me grow up.

I want to go out alone, I don't want mom to scold me again.

OK, I promise you, you'll be 18 tomorrow.

Is this true?

You're bad! You play me a fool!

You're timid, if everyone's dream can come true,

my mom would have asked it to make my dad's concubine leave him.

Don't say this.

Sacred Tree, if you can, make us become 18 tomorrow.

Let's change together.

Sai-Lor-Moon!

OK, I promise you.

Peach... Mom...

Peach, you scare me too much. Mom...

How come you're here? Did someone cheat you here?

Bitch! Who do you mean? Who cheated your daughter?

Don't shout, get in the car...

You're daughter has grown up...

Like father like daughter, they's all damned.

Come on, get on bed, sleep now.

Mind if you'll catch cold.

Mom...

Sorry.

Forget it, good...

It'll be over when you wake up.

OK, sleep early.

Mom asks me to sleep early and it'll be over tomorrow.

Who knows it's the contrary.

Many, many things happen tomorrow.

Bastard, I gave you yesterday and you want it again today?

Yesterday it was my "dick" who needed it, today I need it.

What if you "dad" need it tomorrow?

Then ask my "dad" to fool your' mom.

Why are you so careless?

You perform badly today.

Are you OK?

Shit, it's getting smaller.

It's always this size.

I heard...Peach shouting just then.

What's that got to do with her?

No, we'd better go and take a look at her.

Peach...

Are you OK?

Mom, I am fine.

I've got a day-off for you, you needn't go to school

OK

I'm really afraid, I don't know why I become adult just overnight.

I don't know how to tell dad and mom.

So I decided to find Fatty Girl, my best buddy in school.

What is it?

What's up? Fatty Girl...

You're Fatty Girl?

It's me, don't you recognize?

I am Peach

How come you become adult?

I went into laboratory and after a fart, I become like this.

It's Sacred Tree.

What shall we do?

I've no idea. What if we run away.

Who are you?

Who is it?

Me and Fatty Girl are scared, and don't know how to do?

We become adult suddenly.

What should we do in this adult's world?

Especially, we don't know how to tell our parents?

We are Peach and Fatty Girl.

Hello, who is specking, please?

Nobody answer the phone?

I don't know how to tell them.

What shall we do now?

What if we gonna look for my sister. She is a part time worker nearby.

Let's go!

You've been here half day, how do you find me?

I find this is not telephone operator?

Are you joking?

You come to work only 3 hours a day, and earn 47,000...

You really think you're telephone operator?

I'm not so naive. Clever.

How can I pay for you back since you are so good to me.

It's time to get married?

What are you up to?

When do we register for marriage?

I, Robert Chu, am famous for playing women, I don't want marriage.

No, it lose my chastity before the marriage...

my mom will scold me.

Are you telling me you're still a virgin

If I hadn't had an accident while riding a bike when I was 16...

I would still be a virgin now.

Frankly speaking, what do you want?

Mom says for marriage I need a flat, a sport car...

or with 5 million cash at hand.

You want so much from me? What can I get from you then?

Is it HK Bank?

Please transfer $5 million to...

123-7-123123

The account number is...

Please hold on.

Please go ahead.

Speak on.

The account number is...

... is 43... 52... 5243... 167!

Is Lychee Chui here?

She's in Manager's office

Thanks.

Sister...

Someone is knocking at the door, let me take a look.

What shall I do?

Wait here, I'll come back very soon.

How can I wait now that you stir me up like this?

Sister...

What is it? Who are you looking for?

I am Peach.

You're kidding.

I'm really Peach!

No, my sister is only 8.

Trust, yesterday you went out with Peter

I begged you to take me with you but you refused.

Yesterday we had ribs and shrimp-with-eggs for dinner.

You even splashed the rice on mom's face

How come you know so much?

And dad always watches porn video tape.

Mom hates that Mrs. Chu most.

You're really Peach?

You two come with me.

You don't come back? I must screw you to death.

You're really Peach and Fatty Girl?

You've really been turned into this by Sacred Tree?

Yes, we don't know what to do now.

Don't go home, or you'll scare dad and mom.

Where shall we live?

I'll get some cash, you stay at hotel for the moment.

I'll buy you a dress.

Peach, wait for me here.

Where has that bitch gone?

I'd better look for her.

Where has she gone?

Little girl.

You call me? Who are you?

Who are you? You're alone here?

I'm called Peach, my sister is called Lychee, she's just gone out.

I know your sister well, come and play in my office.

Is there TV? I want to watch "Sailor Moon"

Yes, there's everything.

Really?

Really. Good!

I can kill two birds with one stone this time.

Don't cover it.

Two million.

Candy?

Your sister is flirty, while you're horny.

What are you doing?

Don't help...

My two million!

Hey, don't run! Security...

What are you doing?

Boss, what is it? Chase that girl!

Hey, don't run!

Wait for me. Yes, boss.

Danny!

Over there.

Mr. Wong, sorry.

What is it?

A girl tried to molest me.

A girl molested you? No way.

Why are you dressed like this?

I was going to swim here, but since you're here, I'll leave.

I'll leave now. Go...

You caressed me though I rescued you No wonder he said you molested him.

Your "dick" is ugly.

Every man's "dick" is like this.

Why did he chase you?

I looked for my sister, and he asked me to watch TV.

He then took off my clothes, I kicked him and ran away.

How do you know I'm called Danny?

I've seen you before.

Where?

You teach swimming in schools.

How come you know?

My sister told me, she even took a snapshot of you.

Really?

Go in and dry your body.

It's not tied like this, tie it higher.

Let me help you

Tie it yourself. Thanks.

What is your name?

Peach.

What do you do?

I go to school.

You're still studying?

Want to report to police?

No.

OK, then.

These clothes are dried.

Dry these yourself. Thanks.

I've things to see to, I must leave now.

Danny

We've parted, what do you still want?

I miss you, your gym is opening soon.

Why? You've earned much at Brunei?

I miss you much.

I don't want to hear this bullshit.

Frankly tell you, girl like you is not my cup of tea.

We'd better become normal friends.

You really don't think of me a bit?

Not even when you're along on bed? I don't believe.

Danny Hi

You're still here? Yes.

So you've changed taste, you woo young girls now.

Is she good? Do you enjoy her as much as with me on bed?

Sister is looking for you everywhere.

Yes, I am here.

It's your birthday tomorrow, you must have a date with this girl.

No, I didn't, thanks for reminding me.

It's my birthday tomorrow, come to my party, will you?

Birthday party? Sure, I love it most.

I live at 12 Clear Water Bay, see you at 7.

Goodbye...

What about me?

You? Come if you like.

Right, I have a friend that suits you, I'll introduce you to him.

He's called Handsome, he enjoys casual sex just like you.

I don't want him, he's horny.

But horny men suit you.

Did you receive black-mail phone before your daughter disappeared?

No.

Anyone sent letters since she vanished?

Or any strange telephone call?

No.

You must treat her badly, or else she won't leave home.

Of course not, I've always pampered her.

I found her at the Sacred Tree last night, will she go there again?

Maybe, where is it?

Let me take you there, come with me, sir

Madam, you stay here and answer the phone.

Yes, sir.

Yes... Honey, take your time, don't rush back.

Sir, hurry, or it'll be too late.

It's bad, we're now grown up, we'll scare mom if we go home now.

We must at least go back for some food, I'm starving.

Madam...

I find you look familiar.

I used to have a police-woman girlfriend

Really? I used to have a bald boyfriend with mustache.

Really? I fell it's fate that brings us together.

The moment I left my girlfriend was a really painful experience.

And we're parted since then.

I miss her so much.

You're so poor.

Now that I see you.

I find you exactly like my girlfriend.

My heart is aching again.

Then... your wife can comfort you.

Unluckily,

she has lost interest in sex.

We have no sexual life basically.

I haven't made love for 7 years, it's hard...

Though I am smart at that,

it becomes useless.

You really haven't made love for 7 years

Really! Now my passion is...

... going to explode.

My hands are already out of control...

Don't be like this.

No, I mustn't assault such a clean girl.

I do like you too, you look like my former boyfriend.

Wow! Black busts!

Why did you bite my head?

I like that.

OK, I must bite you nipples too.

No... it's not interesting, let's play something now.

Good! Come on...

"Cream" with milk!

Good stuff! Let me bite...

You're so excited? Suck it then.

Is it interesting?

Lick y head, lick it...

Who are you? Where's my husband?

Mom...

They're my friends.

She's Doris, she's Gloria.

Yes, aunt.

Have you seen father?

Where is your father?

Dad!

What is it?

I failed to find our daughter.

Oh! What shall we do?

Is your face itchy?

No, it's itchy now.

Many ants are climbing on your face.

No, no ants.

Mrs. Chui, many ants are in your kitchen

Come on, please. Give me a hand.

My turn now, step aside.

Who is it? Is it a spy?

Quick. OK.

Collapse...

Is Danny in?

Danny, someone looks for you. Danny is here.

Collapse...

Good!

Happy birthday!

Why do you send me such a "doll"?

I know you boys like this. Thanks.

Please come in.

Let me introduce, Miss Peach, Fatty Girl

Sit down, I'll get you some drink.

Sit down please.

Thanks.

I'm hungry.

When will we have cake to eat?

Want to eat?

Mind you can't enter the lift.

None of you business.

Handsome, your turn.

My turn, OK?

Collapse...

Take off the clothes...

No problem.

Hold it, we have new friends today, what about this...

New friends?

Don't take off the clothes.

Listen to me...

Let's tell erotic stories.

Erotic stories? Good.

Come her if you want to hear erotic stories...

Come on, let me tell you a story.

I know a friend...

Who runs here and there in S.E. Asia.

He loves all girls, and woos all girls.

Is it you? Of course not me.

Don't interrupt, let me go on.

He's wooed too many girls and finally...

... he got attacked by black magic.

Guess what problem it is?

No idea.

When he woke up, he found one thing on his forehead.

Something hanging in front of his nose, he looked carefully.

It's a "dick" that hung here and there.

It still had prepuce, what a shit!

He went to see doctors but they couldn't help.

Finally he found a superb doctor.

After checking, he begged the doctor saying...

Doctor, please remove this "dick" for me

He even said he was prepared to pay lots of money.

Doctor said: The "dick" will vanish after you wake up.

He didn't believe and added: Is it true?

Guess what the doctor answered him.

What did he answer?...

He said: When you wake up, you'll find a scrotum on your forehead,

and the "scrotum" will fall down and cover your eyes.

Then you won't see the "dick" anymore.

Sorry, my friend is dirty.

I don't know what he's talking about.

No, you're really so naive?

I really don't understand what a "dick" is?

You don't know what a "dick" is?

Why are you so sly and fool her?

Not fooling her? OK, let's play take off clothes.

I'll play with you.

Play with you? Go play your own "dick"

Never mind him, let's play stacking jigsaw.

Take out one by one, and not to let it collapse

Danny

What are you playing? I want to play too

You play it.

Wait for me.

It's that bitch again.

What do you want again? Take it easy.

Aren't we friends anymore?

This is your birthday present, happy birthday to you.

Thanks, go and play. OK.

Whose turn? Let me join with you.

Okay

How come you're here too?

Danny, why is your taste so bad?

You're interested in this little girl?

I guess she only has IQ of only 8 years old.

Such big busts at 8? Let me check if you have bust cancer.

Go check your own "dick"

My "dick" doesn't have a "scrotum" covering him, I don't need check.

I want to watch TV, I want "Dragon Ball"

Come and watch in my bedroom.

OK I want to watch too.

Danny, cheers, hope all your wishes come true.

Wait a while.

Want to descent me? Let me give you a cup of philter, and you'll beg me.

Why wait so long?

Baby, shall we play fist game.

You're bad at fist game, and you can't drink much.

Men will improve, though I'm not as smart as Danny.

I'm a "toothpick", good for filling cavity.

Come on.

You first.

Fifteen.

Pair.

Five, five.

You're smart.

Watch on, then eats something, OK?

Danny

You're not happy?

No, but baby is boring, she's still like this though we're parted.

Are you happier now?

What if I chat with you?

Good.

Five

I've won.

Let's go on with the game.

I'm hungry, let's find some food.

Ten, fifteen.

Drink, I've won this time.

You can never beat me at fist game.

It's bad.

Baby, want to vomit?

Shit, I want to pee.

Let's finish it yourself.

What's wrong? Don't drink if you can't.

Excuse me, I want to pee.

Don't hurry, let me pee first.

Don't pee, come on...

No wonder you call yourself "Toothpick"

"Toothpick"? "Toothpick" can screw you too, come on!

What do you usually do?

Watch TV.

What kind of programmes?

"Sailor Moon", "Ninja Notaro" and "Dragon Balls".

And also... It's enough.

Have you graduated?

Not yet.

Which grade are you in?

Year one.

So young and already in university?

Let's sit over there. Sure

It's a nice place here. Yeah.

When dad bough this house, it was mainly because of the view.

You're well off, why do you teach swimming in schools?

This is my interest.

Do you know you're meaningful?

What do you mean by meaningful?

Don't be angry when tell you.

I find your behaviour...

... Is like a small girl, not an adult.

I am indeed a small girl.

Frankly speaking, I haven't met such a naive girl for long.

What about Baby?

She is bad. She knows nothing but money.

Everything about her is a chaos.

She enjoys casual sex...

I'm disappointed about her so I parted with her.

But she still puts up gossip.

I saw her photo with a fat man in magazine.

That's Tsang.

Is Baby very bad?

Then you needn't care about her.

Peach.

Remember to get my shoes for me, quick..

You bite him?

He wanted to bite me first.

No, he only wanted to kiss you.

Kiss? Yes.

It's kiss, you always see that in TV.

Mom says it's playing with saliva, asks me not to do it.

You believe what mom says?

Didn't mom say we come to this world from a boulder?

Of course not, we were given birth from her ass-hole.

Very close, but not exactly correct.

Then... Is it from where we pee?

Then... Must I kiss with hem...

Must I?

Does he love you?

I don't know.

Do you love him?

Yes.

You must kiss if you love him.

I don't know how to.

Let me teach you.

Good.

But a girl mustn't be initiative

as boys will take the lead to kiss you first.

Remember, be gentle, be easy.

Just let him kiss your lips.

But at the beginning, don't let his tongue screw in.

He will hold you, caress you...

It's itchy.

Be serious.

It's Miss Lo, what shall we do?

1001, 1002

3700, 4015... Good.

Who are you looking for?

Are you parents of Peach Chui?

Yes, what is it?

You're Lo Lanto!

You're K.K.?

Yeah, long time no see.

But you still have great figures after all these years.

Right, where do you work now?

I'm now teacher of a primary school.

Are you? You used to be wild.

... but now a school teacher? Will you turn children bad?

You're Peach Chui's...

Me? I am her father.

What a coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Come in.

What shall we do now?

Don't panic, take it easy, let me figure it out.

Come, let's drink something first.

Where's your wife?

She goes play mahjong.

I remember we were in good terms, if you hadn't emigrated...

... you must be Peach's mother now.

Let's forget the past, how is your wife?

Just so and so.

What is she like?

You know I always like little-snaking women.

I love women with small bust.

Just like me?

She's called Tsang Siu Yue, I call her "Microwave"(small busts).

Right, Peach has been away from school for 2 weeks.

I just want to find out why.

Even police are looking for her, even Fatty Girl is vanished too.

I feel miserable just thinking of it.

It's troublesome.

Don't be like this...

What noise is this?

Want to learn something?

Come out if you want.

Don't be like this, your wife is coming home any moment.

Let me stop your itchiness.

You're still so smart.

You kiss very well.

I've just learnt.

Who taught you?

My sister.

My hands are cold.

You're bad.

I won't care about you.

I'll let you do it again it you can me, bye...

Come on... Chase me.

Danny, if I'm only 8 years old...

... will you still love me?

Are you kidding? You are only 8?

Answer me first.

If you are only 8 years old...

... I'll wait till you grow up and marry you.

You are horny!

Do you like Danny?

You've been together lately.

Have you...

What?

... had affairs with him?

You says I'm still young.

Of course it is.

If Danny touches you, he'll commit an offence.

What offence?

Having sexual intercourse with girls 16

He will be sent to jail.

I won't have affairs with him then.

When are you going to tell him? You're only 8 years old.

I don't know.

Must you cheat him for 10 years?

Peter, I've told you many times, I have no money.

You borrow money from me just to go fever, you think I don't know?

Stop this please.

Sister, you quarrelled with Peter?

Other told me Peter is a pimp.

Forget about him.

I'll go shopping.

Want to go with me?

No, I want to sleep.

OK, I'll go now.

Why are you so cruel?

I only want to borrow $20,000 to sell VCD, why don't you promise me?

I want to go out. Let's go together.

It's not convenient.

I'll wait for you here then.

My father is not at home.

It's good, I can watch the flat for you.

Why are you so evil?

Yeah, me evil and you flirty, we're two of kind.

Must I reveal the monkey affairs between you and Fatty?

OK, as you like.

I'll report to police if I still find you here when I'm back.

Bitch! I'll steal things in your home if you won't lend me money.

She has such a pretty girl at home?

Pretty.

Right, since Lychee is so flirty

her friends can't be normal girl.

I must screw her.

Go away...

Help!

Don't pretend you're virgin.

Why panic?

Go away.

Come on, what do you want?

You bastard, dare you touch my sister?

Bastard, go to hell...

What did you say? Your sister?

She's only 8 years old, but don't know why...

Go away, don't ever come to me, go!

She's really your sister? OK, I'll leave...

Go away, bastard!

Peach, are you alright?

He's bad, he wants to screw me with his club.

Don't panic, I'll chop off his club next time.

Hi, pretty

Baby, you're drinking alone?

Will you stop bothering me?

Danny won't come back to you, he's going with that Peach.

We've made love once, why don't you become my girl?

Shit! I should report to police about your raping me.

I'm smart since you had climax when I raped you.

Vanish at once!

What are you up to? Bitch!

You beat a woman?

Who are you? None of your business.

I'm from "Hung Hing", my boss is Chan Ho Nam.

What's special with triad?

Triad is special, aren't you convinced?

No...I was only murmuring, sorry...boss.

Triad is indeed very special.

Vanish at once! Boss, look over there.

He runs really fast.

Thanks.

It's trivial.

It's said Peach snatched your boyfriend?

She's devil.

Right. She's really devil, she's only 8 years old.

8 years old? How come?

It's true.

Since she worshipped a Sacred Tree, she became 18 overnight.

I am her sister's boyfriend.

I just parted with her so I know everything.

Really so?

Don't you believe? She's studying P.1.

Don't you find her very naive?

Though her body is like an 18-years-old girl.

Her IQ is that of an 8-years-old child.

What do you want? Want to get your boyfriend back?

No problem.

If you let me study further, I might help you.

Finished so soon?

Why are you here?

I intentionally come for you.

What for?

Big Busts, didn't I beat you enough last time?

Don't take me as your rival.

I'm a sufferer too.

Danny has been cheating you.

He's indeed with me every night.

He has two girlfriends, I can't be eased off.

I don't believe.

You don't? I can show you evidence.

I'm having has baby.

You lie!

I'm not lying, just check it out.

Sure, if you lie, I'll beat you again.

I tell you, I have keys to his house.

Isn't this proof?

In fact, Danny can't live on without me.

He's not such a guy.

He loves my techniques on bed.

He needs me every night.

I don't believe.

You don't? I can prove.

I'll take you inside.

Danny will be back soon.

Hide aside, and watch us make love, you can learn too.

You're only a small girl, you have bright future.

I don't want him to cheat you.

and believe Danny was a naive boy.

Danny

What are you doing?

Are you tried?

How come you have keys to my house?

I have made spare keys.

You're so dirty.

What do you love that small girl for?

She doesn't know how to make love.

I've told you many times, we're parted already.

Will you please leave, OK?

I'll see how you die.

Danny...

Sacred Tree...

Please turn me back to a child.

Adults' world is not for me.

They all tell lies.

Even Danny cheats me too.

Sacred Tree, I hope you will help me one more time.

I know you will help me.

Mom

Peach, come here.

Mom Peach, I'm so worried about you.

Peach!

Danny

What happened last night?

What is anything has happened?

It's no use shouting at me.

Even your girl doesn't care about you.

What do you want to say?

Didn't she change her phone number to avoid you?

I'm sure I can find her.

No need, I know where she lives.

I can tell you she is only 8 years old.

Nuts!

You don't believe?

I didn't believe at first, but then...

I don't want to listen to you bullshit, OK?

OK, I take you to see her, have guts?

You must believe when you see her.

Come.

Who are you looking for?

Are you Mr. Chui Siu Fung?

Right, I'm that Chui Siu Fung with 4 eyebrows.

Sorry, Mr. Chui, I am boyfriend of your daughter.

My name is Danny Wong.

Lychee has many boyfriends.

You want to see Lychee?

No... not Lychee, it's Peach.

I am her boyfriend.

You ass-hole, my daughter is only 8, and you want to make use of her?

Have you taken advantage of her?

I'll chop you into pieces.

Dad, don't be like this.

He wants to play your sister, he's no human.

Danny

Go away.

This is not toys for children.

Only adults can play with them, take if back.

Don't ever come for me again.

I didn't tell lies to you.

You see now, she's only a small girl.

Whose birthday is it?

Yeah, your birthday.

What's on?

You deserve it.

Danny

You don't help me while someone bullies me?

Beat her for me.

Go away!

I don't believe you are Peach.

Do you have any proof?

Sai...Lor...Moon!

Go away at once.

If you don't, I'll report police, go away, molester.

Peach.

I'm miserable since Danny went away.

But after a few week lessons and trips to Ocean Park, I'm eased off.

Come in.

Peach, we have something to talk to you.

What is it?

So it...

What exactly is it?

Danny didn't cheat you, Peach.

But I don't want to see him again.

That night at Danny's home, the guy you saw Baby caressing is not Danny.

Who is it then?

Me.

I did see him walk inside the home.

Baby made use of me, I knocked him over once he went into the house

then I disguised as him.

Really?

Yes, Peach, he feels sorry and came to apologize to you.

Danny didn't cheat you, he really loves you very much.

So I've wronged Danny.

I must see him again.

But I mustn't see him with the face of a small girl.

When I go to see the Sacred Tree

I can't believe my eyes.

The Sacred Tree is gone.

Later I learned that a dipsomaniac burnt the Sacred Tree

and the tree got cut down.

I can never become adult again.

This is a game for adult, not suitable for children

This is your birthday present from the colleagues.

Thanks.

Mr. Wong, you've been working hard these 10 years.

Why must you still work today when it's your day off?

Why don't you get a girlfriend?

I cannot find one.

How come?

I met a very good girl, but we parted.

Why?

Because there is no chance for us.

This is the doll she sent me.

Where is she now?

It's said she's in Canada.

She's now 18 years old.

How old was she when you met her?

She was 8.

I'll go back to work.

Happy birthday to you.

Where's my birthday present?

This story teaches us one thing,

it teaches us...

What does it teach us...

Right, it teaches us: Before we are 18 years old...

... we mustn't easily make love with others.

But you may enjoy sex if you are over 18

Me...

18 years old already.

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