Original subtitles

All hail the mighties of Frogmeister.

The time has come for the creatures of Frogtown to rise up and throw off

the yoke of slavery that humans have forced upon us.

You soldiers.

will initiate our plan immediately.

But, Your Highness, the serum is not ready.

I'll wait no longer for the bubbling, Professor Tanzer.

Bring me the strongest of the Texas Rocket Rangers.

If we can control him, no one can stand in our way.

Yes, Your Majesty.

War Guns.

This is it.

to get the block.

Okay, push, push.

Come on, push.

I got you.

There he is.

He's out of range.

He's falling into our trap.

We must not fail the Tsar.

He's flying right into our trap.

Major belongs to base. It's a bit fuzzy.

This is fuzzy.

Looks like something's moving down on the road. I better go down and check it

out.

Okay, but be careful.

Geocans are the body of water below you.

rager.

Sam, we got a problem.

Ranger Jones was doing sky patrol over the Frogtown Mutant Reservation.

Checking out rumors of an uprising.

Frogtown.

Jones reported being shot down.

That's when Fuzzy lost contact.

That's impossible.

Greeners aren't allowed to have guns.

I know the law, Sam.

But he also reported a vehicle moving across the wasteland.

It's got to be a frog tank.

But I thought they were all deactivated.

Yeah, that was part of the peace treaty after Commander Toady was killed in the

frog wars.

Captain, Jones is my partner.

I've got to go look for him.

Yeah, Sam.

I was kind of hoping you'd volunteer.

Oh, by the way, Sam, here's your new partner, Dr. Spangle.

Sir, ready as ordered.

What, is this a joke? This is dangerous work.

I'm going alone.

Not this time, Sam. You and Dr. Spangle will fly in together, check out the

area, and try and retrieve Jones' rocket suit.

Great idea, Captain. I know we can't let the rocket suit fall into the wrong

hands. Is there any chance Ranger Jones might still be alive?

I don't even think Fuzzy knows that answer.

Hey, if he's alive, bring him back. If he's not, give him a decent burial.

You know what to do. Look, Captain, I'm wasting time, and I don't need anybody

to slow me down, especially Dr. Spangle.

But if Ranger Jones is still alive, he may need medical attention.

In fact, rumor has it the Greeners have a new form of chemical warfare.

They try anything weird, and I'll be there to administer the anti -serum to

promote resistance.

Great. So why don't you just give me an injection right now, and that way I'll

be immune.

All right, both of you, knock it off and suit up. You should be in the air by

now. Now, listen to me.

We've got an agent that runs a blacksmith shop.

Used to be a ranger, one of the best.

Now, you leave your rocket suits with him, take a motor mule, and avoid the

radar at all costs.

Captain, is that an order?

Sam, it's a payback.

Arizona?

Good luck, Rangers.

Do I have to tell you anything about flying just stay off my tail

Good morning.

I'm Commander Toadie.

Commander Toadie?

I thought you were dead.

What do you want from me?

Ranger, you are going to tell me everything I want to know.

Starting with the secret of how the rocket rangers can fly.

I don't think so.

Nurse, give her the injection.

Now, now. This is going to make you feel good.

Out of progress.

Did I forget to say happy landing?

Need a hand?

Is that all you think about? No, sometimes I think about food.

You know, you're not just a company.

You're a loony out here.

Especially now that my radio's acting up.

Well, if your instrument is broken, how did Captain Delano contact you to let

you know we were coming?

He didn't.

I haven't talked to anybody in four days.

Hey, Spanky.

Better let Fuzzy know to Captain Delano that we're all right.

Ranger Spankle to base.

Come in, Fuzzy.

Ranger Spangle to base. Come in.

Sweetheart, you're wasting your time.

Just like mine. It's not broken. The signal's jammed.

Hey, Brandy.

Have any of the greeners tried to cross the boundaries of the reservation?

You gotta be kidding. I thought that's why you guys are here.

Whoa.

Maybe you better start from the top.

Well, four nights ago...

Some one or something hit me over the head when I woke up I tried to call the

station

We got nothing but static.

I figured they'd be sending someone out. Quick.

Anything else?

No.

Stole my tube box.

Wrenches, screwdrivers, hammers. But what really pissed me off, they stole my

precious beer.

Well, listen, I guess that's why the frog tank is back on the road.

Yeah.

Did you see anything, Rex?

Get some sleep.

I'll stand watch.

Later.

It's okay.

This is gonna make you feel much better.

It's fine. See?

There you go.

Feel better?

Do you feel better?

I want to be your friend.

I want to be your teacher.

Relax now.

Just relax.

I'll be back.

I'll be back really soon.

What is the secret of the Rocket Pack, Texas Rocket Ranger?

I am Texas Rocket Ranger John Jones.

Serial number 213 -462

-2116. Where is the Rocket Pack?

I am Texas Rocket Ranger John Jones.

Seal your number.

2 -1 -3 -4 -6 -2 -2 -1

-6. You fool, you will die.

Ranger John Jones, seal your number. 2 -1 -3 -4 -6 -2 -2 -1 -6.

She's the only one in the great state of New Texas.

There you go.

Well, seems pretty solid.

I haven't driven one of these since my early training days.

She's got plenty of fuel.

Just gotta head her over, push her on the track.

This thing's an antique.

Like you.

Good luck, buckaroos. Give them hell.

Show those frogs a thing or two.

Kicking the frog.

It's time that we kick down the frog.

Kicking the frog.

You'll get all kicked in the frog.

What was that?

Wait here. I'm gonna go check it out.

There's your vehicle. I got him.

And if I don't?

This

will

be a little test.

You'll do everything I say, and I'll allow this thing to live.

You'll have a better, and shall we say, greener life.

That's how they better look.

Remove your uniform.

Don't despair.

And if I don't?

Okay, okay. You've made your point.

Strip!

Put the boots back on.

Enter

Trayus.

Enough for today.

Take them to thyselves.

yourself, Dr.

Spangle.

What is our preordained mission in life?

Sir, to turn the world green.

And what is our progress?

Boink, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya.

What's our progress?

Sarge Jr., sir, what can I do for you?

Hey, listen, bub. When she's transformed, that tadpole's mine.

As you wish, Sarge Jr. I'll have the nurse eject her right away.

Be patient, my son.

First, the prisoners must mate.

Once my experiment is finished, I'll decide who gets the pleasure.

Now, hurry up and get him green.

Move quickly.

You know, my little green friend, one day, with my help, of course, you might

standing here talking to me.

Wouldn't that be something?

I know it's going to be true.

But you know, when that happens, you're going to have to find a new way of

walking.

And you're going to have to find a new way of talking.

And all the things will be me.

Fuzzy.

Has there been any word?

You asked me that question three minutes ago.

Where is Sam Hale? Why haven't they called in?

I'll let you know as soon as there was any contact.

Uh, Fuzzy, anybody ever tell you you had a sexy voice?

Not today, sir.

I'm standing by.

Randy.

Hill.

Sam Hill. What happened?

Where's the girl?

You got any water?

I'd have a touch of stuff.

Want a beer?

Sure. As long as it's not radioactive.

We got problems.

That's the best. Take it easy.

Tell me what happened.

They ambushed us in the rocks.

They took Spangle. God damn it.

What happened to the motor mule?

Blown to bits by the greeners.

You're not thinking about that rocket suit?

That'd be suicide.

How else are you going to rescue the girl, huh?

I'd be a flying target for those greeners.

What are you going to do?

Try the radio in.

Go ahead, give it a shot.

What's this, Brandy?

Sam held the base.

Sam held the base.

Hello, Fuzzy.

Do you read me? Come in Rocket Ranger Headquarters. Over.

Sam, good to hear your voice.

Communications from your area have been intermittent.

Fuzzy, tell Captain Delano that Spangle got her own ride into town and that I'm

going to catch up with her.

How can we help you at bay?

Yeah, how saves it for me to fly in this area?

Roger fuzzy until captain Delano not to worry

There's clothes

Fuzzy, are you sure you've told me everything?

What a way to spend Saturday night.

I'm just as mean as can be.

Fog legs that you pump it and bring you misery.

Thanks, I'm not thirsty.

Maybe I should buy you a drink.

My name is Cloris.

I'll have a whiskey, no back.

Barmaid?

I'll have a beer with a straw, a whiskey, and a side of wine.

Thank you.

And what are you, a nerd or something?

Normally, I'm just a nerd.

Tonight?

And everything.

And you have a good night.

Here.

Dance with me, Fraser.

No, thanks. I'm listening.

Dance with me, stranger?

Nothing like that, I'll tell Granger.

If you don't dance with me, I'll let the soldiers know that there's a human

visiting us.

I'm looking for a couple of friends, and I need you to help me find them.

You do me a favor, and I'll do you a favor.

Because that's just the way it works here in Fogtown.

Where is the locket?

You fool.

Loosen his toes.

Chop or die.

any other humans here in Frogtown.

What's that information like to you?

Right now, I say you can end your price.

You have no reason to be silent.

Your friend Sam Hell has been captured and told us everything.

Make it easy on yourself.

Give in. We will feed you and set you free.

Why can't you walk?

And why?

Why can't you talk?

Fight back, Jones! Come on!

Fight back!

You're a disgrace to Frogtown.

We better get Professor Tanzer.

They're monsters.

They're all the same.

Did you see the man who stole your uniform?

Everyone line up for a search!

No one leaves till we find him!

We gotta go.

Why is the Transfrog mission not working on the Ranger?

He is greener, but he is still weak.

The formula is still new. It won't work properly on everyone.

But I'll find a way to improve it.

Sergeant Frogmeister has ordered that you increase the dosage.

Well, I need more time.

The sergeant says that if he doesn't see results soon, he is going to force you

to start taking injections of your own serum.

Is he serious?

That would be insane.

Get your tools. I want you to give more injections to all the prisoners.

Nice place.

I've got this thing for humans.

I bet.

Well, when do you ever see humans around here?

Oh, there's a cute little guy here right now.

Well, at least he was.

You know, I hate men with green legs and green you

-know -what.

This man, is he a rocket ranger?

He was.

Until he turned into one of us.

Be nice.

And I'll tell you what you want to know.

Where's the girl the soldiers brought into town?

Why?

Is she your girlfriend?

She's a rocket ranger.

They both are.

I need you to take me to them.

First, you have to keep your promise.

Okay.

Second, what's under that mask?

It's time for you to see.

Okay.

If I do what you want, will you take me to my friends?

I will.

Trust me.

And if I don't do what you want, something's going to happen to me,

Then we'll turn you green and make you into one of

us.

That's impossible.

Oh, really?

Did you ever hear of Professor Tenzer?

Professor Tanzer.

He disappeared about a year ago.

We've wasted enough time.

I'll help you.

But first, you must keep your promise.

Let me take that shirt off.

You'll do what I say?

Well, I guess it's goodbye to the things you know and hello to the things you

don't know.

Good evening, my manly friend.

Hello?

Don't be afraid.

This will make you better.

You know, you're my best work.

Help me.

I think you did a fine job, nurse.

It's in my Rocket Ranger underwear.

So much to do for a little time.

Do I know you?

We must whisper.

Are you one of the frogs?

Hush, my child.

I'm going to give you a very mild rejection.

This won't cause you any harm, I promise.

What about Ranger Jones?

Is he going to be all right?

Not to worry.

This way, Commander.

The professor is with the prisoners.

Ah, the patients have been given their injections.

This new increase in dosage had better work.

Or else, Professor.

You can do this to me.

Make me feel good.

What's going on in here?

Commander Tony, I'm so glad that you're here. This man has been trying to have

his way with me.

That's him. That's him. That's the guy.

You beat again, Sam Hill.

Do I know you?

Silence. Guards, take him away.

Easy, frog head.

Junior, what are you doing?

I'm here to keep you company.

I don't think so.

Oh, yeah?

Give me a minute. I want to tell you something.

Okay. On second thought, you can stay here for a while.

Commander Tony, Czar Frogmeister wishes to see you in his chamber.

Czar Frogmeister?

Give me a break.

Son of a... Oh, take charge of the prisoner.

Stand by, Professor.

What can I do to help?

Nothing right now. Just stand by.

Are you trying a new formula, Professor?

Yes.

The dosage must be stronger and work quicker.

Are you sure there's nothing I can do?

Seize the fish.

Okay, human.

See you later, squid lips.

Sam!

Welcome to Frogtown, Sam Hill.

Sam!

Sam! Have a look at Jones.

See if he's all right.

Is he all right?

Is he okay, Sam?

Commander Tony, how could you allow this to happen?

Tsar, it was not my fault. The soldiers thought that Sand Hill was destroyed at

the rocks.

How do you explain his intrusion into our city?

He overpowered the guards at the gate.

One more mistake, Commander, and Bull shall have your job.

What shall I do now, Tsar Frogmaster?

Accelerate Professor Tanza's experiments.

If the man who is already green continues to weaken, then get rid of

Concentrate on the girl and Sam Helm. I must perfect the chemistry to rule

the world.

Do not fail, Commander Tony.

I've prepared for the next treatment by the season.

Well, what time do you want me to come back?

I'll give the patient this dose myself.

Fine. I'll tell Commander Toadie.

Jones,

you're going.

Come on, Sam. Keep him walking.

He's working, Ranger. Come on, Jones.

That's it, Jones.

Come on.

Get

your

bag, Professor, and let me escort you to the cell.

Czar Frogmeister wants you to accelerate your experiments.

We have a new guinea pig for you.

The new batch is not yet ready. It will be another hour.

I'll be back.

Keep them going, Sam.

Sam, come on.

Keep them going. Keep them going. Come on, Sam. Keep them walking.

Sylvester, don't you recognize me?

It's time.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll be back.

Sam, I think the professor's on our side.

If he's on our side, how do you explain what's happened here?

Everyone stay together.

Sorry, I dropped something.

No!

Get us out of here.

I'm good guy.

I'm banking on you. I'm banking on you.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah.

I was going to give you a hand, but I knew you could handle it.

What about this old stuff, Professor?

Now that you have a new formula, do we throw it away?

Yes, I'll help you.

Not so fast, Professor.

We do nothing without orders from Czar Fraudmeister.

Just what kind of chemical is this, Professor?

I guess he's not on our side, Commander Toadie.

Let's take him to the Zod, Zod, Zod, Zod.

Sam Hill, I couldn't talk in front of the others.

Professor, we wonder what happened when you didn't show up in New Texas.

Oh, the Zod has a plan.

Who is the Zod? Right now, you must help me get inside that wall -safe

refrigerator. My secret formula must be destroyed.

You mean the other formula wasn't doing anything?

That violent toad is the only one with the combination. We must wake him up. Do

it later. We gotta get out of here now.

If I show you the way out, will you take me with you, Sam?

Please? Yeah. Come on, Professor. Leave what's in the safe for later. Don't

worry about it. Let's move. We gotta get out of here. But Sam, there's enough

chemical inside to do what he wants. He could turn half of New Texas green.

And that's what we shall.

I can't wait to see what Tsar Frogmeister has in store for these four

aces.

Are you

certain there is enough formula in storage so that the professor's services

no longer needed?

Yes, Tsar Frogmeister.

Besides, the nurse knows the formula if the supply runs out.

Is this true, nurse?

Yes, I've memorized the formula.

Good. Perhaps we should have you mix up a batch, just to be certain.

But, Sir Frogmeister, what about the prisoners?

Execute them all at sunrise.

Sir, you don't need even the human we've transformed.

Now you fool.

He will pull the trigger. It will be the ultimate test to see if he can be

controlled.

An excellent suggestion.

It shall be done.

Take the nurse to the lab.

Have her duplicate the professor's formula.

She can test it on Sam Hell.

Before we kill you.

Even better.

Zod Jr.

shall oversee her work in the laboratory. Now go.

There is much to do before sunrise.

Do you hear that?

You don't want to know.

It's the dance of death.

I wish we were far, far away from here.

Sam, I'm so scared.

I will bring Sarah Nell here for the experiment.

Now, let's see.

I'll need 3A and 5B.

And I'll need the two.

Junior! Is there a problem?

I can't quite remember how to do this.

Chloris. Chloris.

I

hope

your last night here is comfortable.

Blow it out your ass.

I have something to show you.

So what are you going to do, nurse?

So what are you doing?

Trying to come up with a professional job?

What about Jones?

Your friend Jones?

He's going to execute all the humans at dark.

It's the ultimate test of his transformation.

The Tsar will order him to demonstrate his loyalty to fraud kind.

Why are you doing this?

Because I like you.

Should we close?

Yeah, we'll wait for Toadie to return.

Okay, let's have a talk.

There you go, little guy.

All right, little buddy, just nod yes or no.

Sam, why should he cooperate?

He will.

If I take this bandage off, are you going to be a good little frog?

Okay, be careful, Sam.

I don't trust them.

Okay. Talk.

Hey, man.

All I know is what I've been taught.

When I left Frogtown, Commander Toadie was lying pulverized at the bottom of a

rock. I'm gone for a few years, and I joined the Texas Rocket Rangers.

I come back, and Toadie's got a robot head.

Someone named Sarf Frogmeister is running the city.

Professor Tanzer is being held captive and producing a serum to turn the world

green.

Now, you want to tell me what you know.

You cooperate with the Texas Rocket Rangers, and I might even put you in

of Frogtown.

It's not that the Greeners are bad.

They've just been misled.

Come on, get up.

Man, get up.

It's your party.

He's escaped, Commander.

Czar Frogmeister is not going to like this.

pass this way.

Help me.

Help me. Get out of here.

Calm down, human.

I'm not right for being here.

Help me.

Help

me.

Help me.

Help me.

Get off me!

Give it away!

You must be hearing things out of your head if you don't mind it.

Not so fast, Sam Hell.

Sam Hell has been captured.

They're bringing him and his rocket suit into town right now, Your Majesty.

It seems you have finally done something right.

Let the executions begin.

Yes, sir.

I will see to it myself.

Very good.

I'll observe from the tower.

An excellent idea.

of crimes against Frogkind and has sentenced you to death.

Once again, the executioner will obey, or he will be the first to die.

Now, on my command, you shoot them all, starting with the traitor, Nurse Gloria.

No.

Everyone in Frogtown, please listen.

You have all been betrayed.

Our leader is not the Cruzar.

Move it to you!

Hey!

Don't move.

Sir, I would advise you to drop the gun.

Who are you?

Let's just say someone with a dream.

A dream or a nightmare?

Perhaps a nightmare for some, but for me, a dream.

A dream of a better and greener world.

Mankind has ruled for thousands of years, and we all know where that has

civilization.

When something is polluted, throw it away.

Start again.

Mankind has to be eliminated, and those who are worthy transformed and made pure

and easy.

It was you who fixed up Commander Toadie with the new head and figured out how

to start up the frog tank.

Right. You used the frog tank's cannon to blast into the New Texas Armory and

the Greeners.

Right again.

Zarf frogman.

Well, I know who you really are.

I'm sure that you do.

But now it won't matter.

I can't possibly accomplish my mission alone.

The green transformation serum changed the body, but not the brain of your

friend, Rocket Rain.

Hey, get your hand off that trigger!

Junior, good work.

Sometimes it helps me a little.

That wasn't my intention when I created you. You created me?

Yes, my son.

In a test tube, you were to be the first of the green super race.

When you stopped growing, I realized I'd failed.

Junior's a bright specimen if you've just given him a chance.

wanted a world where everyone was green.

It would solve so many problems.

But now evolution must struggle on without me.

Junior, come on.

You were very brave.

Frogtown must be on guard, never to be misled by anyone evil.

I'm gonna miss you.

I gotta go.

Bye, Sam.

Bye.

Don't forget me.

So the governor says that Frogtown remains friendly after one year of

They'll finally be allowed to leave the reservation.

That's right, Sam.

The report just came over the air from Fuzzy.

I still don't understand how two people could be so different.

Professor Tanzer and his twin brother. One so good and the other so evil.

Dar Frogmeister knew his brother was working with the government

with gene splitting.

His maniac attempts to create new life forms failed.

That's when he kidnapped Professor Tanzer.

Why did he go along with such a hideous experiment?

I suspect we may not find all the answers without a further investigation.

Only time will tell.

What's going on?

This is unbelievable.

Well, I guess we can't court -martial him.

Randy, was this your idea?

Well, I figure if you can't beat him, join him.

Hey,

little guy.

Wow, what a trick, man.

Well,

I think you need a few lessons.

Well, looks like we got a new member.

Welcome to the Texas rocket ranger

yeah yeah yeah

to black as i strap on my rocky pack cause i'm the texas rocket

brain

Everybody I meet, they are a stranger.

You survive in this.

is living with danger so a ranger must be at his best

and i'm still the fastest gun in the west cause i'm a texas rocket

ranger flying out at the captain's request