All language subtitles for Fantasyworld.1979_Legendas01.ENG

P If wishes
were horses, P

P beggars would ride. P

P If I were
a beggar P

P with no
sense of pride, P

P I would kneel at your feet,
just to be by your side. P

P Ah, ah, ah, ah. P

P If wishes
were horses, P

P I'd be
a king. P

P Sages and princes, your praises would ring. P

P And for you, P

P all the angels
would sing P

P Ah, ah, ah, ah. P

(ship engine chugging)

- Hey man, get
a load of this one,

"Wanted, young swinging
male for afternoon fun.

Must be totally uninhibited
and very well hung.

Call Pat,
767-8576."

What do you
guys think?

Sounds like she's looking
for someone just like me.

- Sounds like a
faggot to me, Frank.

- But it says
Pat, like in Patricia.

- Yes, or
like in Patrick.

- Forget it, Frank.

Find something
we all can do.

Like a club or a strip
joint, something like that.

- Okay, okay. How
does this one sound?

"New in town?

Looking for that
special someone?

Call us at Venus Escort
Service, guaranteed to please.

Call Nick,
978-3546."

And next to this ad, is this
picture of a girl with big tits.

- Come on, Frank.
(ship's horn sounds)

That's not
for me.

I want to do something
real special tonight.

Maybe go to one of
those live sex shows.

You know, the one downtown
where they really fuck.

Then I'm going to go down to
Chinatown and get me the nicest,

prettiest little
Chinese girl I can.

You guys won't see
me for three days.

Now that's the way to
spend a three-day liberty.

- Let's see.

Chinese, Chinese,
Chinese girls, okay.

Here's one that
sounds interesting.

"The House of Chin,
palace of Oriental pleasure,

jacuzzi, spa,

massage, beautiful
Oriental girls, the best in town.

- Oh, Frank,
come on.

I don't want
to pay for a girl.

I want to meet
one, a real one.

Fall in love.

It's about time I
started settling down.

- Maybe
get married,

have a
couple kids,

get fat, drinking beer,
watching the games on TV.

Oh, this Navy's
been okay.

God, there's gotta be something
more important than this.

Besides, my enlistment's
coming up in three weeks,

and to tell you the truth,
I'm getting pretty fucking sick

and tired of some fat asshole
telling me what to do all the time.

About time I started being
my own man, my own boss.

- Well Cal, maybe you're getting out
soon, but I still have two years to go.

And tonight, I feel
like a real live sex show.

- Are you sure they really
fuck right up there on stage?

- That's what
I've heard.

Of course, I never
really been to one,

but I would
like to see

if they
really do do it.

- Here's
a hot one.

"Join us for an evening
of pleasure, your pleasure.

Where? The hot
one, Fantasyworld,

where anything can
and does happen.

Live sex shows,

audience participation,
and much, much more.

Fantasyworld,
if you dare.“

- That's the spot.

Where's it
say it is?

- It's weird.

It doesn't, no phone number,
no address, no anything.

- Well, we
can find it.

It's probably over
in North Beach.

Everything's
in North Beach.

If we don't find it,
we'll ask a cop.

They probably raid
the place every night.

(chuckfing)

- So this is
the place?

- Yeah, I'm
with you, Frank.

What do
you say, Cal?

- Yes, it sounds
pretty good to me.

Besides, I want to find out what they
mean by that audience participation.

- Maybe you can get right
up there and feel them

or maybe even make love
to some of them women.

I ain't afraid.

I love when people
watch me make love.

Daughs)
- Oh yeah, sure Frank.

What does your
wife think of that?

- I'm my
own boss.

I can do
anything I want.

(laughter)

Yeah
really, Frank.

I'll make
you a bet.

$20 says that you won't be able
to do it when we get there.

- Yes, and I'll add another point to
that that says if you do get up there,

you can't
get it up.

- You turkeys
got yourself a bet.

This good old boy can get it up
any time, like that time in Honolulu.

- Oh, come
on, Frank.

We heard that story
about thirty times.

It's going to feel damn good
getting off this old tub.

Come on, let's
get out of here.

(smooth music)

- Boy, that sure
is one long drop.

I don't see how
anybody could ever jump.

I'd be way
too scared.

-That's not
the point, Chrissy.

You can't worry about
being scared, you just do it.

It is the
final statement.

- Oh, Ellen, you think
you know everything.

What could you possibly know
about jumping off bridges?

- I read it in the
National Enquirer.

Most people do it because
of bad home situations

or because they
can't handle their jobs.

- I bet
it's love.

Love'll do
it every time.

- Well, we've seen the
Golden Gate Bridge.

What do you
want to do next?

- I'm starved.

What do you say we
go get something to eat?

- That's a
goodidea.

What about
French food?

I saw this really cute
little French restaurant

right around the
corner from the hotel.

- Actually, I was more in the
mood for Mexican food myself.

We can't ever get good
enchiladas back in Dayton.

- That's true.
- I vote for Mexican food.

- Okay.

As long as it's not the garbage
they've been serving us

on this
tour, yech.

If I never see another
Denny's, it'll be too soon.

- Right on, Chrissy.

Let's go wild
tonight, no diets,

no curfews.

Let's find the best place in
town and just stuff ourselves.

- And drink margaritas
'til our eyes float.

- Anything you
want, Chrissy.

We'll indulge
our every fantasy.

- Yeah, just because
we're telephone operators

from Dayton,

doesn't mean we can't have
a good time like everyone else.

- Really!
daughs)

- Hey.

Oh, it's pretty wild.
What do you think?

- Well, it's
all right.

We can do
better than that.

- It's got to be around
here somewhere.

This is the
right street.

- Let me see
this, Frank.

- Look.
- What did he say the address was?

- Look, it's right
here on the paper.

6969 Broadway.

We just gotta
look harder is all.

- Let's go down
here. See if it's here.

- Showtime again, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, are you a sex fan, sir?

(laughs)
- Oh, yes.

- Wait until you see this show, it's
a beautiful show to see people.

There are live strippers here tonight,
and a male and female act of love.

For you, sir,
how about it?

Gentlemen?
- How much it cost?

- How much do
you want for that?

- Come on, fellas.
- How much for the night?

- You don't have
to pay to peek, fellas.

Have a look, sir.

- How many girls are here?
- Check it out.

See if you like it, gentlemen.
Beautiful show.

- Do they
look good?

- We got a whole contingent of
strippers here tonight... (indistinct)

Come on, fellas.

- How much do
you want? Come on.

How much do you want?
- Come on, fellas. Have a look.

- Oh, fuck him.

Let's go. Come on,
let's go to Fantasyworld.

- You guys oughta
come with me.

- Come on, man.
- Check out the beautiful girls.

- Come on.
- Hey.

- You don't have to pay to
peek, guys, beautiful strippers.

- You got
to pay me.

- Come on, fellas.
- You're crazy.

- Just $30
for you guys.

Wanna get a tip in
here this evening,

sex fans
right this way.

- To the left.

- Have an erotic show time again,
the world famous off Broadway,

five
professional strippers,

male, female,
act of love, sir...

- Hey, look at that.
(funky music plays)

- Yeah, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.

- There's one
way to find out.

Y'all come on.

(cap slaps)

- Evening, gents,

you're just in time for
tonight's performance.

Step right in.

- Is this
Fantasyworld?

- Yes, indeed, mate,
the one and only,

the hottest
spot in town.

Step right in.

- Yes, well, how come
you have a big sign?

- Yes, and how come you
don't put out the address

and phone number?

You answer
me that.

- It's a good
question, mate.

Our large and faithful clientele
know exactly where we are,

and that's all
that matters to us.

The rest are creeps and
tourists, and who needs them,

so step right in, and pay
the little lady on the inside.

That is, if
you can take it.

- What do you mean
by that wisecrack?

- Only that here
at Fantasyworld,

we offer a very unique
form of entertainment,

only the
finest in the city.

We can give you everything
that you could possibly imagine.

- You can imagine a hell of a lot
being out at sea for eight months,

believe me.
(laughing)

- Fantasyworld
has it all and more.

In fact, we are the only showcase in town
that offers a money-back guarantee.

If one of our customers
is not fully satisfied,

we will gladly return
their money, no hassles,

no questions.

As a matter of fact,
not one of our customers

has ever left Fantasyworld
unfulfilled, and that's a fact.

Step right in, and pay
the little lady on the inside.

The next
show starts

in exactly three minutes.
What do you say, mates?

- Hey, looks
pretty wild to me.

Come on,
let's go for it.

(door squeaks)

-$25, you got
to be kidding.

What the hell
you got in here?

- Anything your little
Visa card desires.

- Does that
include you?

- I said anything, didn't I?
(spacey music)

Please be seated.

A waitress will be
with you shortly.

Enjoy yourselves.

- This had
better be good.

- Oh, it will
be, Frank.

I can feel it
in my bones.

- Welcome,
welcome, one and all.

Welcome to
Fantasyworld.

My name
is Nigel.

I shall be your guide,
your master of ceremonies,

your inspiration on an adventure
like none you have ever experienced,

so journey with
us at Fantasyworld.

Leave the big, ugly
reality of the world behind,

and dare to indulge your
every whim and fancy.

It can happen

at Fantasyworld.

First, a story to entertain,
a tale everyone here knows.

Tonight, we'll tell you
the true story of Eve.

Ah, there she sleeps,
alone and innocent.

Her Adam is away in
another part of the garden,

gathering fruit
for tonight's meal,

but danger
lurks near.

She's so sweet, so innocent,
so pure, but for how long?

(eerie music)

(moaning)

(sighing)

(moaning)

(percussive music)

(panting)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(music intensifying)

(slurping)
(eerie music continues)

(groans)

- Well, I could go on with that story,
but I'm sure you all know how it ends.

(footsteps tapping)

Uh-oh, I've just been notified
that one of the snakes used

in the last performance is
missing, so if you find him or her--

It's hard to tell
with snakes sometimes--

Please return
it to the stage.

And don't worry,
they're quite harmless.

There's one
thing they do like,

dark places, warm
moist dark places.

(woman shrieks)
(snake rattles)

- There you go.

Snake's been found,

thanks to this
brave young lady.

Don't worry, love. Someone
will be along to serve you soon.

We take care of
everyone at Fantasyworld.

(uptempo music)

- Hey, think they're
faking it up there?

- No way, man.
That's the real thing.

- The real thing?

Sure.

(rhythmic music continues)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(grunting)

(moans)
(rhythmic music continues)

(moans)

- I'm so stuffed.

One more tortilla chip
and I'd probably explode.

- Just don't
do it on me.

(laughing)

- I'm not only
stuffed, I'm drunk.

Six margaritas will
do me in any time.

I feel like
doing something.

Do you guys wanna go dancing?
- Yeah!

- Yeah, that sounds
like a lot of fun.

- Excuse me, sir.

Is there a place
close by here?

- Oh yeah, I know a
perfect place, Fantasyworld.

- Hmm. Uhuh.

I just got
another urge.

(chuckfing)

We haven't been with a man
since we started this tour,

and I'm horny as hell!
(chuckfing)

- Nancy! I'm
surprised at you.

I've never heard you
say anything like that.

- I guess there's a few things
you just don't know about me,

Chrissy.
- Guess so.

(giggling)

(laughing)
(uptempo music)

- Hey, wait
a minute.

I don't know if this
is such a good idea.

Yunno, this place
looks pretty dangerous.

Anything might happen
to us down here, and

nobody'd ever
know about it, yunno?

- Let's go back
to the hotel.

- Oh, poor
Chrissy's afraid.

Daughs)
- No, I'm not.

It's just that, well, we
should be a little careful,

that's all.

- Maybe we can take you back to the
hotel, and Nancy and I can go out

dancing
by ourselves.

- No, that's okay.

- We'll be careful,
Chrissy, I promise.

- Come on,
we'll have a ball.

- Wow, check
his guy out.

Hello there.

What are you
all dressed up for?

- You going
to a party?

- Hey, what is
this place anyway?

Is it a hotel
or something,

or one of those
secret sex clubs?

- Maybe.
- He can talk.

- So is it
maybe hotel,

or is it
maybe sex club?

(chuckles)

- Ah, sex
club, eh?

You have anything in
there three young ladies out

on the town might
be interested in?

- Ellen, I thought we
were gonna go dancing,

remember?

- That depends,

my dear young lady, on
what you're interested in.

- Is that so?

Like what,
for instance?

- Ellen, I'm
getting cold.

Let's go, okay?
- I don't think this is really the place

for girls
like you.

You girls seem a little too
straight for Fantasyworld.

- Too straight
for what?

I can handle
anything you can offer.

- You can,
can you?

Then, step right
through the door

and purchase
a ticket.

A ticket that,

for a
small fee,

will yield to you your
wildest dreams come true.

- You girls aren't really
planning on going in there,

are you?

- Don't worry,
they'll chicken out.

- Oh, yeah?

I don't see what
harm it could do.

- We can just go in
and check it out.

You never know,
it might be fun.

- If it gets too creepy,
we can always leave.

- Right. We can
leave, can't we?

- Of course, darling,

but once
you're inside,

I promise you,

you won't
want to leave.

- Come on,
let's go in.

- Okay.
-We'll protect you, Chrissy.

- I've never been in a
place like this before.

- Just promise me you won't
say hi to anybody in a raincoat.

- I've never even
seen a porno movie.

I'm scared.

- Boy, if the girls back at the
switchboard could see us now.

(giggling)

(spacey music)

- Welcome, ladies.

Now, for the next part
of this evening's show,

I'm going to need a
volunteer from the audience.

- I'm going to
volunteer Chrissy.

- You better not, Ellen.
- Oh, come on, Ellen, lay off.

- Now don't
be frightened.

Ah, I've got it, maybe
we need an incentive.

(snaps fingers)
Voila.

- There now,
that's more like it.

Meet Serena.

Say hi to the
folks, Serena.

- Hi to the
folks, Serena.

- Isn't she cute?

Now I really
do need a victim--

Oh, slip of
the tongue--

A volunteer,
I should say.

Now, who'll be the first to have
their fantasy fulfilled tonight?

- I'll see you
guys later.

I can't turn down
a dish like that.

- Here we go.

One of our brave fighting
men from the US Navy.

Step right
up, son,

and meet your
dream date for tonight,

Serena.

Seaman Lewis,

what would your wife think if
she saw you up here right now?

What do you
think, Frank?

Would she care?

- Oh, I
don't know,

but how did you know my
name and that I'm married?

I've never met
you before, have I?

- I read your
mind, Frank.

I also know what
your fantasy is,

the one that you're
about to have with Serena.

What do you
say, Frank?

It's all yours. Just
imagine it'll happen,

and it will.

(snaps fingers)

- Audrey,
Audrey, my love.

It's me, Frank.

It's been
so long.

- We're together
again, Frank.

Just you and
I and Serena,

just like you always
wanted it, Frank.

Come to
me, Frank.

Make love
to me, Frank.

- Wow, I must
be dreaming.

It's got to be
the only answer.

- Maybe you're
dreaming, Frank.

Just lie
back and relax,

Serena and I will
take good care of you.

This is what you've really
always wanted, isn't it?

(moaning)

(smooth music)

(smooth music continues)

(moaning)

(gentle music)
(shore sounds)

(grunting)

(moaning)
(panting)

(panting)

(moaning)

(gentle music)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(kissing)
(shore sounds)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(grunting)

(rhythmic music)

(loud moans)

(rhythmic music intensifies)

(groans)

(groans)
(music winds down)

- Next, are there any
ladies in the audience?

I'm going to need
a lady in the next act.

There, down
in the first row.

You, in the middle
with the blonde hair.

How's about
you, darling?

- Nancy, I think
he wants you.

- I know
he does.

(eerie music)

- Come on up now,
don't be frightened.

(footsteps tapping)

- That's a
good girl.

Nancy, isn't it?

- Yes,
that's right.

How did
you know?

- I can see it in
your eyes, Nancy.

I can see a lot
of things about you,

dark secrets that your friends down there
could never imagine belong to you.

I want you to
meet a friend of mine.

This is Clark.

Does he
frighten you?

- No.

No, not
at all.

In fact,

I'd like to make
love to him right now.

- Well, let her do
what she wants, Ellen.

It's her
choice.

- Nancy, you tell me you
want to make love to Clark,

but something tells me you're
not telling me the full truth.

Am I right?

- Yes, you
are right.

I want
three men.

Three men to
make love to me.

I haven't been
with a man in weeks.

That is what I
really want, Nigel.

- Close your eyes
and count to three.

Open them and turn to see,
what it is you want of me.

(snaps fingers)

- One,

two,

three.

Ooh.

(suspenseful music)

(jazzy music)

(jazzy music continues)

(panting)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(slurping)

(moaning)

(moaning)
(spacey music)

(uptempo music)

- Ellen, do you
hear that music?

- No, I don't hear
any fucking music.

Look, I don't think it was
such a good idea for us to come

in here
after all.

Come on, Chrissy,
let's get out of here.

- But you
must hear it,

it's the most beautiful
song I've ever heard

in my life.

It's coming from right
over there somewhere.

- Chrissy.

Chrissy, wait.

You can't
go there!

(piano playing)

P If wishes
were horses, P

P beggars would ride. P

P If I were
a beggar P

P with no
sense of pride, P

P I would kneel at your feet,
just to be by your side. P

(vocalizing)

P If wishes
were horses, P

P I'd be
a king. P

P Sages and princes, your praises would ring. P

P And for you, P

P all the angels
would sing P

(vocalizing)

(piano continues)

(vocalizing)

(gentle music)

(gentle music continues)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(slurping)

(gentle music continues)

(gasping)

(panting)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(soft music)

(groaning)

(moaning)

(moaning)

- Boy, they're fucking
the hell out of her.

- Yeah, and she's loving
every second of it.

You know that Frank, he
must be doing okay for himself.

He has been gone
for over an hour now.

- Hey, Cal, have you noticed how
people keep disappearing around here?

Like right over there,
that couple over there,

well, they're gone now,
and I could have sworn

I didn't see
them leave.

This place is really
getting mysterious.

It's very
weird, indeed.

(moaning)

(gong sounds)

(moaning)

(gong sounds)

(room divider scrapes)

(gong sounds)

- Your tea
is ready, Cal.

- What is this?

Where am I?

Who are you?

-Jun, at
your service.

- Lie down on stomach,
I give you massage.

(gentle music plays)

(gentle music continues)

- Turn over
on back.

(gentle music continues)

(gentle music continues)

(moaning)

(uptempo music plays)

(suckling)

(moaning)

- I'm coming.
I'm gonna come.

(moaning)

(moaning)
(uptempo music)

- Come
on, baby.

(chair scrapes)

All our
friends did it.

Whaddaya say?

(hand slaps)
(chimes ring)

- You make
me sick.

You know, if I weren't a lady,
I'd slap this right across your face.

You dog, you'd like
me to, wouldn't ya?

Huh?

Ooh,

Yunno, guys like you
really make me puke.

You think that all you have
to do is smile and we'll jump

in the sack
with ya,

Oright?
(Whlp smacks)

- Ow, you
goddamn bitch!

That hurt.
- Am I right?

(whip smacks)

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

(suckling)
(panting)

(ominous music continues)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(panting)

(groaning)

(panting)

(moaning)

(moaning)

- People find strange
happiness here.

I create nothing except
for the mechanical devices.

The fantasies are the visions
of the people themselves.

Some of our guests stay for
a while, some maybe forever.

Who knows, maybe you'll be
one of the lucky few to experience

the ultimate fantasy,
Fantasyworld.

(uptempo music)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(uptempo music continues)

(uptempo music continues)