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[laughter]

[rhythmic drumming]

Young cunts are coming.

I'II bash 'em in head and fuck 'em good.

[laughter]

Their heat better way.

Give them Lickety-Lou joy juice.

That stuff make 'em hornier than coyote in heat.

Uaughs]

Look, Kate! There's an Indian.

I wonder if he's got anything to drink.

I'm thirsty.

Hi.

Hey. Do you have anything to drink?

Have some juice.

Thank you.

He putjuice in pussy.

Uaughs]

Thank you.

You like them juice?

Yes.

Makes my tummy feels so strange and tingly.

You need help, or you relax girlie.

[rhythmic drumming]

[moaning]

Look, it's so big.

[moaning]

Howdy, Mamy.

Hi, Lickety.

Best be careful.

Hear tell Col. Fulgoose and his city women

are staying at the Pussy Patch Hilton.

Do tell, Mamy.

Well, thank you. I'll be careful.

[pleasant guitar music]

J” Oh, shit, I stepped in it J'

J' I got it on my brand new shoes I

J” There's a smell you can't forget J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J” Walkin' in the pasture late last night J'

J'A little metal muffin standing in my way J“

J” Rotten apples lying all over the ground J”

J“ Pressurized pasture flies flying all around I

J” Oh, shit, I stepped in it J'

J' I got it on my brand new shoes I

J” That smell you can't forget J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J' Well, I walked in the house to wash it off I

J“ And everybody there got real pissed off J”

J' Well, they said, "What the hell are you trying to do? J“

J“ Give everybody the bullshit blues?" J“

J” I'm just glad that it wasn't you J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

I I'm just glad, J“ J” I'm just glad that it wasn't you J'

[moaning]

How do you feel?

My pussy sure is sore and worn out.

Mine, too, but thatjuice sure is far out.

Wait 'til the Colonel finds out.

He'll probably use it to get Daisy May.

Good.

Then we'll get little Abraham.

Look at that unsuspecting twat.

Soon, she'll be mine.

Plus, a few million bucks more.

Mine, all mine, little Daisy.

Little Abraham will be ours.

[laughter]

[soft, sultry music]

I loves you, Little Abraham.

I loves your dick.

What are you doing, Daisy May?

Playing with your beautiful cock.

[moaning]

Put your mouth on it and suck it a little bit.

Yeah.

Mm.

[moaning]

You want me to lick it?

[moaning]

It's so big and hard.

It's nice.

All over the world, you asshole.

I want Licky-Poo juice in everything we sell.

Full-scale production.

Understand?

[indistinct chatter]

[giggles]

It's so nice.

[moody music]

[moaning]

It's good.

Oh, yeah.

That's nice.

Oh, it's good.

It's so good.

Big dick, you like it.

You've got some big tits.

You love it, don't you?

Yeah.

[moaning]

-Hard. [moaning]

Good.

You like it when I squeeze your nipples.

[moaning]

Push it to your mouth.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, it's good.

Oh, that feels good.

Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, lick it.

Yes.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Yeah.

[moaning]

Yes.

Yes, keep licking.

[moaning]

[moody music]

Oh, Abraham.

[moaning]

Oh, Abraham.

[moaning]

Abraham.

[moaning]

Oh, I'm cumming.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh my God.

[moaning]

Fuck me, oh, Abraham.

Come on, fuck me.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, it's so good.

So good.

You're so good.

That was just wonderful.

I love you.

-Mamy says Col. Fulgoose is in town.

I wonder what a big shot like him is doing in Pussy Patch.

Oh, yes, it's so good.

Soon, Daisy will be sucking my hot cock.

I'm going to cum all over those beautiful tits.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

-Howdy, boys. -Hi.

-Want 'em juice? [indistinct]

I'm barely old enough to drink.

Colonel says everybody drinks free. That means everybody.

If you're going to put it that way, I guess I'll have a small one.

That's good.

Thank you, boys.

Where are you going?

I go to fuck --

No,

Colonel pay us 10 whole cents to stay here, give away juice,

we give away juice.

Okay, Big Ox.

Besides, there's plenty more where that came from.

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J' Happy birthday, Colonel Fulgoose J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J' Happy birthday, Colonel Fulgoose J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

Where are you going, honey?

Down to the stream to get some water.

Why don't you stay and [chuckles]

fuck and suck pussy-fat style with me?

Don't mind if I do.

All right, goddamn.

Woo. I'm going to have a good time.

Woo.

Woo.

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J' Happy birthday, Colonel Fulgoose J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J' Happy birthday, Colonel Fulgoose J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J' Happy birthday, Colonel Fulgoose J'

J” Happy birthday to you J'

What you looking at there, Pappy?

Ooh, yourjuicy cunt, moon swine.

You ain't never paid me no mind before.

Besides, mommy going to break your head.

I don't care.

Just want to lick that juicy cunt of yours.

It looks mighty fine.

Crawl on over here and have yourself a better look.

It's happening already, you poor fools.

Daisy, pretty soon, y'all going to be mine,

yes.

Goddamn, that feels good.

Goddamn.

Woo. Goddamn. Woo.

[moaning]

That's good, honey.

Ooh, that's good.

Oh, that's pussy patch style.

Ooh, woo.

Oh, go there mama.

[moaning]

Woo.

Oh, damn.

Ooh, made it all red.

God,

look at it getting red.

Woo.

Come on, suck that cock.

Oh, damn.

[moaning]

Ooh, goddamn.

Ooh, suck it good.

Woo.

[moaning]

Oh, damn, honey.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Ooh, yeah, happy.

Ooh, yeah.

Yeah.

-Ooh, eat that dirty cunt. -Oh, good. Yeah, I'm going to try.

Ooh, so good.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, it's been so long, yeah.

Ooh, eat it, baby. Eat that dirty cunt, yeah.

Lick it, Pappy.

Don't you let Mamy find out about this.

[moaning]

[whimpering]

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Ah, well, giga boo juice.

[moaning]

[kissing]

[groaning]

I love it.

Suck that.

[moaning]

Suck that cock in.

Eat them balls.

Eat them balls.

Suck it.

Goddamn.

Oh.

Damn, do I love the kettle juice.

That will fill me really good.

Woo.

Get down.

Woo.

Goddamn, I want to fuck you in the ass.

Oh.

Woo, do you want me to fuck you in the ass?

Yeah.

[music]

[moans]

[upbeat music]

Get him off the runway. Am I on?

I'm sitting in my office

that ain't exactly round,

solving all the problems of the day.

But one problem that won't give, that's extremely relative.

It's also one that just won't go away.

[upbeat music]

When I was younger,

his manners were from hunger.

There was trouble whenever he was near.

Because, even back in Georgia,

no one ever heard of a four year-old chugging a bourbon beer.

That's my brother.

[upbeat music]

However, I can phone him

and tell him to shut up and say no more.

I'd quietly court him,

but wherever we transport him,

he'd go out and start a fucking war.

And now, off the record.

[record scratching]

[moaning]

I told you I was going to fuck you on the ass.

Give me some Vaseline.

[moaning]

[grunting]

Ooh, pussy patch style.

Ooh.

[moaning]

[water trickling] [moaning]

[grunting]

Oh, yeah.

[shouting]

[moaning] [grunting]

[moaning]

Mm. Mm.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Yes. [chuckles]

[funky, moody music]

Sit down, Daisy. Have a drink.

Thank you, Col. Seth.

You like my little erotic collection, Daisy?

No, of course, I don't.

Me thinks you doth protest too hastily.

That's not exactly what the great bard wrote,

but it'll do.

Don't be too quick to deny, Daisy.

I can teach you about love.

Let me fuck you into happiness.

No, no. I don't want that.

-Please, Daisy. -I loves Little Abraham.

-No, no. It's not right. -Daisy.

God, what's happening to me?

[moaning]

The Colonel will be right with you.

Hey, come on, just relax.

I is trying, ma'am.

I is trying.

You know, Little Abraham, I really like you a lot.

I'm going to eat you.

Oh, God.

You like what you see, little man?

Yes, ma'am.

In fact, I never seen nothing like that.

Why don't you come here for the treat of your life?

[moaning]

Such a nice little ass.

Yeah.

[moaning]

Listen, Little Abraham,

we're going to show you more action

than you've ever seen right down here in [indistinct].

[moaning]

Oh, it's good.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, stick it.

Oh, stick it in me.

Oh, yeah. [moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah. [moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, stick it.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's so wet.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, cum.

[moaning]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

-Col. Fulgoose?

I'm representing the combined TV Interest of America.

Because of your new, improved formula,

nobody is watching TV, everybody is fucking.

Naturally, son.

Would you be watching TV if you could fuck and suck?

Evidently, no.

This is business and the TV business is losing millions.

Well, that's your tough luck.

Not at all, sir. It's your tough luck.

You own TV.

What?

J” Happy birthday to you J'

J” Happy birthday to you J' [laughter]

J” Happy birthday J'

Stop that singing, you idiots.

No more free booze.

J” Happy birthday J'

Back to the hills, you fucking savages.

Pack up. We're leaving.

No, we won't go.

Stay, then. Fuck it. Who cares?

Wife is sure crazy.

You bet, Kemosabe.

Little Abe, please let us stay here in Pussy Patch.

We love it here.

Little Abraham, please.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

Girls, it's all right by me.

Now it's up to Daisy May.

Why, sure,

it's the code of the hills to be hospitable.

I love you, Little Abraham.

I love you, too, Daisy May.

J' Billy, Billy see J“

J” Can't you see J' J' What you're doing to this man J”

J“ In all kind of style J“

J'And it shows up in his smile J"

J' Maybe you have set his future plans I

r Billy, Billy, Billy see J“

J“ Won't you see J“ J“ That you can try to be his friend I

J” You know he'll be annoyed J'

J' If he finds he's unemployed J“

J“ And he has to work for peanuts once again J”

Get him off the runway.

I'm sitting in my office,

it ain't exactly round,

just solving all the problems of the day.

But one problem that won't give,

that's extremely relative,

it's also one that just won't go away.

R Billy, Billy, Billy see J“

J' Can't you see what you're doing to this man? J“

J“ In all kind of style J“

J'And it shows up in his smile J"

J' Maybe you have set his future plans I

r Billy, Billy, Billy see J“

J“ Won't you see J“ if you can try to be his friend? J'

J” You know he'll be annoyed J'

J' If he finds he's unemployed J“

J“ And he has to work for peanuts once again J”

When I was younger,

his manners were from hunger.

There was trouble whenever he was near.

'Cause even back in Georgia,

no one ever heard

of a four year-old chugging a bourbon beer.

R Billy, Billy, Billy see J“

J“ Can't you see J“ what you're doing to this man? J“

J' In all kinds of style J'

J'And it shows up in his smile J"

J' Maybe you have set his future plans I

r Billy, Billy, Billy see J“

J“ Won't you see J“ if you can try to be his friend? J'

J” You know he'll be annoyed J'

J' If he finds he's unemployed J“

J“ And he has to work for peanuts I once again J“

Well, you know I can't disown him.

However, I can phone him and tell him to shut up and say no more.

I quietly support him,

but wherever we transport him,

he'd go out and start a fucking war.

Now, off the record.

[moaning]

What the fuck did they put in thatjuice?

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

So good.

That's nice.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck me. Oh, cum.

Oh, it's so hot.

[moaning]

[chicken clucking]

[moaning]

[pleasant guitar music]

J” Oh, shit, I stepped in it J'

J” I got it all on my brand new shoes J'

J” That smell you can't forget J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J“ Well, walkin' in the pasture late last night J'

J'A little metal muffin J' standing in my way J'

J' Rotten apples all over the ground J'

J“ Pressurized pasture flies flying all around I

J” Oh, shit, I stepped in it J'

J” I got it all on my brand new shoes J'

J” That smell you can't forget J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J' Well, I walked in the house to wash it off I

J“ And everybody there got real pissed off J”

J' Well, they said, what the hell are you trying to do? J”

J' Give everybody the bullshit blues? J”

J” Oh, shit, I stepped in it J'

J” I got it all on my brand new shoes J'

J” That smell you can't forget J'

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J“ Bullshit blues J“

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

J“ Believe I got the bullshit blues J“

Oh, oh, oh, I love you.

[moaning]

Oh, I love it.

Oh, yeah.