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Ever since his father and I got married, I've become a little bit obsessed with

my new stepson.

It's weird because I didn't feel this way before the wedding.

I've realized that finally settling down means I only have sex with one man.

And I've also realized that the thought of that terrifies me.

Joshua just brings out those wild impulses in me that I thought were

I said I do.

I've recently discovered through an online group that I'm not alone in

this way.

The Milk Pack is a secret tradition going back about a decade, and I need to

a part of it.

Sedona is one of my best friends, and I thought if anyone could understand my

situation, it would be her.

Milk Pack?

I know.

Sounds insane, but it's also something I need to do.

Can you tell me, can you explain this to me a little bit more so I don't think

you're completely insane?

So apparently, about ten years ago, a group of women formed a pact that each

of them would seduce their stepson in a certain amount of time or they'd lose

their fantasies forever.

Wait, you want to fuck Joshua?

Yeah! Don't you? He's fucking adorable.

But he's your stepson.

Exactly. I think about it constantly.

And if I can get in one of these packs, I might actually do it.

Don't you ever think about being a girl?

Well, not until just now.

But he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I didn't ask you if you wanted him for a math test.

I asked you if you wanted to fuck him.

I don't know.

I mean, Henry's been kind of boring.

And, you know, Diego and I have been spending a lot of time together.

But... But nothing.

I connected with these two women online who know about the pact, and they came

up with this incredible idea.

What idea?

A MILF pact retreat.

We all go away with our step -sons, and the clock starts ticking as soon as the

plane lands.

What?

That's crazy.

You're always talking about how we need to get away on a girl's trip somewhere.

Well, this is it. Except we bring our step -sons.

There is seriously something wrong with you, Lolly.

You knew that a long time ago. But tell me, are you in?

Hmm.

Yes.

Let's do this.

But first, I had to make sure that my husband's shot was oblivious to my

intention.

Oh, honey.

What's up, hon?

I was thinking maybe we'd go on a trip somewhere?

You know I've been knee -deep in this project. Tell me if I can get a vacation

in the next two years.

You work so hard, babe.

I love you so much.

Maybe I can go by myself?

You know, Joshua's home for the summer.

Why don't you take him?

I'm sure he'd love to go on vacation.

You're right. I didn't even think about that.

You're so smart.

You're the best.

Love you.

Thank you.

That was even easier than I thought.

Oh my God, it is so nice to meet you. I feel like we have been talking online so

much that we kind of know each other already so well, right? Yeah, it's a

pleasure to meet you both. And also, this is Rachel.

Wow, you're so hot.

I bet you can get any guy you want.

Well, I have my husband, but I'm not sure I want him anymore.

I do, however, want my stepson.

There's just been so much sexual tension build up since my father and I got

married.

Yeah, same.

Me too.

Well, to be honest, I don't know how I feel about my stepson.

I mean, ever since I got married, I feel like there's no venture in my life,

and I want to change that.

See, that's exactly it.

I mean, you marry the man of your dreams, and then it gets boring.

And then you're looking at his son like you were looking at him when he was

young and exciting.

When I first heard about the milk pot, I knew I immediately wanted in.

So I could find a way.

Well, what a fucking fantastic idea it was coming here to make that happen.

That's what sold me.

Well, ladies, if we can pull this off sooner rather than later, then maybe we

could do a little step -son swap.

Well, ladies, we have seven days. I wish you all the best of luck.

But the adventure began.

Cheers to that. Cheers.

The gauntlet had been dropped.

We were fully committed to the milk pack.

Hey, Ricky, can you come help me with something?

What's up? What do you need? I just need some help zipping up this dress.

Oh, sure thing.

Thanks.

You know, I was thinking...

I just, I should have asked you if you wanted your girlfriend along on this

trip. Seven days is such a long time for a young man to go without, you know?

Oh, it's fine. She wouldn't have been able to make it anyway. She had a

to go to in Palm Springs.

Well, sure, but I mean, I guess it must get kind of lonely.

I've been hanging out with the other guys.

They're all with their stepmoms.

Two, it's kind of weird.

No, no, not weird. Just a coincidence, and coincidences happen all of the time.

Um, what I meant was, like, lonely.

Well, yeah, coincidence. Like, Heather will be in Palm Springs this week, and

I'll be using my palm a lot because of her.

You know, um, Ricky, I don't think I want to wear this dress anymore.

How about you go over there, grab me that other one, I'm going to try that

okay?

I don't think I'm supposed to see those.

Well, why don't you help me into that one?

Or just leave it off.

What's going on?

Okay, Ricky, I have a confession.

Ever since I married your father, I've been lusting after you.

You're everything that I used to love about him, but in just a more youthful,

handsome package.

That's crazy.

Do you not want me to have my fantasy?

Ricky, if I don't suck you this week, I never can. That's the milk pack.

I don't know what that is, but please, never give up on your fantasy.

Mmm.

Ooh.

How true.