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You know what?

Actually, I do want to renew my car's extended warranty.

But... Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that I'm late.

I always, like... I love walking around the school. It reminds me of when I was

here. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. Hi!

It's fine. Go ahead and take a seat.

Alright, so, uh...

Called you in today?

Yeah. Not so that you could take a tour of the building.

Oh. You tour it every week. I mean... It's fine, it's fine.

It just was, it was such great memories, you know? Right, memories.

Yeah. It must have been 15 years.

I mean... So, I called you in today because we have some

problems.

What problems? problems you have.

Um, let me just cut right to the chase.

Oh my god, I was wondering where that was!

So, you recognize this flask?

Yeah, that's mine!

I was wondering where it went.

It went in your daughter's locker.

Thank you for finding it for me. Oh yeah, you're very welcome.

You know, the...

I dream every morning when I wake up that I can help find things for you.

Well, it happened today. Thank you.

It happened today, yeah. Well, you understand it didn't just, you know,

your door and end up in your daughter's locker, right?

I mean, obviously she didn't lose it.

Oh, God.

You understand having alcohol on the premises here is...

A serious offense, right? It's a major violation.

How bad is it, really?

It's that big of a deal, right? Oh, God.

It's a very big deal, yeah.

Is it? I mean... You were a kid once. Come on.

And, you know, times have changed.

I don't know if you snuck alcohol into school when you were younger, but...

It doesn't work that way.

In fact, I'm pretty sure when we both attended this school, in fact,

what was it, Debbie Myers snuck alcohol? What happened to her?

I mean, I don't know what happened to her, but... She got expelled.

I didn't get caught, so she... Congratulations, you didn't get caught.

Debbie did, and so did your daughter. And per the code of conduct here, She

to get expelled.

Come on.

Like, that's a little extreme.

It's right there.

That's a little extreme.

A little extreme?

It's honestly, it's better off.

It's like a little flask. It's not that big of a deal. Come on. We don't have to

be crazy. It's not just about your daughter having alcohol.

It's that.

Alcohol has been brought onto the school's campus.

That's considered contraband.

Not only that, it puts other students at risk of consuming that alcohol.

But she didn't share it with anyone, did she?

It really doesn't matter.

Think of it this way. If you're operating a bar.

Okay.

If anyone under 21 enters that bar.

That's the problem, because there's alcohol.

Now, this is a school, and there is not supposed to be any alcohol. I'm not

trying to, like, dumb it down or anything, but, like, come on. Like,

going to expel her?

That's the code of conduct.

Really? Yes, really.

What if... It's not that big of a deal. What if she shared with one of her

friends and her friends got alcohol poisoning and that alcohol poisoning...

one sip of a flask? Come on. They're not going to get alcohol poisoning. Flask

that belongs to who?

Whose flask is that?

It's mine.

It's your flask. But I didn't give it to her. But it's your flask.

Yeah. Do you understand how serious this is?

I don't think it's... The police could be notified.

And God forbid...

Somebody did have alcohol poisoning.

You would be liable. So would I.

But that's why I'm here with you talking now.

We need to talk something about it. But we're not going to... You're going to

call the police?

I don't want to call the police.

You think I'm going to call the police? That's the last thing I want to do is

call the police.

I'd rather settle this internally.

Okay, so... Perfect. What do I need to do to make this, like... I don't want

to expel her.

Come on.

Okay, well...

Let's talk about this.

Where are you going?

I'm just going to give us a little more privacy, okay?

What do you mean?

Of course, I don't want to contact a believer.

And of course, I don't want to do it without your daughter.

Like, it's a mistake.

Everybody makes mistakes.

It's a pretty serious mistake.

It could have been much more serious.

You're lucky I found it.

Nobody got hurt.

Listen, nobody even knows right now.

We did a routine search. The moment I found this, I took it upon myself to put

it away.

Thank you.

So that you and I can handle this.

Okay. So how can we make this?

I don't want her to get expelled.

I think we can do a little role play.

I don't know about reenacting this particular situation, but

you like coming into the school a lot and taking in the memories, right? I do.

have great memories here. You have great memories.

I love memories. Terrific memories. I love walking around.

It's so fun, right?

Yeah. It's a great school. You had a good time. I had such a great time here.

Well, you know, maybe, you know, we can sort of... reignite some memories, maybe

not even real ones, but reenact the sort of good times that maybe you would

have. Wait, what?

Wait. Well, you can't tell me it wasn't somewhat a fantasy of yours to fool

around with the school principal, right?

I mean, I never did that.

Well, listen, we don't need to talk about what we have or have not done.

can talk about is what we could do.

So you're not going to call the police?

Listen, if we have this little fun student principal roleplay,

I won't even say a word to anyone.

And that flask will just magically end up back in your home in your cabinet.

Just imagine you're still a student here at this school like I know you like to

do. I do.

Yeah, you do.

I love being here. Imagine there's that handsome young principal, that

strict authority figure that has a firm hand on things.

How you just so want to get a firm

hand.

Pretty good deal, huh?

If that helps my daughter.

It'll help your daughter.

I think I can do it. As long as you don't call the police or, like, make a

report. I'm not going to say. She's not going to get expelled.

In fact, that flask never graced my desk.

Okay. Yeah. I can do that.

Yeah, I think you can.

It kind of sounds fun.

It's going to be awesome.

So, you know, as I said, just role play.

Like... Well, you're the... Really? Like... Bad student that has to be

disciplined.

And I'm the horny principal that's not disciplined.

Okay. I mean... As long as it helps my daughter.

It'll help.

Think of it this way.

I get off...

And don't have your daughter.

Okay. I mean.

I mean, I would do anything for my daughter. And I mean,

hey, reliving or making new high school memories.

I mean, I do love it here. I love it here.

Like you're just being like a dirty bratty, you know, high school student.

Okay. I mean, I loved being in high school.

So. You know, don't break character.

Okay. You're in big trouble, young lady.

Okay. You want to get out of trouble, don't you?

I do.

Okay. I do.

Okay. Does this help?

This is going to help, yeah. You know, just taking care of the principal's

will keep you out of trouble. And then maybe, just maybe, I'll let you attend

prom still.

Okay. Okay. I love prom.

Such a fun dance.

Yes, you will love prom. Don't break character.

Okay. Uh -huh.

It's role -playing. See, we're having fun here.

It can be fun, yeah.

So, tell me, my student, have you ever put a cock in your mouth?

Maybe.

Well, why don't you go ahead and show me how experienced you are.

Okay.

I can do that.

Wait, not here.

No?

I want to have you against the wall so you know you're in timeout.

Oh, okay.

Where's my timeout corner?

Right here on the floor.

Sit down.

Okay. There you go.

Now I want you to sit and think about what you've done while you're sucking my

dick.

If you don't do a good job, young lady, you're gonna get detention.

Is that good?

Do you like that?

I think it's pretty good.

Sure you can't play in practice with all the football players in the locker

room?

I don't know. Principal knows and sees all. You don't know.

Bad students.

This sort of extra credit is only between you and your principal.

You don't do this with any of your other teachers, right?

Never.

Never.

Doesn't this beat the yardstick?

You know what they say? This is definitely more fun.

You know what they say?

Bear the rod.

That's so not cool.

Oh, don't worry about this. This is just my own personal collection.

What?

Hey, not like you have never filmed yourself before.

I mean, you're not wrong.

Uh -huh.

Yeah,

I'd rather show off to that camera.

I'm going to really enjoy this later.

I am sucking my principal's dick. Yeah, you fucking are.

to flood your grave.

bent over the principal's desk?

Maybe.

I might have.

I'm gonna make that become a reality today.

What? Yeah.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

Right here? Right here. On your desk?

On the principal's desk.

Bend over.

Want that ass ready for me.

Oh, oh, okay.

Bend over so we can take your punishment.

Oh!

You're lucky we don't use that yardstick anymore.

We've been here before.

You like that?

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

I don't feel like I'm supposed to like this, but I do.

Oh, you definitely should like this.

It's everything you want. You went to school, you're in war.

Oh, I did imagine fucking on this desk. Oh, I bet you did.

I did.

Oh, it's so good.

Visit you.

Not right now. It's just you and me.

Some of my students need the personalized individual attention.

So I take it upon myself to give them that.

Um.

I'm on your desk.

Only few get the privilege to be disciplined on my desk.

There's been several.

Yeah, we don't need to talk about those right now.

Oh, I feel so good.

You know,

Miss Tay, you're in very deep trouble.

The clothes you're wearing here at this school.

I think you'd like them.

Way off dress policy.

You keep wearing them.

But they caught your attention.

You keep wearing them, but I have to keep having you come to my office.

He needed a real man.

principal with a firm hand on things you definitely do

I don't remember all those PE classes I've been doing for you.

I mean, I have been working out.

You sure nobody's going to walk in?

Beyond the Raven.

This is my office.

This is my school.

Oh.

It's good to hop on the principal's car.

It always was a fantasy of mine.

to let you know that you don't have to worry about what happened today.

I know, but it's all been taken care of, okay?

I'll be home shortly.

Don't worry.

It's going to be just fine.

Bye.

I had those tears in my face turn around.

You had them in your face?

Oh yeah, I fucking had them in my face.

Let me see what you can do.

You might break this chair.

Oh, that's a deal. We got plenty.

We have a whole building full of classrooms.

We don't want to make a mess on them. You got to walk out of here. I got to

out of here, right?

It wouldn't be okay if there was cum all over it, I guess.

I think I'm okay.

Mr. Principal.

Oh, that's... Yeah.

Now you got this.

Fuck. Say that again.

Mr. Principal.

Say, come for me, Mr. Principal. Come for me. Come for me, Mr. Principal. Oh,

fuck. Yeah.

make a mess in my office.

Don't let me catch you again doing whatever it is you did.

I'm sorry.

I probably won't do it again.

See what happens next time.

Now get out of my office.