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[opening theme music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Gumball] Ladies and gentlemen,

good evening and welcome to this charity roast.

[audience applauding]

Now, before hurling comedic abuse at Alan,

stop and think.

Search your soul... and realize there are

way meaner things you could say.

-[chuckles] -[Alan chuckles] Oh.

Alan, you're the worst thing that happened to air

since the invention of farting.

-[laughs] -[audience gasps]

Alan, you're insufferably nice.

No joke here. I mean it.

Completely insufferable.

-[laughs] -[chuckles nervously]

Alan, you could draw any face you like in the morning.

Why pick the one everyone wants to punch? [laughs]

You'll notice there's no hand holding Alan's string,

because kids actually want to see him get lost.

He's the only balloon

that makes children cry by not bursting at parties.

If Alan was a spice, he'd be powdered water.

This guy's so dry,

only a cactus like Carmen could survive a date with him.

The reason no one's perfect

is because no one wants to be Alan!

This guy's so full of himself,

he has to tie his butt into a knot.

...I always say to Alan is that he's a star,

because he is a huge ball of gas. [laughs]

-[coughs] -[microphone feedback]

Uh, well, uh, thanks for that, Gumball. [chuckles]

But now the hog roast is open,

so please grab a plate and help yourselves.

I'm not-- Wait, what did he just say?

This is a charity hog roast, Gumball,

for positivatots.

We protect kids

from negativity, cruelty, and hate.

[sizzling]

[gasping]

Why didn't you stop me?

Well, you are doing such a great job

at illustrating the kind of person

we don't want to be.

We're all about positive reinforcement here,

right, guys?

[positivatots cheering] Yay!

[gasps]

[tense music playing]

[squeals]

People are literally chipping in to stop kids

from turning out like me.

[laughs nervously]

Dude, you okay?

Yeah, just getting a last giggle in

before the shame crushes me.

Ah, there it is.

[calm music playing]

I mean, you don't always

have to point out people's flaws.

-[groans] -Have you seen the world?

How can I not?

And I always thought people liked me

for my jokes, you know?

It's my gift.

Oh, you're gifted, all right.

Genius, even.

But your genius name would be Albert Neinstein,

and you'd be famous for your theory of negativity.

I don't wanna be a Neinstein. I want people to like me.

From now on I will only say nice things!

No more negative words like "don't, bad, wrong," or "Ohio"!

[Tony groaning]

[inhales]

[groaning continues]

-[crashes and thuds] -[shatters]

Okay, we gotta get you outta here.

Oh, dropped my orange.

Oh, dropped it again.

Oh, dropped another one.

Oh, there it goes again. Oh.

-[Gumball hissing] -[beeping]

-[sloshing] -Wait, what? [groans]

-[hissing continues] -Okay, let's go somewhere

you can let it all out.

[inhales]

[roaring loudly]

[panting]

Are we done?

[roaring continues]

Yes.

[thudding and crackling]

Why do you think you find it so hard

not to roast everything and everyone around you?

Listen to your inner voice.

What does it say?

It says real psychoanalysis can only come

from the official French region of Analyseux,

otherwise, it's just sparkling hogwash.

Ugh, I mean, can't you just live and let live?

Why do you need to interject

and overthink the smallest stuff?

I think my main issue is more people under-thinking, dude.

Why, though?

Because you don't make the world better

by giving participation medals

to the very boneheads that make it unlivable.

It's like leaving the freezer open

to fight global warming.

People need to know when they're wrong.

That doesn't mean I hate them.

Think of it as a high five, but, like, to the face.

So, it's out of love?

Yeah, I tough-love them, I guess.

But, Gumball, look at the world. [gasps]

♪ It's been a long while On this rock ♪

♪ Since anybody Caught a break ♪

♪ Anything that flies Swims or walks ♪

♪ Knows that life's no Piece of cake ♪

-[loud explosion] -[rumbling]

♪ Oh, what we do What we do ♪

♪ Is just trying To get through ♪

♪ The weather, the hunger ♪

♪ The plunder, the new ruler ♪

♪ What we do, what we do ♪

♪ Is just trying To get through ♪

♪ We all try Our measly best ♪

♪ To make something Of this mess ♪

♪ So what we do, what we do ♪

♪ Is just trying To get through ♪

♪ The struggle The hubble and bubble ♪

♪ And every sort of trouble ♪

♪ What we do, what we do ♪

♪ Is just plowing Through and through ♪

♪ We don't need Your disrespect ♪

♪ To know we're all Far from perfect ♪

That was a pretty long roundabout way

to just call me a jerk.

You're welcome.

So, what am I supposed to do then?

Ask the universe.

Ugh. All right.

-[gagging] -[tense music playing]

Dude, what are you doing?

I'm trying to lay down my metaphorical sword.

[gagging continues]

Ugh!

-[heroic music playing] -Yeah!

You served me well, Sharptongue,

but our life of cutting down fools

has come to a close.

Let's go home.

[Darwin] Dude, that was pretty gross.

[Gumball] Just consider yourself lucky

I didn't lay down a metaphorical torpedo.

[groaning]

[intriguing music playing]

[groaning continues]

[creaking]

[clanging]

-[shatters] -[Alan groans]

Huh? Is this what it's like to be Alan?

I don't feel judgment,

just warmth for the people around me,

struggling in an imperfect world.

[shatters]

Gumball! I've been looking for you everywhere.

-[panting] -Why? What's not yet right?

It's the kids, the positive reinforcement.

I think it was too much of a good thing. [pants]

It started with them

comparing me to a whoopee cushion

when I tried to get them to leave the playground.

So, of course, I gave them

self-expression stars as a reward.

They were being so creative.

But before you know it,

they were missing from the bus,

so, obviously, I tried to bring them

non-participation medals

because it's important to encourage self-initiative.

But one thing led to another and... and...

[screeches]

[positivatots shouting indistinctly]

[laughs maniacally]

-[screaming] -Hey!

Can you please do your thing?

Alan, I've changed my ways.

Besides, aren't these your positivity-children-tots,

or, like, po... positivatots or whatever?

Gumball, they've become a positiva-terror.

Now, please get in there.

[laughing and shouting stops]

[inhales]

-Children... -[calm music playing]

...come on. This isn't you.

Take a look inside yourselves, and really--

-[music stops] -[footsteps approaching]

They physically insisted

that I look inside myself instead.

What was that? What is wrong with him?

Dress them down

with that sharp tongue of yours!

Hey, you...

Hey, you look like you need a filling...

-Huh? -...in on how your behavior

is affecting those around you.

-[all shouting indistinctly] -Oh, boy.

-[rapid thudding] -[Gumball yelping]

-[indistinct shouting] -[objects clattering]

[Gumball yelps and groans]

[groans] I can't do it.

I buried my tongue sword.

Yeah, I truly don't know what that means.

Gumball, it's just a stupid metaphor.

I know. I...

I really don't want everyone to hate me, though.

-[solemn music playing] -Gumball,

it hurts me to admit it,

but people deserve a clap back sometimes,

and I...

I was wrong.

Good evening, sir. What shall it be today?

Give me all you got.

[rattling]

[dramatic music playing]

[indistinct shouting and cheering]

[Gumball] Positivatots!

-[positivatots] Huh? -[dramatic music continues]

[all cheer]

Let's dance.

-[dance music playing] -[positivatots yelling]

I'm all for organic produce,

but whoever grew you picked you last!

I've heard of milking a joke, but this is just formulaic.

Chlorophyll? More like chloro-fail.

You're so square you're doing it

in three dimensions!

Oh, sorry, home slice.

Your friend didn't make the cut.

You guys look like AI-generated

cartoon characters,

but without any of the intelligence!

The midwife really dropped the ball with you.

She should be fired.

No need to be sour. You're just not a baller.

-[yelling] -You get my point.

[breath trembling]

[screaming]

Clearly you aren't a wisdom tooth.

[grunts]

[engine sputtering]

Thanks again, Gumball.

How can I repay you?

It's okay.

I think we both learned our lesson,

that a light roasting adds a little flavor to the world.

So, we're good.

Actually...

-[roaring loudly] -[Alan screaming]

[closing theme music playing]