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[opening theme music playing]

[dramatic music plays]

Operation Secluded Bathroom.

Prepare for deployment.

[Gumball groaning]

Good. If I hold it any longer, I'll be dropping diamonds.

[strained groans]

[squeaking]

-[dance music plays] -Mmm! Mmm-hmm.

[dramatic music continues]

[grunts]

[Gumball groans]

Wait. What's that?

Huh. I don't know.

Looks like a diary page?

But why is it so wet?

I think it's because our plumber is the same guy

who serves us lunch.

[both yell]

And fixes the roof!

And takes care of the rats.

Who'd leave diary pages in front of the bathroom?

"Wilson is my best friend,

but today he told me he loves me."

[both gasp]

But like, who's Wilson's best friend?

That would be Clare Cooper.

Your janitor also keeps files

on all the students relationships.

[both] Uh...

Mmm...

Take me out.

Dude, we can't read this...

here!

But we can't read it in the library.

The place where stories come to...

[gasping for air]

...die?

We need to hide this in something

a little less suspicious.

[in British accent] "The British Empire

and how it made the world a better place."

[in normal accent] Nothing suspicious about that.

[both laugh]

[giggles]

"Life at Elmore Junior High is full of freaks, geeks

and so called teachers.

It's hard to find a good friend,

but luckily, I found mine.

Wilson Bilson.

Wilson is my best friend,

but today he told me he loves me.

I didn't know what to say, so I just stood there."

Well, are you just gonna stand there?

I... I don't know what to say.

She's got a way with words.

Like, you're my friend.

Friend? Friend.

Sure, yeah. Okay, I get it. I get it.

[sighs]

Guess I won't be needing this anymore.

-Ah... -[Clare sighing]

-[grunts] -Mmm?

Actually. Wait, wait, wait.

This doesn't feel right.

How about now?

Yeah, that's better. [giggles]

"Now, things are just awkward.

Wilson's clearly avoiding me."

-[gasps] -Ah! [groaning]

Ow!

[whimpering]

[Darwin continues reading] "But what am I supposed to do?

Besides, he knows I have a boyfriend."

[gasps]

"Gregory."

[Gregory laughing]

[camera shutter clicking]

Oh! Hey, babe.

Sorry. Uh, let me get one with you...

taking the photo.

[camera shutter clicks]

Yeah! Listen, I was thinking about prom.

Oh! Did you finally pick out a suit so we can coordinate?

Nah, I want to go with this, like, random cupcake instead.

A hundred percent artificial flavorings, baby.

[gagging]

So I was, like, thinking we should break up.

-Hmm? -Ohh.

Don't worry, it's not me, it's you.

I think you mean that the other way around.

Oh.

Don't worry, it's not me, It's you.

Hmm.

Uh...

Guys, what do I do?

-Dude, just run, dude! Run! -Yeah, get out of there!

Uh... Uh... Red-forty! Hike!

-[panting] -Ah! [groans]

Oh, Anton, let me help you up there.

-Thanks. -Listen, don't worry, man.

Being made of paper, I get flattened all the time.

Oh...

[gasps]

Mmm-hmm...

[nervously sighs]

[gasps] Oh, no.

She's in [in singing voice] love!

[squeals, giggles]

Dude, we don't know that yet.

-[gasping] -[squirrel chittering]

[both shudder]

Point proven. Okay.

"I'm at a total loss. I don't know what to do.

I think I need to go for a walk to figure things out."

[Clare] I mean, is it worth risking our dime a dozen,

adolescent friendship

that'll fade by the time we're in college

for an earth-shattering love story for the ages

that will be remembered long after we're dead?

[sighs] I don't know what to do.

I just don't want to hurt anyone.

[explosion]

[gasps]

Wilson? You look rough.

I... I guess I've just been a little torn up recently.

Wait, why are you cleaning out your gym locker?

Because gym class is over?

And because I'm leaving Elmore and joining military school.

-What? -Yeah, it's just, like...

[tearfully] I just... I just can't, like...

You know, like, I just... [crying]

Wilson, give it to me straight!

I can't just be friends. It's too hard.

Goodbye forever, Clare.

Wilson!

Ugh.

Uh, but if you change your mind,

I'll be at the bus stop, Friday after school.

Hmm.

Uh, it's coach's nap time.

-[snoring] -[grunts]

[in British accent] Then I shall abolish this law

for the good of our country.

Now banish him to the colonies,

double the taxes upon their land.

[singing] Oh, le, diddly-doo.

[in normal accent] Wait, what?

Uh. no, dude, I think you're just reading about

-the British Empire now. -Oh.

Huh? Oh, what? That was the last page.

But I want to know what happens next.

Wait, today is Friday.

[school bell rings]

And now, after school!

[trumpet music plays]

Oh, no!

Where's Clare? Where's Clare?

[Clare] I'm right here.

Yeah, I wanted to come check out a book,

but it seems like the librarian...

-[monitor flatlining] -...might be checked out.

Clare! Why aren't you with your true love, Wilson?

Wilson?

I'm going out with Jared.

[gasp] But we read your diary!

Sorry. You're in love with Wilson!

Guys, guys, I don't have a diary.

I dump all my insecurities onto Jared.

That's right.

Wait, Darwin. There's something written on the back.

Huh?

"Help! I'm stuck in the bathroom.

Hurry! I have to pee.

Wait. No, I could do that in here."

[both gasping]

Whoa! Oh!

-Whoa! -Ohh!

Man, this school.

[knocking] Hey! Who's in there?

Ah! It's me, Leslie!

I think I got my pot stuck. [cries]

[both] Leslie?

Well, are you just gonna stand there?

Ohh...

So, I was thinking we should break up.

[people screaming]

[whines]

[heart beating]

Welcome.

I am the God of Extreme, Over The Top Reactions.

You have finally done enough

to earn the key to universal knowledge.

We've got more important things to do,

like saving a middle school crush

from maybe not happening.

[gasp] Whoa.

[romantic instrumental music playing]

-No! -[Gumball] Stop!

No!

We're too late. [cries]

I knew we shouldn't have done that

romantic movie slow motion run.

[both sobbing]

[Tree Librarian] No, boys. It was worth it.

And hearing you so invested in this romance

has restored my faith in reading

and my job as this school's librarian.

And this story ain't over yet.

Whoo-ha!

[people screaming, groaning]

Don't worry. Military bus driver,

used to this kind of stuff.

[whistling]

[Wilson] Hey, what's going on out there?

Wilson?

[sighs]

Wilson, why are you in there?

Because my love is like recycling,

most of it just goes in the trash, anyway.

Oh, that was a heavy eye roll.

Oh, that's lovely.

Wilson, Leslie likes you.

Yeah, right. He said we were just friends.

It's useless. [cries]

Dude, dude, listen,

We're young, you know, we make mistakes.

And love...

it's a story written on pages of a diary,

written on pages made of...

paper.

See, it is true.

[tearfully] It's exactly what I look like.

Okay, okay.

Take me to him.

[both grunting]

-[Wilson gasps] Leslie? -[Leslie] Wilson?

[Leslie crying] Oh, Wilson, I love you!

[Wilson crying] I... I love you too, Leslie!

[kissing sounds]

[crying]

It's okay, dude, let it out.

I already did. I couldn't hold it any longer.

[sobbing loudly]

[closing theme music playing]