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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,299 Previously: 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:11,050 Give me your number, I'd like to call you. 3 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,217 Stay. Save yourself a call. 4 00:00:13,425 --> 00:00:16,759 The president's pissed at you and so am I. 5 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:21,760 It's my job to tell the president it's best to show you the door. 6 00:00:21,968 --> 00:00:26,177 You won that election for him. You, Leo, C.J. and Sam. 7 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,969 Is it possible you are, what would have to be... 8 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:33,261 - ...a very high-priced call girl? - Yes. 9 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:38,429 Hypothetical: You're Russell, no friend of the president. 10 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,137 - What do you do? - Exploratory committee. 11 00:00:41,387 --> 00:00:43,055 - Who do you get? - Mandy. 12 00:00:43,263 --> 00:00:46,388 - You're dating Lloyd Russell? - Yeah. 13 00:00:46,639 --> 00:00:51,473 The Coast Guard's fishing for Cubans, and I slept with a prostitute. 14 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:55,182 Please. Which of those kids is my boss's daughter? 15 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:59,057 - That would be me. - This is bad on so many levels. 16 00:00:59,265 --> 00:01:02,641 - Josh, don't ever do it again. - Yes, sir. 17 00:01:02,891 --> 00:01:06,183 Mrs. Landingham, what's next? 18 00:01:34,854 --> 00:01:36,563 Are you crazy? 19 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:40,647 - Have you lost your mind? Mandy. 20 00:01:40,897 --> 00:01:45,314 - Let's go to my office. - Why'd you make that deal? Shut up! 21 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,148 - Why? Lloyd! - Just until after the midterms. 22 00:01:48,398 --> 00:01:50,231 It keeps it in committee... 23 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:53,857 The White House will veto it when no one's looking. 24 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:56,775 - We want them looking! - We should go. 25 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:59,691 Why did you make that deal? 26 00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:04,609 - For a spot at the nominations. - I might nominate the president. 27 00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:07,401 - Possibly keynote. - Definitely prime time. 28 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,360 Of course they offered it! 29 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:13,027 - They don't want you nominated! - Settle down. 30 00:02:13,277 --> 00:02:17,028 That bill was our coming-out! Our "Nessun Dorma! " 31 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:19,570 - What? - Italian aria by Wagner. 32 00:02:19,819 --> 00:02:21,695 Puccini. Wagner's German. 33 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:24,779 - Is everything all right? - No, it's not! 34 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:28,154 I left a top-tier marketing firm... 35 00:02:28,404 --> 00:02:30,738 ...to get him elected president. 36 00:02:30,946 --> 00:02:35,198 But he made a deal to hold 443 until after midterm! 37 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,989 Avoiding national exposure! Our only hope... 38 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,157 ...of making a challenge! 39 00:02:41,406 --> 00:02:43,907 - We've got a caucus. - Hang on. 40 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:48,241 - Lloyd, I was going to... - Listen to me. 41 00:02:49,116 --> 00:02:54,242 It wasn't gonna happen. Maybe somewhere down the road. 42 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:59,076 - Not this year. - I had two years to make it happen. 43 00:02:59,284 --> 00:03:02,618 They beat me before I got my boxes unpacked. 44 00:03:02,826 --> 00:03:07,452 - You'll bounce back. You've got spunk. - I'll kill you with my shoes! 45 00:03:12,037 --> 00:03:14,037 It wasn't gonna happen. 46 00:03:15,371 --> 00:03:17,204 You know the worst part? 47 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:21,621 I think you dinged up your suspension pretty good. 48 00:03:21,871 --> 00:03:25,955 It's the party they're having at my expense. 49 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,498 No, they're not. 50 00:03:27,747 --> 00:03:31,790 I worked with these people. They like to win, then gloat. 51 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,956 - You're wrong. - I'm not. 52 00:03:34,207 --> 00:03:36,916 There are serious people there. 53 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:41,999 A blow was struck for party unity this morning. 54 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,458 There's no cause to gloat. 55 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:49,751 Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people. 56 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:52,418 - Josh. - I drink from glory, Donna. 57 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,335 Bring me the finest bagels in the land. 58 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:58,877 It's gonna be an unbearable day. 59 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:51,928 - How did they refuse? - They declined the invitation. 60 00:04:52,177 --> 00:04:57,303 - Decline a photo op with the president? - It's the luck we're having. 61 00:04:57,553 --> 00:04:59,303 - Because of the joke? - Yes. 62 00:05:00,595 --> 00:05:02,762 - Who's that? - Who cares? 63 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:05,013 You try getting his attention. 64 00:05:05,262 --> 00:05:09,639 - Does the president have free time? - Nothing but time, Toby. 65 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:14,181 He's eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. 66 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:17,431 Sarcasm's disturbing from a woman of your age. 67 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,765 - What age would that be? - Late 20s. 68 00:05:20,973 --> 00:05:22,891 - Thattaboy. - Can I have a cookie? 69 00:05:23,098 --> 00:05:25,474 - They turned us down? - C.J.'s on it. 70 00:05:25,724 --> 00:05:28,058 Good morning, Sam. Have a cookie. 71 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:29,350 Thank you. 72 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,475 They're issuing a press release. 73 00:05:32,725 --> 00:05:35,184 - Because of the joke? - Yes. 74 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,851 Give me a serpent to slay. 75 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:42,435 - What's his problem? - He's drinking glory. He wants bagels. 76 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:43,894 - Good job. - Thank you. 77 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:46,394 - They turned us down? - Declined. 78 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:49,144 - What's that mean? - They turned us down. 79 00:05:49,394 --> 00:05:51,895 - The joke? - Why does everyone ask? 80 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:56,229 - $32 billion against the surplus. - Jaworski knows that's no good. 81 00:05:56,437 --> 00:05:59,396 He'll say the Japanese need to buy U.S. cars. 82 00:05:59,647 --> 00:06:02,772 - Americans need to buy U.S. cars. - I told him. 83 00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:04,772 - Morning. What do you got? - Morning. 84 00:06:05,022 --> 00:06:07,731 - 443 will stay in committee. - I heard. 85 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:11,523 - The Ryder Cup team declined. - You're kidding. 86 00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:13,690 - The joke. - You're kidding. 87 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,273 The Ryder Cup team. 88 00:06:15,523 --> 00:06:19,608 - The best golfers in the country... - I know what it is. 89 00:06:19,816 --> 00:06:24,317 Sir, this may be a good time to talk about your sense of humor. 90 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:28,359 I've got intelligence, security and budget meetings... 91 00:06:28,609 --> 00:06:31,109 ...scheduled for the same 45 minutes. 92 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,276 - Sure this a good time? - No. 93 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,486 - Me neither. - But it's not the first time. 94 00:06:36,735 --> 00:06:38,945 - I know. - It's about Texas. 95 00:06:39,152 --> 00:06:44,111 When asked about campaigning in Texas, you say you look bad in funny hats. 96 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,195 - "Big hats. " - So what? 97 00:06:46,403 --> 00:06:47,946 It makes a difference. 98 00:06:48,196 --> 00:06:51,196 - Point is, we got whomped in Texas. - Twice. 99 00:06:51,446 --> 00:06:54,613 - In the primary and in November. - I was there. 100 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:57,155 And it was avoidable, sir. 101 00:06:57,405 --> 00:07:00,906 Your tombstone will read Post hoc, ergo propter hoc. 102 00:07:01,156 --> 00:07:04,114 None of my visitors will understand. 103 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:09,407 27 lawyers in the room. Anybody know "post hoc, ergo propter hoc"? 104 00:07:09,658 --> 00:07:12,783 "Post," after. "After hoc. " "Ergo," therefore. 105 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,575 "After hoc, therefore" something "hoc. " 106 00:07:15,784 --> 00:07:18,700 - Next? - If I'd gotten more credit on 443... 107 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:21,451 "After it, therefore because of it. " 108 00:07:21,701 --> 00:07:25,576 One thing follows another, therefore caused by the other. 109 00:07:25,826 --> 00:07:28,577 But in fact, it's hardly ever true. 110 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:32,453 We did not lose Texas because of the hat joke. 111 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,495 - Know when we lost Texas? - When you learned to speak Latin? 112 00:07:36,745 --> 00:07:39,995 - Go figure. What else? 113 00:07:40,829 --> 00:07:43,913 - Capt. Tolliver, coffee? - I'm fine, Nancy. 114 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,788 - Morris, good to see you. - Morning. 115 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:47,664 - He's backed up. - I see. 116 00:07:47,914 --> 00:07:50,789 Sam, when are you writing the Hilton Head? 117 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:54,956 - Noon to 3. - Let me see it at 3. 118 00:07:55,164 --> 00:07:56,414 I'll be a second. 119 00:07:56,623 --> 00:07:58,374 Take a walk with me. 120 00:07:58,624 --> 00:08:00,916 - You look well. - I feel good. 121 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:02,874 - How's the baby? - 10 days old. 122 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:08,084 - You got a picture? - Let me see. What do you know? 123 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,708 - She's a knockout. - Both of them. 124 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,376 - I forgot your wife's name. - Angela. 125 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,251 - And the girl? - Corey. 126 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:18,543 Did you tell council they'd be in on the 10:00? 127 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:21,877 - I may have. - You'd want to tell me that. 128 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,211 It's a baby and a new mother. Look at that. 129 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:29,337 I know you're just filling in for Terry Wyatt... 130 00:08:29,587 --> 00:08:32,879 ...but the president would like to keep you on. 131 00:08:33,129 --> 00:08:36,837 I don't have objections, but I'm leaving in a few hours. 132 00:08:37,088 --> 00:08:38,713 - Where you going? - Jordan. 133 00:08:38,963 --> 00:08:40,838 - For how long? - A week. 134 00:08:41,089 --> 00:08:43,089 - You'll start the week after. - Leo. 135 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,422 I'm low-ranked. 136 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:50,673 He feels better talking to you. Some days you've lightened the load. 137 00:08:50,924 --> 00:08:53,590 - It's an awful big load. - He likes you. 138 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,383 I gotta get back. 139 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,257 Give him his picture. 140 00:09:16,135 --> 00:09:17,177 - Hey. - Hey. 141 00:09:17,385 --> 00:09:20,386 88B is ready. Matthews wants to know what we know. 142 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:22,261 - I have news. - Good? 143 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:25,887 You could see it as bad. I think it's good. 144 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:29,137 Lloyd Russell is no longer our client. 145 00:09:29,346 --> 00:09:30,721 - Really? - Yes. 146 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,097 - He's our only client. - Was. 147 00:09:33,347 --> 00:09:37,056 - This is a disaster! - If that's your spin on it... 148 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:40,807 He wants to work with the president on 443. 149 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:44,349 - You lost our client? - We're a team, Daisy. 150 00:09:44,598 --> 00:09:46,224 - I quit my job. - So did I. 151 00:09:46,432 --> 00:09:49,557 - After putting $500,000 away. - I saved wisely. 152 00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:50,891 How will you pay me? 153 00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:53,642 Typical of you to leap to that. 154 00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:57,476 No, it's "typically" my landlord, college loans... 155 00:09:57,725 --> 00:10:00,184 ...the guy who sells me milk. 156 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,352 I have expenses too! Credit cards, condo payments. 157 00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:07,061 Plus I dinged my BMW's suspension. 158 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:11,019 - What will we do? - I'm formulating a plan. 159 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:16,645 Josh? You owe me $100. I entered you in the football pool. 160 00:10:16,853 --> 00:10:18,979 - Without telling me? - It's a surprise. 161 00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:20,813 - And? - You lost $100. 162 00:10:21,063 --> 00:10:22,729 - On? - Central Indiana State. 163 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:24,897 - What was the line? - It wasn't like that. 164 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,396 - What was it? - You pick the winner. 165 00:10:27,647 --> 00:10:29,897 - You picked them? - Fighting Okies. 166 00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:32,314 - Who were they playing? - Notre Dame. 167 00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:37,273 - You picked them against Notre Dame? - Technically, you did. 168 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:40,440 Toby! We need to do something. 169 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,149 - Ryder Cup team. - They're just the latest. 170 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,150 - The Banking Committee. - New Jersey, G-8. 171 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:47,817 The bicycle under the tree. 172 00:10:48,025 --> 00:10:50,901 I'm not sure what our new media director would have done. 173 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:55,693 We need a new one. I've done better talent shows than our events. 174 00:10:55,943 --> 00:10:57,985 - Talent shows? - When I was a kid. 175 00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:00,902 - Let's double-team him. - With Sam and C.J. 176 00:11:01,152 --> 00:11:05,861 We need to gang up on him. It won't be Mandy, right? 177 00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:08,612 - Nope. - Anyone but Mandy! 178 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,362 "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?" 179 00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,946 Bet that had them rolling. 180 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:17,488 Be funny. You're best with a pie in your face. 181 00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:20,405 I'd hold back, keep it in your pocket. 182 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:24,697 Don't like the rhythm of the Q-and-A? Use the Ryder Cup. 183 00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:27,073 Folks, please take your seats. 184 00:11:27,323 --> 00:11:30,241 We're gonna start the briefing. 185 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,533 Please take your seats, folks. 186 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:42,408 Good morning. We've got a birthday today, right? 187 00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:43,951 - Suzanne? - Bobbi. 188 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:46,660 - It's Bobbi's birthday. - It is. 189 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:52,702 The vice president commented on the White House position on the A3C3... 190 00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:55,036 ...saying, and I quote: 191 00:11:55,286 --> 00:12:00,411 "This is a time when the president needs our support. " Can you clarify? 192 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,120 No, I haven't spoken with him. 193 00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:06,496 The language seems strained, doesn't it? 194 00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:07,913 Strange? 195 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:11,914 Strained. "This is a time when the president needs our support. " 196 00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,248 Sounds pretty straightforward. 197 00:12:14,497 --> 00:12:19,498 If you consult the morning releases, you'll see in sports... 198 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:22,706 ...we got dissed by 12 guys named Flippy. 199 00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:25,666 Questions? 200 00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:28,874 Did this have to do with the joke? 201 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,750 Will the president make an apology? 202 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:38,126 It was a surprise to discover professional golfers... 203 00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:40,293 ... don't have a sense of humor. 204 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,961 Especially after seeing some of the outfits. 205 00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:45,211 - Hey. - Hey. What's up? 206 00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:49,086 She discovered that Hoynes responded to an A3 question: 207 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,795 "This is a time when the president needs our support. " 208 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:55,963 - Third one. - She moved to the Ryder Cup. 209 00:12:56,212 --> 00:12:57,712 - Wouldn't you? - Yeah. 210 00:12:57,963 --> 00:13:01,880 - Get her to keep this off Leo's desk. - I think it goes on it. 211 00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:04,713 That quote will disappear. 212 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:08,255 A fight between Leo and the VP's got juice. 213 00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:11,673 - Talk to C.J. - I will. 214 00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:19,257 - Did you need me? - Sorry? 215 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,716 - You come to see me? - Stretching my legs. 216 00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:26,550 I'm supposed to be working on the Hilton Head draft... 217 00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:29,467 - ...but I'm just stretching my legs. - Okay. 218 00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:33,218 Last week I met a woman named Laurie. 219 00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:35,885 We spent the evening together. 220 00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:39,594 The next day I discovered she was a call girl. 221 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:43,886 - Sam, do you want to close the door? - Yeah? 222 00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,053 Yeah. 223 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:54,304 - You slept with a call girl? - No, I... Yes, I did. 224 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:58,305 - She know who you are? - I didn't reveal my secret identity. 225 00:13:58,514 --> 00:13:59,597 I'm asking... 226 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,889 - She knows I work for the president. - You think... 227 00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:04,139 She wouldn't talk. 228 00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:07,431 - How do you know? - I know. 229 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:11,683 - You want to call her. - I like her. She's not what you think. 230 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:16,475 I only know she's a call girl. Is she? Then she's what I think. 231 00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:20,558 - I left abruptly. - You're gonna try to reform her. 232 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:24,393 I want to say a proper goodbye that shows respect. 233 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:29,102 - You'd like her if you met her. - Promise that won't happen. 234 00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:33,936 You're with the energy secretary in five minutes. What's going on? 235 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:35,478 - Nothing. - Really? 236 00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:36,895 - You're lying? - Yes. 237 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,062 - I should get out? - Yes. 238 00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:43,813 - Whatever quest... - It's not a quest. 239 00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:46,813 You're playing with fire. Talk to Toby. 240 00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:50,230 - No way to do this without Toby? - No. 241 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,730 Hang on! C.J.! 242 00:14:52,939 --> 00:14:55,981 Talk to Toby. Just Toby. 243 00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,648 You're late. 244 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,148 I'll kill him. 245 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,190 - I'd definitely talk to him. - Oh, I will. 246 00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,607 - Stay on the perimeter. - I have been. 247 00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:07,942 I don't want it on Leo's desk. 248 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,025 Thank you! 249 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:33,237 - Stevie. Does he have time? - We're leaving for NY. 250 00:15:33,487 --> 00:15:36,695 - Just a minute. - I'm looking at my watch. 251 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,404 Good luck! 252 00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:44,739 Excuse me, Mr. Vice President. I wanted to talk to you about A3C3. 253 00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:47,115 I apologize. Things happen quickly. 254 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,490 Sometimes people get left behind. 255 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,782 The most he was talking about was $6 an acre. 256 00:15:54,032 --> 00:15:55,116 We're fixing it. 257 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:59,282 - Had we properly briefed you... - Bill, $6 an acre! 258 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:03,200 Nice of you to find me, but I've been in the loop. 259 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:06,909 They keep saying "This is a time when the president needs our support. " 260 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:11,076 - Possibly interpreted as... - I've got a press secretary. 261 00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:14,202 - Yes, sir. - Gotta run. 262 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:15,868 Yes, sir. 263 00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:23,370 - What's in Jordan? - Amman. 264 00:16:23,578 --> 00:16:26,745 Stay. We've got "Amman," a woman, the works. 265 00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:29,830 - 131 over 84. - That was a joke. 266 00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:32,330 - Good one. - Everybody's a critic. 267 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:33,621 Hold still. 268 00:16:33,871 --> 00:16:36,497 - What's in Amman? - A teaching hospital. 269 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,622 - Good for you. How long will you stay? - A week. 270 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,414 - When do you leave? - Two hours. 271 00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:43,832 - What's my temperature? - 56 degrees. 272 00:16:44,082 --> 00:16:46,915 - Fahrenheit? - Is that not normal? 273 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:49,666 - How's the kid? - 10 days old today. 274 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,124 - Can she spell anything? - No. 275 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,166 - Any pictures? - Thought you'd never ask. 276 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,334 - Sir, they touched down at Andrews. - Thanks. 277 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:01,584 What's her name? 278 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:06,252 Corey. My grandmother's name from her great aunt... 279 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,961 ...who got it from the first free woman she met. 280 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:13,920 - Name's got a past. - My family is proud of its past. 281 00:17:14,127 --> 00:17:15,711 Your wife's beautiful. 282 00:17:15,962 --> 00:17:18,920 - You trick her to marry you? - Hypnosis. 283 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,671 I figured. 284 00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:25,755 I made a joke about golfers. Now it consumes the whole building. 285 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,755 Open your mouth, sir. 286 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,422 Jokes are part of my folksy charm. It's the heart of my popularity. 287 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:36,714 Isn't your job-approval rating three percent? 288 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:40,257 We're having difficulty getting the word out. 289 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:43,132 - Is this from this morning? - Yes, sir. 290 00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:47,549 How's my pulse? 291 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,384 You just run the stairs at the Rose Bowl? 292 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,133 - No. - Then it's not good. 293 00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,634 - Cut back on red meat? Dairy? - Yeah. 294 00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:59,885 - How about booze? - Sure. Two Dewar's on the rocks. 295 00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:04,844 I had a meeting this morning with the Joint Chiefs. 296 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,637 I'm an accomplished man, Morris. 297 00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:12,887 I sit comfortably with prime ministers and presidents. 298 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:17,846 With the Joint Chiefs, I feel I'm back at my father's dinner table. 299 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,846 I'm a naval officer, I... 300 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,389 You're a doctor in a uniform. 301 00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:29,556 It's not like I'm without experience. I'm a former governor. 302 00:18:29,765 --> 00:18:33,182 I was commander in chief of the NH National Guard. 303 00:18:33,432 --> 00:18:35,933 - Got in tough scrapes? - Didn't have to. 304 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:40,558 We'd stand on the border and stare you down, then go for pancakes. 305 00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:44,059 Like you had combat training in premed. 306 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:46,309 - Hold still. - What is that? 307 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,518 - Flu shot. - I don't need one. 308 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:53,102 Maybe this is a military coup? I want the Secret Service. 309 00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:58,603 In a coup, why would the Secret Service be on your side? 310 00:18:58,811 --> 00:19:02,561 - That's a thought that will fester. - Hold still. 311 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,187 Thank you. 312 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:14,230 I'm not comfortable with violence. 313 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:19,481 I know we have enemies but I don't feel violent toward them. 314 00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:22,481 I don't know if that's a weakness... 315 00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:27,149 ...but I know how the Joint Chiefs would answer that. 316 00:19:27,357 --> 00:19:30,400 Let the Chiefs get to know you. 317 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:34,109 They're naturally suspicious of your leadership. 318 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:39,150 That comes from a lifetime between the devil and the deep blue sea. 319 00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:43,318 They're men of character. They may not like your resume... 320 00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:46,735 ...but in time, they'll like you personally. 321 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:51,736 You have a once-in-a-generation mind. They'll respect that. 322 00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:55,278 They'll advise you well and go where you point. 323 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:59,862 Let them get to know you. In the meantime, you outrank them. 324 00:20:00,071 --> 00:20:03,947 - Don't worry. And cut back on dairy. - And red meat. 325 00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:05,363 And the Scotch. 326 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:09,447 Don't forget your picture. Corey's a beautiful child. 327 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,781 I know. Look what I done. 328 00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:15,407 You did nothing. You were a passenger. 329 00:20:15,657 --> 00:20:18,824 You pay the bills and do what they tell you. 330 00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:22,408 Also, teach her to whistle. Her mother won't. 331 00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:25,283 - See you next week. - Two weeks. 332 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,951 - Morris! - Yes, sir? 333 00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:33,201 Look at that picture again. 334 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:36,535 See? 335 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:42,786 The past isn't the only thing your family can be proud of. 336 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829 Yes, sir. 337 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,371 Go away. 338 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,538 You remember Stuart White and Ray Finley. 339 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:59,996 I do, indeed. Good to see you.... 340 00:21:07,706 --> 00:21:10,082 - Yeah? - Who do you want for the pool? 341 00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:12,666 - Another $100. - Gotta play to win. 342 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:16,375 - I see it different. - Rocky Mountain College or Purdue? 343 00:21:16,624 --> 00:21:19,917 Give me Yeshiva University over the Cowboys. 344 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,542 If you aren't... 345 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,543 - Leo will be ready in a half-hour. - Thanks. 346 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,085 - You talk to Hoynes? - Yeah. 347 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:28,751 - And? - We're fine. 348 00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,918 - You sure? - Yeah. 349 00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:34,044 We're fine. Leo will call when he's ready. 350 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,169 - Anyone but Mandy. - Right! 351 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:41,962 Did you know I have a Ph.D.? - Yes. 352 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,712 - Some people don't know that. - I do. 353 00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:48,046 I've got a bachelor's degree in art history... 354 00:21:48,296 --> 00:21:52,672 ...and a master's in communications and a Ph.D. in political science. 355 00:21:52,922 --> 00:21:57,589 - Yes. - I'm accomplished and brilliant. 356 00:21:57,798 --> 00:22:01,048 - And look how young I am. - What about Gil McGreggor? 357 00:22:01,298 --> 00:22:03,465 Who would think with all that... 358 00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:06,132 ...I would be this young or cute? 359 00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:08,299 - Gil McGreggor. Mandy! - But here I am. 360 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:10,591 - I'm not calling him! - Why not? 361 00:22:10,842 --> 00:22:14,634 - I'm not cold-calling like a salesman! - Fine. 362 00:22:15,175 --> 00:22:16,968 You do it. 363 00:22:17,218 --> 00:22:21,134 Neither of us have to. Things haven't gotten that bad. 364 00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:26,469 Miss Hampton, we are on the stairs, drinking wine out of paper cups. 365 00:22:27,261 --> 00:22:30,303 I'd like it if you called me Dr. Hampton. 366 00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:32,595 Give me the bottle. 367 00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:43,264 - Seaborn's office. Danny for Sam. 368 00:22:43,513 --> 00:22:46,889 He's writing. He asked me to hold calls. 369 00:22:47,138 --> 00:22:49,472 He just came out. Call you back. 370 00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:51,265 - I'm done. - Sure? 371 00:22:51,515 --> 00:22:53,306 - Done polishing and tweaking? - Yes. 372 00:22:53,557 --> 00:22:57,391 I'm done tweaking. I'm done polishing. Take it to C.J. 373 00:22:58,683 --> 00:23:00,099 Wait! 374 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,016 Yes. I'm done. Really. 375 00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:10,685 Wait for the U.N.'s statement. It's the least they can do. 376 00:23:10,892 --> 00:23:13,893 The U.N.'s doing the least they can do. 377 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,768 - What's up? - Just stretching my legs. 378 00:23:16,977 --> 00:23:19,310 - How's it going? - Finished. 379 00:23:19,561 --> 00:23:22,395 - The Hilton Head draft? - I used tough language. 380 00:23:22,603 --> 00:23:25,520 - "Political cover, counterproductive. " - Good. 381 00:23:26,937 --> 00:23:29,479 Now I'm just stretching my legs. 382 00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:31,145 Good. 383 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,189 - Can I talk to you? - Yeah. 384 00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,856 - I'll shut the door. - Okay. 385 00:23:50,732 --> 00:23:54,899 About a week ago, I accidentally slept with a prostitute. 386 00:23:56,441 --> 00:23:58,525 - Really? - Yes. 387 00:23:58,775 --> 00:24:01,234 - With a prostitute? - Call girl. 388 00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:03,859 - Accidentally? - Yes. 389 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,527 - Did you trip? - I didn't know she was one. 390 00:24:07,777 --> 00:24:10,944 You didn't know when she charged you for sex? 391 00:24:11,152 --> 00:24:15,736 She didn't. I didn't find out about it until the next day. 392 00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:19,654 Where'd you meet her? 393 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:21,028 The Farnsworth. 394 00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:22,487 - Anyone see you? - No. 395 00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:23,862 - Sure? - Yes. 396 00:24:24,113 --> 00:24:25,946 - I was with Billy. - Who? 397 00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:28,571 - Kenworthy. - Of the Wall Street Journal? 398 00:24:28,822 --> 00:24:32,822 We talked about Josh and Mary Marsh. He left before I... 399 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,031 - Picked up a hooker. - Call girl. 400 00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:38,407 An important distinction to the grand jury. 401 00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:41,573 I haven't broken any laws. 402 00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:43,782 - Who knows? - Josh. 403 00:24:44,032 --> 00:24:45,199 - And? - That's it. 404 00:24:45,574 --> 00:24:50,575 Me, you, the hooker, the deputy chief of staff, and the Journal. 405 00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:53,325 - She's not a hooker. - Hang on. 406 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,660 I'd like to call her to be friends. I don't see the danger. 407 00:24:57,909 --> 00:25:00,952 You're gonna try and reform her? You are. 408 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,077 She shouldn't feel like trash... 409 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:06,577 ...because I'm not given the benefit of the doubt! 410 00:25:06,786 --> 00:25:08,869 - Let's go. - He's free? 411 00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:15,745 - Did you know? - Know what? 412 00:25:15,996 --> 00:25:17,830 - With him. - Yes. 413 00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:22,539 - And you're not concerned? - Who hasn't known forbidden love? 414 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:23,914 Spring break... 415 00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:27,456 We don't need an opposition party. 416 00:25:27,706 --> 00:25:30,123 We do fine by ourselves. 417 00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:36,082 Don't do anything stupid, okay? Nice job on the Hilton Head draft. 418 00:25:36,332 --> 00:25:39,208 - Three minutes. - A full-time consultant. 419 00:25:39,457 --> 00:25:42,834 The dollar's down three cents against the yen. 420 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,959 We need an economic stimulus package... 421 00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:49,292 ...that wasn't put together at an Amway rally. 422 00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:52,085 - That's not this meeting. - Fair point. 423 00:25:52,335 --> 00:25:55,419 The Ryder Cup shouldn't have ended up on us. 424 00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:58,253 You'll let the DNC spend money? 425 00:25:58,502 --> 00:26:00,753 - Absolutely. - Who do we get? 426 00:26:00,961 --> 00:26:02,753 - Mandy. - Excellent choice. 427 00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:04,712 Wait. What? 428 00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:06,629 - Mandy. - Recently unemployed. 429 00:26:06,878 --> 00:26:10,004 I don't think Josh got enough credit. 430 00:26:10,255 --> 00:26:11,838 - We need her again. - Mandy? 431 00:26:12,088 --> 00:26:14,755 - We need her. - This is an ambush. 432 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:16,380 I'm being mugged! 433 00:26:16,588 --> 00:26:20,881 Can you think of a reason that isn't personal? What? 434 00:26:21,214 --> 00:26:22,923 She was my girlfriend. 435 00:26:23,173 --> 00:26:25,006 Good enough. Let's do it. 436 00:26:25,257 --> 00:26:29,091 - Hang on! I have objections. - Like what? 437 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:32,133 - The president won't agree. - He will. 438 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,925 - How do you know? - I asked him. 439 00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:36,675 Listen. Fine. 440 00:26:36,925 --> 00:26:38,467 I'm a team player. 441 00:26:38,676 --> 00:26:43,260 As long as she understands she answers to me and Toby. 442 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:46,218 I don't want to go 15 rounds with her. 443 00:26:46,468 --> 00:26:47,844 - Is that it? - Yeah. 444 00:26:48,094 --> 00:26:49,261 Thank you. 445 00:26:49,469 --> 00:26:53,053 I'm drawing a chart for her with lines and arrows... 446 00:26:53,261 --> 00:26:57,011 ...indicating she answers to me and to Toby. 447 00:26:57,262 --> 00:27:00,262 C.J., hang on a second. 448 00:27:00,512 --> 00:27:04,304 - Did you talk to Hoynes? - For a minute this morning. 449 00:27:04,513 --> 00:27:06,805 - About A3C3? - Yeah. 450 00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:09,139 - I mean, about the quote? - Yeah. 451 00:27:09,389 --> 00:27:12,722 - And? - Miscommunication. He's on board. 452 00:27:13,681 --> 00:27:15,473 - Yeah? - Yeah. 453 00:27:15,722 --> 00:27:16,931 What kind of...? 454 00:27:17,181 --> 00:27:20,974 His statement got truncated. I'd leave it alone. 455 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:22,890 Okay. 456 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,599 - Anything else? - No. 457 00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:27,225 I'll be in my office. 458 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:32,642 She answers to me and she answers to Toby. 459 00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:37,977 Mrs. Landingham? 460 00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:39,977 I'm done, right? 461 00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:43,686 Just some calls you can make from the residence. 462 00:27:43,894 --> 00:27:45,686 Thanks. What's in the bag? 463 00:27:45,936 --> 00:27:48,895 Delegation from the University of Nebraska... 464 00:27:49,144 --> 00:27:52,687 ...was sorry you couldn't see them and left this. 465 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,729 - It's a shirt. - Yes, sir. 466 00:27:54,938 --> 00:27:56,646 - They left me a shirt. - Yes. 467 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:59,771 I think they left something else. 468 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,230 I think they left me... 469 00:28:02,438 --> 00:28:05,981 ... 12 center-cut, prime filet Omaha steaks. 470 00:28:06,189 --> 00:28:09,940 - Morris said... - I was gonna have Mario fix me one. 471 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,982 - He was very clear... - You stole them. 472 00:28:13,232 --> 00:28:14,315 I didn't. 473 00:28:14,566 --> 00:28:18,191 I'm following the direct orders of Capt. Tolliver, MD... 474 00:28:18,441 --> 00:28:21,483 ...who'd like to see your diet contain less... 475 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,192 You are a cattle rustler. 476 00:28:24,442 --> 00:28:28,401 If you say so. And no Scotch tonight, sir. 477 00:28:28,651 --> 00:28:32,443 Between you and Morris, who needs a wife or a mother? 478 00:28:32,652 --> 00:28:34,735 Good night, Mr. President. 479 00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:39,403 - Christiansen? - No. 480 00:28:39,653 --> 00:28:40,778 - Stilwell? - No. 481 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,945 - Crouse. Alabama. - No. 482 00:28:43,153 --> 00:28:45,153 - The one from Indiana? - No. 483 00:28:45,362 --> 00:28:46,404 - Kittis? - No. 484 00:28:46,612 --> 00:28:47,654 - Waveman? - No. 485 00:28:47,904 --> 00:28:49,154 - Rock? - No. 486 00:28:49,405 --> 00:28:51,238 - Silverman? - Bartlet? 487 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:55,989 - What about Bartlet? - What are you doing here? 488 00:28:56,197 --> 00:29:00,906 Nobel Laureate in Economics? Three-term congressman. 489 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,990 You look like you could use a client. 490 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,865 Want to work for the leader of the free world? 491 00:29:09,825 --> 00:29:11,908 Josh! 492 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,992 It took you long enough. 493 00:29:15,242 --> 00:29:19,118 You cut me out for a year! Sure, once the Ryder... 494 00:29:19,326 --> 00:29:21,618 - We got rules. - I don't care. 495 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:24,451 - What are they? - One, she can't punch me. 496 00:29:24,702 --> 00:29:28,411 Two, don't get drunk in the middle of the day. 497 00:29:28,661 --> 00:29:29,995 - Agreed. - Fine. 498 00:29:30,244 --> 00:29:31,703 We appreciate this. 499 00:29:31,953 --> 00:29:34,869 - It's no favor. - You're a good man. 500 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,328 - I am something. - I want to die. 501 00:29:37,578 --> 00:29:40,787 - How can we thank you? - Her expression's enough. 502 00:29:41,037 --> 00:29:43,288 - Get your coats. You hungry? - No. Yes. 503 00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:44,621 Let's go. 504 00:29:44,871 --> 00:29:47,664 Three, and I can't emphasize this enough... 505 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:50,455 ...you answer to me and Toby. 506 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,373 We have charts to outline the chain of command. 507 00:29:54,623 --> 00:29:57,957 For instance, you answer to me and Toby. 508 00:29:58,207 --> 00:29:59,832 - I understand. - Do you? 509 00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:01,624 - Yes. - Good. 510 00:30:01,874 --> 00:30:06,208 In your dreams. In your little dreams. 511 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:09,458 Excuse me. 512 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:13,293 - The vice president is here. - Thanks. 513 00:30:14,002 --> 00:30:16,960 - Leo. - Good evening, Mr. Vice President. 514 00:30:17,210 --> 00:30:18,502 Thanks, Margaret. 515 00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:21,711 How was New York? 516 00:30:21,961 --> 00:30:24,919 S&P's gonna raise the city's credit rating. 517 00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:28,295 Nice of you to call. I don't see you enough. 518 00:30:28,503 --> 00:30:30,254 - No? - Margaret looks good. 519 00:30:30,504 --> 00:30:34,379 - Did you blow off C.J.? - Is that what this is about? 520 00:30:34,629 --> 00:30:37,714 She doesn't need to run to you every time... 521 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,964 She didn't. She covered your ass. She's a good girl. 522 00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:44,756 When she tells you something... 523 00:30:44,965 --> 00:30:48,507 ...consider it a directive from this office. 524 00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:52,549 You want me to consider it a directive from here? 525 00:30:53,549 --> 00:30:58,133 Let me consult the Constitution. I'm not sure you get authority... 526 00:30:58,341 --> 00:31:00,426 ...to direct me to the men's room. 527 00:31:00,675 --> 00:31:02,718 You want to do this now? 528 00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:07,301 I have had it with you and your pal! I got shoved into a... 529 00:31:07,552 --> 00:31:09,010 Excuse me! 530 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:14,136 Me and my pal? You're referring to President Bartlet? 531 00:31:14,386 --> 00:31:17,136 - Yes! - Refer to him that way! 532 00:31:17,761 --> 00:31:21,303 - Good night. - Don't do what you're doing. 533 00:31:21,554 --> 00:31:25,595 Why shouldn't I keep on doing what I've been doing? 534 00:31:25,804 --> 00:31:27,680 Because I'll win... 535 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:32,680 ...and you'll end up playing celebrity golf the rest of your life. 536 00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:38,306 How long do you expect me to stick around and be his whipping boy? 537 00:31:38,556 --> 00:31:43,099 Give this president anything less than your full-throated support... 538 00:31:43,306 --> 00:31:46,307 ...and you'll find out exactly how long. 539 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:57,059 - Good night, Leo. - Good night, John. 540 00:32:25,564 --> 00:32:26,981 Excuse me. 541 00:32:27,231 --> 00:32:28,564 - Hi. - Hi. 542 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:31,857 - I'm looking for Laurie. - I don't know her. 543 00:32:32,106 --> 00:32:34,481 - That's not her real name. - It's not? 544 00:32:34,731 --> 00:32:39,774 Actually, it is. The one you know her by isn't. I saw her with you. 545 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:43,941 - I remember you. - More good news for Toby. 546 00:32:44,191 --> 00:32:46,567 - What? - Nothing. Where is she? 547 00:32:46,817 --> 00:32:48,942 She's in the back. 548 00:32:49,151 --> 00:32:50,317 Thank you. 549 00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:53,152 - She's busy. - Only take a sec! 550 00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:58,527 Hong Kong? That place has gone downhill since they changed chefs. 551 00:33:00,819 --> 00:33:02,570 - Hi. - Hi! 552 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:05,736 I come for a drink and here you are. 553 00:33:05,987 --> 00:33:07,362 How about that? 554 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,362 - How you doing? - Hi. 555 00:33:11,029 --> 00:33:12,654 This is... 556 00:33:13,363 --> 00:33:16,655 - Sam Seaborn. - From the White House? 557 00:33:17,947 --> 00:33:22,447 - I've known her my whole life. - How do you know Brittany? 558 00:33:22,656 --> 00:33:25,198 - Who's Brittany? - I am. 559 00:33:26,781 --> 00:33:31,032 - We're in the middle of something. - I don't mean to interrupt. 560 00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:35,408 I'll just call my friend the Assistant Attorney General... 561 00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:40,200 ...and see if he wants to meet with me and that woman back there. 562 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,076 Excuse me. 563 00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:44,576 Good to see you. 564 00:33:44,909 --> 00:33:46,451 Okay. 565 00:33:50,577 --> 00:33:51,785 Laurie! 566 00:33:52,286 --> 00:33:56,370 - I called you four times. - Stay away. I can't believe you. 567 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:59,036 I left my coat. I can't go back. 568 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,954 If I cost you money, I'll write a check. 569 00:34:02,204 --> 00:34:05,621 - You go to hell for saying that. - I wasn't... 570 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:09,289 - That was the wrong thing to say. - Yes! 571 00:34:09,538 --> 00:34:11,913 - You'll freeze. Take my coat. - No. 572 00:34:12,163 --> 00:34:13,330 Come on. 573 00:34:13,706 --> 00:34:15,415 Give it to me. 574 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:18,540 I can't believe you said that in there. 575 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:23,666 I backed away from you quietly. I never would have caused trouble. 576 00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:26,457 Then you come in and brandish this... 577 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:30,625 By the way, the Attorney General has no jurisdiction here. 578 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:35,834 I break the law in the District and in Maryland and in Pennsylvania. 579 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:40,876 I've never committed a federal crime. More than I can say for your people. 580 00:34:41,127 --> 00:34:43,544 - Absolutely right. - I need a cab. 581 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,836 So I had a pretty good day. 582 00:34:49,211 --> 00:34:51,503 Congratulations. 583 00:34:51,753 --> 00:34:54,712 Feel like I'm affecting policy discussion. 584 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:56,504 Why did you find me? 585 00:34:57,421 --> 00:35:01,879 Why did you call me four times and then come and find me? 586 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:05,839 Just to tell you I had a pretty good day. 587 00:35:06,797 --> 00:35:09,590 - I don't need saving. - Yeah, you do. 588 00:35:10,090 --> 00:35:12,215 I make more money than you do. 589 00:35:12,465 --> 00:35:15,382 You and any kid with a decent paper route. 590 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:20,508 You understand I wasn't abused as a child, that I like what I do? 591 00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:26,259 - It's putting me through law school. - No bar will admit you with a bust. 592 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:30,592 - I don't plan on that. - As opposed to those who do? 593 00:35:30,801 --> 00:35:33,552 - You look terrific tonight. - Thank you. 594 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,468 I'm not saying that to get my coat back. 595 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,219 You'll try and change me, arguing, asserting... 596 00:35:40,469 --> 00:35:43,137 I'm a lawyer and a speechwriter. 597 00:35:43,387 --> 00:35:46,304 I'm sought after because I'm good at it. 598 00:35:46,554 --> 00:35:50,263 You humiliated me back there and you scared me. 599 00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,013 You understand that? 600 00:35:52,263 --> 00:35:53,763 Yes. 601 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:58,264 And? 602 00:35:58,514 --> 00:36:01,265 I guess that's just the way it goes. 603 00:36:01,472 --> 00:36:03,764 - Not good enough. - It has to be. 604 00:36:04,015 --> 00:36:07,515 - Why? - I've decided to be a friend of yours. 605 00:36:07,724 --> 00:36:10,391 Am I supposed to strip for you now? 606 00:36:10,641 --> 00:36:11,891 No. 607 00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:16,684 - Really? - Really. 608 00:36:20,892 --> 00:36:25,268 - What do we do? - Whatever it is, could it be indoors? 609 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,352 - I'm from California. - Yes. 610 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,185 Good. 611 00:36:30,561 --> 00:36:32,978 You want to buy me a drink? 612 00:36:33,228 --> 00:36:37,103 - That sounded very professional to me. - Shut up. 613 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:41,479 - Will you reveal state secrets? - I don't know any. 614 00:36:41,729 --> 00:36:42,937 Now he tells me. 615 00:36:43,146 --> 00:36:46,272 I recite members of Congress alphabetically. 616 00:36:46,521 --> 00:36:48,980 How do the girls stay on their feet? 617 00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:52,148 I got some patter with capital gains tax.... 618 00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:16,193 Eagle's by. 619 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:21,402 - They're in position in two hours? - Backed by a second carrier group. 620 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:23,360 Plus the F-14s. 621 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:27,111 - How soon before an estimated BDA? - 10 minutes. 622 00:37:27,361 --> 00:37:31,070 - The president's waiting. - Excuse me, gentlemen. 623 00:37:31,279 --> 00:37:33,779 Leo? You need me? 624 00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:35,238 No. 625 00:37:53,907 --> 00:37:57,533 Mr. President, Morris Tolliver is dead. 626 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:02,325 An Air Force transport carrying Morris, 12 doctors... 627 00:38:02,576 --> 00:38:06,492 ...and 42 staff to a teaching hospital in Amman... 628 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:11,577 ...exploded in midair 150 miles north of Tartus. 629 00:38:12,577 --> 00:38:15,244 What was thought to be mechanical failure... 630 00:38:15,453 --> 00:38:18,661 ...was claimed by a fundamentalist group... 631 00:38:18,911 --> 00:38:23,370 ...after a satellite sent back a record of a heat stream... 632 00:38:23,579 --> 00:38:26,537 ...coming from an FIM-92... 633 00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:30,329 ...a shoulder-mounted surface-to-air missile launcher. 634 00:38:30,746 --> 00:38:34,830 In the last 90 minutes, that's been debunked as well. 635 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:40,081 Intelligence tells us the order came through the Syrian Defense Ministry. 636 00:38:40,706 --> 00:38:44,290 Baker and Lennox are on their way from the Pentagon... 637 00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:48,999 ...and Brodie's in the situation room preparing for your briefing. 638 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,084 What time is it? 639 00:38:56,750 --> 00:39:01,543 - It's 10:38 in Damascus. - Where's the Syrian ambassador? 640 00:39:01,793 --> 00:39:04,751 At his residence on a secure phone line. 641 00:39:05,002 --> 00:39:08,919 - Tel Aviv and London? - State's waiting for your word. 642 00:39:10,128 --> 00:39:11,919 All right. 643 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:18,712 I'll call Morris' wife now... 644 00:39:18,962 --> 00:39:22,337 ...and I'll meet you in the situation room. 645 00:39:22,588 --> 00:39:24,213 Yes, sir. 646 00:39:26,547 --> 00:39:27,797 Leo? 647 00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:34,631 I am not frightened. 648 00:39:35,048 --> 00:39:38,048 I'll blow them off the face of the Earth... 649 00:39:38,299 --> 00:39:41,507 ...with the fury of God's own thunder. 650 00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:46,717 Get the commanders. 50806

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