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Foreign.
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Guys, I am revolutionizing
martial arts with these
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new moves. Okay? Check this,
check this. Six uppercuts, then it's hook
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hold, then a reverse, then bam. Turtle
suplex. How many people do you think
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will be fighting? It's just what your
brain does. Yeah, man, it's the holidays.
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Hey, does anyone know what they're
getting? Splinter. I made him this mug. Oh,
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my God. Yeah, yeah. Maybe
don't give him that. Hey, here,
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I'll just ask Chat. Gbt
what does a rat's dad
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want, huh? Laser hair
removal. Yeah, good one,
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Chat. GPT. I don't blame AI. It's
only as good as his prompts. Wait,
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guys, guys. What? What? What? What is that?
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Chrome Job is attacking the
city. On tubular. I love destruction.
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Watch out, baddies. Here
comes the radical reptile. Is that
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supposed to be us? Danny and
Mark, does my hat look like a rave to
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me? Guys. Why do I have so many fingers?
Speak for yourself. I look awesome.
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Uppercut, uppercut. Towards the What?
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They stole my move. Toy does not live.
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We're all about bashing fatty
and eating cheeseburgers.
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Authentic Imitations Toy Company
Newark, New Jersey. This can't be a
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coincidence, right?
If someone is making
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money off this, should
be us. I can't believe
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I'm about to say this,
but we're going to Jersey.
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Is it weird this place doesn't
have any doors? Maybe it's
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fully automated, Stealing our
identity and our jobs. Now I'm cranky.
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Very high tech. Someone's
really into stainless steel.
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These really are hideous.
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Oh, Hagnog. Why, hello,
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you squishy little things.
Thank you for admiring
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my gorgeous body. I am
Chrome dome, a benevolent A.I.
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welcome to my humble factory. Hey, Mr.
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Chrome Dome. There seems to be some
misunderstanding here. Your company
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is stealing our likeness to make
toys. You think I'm stealing your
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likeness? All of my creations
are completely original. Legally.
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Please allow me to explain with a
detailed presentation on my face.
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Oh, no, we're good on that.
My name was Clarker cantor.
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In the 1980s, I was bitten by a
radioactive calculator causing my body to
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move. Mutate into a super robot.
After I was blamed for the death of my
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dear Uncle Glenn, I went
on the run in a cave with a
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box of scraps. I donned a chrome
helmet to hide my identity and keep my
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telepathic bald brother from
reading my thoughts. I traveled to
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Schmakanda, where I battled an
elderly magician to take my birthright
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as king and steal Unobtainium
for my gorgeous body. After a
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brief trek across the galaxy
with my adorable established IP
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sidekick. But baby version, a
handsome blue vill with a power
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glove and questionably altruistic
motivation. Snapped his fingers sending me
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to New Jersey, where I
discovered my true passion.
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High end consumer products with a built in
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obsolescence. From inside
a legendary mountain of
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legend, I crafted the
perfect toy by combining
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four seemingly random
words. Tubular Tortoises.
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Karate Warrior.
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The most captivating,
original, original glorious toys
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the world has ever seen. You expect
us to buy that? Looks like you went
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to Comic Con and ripped off every
origin story. It made them way dumber.
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Dude, you're clearly lying. Just
tell us the truth. Okay. Caught me.
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No, that's a picture. I'm gonna
admit it. I googled those four words.
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Pictures of you guys came up. And
I based the designs on you. Sue me.
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Capitalism strikes again.
Come on guys. Let's go.
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No, no, no, no, no. You can't leave now.
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How's about you just stay
in this room till you're dead?
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Would you like slow start
mission or BL Trauma? Okay,
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it's suplex time. Trauma. Coming right up.
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You're wasting your time. I predicted
learning. I can do anything. You can.
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Only better. Which means.
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Tortoise stole my move again.
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So impractical. I have a steel ball.
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Oh. What? Kid swords. Those
are. Mine's an abomination.
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This guy's too good. We can't beat
him. Yeah, and he just steals every cool
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move I come up with. Well,
that's it. He's AI all he can do is
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copy things. So AI is
only as good as its props.
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He'll do whatever we do. Then
we need to invent some really
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bad fight moves. Turtles, come out so
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I can kill you. Hey, chrome
dome. Bet you can't do this
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move. How contrived.
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Bombs away. Ouch. I felt slipped.
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Copy this. Okay, cut it
out. This is ridiculous.
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Stop hitting yourself. Stop
hitting yourself. Ow. This is
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painful. Belly fly. No, no. Wall Jack.
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No. My face doesn't like wall. Oh.
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Whoops. That's not
supposed to fit. Dude, I did
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not know you could do
that. Leo do more. This feels
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weird. Not the legend. I will come back as
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an advert. Discover the Friday
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night. Yeah,
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I think I'm going to give
dad that mug after all.
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Hey, can we get in on that too?
Mikey? Reading chat GPT from
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my phone.
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Oh, yeah. He fell asleep wrapping
presents. Look at that. He's such a good
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dad. Wonder what he got of this.
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So. So we need to burn these after
we open them, right? Oh, for sure.
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Most definitely. AI Sucks.
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Got to get a gift. I hate shopping in the
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winter. But do you get the
ninja master who has everything?
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Oh, baby,8569
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