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Coming down!
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Guys.
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Guys.
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Hey, guys!
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This has gotta stop.
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Eleanor's got two days off,
so we can be together.
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That means two nights.
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I don't remember the last time
we got to bed at the same time
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and weren't so exhausted
we just fell asleep.
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But hell, between you guys
yelling your heads off
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and pop sneezing and coughing
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it makes it hard
to get down to business
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if you know what I mean.
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Some of you guys are married.
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I'm sure there are times
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you wanna be alone
with your wives, huh?
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I wanna be alone with mine.
You can understand that, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Thank you, fellas.
Thank you.
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Alright, coming back.
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♪ Them that's got shall have ♪
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♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪
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♪ So the Bible says ♪
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♪ And it still is news ♪
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♪ Mama may have ♪
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♪ Papa may have ♪
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♪ But God bless the child
that's got his own ♪
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♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪
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♪ God bless the child ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪
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♪ Them that's got shall get ♪
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♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪
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♪ Whoa whoa whoa-oo-aa ♪
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'Bless you.'
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Daddy, don't switch the light on
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until after I get this
screwed in, okay?
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I don't wanna be looking
like Don King.
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Okay.
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♪ Ta-da pa-dum pa-da ♪
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Now, that's a miracle
we take for granted.
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- Thank God for James P. Watson.
- Who was that?
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The black man who invented
the electric light bulb.
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That cold must be
getting to your head.
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That was Thomas Edison.
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Oh, sure!
He grabbed all the credit
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but you gotta get
your facts straight.
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See, James P. Watson
was Edison's assistant.
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And while Edison
was upstairs asleep one night
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Watson got up for a snack.
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He got to tinkering
with that filament
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and before you know it,
history was made.
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Poor Watson never
got a lick of credit.
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Oh, come on now.
Daddy, you know that's not true.
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Oh, okay. He got some credit.
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They named that town
after him in California.
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Watts.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, sweetheart,
you look so good
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after all that trash.
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Words every woman longs to hear.
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- 'Bless you.'
- I'm putting some hot tea on.
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- Right away.
- Okay.
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So how was your day, son?
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Better than the night
I had with my wife.
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As you recall, it was
a wheezing, sneezing hell.
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Well, I'm sorry, son.
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Well, next time,
I'll just lay quietly
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and let the virus
take me in my sleep.
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- Sneezing didn't bother me any.
- Oh, how could it, huh?
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You and daddy were playing
poker till four this morning.
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Hey, Roc, I was trying to win
some money
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so I could pay you back.
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Oh, well.
How much did I win?
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You won... a dollar
and thirty seven cents.
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You only won $1.37?
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No, I won $149.
You only won $1.37.
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A $149?
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Hey, Roc, you didn't
have to stay up all night.
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- Oh, yes, I did!
- Roc.
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Is this about money
or being with your wife?
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- Now, make up your mind.
- I wanna be with my wife!
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Roc, I understand
where you're coming from
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but you gotta realize
it's too crowded
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for you and Eleanor to have
the privacy that you need.
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Hey, why don't you
take it to a hotel?
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Hotel?
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Oh, Eleanor'll
never go for it.
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She'll think it's sleazy.
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Roc, you're saying it
like it's a bad thing.
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Here you go, daddy.
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Thank you.
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Elle, um, I was thinkin', uh...
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...you know what with tonight
being so special to us
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and, and it's such
a rare occasion that we, uh...
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...you know, maybe we could,
you know
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deepen and explore
our relationship--
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He wants to do the nasty
with you at a hotel.
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- I'll pack.
- You'll go?
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It'll be fun!
Oh, Roc.
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It's so wonderful
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of you to come up
with a such a romantic idea.
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Thanks.
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♪ Whoo ooh-ooh-aa ♪
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- Okay, Roc. I'm ready.
- Alright, it's about time now.
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I've been waiting 45 minutes
already. Let's go.
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You can't wait
to get me down now, huh?
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Well, that and we've been paying
for the room since 3 o'clock.
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Eleanor, you're
a vision of loveliness.
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Oh, thanks, daddy.
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Now, daddy, there's plenty
of vitamin C in the kitchen.
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You take it. I feel bad
leaving you all alone.
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He's had a full life.
The last half rent free.
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Now, come on, let's go.
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Call us if you needs us, daddy.
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- Don't worry about me.
- Hey, what? Whoa!
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- I missed the love birds, huh?
- Yeah.
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Well, it's nice to finally have
their house to ourselves.
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Actually, I think I'll partake
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in a little romance
of my own tonight.
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- Oh, what you got there, son?
- Oh, my little black book.
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I used to have
a little black book.
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Yeah, sometimes when I'm alone
I think about that book.
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That and dying slow.
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Um... you gonna be alright if I
leave you alone tonight, daddy?
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- Oh, yes. No problem.
- Okay.
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Uh, daddy, you don't
sound too good.
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Maybe I ought to stay
with you tonight.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I know how to dial 911.
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You go ahead
and have a good time.
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Okay, okay. Alright, alright.
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That's it, that's it.
I'm staying.
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Oh, well, Joey,
if it'll make you feel better.
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♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh-oh ♪
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Oh!
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Oh, this is nice.
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Roc, how do you know
about this place?
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It was on my route.
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It always looked so romantic
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from down in the alley,
where the dumpsters are.
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Uh, will there be
anything else, sir?
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No, no. I think that'll do it.
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We're saving for a house.
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Why don't you add
on the den, sir?
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Ooh, that's a nice view.
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Oh, look at this bathroom.
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Ooh, that's nice.
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What's in here?
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Oh, Roc!
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This place has everything.
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Oh, it sure does.
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Oh, color TV.
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Oh, oh!
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We got room service, Roc.
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We don't even
have to leave the room.
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No.
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For a cup of coffee?
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
I've got it covered.
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We won't go hungry...
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...or thirsty.
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Champagne.
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Nothing but the best
for my wife.
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Oh, my God.
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Listen.
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- I don't hear anything.
- That's right.
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No Joey, no pop.
Nothing but peace and quite.
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Let's just sit here
and enjoy it for a while.
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- That's enough.
- Oh!
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Not so fast, baby.
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I have a little surprise
for you.
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Oh.
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I think it'll look
even better on you.
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We'll just have to see
about that.
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'Oh, lady.'
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Tell me you're my wife.
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You're turn.
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Okay.
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Save the first dance for me.
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♪ I want sexual healing.. ♪
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♪ Oh baby ♪
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♪ Makes me feel so fine..♪
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♪ Healing me.. ♪
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♪ It's good to know ♪
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♪ Sexual healing is something ♪
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♪ That's good for me.. ♪
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Hmm. You sure look sexy
in your PJs.
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You look pretty sexy yourself.
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♪ I can't get on the.. ♪
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'Oh, Eleanor, I love you.'
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'I love you too, Roc.'
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'What's the matter, babe?'
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'Mmm.'
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'I don't know.'
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'This has never
happened to me before.'
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'Come on, honey,
just, just loosen up.'
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- 'Alright.'
- 'Okay?'
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- 'Mm-hmm.'
- 'Mm? That's more like it.'
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- 'Mm.'
- 'Mmm.'
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Roc, don't get so excited.
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I wish I could.
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Roc, honey, calm down.
It's not that big a deal.
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Not a big deal? Not a big deal?
What's a bigger deal than this?
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I guess to a man
it's a big deal.
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I know you couldn't tell
by tonight, but I am a man.
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Well, we might as well go
downstairs to the front desk
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and, uh, see about
getting our money back.
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Roc, look, honey, maybe
the pressure was too great.
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The new surroundings.
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Let's talk about this.
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- I'm a nurse.
- Oh, so, now it's a disease!
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- Roc, you're overreacting.
- Where you going?
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I need to be alone,
I need to think.
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Roc, wait.
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I'm here for you, baby.
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I'll always be here for you.
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Oh, I know, sweetheart, but...
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You just have to realize
what happened tonight
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is not that impotent.
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I meant, important!
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- Important!
- Important!
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♪ Yeah-ye yeah-ye yeah
yeah-ye yea-a-ah ♪
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Oh, my man! How you been?
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Joey, what did you
bring him for?
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I wouldn't have phoned you
at all
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if I knew you were
gonna bring him.
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You promised me
you wouldn't tell him.
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Oh, now, don't
blame your brother, Roc.
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There's a time
in every man's life
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when he needs his
father to comfort him.
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Unfortunately for you,
this ain't it.
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Couldn't get your soldier
to salute, huh, son?
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Come on, pop, I don't need
this now, huh, keep it down.
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I don't want
everyone looking at me.
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They're looking at you 'cause
you got your damn jammies on.
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Not 'cause your
mojo's not working.
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Look, Roc...
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...I understand exactly
what you're going through.
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I mean, you're feeling
a little empty, right?
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Less of a man.
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I mean, there's a...
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...feeling of sadness and deep...
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...deep humiliation but, Roc...
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...it won't last long.
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Has this happened to you, too,
Joey.
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Hell, no. If it happened to me,
I'd kill myself.
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- Hey, what's happening, Andrew?
- Hey, Wiz.
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- How you doing, man?
- I'm alright.
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Now, Roc, where were we?
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Oh, yeah.
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Roc, you have got
a serious problem.
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And you need
a serious solution.
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Keep it down, Wiz. Keep it down.
252
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,584
Oh, okay, okay.
253
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,281
Look, Roc.
254
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,980
What I'd do is...
255
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:58,332
...picture a nude
baseball game.
256
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,249
Women, of course.
257
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,859
Amazons.
258
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,428
Wearing only caps and spikes.
259
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,430
Up to the plate steps Margo.
260
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,258
The fleshy part
of her thighs ripple.
261
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,303
Bam, Margo pulls
that first pitch
262
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,957
down the first base line.
She's impressive out of bases.
263
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,611
She's roundin'
second in slow motion
264
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,221
as the out-fielder
hurls the ball in.
265
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,919
Margo dives for the bag.
266
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,660
Sliding head first, her
ample bosom blazing a trail
267
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,098
from second to third.
268
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,449
By the time Margo
reaches third...
269
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,972
...I score.
270
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,757
Oh, come on, Wiz.
271
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,585
This thing's not
gonna do me any good.
272
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,979
I'm surprised.
You usually can fix anything.
273
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,503
Yeah, I usually can, man,
but they ain't invented a tool
274
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,679
that can fix your problem, yet.
275
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,943
And if they did,
I wouldn't want to operate it.
276
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,469
Oh, now, son,
forget about all this stuff.
277
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,123
Now, you got a beautiful woman
278
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,777
back at the hotel room
waiting for you.
279
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,518
Somebody who cares about you
280
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,826
and somebody who's gonna stick
by your side no matter what.
281
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,002
Now, you got to go back there
282
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,917
put everything else
outta your mind
283
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,527
and give it another try.
284
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,312
Now, that'll work.
285
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,575
Oh, thanks, pop.
286
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,880
What if it happens again?
287
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,188
Give that naked
baseball thing a shot.
288
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,939
You decided to come back?
289
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,115
Well, I had the rest
of my clothes here.
290
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:29,379
Roc, how could you just leave me
here with nothing better to do
291
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,294
than to watch
the "Home Shopping Network?"
292
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,904
Oh, I'm sorry, Eleanor.
293
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,559
I had to go to Charlene's Bar
and sort this out.
294
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,996
Get back on track.
295
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,345
You didn't buy
anything, did you?
296
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,824
No, Roc.
297
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:44,612
Alright, I know I
shouldn't have left, but...
298
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,223
...I just... needed
someone to talk to.
299
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,530
Roc, I'm the one to talk to.
300
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,967
I know, I know.
301
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,316
It took me a while
302
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,754
but I finally realized
what was important.
303
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,713
- You did?
- Yeah.
304
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:05,589
You see... there was
this beautiful woman...
305
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,418
...waiting for me up here...
306
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,116
...and no matter what I do...
307
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,771
...or can't do...
308
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:19,516
...that woman's gonna
love me just like I love her.
309
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,388
You're a smart man.
310
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,796
- 'Oh, oh, Eleanor.'
- 'Oh, I love you, Roc.'
311
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,369
'Butt, Margo! Butt!'
312
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,154
Who the hell is Margo?
313
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,764
In-fielder.
314
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,680
- What?
- Eleanor, it happened again.
315
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,074
If I was a horse,
they'd take me out
316
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,206
shoot me and put
me outta my misery.
317
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,730
You're just putting too much
pressure on yourself, babe.
318
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,950
I wanted tonight
to be memorable.
319
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,995
Oh, it's memorable alright.
320
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,389
I'll never forget this night.
321
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,348
Oh, come on, Roc.
322
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,176
Now, you got to admit
323
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,873
it is pretty funny.
324
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,832
You wouldn't think it was
funny if it happened to you.
325
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:17,835
I think it would be real
funny if it happened to me.
326
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh, you were lucky.
327
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,673
Mom and pop never talked
about the facts of life.
328
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,501
Hmm.
329
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,548
So finally,
in the fifth grade...
330
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,594
...I took it upon
myself to take Joey...
331
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,901
...and talk about
the birds and the bees.
332
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,685
Wasn't it a little
soon to be telling
333
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,123
your six-year-old
brother all about sex?
334
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,951
No, I wasn't telling him.
335
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,910
- He was telling me.
- Oh.
336
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,435
'Okay, okay. No.'
337
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:56,265
If you could be unfaithful...
338
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,093
...who would you
be unfaithful with?
339
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,182
Living or dead.
340
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,663
If she's dead, why would I
wanna be unfaithful with her?
341
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,926
Just suppose.
342
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,493
Well...
343
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,409
...maybe, uh,
Dorothy Dandridge, I guess.
344
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,020
- Yeah.
- That's a good choice.
345
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,154
I'd pick Denzel Washington.
346
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,634
Well, he's living.
347
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,202
Don't worry, baby,
he way out there in Hollywood.
348
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030
Yeah, he better
stay there too.
349
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:28,950
One day, when I was
about... five years old...
350
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,128
...I was sitting out
on the front stoop...
351
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,221
...when I saw the scruffiest
mutt across the street.
352
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:44,183
I thought I'd play
with him for a while.
353
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,968
I crouched down and snapped
my fingers and whistled.
354
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,407
He perked up his cute
little ears and...
355
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,148
...came running towards me.
356
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,762
What's wrong, baby?
357
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,465
Oh, he was halfway across
the street when he was, uh...
358
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,336
...hit by a car and killed.
359
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,772
Oh, Roc.
360
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,124
I still get dreams
about that dog.
361
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,476
Oh, but you can't blame
yourself for what happened.
362
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,566
Yes, I can.
363
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,096
'You know, you were right.'
364
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,663
I'm looking back
on last night
365
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,621
and laughing
about it already.
366
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,970
Don't get me wrong.
367
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,972
This kinda thing
is only funny once.
368
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,801
Happens again, I enter
the witness protection program.
369
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,108
I had a great time, Roc.
370
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,805
Yeah, me too.
371
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,286
That's what makes it so funny.
372
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:48,203
Normally, I'd have
been mad as hell.
373
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,946
Spending so much on this
hotel room... and then...
374
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:55,602
...having my, uh,
technical difficulties.
375
00:20:55,689 --> 00:21:00,433
But I feel we got ten
times our money's worth.
376
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,610
Eleanor, it was great
not making love to you.
377
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:06,917
Thank you, sir.
It was good for me too.
378
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,574
Last night...
379
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,576
...was how we used to be Roc.
380
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,622
You know, when we first met.
381
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,277
Seemed like
all we did was talk.
382
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,496
Maybe that's what
last night was all about.
383
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,846
Remembering what
we got married for.
384
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,283
I never forgot.
385
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,590
I love you.
386
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,428
I never felt closer to you
than I do right now.
387
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:42,083
We're pretty lucky, huh?
388
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:46,348
Lot of couples can
have a... night of sex...
389
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,614
...but there are very
few who can get a night...
390
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,268
...like we just had.
391
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,488
In a funny sort of way if...
392
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,228
...we had done anything more...
393
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,752
...we would've spoiled it.
394
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,537
You're right.
395
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,061
We would have.
396
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,848
Let's spoil it.
397
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,772
♪ Yeah ♪
398
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,557
♪ Keep on walking ♪
399
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,907
♪ Oh Lord ♪
400
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:26,736
♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪
401
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,609
♪ Yeah yeah
well well well ♪
402
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:30,914
♪ Oh ♪
403
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,528
♪ Oh oh ♪
404
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,921
♪ Whoa whoa ♪
405
00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:40,228
♪ Keep on walking on ♪
406
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,926
♪ Oh yeah ♪
407
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,363
♪ Yeah ♪
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