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(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 4, He's the One You Like?)

Chi Cheng may look like a good-for-nothing rich guy,

but he was a top student...

who graduated from Jinghua University.

You don't have his background.

You should at least be cultured.

What are you doing?

I'm reading.

Why didn't he reply to me?

What are...

you doing?

(Wu Suo Wei: What are you doing?)

(Chi Cheng)

Goodness.

Da Bao.

Da Bao.

Goodness.

Do you need anything?

Yes.

Tell me then.

I want to sleep with you.

Lord.

Help me disable this rogue!

Does it hurt?

No.

("The Story of the Bible")

Let's talk outside.

I'm busy.

The car is out front anyway.

It's up to you.

I realized...

that reading Van Loon's book...

is like reading a brainteaser.

Every now and then,

there's sarcasm,

mockery,

and exaggeration.

It's a real historical heresy.

Where are we going?

The Tea Club.

Tell me.

History is so dramatic.

Why do people like to read novels?

Do you think...

religion has a monopoly on the truth?

I think...

all unforgivable acts...

stem from human fear.

Especially those who are highly respected.

They will do whatever it takes...

to confuse the public.

It's like...

what Nietzsche said...

about the crowd phenomenon.

What do you think?

Don't freaking talk to me about this nonsense.

Why don't you and I talk about...

anal anatomy?

Are you free tonight?

Why?

Do you want me to sleep with you already?

Except for tonight,

the time and place...

is up to you.

I guess...

he's bringing Yue Yue to meet his parents tonight.

What a coincidence.

Except for tonight,

I don't...

have the time.

Tonight then.

I won't possibly let you get away.

Distinguished guests,

ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

I'm the bilingual hostess, Nancy.

- Can you understand her? - It's my honor...

- to be here tonight. - Of course.

Thank you for taking the time to attend this summer concert.

First of all, let me invite...

Why is a loser pretending to be elegant?

...to bring us his performance.

Let's welcome.

(Yue Yue)

Power off your phone.

(Slide to power off)

Forget it.

For the sake of my revenge plan,

sacrifices are inevitable.

The concert lasts for three hours.

He can't stay like this the whole time.

As long as I can tie him up here,

I'll let him touch me.

What a thrilling musical extravaganza.

Stop studying.

Is it that good?

Don't you have one too?

Try it and you'll see.

I want to eat yours.

Don't they taste the same?

Endure it.

Yours is sweeter indeed.

Don't get mad.

This is a good thing.

Hold it in.

I'm sorry.

No. It's okay.

Goodness.

Darn it.

What the heck...

was I saying?

Show some respect.

How am I disrespecting you?

Is removing someone's pants respectful?

I'm just checking if you're wearing the underwear I bought you.

You bought so much underwear. There are so many styles.

How do you know if I'm wearing the ones you bought?

Isn't it obvious?

I bought...

those underwear myself.

The brand,

style,

and fabric...

are my personal choices.

Do you think I bought them wholesale?

Blow one for me again.

Blow what?

A sugar figure.

Again?

My girlfriend likes it.

Yue Yue likes it?

She used to complain that these...

were all junk.

Look at Chi Cheng.

He's from a rich family.

But for the sake of a woman, he's stooping to cater to her.

He asks me for this and that.

In the end,

it's all for his girlfriend.

What's wrong?

You don't want me to give it to my girlfriend?

Be good.

Blow one for her.

Fine.

Take this with you later.

What are you doing?

Don't move.

Lift your head.

Why are you suddenly being so nice to me?

What do you think?

I don't know.

With that kind of realization,

don't be a third party anymore.

Who's a freaking third party?

Don't get that wet.

Hey.

What?

Take this to coax your girlfriend.

I won't eat it this time.

Thank you on her behalf.

What are you looking at?

How are he and Wang Zhen Long different?

They're just playboys...

who stole my girlfriend.

Besides,

he's even more of a playboy than Wang Zhen Long.

He's not content with his girlfriend and desires someone else.

I'm going to bed.

Has he left?

He's long gone.

What time did he leave?

Around...

9pm.

He didn't sleep here last night?

Why should I let him sleep here?

Don't tell me you two didn't do anything.

I made a sugar figure.

Again?

Can't you do something else?

Do you think I want to make a sugar figure?

He kept asking for it.

If I wasn't trying to bait him,

would I humble myself and sell my talent?

Don't just sell your talent.

Sell your body.

What did you say?

I mean,

that's not how you bait a man.

After all, men are carnivores.

All fun and games...

are too monotonous.

At this rate,

Chi Cheng would have changed his partner many times already.

Yue Yue would have run off with another man too.

Who would you take revenge on?

I think...

you need to give him...

more affirmative responses.

Strike while the iron is hot. Take him with one strike.

Did you two really...

not have any bodily contact at all yesterday?

We did.

He ate the ice cream at the corner of my mouth.

Does that count?

Yes. Why not?

How did you respond?

Do I need to respond?

Eat from his mouth.

That was a great opportunity.

Hey.

If you don't think that's dirty,

I do.

- Hurry. It's your turn. - Okay.

(Chi Cheng)

Hey.

Hey.

I want to sleep with you.

You need to give him more affirmative responses.

Me too.

What did you say?

I said...

I also...

want to sleep...

with you.

What's up, Young Master Chi?

Do you want to have a drink with me?

Gosh. What have I done?

Did you really tell him, "Me too"?

Stop laughing.

It's all your fault for coming up with that stupid idea.

Now,

it's so awkward.

He just put down his phone...

and disappeared.

Does anyone say that?

What should I have said then?

Should I say, "Come on"?

"Sleep with me"?

Hey.

I'm not a girl.

I didn't grow my dick for nothing.

Why should I let him sleep with me?

What are you so happy about?

What's the matter?

Why are you here?

I'm here to change the dressing.

Gosh.

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

Look.

Why is Chi Cheng here?

How would I know?

This is a clinic.

I'm here to change the dressing.

That's normal, right?

Why are you here?

Your house and office are quite far from here, right?

Is there no hospital nearby?

What should we do now?

How should I know?

What?

You're going too fast.

I haven't even gotten him yet...

and you're already here.

Are you crazy?

Let's escape.

No.

Is he the one you like?

The one I like...

is him.

Let's talk outside.

Come on.

How do they know each other?

We can find a way to break through...

using Guo Cheng Yu.

Maybe...

we'll get an unexpected benefit.

How did you get hurt?

I got a cut...

from your Storage Base cafeteria.

Why did you go to our cafeteria?

I heard that the food in your new cafeteria...

is good...

and the chefs are amazing.

I thought of going there to try it.

I was wondering if I could poach a few chefs.

So...

did you poach them?

Your chefs...

are guarding against me...

like I'm a thief.

I didn't get to poach them...

and ended up getting injured.

Why are you even...

Hello?

Hey, Boss.

There's something going on with that vegetable truck.

Okay.

I'll be right there.

Snakes...

are still more important than people.

Li Wang.

Find out everything in detail...

about Wu Suo Wei.

Send me a copy.

Okay.

Well...

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Well...

Ask him.

Well...

It's almost done.

My goodness.

He...

It's done.

Okay. Thank you.

Wait.

What's up?

- Do you need anything? - You can do it.

I...

I...

Yes.

That's it.

I'll get you some medicine.

Okay.

Take this.

You'll recover faster.

How much is it?

It's 32 yuan. Just give me 30 yuan.

How about this?

My card has reached its limit.

Why don't we add each other's contact information?

I'll wire it to you tomorrow.

That's a load of crap.

What an excuse.

Forget it.

I have to get information for Wu Suo Wei.

I'll add him first.

Okay.

I'll get going then.

I'll wire it to you tomorrow.

(Medical Area Unauthorized Personnel Keep Out)

You...

At least we have...

his contact number.

(Guo Cheng Yu)

It's a pet snake.

But it's not the batch we kept, right?

It's Block's baby.

Our snake laid eggs?

I thought it snuck out by itself...

and it's so thin that no one noticed.

It seems like someone really wants to sell your snakes.

After all, they're expensive.

So there's no doubt...

that the snakes are hidden in the office.

The vegetable truck.

The cafeteria?

Your chefs...

are guarding against me...

like I'm a thief.

So he found out a long time ago.

Why don't we just take them back?

No.

Don't alert them.

We've already seized the truck.

Could the chairman have gotten wind of this...

and moved them to another location?

Since they're selling them secretly,

they must be more afraid of that old man than I am.

And I'm sure there's more than one person.

Let's make good use of that.

You're right.

There are so many snakes.

It won't be easy to get them out of the office...

in one piece.

The chairman might have deployed a lot of people.

Even if we get them out,

both sides will suffer heavy losses.

And there's no guarantee that he won't take them again.

We have to find a way to get rid of future troubles.

Now that Guo Cheng Yu knows about this,

if my old man and I suffer heavy losses,

that bastard will gain the advantage.

Guo Cheng Yu?

How did he find out?

He's very scheming.

You know that.

Are you here for Wu Suo Wei?

He's in the back room.

Do you two live together?

No.

I'll get going.

(Jinghua University Political Science Reading List)

Why did you take my stuff?

I just wanted to see...

what the person who said he wanted to sleep with me...

usually reads?

Why do you still remember that?

I thought you'd forget it once you felt moved.

When did you develop a desire for me?

I really freaking don't have...

such feelings for you.

Ever since...

I became a street vendor.

So are you saying...

all those encounters...

were arranged by you?

You were the one who arranged them,

but you're freaking blaming it on me.

Yes.

Why didn't you just say you like me then?

Are you feeling shy?

Don't you want that?

I...

Do I want to...

or not?

Who are you asking?

I...

Why are you so afraid of me?

I'm not going to eat you up.

I'm not afraid.

I've never done that before.

We're both men. What do you want?

I don't want...

to do that with you right now.

What's the matter?

You've never kissed a man?

Of course.

Do I look like I've kissed a man?

How do you know you like men then?

I...

I...

I don't know...

if I like men or not either.

But...

But I know...

that I like you.

I wonder how far...

Wu Suo Wei and Chi Cheng have gone.

And Guo Cheng Yu.

He and Chi Cheng seem close.

How did he find my clinic back then?

(Guo Cheng Yu)

(Guo Cheng Yu sent you 39 yuan)

How can he be so patient?

Why don't I...

take the initiative to talk to him?

I saw you talking to Chi Cheng the other day.

Do you two know each other?

No.

It's too obvious.

What if...

he senses something...

and looks into Wu Suo Wei's background?

It's not worth it.

(Jiang Xiao Shuai: Online, Typing)

Will you send it or not?

(Jiang Xiao Shuai)

(Jiang Xiao Shuai)

Darn it.

He even blocked me.

Do you think that by blocking me,

I won't be able to get to know you?

(Jiang Xiao Shuai)

(Works, Likes, Follow)

(Gossip of the Past, Stars and Influencers' Revelations)

(Gossip Weekly, Chinese Dishes, Daily Taste Buds)

You're such a gossip.

You're a glutton too.

That's quite cute.

(Silly, Cookie, No Talking on the Phone)

(This account hasn't published any work)

(How to Bait Men, How to Make Men Fall for You)

(How to Make Men Come to You, How to Make Men Love You)

You look pure and free from desires.

I didn't expect you to have such a wild side.

You're not up yet?

I don't want...

to get up.

You don't want to get up?

Why?

I...

want to die.

Did he do it with you?

Then...

Did you bleed then?

You...

bled from kissing before?

Kissing?

Yesterday,

he kissed me against my will.

That's all?

I thought something happened to you.

What a waste of my emotions.

Teacher.

Aren't you going to comfort me?

Teacher.

Teacher.

All right. Get the medicine.

Thank you, Dr. Xiao Shuai.

Did something really happen to him?

Da Wei.

Da Wei.

Da Wei.

Nothing even happened.

Why do you have a fever?

Why don't we...

just stop here?

With your mentality,

just keep snakes.

When it goes to the market,

sell it for a good price,

then open a shop.

Maybe...

a lot of girls will pursue you.

What are you doing?

In my book,

there's no giving up halfway.

Why are you getting up?

I'm going home to recuperate for a few days.

No.

You still have a fever.

This is a psychological issue.

It can't be cured by injections or medicine.

I can only rely on my strong will to fight.

I'll get you some medicine then.

No need.

By the way,

I don't want to see Chi Cheng...

for the time being.

If he comes to see me,

deal with him for me.

Okay.

Thank you.

Goodness.

Da Wei.

Your slippers.

I don't know if I like men or not either.

But I know...

that I...

I like you.

(Da Bao: Last online a few days ago)

(Wave)

(Da Bao)

Darn it.

Where is he?

He went on a trip.

If you take that,

he'll be mad at you when he comes back.

If he's mad at me,

he'll come to find me.

(Bonus Clip)

Are you here for Wu Suo Wei?

He's in the back room.