Original subtitles

(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 1, A Gentleman Will Surely Take Revenge)

Hey.

Chi Cheng.

I've got a new snake.

Do you dare to come?

Wait for me.

I'll play with you.

Yellow Dragon.

It's your turn to shine.

Mom. Let me do it, Mom.

It's okay. I'll do it.

I'm meeting my future daughter-in-law today.

Thank you, Mom.

Look, I bought Yue Yue three pounds of her favorite crawfish.

Mom.

This isn't three pounds.

How is that possible?

Ms. Liu knows I'm meeting my future daughter-in-law today.

She even gave me 10 more crayfish.

Mom, she's so out of line.

This doesn't weigh three pounds at all.

Half the bag is filled with water.

I'll go find her.

Look at you. Don't go.

It's not easy for Ms. Liu to run a business.

Don't cause trouble.

- Mom. - What did I tell you?

It's a blessing to suffer losses.

The more losses you suffer, the more blessings you gain.

Yes, Mom.

That's how we've lived all these years.

But today is different.

Yue Yue is coming today.

That's right.

Why isn't she here yet?

It's fine.

She was always late when we went on dates.

She should be around the area by now.

It's not easy to find this place. I'll go out and pick her up.

He lives in such a poor place.

It's stinky and dirty.

Yue Yue.

Yue Yue!

Yue Yue!

You're here, Yue Yue.

We can eat once we go inside. My mom already finished cooking.

And you know what?

My mom is really happy that you're here.

I'm not here to eat today.

I have something to tell you.

Yue Yue, go ahead.

Wu Qi Qiong.

Let's break up.

Why, Yue Yue?

Why do we have to break up?

Didn't you promise to come to my house for a meal?

Why are we breaking up all of a sudden?

All of a sudden?

I used to like you because you were at least handsome.

Look at you now.

I'm embarrassed to be with you.

Yue Yue.

What kind of man do you like? I can change.

I can change back to how I was, Yue Yue.

We've been together for so long.

We're even discussing marriage.

Wang Zhen Long, what are you doing?

Look at how useless this loser is.

What's the point of talking...

to someone like him?

- You can do it! - You can do it!

- Go, Young Master Guo! - You can do it!

Go for it!

You can do it!

- Go for it! - Go for it!

Today,

you'll surely lose.

Weren't they best friends before?

Aren't they tired of fighting after all these years?

Whose snake do you think will win, Young Master Chi's...

or Young Master Guo's?

Isn't it obvious?

Young Master Chi always wins.

I heard Young Master Guo paid a lot to bring the black snake...

back from South America.

Today, Young Master Guo will surely turn things around.

Go for it!

Go, Young Master Guo!

- Kill him! - Kill him!

- Go for it! - Kill him!

Young Master Guo stands a chance!

- Go! - You can do it!

Young Master Guo is winning!

Baby!

Kill him! Go!

Bite him!

Bite him!

Bite him!

Bite him!

- Come on! - Come on! Bite him!

Bite him!

Go for it!

He lost again.

- Yes! - Yes!

- Young Master Chi! - Nice!

It's okay, guys.

Even if I lost...

I'm still happy!

Young Master Guo, you're so generous!

Young Master Guo, you're awesome!

Thank you, Young Master Guo!

Young Master Guo, I love you!

Mr. Chi, you're awesome!

Don't worry.

I'm willing to admit defeat.

The prize.

The prize?

Forget it if you can't bear to part with it.

Li Wang.

Come on.

Xiao Long.

He is my best friend, Chi Cheng.

Go keep him company.

You got him now.

Have fun.

- Chi Cheng! - Chi Cheng!

(Health and tranquility, no illness or disaster)

Dr. Jiang, I know you like desserts.

I made this cake especially for you.

- Thank you, Ms. Mei Li. - You're welcome.

Mr. Li.

This isn't good for your cervical spine.

- Ms. Mei Li, you look beautiful. - Use a mirror to look.

That's right.

Nini just bought me lipstick.

Is Wu Qi Qiong who was sent here yesterday awake now?

Yes, he is.

Is this a present for me?

What a glutton.

Everything is fine now.

- It hurts. - Don't move around.

I just changed your dressing.

Where am I?

You're at a clinic.

Your friend brought you here.

My friend?

Slow down.

Was it a girl?

It was a guy and a girl.

That girl specifically told me...

to use the cheapest medicine.

And the kind that can be reimbursed.

She knows me the best.

Let me tell you. She's my girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Yes.

Then who's that guy?

That guy might be her friend.

Or maybe...

a friendly passerby.

A friendly passerby?

Hey, man.

I think you're being cheated on.

Okay, I admit it.

Actually,

it's not her fault.

It's because I've become...

ugly,

tacky,

and fat.

I think...

you have a good foundation.

Really?

Trust me.

You should shave first.

- Get a cool hairstyle. - What style do you want?

The cooler, the better.

Okay, can you do this hairstyle?

No problem.

Dress more neatly.

Losing weight is the hardest. You must persevere.

Have a complete makeover.

I'm sure your girlfriend will go back to you.

I'm here again.

- You're here. - Here.

Congratulations, you've collected them all.

Thank you.

I did it!

- Hello? - Chi Cheng, where are you?

Your dad is in the hospital.

Come back quickly.

Okay, got it.

I know everything.

It's okay.

Young Master Chi.

Keep an eye on the snake.

- Okay. - Okay.

What's wrong? Are you jealous?

You Green-Eyed Monster.

Mom.

Why did you bring this home again?

You're not at the hospital with Dad.

The caregiver is there,

so I came back first to wait for you.

- Let's go. - Where to?

To see Dad at the hospital.

There's no rush. Let's go tomorrow.

Your dad is asleep now anyway.

I should've come here tomorrow.

I'm going to bed, Mom.

Can't you spend more time with me at home?

Talk.

Young Master Chi, we're in trouble.

Someone robbed the snake den.

What did you say?

Someone robbed the snake den.

How did that happen?

I don't know.

I think Da Kun and I were drugged last night.

We slept so soundly.

When I woke up, it was past 9am.

The snakes in the glass case were all gone.

The ones in your room were also taken away.

Where's Xiao Long?

I don't know.

He was gone when I woke up.

Stop telling me nonsense.

You must find Xiao Long for me.

Aren't you hospitalized?

It was a diversion, wasn't it?

I knew it.

I've arranged everything.

Go and work at the company's Property Department next week.

Start from the bottom.

I'm taking the back door.

Try it and you'll see!

Look at how you are fooling around.

You're already 28 years old.

You don't even have a proper job.

Look at Guo Cheng Yu.

His company is doing so well.

He likes to have fun too.

But he's not neglecting official matters.

You can let him call you "Dad".

I'm fine with that.

And I wish I had a different son.

People have been calling my office to complain.

They say my son is a pervert,

who leads a promiscuous personal life.

How can I face people?

If you want your snakes to live,

go to work.

Table A36.

Table A36 is ready.

Yue Yue.

You're here.

Look, I've lost weight again.

Let's go. I'll treat you to something delicious.

Wu Qi Qiong!

Can you stop bothering me?

I'm here today to tell you...

that it's impossible between us.

Don't text me anymore.

Why, Yue Yue?

You complained that I was fat, sloppy,

and unpresentable.

I've changed. I can change.

It's not about being sloppy or not.

I just don't like how poor you are.

My friends are using designer bags and eating fancy food.

But with you,

I only eat ramen and spicy hot pot every day.

Have you ever treated me to a good meal?

- Aren't we here now? - A37!

- Is Table A37 here? - I'm here.

This is a popular restaurant.

- I waited in line for over an hour. - You can eat now.

Here's my table number.

I have a coupon too.

This coupon can only be used for weekday lunches.

I'm sorry.

Yue Yue.

Yue Yue.

Look, we're short by over 100 yuan.

Let's go somewhere else. Let's go to another place, okay?

Let's go.

Look how poor you are.

You should find someone else to drag down too.

Wang Zhen Long!

I told you. There's no point talking to him.

Who are you?

What are you looking at?

Wu Qi Qiong,

your name sounds like "endless poverty".

With your name,

you'll never turn the tables in this lifetime.

Let's go.

Hello?

Hey, sir.

Okay. I'll be right there.

- Sir. - Why are you only here now?

You always ask me to give you projects and a raise.

But you're not here when I need you.

Why are you staring at me?

I asked you to come to fix this.

Why are you looking at me? Fix it.

Okay. I'll fix it now.

What?

Sir, this is broken.

We need to replace this.

This was fine before.

Did you break it?

No.

It was broken from the start.

Hey, Wu Qi Qiong.

You are...

too narrow-minded.

You should pay for this first.

Next month,

get a reimbursement from the Finance Department.

You haven't reimbursed me for the delivery last month.

My salary this month is less than 5,000 yuan.

If you think the company doesn't pay you well,

you can quit.

Don't occupy the position.

How dare you negotiate with me?

Look at yourself.

Let me tell you.

If you pay up quickly today,

this matter will be over.

Yue Yue thinks I'm poor and found someone else.

And my boss is bullying me. Everyone looks down on me.

I'm resigning.

I quit!

Wait.

Wu Qi Qiong.

It's only been a few days.

Why are you here again?

I changed my name.

To what?

"Wu Suo Wei."

I'm going to counterattack.

What?

I'm going to counterattack.

What attack?

I'm going to counterattack!

(I'm going to counterattack! Wu Qi Qiong)

- Welcome. - Welcome.

Thank you, Xiao Shuai, for taking me in.

It's fine.

I was looking for someone to watch the place for me anyway.

- Yes! - The thing is,

I want to start my own business.

But I'm afraid my mom will find out and worry about me,

so it's not convenient for me to stay at home.

Have you decided what to do then?

Yes.

I'm going to sell sugar figures.

I'll set up a stall at the night market near Hope City.

I heard it's very strict there.

It's okay. I've already checked it out.

Sugar figures!

Fruits!

We're managing this place so well.

The management fees are paid on time.

- The manager is here. Let's go. - Hurry, go.

Wait for me!

Sir, why are they running?

This street is owned by Yuanduan Group.

If you set up a stall here, you need a permit.

- If you don't have a permit, - Yuanduan Group?

You must run when you see people conducting an inspection.

Did you get a permit?

I run a small business and I move around a lot.

That's not necessary.

Then aren't you afraid of getting caught?

Come on. Let me tell you.

His nickname is Hei Zi.

He has always protected us.

Ordinary managers don't dare to offend him at all.

That's great!

Melons from Xinjiang!

- Young Master Chi. - What are you yelling about?

- This bearded guy is the worst. - What?

Since he's powerful,

he always bullies the stall owners.

See how Hei Zi will teach him a lesson.

Darn you!

- Nice. - What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

You...

- You... - Darn you!

Sir.

The guy in the suit is even cooler.

Excuse me.

Serves you right.

Hurry, get up.

Young Master Chi, when it comes to these unruly hawkers,

you have to use force.

Watch what I'll do to them.

Hey.

Li Wang.

- Did you hire him? - I don't know him.

Young Master Chi.

Go after him!

You bastard.

Don't let me catch you.

Let's go...

and meet this master.

What's wrong? Why are you panicking?

Someone's coming.

Don't tell anyone I'm here.

Okay.

- Hide in there first. - Okay.

- Don't make a sound. - Okay.

Don't make a sound!

Can I help you?

I'm looking for someone.

Who?

Well...

I want to have a consultation with you.

Okay.

Have a seat.

Tell me. Where do you feel unwell?

Take a guess.

If it's a gynecological problem,

go to an obstetrics and gynecology hospital.

Go out, turn left, and walk 30 meters.

The No. 2 line takes you straight there.

You're so good-looking.

If you have dim eyesight,

go to Tongren Hospital.

You like men, don't you?

If you're mentally ill,

go to the mental hospital.

"Jiang..."

"Xiao..."

"Shuai."

I'll remember you.

- Is he gone? - Yes.

(Medical Area, Unauthorized Personnel Keep Out)

I encountered my nemesis.

I can't be a street vendor anymore.

I need to find another job.

Dr. Xiao Shuai.

How come you've never had a girlfriend?

Because...

I've had a boyfriend.

I'm sorry for disturbing you.

Wait.

Do you like men?

What's wrong?

Are you scared?

No.

It's okay.

I'll get going then.

When did you take it?

When you were talking just now.

My second business is about to start.

Wish me a triumphant return.

Where are you going?

Hello, Chi Zi.

You didn't come to this year's reunion again.

I had to entertain clients.

I couldn't get away.

What? Save it.

You,

Guo Cheng Yu,

and Wang Shuo, the snake lover,

were so close back then.

And now...

Okay, guys.

After the first two successes, let's look for the third one.

I found him, guys.

Let me show you, okay?

(Nice, very handsome! So tall and handsome!)

Isn't he nice?

Okay. Let's test him today.

We're already connected to a hidden camera.

I need to record the whole process later.

The moment we turn off our phones, a miracle will happen.

(So exciting! He's so handsome!)

Are you okay?

Thank you.

You faked a fall.

You pretended to hold me up. Why can't I fake a fall?

Sir.

I'm really not a thief.

I'm just a vlogger.

I'll return the phone to you.

Sir, look.

Do you believe me now?

I'm really not a thief.

What are you doing?

Sir.

I'm really not a thief.

It's true.

- You came to me yourself. - No, sir.

Have we met before?

Sir, I really have proof that I'm not a thief.

Let me show you.

Look.

I have an anti-pickpocket account.

You're just a random passerby that I picked.

This is to teach everyone common sense about thieves,

so you won't run into one.

It's true! The live stream viewers can vouch for me.

Look.

Look.

Am I right?

(Vlogger left for a moment. More content after the break.)

Right?

What's your name?

Wu Suo Wei.

Did you say "whatever"?

- You're so cocky. - No, sir.

My name is really Wu Suo Wei.

I have proof too. Wait.

Here's my ID card.

Look.

Your name is really Wu Suo Wei.

Yes, sir.

- It's a misunderstanding. - You've got pizzazz.

I don't.

Darn it.

Why did you throw candy at me that day?

Sir, that day, I didn't want to throw it at you.

I wanted to throw it around you...

I...

I didn't want to throw it at anyone.

Sir, I'm sorry.

It's my fault.

Sir.

Sir. Don't go, sir!

Don't.

I'll give you two choices.

You can either be this exposé vlogger and get beaten up by me...

or...

I'll confiscate your equipment.

I choose to get beaten up.

A choice has been made.

Sir.

Give it back to me, sir.

I bought it with a lot of money. Sir, give it back to me.

Sir!

Young Master Chi.

Mr. Chi, we've brought him back.

He was trying to flee the country.

Mr. Chi.

Let me explain.

Your dad brought dozens of people to the suburbs overnight.

I was so scared.

Your dad interrogated me himself.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have said anything.

Who are you trying to freaking fool?

You called the Chairman's Office.

That phone belongs to Guo Cheng Yu's lackey, right?

When the chairman drove to the suburbs,

you were already freaking gone.

Come here.

Mr. Chi.

Mr. Chi.

What do you guys think of him?

Not bad.

We all quite like him.

We all like you.

No.

You guys can have fun with him then.

I'll get going.

Mr. Chi.

Mr. Chi.

- Mr. Chi. - Be good.

- Get lost. - Mr. Chi.

Mr. Chi, I'm sorry.

Mr. Chi, it's my fault.

Mr. Chi!

Let go of me!

- Let go! - Watch them.

- Mr. Chi! - Don't let him die.

I'm sorry!

Let go of me!

Let go!

Mr. Chi!

Let me go!

(Shengshi Club)

Whose car is this?

It's in my way, you know?

Darn it!

- Darn it. - Does he know how to park?

Young Master Chi.

Is this your car?

Start driving and get lost.

Or I'll smash it.

What are you waiting for? Get lost.

Idiot.

Only a man like him deserves me.

Don't touch me.

Focus on driving.

What's wrong with you today?

Nothing.

Darn it, he's flashing his lights at me.

- Darn it. - Slow down.

Let him pass.

Wang Zhen Long.

Wake up.

Wang Zhen Long.

Say something.

Why did you tell me to come back this time?

You act as if I owe you something as soon as you're back.

I'll give you a year.

If you can't find a girlfriend, marry whoever I ask you to.

Sure,

if she's not afraid of snakes.

Do you have to have that thing with you?

Our son doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

No matter what you say now, he won't listen.

When he gets a girlfriend,

he'll know his priorities.

Right, son?

Let me ask you.

Wang's son is paralyzed from the waist down.

Do you have anything to do with it?

Who is it?

I don't know him.

You'd better not.

Come on, Green-Eyed Monster.

Let's go home and sleep.

You're leaving again?

I wonder who he got his bad temper from.

What do you think?

You're finally here.

Xiao Shuai, you're still here?

I forgot you like men.

Are you trying to avoid me...

or seduce me?

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

It's like someone owes you eight million yuan.

Don't get me started.

I can't do live streaming anymore.

My equipment was confiscated.

If you can't do it, just quit it.

Help me think.

Is there anything else I can do?

I have a relative who has a truck.

He usually just delivers stuff.

Why don't you work with them first?

You get paid per order.

And your time is flexible.

That's good.

I'm sorry.

You've recovered?

Seeing you makes me all better.

How cheesy.

You feel cold?

I've been standing here outside.

Of course I feel cold.

There's a python in my car.

I love snakes.

I'll go take a look.

This snake...

is so cute.

All right.

I can use you to deal with my dad...

and get my snakes back.

We've searched everywhere.

We're also keeping an eye on the chairman's car.

But the chairman always just goes to two places,

the office and home.

He doesn't go anywhere else.

Can they possibly be in the office?

I don't think so.

With so many snakes,

aside from having a big enclosure,

they need people to supervise them.

If they're in the office,

it won't go unnoticed.

Have you forgotten?

They built a new storage base in the office.

Xiao Wu.

Since Xiao Shuai referred you, I feel at ease.

But I have to remind you.

This batch of goods is very important.

We need the chairman's approval to unload the goods.

Don't worry.

For this batch of goods,

no one can open it.

I assure you.

Okay, I believe you.

Here.

Okay, stop.

Sir.

Here.

What's in the truck?

Open it.

Who are you?

Why should I open it for you?

The chairman said...

no one can open this batch of goods.

Mr. Chi.

- We found the snakes. - What's going on?

He works for Young Master Chi.

Just open it for him.

Who is Young Master Chi?

No one can open it.

- Why would I open it for no reason? - Here! Come on!

- You're delaying me from money. - Here.

Gang Zi.

Come, pry it open for me.

You can't open this truck!

I promised no one could open it.

Why are you yelling?

- I am not just anyone. - Come on.

Mr. Chi.

It's full of spare parts.

Didn't you say you found it?

Darn it, who told you to open my truck?

You have a truck full of spare parts.

Why are you being so mysterious?

I won't get paid this way.

And you.

Gosh.

- It's you again. - It's you again.

What do you freaking want?

You're involved in everything I do.

Who are you?

This is Mr. Chi from the Storage Department.

The Storage Department?

I don't care which department you're from.

Pay up.

- How much? - Five hundred yuan.

Gang Zi.

Pay him 5,000 yuan.

Come on, over here.

Chi Cheng!

- Mr. Chi's girlfriend is so pretty. - Yes.

She's so beautiful.

Why are you here?

I was afraid I wouldn't be able to catch you after you get off work.

- So sweet. - So sweet.

What? Are you envious?

Did you miss me?

Let's go.

Okay.

Let's go.

No wonder you've been picking a fight with me.

I messed up a few jobs because of you.

So you're Yue Yue's new boyfriend.

You're doing this for her to get back at me.

A gentleman...

will surely take revenge.