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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:52,208 ♪ I don't know why I love you 2 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:54,291 ♪ But I do 3 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:01,000 ♪ I don't know why I cry so 4 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,333 ♪ But I do 5 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,834 ♪ I only know I'm lonely 6 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:14,959 ♪ And that I want you only 7 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,333 ♪ I don't know why I love you 8 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,291 ♪ But I do 9 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,500 ♪ I can't sleep nights 10 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,208 ♪ Because I feel so restless 11 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:35,000 ♪ I don't know what to do 12 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,333 ♪ I feel so helpless 13 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:45,000 ♪ And since you've been away 14 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,875 ♪ I cry both night and day 15 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:53,166 ♪ I don't know why I love you 16 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:56,000 ♪ But I do 17 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:02,834 ♪ My days have been so lonely 18 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:07,208 ♪ My nights have been so blue 19 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:10,750 ♪ I don't know how I stand it 20 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:13,875 ♪ But I do ♪ 21 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,709 MICHAEL: $2,000. Gentleman in the stripey tie over there. 22 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:18,709 $3,000, Yvonne on the telephone. 23 00:02:18,709 --> 00:02:21,542 4,000, 5,000, 6,000, 24 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,041 7,000, 8,000. 25 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:25,709 Against the telephone at $8,000. 26 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:26,834 Against the room 27 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:29,250 at $8,000. Anyone can join in. 28 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,667 Thank you. $9,000, 10,000, 29 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,750 11,000, 12,000. 30 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:34,917 Any more? 31 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:36,000 She's still talking, 32 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,875 but now she's got her mum on the line. 33 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:40,125 So sold to you, sir, for $12,000. 34 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:43,834 You are bidder number 909. 35 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,208 Moving on. Lot number 84. 36 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,959 Uh, oil on canvas, dated 1870. 37 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:53,250 La Femme Chez Aube, which translates as, um... 38 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:56,125 Uh, woman with massive bottom. 39 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:59,041 This one is signed by Rudolph Waldemar, 40 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:01,792 authenticated by no less than Dr. Briskind, 41 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:05,583 and bidding up here at $14,000. 42 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,083 Thank you. 15 at the back. 43 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,959 16, lady left of the center aisle. 44 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,458 17, 18, 45 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,083 19, 20, 46 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:13,417 21, 47 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:15,417 22, 48 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,750 23... No more? 49 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,208 All through. 50 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,500 All done. 51 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,291 And... Yes, thank you, sir. 52 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:24,375 New bidder. 53 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:27,166 Gentleman on the left of the aisle. $24,000. 54 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,709 Not really. It's a cruel joke. 55 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,792 So... 56 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,291 Sold to you, sir, for $23,000, 57 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:35,333 or $11,500 per buttock. 58 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,083 Lot number 85. 59 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:41,166 German school. Od und Kleer das Meer. 60 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,125 Right. 61 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,333 Well, this is very embarrassing, ladies and gentlemen. 62 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:55,917 It now turns out that Lot 85 through to the end of your catalog are, in fact, 63 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:57,458 not actually here. 64 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:58,792 Um, delivery problem. 65 00:03:58,792 --> 00:04:00,834 If it's any consolation, we feel 66 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:03,125 as stupid as I'm sure we look. 67 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,333 Thank you very much. 68 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:10,917 It's a nightmare. We are a laughingstock. I'm a laughingstock. 69 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,500 They just showed up. The trucks? 70 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,542 Yeah. Oh, lovely. 71 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:14,792 Just in time for the end of the auction. 72 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,166 Will you remind me to thank them? 73 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:18,250 Listen, Helen, everything's fixed for tonight, yeah? Yes. 74 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,500 Great. The reservation, flowers, did you do all that stuff? 75 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,625 Yes. All taken care of. 76 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:25,166 Brilliant. Thank you so much. Thanks. 77 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:28,458 Um, listen, you don't think... 78 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,959 Three months is too soon, do you? 79 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:33,208 You know, I haven't even met her family yet. 80 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,750 I mean, what do you think, as a woman? 81 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,041 As a woman? Yeah. 82 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:37,125 Very risky. 83 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,583 Right. Well, thanks. 84 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,333 That's, uh... Made me feel a lot better. 85 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:45,166 All right, so let me get this straight. 86 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,166 You've brought me just under half the paintings, 87 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,709 just over two weeks late 88 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,959 for the fifth time this year. 89 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:53,500 You gonna sign, or do we take it all back? 90 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,083 That's it, is it? That's your response to this? 91 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:00,250 All right, guys, load it up. 92 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,750 MAN: Load 'em up. I'll sign. Lovely. 93 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,333 Thank you so much. You've been a huge help. 94 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,500 Note. Call Better Business Bureau. 95 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,417 Other note. 96 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:11,709 Seek lost testicles. 97 00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:14,083 Michael. Need a lift? 98 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,041 Oh, Philip. It's very nice of you, no. 99 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,917 I'm actually gonna pick up Gina from her school. 100 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,000 So... That's fine. 101 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,041 We're going that way. Hop in. 102 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:23,208 Now, then, do you know Mr. Morganson? 103 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,208 Michael Felgate. 104 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,000 Oh, yeah. Very nice to meet you. 105 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,709 We're very excited that you might be thinking of us 106 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:31,041 for your father's collection. Yes. 107 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:33,917 Mr. Morganson was at today's sale. 108 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,083 Ah, well, not typical, 109 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,083 if I may say so, but, uh... 110 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,750 You know, having said that, I think every auction house 111 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,583 in New York has these little delivery hiccups sometimes. 112 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,542 Sotheby's doesn't seem to. 113 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:49,417 Right. 114 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:53,625 (ON AN EVENING IN ROMA BY DEAN MARTIN PLAYING) 115 00:05:57,166 --> 00:06:00,792 Michael, I heard about tonight. 116 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:01,792 Best of luck. 117 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,291 Thanks. 118 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,667 ♪ Down each avenue or via 119 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:14,792 ♪ Street or strada ♪ 120 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,000 All right, do it again. 121 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,125 GINA: Oh, don't laugh. 122 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:27,959 BOY: Whoa, you're dangerous! 123 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:29,625 BOY: Okay, show me that again. 124 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:31,625 ♪ On each lover's arm a girl 125 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,291 ♪ I wish I knew ♪ 126 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,834 STUDENTS: Whoo! 127 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:40,000 WOMAN: Go, girl! 128 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:41,583 Hi. 129 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:42,917 Hi. 130 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,959 So, where are we going? 131 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:46,166 I am unable to tell you, 132 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,959 but I will tell you it's somewhere very special. 133 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:49,166 Good-bye. WOMAN: All right! 134 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,208 STUDENTS: Bye! 135 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:51,291 Bye, Miss Vitale. 136 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,917 MICHAEL: And we're late. Run. 137 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,500 ♪ So meet me in the plaza 138 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,083 ♪ Near your casa 139 00:06:56,083 --> 00:07:02,000 ♪ I am only one, and one is much too few 140 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,625 ♪ On an evening in Roma ♪ 141 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,375 Please, don't. 142 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,667 What 143 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:11,291 Just stop. 144 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:14,583 Just stop. Otherwise I can't go on. 145 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:15,667 Just run normally. 146 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,542 I am running normally. 147 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,625 Oh, oh, right, I'm sorry. 148 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:25,458 I thought... You know... 149 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,750 Well, I guess I haven't seen you run before, 150 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,542 and I thought you were doing a funny run. 151 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:31,250 A funny run? 152 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,625 That's my run. 153 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,166 What time is it? 154 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:41,041 Uh, we're now 25 minutes late. 155 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,333 We'll have lost our reservation. What do you think? 156 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:46,291 I can't think. I'm much too hurt about my run. 157 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,041 We'll go somewhere else, and, um, let's walk. 158 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:53,709 MICHAEL: Thanks. 159 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,875 Are you okay? 160 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,875 You look a little fishy. No, I'm fine. 161 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:05,417 So, look, how was last night? 162 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,917 Fine. The usual. 163 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,542 Your dad okay? 164 00:08:09,542 --> 00:08:11,041 Yeah, he's great. 165 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,709 Michael. 166 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:14,917 I'm sorry. 167 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:18,083 I want you to meet him and Ritchie. It's just-- 168 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:20,375 I know. You're ashamed of me. I talk funny. 169 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,917 My hair's unusually fluffy. 170 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:23,792 Just give me time. 171 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,458 Well, at least tell me what his restaurant's called. 172 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:27,458 Then I could sneak in in a beard or something. 173 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:30,750 It's called The La Trattoria. 174 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:33,250 You mean La Trattoria. 175 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,208 Mmm, no. 176 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,542 The La Trattoria means The The Trattoria. 177 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:40,709 I know. 178 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,417 Interesting. 179 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,917 Well, look, I've got to go to the the bathroom, 180 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,875 and I'll be back in a sec. 181 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,166 Hi. 182 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,709 I was wondering if you could help me out 183 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,000 with a special arrangement. 184 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,250 I've got this fortune, and I wondered 185 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:10,667 if you could stick it in one of your fortune cookies. 186 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,750 MICHAEL: Thank you. 187 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,083 Welcome. 188 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,083 Thanks. 189 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,083 Thank you. 190 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,125 Welcome. 191 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,125 Uh... 192 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:26,625 I think she wants you to pay now. 193 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,000 OWNER: No. 194 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,959 You eat cookie. 195 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,166 No, it's... 196 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,375 Looks like we better eat our cookies. 197 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:41,458 Uh... 198 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,166 "You like Chinese food." 199 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,291 GINA: Well, that's spooky. 200 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:47,709 You gonna check yours? 201 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,375 Oh, no, I'm gonna save it for later. 202 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,959 Eat cookie. 203 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,000 That's all right. I'm sure she will 204 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,375 when she's ready. No. You have it. 205 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,000 No. You eat cookie. 206 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,417 I don't want to. 207 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,792 Eat cookie! No, I'm not hungry. 208 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,458 Gina, you know, I think the best thing is to play along. 209 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,333 No, I don't feel like taking orders from a waitress. 210 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,792 OWNER: Not waitress, owner! 211 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,166 Eat fuckin' cookie! 212 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,500 This woman is insane. 213 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,834 Gina, do you love me? 214 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,667 Yeah. Do you trust me? 215 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,667 Yeah. 216 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,166 Then eat the cookie. 217 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,208 "Good fences make good neighbors." Hmm? 218 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,875 Oh, my god, Jeffrey! 219 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,583 Oh, uh, yes! 220 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,250 The answer is yes! What? 221 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,291 What? Oh, my god, honey! 222 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,333 I can't... Excuse me. 223 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,375 JEFFREY: What are you talking about? 224 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,083 I am so sorry. There's been a mistake. 225 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,542 That's actually your one. 226 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,709 It's quite true, too. 227 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,542 This is what you're meant to have. 228 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,208 And, um... 229 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,000 This. 230 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,250 Ta-da. 231 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,250 Oh, my god. 232 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,709 OWNER: Two carat. 233 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,000 How much money? What you pay? 234 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,583 We could really use some privacy here, thanks. 235 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:12,917 Please, just give us a moment. Not waitress. 236 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,542 Owner. My restaurant. I know. 237 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,709 Go away. 238 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,041 Michael, my god. 239 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,083 I don't know what to say. 240 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,500 Well, I thought what she said 241 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,834 was pretty good. Don't touch me! 242 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,625 Obviously you could leave out the "Jeffrey" bit. 243 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,417 I can't. Sorry. 244 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,750 I'm so sorry. I... It's just... 245 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,917 JIMMY: Hey, Michael. 246 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:18,792 Hi, Jimmy, listen, did Gina just come back? 247 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:21,500 Yeah, she came back, all right, crying her eyes out. 248 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,125 She packed her bag and ran straight back out again. 249 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:25,667 What the hell you been doing to her? 250 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,000 I, um... 251 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,417 Asked her to marry me. 252 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,041 No. 253 00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,458 Are you kidding me? 254 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,542 Hey! Right. 255 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,291 Hey! 256 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,583 Come here, you. 257 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,000 That is great. Jimmy... 258 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,500 She didn't, by any chance, say where she was going, did she? 259 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,291 I think she went to her dad's house. 260 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:48,667 You don't have that address, by any chance? No, I don't. 261 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,834 But you could ask him. 262 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,500 He's got a restaurant right around the block. 263 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,959 Corner of Mulberry. 264 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,375 Oh, right, the, um, La Trattoria. 265 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,500 That's the one. 266 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,250 Hey! 267 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,917 You dog, you! 268 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,125 I'm a bit of a dog. Thanks so much, Jim. 269 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,333 Hey, all the best, huh? 270 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:16,291 MAN: Hello? Hi. It's Jimmy. 271 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,542 Is Mr. Vitale in? 272 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:20,667 Yeah, I got some great news for him. 273 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,750 (ELISIR BY PAOLO CONTE PLAYING) 274 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,583 (THEME FROM A SUMMER PLACE PLAYING) 275 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,375 Excuse me. 276 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,083 I was hoping you might be able to tell me-- 277 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,750 Hey, you're Michael. 278 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,417 Yeah. I'm Ritchie. 279 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,417 Oh, right. Hi. 280 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,959 Yeah, great to meet you. 281 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,250 You look a lot like Gina. Huh. 282 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,959 You don't look like her at all. 283 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,875 I'll go get my dad. 284 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,542 Oh, no, that's okay. Um... 285 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,417 I just needed his home address. 286 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,250 You're Gina's guy, right? 287 00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:27,083 Right, yeah. 288 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,291 You own that auction house. Uh, well, no. 289 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,417 I just run it for the owner, actually. 290 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,959 Interesting line of business. 291 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,959 What's the deal with that? 292 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,458 You get to pick the paintings? 293 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,667 MICHAEL: Uh, I used to. 294 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,959 Now I just get to pick fights with truck drivers. 295 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:45,041 Delivery problems, huh? Right, yeah. 296 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,166 WOMAN: You know, I, um... 297 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,291 I love art. 298 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,458 Uh Yeah. 299 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,792 What's that supposed to mean? 300 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,291 Johnny, it don't mean nothing. 301 00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,917 Vinnie. What did I say? 302 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,625 JOHNNY: You know what you said. 303 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,458 What, do you like the guy? You find him attractive 304 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,500 For Christ's sakes, Johnny. 305 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,792 There's something going on here, Vinnie! 306 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,417 Nothing's going on! 307 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:04,458 VITO: Gianni! 308 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,458 Piglia la macchina. 309 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,875 I apologize. 310 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,291 My son is very emotional. 311 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Artistic. 312 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,166 I think you understand. 313 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,500 Yeah, absolutely. 314 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,458 Um... 315 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,417 Look, I hate to disturb Mr. Vitale when he's busy. 316 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,166 I was just wondering, does anyone here have his home-- 317 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,667 Michael. 318 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,709 MICHAEL: Mr. Vitale. 319 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,000 My God. 320 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,875 Michael, finally. 321 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,333 You know, Gina keeps telling me how busy you are, 322 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,667 but, uh, hey, better late than never, right? 323 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,875 Right. 324 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,375 So, did you meet everyone? 325 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,625 Yeah, I think so. 326 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,667 FRANK: Vinnie. How you doin'? 327 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,458 MR. VITALE: Carmine. Louie. 328 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,583 And this is Uncle Vito. 329 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,250 A pleasure. MICHAEL: Likewise, yeah. 330 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,542 So, yeah, right, are you mostly family, then? 331 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,166 Mostly. Ah. 332 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,709 (PLAYS SISTER SLEDGE'S WE ARE FAMILY) 333 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,041 You two should talk. 334 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,709 Right. Good, good, good. This way? 335 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,041 Hey, good luck with them trucks. 336 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:15,291 Thanks. Look, Mr. Vitale, it's really nice to meet you at last, 337 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,917 but I actually just dropped by to ask you a question. 338 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,000 Is that right Yeah. 339 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,166 I think I have an idea what that question might be. 340 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,125 You do? 341 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,709 But if we're gonna do this right, 342 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,250 don't you think we should get to know each other a little first? 343 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,709 Uh, yeah. I suppose so. Good. 344 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,542 You know something, Michael? 345 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:39,834 I think I'm gonna like you. 346 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,667 I believe very deeply in first impressions. 347 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,417 I fell in love with my wife at first sight. 348 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,291 And the minute they showed that, uh... 349 00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:48,333 That Charles Manson on the news, 350 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,750 I said, "I know this guy's up to no good." 351 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,125 Now I see you for the first time, and... 352 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,959 I know you love my daughter. 353 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,709 Look, Mr. Vitale, here's the thing-- Ah! 354 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,458 Frank. Frank. 355 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,500 I-- Listen, come on. I want to show you something. 356 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,291 For Christ's sakes, Ritchie, I can't hear myself think! 357 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,333 What's wrong with you? 358 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,250 I don't know! 359 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,583 ♪ We are family 360 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,250 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ya ♪ 361 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,834 Kid's got a 174 IQ, and what do you get? 362 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:22,208 An idiot. I mean, he's my son, and I love him. 363 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,166 And I wish there was another word. There isn't. 364 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,792 Mr. Vitale, do you have a bathroom? 365 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,750 Yeah, down the hall there. You can't miss it. 366 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,458 Come upstairs when you're through. Yeah. 367 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,834 Take a look at this. 368 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,375 MICHAEL: Um, Mr. Vitale... Yeah. 369 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,208 There's a man in the freezer. 370 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,000 I know. Maintenance. 371 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:28,875 Come here, come here. Come here. 372 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,625 You, uh, you recognize this person? 373 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,291 The best student they ever had. 374 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,375 Here she is with her mother. 375 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,625 Gina has her eyes, you'll notice. 376 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,333 About a week after this day, 377 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,041 her mother passed away. 378 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:51,166 And a week after that, Gina was back at school studying harder than before 379 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:54,417 and coming home every night trying to take care of me and Ritchie. 380 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,750 Oh, she's still doing it. 381 00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,917 I apologize. 382 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,208 But, uh, 383 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,542 as you may have guessed, I am, uh... 384 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,041 Crazy about my Gina. 385 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,125 Oh, my god. I am so thrilled 386 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:16,333 that she met someone who knows exactly how she deserves to be treated. 387 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,542 Right. 388 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:18,583 Like a fuckin' princess. 389 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,959 Right. You know, Mr. Vitale, 390 00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:25,458 I think I should really tell you about what happened tonight. 391 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:29,625 Whoa, Michael. I, uh, I got a confession to make. 392 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,041 I already know. 393 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,959 Oh, you do? Her doorman called me. 394 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,250 Oh, no, no-- 395 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,750 When he called with the good news, 396 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,417 I knew. 397 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,083 This Michael, he's a gentleman. 398 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,750 He's coming to ask for my daughter's hand. 399 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,542 So, go ahead. 400 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,667 May I... 401 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,542 Please have your daughter's hand in marriage... 402 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,291 Mr. Vitale? 403 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,750 Uh... 404 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,583 Frank? 405 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,000 Dad. Dad. 406 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,959 Yes. 407 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:13,959 Ah, what a kid. 408 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:15,792 Yeah! 409 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,500 I'm sleeping, Daddy. 410 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,166 Gina? 411 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,000 It's me. 412 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,291 Oh! 413 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,291 I love you so much. 414 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,000 I love you. 415 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,041 Then why did you have to do this? 416 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:54,709 Everything was perfect. 417 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,500 Why did you have to go and ruin it? 418 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,542 I didn't mean to. 419 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,250 I just thought, you know-- 420 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,542 No, I know, and I do. 421 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,125 I do so much. 422 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:10,417 Well, then, that's great. That's fantastic. 423 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:14,333 But I can't. I... I just can't! 424 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,875 Gina, I'm not following. I... 425 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,125 What's happening? 426 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,000 I can't talk about this in the house. 427 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,041 No. 428 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,333 So where are we going? 429 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,458 Out. 430 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,834 Right. Nowhere too dressy, I hope. 431 00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:39,166 Uh, Gina. Ugh! 432 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,709 I can't marry you because of my father. 433 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,542 Your father? 434 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,208 Gina... 435 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,041 I just met your father. 436 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,083 I loved him. 437 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,792 Yeah, well, I needed this address, 438 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,792 so I went to The The Trattoria. 439 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,208 I met some of your relations. 440 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,542 Okay. 441 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,709 Keep walking. 442 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,875 So, who'd you meet? 443 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:08,750 Nice Uncle Vito? 444 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:09,875 Yeah. 445 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,250 Full name, Vito Graziosi. That ring any bells? 446 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,166 Was it boxing? 447 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,709 Vito "The Butcher" Graziosi. 448 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:19,583 He's the head of the Graziosi crime family. 449 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,250 Did you meet Johnny? 450 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:25,667 Johnny Graziosi. He just finished eight years in Sing Sing for loansharking. 451 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,750 Vinnie? Vinnie "The Shrimp" D'Agostino? 452 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,417 20 years for double murder! 453 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,333 Do you get the picture now? 454 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,542 I don't understand. Are you saying your... 455 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:39,458 Your dad's some kind of mob caterer? 456 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,917 My father was in prison till I was eight, Michael. 457 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,417 He's one of them. 458 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:54,083 Wow. 459 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,333 Just keep walking. 460 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,875 Oh, I should have told you months ago. 461 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:07,000 Or, I mean, just walked away. I mean, normally I would have, 462 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,458 but... But I couldn't because I was so happy. 463 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,834 Wait, listen. I don't want to marry your father-- 464 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:14,291 But you will, Michael, whether you like it or not. 465 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,041 Him and his friends. 466 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,291 And I can't let that happen to you because I love you, 467 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:21,208 and everything they touch ends up spoiled and corrupted. 468 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:22,542 Wait a minute. This is ridiculous. 469 00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:26,667 For a start, I might not be corruptible. 470 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,709 It's a little favor, a tiny lie, and you're theirs. 471 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,417 Believe me, I've seen it. 472 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:34,125 No, I'm sorry, it's just... 473 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,625 It's just over, Michael. 474 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:42,041 Well, no. 475 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,834 I'm sorry, but I've waited all my life to find 476 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:48,750 someone I love as much as I love you. 477 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,792 I'm just not gonna let... 478 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:53,500 This or anyone come between us. 479 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,875 Not Vito The Butcher or Vinnie The Baker 480 00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:00,500 or anyone involved in any kind of food preparation. 481 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,333 That's it. End of story. 482 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,000 But you don't know how clever they are. 483 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,041 No, but you do, presumably, and you can tell me. We can do this together. 484 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,125 Completely together? 485 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,542 Completely. 486 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:15,542 I swear. 487 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,709 Now just give in. 488 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,583 Marry me. 489 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:26,542 Yeah. 490 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:28,041 Yes! 491 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:34,500 WOMAN: Smile. You're engaged. 492 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,750 Great. Now just Gina and Michael. 493 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,083 Over here, I think. Thank you. 494 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,041 MAN: Happy engagement, you guys! 495 00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:42,375 Okay, okay. 496 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,667 Say "cheese." Cheese. 497 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,959 Congratulations. You're right. He does talk funny. 498 00:24:45,959 --> 00:24:48,208 Carol, you're really getting into this. 499 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,875 I know, I know. 500 00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:54,875 My therapist suggested it as a way to get over my little blip. 501 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,709 I know. I think it's really working. 502 00:24:56,709 --> 00:25:02,250 I feel terrific. Especially tonight. I am so happy for you guys. 503 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,125 Excuse me. 504 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,959 Bad breakup. Long story. 505 00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:10,250 Oh! 506 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,291 Let's go say hello to Uncle Vito. 507 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:13,291 Come on. 508 00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:15,458 Here we go. 509 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:16,917 Hey! 510 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,250 Molte grazie. 511 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,125 Hey, Uncle Vito. 512 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:29,125 Hey, kid. 513 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,917 Don't you look beautiful. 514 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,750 Ah. 515 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,583 Always so beautiful. Oh. 516 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,000 You're like a flower. 517 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,041 Well, you, too, Uncle Vito. 518 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,917 This is so nice of you. We were really planning something much smaller. 519 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,000 Oh, yes, thank you. 520 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,166 Niente. 521 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,417 Your school. 522 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,458 How is everything? 523 00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:51,959 It's pretty good. 524 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:53,542 Only two shootings last week. 525 00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:56,333 Jesus Christ. It's got me sick with worry. 526 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,834 Why do you want to worry your father? 527 00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,125 You wanna transfer? 528 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,959 I have a friend of a friend in the supervisor's office. 529 00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:04,667 Thank you. I'll let you know. 530 00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:08,166 So... 531 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,333 Michael. 532 00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,959 Are your family coming over for the wedding? Ah, well. 533 00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:16,166 No. I, uh-- Michael's an orphan. 534 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,166 He was. 535 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:20,458 I'm sorry to hear that. 536 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:22,250 Mmm. 537 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,625 Tell me, Michael. 538 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,792 I'm interested to know. 539 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,083 Coming from a foreign culture, 540 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:31,542 you must have a different perspective on all these killings. 541 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:36,792 Well, um... 542 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,166 Yeah, to speak honestly, 543 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,333 I can't say I really approve, 544 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,417 but my understanding is that it's all 545 00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:50,000 part of your business, and that people only get killed 546 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,625 who bring it on themselves. 547 00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,375 Um... 548 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,834 The... The killings at Gina's high school. 549 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,667 I'm against them. 550 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,041 Ah! 551 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:09,750 Uh, Vito, what do you say we show him around the house a little? 552 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:18,917 VITO: 250,000. 553 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:20,834 You think it's worth that? 554 00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:22,917 Well, like I say, that's the great thing about an auction. 555 00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:26,875 Uh, you know, an object is worth whatever anyone is willing to pay for it. 556 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:29,834 That's an interesting perspective. 557 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,625 Now... 558 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,375 Tell me what you think of this one. 559 00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:39,542 You like it? 560 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:46,250 MICHAEL: Wow. It's very... 561 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,125 Intriguing, isn't it? 562 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:52,917 Tell me, why does Jesus have a machine gun there? 563 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,709 VITO: It's symbolic. 564 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:56,041 You have to ask Johnny. 565 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:59,125 He does them as part of his therapy. MICHAEL: Uh 566 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,709 You have a very gifted son, Vito. 567 00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:03,000 FRANK: No two ways about it. 568 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,208 MICHAEL: Well, I must say, I like the way the... 569 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,709 Blood sort of oozes out of his-- 570 00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:09,083 I, uh, I like that, too. Cranium. 571 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,750 Yeah. He's a very talented kid, 572 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,417 wouldn't you say, Michael? Yes, yes, I think he... 573 00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,709 He certainly has something. 574 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,458 Grazie. 575 00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:21,083 I'm flattered that you like it. 576 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,834 Uh, listen, Michael. 577 00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:25,375 We should talk. 578 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:28,417 I have friends in various fields 579 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:29,917 that would be delighted 580 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,500 to help a friend of mine. 581 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:35,917 Well, um... 582 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:37,417 That's extremely kind of you, 583 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:40,834 but I've always had this silly thing 584 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,750 about standing on my own two feet in business. 585 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,125 I hope... 586 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,333 You understand. 587 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,917 Of course. 588 00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:59,333 I respect your feeling. 589 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,959 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING IN OTHER ROOM) 590 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,500 ♪ You're nobody 591 00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:18,375 ♪ Till somebody loves you ♪ 592 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,500 I'm so proud of you. 593 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,000 No. You see, I am so proud of you. 594 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,917 No, you. No, you. 595 00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,500 Oh, shut up. All right. 596 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,458 CAROL: Perfect. 597 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,375 I am so happy for you. 598 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,417 One more. 599 00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:41,000 FRANK: ♪ Go find yourself 600 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,500 ♪ Somebody to love ♪ 601 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,875 Talk to Helen about tonight's catalog. 602 00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:06,000 Uh, rent Goodfellas, Casino, Godfather I, II, III. 603 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,709 Excuse me. Can I help you? 604 00:30:12,834 --> 00:30:15,625 How much is this one? 605 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:18,542 On this, the reserve is 30,000, I think. Mmm. 606 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:24,542 That being, of course, the opening bid on tonight's auction. 607 00:30:24,542 --> 00:30:25,875 Oh. 608 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,792 Do you have much experience when it comes to buying art? 609 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:33,500 No, but I hear it can be a good investment. 610 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,291 Yes. 611 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:39,375 My father recently died... 612 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,959 And left me some money. 613 00:30:42,959 --> 00:30:44,417 Your father? 614 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,750 That must have been a terrible shock. 615 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:49,625 You know, if, um... 616 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:51,750 You're just looking for something beautiful to put on your wall, 617 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,375 you might like to think about a mirror. 618 00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,125 Oh... You. 619 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,583 I really want a painting. 620 00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:05,333 Yeah. Michael. Can I have a word? 621 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,250 One moment. I tell you what. 622 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:11,208 Tonight, if there's a nice painting going for less than it's really worth, 623 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,750 perhaps we could work out a way 624 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,583 in which I could let you know about it. 625 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,750 Ooh, you mean like a signal? 626 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,250 Exactly. 627 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,500 Listen. I have an important potential client I have to talk to, 628 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,792 so I'm gonna leave Helen here 629 00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:25,625 to work out the exact details of this with you. 630 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,291 Um, where is he? Not here yet, 631 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,291 but the trucks are. 632 00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:32,500 Well, that means they're early. Yeah. Incredible, huh? 633 00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:35,083 Fantastic. Okay. 634 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:36,125 Bye. 635 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,834 Hello. What? 636 00:31:46,959 --> 00:31:47,959 So that's everything. 637 00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:50,500 MAN: Yes, sir, all 44 pieces. 638 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,125 I just want you to know if I've said anything 639 00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,959 or done anything in the past that in any way 640 00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:56,625 offended you, I'm, uh... 641 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,041 Very deeply sorry. 642 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:02,000 Ah. 643 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,500 Well, uh, thanks. 644 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500 Michael. 645 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,500 Michael. 646 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,166 Are you okay? Sorry. 647 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:18,625 Yes, yes, I'm fine. 648 00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:23,125 Just, this morning's delivery was complete and on time. 649 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:24,500 It was a bit of a shock. 650 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:25,917 I can imagine. 651 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:27,583 Now, Morganson's here. 652 00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:30,166 So I thought that you could soften him up a bit, 653 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,333 and then I'll move in for the kill. 654 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,208 Absolutely. 655 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:34,792 Lovely. 656 00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:38,625 We do like to think that we can match Sotheby's in the two qualities 657 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,333 most important to any auction house. 658 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:44,166 One being, obviously, a tradition of unquestioned respectability. 659 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,250 And the other being, um... 660 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,542 For want of a better word, 661 00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:49,583 shall we say class? 662 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,667 Well, I know Mr. Cromwell is anxious to talk to you. 663 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:08,208 I'm sorry, Michael. I'm confused. What's the problem? 664 00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:09,208 Well, Mr. Graziosi 665 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:11,792 wants me to auction it for $50,000. 666 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:14,875 No one... I mean, people would pay $50,000 667 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:17,750 just to avoid being in the same room as this thing. Michael, please. 668 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:21,959 Your trucks show up on time for the first time in God knows how long. 669 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,667 And you... You get to give a little happiness 670 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,208 to an important friend. 671 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:28,083 So, I mean, what's the matter with you? I thought you'd be happy. 672 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,291 No. Mr. Vitale-- 673 00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:30,709 No. Dad. No, 674 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,875 you don't understand. This is exactly what Gina said would happen. 675 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,041 This is her... I mean, if she even found out 676 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,208 that this thing had been sent over here-- 677 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,250 Gina. You're early. 678 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,542 Hi. 679 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:42,250 Just on the phone with your dad. GINA: Oh, let me talk. 680 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,291 Yeah. 681 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,250 Hey, you. Ah. Oh, oh. 682 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,500 Mmm. Daddy, you got my message? 683 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,625 Great. And everything's okay for tomorrow? 684 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:54,917 And tomorrow at noon's ok for the fittings? 685 00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:56,083 Okay, well, here's the deal. 686 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,875 Now, I'm gonna be there, 687 00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,709 and Carol is gonna come along, too, to take photos. 688 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,792 No. She's doing the whole wedding, so be nice. 689 00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:07,583 Okay, now, we have to talk about the wedding reception. 690 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,291 Gina! Whoo. 691 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:12,667 Now, I know you and mom used Louie's, 692 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,208 but... 693 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,959 Hold on. 694 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,959 No! 695 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:26,917 We do have two key attributes for which, in this business, there is no substitute. 696 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:28,000 The first being, obviously, 697 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,750 a tradition of unparalleled respectability. 698 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:32,792 And the other being, shall we say, 699 00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:34,083 for want of a better word... 700 00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:39,667 Uh, we'll come back later. 701 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,667 MICHAEL: Right. 702 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,458 Fine. You know what, Daddy? We have to go. 703 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,500 Okay, I love you, too. 704 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,333 He wants to say bye. 705 00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:53,792 Yeah? 706 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,500 FRANK: Look, it's gonna be okay. 707 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,375 Uh, you put the thing up for auction. 708 00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,834 It don't sell. Gina will never know. 709 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:02,667 Oh, I don't think I can do that. 710 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,208 Um, listen. 711 00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,041 This favor... If you don't do it, 712 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,583 it's really not that great. 713 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:11,125 I mean, not for you, and to be honest with you, not for me. 714 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:13,333 So, we'll just do it this once, 715 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,125 and I'll talk to Vito and explain, uh... 716 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:19,333 How in the future you two would prefer to go it alone, okay? 717 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:21,583 Is that a promise, Dad? 718 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:22,834 Yeah, that's a promise. 719 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,500 Fabulous. 720 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,041 Noon tomorrow, then, it is. Okay, bye. 721 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,375 What is wrong with you? 722 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:32,959 Yeah. Yeah. 723 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:34,250 You... Come here. 724 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:40,083 Yeah. 725 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,000 MAN ON TREADMILL: I swear to God, Frankie, I ain't got the money! 726 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:47,000 All right. Now I gotta put you on mountain climb. 727 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,875 We worked out the signals. 728 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,458 What? With the old lady. 729 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,041 If you want her to start bidding, you cough. 730 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,208 Okay, easy enough. 731 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,750 If you want her to stop bidding, 732 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,709 you just say "ha." 733 00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:13,792 Fine. 734 00:36:13,792 --> 00:36:15,083 What 735 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:16,917 "Ha." 736 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:17,959 "Ha"? 737 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,750 Okay. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 738 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:26,959 And welcome to "Portraiture, 1450-1750." 739 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:42,750 And down it goes, then, at $25,000 to bidder number 977. 740 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,667 And so to our final piece of the evening 741 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:51,667 and, um, a last-minute addition to your catalog, 742 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,583 lot number 277-A, 743 00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:58,375 oil on canvas, signed by the artist. 744 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,125 The Road to Damascus 745 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:02,291 by Jonathan Graziosi. 746 00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:07,834 This item has a reserve of $50,000. 747 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,625 50,000, anyone? 748 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:11,458 No? Oh, well, too bad, then. 749 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,250 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 750 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:15,125 That concludes the business for to-- 751 00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:17,959 Was that... 752 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:24,375 We have $50,000. 753 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:28,333 $50,000. 754 00:37:29,709 --> 00:37:30,834 55, anyone? 755 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:39,125 All through, all done, then, at $50,000 to bidder number 235. 756 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,583 And, uh, I believe that's a record for a Graziosi. 757 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:46,458 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and, uh, good night. 758 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,959 Michael... 759 00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:57,291 You snuck that last one in on me, didn't you? 760 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:59,333 Yes, I'm afraid so. I'm sorry. I-- 761 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,041 Do that more often. 762 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,750 Congratulations. 763 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,041 Quite a painting you have for yourself, sir. 764 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:06,917 Thank you, I appreciate that. 765 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,875 I'm sorry. Have we, um... 766 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:10,166 Met somewhere? 767 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,834 I don't believe so. 768 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,917 But may I ask, do either of you gentlemen enjoy steak? 769 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,542 Very much so. 770 00:38:16,542 --> 00:38:19,417 University and 9th. I'm very proud of it. 771 00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:22,000 Uh, thanks. Hang on. CARLA: Oh! Do I know you? 772 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,917 JOHNNY: You'll have to keep your hands to yourself. 773 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,750 Michael. 774 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,083 Mille grazie. 775 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:30,083 You make me very proud and Johnny very happy. 776 00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:32,125 CARLA: Honey, really. It's... It's... 777 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,417 There's something's going on here. 778 00:38:33,417 --> 00:38:34,583 MAN: Hey, Johnny, come on. 779 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,041 All right, I-- Nothing's going on. 780 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,375 Yeah, I don't like your face. 781 00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,792 MICHAEL: Hello, Frank? It's Michael. 782 00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,458 I've been trying to get you since last night. 783 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,792 Listen, it sold. 784 00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:51,166 Did you know that the painting actually sold? 785 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:52,917 Right on. I heard. That's great. 786 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,083 Did you talk to, um... 787 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,000 Your friend? I mean, that is it, right? 788 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,709 Finito, no more favors? Trust me, Michael. 789 00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:03,208 Hey, it's gonna be okay. Great. 790 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,250 Wait, wait, sorry. 791 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,750 It is, or... Or it's going to be? 792 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,792 Hello Frank? 793 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,333 Sorry, gotta go. See you at the tailor. 794 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:18,458 Excuse me. 795 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,125 What's going on? 796 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,250 Big fire over on 72nd Street. 797 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,583 What, is it a restaurant or something? 798 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,875 Nah, I don't know. Some art place. 799 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:28,583 Sotheby's? 800 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:30,417 That's it. 801 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:03,667 HELEN: Michael... 802 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,792 There are some men here to see you from the FBI. 803 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:10,792 Good. 804 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:12,667 Good, good. 805 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,792 MICHAEL: We often sell works by first-time artists. 806 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,667 I, uh, don't see how this time is any different. 807 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:22,917 The difference is... 808 00:40:22,917 --> 00:40:24,875 That this painting was bought by a restaurant owner 809 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:28,291 who owed the artist's father $50,000. 810 00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:29,709 LEWIS: It's a setup. You get it? 811 00:40:29,709 --> 00:40:31,500 They bought it from themselves. 812 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,750 MICHAEL: I don't understand. 813 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,959 If someone buys your painting for 50,000, 814 00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:37,583 you make 50,000, but if they already owed you the money, 815 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,875 you make nothing. It's called money laundering. 816 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:41,917 Ah. 817 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:43,125 LEWIS: You mind? 818 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,709 Not at all, no. 819 00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:48,250 They do it through car washes, 820 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:50,959 restaurants, bars, and last night, through you. 821 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,500 Have you at any time come into contact 822 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500 with anyone who you thought might be connected 823 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,542 with organized crime of any kind? 824 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,041 Absolutely not. 825 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,000 CONNELL: You sure about that? 826 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:08,667 I am positive. 827 00:41:29,709 --> 00:41:31,417 Are we okay to see Michael? 828 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:33,417 Oh, he's in with the FBI. 829 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,500 Ah. Lovely. 830 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,083 Hmm. Perhaps later, then. 831 00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:40,417 Have you had lunch? 832 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:41,583 Ah. 833 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,792 Well, thank you very much indeed for the warning. 834 00:41:47,792 --> 00:41:50,000 And, uh, if anything like this crops up again, 835 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,583 I'll certainly be in touch. 836 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,125 CONNELL: We'd appreciate that. 837 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,917 We're dealing with something pretty ugly here. 838 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:57,917 Here's my card. 839 00:41:57,917 --> 00:41:59,083 Thank you. 840 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,250 And, uh... Thank you. 841 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,625 Oh, those. Thank you. 842 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,959 Michael... 843 00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:07,834 Gina is in reception. 844 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:08,917 Good. Thank you. 845 00:42:09,959 --> 00:42:11,041 Michael. 846 00:42:11,041 --> 00:42:14,542 I know what you're thinkin'. It's okay. Relax. 847 00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:16,166 MAN: Mr. Felgate... 848 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,291 Where did you want this? 849 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,291 In my office. Thank you. 850 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:25,333 Quick as you can. 851 00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:31,208 (ACHILLE TOGLIANI'S VIOLINO TZIGANO PLAYING) 852 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,291 WOMAN: Yeah. 853 00:42:33,709 --> 00:42:36,083 It turns out that Vito and Johnny 854 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,792 are taking more of a liking to the idea 855 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:41,250 than any of us had perhaps originally anticipated. That's all. 856 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,041 God Almighty! It's out of control. 857 00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:44,250 You can't control it, can you? 858 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,792 No. Listen, now. It is not out of control. 859 00:42:46,792 --> 00:42:49,333 Well, I have to tell Gina. I have to tell her. 860 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,500 Look, tonight... 861 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,583 Tonight is your last auction of the season, right? 862 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,000 Look, all you have to do is keep Gina away from there. 863 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,542 Sell a painting, go on your honeymoon. 864 00:42:56,542 --> 00:42:57,875 Hey, by the time you come back, 865 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,000 I swear, everything will be taken care of, I swear. 866 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I am not lying to Gina. I'm not doing it. 867 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,458 I have to tell her. 868 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,000 Michael, please. 869 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,333 You know Gina's happiness means more to me than anything in the world. 870 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,834 You know that, right? 871 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:12,709 If you tell her now that you already lied, 872 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,542 it's all over. 873 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:23,667 God damn it! 874 00:43:26,834 --> 00:43:28,208 This is your fault. 875 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,375 Hey, you know, 876 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:31,125 I've been on your side every step of the way here. 877 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,500 Yeah, well, if you were a plumber, 878 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,000 would we be having this conversation? 879 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,709 GINA: Uh...ohh. 880 00:43:38,709 --> 00:43:40,792 Oh. Tsk. 881 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:43,667 Look at you. 882 00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:45,041 Uh, wait. Where's Ritchie? 883 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:46,875 Oh. 884 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,208 CAROL: Smile! 885 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,083 What's the matter with you? 886 00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:55,959 I don't know. 887 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:58,583 So, are you guys busy tonight, or... 888 00:43:58,583 --> 00:44:01,875 No. Actually, I'm gonna go to Michael's big auction. You wanna come? 889 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,917 CAROL: Um... Yes. 890 00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:06,375 Gina. You know, we should talk about that. 891 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:07,875 What? 892 00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,917 Tonight. Been thinking about it. 893 00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:12,000 You know, it's quite a big deal. 894 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,875 Morganson's gonna be there again, and, uh... 895 00:44:15,875 --> 00:44:19,542 I'm just afraid I might get put off if you were there. 896 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:22,458 I know it sounds silly. I'm just thinking I might not... 897 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:23,875 Just might not be able to see the bids, 898 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:26,000 because I'd, uh, you know... 899 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,709 Not be able to... Look at you. 900 00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:33,625 What? What, what, what? 901 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,625 What is it 902 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,125 I'm fine. 903 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:40,750 Just, he... 904 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,208 He loves you so much, 905 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:46,875 and I am so happy for you. 906 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:51,458 Ohh. Oh. Oh. 907 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:54,041 CAROL: No, it's so great. 908 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,125 (PAOLO CONTE'S COME DI PLAYING) 909 00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:58,750 It's so good. 910 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:20,125 MICHAEL: And so finally to Lot 125-A. 911 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:24,041 And another of our occasional Jonathan Graziosis. 912 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:26,834 This unusual painting is entitled 913 00:45:26,834 --> 00:45:29,000 Die, Piggy-Piggy, Die, Die 914 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,500 and has a reserve of $80,000. 915 00:45:32,417 --> 00:45:34,125 At $80,000, then. 916 00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:37,834 Anyone? 917 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:40,959 Bid. 918 00:45:40,959 --> 00:45:42,500 $80,000. 919 00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,959 What? 920 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,166 Excuse me. 921 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,208 Is that... 922 00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:02,500 We have $80,000. 923 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,667 Lady at the front. 924 00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:06,959 85, anyone? 925 00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:12,417 Yes, $85,000. Gentleman at the back. 926 00:46:12,417 --> 00:46:14,542 No advance. No one else. All through and-- 927 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:18,208 $90,000. 928 00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:24,000 $90,000. Ha! 929 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,875 MICHAEL: Anyone at $95,000? 930 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:28,792 Be smart and take her money now. Let me pay you back later! 931 00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:30,542 You're supposed to buy the painting. 932 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:32,250 Yeah, but you can make double the money. 933 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,500 Just doing my job. 934 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:36,250 Yes. $95,000. Ha! 935 00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:41,583 $100,000. 936 00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:44,208 Uh, anyone at $105,000? 937 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,583 Yes! Ha! 938 00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:48,375 $105,000. Gentleman at the back. 939 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,041 And may I just remind you, ladies and gentlemen, 940 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:53,208 that we recently sold a Graziosi for a record $50,000, 941 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,250 the most ever paid for a Graziosi. 942 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:59,208 50. Less than ha... Half the current bidding price. 943 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:00,375 Ha! 944 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,250 $110,000. 945 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,834 Anyone at 115? 946 00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:09,750 Sir? 947 00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:13,417 $115,000. I told ya. 948 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:16,709 Certainly, to let this go for 110 949 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,792 would be a crime of the greatest magnitude. 950 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,709 Yes, $115,000. 951 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:27,291 Gentleman at the back. All through. All done. 952 00:47:27,291 --> 00:47:30,333 And down it goes at $115,000 to bidder number 702. 953 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:32,083 Terrific. And that brings us to the end of the auction, 954 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,792 ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much indeed. Good night. 955 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:40,458 Michael. I can't talk. I have to see Gina. 956 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,583 (PAOLO CONTE'S COME DI PLAYING) 957 00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:49,750 WOMAN: Michael. 958 00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,208 Gina told me the happy news. 959 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:52,917 I'm baking you two a cake. 960 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,166 Oh, wow. 961 00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:56,041 Yeah, that's incredibly nice of you. Thanks. 962 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,458 I'll see you a bit later, then. 963 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,625 (LET'S STAY TOGETHER BY AL GREEN PLAYING) 964 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:12,333 MICHAEL: Gina? 965 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:18,667 Wow. 966 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:20,750 Who are you? 967 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:22,041 My God, what is this? 968 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:25,458 It's the three month anniversary of our very first date. 969 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:26,834 I'm a complete... 970 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:29,500 ...idiot. Sorry. 971 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,291 But do you mind if we have company? 972 00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:32,333 Who? 973 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:38,875 MAN: Humans and gorillas are primates. 974 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,875 He reminded me of you. 975 00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:41,917 Yes, he would. 976 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:43,041 Happy anniversary. 977 00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:44,333 BOTH: Mmm! 978 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,250 Oh, my god. I just feel so horrible 979 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,500 that I didn't remember to get anything for you. I... 980 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,375 Oh, my god. 981 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:53,500 Ohh. Swap? 982 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,333 Oh, yeah. Michael, you can't afford this! 983 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,667 BOTH: Mmm! 984 00:48:58,333 --> 00:48:59,542 Come here. 985 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:04,583 MAN: I have an opposable thumb. 986 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,000 Wait, Gina. Hang on, hang on. 987 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,500 Mmm. Calm down. Calm... Calm down. 988 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,542 Listen, I can... I can afford it, 989 00:49:10,542 --> 00:49:12,834 because, you know, things have been going 990 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:15,166 really well at work recently. 991 00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,166 Apart from... 992 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,125 This one thing... 993 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,709 That I think we should talk about, okay? 994 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:26,834 Okay. 995 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:33,250 I'll... I'll go. Oh. 996 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:38,792 ♪ Let's stay together ♪ 997 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:41,834 Who is it? 998 00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:44,125 ♪ Loving you whether ♪ 999 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:47,208 It's, uh... Jehovah bloody Witnesses. 1000 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,583 Yeah, please go away. 1001 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,917 Thank you. We're not interested. 1002 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,250 They must be very devoted. 1003 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:55,375 Hang on. 1004 00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:57,041 Excuse me. 1005 00:49:57,041 --> 00:49:59,583 I want my money now. 1006 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,917 Listen, I can't talk about this now. No talk. Money now. 1007 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:03,917 I can't-- 1008 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,750 Johnny. 1009 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,083 Hello, Gina. 1010 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,500 Michael, what's going on? 1011 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:09,500 All right, listen. 1012 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:13,208 Prince Charles here just cost me 130 grand, 1013 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,875 and he's gonna make it up out of his own pocket. 1014 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:16,417 What's this worth? GINA: Michael. 1015 00:50:16,417 --> 00:50:18,834 All right. They were auctioning Johnny's paintings 1016 00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:22,000 to launder money. Not "they". "We." 1017 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 And a connoisseur had the taste 1018 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,291 to try to buy some of my art. 1019 00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:27,125 Well, she was 90 years old and blind. 1020 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,250 She was not a connoisseur. 1021 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,875 Your jerk fiance 1022 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,125 wouldn't even let her bid. 1023 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,250 Well, cheating innocent collectors 1024 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,959 was not part of the deal! 1025 00:50:33,959 --> 00:50:35,917 You had a deal? 1026 00:50:35,917 --> 00:50:36,875 No, no. 1027 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:38,875 TOY: When angered, I make this sound. 1028 00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:41,125 If we didn't have a deal, 1029 00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,750 how come you took commission from the painting 1030 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,875 I sold last night? 1031 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,834 This is why you told me not to come tonight. 1032 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:47,250 Gina, I was... 1033 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,291 Because if I was there, you'd have trouble not looking at me. 1034 00:50:49,291 --> 00:50:51,125 Very smooth, very smooth. 1035 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:52,250 I mean, did you take a commission? 1036 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,834 Is that how you afforded this? 1037 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:55,041 What's the matter? We... We burst 1038 00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,625 your little town and country bubble here? 1039 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,291 You know, I don't know who the hell you think you are-- 1040 00:50:58,291 --> 00:50:59,583 All right, that's it. Come on, get out. 1041 00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:00,959 Hey, don't touch me! Don't touch me! 1042 00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:02,333 All right, all right, all right. 1043 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,709 TOY: Other primates fear the gorilla. 1044 00:51:04,709 --> 00:51:06,625 Don't be a moron, Johnny. 1045 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:07,667 Just...just 1046 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:08,834 relax, ok? 1047 00:51:08,834 --> 00:51:10,291 Relax. 1048 00:51:10,291 --> 00:51:11,375 GINA: Come on, Johnny. 1049 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:12,834 You don't need the gun. 1050 00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:15,125 You're right. I don't. 1051 00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:18,333 GINA: Johnny! 1052 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,166 I hate to do this 1053 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,125 to such a beautiful establishment, 1054 00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,625 but you got to learn how to pay up! 1055 00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:26,834 Stop. 1056 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,375 Stop! 1057 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,834 TOY: My diet is leaves and fresh fruit. 1058 00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,333 GINA: Oh, my god. 1059 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,333 MICHAEL: What happened? 1060 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:42,834 Did it ricochet? 1061 00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,542 He's dead. 1062 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:51,709 Oh, my god. 1063 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,500 Oh, my god. 1064 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,625 All right, 1065 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:56,625 MICHAEL: It's not your fault, it's okay. 1066 00:51:56,625 --> 00:51:59,375 Here's what we do. I'm, um, gonna call the police. 1067 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:02,333 No. You can't. 1068 00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,375 They own half the police. 1069 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:06,750 What have I done? 1070 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,250 Listen, don't you worry. 1071 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,417 You go home. I'll call your father. 1072 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,250 Daddy? Yeah. 1073 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,709 We can deal with this. 1074 00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:16,125 You're one of the guys now. 1075 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,709 Gina, listen to me. No. 1076 00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:19,625 That's not true. No, you're right. 1077 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,417 This is a job for the boys. 1078 00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:22,583 You don't understand. 1079 00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:23,667 GINA: No, don't touch me. 1080 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:24,917 You don't understand! I do, Michael. 1081 00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:27,583 I understand perfectly. I've always understood. 1082 00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:29,041 That's why I warned you. 1083 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:32,083 That's why you swore to me this wouldn't happen. 1084 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,875 Gina, you have to let me explain! 1085 00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:35,792 I'll just put this in the kitchen. 1086 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:37,625 No! No. No. 1087 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:39,166 Thank you. Thank you so much, 1088 00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,750 but I just learned I'm diabetic. Oh, oh, oh! 1089 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:43,417 Thank you so much for the thought, though. Oh! 1090 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:58,792 Funny how life imitates art. 1091 00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:00,250 Hmm? 1092 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,125 All right. Um... 1093 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:04,208 Don't worry. 1094 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:05,792 We can handle this. 1095 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,750 It's gonna be okay. 1096 00:53:10,125 --> 00:53:11,792 Uh, first thing, um... 1097 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:14,250 Do you have any plastic bags? 1098 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,125 Absolutely. 1099 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,959 Jesus. Sweet Jesus. 1100 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,583 Here. 1101 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,208 What am I supposed to do with that? 1102 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,542 I don't know. Uh... 1103 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,458 I... I thought perhaps... 1104 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,458 The gun? 1105 00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,500 Bigger? 1106 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,500 Right. 1107 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,166 Sorry. Sorry. 1108 00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:52,417 The trick is to hook up under the armpits. 1109 00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:58,667 Ah, oh. 1110 00:53:58,667 --> 00:54:00,500 Good evening again, Mrs. Horton. 1111 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,333 Just, uh, getting rid of all the food with sugar. 1112 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,667 Yeah. 1113 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,083 ♪ Hey, Mambo 1114 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:08,417 FRANK: Now, look, don't push. 1115 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,792 ♪ Mambo Italiano, hey, Mambo 1116 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,500 ♪ Mambo Italiano 1117 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,875 ♪ Go, go, go 1118 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:15,709 ♪ You mixed up Siciliano 1119 00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:19,000 ♪ All you Calabrese do the Mambo like a-crazy 1120 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,583 ♪ With a hey, Mambo 1121 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:22,291 ♪ Don't wanna Tarantella 1122 00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:23,625 ♪ Hey, Mambo 1123 00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:25,417 ♪ No more a-mozzarella 1124 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:26,834 ♪ Hey, Mambo 1125 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,375 ♪ Mambo Italiano 1126 00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:31,458 ♪ Try an enchilada with da fish a bac a lab 1127 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:34,166 ♪ And a-hey, goombah 1128 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:37,208 ♪ I love a-how you dance a Rumba 1129 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:39,875 ♪ But take some advice, paisano 1130 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,500 ♪ Learn how to Mambo 1131 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,250 ♪ If you're gonna be a square 1132 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,041 ♪ You ain't a-gonna go nowhere 1133 00:54:45,041 --> 00:54:46,208 ♪ Hey, Mambo ♪ 1134 00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,500 What? 1135 00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:08,250 Whoa. 1136 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:09,542 Oh, shit. 1137 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,000 For Chrissakes, would you stay down? 1138 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000 I am down. 1139 00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:27,583 Hey, Frankie! 1140 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:31,083 Al? AL: It's Frankie. 1141 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:32,875 Vitale? 1142 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:33,917 Yeah. 1143 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:35,542 It's Al. 1144 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:40,959 FRANK: Unbelievable. 1145 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:42,917 Oh! 1146 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:44,083 My God, Sante! 1147 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,667 Oh, Frankie. Did you get hit anywhere? 1148 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:47,000 Nah. What, are you kiddin'? 1149 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,291 Thank God we're chickenshits, eh? 1150 00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:49,458 Real tough guys would've stood there 1151 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:50,625 and aimed, no? 1152 00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:54,291 So, uh, who's your friend? 1153 00:55:56,709 --> 00:55:58,000 That's Big Mickey from Kansas City, 1154 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,750 a friend of ours. 1155 00:55:59,750 --> 00:56:01,083 I thought Big Mickey was dead. 1156 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,166 The father. This is Little Big Mickey. 1157 00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:05,667 AL: Wasn't there a Little Big Mickey 1158 00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:06,792 out of Chicago? 1159 00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:08,458 Yeah. That's the original Little Big Mickey. 1160 00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:10,375 This is Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes. 1161 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:12,083 Oh, so you work for Tony Two-Tone. 1162 00:56:15,917 --> 00:56:17,125 FRANK: Who you got over there? 1163 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,625 Whoa, is that Sonny Marsalino? 1164 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,709 AL: Yeah. FRANK: I thought he was in witness protection. 1165 00:56:20,709 --> 00:56:22,959 AL: Took us seven years. Tracked him 1166 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,333 and whacked him. Yeah. 1167 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,625 "Tracked him and whacked him." 1168 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,458 So, uh, who's your guy? 1169 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,709 He's a nobody. 1170 00:56:30,709 --> 00:56:33,458 Frankie, come on. We showed you ours. 1171 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:36,041 What? We in the second grade over here? 1172 00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:39,333 He's a witness. I really can't talk about it. 1173 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:41,709 Well, then, I guess we should get these guys in the ground, huh? 1174 00:56:41,709 --> 00:56:43,000 FRANK: Good, good. AL: Good to see you. 1175 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,083 You, too, huh? 1176 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,542 SANTE: Mickey Blue. God bless. 1177 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:46,959 Take care. Mickey. 1178 00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,333 Come on, let's go. We got to move him. 1179 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,667 Come on, come on. 1180 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:53,166 Oh, my god. 1181 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,333 I got to dig? 1182 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,625 Yeah, you dig. It's your turn. 1183 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:57,709 You shot him in the head. 1184 00:56:57,709 --> 00:56:58,792 SANTE: Yeah, so? I whacked him. You dig. 1185 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,083 You know what? What? 1186 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,208 I wish I was him. 1187 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,417 No, you don't. 1188 00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:07,625 No, you're right. I wish you were him. 1189 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,500 Here, here, here, here. 1190 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,041 Wipe yourself. 1191 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,667 Oh. You got a $100 bill? 1192 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:18,667 Why? 1193 00:57:18,667 --> 00:57:21,041 Get in the car. Don't worry about it. 1194 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:23,291 Look, one thing. 1195 00:57:24,166 --> 00:57:26,792 If any of this gets out, 1196 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:29,458 I'm the one that shot Johnny, ok? 1197 00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,834 Can we at least agree on that? 1198 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,000 You got it. 1199 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:45,834 You all right? 1200 00:57:45,834 --> 00:57:47,709 You got my messages? 1201 00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:50,625 You buried him, 1202 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:52,500 and then you dug him up, 1203 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,750 and now you don't know where he is. 1204 00:57:55,917 --> 00:57:57,375 No, not exactly. 1205 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,500 Yeah, I got your messages. 1206 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:02,542 So, 1207 00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:04,583 how you feeling? 1208 00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:08,917 Well, obviously, it's my first murder. 1209 00:58:08,917 --> 00:58:11,583 On top of which, I feel like I'm going crazy, 1210 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,208 and I'm scared, and... 1211 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,333 And the one person I want to turn to 1212 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:17,709 turns out to be a liar and a fraud, 1213 00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:19,750 but other than that... 1214 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,333 I'm not a liar. 1215 00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,583 I mean, yes. I am a liar. 1216 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,125 Just let me... 1217 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,750 Oh. Well, I don't think I can. 1218 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,083 I'm sorry. I have to go. 1219 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,458 Wait. Wait. 1220 00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,625 Hold out your hand. 1221 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:37,208 Here. Just... 1222 00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:39,083 Hang on to it 1223 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,959 till I've had a chance to explain. 1224 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:45,542 Come over for lunch tomorrow, 1225 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:48,417 and I'll listen to what you have to say. 1226 00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:53,917 This is Patrick Richards, 1227 00:58:53,917 --> 00:58:55,583 reporting from Central Park, 1228 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,000 where police this morning found the body of 1229 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,333 31-year-old Jonathan Graziosi, 1230 00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:03,792 son of reputed mob boss, Vito Graziosi. 1231 00:59:03,792 --> 00:59:05,291 Sources tell us the body was found 1232 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,417 with a rolled-up $100 bill in one of the nostrils, 1233 00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:11,792 calling card of the notorious Risolli crime family. 1234 00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:13,625 Johnny Graziosi was at the beginning 1235 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,250 of a flourishing art career. 1236 00:59:41,959 --> 00:59:43,917 Tony Risolli called. 1237 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,625 They want to talk. 1238 00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:48,875 Okay. Set it up. 1239 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:56,208 Soon as they pull up, we should blow them away. 1240 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:02,041 Let's listen to what they got to say, huh? 1241 01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:23,500 (UNINTELLIGIBLE SQUEAKY, HOARSE VOICE) 1242 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:26,667 MAN: Mr. Risolli says he swears 1243 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:28,625 on the soul of his mother 1244 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,041 he had nothing to do with this. 1245 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:33,041 Then who? 1246 01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:34,583 (UNINTELLIGIBLE SQUEAKY, HOARSE VOICE) 1247 01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,709 A cop in the 20th precinct tipped us. 1248 01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:44,542 They towed Johnny's car from in front of a building 1249 01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:45,750 on the Upper West Side. 1250 01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:48,542 That's the address. 1251 01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:53,083 Go. 1252 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,375 No, wait. 1253 01:00:57,375 --> 01:01:00,125 You don't want everyone stomping around up there like a bunch 1254 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,208 of goddamn elephants, scaring people away. 1255 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:06,291 How about I go in there with a detective's badge, 1256 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:09,500 you know, ask around, keep it quiet? 1257 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,917 We find the right zebra, we tear him to pieces. 1258 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:30,417 ♪ I look up and see your picture 1259 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:31,834 TOY: Tickle my tummy. 1260 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:36,792 ♪ I have you smile just for me 1261 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,750 ♪ It brings back a lot of memories 1262 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,291 ♪ Of a love that used to be ♪ 1263 01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:51,291 Which apartment 1264 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,291 was the old lady in that saw us with Johnny? 1265 01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,458 Why? 1266 01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,250 They know he was here. 1267 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,333 Oh, God. We need to talk to her about it. 1268 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:12,583 What's that? 1269 01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:13,792 What are you gonna do? 1270 01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,792 Michael, please, please. I am not gonna hurt her. 1271 01:02:15,792 --> 01:02:16,875 No, listen... 1272 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,083 Michael, if we don't do this, 1273 01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:20,375 we're both gonna die. MRS. HORTON: Who is it? 1274 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:21,625 FRANK: It's Michael Felgate 1275 01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:22,917 and his harmless friend, Frank. 1276 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:25,208 No, Mrs. Horton, do not open... 1277 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:27,291 What? FRANK: Mrs. Horton, we said 1278 01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,875 please open the door. 1279 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,083 MRS. HORTON: You're Michael's friend? 1280 01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:32,458 The garbage helper? 1281 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,458 Yes, the garbage helper. 1282 01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:47,000 Oh. What are you guys doing here? 1283 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,500 AL: Hey, Frankie, 1284 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,333 Mr. Risolli thought we should check it out. 1285 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,709 Hey, Mickey Blue. 1286 01:02:53,709 --> 01:02:54,917 Hey. 1287 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:56,125 Thank you very much, thank you. 1288 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:57,750 Uh, If you remember anything else, 1289 01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:00,208 will you call that number? Thank you. 1290 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:01,834 Whoo, me. 1291 01:03:01,834 --> 01:03:03,291 FRANK: We covered this place top to bottom, 1292 01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:05,500 but most of the people are at work. 1293 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,625 How about we grab some steak 1294 01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:09,792 and we all come back later this afternoon? Hey. 1295 01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:12,500 Do we look like we ever said no to a steak? 1296 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,500 And I got the perfect place. 1297 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:15,834 You'll love it, Frank. 1298 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,500 Follow us. 1299 01:03:28,709 --> 01:03:30,709 FRANK: Hey, foged aboudit. 1300 01:03:30,709 --> 01:03:32,583 Hey, forget about it. 1301 01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:34,709 Foged aboudit. 1302 01:03:34,709 --> 01:03:36,083 Foged... No R's. 1303 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:37,834 Foget abaut it. 1304 01:03:37,834 --> 01:03:39,542 All right, now change the t's to D's. 1305 01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:41,208 Hey, foged aboud id. 1306 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,750 "Id?" 1307 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,792 Well, you said change the T's to the D's 1308 01:03:44,792 --> 01:03:46,375 for Chrissakes! Not the last one! 1309 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,625 Well, all right, change the T's to the D's, but not the last one. 1310 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,166 Look, foged aboud it. 1311 01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,375 Stop! 1312 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,583 Try this one here. Uh... 1313 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,542 Get the hell outta he. No R's 1314 01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:57,709 Ged da hell outta hee. 1315 01:03:57,709 --> 01:03:59,208 Not "hee." "he." 1316 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:00,250 He. 1317 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:01,583 FRANK: He! Heee. 1318 01:04:01,959 --> 01:04:03,750 Mmm. 1319 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:04,959 Look, keep your mouth shut. 1320 01:04:04,959 --> 01:04:06,375 Stick this in your pants. Stick it in your pants! 1321 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:08,000 Maybe you'll look the part. My god. 1322 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,333 Well, you know, since I live there, maybe I should shoot Mrs. Horton 1323 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:12,834 and save you going back with your rope. 1324 01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:14,333 You thought that was for strangling her? 1325 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,125 Well, what else was it for? 1326 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,583 To tie her up so I can take her up to my cabin. 1327 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,583 Jesus, Mike. I mean, my god. 1328 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,542 Sometimes I wonder what kind of person you think that I am. 1329 01:04:22,542 --> 01:04:23,750 I think you're the kind of person 1330 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,458 that knows the trick for carrying a dead body. 1331 01:04:27,959 --> 01:04:29,750 Oh, my god. 1332 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:31,583 Hey, gid oudda he. 1333 01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:32,792 No, just foged aboudit. 1334 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:33,917 Foged aboudit. 1335 01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:36,125 No, forge... I mean, shut up. 1336 01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:38,041 Please shut up! 1337 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,333 Foged aboudit. 1338 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:03,291 MICHAEL: Oh, my god. 1339 01:05:03,291 --> 01:05:06,417 I sold him the painting. He knows who I am. 1340 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:08,000 This can't be happening. 1341 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,333 This... 1342 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:11,291 Hi. You gentlemen ready to order? 1343 01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:14,834 Well, just, um, a salad 1344 01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:16,625 and, uh, some mineral water. 1345 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:17,959 I'm counting my cholesterol. 1346 01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:20,000 I'll have a sirloin medium, 1347 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,667 fried onions, baked potato with everything on it, 1348 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,667 and a beer. 1349 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,542 Same. 1350 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:26,542 And you? 1351 01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:28,959 Same. 1352 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:30,709 And how do you want your steak cooked? 1353 01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,333 Re. 1354 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,625 What? 1355 01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:40,583 Rah. 1356 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:41,667 WAITRESS: What? 1357 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:42,709 MICHAEL: Rahh. 1358 01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:43,834 Raw? 1359 01:05:43,834 --> 01:05:45,333 Rahh. 1360 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:47,208 Rare? 1361 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:48,500 Yeah. 1362 01:05:49,166 --> 01:05:50,166 Rare. 1363 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:53,333 And how about to drink? 1364 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:56,333 Be. 1365 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,542 Another beer. 1366 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,208 You talk funny. 1367 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,583 You got any company while you're in town? 1368 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:09,917 Hey, Antoinette... 1369 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,041 Come here. 1370 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:17,125 AL: This here's a very good friend of ours. 1371 01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:19,375 Kansas City Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes. 1372 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:20,625 Oh, that's a mouthful. 1373 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:21,709 AL: Yeah. 1374 01:06:21,709 --> 01:06:24,166 Sit down. Say hi to the nice man. 1375 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,000 Hi. Hi. 1376 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,750 So what part of Kansas City? 1377 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,959 Hey, are they taking care of you guys? 1378 01:06:42,959 --> 01:06:44,250 Get the hell back in your goddamn kitchen! 1379 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,625 FRANK: I want something from you, I'll ask. Go on. 1380 01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:47,959 ANTOINETTE: Mmm. 1381 01:06:54,542 --> 01:06:56,709 ANTOINETTE: Kansas City, here I come. 1382 01:06:57,667 --> 01:06:59,083 Rent Goodfellas, 1383 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,750 Casino, Godfather I, II, III. 1384 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,333 Jesus Christ! It talks. 1385 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:04,417 Yeah, with an accent, no less. 1386 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:05,667 What is that? 1387 01:07:05,667 --> 01:07:07,291 Uh, ids like a liddle recorder thing. 1388 01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:08,959 Got id off some British asshole. 1389 01:07:08,959 --> 01:07:10,417 Michael! 1390 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,667 What an amazing coincidence. 1391 01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:14,208 Come for one of the famous steaks? 1392 01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,250 Yeah, yeah. 1393 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:19,875 Is something queer going on? No, no, no. 1394 01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:23,417 Is this in any way connected to that FBI business? 1395 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:25,291 Philip, I can't explain at the moment. 1396 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,417 I... I just... 1397 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,959 What on earth was going on at the auction 1398 01:07:27,959 --> 01:07:29,208 last night? 1399 01:07:29,208 --> 01:07:31,417 Why did you keep saying "ha" like that? 1400 01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:33,041 We were all quite worried about you. 1401 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,125 I'll have to explain later. 1402 01:07:34,125 --> 01:07:36,625 MICHAEL: I'm sorry. 1403 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:39,625 Oh, my god. I am so sorry. It was completely my fault. 1404 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,667 I can't apologize enou-- 1405 01:07:43,709 --> 01:07:45,333 Just a liddle screw-up. 1406 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,750 But whad da hee? 1407 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:48,291 Me god id unda contwol. 1408 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,458 Foged aboudid. 1409 01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:51,959 Why in the world are you talking like that? 1410 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:54,542 Shaddup, asshole! I had enougha youse. 1411 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,000 Mich-- I said shaddup. 1412 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,333 Ged oudda he. 1413 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,125 FRANK: All you Bwitish are the same. 1414 01:07:59,125 --> 01:08:01,625 You're all assholes. Go on! Ged oudda hee! 1415 01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:10,291 Asshole. 1416 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:17,041 What are they doing? What are they doing? 1417 01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,250 They're talking to Kansas City. 1418 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,750 But they still can't connect us to Johnny 1419 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,208 if I get to the old lady before they do. 1420 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,875 But she won't be there. She spends her afternoons 1421 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:25,041 playing cards. I see her come home about three. 1422 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,625 Oh, no. What? 1423 01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:30,792 Oh, no! 1424 01:08:30,792 --> 01:08:32,792 I missed meeting Gina for lunch. 1425 01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:34,500 So give her a call. Explain what happened. 1426 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,667 Trust me, it'll be okay. 1427 01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:37,333 No, you... Just wake up, Frank! 1428 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,875 It will not be ok! 1429 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,542 I just assaulted my boss, I've lost my fiance, 1430 01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:43,792 and now your pals are gonna hunt me down and kill me. 1431 01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:47,166 So of all the things, "It's not gonna be okay" pretty much tops the list. 1432 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,166 Michael, you have to stay focused. 1433 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,834 Well, you focus on this. 1434 01:08:50,834 --> 01:08:53,417 You know, Gina's probably not going to forgive me, and you know why? 1435 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:54,667 Because I lied to her. 1436 01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,625 And her father's been lying to her all her life, 1437 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:57,709 and it hurts. 1438 01:08:59,709 --> 01:09:00,834 She tell you that? 1439 01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:02,583 Yeah. 1440 01:09:02,583 --> 01:09:04,375 And now it looks like I've lost 1441 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,000 the only girl I've ever really loved, 1442 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,375 so you know, as far as I'm concerned, 1443 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,583 it's not bloody okay at all! 1444 01:09:12,834 --> 01:09:14,250 Michael. 1445 01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:16,542 You can't go home. 1446 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:20,417 I'm going to Gina. 1447 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,583 MICHAEL: I should never have lied to you. 1448 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,709 I should have told you everything from the start, 1449 01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:33,208 but the whole thing just snowballed, 1450 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:34,625 and before I knew where I was, 1451 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:37,250 I was just buried in the whole thing. 1452 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,709 But everything I did, I did out of... 1453 01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:42,667 MICHAEL: Fear of losing you. Can't you see that? 1454 01:09:42,667 --> 01:09:44,875 Gina, listen, please, just let me come up. 1455 01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,333 This is... This is ridiculous. 1456 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:49,583 Why didn't you show up for lunch today? 1457 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:51,208 The truth, please. 1458 01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:53,166 Ok, I was with your father. 1459 01:09:53,166 --> 01:09:55,250 We had to have lunch with these people. 1460 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,625 MICHAEL: It was a... It was a nightmare-- 1461 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,458 Yeah, it seems like you and dad are getting pretty close. 1462 01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:04,125 What does that mean? 1463 01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:05,875 It means we're over, Michael. 1464 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,750 I just don't know who you are. 1465 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:16,959 You're toast. 1466 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,166 Michael. 1467 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,667 Come here. 1468 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:27,959 What? 1469 01:10:27,959 --> 01:10:29,417 Don't worry about it. 1470 01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:31,500 It'll be okay. Yeah. 1471 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:33,333 Hey! 1472 01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:35,083 Come on! 1473 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,583 Right. Thanks, Jim. 1474 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:37,834 Thanks. 1475 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,667 TV: And now here's our host, 1476 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,542 Pat Bullard! 1477 01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:03,625 TV HOST: Oh, thank you so much. 1478 01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:04,917 What a great crowd. Thank you. 1479 01:11:04,917 --> 01:11:06,542 Let's get started by meeting our first-- 1480 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,709 VITO: She went out, Frankie. 1481 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,041 Michael, uh... 1482 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,875 Fired a warning shot in the ceiling. 1483 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:29,875 It was an accident. 1484 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,709 Sit down, frank. 1485 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,625 WOMAN: ...and just havin' the best time. 1486 01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:39,834 It's a wonderful city, 1487 01:11:39,834 --> 01:11:42,041 and everyone's been so friendly and courteous. 1488 01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:44,500 I don't know why they talk the way they do about New Yorkers-- 1489 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,041 Get the hell outta here. Go on. 1490 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,000 Hello. FRANK: Listen to me. 1491 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,875 I want you to get out of the apartment right now. 1492 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,291 You hear me. Just go! 1493 01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:01,166 Uh, what's going on? What's happening? 1494 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,375 FRANK: Vito thinks the Risollis 1495 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:03,542 killed Johnny. 1496 01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:04,959 Things are a little dicey right now. That's all. 1497 01:12:04,959 --> 01:12:06,041 GINA: Oh, uh, 1498 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:08,000 I'm fine. 1499 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,583 Vito was worried, too, so he sent uncle Vinnie to watch out for me. 1500 01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:13,667 Isn't that sweet of him? 1501 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,250 Daddy? 1502 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,375 You there? 1503 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:19,959 Okay, listen to me. 1504 01:12:20,542 --> 01:12:21,667 Listen to me. 1505 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,750 Whatever you do... I can't explain this now. 1506 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:25,333 FRANK: But whatever you do, don't tell anyone 1507 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:27,166 there's trouble between you and Michael. 1508 01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:30,083 It's very, very important, you understand? 1509 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:31,917 Okay. 1510 01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:33,291 FRANK: Let me talk to Vinnie. 1511 01:12:33,291 --> 01:12:34,875 Sure. One sec. 1512 01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,417 It's daddy. 1513 01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:39,709 Mmyeah? Frankie. 1514 01:12:39,709 --> 01:12:41,458 You listen to me. You touch one hair on her head, 1515 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,500 I swear on my mother 1516 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,041 that you'll beg me to kill you. 1517 01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:46,208 Hey, listen, I'm just doing my job, 1518 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,583 all right, Frank? 1519 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,583 I mean, you do what you gotta do, 1520 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:52,083 and everything will be ok, all right? 1521 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:53,750 You j-- 1522 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,625 So? 1523 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:35,500 Uh... 1524 01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:36,625 They know what happened. 1525 01:13:39,959 --> 01:13:41,166 They know about Gina? 1526 01:13:42,875 --> 01:13:44,500 Uh, they, uh... 1527 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,000 They think it was you. 1528 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000 So, um... 1529 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:50,041 W... What's gonna happen? 1530 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,917 They, um... 1531 01:13:51,917 --> 01:13:53,208 They gotta take care of you, Michael. 1532 01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:56,208 W... What does that mean? 1533 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,667 It means, uh... 1534 01:13:57,667 --> 01:14:00,208 They ordered someone to, um... 1535 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,166 Whack me? 1536 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,542 Okay. Um... 1537 01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:09,166 Uh, do we know who? 1538 01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:12,208 Me. 1539 01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:13,875 You. 1540 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,166 You're going to whack me? 1541 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,291 Stop sayin' that. 1542 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:20,375 You sound like an idiot. 1543 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:25,458 Yeah, Vito wants me to do it at the wedding 1544 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,000 during your speech. 1545 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,083 I mean, that way he figures, 1546 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:30,417 you know, he gets us both. 1547 01:14:30,417 --> 01:14:33,417 You die and... I lose Gina by 1548 01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:35,875 killing the man she loves. 1549 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,250 But there isn't gonna be a wedding. 1550 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,250 No... 1551 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,583 So I can't do it then. 1552 01:14:41,709 --> 01:14:44,125 You mean you can't do it then, 1553 01:14:44,125 --> 01:14:46,834 or you can't do it, then? 1554 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,667 Uh, the first one. 1555 01:14:51,709 --> 01:14:52,709 Right. 1556 01:14:54,542 --> 01:14:56,291 They got Gina, Michael. 1557 01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,750 If I don't do it, Vinnie's gonna kill her. 1558 01:14:58,750 --> 01:14:59,709 My God. 1559 01:14:59,709 --> 01:15:01,041 It's... It's one of these honor things. 1560 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,750 You know, a life for a life, 1561 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,667 bottom line... 1562 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:09,458 Bottom line... 1563 01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:12,291 Vito's not gonna rest until he sees a body. 1564 01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:15,375 A body. Yep. 1565 01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:16,583 Right. 1566 01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,917 Right. 1567 01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,917 This is probably a stupid question, but... 1568 01:15:39,917 --> 01:15:41,125 To your knowledge... 1569 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:42,125 Does this hurt? 1570 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,250 No, uh... 1571 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,792 You won't feel a thing. 1572 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,792 Ready? 1573 01:15:50,709 --> 01:15:51,792 Okay. 1574 01:15:59,709 --> 01:16:01,959 That is surprisingly painful, actually. 1575 01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:03,125 Is it meant to hurt that much? 1576 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,834 MAN: Let me check that for you. 1577 01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:10,291 Frank, when Michael gets up to give his bridegroom speech, 1578 01:16:10,291 --> 01:16:11,792 you shoot him twice. 1579 01:16:11,792 --> 01:16:13,375 Then our guys come in and shoot you. 1580 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:15,750 MAN: We're gonna stitch the squib controls 1581 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:17,041 inside your tuxedos, 1582 01:16:17,041 --> 01:16:19,375 so you're gonna have to learn to set them off yourselves 1583 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:21,333 in sync with the gunshots! 1584 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:22,625 You think you can handle it? 1585 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:25,166 Uh, any problems, speak now. 1586 01:16:25,166 --> 01:16:28,125 Now, this thing is potentially huge for us. 1587 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,250 Massive. 1588 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,500 Questions 1589 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:34,333 Something you need? Well, there's one thing. 1590 01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:36,375 The bride. 1591 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:37,875 No, sir, we don't take bribes! 1592 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:39,000 Bride! 1593 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000 Pardon? Bride! 1594 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,625 Take them goddamn things off your head! 1595 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:43,083 Yes, sir! 1596 01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:45,667 MAN : And the handy bundler is virtually indestructible. 1597 01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:48,834 Even the law can use handy bundler to detain criminals. 1598 01:16:48,834 --> 01:16:51,333 You'll find hundreds of uses for the handy bundler 1599 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:54,083 around the shop, at home, in the office, 1600 01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:55,333 and on the job. 1601 01:16:55,333 --> 01:16:57,083 TV: A perfect fit every time. 1602 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,667 It's lightweight and secures anything. 1603 01:16:59,667 --> 01:17:00,667 Hello? 1604 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:03,166 TV: And easy as one, two, three! 1605 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:06,041 So these are the guys doing the flowers for the wedding, right? 1606 01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:08,333 Yeah. They're supposed to be great. 1607 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,333 Thanks, Uncle Vinnie. 1608 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:12,041 I think I'll be safe with Michael inside. 1609 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:15,250 Okay. 1610 01:17:31,709 --> 01:17:32,750 GINA: So? 1611 01:17:33,417 --> 01:17:34,500 What's going on? 1612 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,500 Okay, they don't know anything at all about you. 1613 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:39,959 But, um, they think that I shot Johnny. 1614 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:41,250 But you didn't. 1615 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,709 Act like you're in love. 1616 01:17:42,709 --> 01:17:44,583 Mmm. Who are you? 1617 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:46,208 FBI. 1618 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:47,750 How are you today? 1619 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,500 Vito doesn't know that I know this, 1620 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,917 but your father's been ordered to kill me at our wedding reception. 1621 01:17:52,917 --> 01:17:55,417 Michael will be wearing a wire. GINA: What? 1622 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,709 The idea is that Vito won't be afraid to talk to me 1623 01:17:57,709 --> 01:17:59,583 because he thinks I'm about to die. 1624 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:02,208 And then when I get him to incriminate himself-- 1625 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:03,458 AGENT: Our guys come in. 1626 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:05,250 Bingo. Got him. 1627 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,250 And, uh... 1628 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,917 That's the end of it. 1629 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,125 You think I'd help trap my own father? 1630 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,542 Your father is with us. 1631 01:18:15,542 --> 01:18:18,667 You're more important to him than they are, Gina. 1632 01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:20,583 It's our only way out of this alive. 1633 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:26,792 Then I guess I don't have a choice. 1634 01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:30,250 Is everything ok? 1635 01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:31,417 Everything's fine. 1636 01:18:31,417 --> 01:18:33,208 Decisions, you know? 1637 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,417 GINA: I think we're through. 1638 01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:37,417 Uh, excuse me. 1639 01:18:37,417 --> 01:18:39,750 Um, any panics, any questions, 1640 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,291 you just give us a call. 1641 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,959 Tony and Guy. Don't be shy. 1642 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:45,917 Well, bye, then, darling. 1643 01:18:45,917 --> 01:18:47,500 MICHAEL: See you later. Okay. 1644 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:56,709 MICHAEL: I can't do this. 1645 01:18:56,709 --> 01:18:58,792 We have to tell her Frank's gonna pretend to shoot me. 1646 01:18:58,792 --> 01:19:00,792 No way, her reaction is everything. 1647 01:19:00,792 --> 01:19:01,917 It has to be real. 1648 01:19:02,959 --> 01:19:04,083 (SQUEEZES NASAL MIST) 1649 01:19:29,834 --> 01:19:30,959 Kitchen team moving. 1650 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:34,041 AGENT: Bridal limo en route. 1651 01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:35,125 Good. 1652 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:37,542 Okay, gentlemen, the limo is on its way. 1653 01:19:37,542 --> 01:19:39,291 These are the squibs, all right? 1654 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,959 Two controllers. One in each pocket. 1655 01:19:41,959 --> 01:19:44,750 Now, a squeeze or a sharp tap... 1656 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:45,875 Sets them off. 1657 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:47,792 You understand? 1658 01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,000 How do you do? 1659 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,959 I'm the best man. 1660 01:19:50,959 --> 01:19:53,333 Hello. My name's Peter. 1661 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:56,208 I'm the best man, and I work at Marks and Spencers. 1662 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:57,750 I love chocolate biscuits. 1663 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:00,375 Oh, mumsy, I want some ginger beer. 1664 01:20:01,417 --> 01:20:03,041 BRIDESMAIDS: There she is! 1665 01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:05,250 This is so exciting! 1666 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:07,709 Here she is! 1667 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:09,959 It's the bride! 1668 01:20:09,959 --> 01:20:11,375 Hi, pretty! 1669 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:13,083 Oh, my god. 1670 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:20,375 Not much of a job, though, is it, Vinnie? 1671 01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:30,709 Thank you so much. 1672 01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:33,583 MAN: Oh! WOMAN: Oh! 1673 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,750 MAN2: Hey! MAN3: Ow! My leg! 1674 01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:42,500 MAN: Testing one, two, three. 1675 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,417 Do you read 1676 01:20:44,417 --> 01:20:46,959 Testing one, two, three. Do you read? 1677 01:20:46,959 --> 01:20:48,250 Do you read? 1678 01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:51,166 Remember, we're going to need Graziosi loud and clear. 1679 01:20:51,166 --> 01:20:52,250 You got plenty of time. 1680 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:53,417 He only has until the speeches. 1681 01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,250 Right. After the dancing and dessert. 1682 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:56,417 FRANK: You gotta be kidding. 1683 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:57,583 This is an Italian wedding. 1684 01:20:57,583 --> 01:20:59,417 The speeches are before the dinner. 1685 01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:00,542 You knew that, right? 1686 01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:04,417 Mm-hmm. Still got plenty of time. 1687 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:05,709 FRANK: Plenty of time? 1688 01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:08,917 You have 10 minutes if you're lucky. 1689 01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:10,750 This is not a problem. 1690 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:12,291 Gonna be okay. 1691 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:14,917 We have a problem. 1692 01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:17,834 Why the fuck didn't you tell me this earlier? 1693 01:21:17,834 --> 01:21:20,625 PRIEST: And Michael Andrew Felgate, 1694 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:23,458 do you take Gina Maria Vitale 1695 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:25,250 for your lawful wife... 1696 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:26,834 To have and to hold 1697 01:21:26,834 --> 01:21:28,625 from this day forward 1698 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,667 for better, for worse, 1699 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:32,792 for richer, for poorer, 1700 01:21:32,792 --> 01:21:34,792 in sickness and in health 1701 01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,959 until death do you part? 1702 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,375 MICHAEL: I do. 1703 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:41,625 PRIEST: You have declared your consent before the church. 1704 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:43,458 May the lord in his goodness 1705 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:44,917 strengthen your consent 1706 01:21:44,917 --> 01:21:47,750 and fill you both with his blessings. 1707 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:49,041 Amen. 1708 01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:53,750 In the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit, 1709 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:57,000 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1710 01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,250 You may kiss the bride. 1711 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:19,166 Hey! Wedding! Smile! 1712 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,542 Weddings! 1713 01:22:21,542 --> 01:22:23,208 Yay! 1714 01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:25,500 Kitchen team, we've got one shot at this. 1715 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,208 And less than five minutes before the speeches. 1716 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,667 We got it. 1717 01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,542 Ah, Philip, about the other day... 1718 01:22:31,542 --> 01:22:32,709 No, I don't want to hear. 1719 01:22:32,709 --> 01:22:34,583 I'm sure you had your reasons. 1720 01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:37,166 No names, no pack drill. That's my motto. 1721 01:22:37,166 --> 01:22:39,792 That's incredibly nice of you. 1722 01:22:39,792 --> 01:22:41,375 Goodness, are you drinking? 1723 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:42,500 Ooh. 1724 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,917 Come on, darling. 1725 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:45,041 But I've only had one glass. 1726 01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:46,083 Let me take that for you. 1727 01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:47,458 PHILIP: She thinks I'm drunk. 1728 01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:48,750 MRS. CROMWELL: You're very embarrassing when you talk. 1729 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:56,417 I think you're on. 1730 01:23:03,458 --> 01:23:04,542 In position. 1731 01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:05,542 Uncle Vito... 1732 01:23:05,542 --> 01:23:06,834 MICHAEL: I just wanted to say 1733 01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:08,875 how sorry I am about your son. 1734 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:11,834 VITO: Thank you. 1735 01:23:14,542 --> 01:23:16,375 VITO: This is a happy day. 1736 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,834 I wish you much joy. 1737 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:21,834 I especially look forward to the speeches. 1738 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:24,917 Well... 1739 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:27,083 You're very kind. 1740 01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:29,875 And I'm very appreciative of the way you've... 1741 01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:32,417 Opened my eyes to new possibilities. 1742 01:23:32,417 --> 01:23:34,250 As a matter of fact, um... 1743 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:35,875 I recently thought of a new idea 1744 01:23:35,875 --> 01:23:37,750 that I think could be 1745 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,709 extremely profitable to us both. 1746 01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:44,250 Uh, absurdly profitable, really. 1747 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,208 I mean, uh... 1748 01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:46,291 I think we're talking millions. 1749 01:23:48,625 --> 01:23:50,583 But, um, this certainly isn't the occasion 1750 01:23:50,583 --> 01:23:52,083 to be talking business, is it? 1751 01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,375 MICHAEL: Another time perhaps. 1752 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:54,583 Thank you so much again for being here. 1753 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:58,250 He's lost his mind. 1754 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,750 And speech is in 4:05. 1755 01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:04,291 Are you outta your mind? 1756 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:05,792 He wasn't ready. Relax. 1757 01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:06,875 Relax? 1758 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,291 Congratulations, huh? Hey. 1759 01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:10,625 In five minutes, we're dead. 1760 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:11,875 You, me, and Gina. 1761 01:24:11,875 --> 01:24:13,750 WOMAN: Hi, Frankie! Never chase the bid. 1762 01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:15,166 Hello! What? 1763 01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:17,458 Let the bid come to you. That's rule number one. 1764 01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,333 What the hell are you talkin' about? 1765 01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:23,125 Oh, Mr. Graziosi wants to see you over there. 1766 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,792 Of course. Pleasure. 1767 01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:30,792 I think we're in business. 1768 01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:31,917 Speech is in three. 1769 01:24:34,959 --> 01:24:36,917 We have to go say hi to Maria. 1770 01:24:36,917 --> 01:24:38,166 Here. Oh. 1771 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,417 So basically... 1772 01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:45,667 You continue to sell and buy interesting work through us, 1773 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,500 and I do the insurance valuation 1774 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,125 on the collection you assemble. 1775 01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:53,792 Like insurance against a fire, for example. 1776 01:24:54,709 --> 01:24:56,583 Fires can happen. 1777 01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:58,291 Look at Sotheby's. 1778 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,333 But fortunately, of course, 1779 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,625 you would be handsomely covered. 1780 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:06,875 So what do you think? 1781 01:25:08,834 --> 01:25:10,667 Are we, uh... 1782 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,542 We in business then? 1783 01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:17,208 Say it. In two. 1784 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:21,041 Michael! There you are! 1785 01:25:21,041 --> 01:25:22,333 Philip. 1786 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,500 You two look serious. 1787 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,375 PHILIP: Cheer up. 1788 01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:26,834 Good heavens. Those are quite something. 1789 01:25:26,834 --> 01:25:27,834 You mind if I... 1790 01:25:27,834 --> 01:25:29,083 Whoa, whoa, take it easy. 1791 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,208 Quite right. Ah. 1792 01:25:32,917 --> 01:25:34,500 What do you think? 1793 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,417 Philip, this is, um, Uncle Vito. 1794 01:25:37,417 --> 01:25:38,709 Delighted to meet you. 1795 01:25:38,709 --> 01:25:40,208 You... You from the old country? 1796 01:25:40,208 --> 01:25:43,041 Parla italiano, lei? 1797 01:25:43,041 --> 01:25:44,458 My family's from Sicily. 1798 01:25:44,458 --> 01:25:46,959 Ah! La bella Sicilia! 1799 01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:48,375 Land of the goat. 1800 01:25:48,375 --> 01:25:50,083 My wife and I spent a wonderful week there 1801 01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:51,208 last summer. 1802 01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:52,333 Charming little pensione. 1803 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,041 With the most priceless little owner 1804 01:25:54,041 --> 01:25:56,333 who looked just like a mafioso. 1805 01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:58,834 We called him Al Capone. You remember, darling? 1806 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:03,375 My god, these things are making me squiffy. 1807 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:05,875 Thank you. 1808 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,083 Excuse me. 1809 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:08,625 Arrivederci. 1810 01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,375 MICHAEL: Sorry, Philip. Uncle Vito! 1811 01:26:10,375 --> 01:26:11,875 Oh, but I am a ninny! 1812 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,875 I quite forgot to tell you the good news. 1813 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:16,208 Mr. Morganson here has decided 1814 01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:18,583 Cromwell's are the team for him. 1815 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,250 Oh. 1816 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,500 Well, that's, uh... 1817 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:22,834 Yes, that's marvelous news. 1818 01:26:22,834 --> 01:26:25,041 We must meet up and discuss the details. 1819 01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:27,208 Let me just find my, uh... 1820 01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:36,959 I'll have Helen leave a message on Monday. 1821 01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:38,083 Excuse me. 1822 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,625 What a horrible thing to happen. 1823 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:41,750 Are you all right? 1824 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,250 I'm sure he meant it as a joke. 1825 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,583 Could I borrow him for a second? 1826 01:26:44,583 --> 01:26:45,709 Thanks. 1827 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:49,417 That was quite something. 1828 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:51,083 I love party tricks. 1829 01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:56,667 Pray gather round from the farthest reaches 1830 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,542 and take your seats 1831 01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:02,458 to hear the speeches! 1832 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,834 And speeches are early. 1833 01:27:04,834 --> 01:27:06,125 RADIO: Yeah! 1834 01:27:06,125 --> 01:27:07,291 Whoo-hoo! 1835 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:08,500 Whoo! 1836 01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:12,125 Listen, I swear to God I'll do it, 1837 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,834 but I'm begging you for Gina's sake... 1838 01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:17,041 Let me wait till after the party's over. 1839 01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:18,500 During the speeches... 1840 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:20,125 For Gina's sake. 1841 01:27:22,709 --> 01:27:24,125 ...and throws the boo-ket. 1842 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:26,125 "Bou" And then "quet." 1843 01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:27,750 MICHAEL: Please, we have to hurry. 1844 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,291 CROMWELL: I'm going as fast as I can. 1845 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:31,208 It's rather a mess. 1846 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:33,083 MICHAEL: Come. Turn around. Turn around. 1847 01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:34,792 I... I need to tuck it in properly. 1848 01:27:36,959 --> 01:27:38,500 English. 1849 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:39,834 Figured as much. 1850 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:42,208 MICHAEL: Now, just shove it in there. Shove it in there. 1851 01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:44,000 Look, stuff it in. 1852 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,125 VITO: Give me your gun. 1853 01:27:47,875 --> 01:27:49,000 What? 1854 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,834 Give me your gun, Frank. 1855 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:00,000 Johnny's. 1856 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,500 His first. 1857 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:03,792 I want you to use this one. 1858 01:28:06,834 --> 01:28:08,709 I think he gave Frank a live gun. 1859 01:28:08,709 --> 01:28:10,834 I suggest abort. I repeat. Abort. 1860 01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:14,291 No. We can still get this. Get a mike in there. 1861 01:28:14,291 --> 01:28:15,625 Kitchen team get into position, 1862 01:28:15,625 --> 01:28:18,291 but nobody goes in until I say so. Understood? 1863 01:28:18,291 --> 01:28:19,542 Sir... Shut up. 1864 01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:20,750 Copy that. 1865 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:27,166 Best man. How do you do? 1866 01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:28,917 Huh. Oh, excuse me, 1867 01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:32,041 but I rather think you're wilting there, old boy. 1868 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:33,959 Here we are. 1869 01:28:33,959 --> 01:28:35,083 There we are. 1870 01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,583 Toodle-oo. 1871 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:37,583 Welcome back. 1872 01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:41,375 See you later, then. 1873 01:28:41,375 --> 01:28:43,041 RITCHIE: Ladies and gentlemen, 1874 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:46,583 perhaps you'd like to give a big hand 1875 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:50,583 to Gina and Mike! Whoo! 1876 01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:55,542 ♪ We are the champions 1877 01:28:55,542 --> 01:28:59,083 ♪ My friend ♪ 1878 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,583 You gotta get in here, Bob. 1879 01:29:00,583 --> 01:29:02,250 It's too late. He's gonna die. 1880 01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,959 No. This has been nine years. 1881 01:29:03,959 --> 01:29:05,166 Kitchen team. 1882 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,417 Standing by. 1883 01:29:06,417 --> 01:29:07,834 Wait for my word. 1884 01:29:07,834 --> 01:29:11,125 ♪ We are the champions 1885 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:14,917 ♪ We are the champions 1886 01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:18,083 ♪ No time for losers 1887 01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:20,458 ♪ Cause we are the champions 1888 01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:23,291 Look, we still got a chance. Frank's got a mike. 1889 01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:24,792 But, uh... 1890 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:27,083 What? 1891 01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:28,583 Vito gave him a live gun. 1892 01:29:33,792 --> 01:29:35,542 All right, all right. 1893 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:38,083 Now can your clappin', cause 1894 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:39,375 here's you know who, 1895 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:42,291 my new brother and our bridegroom. 1896 01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:44,375 All right. Come on! 1897 01:29:44,375 --> 01:29:47,458 Mikey, we're waiting! 1898 01:29:47,458 --> 01:29:49,125 We're waiting, Mikey! 1899 01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:50,625 You're getting married. 1900 01:29:50,625 --> 01:29:52,166 Thatta boy! 1901 01:29:53,834 --> 01:29:55,291 RITCHIE: Whoo! 1902 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,959 Speak up! 1903 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,458 Sorry. 1904 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,917 This is making me a bit nervous. 1905 01:30:12,917 --> 01:30:15,000 The last time I had to speak at a wedding, 1906 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,583 I was only supposed to propose a toast to the bridesmaids. 1907 01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:21,208 I ended up proposing an opening bid. 1908 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:23,041 What's worse is they both sold. 1909 01:30:24,166 --> 01:30:25,667 Where do you want it, the head or the chest? 1910 01:30:25,667 --> 01:30:26,667 Come on. 1911 01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:28,375 Come on. 1912 01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:31,000 MICHAEL: So, um... 1913 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,458 I'll keep it simple... 1914 01:30:32,458 --> 01:30:33,542 MAN: Good idea! 1915 01:30:33,542 --> 01:30:35,500 And just tell you why I think today, 1916 01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,542 for once, 1917 01:30:37,542 --> 01:30:39,166 I'm the one acquiring the masterpiece. 1918 01:30:42,625 --> 01:30:43,959 Firstly, it goes without saying 1919 01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:46,208 I've always been a huge fan of the Italian school. 1920 01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:52,458 Come on, speak to me, Vito. MICHAEL: Secondly... 1921 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,500 It's not working. 1922 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:55,000 And most importantly, 1923 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,834 they say that the, uh... 1924 01:30:56,834 --> 01:30:59,959 Real test of a masterpiece... 1925 01:30:59,959 --> 01:31:01,166 Is whether you instinctively know 1926 01:31:01,166 --> 01:31:03,375 it's something you're gonna 1927 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,750 keep forever, 1928 01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:07,333 love forever... 1929 01:31:09,041 --> 01:31:11,417 MICHAEL: Something you sense you've always... Don't think of it 1930 01:31:11,417 --> 01:31:13,709 VITO: ...As gaining a son. 1931 01:31:13,709 --> 01:31:14,750 If you don't do it, 1932 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,417 you're losing a daughter. 1933 01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:17,542 Sir? 1934 01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:18,542 No good. 1935 01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:22,583 MICHAEL: In some cases... 1936 01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:23,709 In some cases... 1937 01:31:24,917 --> 01:31:26,667 In some cases, it's even something 1938 01:31:26,667 --> 01:31:29,041 you'd be prepared to die to protect. 1939 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:33,083 That's certainly the case here. 1940 01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:36,542 I'd rather die than see any harm come to Gina. 1941 01:31:36,542 --> 01:31:39,041 I love her more than my own life. 1942 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:43,583 And I hope I'm making myself crystal clear 1943 01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:45,333 on that point. 1944 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,750 Death... 1945 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,041 Is okay by me. 1946 01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:57,917 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the father of the bride. 1947 01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:04,583 MAN: Frankie! 1948 01:32:04,583 --> 01:32:05,750 For Christ's sakes, Bob. 1949 01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:06,792 This is it. 1950 01:32:06,792 --> 01:32:07,917 Damn it. 1951 01:32:07,917 --> 01:32:09,125 Kitchen team, go! 1952 01:32:10,625 --> 01:32:11,875 Go. 1953 01:32:21,709 --> 01:32:24,792 Excuse me! FBI! 1954 01:32:38,625 --> 01:32:39,834 Aah! 1955 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,333 It's bullshit! 1956 01:32:47,917 --> 01:32:49,208 VITO: Do it! 1957 01:32:49,208 --> 01:32:50,291 Do it! FRANK: No! 1958 01:32:51,125 --> 01:32:52,458 Vinnie, do it! 1959 01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:53,667 FRANK: Vinnie, No! 1960 01:32:53,667 --> 01:32:54,792 Do it! Do it! 1961 01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:57,500 FRANK: No! VITO: Vinnie, do it! 1962 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,709 FRANK: Vinnie! 1963 01:32:58,709 --> 01:33:00,000 I'm ordering you! Kill her! 1964 01:33:00,667 --> 01:33:02,208 Yes! Got him. 1965 01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:03,959 FRANK: Vinnie, no! FBI! 1966 01:33:03,959 --> 01:33:05,291 AGENT: Freeze! 1967 01:33:06,917 --> 01:33:07,959 No! 1968 01:33:19,709 --> 01:33:21,458 Ambulance! Now! 1969 01:33:21,458 --> 01:33:22,500 It's too late. 1970 01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:54,667 Let's go. Get over there! Party's over! 1971 01:34:02,291 --> 01:34:05,083 MEDIC1: On three? MEDIC2: I'm ready. Three! 1972 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:27,375 I'm sorry. 1973 01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:29,417 I'm so sorry. No, I'm sorry. 1974 01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:33,875 GINA: You should both be sorry. 1975 01:34:35,083 --> 01:34:37,083 GINA: Ugh! 1976 01:34:37,083 --> 01:34:39,875 These things are surprisingly painful. 1977 01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:41,417 Oh, my god. 1978 01:34:41,417 --> 01:34:42,917 It's a new rule of mine. 1979 01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:45,208 Always assume you guys are hiding something. 1980 01:34:46,417 --> 01:34:47,458 But how? 1981 01:34:47,458 --> 01:34:48,625 Why di-- 1982 01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:50,792 Because when I thought of you with a gun, Michael, 1983 01:34:50,792 --> 01:34:52,542 suddenly I wanted a backup. 1984 01:34:52,542 --> 01:34:53,959 You did good. 1985 01:34:53,959 --> 01:34:55,291 Oh, my god. 1986 01:34:57,125 --> 01:34:58,208 Oh, God. 1987 01:34:58,208 --> 01:34:59,583 Oh, my god. Daddy. 1988 01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:00,792 I tell you, Frank... 1989 01:35:00,792 --> 01:35:03,458 Her father might act like a moron sometimes... 1990 01:35:03,458 --> 01:35:04,458 Vinnie? 1991 01:35:05,917 --> 01:35:07,375 So I retired. 1992 01:35:07,375 --> 01:35:08,917 I'm telling ya, Frankie, 1993 01:35:08,917 --> 01:35:10,333 the kid's a genius. 1994 01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:11,917 VINNIE: I mean, think about it. 1995 01:35:11,917 --> 01:35:13,333 You got Vito, 1996 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:15,041 Vito thinks he got his revenge, 1997 01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:16,041 and that's it. 1998 01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:18,625 Badda-bing. You're even, huh? 1999 01:35:18,625 --> 01:35:19,959 VINNIE: You're in the clear. 2000 01:35:19,959 --> 01:35:21,166 All of youse. 2001 01:35:21,166 --> 01:35:23,250 How the hell could you do this to me? 2002 01:35:23,250 --> 01:35:24,458 You were gonna do it to me. 2003 01:35:24,458 --> 01:35:26,166 No, we did it 'cause we love you. 2004 01:35:26,166 --> 01:35:27,333 Same here. 2005 01:35:27,333 --> 01:35:29,875 What, you love... 2006 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:30,959 Both of us? 2007 01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:36,667 I don't think so, Michael. 2008 01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:41,291 Oh, my god. 2009 01:35:41,291 --> 01:35:43,500 Wasn't that the-- My God! Gina! 2010 01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:47,750 P.A.: Welcome to the halfway point... Gina! 2011 01:35:47,750 --> 01:35:51,792 ...in the annual Central Park Senior Marathon! Excuse me! Gina! 2012 01:35:51,792 --> 01:35:53,041 GINA: No! 2013 01:35:53,041 --> 01:35:55,250 Gina. Wait! No! 2014 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,583 Leave me alone! 2015 01:35:56,583 --> 01:35:58,083 Listen! Listen! Leave me alone! 2016 01:35:58,083 --> 01:36:00,000 This picture! It isn't me! It isn't! 2017 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,834 It's... It's Kansas City Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes. 2018 01:36:02,834 --> 01:36:04,667 What? I was pretending to be a mobster, 2019 01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:05,917 and I couldn't say my R's, 2020 01:36:05,917 --> 01:36:07,291 and I had to kiss the waitress 2021 01:36:07,291 --> 01:36:08,792 or they would've killed us. 2022 01:36:08,792 --> 01:36:10,500 Look! Look who's sitting next to me. 2023 01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,834 MICHAEL: Recognize that suit? 2024 01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:15,625 Is that Dad? 2025 01:36:15,625 --> 01:36:17,667 Gina, this photo means nothing. 2026 01:36:19,542 --> 01:36:20,792 So... 2027 01:36:20,792 --> 01:36:22,834 So who's Mickey Blue Eyes? I am. 2028 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,959 I mean, I was. 2029 01:36:24,959 --> 01:36:26,458 We just made him up. 2030 01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:28,667 Please come back, and I'll explain everything. 2031 01:36:28,667 --> 01:36:32,041 So when you said you were with my dad that day... 2032 01:36:32,041 --> 01:36:35,000 You were... I was telling the truth. 2033 01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:39,041 You told me a lot of other lies, Michael. 2034 01:36:39,041 --> 01:36:40,291 I know. 2035 01:36:40,291 --> 01:36:41,917 I know. I... 2036 01:36:41,917 --> 01:36:45,083 I thought it was the only way to keep you. 2037 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:46,792 But you were right. It was... 2038 01:36:46,792 --> 01:36:48,750 The only sure way to lose you. 2039 01:36:53,375 --> 01:36:55,583 So... I was right. 2040 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,542 You were. 2041 01:36:57,542 --> 01:36:59,542 And smarter than you all along. 2042 01:36:59,542 --> 01:37:00,709 Yes. 2043 01:37:00,709 --> 01:37:01,750 And braver. 2044 01:37:01,750 --> 01:37:03,542 Much. 2045 01:37:03,542 --> 01:37:05,166 And more convincing at being shot. 2046 01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:07,208 Infinitely. 2047 01:37:09,250 --> 01:37:10,750 Marry me, Gina. 2048 01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:14,583 Would I have to be Mrs. Blue eyes? 2049 01:37:17,875 --> 01:37:18,917 Come he. 2050 01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:21,250 What? 2051 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:23,458 Come he. 2052 01:37:23,458 --> 01:37:24,542 What? 2053 01:37:24,542 --> 01:37:25,583 Id's me. 2054 01:37:25,583 --> 01:37:27,542 Miggey. Miggey Blue. 2055 01:37:28,625 --> 01:37:30,583 Oh, please. 2056 01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:48,500 ♪ Bop do dep do dop do dit bah 2057 01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:51,041 ♪ Boddee bonnie boop bah doodle babba hooba 2058 01:37:51,041 --> 01:37:52,375 ♪ Buona Sera 2059 01:37:52,375 --> 01:37:53,625 ♪ Signorina 2060 01:37:53,625 --> 01:37:54,917 ♪ Buona Sera 2061 01:37:54,917 --> 01:37:56,083 ♪ Doot doot do wop 2062 01:37:56,083 --> 01:37:58,375 ♪ It is time to say good night 2063 01:37:58,375 --> 01:37:59,667 ♪ To Napoli 2064 01:37:59,667 --> 01:38:01,125 ♪ Doot doot do wop 2065 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,667 ♪ It is time for us to whisper 2066 01:38:03,667 --> 01:38:04,959 ♪ Buona Sera 2067 01:38:04,959 --> 01:38:06,083 ♪ Doot doot do wop 2068 01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:07,834 ♪ With that ol' moon above 2069 01:38:07,834 --> 01:38:09,667 ♪ The Mediterranean Sea 2070 01:38:09,667 --> 01:38:11,291 ♪ Mmm 2071 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:13,291 ♪ In the morning, signorina 2072 01:38:13,291 --> 01:38:14,959 ♪ We'll go walkin' 2073 01:38:14,959 --> 01:38:16,291 ♪ Doot doot do wop 2074 01:38:16,291 --> 01:38:19,542 ♪ Where the mountains help the sun come into sight 2075 01:38:19,542 --> 01:38:20,583 ♪ Doot doot do wop 2076 01:38:20,583 --> 01:38:23,125 ♪ And by the little jewelry shop 2077 01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:25,625 ♪ We'll stop and linger 2078 01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:28,291 ♪ While I buy a wedding ring 2079 01:38:28,291 --> 01:38:30,959 ♪ For your finger 2080 01:38:30,959 --> 01:38:32,125 ♪ In the meantime 2081 01:38:32,125 --> 01:38:35,500 ♪ Let me tell you that I love you 2082 01:38:35,500 --> 01:38:37,458 ♪ And Buona Sera 2083 01:38:37,458 --> 01:38:39,125 ♪ Signorina kiss me good 2084 01:38:44,625 --> 01:38:46,542 (CHEERING AND CLAPPING TO MUSIC) 2085 01:39:12,709 --> 01:39:16,500 ♪ By the little jewelry shop we'll stop and linger 2086 01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:19,000 ♪ While I buy a wedding ring 2087 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:21,208 ♪ For your finger 2088 01:39:21,208 --> 01:39:22,542 ♪ In the meantime 2089 01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:25,750 ♪ Let me tell you that I love you 2090 01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:27,041 ♪ Buona Sera 2091 01:39:27,041 --> 01:39:28,041 ♪ Signorina 2092 01:39:28,041 --> 01:39:29,250 ♪ Kiss me good night 2093 01:39:29,250 --> 01:39:30,500 ♪ Do wop 2094 01:39:30,500 --> 01:39:32,542 ♪ Buona Sera, Signorina 2095 01:39:32,542 --> 01:39:34,542 ♪ Kiss me good night 2096 01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:37,041 ♪ Buona Sera, Signorina 2097 01:39:37,041 --> 01:39:39,208 ♪ Kiss me good night! ♪ 141890

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