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It was an interesting dynamic, the one that existed between my stepsister

and I.

I had always been a model son, got good grades, worked hard, stayed out of

trouble.

Veruca had enjoyed her fair share of trouble, both in school and with the

Are Mom and Dad home?

No, they don't know you're out all night. I covered for you.

Thank you so much. You're awesome.

What? Despite her reputation for being a bad girl, she had a heart of gold.

And it was that heart of gold that had me crushing hard ever since our parents

got married. What did you do last night?

I was out screwing this DJ I met at the club.

Total badass.

Into this weird sexual shit.

It's so hot. I'm down with it.

What kind of weird shit?

Like, um, BDSM stuff.

Tying me up. I'm really getting into it.

BDSM, isn't that kind of violent?

You're so cute.

What's up?

Can I ask you something?

Sure thing. What's up?

Do you think I'm a loser?

Period. Why are you asking me this?

Because you pet me all the time and you call me cute.

I'm 26 years old and everybody thinks I'm an altar boy.

You were an altar boy, Mikey.

Another thing, calling me Mikey. Look, I'm a man, not a boy.

That's the kind of argument a boy makes.

Listen, where I think you've gone wrong is being...

So by the book. You're such a rule follower.

I mean, the worst thing you've probably ever done is block out from drinking too

much.

I've never even had a hangover.

See? You're 26 and you haven't done a damn thing.

You need to start living your life. Branch out.

I mean, stop following the rules and discover the fun in breaking them.

So I mulled it over.

Tried changing up my wardrobe.

Knocking back beers and even smoking a few cigarettes.

Until I realized if I was going to go bad, I had to do it big.

Which is when I hatched a plan that, by even bad people's standards, was fairly

epic. I had so much fun last night.

I tried to lay down for a nap, and after an hour, I just got up. I've just been

so excited just sitting up thinking about it.

I know. I had no idea. I'd never tried that before.

I'm glad you liked it, too.

So, do you have plans later?

Well,

I had an idea.

How about you come over?

I'll leave the front door unlocked.

And when you get here, I'll be waiting in my bed, blindfolded.

I want you to do whatever you want to do to me.

Sound like fun?

Good.

Alright, I'll see you in a little while.

Oh, hey!

Um, so my DJ guy, he's coming over in a little while.

So don't bother us. And I told him I'm leaving the door unlocked.

So please don't lock the door. Got it? Okay.

Thanks, kiddo.

There you are.

I hope you like my outfit.

I wanted to make sure of fitting for the theme tonight.

Mmm.

So you do approve?

I didn't say that either. Listen, there's one thing to dabble in bad, and

another thing to jump straight on the crazy train and go overboard.

This is way overboard.

I mean, I'm like your sister.

I've never heard of anybody being this bad. I mean, hooking up with your own

family, that's pretty bad.

Yeah, you're right about that.

You didn't... You didn't seem to hate it.

No, I didn't hate it.

So?

So... This is really fucked up.

But... I'm down for fucked up.

Did you lock the door?

Belly's stepsister realized that nice guys make some of the most deviant guys.