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Hey, Mom, look, I need some... Hey, Tom, how are you doing?

Uh... What do you think of my Pokemon shirt?

I think it's gay.

It's gay as hell.

This is trendy right now. This isn't gay. Maybe it's only half your age.

I am not that old.

Mom, that's atrocious.

That is a tragedy right there.

What's going on? You didn't grow up watching Pokemon. I did. I know more

Pokemon than you do.

I actually watched it with you. I don't think there's something that you should

brag about.

You need to start dressing like your age.

This whole middle -aged crisis thing is just stuck in childhood. It's got to

stop. Stop the insanity.

I... Oh, Jesus Christ.

What? You want me to take it off now? No, I didn't want you to take it off.

I don't know what your issue is. You grew up around me. I'm your mother.

Why are you so uptight now?

I'm just changing.

Is it really that bad? I thought it looked good.

Don't get me wrong. You look really, really good.

You don't really hurt my feelings. I feel like I'm not that old.

I'm a young mother.

Most of your friends, like, their parents are way older than me. I know

me really young, Mom. You were a little promiscuous. And that's fine. There's

nothing wrong with that.

I'm trying to, too. And I accept you for your lifestyle.

And I'm... Well, you make me feel terrible about it, man. You make me feel

I'm not attractive.

You make me feel... You're super attractive.

All my friends really...

They make me uncomfortable.

And, yeah, your boobs are hanging out.

I can't. Son, you need to grow up. Honestly, it's not like you haven't seen

breasts before.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm going to go. I was going to ask you for some money, but I don't think I can

stand here any longer.

You said your friends?

Yeah, my friends think you're really hot.

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything.

Why are you?

I'm just, um, I'm gonna go now.

Mom, just let me go, okay? I'm just, I'm gonna leave now.

Let me see.

See what?

Uh,

mom.

Are you, so you, you don't think my Pokemon shirt is that bad or that I'm

awful? I don't. Your body says otherwise.

I think your Pokemon shirt is fucking terrible.

But I can't help it. You have nice tits.

And I shouldn't even be looking at you. You're my mom.

Well, you've seen my tits before.

I've... Sonny, you're at an age you should be comfortable with the human

This really isn't that big of a deal. And what you're feeling is natural.

Natural to feel, to get erections around my mom?

I don't think that that's natural.

You're getting older.

Yeah, but we don't live in Alabama.

We're not in Alabama. That has nothing to do with it. This is just human

anatomy, son.

What are you doing?

Mom? No, you need to be able... You're never going to get a girlfriend if you

aren't comfortable with this type of stuff.

It's natural.

Burn?

Oh, Jesus.

I... See? It's nothing to be afraid of.

It's totally fine.

It's not that bad. This is totally normal.

And honestly, I'm flattered that you

think, even with my midlife crisis... Oh, Mom, you know I

was just... I just was trying to look out for you. I don't... Everybody thinks

you're hot. I just... I kind of... I just miss you being more of a, I guess,

conservative type of dresser.

You're hot. You don't need to dress... Son, do you not... This is

totally normal. You really need to get over this. Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, my God.

You're... Why are you so... I know. ...wet? I can see it dripping.

This is what happens.

When bodies get turned on.

I should have paid more attention in health class.

I could help teach you some stuff.

Serious?

Teach me what?

Well... I mean... Oh, God. What are you...

Oh!

Oh, God. You...

Don't you, really, don't you, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mom. It's going to be okay. I don't think we should be doing this.

We don't ever have to do it again. You just need to learn.

Oh, my God.

Some basic stuff.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you took it so good.

Oh. See?

How hard was that to admit?

Feels weird, it doesn't, it shouldn't be, but he, oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh god.

Oh,

oh, fuck.

See?

This isn't so bad.

No, it feels really good.

Oh, oh my god.

You can't tell your sister about this, okay?

Oh, I wouldn't.

Oh, I wouldn't.

Oh.

Oh. Wow, you really... Ooh.

Growing up a lot recently. Oh.

Oh.

Ooh.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh.

You really do have a nice cock.

Oh, God, man.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh. You know what? This isn't that. Come here. Let's go to the bed, okay? Okay.

Lay down.

All right.

There you go.

Oh, shit.

You're so hot.

Adults can have fun.

Yeah, they can.

Better not consider this part of my midlife crisis.

If it is, it's working for me.

You want to have sex?

You're old enough now.

It's not an issue.

I don't know anyone who has ever fucked their mom.

You're not one of those people either. No one's going to ever know about this

either.

This isn't like this is going to be something I'm going to go bragging

You think I'm happy I haven't... I haven't had sex in a while,

and... There's no reason that we cannot do this right now.

We're both adults. Okay.

If this is what you want, Mom, I'll do anything.

Oh, my God.

Oh, can I look at you?

Oh.

It's so beautiful.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah, I've never seen a prettier...

Put your, all your lips.

Yeah, but I mean, you haven't really seen that many to begin with.

Hey, I watch a lot of porn, Mom.

You know that. You've seen my internet history.

Yeah, but it's different that person, sweetheart.

You'll, you, see, you need to learn that.

I, you, I'm not gonna argue with you, Mom.

I'm just saying the porn I watch is very, very educational.

It's like PBS for kids, except porn.

Yeah, honey.

But I'm horrid.

Oh, wow.

You're so tight.

You're so tight. I'm really sensitive, too. It's been a while.

You sure you want my cock in there, Mom?

You sure?

I haven't done this with a lot of girls. I know, but don't worry. I have.

It's going to be okay.

You've done it with a lot of girls?

Who are you?

You raised me.

Oh, my God.

You remember wearing Pokemon tops and your... You remember your aunt, Melissa,

that used to come over all the time when you were younger? Yeah, she bought me

Hot Wheels cars. I loved her.

Yeah, she was really your aunt.

What the fuck, Mom?

I'm almost afraid to ask. You're old enough to know these things now.

I think I feel a lot better being able to get this out in the open.

Well, I feel a lot closer to you already.

And I'm about to get even closer to you, so...

I just want you to know, I love you.

I love you too, Evan.

Okay.

Are you or not?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Careful.

I know you're excited, but maybe...

Don't. Calm down.

Calm down.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Fuck. All right. You need to. You can't just.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

This is what they do in the movies. I know. No.

You need to.

Oh.

Yeah. All right. You need to. Here. Listen.

Play with my clit. You can slow down and do it, too. Nice and easy.

Feel.

Feel my body.

Feel the rhythm.

Oh, wow.

I can do a little harder.

Like, literally that.

Oh, fuck. And then my G -spot. They're really big. So

you're going to want to press further up to my stomach.

That's what I'm afraid about.

Keep going. It's so tight. Nope, keep going. It's so tight. Keep going. Pull

a little more while you do it. All right.

Yes. All right.

Oh, shit.

Come on. It's so tight.

I'm going to come. Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yeah, come.

Come go a little harder. Oh, shit.

I... Oh.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh.

You can try to bruise me with your penis.

Oh. Oh. I know. Don't do that right away, though, with every girl, honey.

Oh, I don't think I... No, a lot of girls have really sensitive clips, okay?

After you.

Oh, why would I want to be in with other girls? No, it's not. This is just...

This is a one -time thing.

Don't get... Oh.

I mean... Okay, maybe... A few more practice sessions.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

That's really good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Mom.

You can dress however you want. As long as you let me do this.

I'll definitely give you that $20 for the mall now, too.

You're not treating me like a whore.

You're treating me like a dirty whore.

I think it might be worth more than 20 bucks, though.

Well, this is your... Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

You want more than 20?

You're in it.

Yeah.

I'm a big listener. Don't forget that, honey.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Fuck, yes, come on. Come again.

Four times.

I'll give you whatever the fuck you want.

Oh, God.

I'm coming. I'm going to come to you.

Oh, I can't help it.

Oh,

I just.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Don't come inside me. Don't get that in. Oh, my God. Damn it. I shouldn't

have even had to say that. I thought that was with.

You've already gone through menopause. Don't even give me that shit.

Just because you liked your dress, like you're 21.

You don't have to remind me of that.

Listen, I was there for the hot flashes.

There's nothing to be ashamed about, Mom.

I can come inside you anytime I want.

Besides, you pulled it right out of me.

You did.

You need to... We're going to have to work on your stamina, son.

Hey,

I think I did pretty good for fucking my own mother for the first time.

I do deserve that 20.

And once you come back, you clean up.

Don't put that top on again.

Fuck you.

Well, okay. I'll wear that top whenever I want. Okay, I think I could do it

again.

I still love you.

I love you too. But I don't have to love you enough to tell you the truth.

What? Dress like your age.