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Hey, Mom, look, I need some... Hey, Tom,
how are you doing?
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Uh... What do you think of my Pokemon
shirt?
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I think it's gay.
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It's gay as hell.
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This is trendy right now. This isn't
gay. Maybe it's only half your age.
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I am not that old.
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Mom, that's atrocious.
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That is a tragedy right there.
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What's going on? You didn't grow up
watching Pokemon. I did. I know more
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Pokemon than you do.
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I actually watched it with you. I don't
think there's something that you should
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brag about.
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You need to start dressing like your
age.
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This whole middle -aged crisis thing is
just stuck in childhood. It's got to
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stop. Stop the insanity.
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I... Oh, Jesus Christ.
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What? You want me to take it off now?
No, I didn't want you to take it off.
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I don't know what your issue is. You
grew up around me. I'm your mother.
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Why are you so uptight now?
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I'm just changing.
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Is it really that bad? I thought it
looked good.
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Don't get me wrong. You look really,
really good.
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You don't really hurt my feelings. I
feel like I'm not that old.
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I'm a young mother.
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Most of your friends, like, their
parents are way older than me. I know
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me really young, Mom. You were a little
promiscuous. And that's fine. There's
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nothing wrong with that.
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I'm trying to, too. And I accept you for
your lifestyle.
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And I'm... Well, you make me feel
terrible about it, man. You make me feel
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I'm not attractive.
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You make me feel... You're super
attractive.
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All my friends really...
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They make me uncomfortable.
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And, yeah, your boobs are hanging out.
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I can't. Son, you need to grow up.
Honestly, it's not like you haven't seen
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breasts before.
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Yeah, that's true.
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I'm going to go. I was going to ask you
for some money, but I don't think I can
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stand here any longer.
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You said your friends?
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Yeah, my friends think you're really
hot.
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What are you doing?
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I'm not doing anything.
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Why are you?
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I'm just, um, I'm gonna go now.
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Mom, just let me go, okay? I'm just, I'm
gonna leave now.
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Let me see.
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See what?
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Uh,
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mom.
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Are you, so you, you don't think my
Pokemon shirt is that bad or that I'm
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awful? I don't. Your body says
otherwise.
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I think your Pokemon shirt is fucking
terrible.
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But I can't help it. You have nice tits.
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And I shouldn't even be looking at you.
You're my mom.
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Well, you've seen my tits before.
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I've... Sonny, you're at an age you
should be comfortable with the human
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This really isn't that big of a deal.
And what you're feeling is natural.
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Natural to feel, to get erections around
my mom?
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I don't think that that's natural.
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You're getting older.
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Yeah, but we don't live in Alabama.
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We're not in Alabama. That has nothing
to do with it. This is just human
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anatomy, son.
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What are you doing?
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Mom? No, you need to be able... You're
never going to get a girlfriend if you
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aren't comfortable with this type of
stuff.
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It's natural.
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Burn?
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Oh, Jesus.
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I... See? It's nothing to be afraid of.
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It's totally fine.
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It's not that bad. This is totally
normal.
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And honestly, I'm flattered that you
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think, even with my midlife crisis...
Oh, Mom, you know I
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was just... I just was trying to look
out for you. I don't... Everybody thinks
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you're hot. I just... I kind of... I
just miss you being more of a, I guess,
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conservative type of dresser.
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You're hot. You don't need to dress...
Son, do you not... This is
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totally normal. You really need to get
over this. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Oh, my God.
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You're... Why are you so... I know.
...wet? I can see it dripping.
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This is what happens.
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When bodies get turned on.
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I should have paid more attention in
health class.
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I could help teach you some stuff.
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Serious?
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Teach me what?
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Well... I mean... Oh, God. What are
you...
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Oh!
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Oh, God. You...
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Don't you, really, don't you, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Mom. It's going to be okay. I don't
think we should be doing this.
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We don't ever have to do it again. You
just need to learn.
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Oh, my God.
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Some basic stuff.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you took it so good.
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Oh. See?
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How hard was that to admit?
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Feels weird, it doesn't, it shouldn't
be, but he, oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh god.
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Oh,
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oh, fuck.
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See?
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This isn't so bad.
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No, it feels really good.
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Oh, oh my god.
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You can't tell your sister about this,
okay?
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Oh, I wouldn't.
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Oh, I wouldn't.
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Oh.
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Oh. Wow, you really... Ooh.
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Growing up a lot recently. Oh.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Oh. Fuck.
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Oh.
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You really do have a nice cock.
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Oh, God, man.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh. You know what? This isn't that. Come
here. Let's go to the bed, okay? Okay.
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Lay down.
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All right.
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There you go.
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Oh, shit.
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You're so hot.
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Adults can have fun.
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Yeah, they can.
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Better not consider this part of my
midlife crisis.
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If it is, it's working for me.
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You want to have sex?
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You're old enough now.
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It's not an issue.
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I don't know anyone who has ever fucked
their mom.
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You're not one of those people either.
No one's going to ever know about this
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either.
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This isn't like this is going to be
something I'm going to go bragging
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You think I'm happy I haven't... I
haven't had sex in a while,
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and... There's no reason that we cannot
do this right now.
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We're both adults. Okay.
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If this is what you want, Mom, I'll do
anything.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, can I look at you?
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Oh.
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It's so beautiful.
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Oh, you think so?
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Yeah, I've never seen a prettier...
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Put your, all your lips.
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Yeah, but I mean, you haven't really
seen that many to begin with.
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Hey, I watch a lot of porn, Mom.
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You know that. You've seen my internet
history.
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Yeah, but it's different that person,
sweetheart.
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You'll, you, see, you need to learn
that.
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I, you, I'm not gonna argue with you,
Mom.
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I'm just saying the porn I watch is
very, very educational.
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It's like PBS for kids, except porn.
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Yeah, honey.
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But I'm horrid.
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Oh, wow.
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You're so tight.
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You're so tight. I'm really sensitive,
too. It's been a while.
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You sure you want my cock in there, Mom?
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You sure?
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I haven't done this with a lot of girls.
I know, but don't worry. I have.
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It's going to be okay.
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You've done it with a lot of girls?
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Who are you?
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You raised me.
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Oh, my God.
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You remember wearing Pokemon tops and
your... You remember your aunt, Melissa,
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that used to come over all the time when
you were younger? Yeah, she bought me
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Hot Wheels cars. I loved her.
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Yeah, she was really your aunt.
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What the fuck, Mom?
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I'm almost afraid to ask. You're old
enough to know these things now.
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I think I feel a lot better being able
to get this out in the open.
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Well, I feel a lot closer to you
already.
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And I'm about to get even closer to you,
so...
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I just want you to know, I love you.
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I love you too, Evan.
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Okay.
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Are you or not?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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Careful.
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I know you're excited, but maybe...
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Don't. Calm down.
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Calm down.
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Oh, God.
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Oh. Oh.
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Fuck. All right. You need to. You can't
just.
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Oh. Oh, fuck.
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This is what they do in the movies. I
know. No.
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You need to.
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Oh.
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Yeah. All right. You need to. Here.
Listen.
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Play with my clit. You can slow down and
do it, too. Nice and easy.
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Feel.
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Feel my body.
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Feel the rhythm.
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Oh, wow.
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I can do a little harder.
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Like, literally that.
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Oh, fuck. And then my G -spot. They're
really big. So
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you're going to want to press further up
to my stomach.
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That's what I'm afraid about.
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Keep going. It's so tight. Nope, keep
going. It's so tight. Keep going. Pull
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a little more while you do it. All
right.
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Yes. All right.
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Oh, shit.
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Come on. It's so tight.
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I'm going to come. Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, yeah, come.
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Come go a little harder. Oh, shit.
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I... Oh.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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You can try to bruise me with your
penis.
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Oh. Oh. I know. Don't do that right
away, though, with every girl, honey.
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Oh, I don't think I... No, a lot of
girls have really sensitive clips, okay?
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After you.
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Oh, why would I want to be in with other
girls? No, it's not. This is just...
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This is a one -time thing.
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Don't get... Oh.
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I mean... Okay, maybe... A few more
practice sessions.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, God.
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That's really good.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Mom.
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You can dress however you want. As long
as you let me do this.
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I'll definitely give you that $20 for
the mall now, too.
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You're not treating me like a whore.
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You're treating me like a dirty whore.
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I think it might be worth more than 20
bucks, though.
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Well, this is your... Oh!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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You want more than 20?
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You're in it.
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Yeah.
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I'm a big listener. Don't forget that,
honey.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh!
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Fuck, yes, come on. Come again.
259
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Four times.
260
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I'll give you whatever the fuck you
want.
261
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Oh, God.
262
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I'm coming. I'm going to come to you.
263
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,070
Oh, I can't help it.
264
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,530
Oh,
265
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:55,890
I just.
266
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,270
Oh, yeah.
267
00:15:58,510 --> 00:15:59,510
Oh.
268
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Oh. Don't come inside me. Don't get that
in. Oh, my God. Damn it. I shouldn't
269
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,870
have even had to say that. I thought
that was with.
270
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,650
You've already gone through menopause.
Don't even give me that shit.
271
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Just because you liked your dress, like
you're 21.
272
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You don't have to remind me of that.
273
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,710
Listen, I was there for the hot flashes.
274
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,510
There's nothing to be ashamed about,
Mom.
275
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I can come inside you anytime I want.
276
00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,130
Besides, you pulled it right out of me.
277
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You did.
278
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:36,190
You need to... We're going to have to
work on your stamina, son.
279
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,290
Hey,
280
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:43,310
I think I did pretty good for fucking my
own mother for the first time.
281
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,670
I do deserve that 20.
282
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And once you come back, you clean up.
283
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,350
Don't put that top on again.
284
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Fuck you.
285
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:57,130
Well, okay. I'll wear that top whenever
I want. Okay, I think I could do it
286
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,130
again.
287
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,370
I still love you.
288
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,430
I love you too. But I don't have to love
you enough to tell you the truth.
289
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What? Dress like your age.
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