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Look who's home.

Hi.

Have a good day, son.

You don't have to call me son.

Well, I married your dad, so I'm pretty sure I do.

Just because you're fucking my dad doesn't make you my mom.

Okay, well, like I said, I married him. I'm not just fucking him. Although we're

doing a lot of that, too, so... Yeah, and you're fucking everybody at the

office, too.

Oh, look at you. You're just in the know about everything.

You know, one day dad's going to find out about it.

And then this nightmare will be over.

So, it doesn't have to be a nightmare. I

don't know why you would call this fantastic opportunity a nightmare.

Opportunity? Yeah, opportunity. I mean, who else gets to be the talk of all

their friends? Fucking their hot stepmom.

You have no shame.

Do I need moral?

Oh, gosh, so I might need Mr. Moral.

Look, your dad and I have a very specific

arrangement, and it works out for us.

There's nothing wrong with that.

You know, he has fun.

So is he going to find out about this?

I don't think he is.

I don't want to know that I fucked our son.

So, this will just be our little secret.

Don't you want to be the coolest guy in school fucking your hot stepmom?

I thought I didn't say anything.

I mean, you could tell some of your cute little friends, you know, invite them

over.

You're gonna fuck them too?

I mean...

Who knows what's going to happen. Let me start with you first.

Unless you're too, you know, high and mighty or whatever.

Was it immoral?

Very persuasive.

You know, you can't stop being such a little brat and make it have fun.

Just like them moms are.

A good thing for everyone.

I think so.

What do you say?

See how my dad likes you so much?

It could be our little secret.

We've got good ones on here.

My bratty little pun.

Put you in line.

Oh yeah.

Hello.

Can you hold my hair back for me?

Like a good guy.

You didn't take no for an answer, did you?

You never told me no, Fern.

They get me hot.

Bye.

Such a good boy.

We don't need those.

I'm glad you stopped acting all highly.

So you can get some of this yummy dick.

Yeah.

That's a good boy

Mmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

to do this again.