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Toto je p��b�h �ty� sirotk�,
kter� dal osud dohromady.
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Je�t� nev�d�li, �e to co je
�ek�, je n�co d�siv� obrovsk�ho.
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...N�co velk�ho.
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Velkej bij�k
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Toto je na�e prvn� sirota, Lucka.
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Vychoval j� star�, mil� spr�vce,
Ale ten byl bohu�el zavra�d�n.
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Pros�m, neum�rej.
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Pros�m neum�rej, m�m jen
tebe. Slez z m� ruky !
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Promi�.
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To je n�jak� k�d.
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Co to je ?
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� m�j Bo�e ! �ekni mi k�d ! Pros�m !
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Sejmu t� jako Kevina Federlina.
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Pros�m, aspo� n�jak� vod�tko !
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Tvoje t�lo je ve tvaru p�smene... "D" !
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Pros�m, pros�m d�l. To znamen� "A".
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Te� to zna��...Te� "V" .."V"!
"I"... D..DA..DAV..DAVI!
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Da Vinci !
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Dob�e.
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TAK STRA�N� ��ES M� TOM
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Stra�n�... "Stra�n�" to...
...to slovo m� 7 p�smen.
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K�d je sedmi�ka !
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ZLAT� TIKET VYHR�V�� �ANCI
NA OBROVSK� DOBRODRU�STV� !
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N� dal�� sirotek je Edward.
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Bydlel v mexick�m kl�te�e
z�rove� s ostatn�mi d�tmi.
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Nebudu to j�st.
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Eduarde, dnes pod�v�me
n�co v�jime�n� chutn�ho.
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Nacho ! S�rov� doritos jsou nejlep�� !
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M�m u� toho dost !
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Stanu se z�pasn�kem Lucha Libre.
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- Mysl�, �e jse� lep�� ne� ostatn� sirotci ?
- Jo.
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Chanchito, poj� sem.
Uka� mu, co znamen� �cta.
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To je asi n�jak� sranda.
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Zkus jak chutnaj� fazole hluboko v nose.
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Zni� a rozsekej ho.
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Chanchito, sho� ho ze stolu !
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ZLAT� TIKET VYHR�V�� �ANCI
NA OBROVSK� DOBRODRU�STV� !
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A nevracej se blbe !
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Na�e dal�� sirota, Susan, pr�v� let� z
Nambie, aby poznala sv� nevlastn� rodi�e.
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- D�te si koktejl ?
- Jen vodu.
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Co si d�te k pit� ?
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Vybrala jsem si �patn� den na let.
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To u� je hodn�.
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M�m dost t�ch vymrdan�ch had�
v tomhle zasran�m letadle.
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- J� taky.
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- U� toho m�m dost !
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M�m dost t�ch vymrdan�ch had�
v tomhle zasran�m letadle.
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Spr�vn�.
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M�m dost t�ch vymrdan�ch had�
v tomhle zasran�m letadle.
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Pro� to po��d opakuje� ?
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Proto�e internetov� blogge�i
milujou, kdy� to ��k�m:M�m dost ....!
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Dob�e.
U� sme to sly�eli, jasn�?!
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Ne, nemysl�m!!
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M�m dost t�ch vymrdan�ch had�
v tomhle zasran�m letadle.
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- Pro� �ve� sakra ?
- Mrd�m t�, d�vko !
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V�dycky �vu ! Jsem Samuel
L. Jackson. "D�vko" ?
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Jsem tak vzru�en�...
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Jo !
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A tohle je n�s posledn� sirotek, Petr.
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Na�el sv� m�sto, mezi mutantama.
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Ale nikdy ho nep�ijmuli mezi sebe.
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-Ahoj, Mystique.
-Ahoj, L.C.
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Tak...P�em��lel jsem...
�la by jsi se mnou na ples ?
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Zeptej se eF.
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Hezk� ��es, Rogue.
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�van� s moj� holkou,
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nesna� se m� na�tvat.
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Zasran�e.
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Boj ! Boj ! Boj ! Boj ! Boj ! Boj !
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Co te� bude� d�lat k�mo ?
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Uvol�uje svoj� s�lu.
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Vypust� and�lsk� k��dla !
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Sp� ku�ec� k��dla.
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Nechte toho... Nechte toho...
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Je zn�mo, �e Petr je moc velk�
p��a, aby se dok�zal ubr�nit.
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Pro tyto �ty�i sirotky se jejich
�ivoty zm�n� jednou prov�dy.
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V�tejte.
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O�ek�val jsem v�s.
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Tak.... Poj�te.
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Miluju tvoje legend�rn� sladkosti.
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�okol�dov� �eka !
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�okol�da !
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00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:35,027
Ve skute�nosti, je to kanalizace.
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Ml�de�i, chcete v�d�t, d�ky �emu
m� sladkosti chutnaj� speci�ln� ?
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Je to speci�ln� ingredienc�...
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Popravd�, jsou to lidsk� org�ny.
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��sti t�la ka�d�ho z v�s se
m��ou prom�nit v chutn� sladkosti.
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- Pad�m odsa�.
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- Pus� n�s, zr�do !
- Pus� n�s, zr�do !
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Ne, nem��u to ud�lat.
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Ano, m��e�.
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M��e�.
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Nyn� pat��te pouze m�.
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P�esta�te ! Pus�te m� !
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00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,260
Co to d�l� ?
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00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:09,211
Willy mi p�ik�zal vy�istit kliky.
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Blbko.
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00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:13,654
Mus�me se odsa� dostat.
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00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,561
- Mus�me se odsa� dostat.
- To jsem u� �ekla !
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00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:18,558
To jsem u� �ekla.
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00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:23,155
Kam p�jdeme ? Nem�m kam se vracet.
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00:17:23,191 --> 00:17:25,314
A to jsem myslel, �e ten
l�stek je m�j kousek �t�st�.
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00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,984
M�la jsem jen sv�ho kur�tora.
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Nikdy jsem nikoho nem�la.
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Vychovala jsem se sama.
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00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:34,735
- Proto jse� povrchn� ?
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A je�t� trochu jedovat�.
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00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,355
- Pro� my ?
- Proto�e by se po n�s ani nikomu nest�skalo.
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00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:47,819
Budeme tady, doka� nechc�pneme.
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00:17:47,856 --> 00:17:49,931
Dr� hubu, stra�� n�s.
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00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,196
Ne��kej, co m�m d�lat. Nejsi m�j otec.
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00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:56,292
Jsi dvakr�t tak zbab�lcem.
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00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:58,293
Nech Petra. On se jen br�nil.
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00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,551
Starej se sama o sebe.
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00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:07,076
Jsme v tom spole�n�.
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Nemysl�m jen na sebe,
ale jestli m�me p�e��t,
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mus�me dr�et spolu.
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00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,834
U� se neh�d�te ?
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00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:24,974
Nev�m.
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00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:30,334
-Kdo chce politovat m�j pendrek ?
-To je Willy.
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Schovat !
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00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:50,821
Kde jste ?
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Najdu v�s.
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00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:09,043
-Pozor-
M��e zp�sobit udu�en�,
dr�te se od t�to sra�ky d�l.
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P�imrzl...
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M�j jafyk !
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00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,549
Dobr�����������.
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00:22:25,405 --> 00:22:26,732
Kde to jsem ?
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00:22:27,558 --> 00:22:29,301
V zemi zvan� Gnarnia.
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Aha.. "g", tak jak ve slov� "gnome."
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A nebo "gnarly."
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00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:52,161
To nen� podobn�. Jsem pan Tumnus.
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J� jsem Lucka.
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Kdo jsi ?
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Jsem faun.
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Nap�l �lov�k, Nap�l kozel.
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- Aha...
- Jo, t�ta p�chal kozu.
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To jsou moji rodi�e.
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M� po n� bradku.
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D�kuju.
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-A ty ?
-...ne, moji rodi�e jsou lidi.
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No fuj, hnusn�.
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00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:32,541
Jsi dcera Evy co ?
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Jak jsem nezdvo�il�. Provedu t� tady.
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00:23:57,199 --> 00:23:59,731
V�tej ve m�m faunov� dom�.
146
00:24:17,814 --> 00:24:18,849
Fajn, jdeme.
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00:24:28,687 --> 00:24:31,099
Pod�vej se do ledni�ky.
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00:24:32,757 --> 00:24:35,138
Cristal je v�dycky nejlep��.
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00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:39,941
Diddy je tu s n�mi. Hej, Diddy !
150
00:24:51,298 --> 00:24:54,197
P�iv�tej se s ko�i�kama.
151
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- Mrkni na moj� plazmu.
152
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,147
P�iv�tejte m�ho p��tel��ka !
153
00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:24,446
"Zjizven� tv��" je zasranej zabij�k.
154
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:29,672
Jsem Tony Montana. Naserete
m�, naserete toho nejlep��ho !
155
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:39,158
Opravdov� obyvatel m�
v�ude plochou televizi.
156
00:25:39,441 --> 00:25:42,027
Na toalet�, kde si r�ch�m penis...
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00:25:48,056 --> 00:25:50,072
To je moje obl�ben� sc�na.
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00:25:56,546 --> 00:25:59,810
Pod gau�em, kdy� trochu ukl�z�m...
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00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,599
Na jej� hlavu, kdy� ona...no,
160
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Le�t� mi kopyto.
161
00:26:19,539 --> 00:26:23,876
Vid�las moj� chatu, tak�e zmiz odtud...
162
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,610
No, u� bych se
m�la asi vr�tit.
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Ne, mus�...tu z�stat.
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00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,358
Pane Tumnusi
nikdy na v�s nezapomenu.
165
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,155
Pros�m, vem si to,
jako vzpom�nku na m�.
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A j� na tebe.
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Promi�.
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Lucko... Jsi v nebezpe��.
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Mus� odej�t, hned.
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- Co se stalo ?
- Vezmi si to, v�echno pochop�.
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Identifikace potvrzena.
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Moje o�i !
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00:27:29,612 --> 00:27:32,282
To je lep�� jak kontaktn� �o�ky.
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��belsk� b�l� d�vka, kter� vl�dne Gnarnii
p�ik�zala, vydat j� ka�d�ho �lov�ka,
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kter�ho spat��me.
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Vzal jsem t� sem, abych t� zradil...
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00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:49,567
Ale nemohu to ud�lat.
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00:27:49,603 --> 00:27:51,452
Jsi opravdov� kamar�dka.
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00:27:51,653 --> 00:27:54,934
Uvrhla toti� celou zem do v��n� zimy.
180
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,764
Pod jej�m panov�n�m tady m�me:
181
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Odposlechy,...
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... z�kaz s�atk� homosexu�l�,...
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...nemluv� o �patn� reakci na hurik�n.
184
00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:10,912
Ani �erno�i neobchodujou s B�lou D�vkou.
185
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:15,725
Existuje tu
hnut� odporu.
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00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:19,786
Zjistili, �e B�l� D�vka vyv�j�
zbra� hromadn�ho ni�en�,
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kter� n�s v�echny
m��e zab�t.
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00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,038
Po�kej, opravdov� zbra� hromadn�ho
ni�en� nebo jen n�jak� hra�ka?
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Ne,
opravdov�
190
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- To je stra�n�.
191
00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:34,268
Ut�kej, ne� to zjist�.
192
00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,780
Tato zpr�va se sama
zni�� za jednu sekundu.
193
00:28:40,817 --> 00:28:42,245
Co ?
194
00:28:51,034 --> 00:28:53,464
Vylezte, kdekoliv jste.
195
00:28:58,464 --> 00:29:01,235
- Lucko ?
- Kdo chce pocuchat Willyho ego ?
196
00:29:01,277 --> 00:29:03,367
Ute�, mus� se schovat.
197
00:29:05,623 --> 00:29:10,150
Lucko. Kdo tu bydl� ? Liber�lov�?
198
00:29:29,377 --> 00:29:31,579
Dobr� �kryt, ta sk���.
199
00:30:25,636 --> 00:30:27,935
Stiflerova m�ma !
200
00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:36,393
Na kolena p�ed kr�lovou.
201
00:30:39,258 --> 00:30:40,850
Jsi synem Adama ?
202
00:30:40,891 --> 00:30:42,012
Co?
203
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,237
Ne, jsem Edward.
204
00:30:45,192 --> 00:30:46,997
Omlouv�m se, Va�e V�sosti.
205
00:30:47,035 --> 00:30:49,842
Sledoval jsem Lucky stopy... Lucko ?
206
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,482
Jak velk� je va�e rodina ?
207
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:54,164
Ne. Lucka, Petr a Susan
nejsou moje rodina.
208
00:30:54,306 --> 00:30:56,641
Jsme sirotci od narozen�.
209
00:30:56,711 --> 00:30:58,205
V�tba.
210
00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:04,950
Pros�m, dovol mi ti pomoct vst�t.
211
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,713
- Mus� b�t vyprahl�.
- Ano.
212
00:31:25,892 --> 00:31:27,689
Co�e, 40 procentn�?
213
00:31:49,432 --> 00:31:51,137
Miluju tohle m�sto.
214
00:31:51,179 --> 00:31:54,338
M��e tu b�t tv�j nov� domov.
215
00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:58,221
S moj� pomoc� se m��e� st�t kr�lem.
216
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,977
Co�e? Kr�l?
217
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,189
On nem��e b�t kr�l.
218
00:32:06,929 --> 00:32:08,939
A ty bude� moje kr�lovna ?
219
00:32:32,748 --> 00:32:34,945
Tak co?
220
00:32:37,572 --> 00:32:40,981
Ale nejprve... mus�m
poznat i ostatn�. Pro� ?
221
00:32:41,012 --> 00:32:44,389
Chce� snad taky ud�lat z Petra kr�le ?
222
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:51,487
Oh, ne ! Ale...ka�d� kr�l pot�ebuje
poddan�, kte�� se pro n�j ob�tuj�.
223
00:32:55,261 --> 00:32:56,658
Ale Va�e v�sosti...?
224
00:33:00,192 --> 00:33:03,601
Pohle�, toto je m�j B�l� hrad.
225
00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:08,891
-B�l� hrad ?
-Asi kdysi byl.
226
00:33:09,537 --> 00:33:13,264
P�ive� mi ostatn�, a korunuju t� kr�lem.
227
00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:15,790
Jasn�.
228
00:33:36,322 --> 00:33:37,327
Lucko.
229
00:33:38,529 --> 00:33:39,892
Edwarde?!
230
00:33:41,659 --> 00:33:43,788
Taky jsi pro�el sk��n� ?
231
00:33:44,665 --> 00:33:47,317
Lucko ! Edwarde !
232
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,448
Je to docela dobr� �kryt.
233
00:33:51,485 --> 00:33:54,211
Mus�me hned ut�ct. Jsme
tady ve velk�m nebezpe��.
234
00:33:54,244 --> 00:33:56,137
Ale ne..Mus�me tady z�stat.
235
00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,464
Kam sp�ch� Lucko ?
236
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,502
- Te� p�i�li. ��dn�
nebezpe�� tady nen�.
237
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,108
- D�vejte, p�u svoje jm�no.
238
00:34:05,398 --> 00:34:09,051
Pros�m v�s, poj�me pry�.
Pan Tumnus m� varoval.
239
00:34:09,609 --> 00:34:11,615
Pan Tumnus, kdo to sakra je ?
240
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,822
Miluju sudoku.
241
00:34:17,712 --> 00:34:19,202
Je to �lov�k-kozel.
242
00:34:19,237 --> 00:34:22,131
Varoval m� p�ed
nebezpe��m. No tak Lucko...
243
00:34:22,169 --> 00:34:26,375
Fajn ! Jestli mysl�te, �e kecal, tak
za n�m p�jdeme a zept�te se ho sami.
244
00:34:32,194 --> 00:34:33,957
Bude to t잚� n� jsem si myslel.
245
00:34:36,884 --> 00:34:39,529
Hej koukejte, Nicole Richie!
246
00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:57,356
Pane Tumnus ?
247
00:35:00,931 --> 00:35:03,723
Tak, co se tu stalo ?
248
00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:06,501
- Co to k �ertu je ?
- Mluv�c� bobr !
249
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:09,104
- Do prdele !
- Vypadni odsud !
250
00:35:09,145 --> 00:35:11,381
Ne !
251
00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:21,220
C�t�m v rozkroku, �e nejste
zvykl� na mluv�c� bobry.
252
00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,625
Jmenuju se Chlupat� Bobr.
253
00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:28,617
Pan Tumnus je m�j �ivotn� partner.
254
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:30,518
Mil��ek...
255
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:35,370
Pana Tumnuse unesla B�l� d�vka.
256
00:35:36,311 --> 00:35:38,863
Ukrutn� vl�dkyn�...
257
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,393
... unesla pana Tumnuse
za to, �e ukr�val �lov�ka.
258
00:35:41,429 --> 00:35:43,887
M��eme ti n�jak pomoc ?
259
00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:45,072
Ano.
260
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,700
Mus�te se vydat za Asslem.
O�ek�v� v�s u starod�vn�ho stolu.
261
00:35:48,737 --> 00:35:51,486
- Kdo je Asslo ?
- Kdo je Asslo ?
262
00:35:52,013 --> 00:35:55,273
- Je to opravdov� kr�l Gnarnie.
- Ne nadlouho.
263
00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:57,300
Hele, je v�tba...
264
00:35:57,301 --> 00:36:01,368
�tve�ice se p�ipoj� k Asslovi
a spole�n� zni�� B�lou D�vku.
265
00:36:01,815 --> 00:36:03,901
- My ?
- Jo, jste hrdinov�.
266
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,408
- Zvl�t� ty, Pet�e.
- M�j synu...
267
00:36:07,705 --> 00:36:10,834
pos�l�m t� na zemi, ale ne bezd�vodn�.
268
00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:14,155
Bude� sp�sa lidstva.
269
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,835
Jsi skute�n� nep�emo�iteln�.
270
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:36,681
M�j bo�e, st�elil jsi m�
do toho zkurven�ho oka !
271
00:36:36,722 --> 00:36:40,868
Pekeln� to bol� ! Pro� jsi to ud�lal do
prdele ? To nebylo nutn�, ty bastarde !
272
00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:49,779
- Ale to je nemo�n�.
- "Ale to je nemo�n�."
273
00:36:49,815 --> 00:36:52,480
- Pro� zrovna on ?
- Mo�n� nen� Superman...
274
00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:54,531
...ale p�esto je hrdina.
275
00:36:54,568 --> 00:36:56,546
Takov� je jeho osud.
276
00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:02,085
Mysl�te, �e ka�d� zvl
by jste m�li �anci ?
277
00:37:02,658 --> 00:37:05,349
Rozhl�dn�te se kolem sebe.
Ka�d� jste z jin�ho rodu.
278
00:37:14,257 --> 00:37:15,667
Hezk� pohled.
279
00:37:30,652 --> 00:37:32,907
V�ichni jsme na obrazech.
280
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,038
Ale co to znamen� ?
281
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,401
Spr�vn�.
282
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,400
To je kryptix.
283
00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,976
Spr�vce m� u�il,
jak to de�ifrovat.
284
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,975
Hup nahoru.
285
00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,865
Bu� opatrn�.
286
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,839
Co to je?
287
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,708
Na�e rodn� listy.
288
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,680
V�ichni m�me stejn� p��jmen�
a stejn� rodi�e.
289
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,491
J� to nech�pu.
V�ichni jste p��buzn�.
290
00:38:50,975 --> 00:38:55,425
Brat�i a sestry
- rodina, pro Kristovy r�ny !
291
00:38:58,868 --> 00:39:00,990
Je to pravda ?
292
00:39:01,027 --> 00:39:03,478
Nikdo z n�s nem�l dosud rodinu.
293
00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:06,047
Nikdo z n�s nem�l dosud rodinu.
294
00:39:06,141 --> 00:39:07,580
Je to pravda.
295
00:39:07,733 --> 00:39:09,846
Jste �ty��ata.
296
00:39:10,218 --> 00:39:11,492
A na�i rodi�e ?
297
00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:13,556
Zabila je B�l� D�vka.
298
00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:15,718
Pak v�s rozd�lila,...
299
00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:18,613
...aby se v�tba nikdy nevyplnila.
300
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,943
Kde je Edward?
301
00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,869
Vr�til jsem se, poklade.
302
00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:29,891
�au k�mo, st�skalo se v�m ?
303
00:39:33,753 --> 00:39:36,498
- Pro� ?!
- Proto�e nejsem tv�j k�mo�.
304
00:39:37,478 --> 00:39:39,301
Kde jsou ostatn� ?
305
00:39:40,384 --> 00:39:42,328
Myslel jsem, �e n�s n�co spojuje.
306
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,538
M�m dokonce tetov�n� s tv�m jm�nem.
307
00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:54,398
To v�c p�ipom�n�
tetov�n� 50 Centa, idiote.
308
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,740
Kurva !
309
00:39:55,776 --> 00:39:57,486
Neud�lali to, kter� jsem cht�l !
310
00:40:00,427 --> 00:40:03,862
Pt�m se t� znova. Kde
m� zbytek rodiny ?
311
00:40:03,899 --> 00:40:06,191
��k�m ti, oni nejsou moje rodina !
312
00:40:10,184 --> 00:40:11,959
�ekne� mi kde jsou ?
313
00:40:13,535 --> 00:40:15,031
Nikdy.
314
00:40:20,882 --> 00:40:23,482
�li do domu pana Tumnuse.
315
00:40:27,486 --> 00:40:31,565
Ano ! Pr�v� jsi byl nachyt�n.
316
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,514
Jo ! Dostali jsme ho.
�ekni to do kamery.
317
00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:37,909
- �ekni to.
- Pr�v� jste m� dostali.
318
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:41,874
Pr�v� jsme nachytali Edwarda.
319
00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:44,006
To byla pod�van� !
320
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,284
ڞasn�!
321
00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:51,265
Ta �epice, to jsem cel� j�.
322
00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:54,873
J� to d�l�m, vy to milujete a berete.
323
00:40:56,086 --> 00:41:00,045
To byla va�n� prdel.
Ses v�n� otravnej!
324
00:41:08,811 --> 00:41:10,142
Kret�ne !
325
00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:14,795
Silasi !
326
00:41:23,395 --> 00:41:28,241
D�ti jsou u pana Tumnuse.
327
00:41:29,088 --> 00:41:30,366
Najdi je a zabij je !
328
00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:35,444
Spln�m o� m� ��d�, B�l� Kurvi�ko.
329
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:49,073
Bij m� tak, jak to chce Bobby Whitney.
330
00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:56,752
Ne. Ne !
331
00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:59,487
Jde� do v�zen�.
332
00:42:01,391 --> 00:42:04,643
Edwarde !
333
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,805
Pan Tumnus.
334
00:42:19,094 --> 00:42:21,225
St�skalo se mi po tob�, Chlupat� Bob�e.
335
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:41,979
To ti ud�lala B�l� D�vka ?
Kurva. A te� zadr�ela Edwarda.
336
00:42:42,015 --> 00:42:44,881
- Mus�me ho zachr�nit !
- Prober se, Lucko !
337
00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:47,148
Je to nebezpe�n�.
338
00:42:47,184 --> 00:42:49,885
Zajet� u n�j je srovnateln� se smrt�.
339
00:42:52,266 --> 00:42:54,466
To je m�j..
340
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,406
"Hnut� odporu zjistilo...
341
00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,543
"�e ta B�l� Kurvi�ka z�skala
zbra� hromadn�ho ni�en�...
342
00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:02,475
"a chce ji do 24 hodin pou��t."
343
00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:04,716
Mus�me odsa� zmizet !
344
00:43:06,469 --> 00:43:10,388
Jenom Asslo n�m m��e
pomoct. Tak n�s k n�mu zave�.
345
00:43:14,014 --> 00:43:15,528
Za co to bylo ?
346
00:43:17,932 --> 00:43:19,389
Zapomn�la jsem to.
347
00:43:20,192 --> 00:43:24,428
Ne� pozn�te Assla, mus�te n�co dok�zat.
348
00:43:24,464 --> 00:43:28,487
Jedin� tehdy m��ete porazit
B�lou D�vku. Zachra�te bratra.
349
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:32,510
Uvid�me se u Assla.
Nech� t� s�la prov�z�.
350
00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:48,147
N�kdo se bl��. D�vka v�s objevila.
351
00:43:48,184 --> 00:43:51,045
Mus�te te� j�t ! Tam v�s vycvi��.
352
00:43:51,857 --> 00:43:53,347
Jd�te !
353
00:43:57,298 --> 00:44:00,952
- A Vy pane Tumnus ?
- Z�stanu tady...
354
00:44:00,988 --> 00:44:03,366
a budu s n�m bojovat.
355
00:44:04,279 --> 00:44:08,450
V ��dn�m p��pad� se pro m� nevracejte.
356
00:44:08,331 --> 00:44:13,213
-Jasn�.
-Ut�kejte !
357
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,698
St�j ! Jestli je chce� odd�lat,
nejprve mus� dostat m�.
358
00:44:36,296 --> 00:44:39,250
Pros�m, pomoct !
359
00:44:39,287 --> 00:44:40,702
Pot�ebuje na�� pomoc.
360
00:44:41,562 --> 00:44:44,353
- Pomoc !
- Ne, Susan, Lucko.
361
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,442
Chce, aby jsme b�eli
d�l. Ob�toval se za n�s.
362
00:44:48,862 --> 00:44:54,009
Pet�e, nesly�el jsi m� ?
Vra�te se hned zp�t !
363
00:44:56,413 --> 00:44:59,560
Neodhadl jsem v�nost situace.
364
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:05,829
- Stra�n� to bol�.
- Co budeme d�lat ?
365
00:45:05,893 --> 00:45:06,935
Nem��eme se vr�tit. Mus�me...
366
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:11,698
Mus�me t�eba ud�lat to, co bude
nejlep�� pro Edwarda a Gnarnii.
Mrd�m Gnarnii !
367
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,271
Ur�it� n�s testuje.
368
00:45:16,307 --> 00:45:20,307
To nen� test ! Vid�m sv�j mozek !
369
00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:38,651
J� jsem Rick James, d�vko !
370
00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:15,970
V�tejte, jmenuji se Harry Potter.
371
00:46:18,314 --> 00:46:20,641
- Nejsi star� na �kolu ?
372
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,817
Blbost. Je mi 14 let,
373
00:46:22,854 --> 00:46:25,898
tohle jsou m� nejlep��
kamar�di, Ron a Hermiona.
374
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:30,144
Zdrav�m !
375
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,315
Nau�� v�s akor�t br�t pr�ky.
376
00:46:33,352 --> 00:46:38,302
Harry se bav� sb�r�n�m a psan�m
sv�ch filozofick�ch kame��k�.
377
00:46:40,563 --> 00:46:43,945
Ur�it� jste dost star� na takov� sra�ky.
378
00:46:43,981 --> 00:46:48,457
Vycvi��me v�s, aby jste mohli p�emoci
B�lou D�vku a vr�tit m�r Gnarnii.
379
00:46:48,493 --> 00:46:50,181
Nau��me v�, co um�me.
Nap��klad: jak u��vat...
380
00:46:50,218 --> 00:46:53,683
pl neviditelnosti.
381
00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:04,099
� ne. V�bec m� nevid�te.
382
00:47:04,510 --> 00:47:06,035
Kde jsem ?
383
00:47:06,071 --> 00:47:07,523
Co to bylo ?
384
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,860
- Harry... Kde jsem ?
385
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:11,999
M��u b�t v�ude. Kde jsem ?
386
00:47:18,652 --> 00:47:20,532
Jdi do hajzlu Pottere !
387
00:47:21,165 --> 00:47:23,849
Aha. To nen� ten pl.
388
00:47:23,886 --> 00:47:30,089
Tr�nink m��e za��t !
Zapn�te inspira�n� hudbu !
389
00:47:31,743 --> 00:47:35,824
S t�m pl�t�m to byl vtip.
390
00:47:36,342 --> 00:47:37,878
Postav se ladn�. Dobr�, za�neme ?
391
00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:06,396
P�ekonej sv�j strach. Nebu� stra�pytel.
392
00:48:06,439 --> 00:48:09,055
Ned�l� nic, abys porazil nep��tele.
393
00:48:09,091 --> 00:48:13,450
Odvahu, Pet�e. Jsi
snad vystra�enej kokot,
394
00:48:13,486 --> 00:48:19,098
�kola�ka ? P��a ? Ku�e ?
395
00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:37,398
Gratuluji Pet�e. Tv�j
tr�nink je skon�en�.
396
00:48:37,444 --> 00:48:39,530
Nyn� m��e� poznat Assla.
397
00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:40,018
Ano.
398
00:48:40,005 --> 00:48:45,616
Tento krystal kone�n�
zni�� resistanci.
399
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:49,249
Za�ne to se zem�t�esen�m...
400
00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:52,260
kter� zni�� celou Gnarnii..
401
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,694
a umo�n� vznik
nov�mu kontinentu,
402
00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:58,131
kde budu ��t jen j�
a moji n�sledn�ci.
403
00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,939
Jo, Kurvi�ko, to se a� moc
podob� p��b�hu Superman se vrac�
404
00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,168
A� moc, jo.
405
00:49:21,997 --> 00:49:25,176
Informace od Silase.
406
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,605
D�-ti-ti
ute-kly.
407
00:49:26,642 --> 00:49:33,822
ute-kly.
408
00:49:36,928 --> 00:49:39,365
D�-ti-ti
ute-kly.
409
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,623
D�ti utekly !
410
00:49:48,129 --> 00:49:52,502
Mus�m je chytit a
zab�t, ne� v�echno zni��.
411
00:49:53,405 --> 00:49:56,024
Uvid�me, co Edward je�t� v�.
412
00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:59,526
Pus�te m� ! Mus�m se odtud dostat.
413
00:50:00,608 --> 00:50:02,860
U� nikdy neuvid�m rodinu.
414
00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:06,836
Dostaneme se odtud, spole�n�ku.
415
00:50:10,002 --> 00:50:11,705
Kapit�n Morgan!
416
00:50:11,741 --> 00:50:13,407
Zbo��uju tv�j rum !
417
00:50:13,508 --> 00:50:16,212
Ne, kapit�n Jack Swallows.
418
00:50:21,608 --> 00:50:23,406
- K slu�b�m.
419
00:50:23,442 --> 00:50:25,204
- Jack Swallows ?
420
00:50:30,017 --> 00:50:34,716
V���m tv�mu vypr�v�n�, synu.
Spojit t� s tvou rodinou.
421
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,255
Moje lo� n�s �ek�.
422
00:50:42,269 --> 00:50:43,698
Jak se odtud dostaneme ?
423
00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:54,650
M�me ran�n�ho ! M�me ran�n�ho !
424
00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:55,693
Pro� jsi to ud�lal ?!
425
00:50:59,801 --> 00:51:02,481
Rychle, pot�ebuju tvoj� pomoc.
426
00:51:18,507 --> 00:51:20,482
Jdeme. Nem�me na to celej den.
427
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:55,282
Wau, opravdov� pir�tsk� lo�.
428
00:51:55,553 --> 00:51:58,319
Petr, Lucka a Susan mi to nikdy neuv���.
429
00:51:59,943 --> 00:52:02,588
N�co mi �ekni. Jak� to je b�t pir�tem ?
430
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:06,267
Vysv�tl�m ti to.
431
00:52:09,732 --> 00:52:11,660
"LENIV�, PIR�TSK� DEN"
432
00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:48,019
�as nade�el chlap�e.
Kde je tvoje rodina ?
433
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:52,727
Jsou na cest� ke Starod�vn�mu stolu,
aby se p�ipojili k odboji s Asslem.
434
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:57,372
-Zaj�mav�.
-Dostala jsem t� blbe...
435
00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:08,287
D�ky zlato.
436
00:54:09,192 --> 00:54:12,843
To bylo v�echno p�ipraven�,
abys vyt�hnul ze m� informace ?
437
00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:16,659
Promi�, spole�n�ku. Tohle nen�
ani opravdov� pir�tsk� lo�.
438
00:54:22,901 --> 00:54:24,666
A do prdele !
439
00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,716
Obchodovat s tebou je radost, zlato.
440
00:54:35,164 --> 00:54:38,867
Och, ano, ty...
441
00:54:38,903 --> 00:54:42,575
ty... ty...d�vko.
442
00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:51,703
V�dycky jsem t� nesn�ela,
kapit�ne Jacku Swallows.
443
00:54:54,901 --> 00:54:59,194
V�n� si mysl�, �e nos�m r�d tuto
sm�nou �epku? Usma��m si tvoje koule!
444
00:55:01,073 --> 00:55:05,385
Tvoje rodina je na cest� do Asselotu.
445
00:55:06,023 --> 00:55:07,534
Svolejte jednotky.
446
00:55:08,584 --> 00:55:13,379
Kdy� cht�j� v�lku, maj� j� m�t.
447
00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:17,693
Za�neme s t�m hned, m��eme ?
448
00:55:19,323 --> 00:55:20,365
Zabije� miliony!
449
00:55:20,957 --> 00:55:21,999
Miliardy!
450
00:55:24,209 --> 00:55:26,294
D�lej, �ekni to...
451
00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:28,212
Moje rodina t� zastav�!
452
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,368
�patn�!
453
00:55:55,257 --> 00:55:57,342
Proklet� superman�v krystal.
454
00:56:39,929 --> 00:56:42,261
Jmenuju se Borat.
455
00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:46,131
Toto moje zem� Gnarnia.
Hezk�.
456
00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,837
To je moje sestra.
457
00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:01,974
Je �tvrt� zv��ec� prostitutka
v cel� Gnarnii.
458
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,985
Hezk�.
459
00:57:16,879 --> 00:57:18,143
Asslo ?
460
00:57:19,865 --> 00:57:25,460
Kam jde�, panenko ?
Seru na tebe, Asselo.
461
00:57:27,975 --> 00:57:29,481
Moc v�m d�kuju.
462
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:31,726
- Jsi lev Asslo ?
- Asslo �lov�kolev.
463
00:57:31,774 --> 00:57:35,956
Nap�l �lov�k, nap�l lev.
464
00:57:36,589 --> 00:57:40,633
- Neboli...
- M�j otec, Siegfried, op�chal lva.
465
00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:44,677
Takhle, co se stane v Las Vegas, to
neuvid�te nikde za jeho hranicemi.
466
00:57:46,014 --> 00:57:50,025
Nechte m� h�dat. Jste rodina z v�tby.
467
00:57:50,811 --> 00:57:53,221
- Pro�ly jsme dlouhou cestu.
- Cokoli...
468
00:57:53,998 --> 00:57:55,602
Jeden v�m chyb�.
469
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,171
Ano, bratr Edward.
470
00:58:00,212 --> 00:58:02,813
Zradil v�s. �el za B�lou D�vkou.
471
00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,378
- Ano, ale nen� to jeho vina.
- Jo, jo ...
472
00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:10,132
- Ale v�tba prav�...
- V�tba, v�tba...
473
00:58:10,632 --> 00:58:13,629
Dob�e, pomohu v�m ho vysvobodit.
474
00:58:15,730 --> 00:58:18,811
Ale mus�te n�co pro m� ud�lat.
475
00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,794
Za co tady se�, Mele?
476
00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,769
No to v�...
477
00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,443
Poslouchej, ty sla�ou�i
F.Y.I.
478
00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,350
R�d sp�m v k��i...
479
00:58:59,974 --> 00:59:01,709
To bylo skv�l� !
480
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,986
To je Asslo!!
481
00:59:31,076 --> 00:59:35,403
Nakopu ti prdel jako Jackie Chan !
482
00:59:36,954 --> 00:59:40,409
Dob�e burane. Budu t� �et�it...
483
01:00:54,662 --> 01:00:56,186
Poj�te, d�ti.
484
01:01:04,566 --> 01:01:09,157
Pet�e ? Lucko, Susan.
485
01:01:09,193 --> 01:01:11,562
Zachoval jsem se jako
kokot. Odpust�te mi ?
486
01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:13,056
- U� jsme to ud�lali.
487
01:01:13,092 --> 01:01:16,678
Jsme rodina.
488
01:01:17,379 --> 01:01:19,304
To r�d sly��m.
489
01:01:25,088 --> 01:01:29,438
��CH, sc�nka z filmu Dr. Phila tu
si hrajte pozd�ji. Vypadn�me odsud.
490
01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:40,164
Sbohem, Asslo.
491
01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:59,790
Co je ? Co se stalo ?
492
01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:01,886
Nevr�til se.
493
01:02:03,171 --> 01:02:05,475
Do prdele, mluv�c� bobr !
494
01:02:05,525 --> 01:02:07,611
Po�kej !
495
01:02:08,898 --> 01:02:11,007
T�k� je �ivot bobra.
496
01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:14,596
Zapomn�las d�vko, �e jsme se u� vid�li.
497
01:02:14,633 --> 01:02:16,019
V�m.
498
01:02:17,650 --> 01:02:19,870
Asslo se u� nikdy nevr�t�.
499
01:02:20,342 --> 01:02:22,396
B�l� D�vka ho zabila.
500
01:02:23,315 --> 01:02:25,104
Je st�le h��.
501
01:02:31,296 --> 01:02:35,995
To je konec. B�l� D�vka
bude vl�dnou nav�ky.
502
01:02:36,031 --> 01:02:39,543
M�me v�s. Vy n�s osvobod�te.
503
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:42,664
Vy jste budouc� vl�dci Gnarnie.
504
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:45,748
Bojovat za v�s je na�� ct�.
505
01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:48,023
Budeme bojovat s v�mi.
506
01:02:50,056 --> 01:02:51,738
My tak�.
507
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,583
P�jdeme za tebe do boje, Pet�e.
508
01:02:55,443 --> 01:02:58,612
Ta D�vka ni�ila n� styl
�ivota p��li� dlouho.
509
01:02:59,885 --> 01:03:02,005
V���me ti.
510
01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:11,276
Z�tra bojujeme, tak�e dnes ve�er...
511
01:03:11,495 --> 01:03:13,212
...slav�me !
512
01:03:15,044 --> 01:03:18,172
Gnarnie, jsi p�ipravena na rock�n�roll ?
513
01:03:57,779 --> 01:04:01,990
Te� ty, Suzi.
Ne, rad�i ne... Rad�i m�t �istou mysl.
514
01:04:05,989 --> 01:04:09,117
C�t� takov� to�en�. Takhle...
515
01:04:13,795 --> 01:04:15,994
M�la by ses taky c�tit ��astn�.
516
01:04:19,136 --> 01:04:22,514
Tak trochu bych mohla.
- OK
517
01:04:26,832 --> 01:04:31,003
Chlastej, chlastej,
chlastej, chlastej ... !
518
01:04:50,752 --> 01:04:52,045
Ahoj.
519
01:04:53,437 --> 01:04:58,545
- �au.
- Tak�e, ty jsi kr�lem Gnarnie ?
520
01:04:59,189 --> 01:05:01,115
��k� se to.
521
01:05:02,298 --> 01:05:04,814
To m� tak rozpaluje.
522
01:05:05,821 --> 01:05:08,698
Co kdybychom odsud vypadli.
523
01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:58,139
V pohod�?
524
01:05:59,813 --> 01:06:02,304
Hmm?
Jo.
525
01:06:44,096 --> 01:06:46,455
V�, �e m�m nadp�irozenou moc ?
526
01:06:47,925 --> 01:06:49,874
Dok�u m�nit podoby.
527
01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:52,328
Dok�u se zm�nit se v kohokoli.
528
01:06:52,907 --> 01:06:54,765
Co by jsi r�d ?
529
01:06:59,087 --> 01:07:02,503
Velk� bal�ny?
530
01:07:02,992 --> 01:07:04,686
Dob�e.
531
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:17,485
A velkou �ernou prdel...
M�m r�d velk� prdele.
532
01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:20,736
Dobr�.
533
01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:34,167
- Kr�l chce srostl� obo�� !
534
01:07:34,203 --> 01:07:35,485
Dob�e. Dob�e.
535
01:07:41,902 --> 01:07:44,577
A velk� sta�eck� ruce.
536
01:07:47,418 --> 01:07:48,892
Vyv�enou k��i na rukou...
537
01:07:48,906 --> 01:07:51,156
... jako m� nebesk� Britney Spears.
538
01:07:52,194 --> 01:07:54,194
O tomhle mluv�m!
539
01:07:56,581 --> 01:07:58,499
Poj� ke m� !
540
01:08:24,859 --> 01:08:25,955
Kde jsou v�ichni ?
541
01:08:30,293 --> 01:08:33,834
Nev�m, mo�n� utekli, proto�e
Susan v�era blila na ka�d�ho..
542
01:08:35,434 --> 01:08:36,867
Asi jsou v p�esile.
543
01:09:10,606 --> 01:09:12,624
Konec s ut�k�n�m.
544
01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:29,687
Mo�n� nem�me p�evahu v po�tu,...
545
01:09:29,723 --> 01:09:31,666
...ani zbran�, kter� pou��v�,.
546
01:09:31,702 --> 01:09:34,303
ale m�me n�co mnohem siln�j��.
547
01:09:34,339 --> 01:09:36,280
Velk� prsa ?
548
01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,525
S�lu na�� rodiny.
549
01:09:41,401 --> 01:09:43,514
V�dy budu s tebou, brat�e.
550
01:09:58,129 --> 01:10:02,247
Pomsta je... moje !
551
01:10:03,308 --> 01:10:04,370
To je Jack Swallows.
552
01:10:09,863 --> 01:10:13,959
To zaplat� d�vko ! B�l� D�vka !
553
01:10:14,096 --> 01:10:17,225
Vd��� mi za �ivot, Jacku Swallows.
554
01:10:17,261 --> 01:10:19,275
Nade�el �as odplaty.
555
01:10:55,984 --> 01:10:58,597
Oslepila m� ! Pomoc !
556
01:11:11,624 --> 01:11:12,910
Buran.
557
01:11:17,411 --> 01:11:19,084
Nem�jte slitov�n�.
558
01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:10,676
Tu m�, zmrde !
559
01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:26,171
Ne !
560
01:12:38,831 --> 01:12:40,348
Ano...
561
01:12:43,127 --> 01:12:44,645
Ano, tak je to spr�vn�.
562
01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:48,160
Plaz se.
563
01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:50,390
Tak jako tvoji rodi�e.
564
01:12:50,427 --> 01:12:52,440
Ne� jsem je zabila.
565
01:13:11,004 --> 01:13:14,022
Zpomal�me t�, abych se
na tebe mohl pod�vat.
566
01:14:24,145 --> 01:14:26,158
Na n� !
567
01:15:16,215 --> 01:15:18,393
To bude sranda.
568
01:15:42,695 --> 01:15:43,895
To je krystal.
569
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,296
V�ichni tu zem�eme!
V�ichni tu zem�eme!
570
01:15:47,567 --> 01:15:50,400
Dej mi ten ovlada�.
571
01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:58,469
Ano!
572
01:16:05,947 --> 01:16:06,817
Ne, st�jte.
573
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,029
Nesn��me se na jej� �rove�.
574
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,662
Ti sr��i budou trp�t.
575
01:16:14,053 --> 01:16:16,069
V nov� Gnarnii panuje demokracie...
576
01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,242
...s ��dn�m soudnictv�m.
577
01:16:19,573 --> 01:16:21,624
Dostane spravedliv� proces.
578
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,139
Soudit j� bude lavice porotc�.
579
01:16:24,727 --> 01:16:26,579
Sorry, D�vko.
580
01:16:29,828 --> 01:16:34,399
No tak. Sereme na to...
581
01:16:37,617 --> 01:16:41,787
Z cesty, �neci. Pardon.
Zmizni s prdel� z m� tv��e.
582
01:16:42,205 --> 01:16:44,843
P�edstavuji v�m kr�le
a kr�lovny Gnarnie !
583
01:16:45,316 --> 01:16:46,615
Peter State�n�,
584
01:16:48,703 --> 01:16:50,198
Susan Spravedliv�,
585
01:16:51,181 --> 01:16:53,979
Edward Spolehliv�
586
01:16:54,015 --> 01:16:56,777
a tak� Lucka �tvrtmozkov�
(no prost� hovno v hlav�).
587
01:16:58,589 --> 01:17:00,714
Sl�va v�em !
588
01:17:31,128 --> 01:17:33,831
A tak umo�nili Peter,
Susan, Edward i Lucka
589
01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:36,350
n�vrat m�ru do Gnarnie.
590
01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:38,912
P�estali b�t sirotky.
591
01:17:38,948 --> 01:17:43,057
Stali se rodinou.
592
01:17:44,351 --> 01:17:48,596
Panovali Gnarnii po mnoho let,
593
01:17:48,632 --> 01:17:52,841
dokud op�t neobjevili sk���.
594
01:17:52,755 --> 01:17:53,798
Zk���me ty chcanky.
595
01:18:03,489 --> 01:18:04,786
No tak jedem...
596
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,977
Ups, trochu krve.
597
01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:27,530
To je ta sk���.
598
01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:29,246
Je to tak dlouho...
599
01:18:29,374 --> 01:18:30,922
Je to tak dlouho...
600
01:18:32,266 --> 01:18:35,003
Chuck Norris je nejlep��.
601
01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:17,459
Znovu jsme mlad�.
602
01:19:20,698 --> 01:19:22,821
Jak se m� ?
603
01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:27,448
Dok�zali jste to ! Ud�lali jste
film o filmu se ��astn�m koncem...
604
01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:31,024
Ne!
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