All language subtitles for Boardinghouse (1982) en

No!

No

Oh, darn!

Here you go.

Thanks, Jim.

Well, it's now official.

You are the owner. Here are the keys.

Hey, that sounds great. I can move in?

Anytime you choose.

Sherry, wait up.

Sherry, what's wrong?

Oh, it's the Hoffman case.

Well, we're getting rid
of it today, aren't we?

Yeah, but I need to talk
to Dr. Melvin about that.

I don't know, do you believe in evil,

in evil powers, thoughts?

I think you've been
working here too long.

Come on, let's go inside.

Yes, sir.

I'm preparing the Thorazine

for Mr. Ratchet shock therapy.

The release papers.

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Goddammit, where's Sherry?

She stepped out, she'll be right back.

Find her.

Sherry, the release
papers, where are they?

Come on, I can't cover for you anymore.

Dr. Melbourne wants the
release papers, Sherry.

Sherry?

Sherry?

Finally, they got the damn ad right.

"Girls, girls, girls. If
you're between 18 and 25,

unattached and beautiful,

then I want you to share my
10 bed-roomed house with me

for approximately $100 a month.

Call Jim, at the boarding house."

I can just imagine all those hot numbers

hanging around the pool, yeah.

It's gonna be a real bachelor's paradise.

I I wanna see my favorite action 1*

r Me pushing you up off the floor 1*

J' Caught up in your magic potion I

I' Oh, you never felt this way before r

r Let's play this game of
love without the rules, baby 1*

I And keep the fire burning r

I Burning deeply in you I'

1* Chain, chain, chain me up I

1* Chain, chain, chain me up I

Relax, with a double breathe of energy.

Get the energy inside of your being.

Focus your mind on the
object that you wish to.

Concentrate, feel the object in your mind.

Touch it with your mind.

Feel it, and now command it.

Focus.

Move

Focus.

Feel it in your mind, nurture it.

Feel it in your mind, feel it.

Yeah, Joel.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Oh shit.

I'll be right there, one second.

Yeah?

Just a second.

Yeah, I'll be right there,
Joel. Just a second.

You have a call.

Yeah. Come on in, Joel.

What, you got a girl in here?

No, man.

All right.

Listen, I just came back
from the club and I...

Are you listening to me?

So listen, I go far and
I hate to have you...

Do you always dress that...

I mean, what, is that a
new style or something?

Yeah. Punk, Joel.

Yeah. Well, okay, could you...

Ooh, what do you got to drink?

Here, here.

Oh, thank you. Here's to...

Where'd you go?

Oh, there you are.

What is that?

That's apple juice.

Oh my God, you didn't have to say that.

Listen, I was talking to the Goldfarb,

and we gotta revise these print outs.

Joel, I wanna-

I'll talk to you from Milwaukee now,

you take care of everything for me.

Joel, I got this deal.

Oh shit.

Hey, you guys! Do you
wanna give me a hand?

Come on, you guys.

Hello.

- Hi, how are you doing?
- Welcome home , I guess.

- How are you?
- Fine, fine.

Hi, Victoria, let me help you.

I'll take this, you can grab that.

Qkay-

Great.

How about this, and this maybe?

Oops.

Sorry.

Wow.

Yeah, I'll take care of that.

What is this?

Oh, a little auditioning
outfit for the stage?

No, no, no.

Give it to me.

All right, let me take that.

Thanks.

Hi.

Hi, you moving in too?

Yeah, I'm Sandy.

I'm Victoria. I'll
help you in a minute, okay?

Thank you.

Hi Cindy, I'm Terry.

Gloria!

Hi!

Hi.

Are you ready for your big move?

Can you get this out?

Jim, can you help her please?

Okay, what you got in there?

Records and books.

Why do you use this cheap stuff?

It's not cheap.

Then do you mind?

Qkay-

Somebody get the front door, please.

My nails are wet.

I'll get it.

ere's the latest

on the Camilla Sanitarium deaths;

- Thank you.
- No problem.

Police are still baffled

by the mysterious circumstances
surrounding that tragedy.

So far, they have turned
up no new evidence

and made no arrests.
Hi.

Hi, my name is Debbie.

I'm inquiring about the
ad in the newspaper.

I was the one who called earlier.

Oh, I think all the rooms are rented,

but come on in, you can
talk to the landlord.

Just wait a minute.

This is Debbie, she's inquiring
about the ad in the paper.

This is Cindy, Sandy.

Hi.

Meet Jim, our landlord.

Hi, Jim.

Hi.

What's the date on that paper?

All your rooms are rented.

I'm sorry.

Isn't there even a basement
or an attic, or something?

You know, Jim, what
about the child's room,

the one that we use for storage?

That filthy little junk room? Come on.

Oh, that's okay. Can I see it now?

Come on, I'll show it to you.

Hi, who's winning?

I have a black cat, I'm never gonna win.

My mom gave it to me for good luck.

Oh, how cute, what's his name?

Pumpkin.

Pumpkin? Aw, hey, kitty, puss, puss.

Don't let Jim see him.

Aw, look, you little thing.

How's your little room, Debbie?

Oh, it's just fine.

Qkay-

Pam, I think it's above the stove.

Hi, Victoria. Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hey, I heard that Pam is mad at you.

I'm just getting sick and tired

of all her crap, that's all.

Oh fuck! Razor blade.

It sounds like you've
known her for too many years.

Too long.

God, I told you, no pets in the house!

I'm sorry.

ls that Pam?

Pam, open the door, please!

Oh my God.

What happened?

Go help her, somebody go help her!

What are you doing?

Nothing. How's Pam, is her hand okay?

I think she'll be all right.

All her fingers work, I checked them.

Gloria just took her over to emergency.

Hey, about your friend here,

I'll give you a couple of days, okay?

Get rid of it. Find a nice home.

Stupid.

Derek's competition,

what happened to you?

That wacko Gardner, he
jumped out of the bushes,

and I fell in this pool.

He's weird, he keeps staring
at me. I don't like it.

Yeah, Jim?

Uh-huh.

I know you explained
to us about the gardener,

that he comes along with the house,

but are you sure that we're safe?

Yeah, don't worry about him, girls.

He's okay, he wouldn't hurt a fly.

A fly no, us, maybe.

Hey, he saved my
uncle's life in Vietnam.

That's why he looks like
that, scarred and everything.

Look what he did to Victoria.

He scared the frigging pants off me.

Well, I can see that.

Look, he's just not used to women.

A little strange, I admit, but he's okay.

He wouldn't hurt anybody

Gentle as a kitten.

More like a crocodile, excuse me.

Hey, maybe he just needs a friend.

Ow!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

The shower, there's blood!

There's nothing in the shower.

It's all right, it's okay, I'm here.

Hi, why are you always digging out here?

Oh, I'm just taking care of my flowers.

I didn't wanna hurt you, baby. I love you.

Oh Cindy, why'd you have to run away?

Well, I guess I'll have to
call Detective Harris again.

He did a good job for me last time.

Will you teach me how to manicure?

That should be fun.

Yeah, you won't have to
be practicing on our on.

Yeah.

Well, well, what do we have here, girls?

We're just having a bit of fun.

Yeah, a little party.

Hmm, looks like it.

Just a little mind over matter.

A little mind over matter,
huh? We'll see about that.

Hey, girls.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

How about us having a
party, Saturday night?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

A warming house party.

Yeah.

For all the new girls.

Hey Victoria, why
don't you call your agent

and have your band play, maybe?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

It might be a little short notice

but the guys would love to do it.

Okay, why don't
you call your agent?

Okay, I'll call him right now.

All right, you know what?

What?

We're gonna bring some
life back to this old place.

Come on in, guys. It's nice.

Surprise, surprise!

What's going on?

I don't mind.

Come on.

Oh my god.

m I get crazy sitting home 1*

1* Your sweet love come buzz my phone I

I' I heard that you want romance I

r You've been begging to get in my pants I

Christopher!

Christopher.

Hi, Victoria.

Hi. Boy, it's beautiful.

Thanks. I just got
it finished last week.

You know I got this sucker up
to 200 miles an hour today.

You're kidding.

You wanna go for a ride?

Thanks, but not if you built it.

So, what's up?

Well, Jim, my new landlord,
is throwing a wild party,

sort of a house warming.

And he asked if the band
would like the play.

He said he'd invite a
lot of important people.

What do you think?

Sounds great. Are there
gonna be any girls there?

Plenty, plentY-

All right.

So, you call the guys
and plan on coming Friday,

the day before, for rehearsal.

Bring all the equipment,
then we can see my new house.

Okay, planning this Friday.

Okay, great.

Christopher?

Yeah.

Are you sure you built this thing right?

Yeah, why?

Well, it looks like
it's flying backwards.

Get out of here.

See you Friday.

Do we have a deal.

Yeah.

Let's go, quick.

Just forget it, get out of here!

Get out of the car,

what do you think you're trying that for?

Take your own drive, god!

Jesus Christ, goddamn bitches! Shit!

Did you see that?

How far is it to Malibu?

Well, I'd say about 25 miles or so.

It's gonna be a long walk, buddy.

Do you think maybe I could
use your phone or something,

to get somebody to come pick me up?

Sure, come on in.

A man.

Let's get him in the pool, ladies.

Hi there, how are you?

We got something for you here, the ladies.

A little surprise.

What you do that for?

But why not?

Because it's fun, baby.

And now, who are you?

I'm Harris.

What are you doing here, Harris?

I had a little trouble and
was waiting for a friend.

Now you've got a lot of trouble.

Richard.

Yeah, RJ?

I found her. You got a pencil?

Yes.

20950, Mulholland.

Okay, you'll put my check in the mail?

All right, I gotta go.

Harris, you're all
wet, let me dry you out.

Upstairs?
- Let's go.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Any calls for me today?

Um, no.

Oh, okay.

Can I borrow your car?

Sure.

- Thanks.
- Be careful.

Goddammit! Didn't anybody tell you

no guys are allowed upstairs?

Shit.

Hello? Oh, hi Tommy Lee, what's up?

Message? No, I didn't get any message.

Pam?

On a commercial?

Her? I've been home for about an hour.

She didn't say anything to me,

in fact, as I was coming
in she borrowed my car.

She was supposed to be there?

I see.

And she's not.

Well, I'm sorry. Nothing
I can do about it.

I didn't get any message,

she didn't say a thing to me about it.

She just took my car and took off.

I'm sorry, it'll never happen again, ever.

Yeah, okay. Sorry.

Bye.

That bitch!

You can do it, Joel, come on.

Oh, that's a terrible thing
to have happen, terrible.

My goodness.

Did you talk to Goldfarb?

Yeah, I talked to
Goldfarb the other day.

Listen, uh...

Deal is on?

Yeah, deal's on. We
gotta meet over there,

and we got to look at those papers,

that you're supposed to take care of.

The printouts.

Yeah, the printouts.

- All right.
- Okay?

I revised them for you.

Did you? Thank you.

It took me a week.

I appreciate that.

I'll take you out and
buy you a few drinks.

Our love life is

but the cobwebs of desire

of lingering echos in the
distant canyons of our mind.

Who's there?

Oh, it's only me.

WhO'S me?

Hi.

Oh, hi Victoria, come on in.

What's up?

I thought I'd come in for
a visit. I couldn't sleep.

Oh yeah? Take a hot
bath, it'll relax you.

You can have it after me.

What's that gold thing on your bed?

Oh, that's a pyramid grid.

So that's what you're into?

Not really, actually I'm
into harnessing cosmic energy

so that I can learn the
secrets of the universe,

creation itself.

What do you wanna know that for?

Watch.

Did you make that soap move?

Yeah, it's just energy.

Where are the strings? Come on.

No strings.

You mean you just made
it move with your brain?

Yeah, it's focus, and
mental focus with the mind.

I've heard about it, but I
only thought that those gurus

or whatever on the high mountains
could do stuff like that.

No, everybody can do it. It's easy.

All you have to do is focus,

see the object in your mind.

God!

Think very specifically
about that object,

and then in your mind, make
it move and it will move.

And if you have enough
concentration it works,

just like that.

Anybody can do it?

Sure.

It's not working.

No, no, no. Rome wasn't
built in a day, come on.

It's easy.

It is, huh?

Uh- huh.

I guess I'm gonna go back and
see if I can get some sleep.

I got a lot to think about.

Hey, don't get LIP-

There you go, sweet dreams.

Where are you going?

No!

There she is.

You're all wet!

What happened?

I hope those painters

don't take too long with my room

I'll hate sleeping in that den.

I Messing with my mind again 1*

r Trying to catch me
in your web of lying r

I Last night our love was hot and nice I'

r Today our doctor is cold as ice 1*

I Hey lover, come on nail
your heart to the ground I

r See lover, you better
stop fooling around I

Hello, can I help you?

Police.

Put the toy away?

What's your name, miss?

Cindy Carlton.

Look, cut it. ls Jim home?

Oh sure, Jim?

Yeah?

So man, who is that Brunette back there?

Oh, that was Cindy.
Cindy Carlton, my tenant.

Your tenant?

Yeah.

You're in the landlord
business these days?

I guess so.

What happened since college?

You've been playing any football lately?

Yeah, you know, we're tossing around.

Good, you look in shape.

Thanks.

How'd you like the house?

It's fine, it's really fine, you know.

It's got a bad rap, man.

What do you mean, a bad rap?

Goddammit, get the hell out of here.

Can't you take a joke?

Are you crazy or something?

It's okay, we're here now. Shh.

What's going on?

I think she had a bad dream.

Did you have a nightmare, Victoria?

So, this is your special place, huh?

Yeah. My mom used to
bring me here often.

Jim?
- Uh-huh.

Tell me more about your powers.

Okay. Oh, about that horrible
dream you had in the den,

why don't you just move back
to your room till Friday?

Oh, you mean the
painters aren't done yet?

Sorry.

Cindy.

What are you doing here?

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

I live here.

Yeah, I gathered.

Richard, stop it! Stop it!

No. Richard, no.

No: ow!

Ow! Stop!

Do they live here too?

Yeah.

Hey, Cindy. Who's your man?

Introduce us.

Everybody, this is Richard.

Hello.

- Hi!
- Hi, Richard.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

What is this, a harem?

No.

Shit.

Wait, Richard. It's
nice to see you again.

Let's go upstairs and talk, okay?

I wonder what's that's all about, huh?

Anyway, what are we gonna
have for dinner, guys?

Chicken chow mein.

Chinese.

I don't believe it.

Personally I prefer Italian.

Not my hair, no!

You wanna get wet tonight? Come on in.

Hey, what is this gun?

It's for protection,
I've been uneasy lately.

I don't understand this arrangement.

What arrangement?

his living arrangement.

It's like a sorority house.

Boys aren't even allowed
above the first floor.

Like your sweet, old, house mother, Jim.

ls that right?

No.

When I asked you to marry me right away,

you said you needed a
couple of weeks to think,

and I want your answer.

And I want you out of
here, one way or another.

I need time. I need more time.

Toast.

Hmm, great.

How is it?

Hmm.

Is it good?

Hmm-hm, well done.

It's great.

You have a really sexy
body, do you know that?

Hm-hmm.

What did you do?

Dammit.

- It's okay.
- I'm sorry.

Relax.

Here.

Ugh.

I don't know what's wrong.

It's okay, relax. Don't worry.

It's just a little wine.

God, that's weird.

I don't know what came
over me, it's strange.

What happened? It
sounded like a gunshot.

I don't understand.

Did you play with your gun?

I was sleeping.

Relax, relax, relax, it's okay.

You're not hurt, it's okay.

Relax, relax.

We need to get out of here.

Look at the beautiful crystal,

relax, and feel warm and peaceful.

Everything's all right, trust me.

Everything is beautiful,

and love is beautiful too, not
just pain or disappointment.

It is warm and tender.

That's it, that's it.

What the hell did you do that for?

Cindy? What...

Cindy? Cindy? Cindy?

Good morning.

Oh.

Good morning.

What are you guys doing
awake so early in the morning?

I hardly call this awake.

What are you doing up?

Oh, my pillow was killing my head.

I got the worst hangover.

Oh, I need coffee.

Oh, boy.

What happened? Aw.

Aw, poor baby. What happened?

I gotta 8°-

Good luck on your interview.

Well, I just couldn't
keep my concentration up.

What's the matter with you?

Did you have a rough night last night?

Yeah.

Hey, did anybody see Cindy?

Her bed hasn't been slept in last night.

Yeah.

"l have taken Cindy home
with me, we'll be back later

to pick up her clothes," Richard?

That's strange, she
didn't even say goodbye.

Well, he was pretty angry.

Maybe he thought that was the best way.

Still...

Hey Victoria, what time
will those guys come over?

Oh, the band.

Yeah.

They should be here in about an hour.

Oh good. I like the

Well, they'll like you.

Do not forget me.

You look terrible. Why
don't you go sit down,

I'll make you breakfast.

- Okay.
- Go on.

Good luck on
your teaching position.

Thank you.

I hope you don't get third graders.

Oh, aren't you sweet?

No, I'm not sweet.

I just don't want the house to burn down.

Hi!

Hey girls, the guys are here!

Oh great, come on!

- Hi, Victoria.
- Hi.

_ Hi guys!
- Hi!

Okay, we'll be right down.

- Hey!
- Hi.

Did you have any
problem finding the place?

I missed it a few times.

That was a great rehearsal.

This guy's music is tight as his ass.

What happened?

I cut myself with an apple,

uh, with a knife, l..

I don't know.

That's deep.

It hurts.

Here, why don't you put this on here

and hold it real tight, okay?

You guys, why don't you go get a pizza?

Let me clean the house in peace.

Hey, sounds good to me.

Yeah, count me in. Let's go.

Let's go to Shakes, all right?

All right.

Okay, let's go. Bye!

Bye, have a nice time. Take your time.

Bye.

What's the matter?

What's wrong with you?

Here, come on love, have some pizza.

Good.

What's the matter?

She's faking it.

Something was following me.

Following you? There's nothing in here.

What happened to you?

You cleaning the refrigerator?

The hard way, I see.

Haven't you ever heard of a facial?

No, never heard of it.

Everyone's doing it now.

Girl, you need a shower.

What are you doing?

Come on, girl. Shower time.

Here you go.

A little harder. Reach in, that's it.

What are you doing?

That's what you deserve.

Yeah.

Do you know you got your shoes on?

Well, that's all right.

Oh, no, that's okay.

It's not gonna hurt, come on.

You gotta get it cleaned.

There you go.

That's what they all say.

Looks like fun.

Yeah, you should try it sometime.

What's that you're reading?

- I got it from the library.

After listening to your tapes
and watching you levitate

that soap around the room, I
had one learn more about this.

You might say I'm hooked.

- Hey, welcome aboard.

Who is this by?

Oh, wow, Hoffman.

Hey, I read some things about
him, I read some of his stuff.

He's right on the money.

Yeah?

Hm-hmm, he's good. What is this?

"With all my love, to
my beloved daughter, D."

Huh? I'd sure like to meet her.

I bet you she has some power.

Having a father like that,
you learn a thing or two.

Hi, guys.

Well, slobs will be slobs, won't they?

Qh, how pretty?

Yes, isn't it? I think
Jim left it for you.

What's wrong?

You bastard!

Victoria!

Victoria, hey! Hey, wait, Victoria!

Victoria, Victoria!

Hey, wait! Victoria.

Hey, what are you doing, Victoria?

Why are you running?

Here!

Oh, who would do something like that?

Let's see, I need a
volunteer real quick.

One quick volunteer, right there.

Take a look at that ring, examine it,

make sure there's no
trap doors, no mirrors,

no strings attached

How about that split right there?

Everybody is still watching.

Somebody's outside with a red Ferrari.

Oh, that must be my agent.

Hi.

- Hi, Tommy Lee.
- Him Victoria, how are you?

Oh, I'm so happy you made it.

You look so good.

Thank you.

- This is your house?
- Yes.

This is nice.

I'd like to introduce you to Debbie.

- Hi.
- Hi.

One, two, three and...

You sing or dance, or?

I can do anything you want.

Well, that's my kind of people.

Would you like to come
upstairs for a drink?

With you, anything.

Come on, let's go.

I'll see you guys soon.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Are you here for the party?

Oh, didn't know there was a party.

No, I've come to see Jim,

I've got something I was
supposed to give him.

I think he'd be very happy.

lf it isn't Joel!

Hi, Jim!

Hey, what are you doing here?

Oh, will I show you.

Will I show you.

What do you think?

A contract.

Right. Goldfarb signed it today.

Qkay-

Yeah, how are you doing?

Hello.

This is Victoria,

this is a client of mine, Joel.

Hi, Joel.

Hi, nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you too.

Yeah, great.

How about a drink, Joel?

Oh.

Upstairs? Come on.

I could have a little wine.

Party time.

Now I know why you don't
drink, you don't have the time.

Sly old fuck.

Cindy?

It's Sandy!

Your name's been Cindy
ever since

Hi, the party's just starting.

Don't mean to spoil
the party, sweetheart,

but we're here on official business.

Oh, what kind?

Well, why don't you just
get for a minute?

Okay.

Debbie.

You gotta clean
that screen, honey.

Lip it good.

Jim.

How are you doing?

I wish I could say good, man.

When was the last time that
you saw that brunette, Cindy?

Yesterday at the beach, why?

You haven't seen her since then?

No.

We found her on the shore,
dead, two hours ago, washed up.

Cindy, dead? Oh my god.

Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

Somebody left a note, her
boyfriend left a note.

I have it, let me go get it for you.

You are interrupting my dear, excuse me.

Okay, I'm taking this to the station.

Let me tell you something else,

I did some checking up on this house

and you should know a
couple of things, huh.

Number one, 10 years ago tonight,

Mr. And Mrs. Hoffman died at a party here,

and they couldn't find
any buyers for this house.

Now there's Cindy, and
before that, your uncle.

Wait a minute. Let me
have your attention, please.

Your attention.

33 and a third.

Let's hear it for them, come on.

Give it up! Give it up!

33 and a third.

Woo! It's gonna be hot night, yes.

Let me tell you, our new
single is being released,

33 and a third, featuring
my superstar, Victoria.

Yeah, let's hear it!

Do it Victoria.

This is our hit single. I
paid for it, she's doing it.

Break an arm!

Hi, there. What are you
doing here all alone, huh?

When was the last time you saw Cindy?

- Cindy?
- Yeah.

Hi, guys. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, you're empty handed. Stay right there

and I'll get you a little drink.

Yeah, why don't you?

The last time you saw Cindy?

Oh, Cindy, I think she
was going to the beach.

When?

Oh, I don't know. A couple of days ago?

A couple of days ago, like when?

Friday, Saturday?

Oh yeah, I'm coming. Hold on.

Drink up, boy.

No!

No!

No! No! No!

Excuse me.

s there a problem?

Yes, come this way, Tom.

Oh God, like what? Are you possessive?

You're gonna stare? I'll
fucking clamp your teeth

down your throat, I'm tired of you!

Come on, Pam. It's all right.

It's not all right.

No, it's not all right.

Have a drink.

I don't want a drink.

Have a drink and
go get the food, come on.

Mellow out, kid, this is a party.

Love you, love you.

Goddam drunk, get out of our way.

This guy is messed up.

He's just had too much.

Um, do you know what
I was supposed to bring

to the other room?

I forgot.

Oh yes, nothing I like
better than a little head,

and some coke.

I figured you may be around somewhere.

ake your coat off.

' Jim!

Jim!

Ice.

Call an ambulance, goddammit.

Jim! Jim!

- You don't wanna stay
down there too long,

you're gonna need a breathe.

Oh my God, the house, you know?

Maybe he was right.

Daddy, tell me how much you love me,

and how you'll never go back to her again.

Are you talking about my wife?

Darling, that's a whole another thing.

That's...

NO, no, no!

No, you must never go back to mother,

and let her take me off
to that awful place.

Do you understand?

You must stay here with me forever.

So it is her that you love?

Well, I've taken care of mother.

If you won't give me your heart willingly

then I shall take it.

And no one else shall ever have it again.

If only you would love me,

and be mine instead of mommy's.

Remember our last party?

When mother came upstairs and
found us together in her bed?

Remember how I took care of her?

Why did you have to get angry with me?

Now I shall have your heart forever.

You see daddy, I have the power.

See, daddy?

D? Deborah.

Deborah Hoffman, that's it.

You are Deborah Hoffman, Debbie.

Yes, and you are trespassing.

This is my house.

Oh no, Debra.

Debbie, no!

No!

Down, to your knees.

The white light, focus.

Focus, white light. Focus!

No, daddy said that I was the only one!

Oh my God.