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I hope these dating sites work.

So over these girls.

Oh, he's kind of cute.

He's a musician.

Long hair.

Oh, I'm about to set this date up.

Go get ready.

That was beautiful.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

So, you used to be a lesbian?

Yeah, but it didn't really work out.

Huh.

So you'd still get, like, chicks that come over and, like, you know, bang you,

you know? Kind of, you know, three, four way, you know.

Seriously?

No. You know what? I'm just gonna get out of here.

Yeah,

she'll be back.

Well, dating sites don't work.

See what else is out there.

I think I'll just get a massage.

Ooh, a new room massage. What is that?

Ooh, I can get a naked masseuse to rub all over me. That's perfect.

Hi, I'm Romeo. I'll be your masseuse for the day. Nice to meet you, I'm Avi.

Me too. You're a lot younger than the normal clientele that comes in here.

Oh, really?

It's not a bad thing at all.

Well,

listen, I'm going to be very blunt.

Okay. I need to get fucked today.

That's not exactly how we can discuss something like that, but we'll

have fun and a good massage.

Okay. Just as long as I get fucked.

Let's go back to the massage.

Ready? All right.

All right. So this part of the process, we're going to be doing a cleansing

before we get into the actual massage.

Okay. So disrobe, and then we'll hop into the shower.

Okay.

Head over to the shower.

Want to have one?

I'm getting ready.

Did I do something wrong?

Oh, no, it's not you. It's just... I mean, I haven't had sex with my

in, like, three years, and it's been, like, ten years since I've been with a

guy.

So... I don't know. I think I need a little more foreplay.

Okay, well, we can move on to the new room massage, and it's a little more

sensual, and maybe you'll get, you know, warmed up a little better that way.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, let me rinse you off.

feel okay.

side of the phone.

Thank you.

Are you ready now?

I hope you know I'm not paying you for sex.

You don't have to if you don't want to, but it's completely up to you.

Oh, no, I want to. I'm against that.

I hope you can understand.

You know, I'm not paying you for sex.

Oh.

I'm completely fine with that.

Is that what you think?