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So, who is he?

We met online.

Who's your guy?

Same, but he's older.

Oh my god, mine too.

Okay, on the count of three, we'll show each other.

Cool. One.

Two. Three.

Avi, that's my dad.

That's my dad.

Fuck.

So, they're cheating on our moms?

I mean, what does that make us?

Not home records. I'm just in it for the money and the sex, really.

Duh, me too.

I have always wanted a sugar daddy.

Well, you know, if we keep it between us and just us,

we could make it work.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Well, you were thinking it. But you said it.

Okay, so when your dad gets here, we'll sit them down and lay out their options.

And it'll be just us. Deal?

Deal. Just us.

Okay.

What are you talking about?

You told me, right?

Yeah, that's right.

You blocked this, right? Yeah, exactly.

Abby's dead?

Yeah.

So you're coming to grab her? I am, yeah.

Wait.

Come in. I'll see you. Thanks so much.

Come on, guys. Don't be shy.

We need to talk.

Yeah, we won't bite.

Come sit down.

We're all ears.

What's this all about?

You know what this is about, Dad.

As do you, Dad.

You guys both chatted with us online.

If only you knew what good friends we were.

Please don't tell your mother.

We were just getting to that.

What? You know, at first we thought that telling our moms would be the best way

to go about it. But once a dog, always a dog, right?

So I think we have a better plan.

We want you guys to be our sugar daddies. So we've decided.

You two can only fuck us.

Huh?

Wait. That's right. Just us. Exclusively. Can't be serious.

So, what's it going to be?

Do you want to be our sugar daddy?

I guess we don't have to do it.

Okay.

We know this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at each other.

Oh shit!

I can't keep moving

Look how pretty you are.

Look how pretty you are.

Look how pretty you are.

Such a bad girl.

Such a bad girl.

I don't know what to say.

That was fun, and I think we should do it again, but it just, you know, just

between us. Yeah, so you're a sugar daddy now.

Okay.