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Now, this is a high quality product. 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:06,507 Look at that workmanship. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,717 Kids, we talked about side chatter. 4 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,552 We've been dealing with these little weird toys 5 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,721 called Labubus since the top of the year. 6 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,097 The kids are obsessed, and I don't even know 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,390 how they're getting them. 8 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,351 I mean, they're really expensive. 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,061 And that usually protects us from the worst kid crazes, 10 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,855 But these little demons found a way. 11 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,067 The toys, not the students. 12 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,860 Keep your Labubus in your backpack. 13 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,362 It is distracting. 14 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,905 Margaret, hand it to me. 15 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,991 Wait. This isn't a Labubu. What is this? 16 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,661 It's a Lafufu. A what? 17 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,955 And I'm selling over $5 a pop. 18 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,415 No, you're not. Okay. $4? 19 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,792 Now you're talking. 20 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,418 Sold! [ Giggles ] 21 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:54,596 ♪♪ 22 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,141 ♪♪ 23 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,603 [ Yawns ] 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,605 Everyone shut the hell up. 25 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,316 It's Teacher Appreciation Night at the Phillies game tomorrow, 26 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,484 and we're going. 27 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,236 The whole school? 28 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,529 Obviously not. We have eight tickets. 29 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,822 So far it's me and O'Shon. 30 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,282 Two non-teachers. 31 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,575 A beautiful principal and a sexy tech genius. 32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,119 A ticket for Mr. Johnson, of course. 33 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,788 Also not a teacher. Yes, but he deserves one 34 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,290 because he was in the Negro Leagues. 35 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,500 Whoa! He was? 36 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,420 Can y'all stop interrupting my generosity? 37 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,840 For the last five tickets... I don't know. 38 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,717 Scraping the bottom of the barrel... 39 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,385 Gregory. Yeah. I'm down. 40 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:34,886 I've been meaning to get to a game this season. 41 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,138 I'll bring my scorebook. 42 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,181 Melissa? I've been trying to get to bed early, 43 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,975 but you know what they say. 44 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,352 You are only alive this one brief time. 45 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,730 I don't know. Barbara? Yes, please. 46 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,815 Oh, I can't wait to see that Kyle Schwarber. 47 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,819 You know Kyle Schwarber? Barbara: Know him. 48 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,656 He's the best left-handed power bat in the National League. 49 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,533 I've been meaning to talk to him about his stance, though. 50 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,910 You know, it is hurting him against the southpaws. 51 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,203 [ Chuckles ] 52 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,581 What? I'm a baseball diva. 53 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,708 Gerald and I, well, we've been watching the game 54 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,585 since before you were born. 55 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,294 Ava: Oh, okay. 56 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,213 Maybe... 57 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,176 Jacob. Yes! 58 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,219 Citizens Bank Park and the Phillies 59 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,430 have this Red Goes Green sustainability program. 60 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,015 It's a -- It's pretty punk rock. 61 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,933 And the last ticket... 62 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:26,188 ♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪ 63 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,356 Janine, I guess. 64 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,732 Oh, no. 65 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,402 Um, it's okay, 'cause I don't really like baseball. 66 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,820 I've tried watching it on TV. 67 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,781 It's just kind of boring and I don't understand it. 68 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,574 I can never find the ball. It is so small. 69 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,826 It's okay. I'll pass. You can... Gregory: Trust me. 70 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,620 You will fall in love with the game in person. 71 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,664 It is a completely different feeling. 72 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,375 She'll take the ticket. Well, that's everyone then. 73 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,920 Thank me later. And I mean it with y'all ungrateful asses. [ Bell rings ] 74 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,839 So it's just Principal Coleman and her friends? 75 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,716 Every. Single. Day. 76 00:02:56,343 --> 00:03:00,180 Did you get my text? Yeah. Yeah, it sounds cool. Thank you. 77 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,349 I haven't been to a game in forever, you know? 78 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,893 Anyway, you and I are getting on the PhanaVision kiss cam, 79 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,395 so plan accordingly. 80 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,355 Okay, but you can't just get on the kiss cam. 81 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,774 It's random. Look at me. Look at you. 82 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,860 We're gonna be on camera. True. Alright. Bet. 83 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,153 Oh, also, we're taking my car. 84 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,446 I can't be seen in your hooptie. 85 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,156 But they don't have cameras in the parking lot. 86 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,950 You don't know that for sure. We can't take that chance. 87 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,663 Can you see it? Ooh, thank God this day is over. 88 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,373 I'm ready for baseball. 89 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,958 It's gonna be so much fun. 90 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,252 As long as you don't wear that hat. 91 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,170 Yeah. I didn't know it was bobblehead night. 92 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,216 [ Gasps ] Hat on a hat. 93 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,467 You're not gonna get hit with a baseball. 94 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,885 You don't need to wear a helmet. 95 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,054 Yes, I'm sure everyone thinks that until wha-pap! 96 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,849 Ohh. Yeah, I've seen the YouTube blooper compilations. 97 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,725 It's going to be great, I promise. 98 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,310 It's gonna be better than great. 99 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,854 We are visiting the first team to join 100 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,480 the Environmental Protection Agency's 101 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,315 Green Power Partnership Program that -- 102 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,317 Jacob. Jacob, don't ruin baseball. 103 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,694 It's going to be a blast. 104 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,612 You got food, you got beer, you got a place to sit. 105 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,823 God-fearing men playing for His glory. 106 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,366 And they're nice enough to do it in tight pants. 107 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,410 Both: Amen. What's not to love? 108 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,078 Well, some people go for the love of the sport, 109 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,247 but, you know, whatever... gets you to the ballpark. 110 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,748 Well, then let's hop to it. 111 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,084 'Cause I gotta count all of the players wearing crosses 112 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,546 before I talk to Schwarbs. Wait, they play in jewelry? 113 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,214 Isn't that dangerous? No? 114 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,176 You got everything? Yeah, I got my phone. 115 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,552 You sure? Yeah. 116 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,720 Alright, we can do this later. 117 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,888 Come on. Can't miss the first pitch. 118 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,806 Really? A book? It's in case I get bored. 119 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,349 You know, I thought about bringing a wet blanket, 120 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,893 but I see we already got one. 121 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,312 You know, every time a Phillies player hits a home run, 122 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,272 they plant a tree in the Delaware Valley. 123 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,065 Jacob, you cannot do this to me for the whole game. 124 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,484 Please. Hold up. 125 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,320 Me? Oh. Am I not allowed to wear the batting helmet? 126 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,071 It's weird, but you can. 127 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,782 But that bag can't come in. Oh. Oh, my God. 128 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,117 Hey, guys, just go on without me! 129 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,994 We'll be right -- They are gone. 130 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,163 Damn, they ain't even look back. All bags need to be 131 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,624 clear, small, or left in your car. Alright, you know what? 132 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,043 You just go ahead in and, um, I'm going to run back to the car 133 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,045 really fast, okay? 134 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,756 I just need the keys. And where did we park? 135 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,549 Also, how would one get to our seats? 136 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,094 It's okay. We'll just go together. Yeah. 137 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,221 Baker: And now the starting lineup 138 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,139 for the visiting Atlanta Braves. 139 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,641 Maybe we go quickly? Yeah? Yeah. 140 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,226 Hop on my back. 141 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,852 Gregory, I can run. Jesus. 142 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,979 Oh, okay. Okay. 143 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,398 Actually, um, if I -- I'll do the back. 144 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,441 Yeah? Yeah. 145 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,651 Here we go. 146 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,951 [ Indistinct music playing, cheering ] 147 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:29,329 Baker: It's a beautiful night for baseball. 148 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,082 [ Cheers and applause ] 149 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,875 Remember, we have to sit in the middle of the road. 150 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,794 The PhanaVision cameras never go for the aisle. 151 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,838 Seeing the stairs makes the ballpark look empty. 152 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,549 Yeah, yeah, I got you. 153 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,133 [ Cellphone camera shutter clicks ] 154 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,012 Mr. Johnson, how'd you beat us here? 155 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,389 I know some people. 156 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,349 They let me use a special entrance. 157 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,935 You came in through the tunnel? 158 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,312 Isn't that where the Phillie Phanatic comes out? 159 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,855 You know what? I don't even know why I asked. 160 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,399 Just stay focused. 161 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,317 Hey, Barb, which seat do you want? 162 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,654 Kyle! Kyle Schwarber! 163 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:06,157 Kyle! It's me! Barbara Howard! 164 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,411 I'm a teacher! Look over here! 165 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,706 That's a dedicated woman right there. Yeah. 166 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,960 Baker: It's Teacher Appreciation Night at Citizens Bank Park. 167 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,629 Wow. We are really close. 168 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,298 Good thing I brought protection. 169 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,633 I mean my helmet. Oh. Yeah. I -- I know. 170 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,760 Um, these are nice seats, right? 171 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,095 Feels good to be teacher appreciated. 172 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,515 Yeah. Alright. Score card. 173 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,392 pen, red pin, permanent marker. 174 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,102 We made it. Whoo! 175 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,022 Alright. So, ball game -- check. Uh-huh. 176 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,024 Peanuts and Cracker Jack -- when? 177 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,609 Because they really hyped that up in the song. 178 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,403 Uh, soon. The vendors will come by. Oh, they come by? 179 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,280 How would they know when we're hungry? [ Organ playing ] 180 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,699 [ Cheers and applause ] Oh! Oh! Is it a home run? 181 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,908 Uh, no. The game just started. 182 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,744 Oh. [ Spectators booing ] 183 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,287 Oh. Uh-oh. Now they're booing. 184 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,622 Well, they hate the other team. 185 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,790 Ah. Right. Yeah. 186 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,543 Okay. You're smiling. What happened? 187 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,087 First pitch. Right on time. Oh! [ Chuckles ] 188 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,881 Which one is Mike Schmidt? 189 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:08,136 Come on, Phillies! Let's go! Let's go! 190 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,346 What happened? I can't see. 191 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,349 [ Spectators shouting ] 192 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,100 You know, I bet they could start collecting 193 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,770 all of the sunflower seeds and, uh, the peanut shells 194 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,564 and save them for compost. I'm gonna kill this guy. 195 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,941 Don't those two live together? 196 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,609 Stop worrying about them. 197 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,653 Look forward, stay sexy and lock in. 198 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,738 I wonder where the landscaping team sits. 199 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:27,822 Hey, Gregory! Huh? 200 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,199 Do you know -- Okay, that's enough. 201 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,450 I'm going to the concession stand. 202 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,327 Excuse me, Barb. Oh, I'll come with. 203 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,788 I want to get a closer look at their dual-stream trash cans. 204 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,540 They're made out of HDPE recycled plastics. 205 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,751 It's basically trash made out of trash. 206 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,796 Yeah, well, Mr. Johnson would like that. 207 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,216 Hey, where's Mr. Johnson? Where did Mr. Johnson go? 208 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,843 I don't know, but he's missing the Phanatic. 209 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,846 [ Cheering, clapping, organ music playing ] 210 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:56,726 ♪♪ 211 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,521 Oh, did you put on that lip mask I gave you last night? 212 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,898 No, I was never gonna do that. 213 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,109 [ Sighs ] Put this on. 214 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,319 So my lips look dewy after the kiss cam kiss. 215 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,239 Uh, yeah. Nah, baby. 216 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,827 [ Cheers and applause ] 217 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,497 Baker: Now batting for the Phillies, 218 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,752 number 12, designated hitter Kyle Schwarber! 219 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,754 [ Cheers and applause ] 220 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,550 [ Cheers and applause ] 221 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,969 Baker: That's the swing bell! 222 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,100 Did you know that somewhere in this ballpark, 223 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,559 there is a Phillies garden 224 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,687 that provides fresh produce -- For the love of God, 225 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,647 Jacob, please. What? It's inspiring. 226 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,732 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 227 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,817 We're gonna do the 9-9-9 challenge. 228 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,318 Oh, is that where you try and swallow, like, 229 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,904 nine ounces of cinnamon or something? No. What? No. 230 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,283 It's nine hot dogs, nine beers, in nine innings. Oh, okay. 231 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,617 Yeah. What, like, for a cause? 232 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,244 Yeah, the cause is it'll shut you up. 233 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,954 Alright. Uh... Okay, but also, 234 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,789 if you successfully complete the challenge, 235 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,916 I'm gonna give you your own shelf in the fridge at home. 236 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,503 I don't know, it seems like a lot of processed food. 237 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,547 I was gonna get a cheesesteak. [ Scoffs ] Yeah, right. 238 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,507 What, with the organic Cheez Whiz? 239 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,925 Without. 240 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,970 No dogs, no shelf. 241 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,097 Now, are we talking in addition to the door shelf 242 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,850 I already have? Instead of. 243 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,060 I am in. Okay. 244 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,230 Two dogs and two beers, please. The ladies, pay them. 245 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,982 Thank you. Perfect. 246 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,942 Hey, where do you guys source your dogs? 247 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,905 ♪ I love ♪ ♪ Living in the fast lane ♪ 248 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,450 ♪ I love ♪ Whoo! 249 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,951 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 250 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,454 So he, uh, spilled his popcorn on me, 251 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,080 so I'm guessing something good happened. 252 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,248 Explain it to me like I'm five. 253 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,084 Oh, well, we're in between plays. 254 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,586 I think he just really liked the batter's walk up song. 255 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,421 This just isn't for me. 256 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,131 I might go home at halftime. 257 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,384 Don't tell me they don't have a halftime. 258 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:57,847 Baker: It's time for the Phillies Dance Cam! 259 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,308 ♪♪ 260 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,936 ♪ Gangnam style, op, op, op, op ♪ 261 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,312 Well, this part is fun. 262 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,647 I like this. 263 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,774 [ Gasps ] Oh, my God. 264 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,776 You! You! 265 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,486 [ Stammering ] 266 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,530 My girlfriend's on the Dance Cam! 267 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,074 The girlfriend's on the Dance Cam! 268 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,868 She's on the aisle! They're all on the aisle! 269 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,370 Who the hell is running this thing?! 270 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,622 Baker: Look at that little girl go! 271 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,582 I think we have our winner! 272 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,626 Oh, my God! 273 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,211 No one ever beats a kid! 274 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,130 [ Squeals ] 275 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,798 Go, Phillies! 276 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,052 [ Cheers and applause ] 277 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,887 Oh, my God. Another one. 278 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,640 That's -- That's two -- That's two home runs. 279 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:46,146 Is he gonna do it? Is he gonna do it? 280 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,147 Yes! 281 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,317 And the crowd goes... Wild! Ahh! 282 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,862 Okay. Look alive, kid. Round six, coming up. 283 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,072 [ Chuckles ] How you feeling? 284 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,074 I feel incredible. Alright. 285 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,784 This is easy shelf, honey. 286 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,453 The hell'd you call me? 287 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,998 What's up? Oh, no. 288 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,917 What -- What if we did, like, the 6-6-6 challenge? 289 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,711 You know? No, huh-uh. Man up or give up. 290 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,962 You choose. 291 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,257 Where you been Mr. Johnson> 292 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,675 Handlin' business. 293 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,719 Why don't you try mindin' your own, handsome? 294 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,055 Oh, my God. What? 295 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,516 Baker: If you're looking for the Phillie Phanatic, don't worry. 296 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,685 He's loading the hot dog cannon. 297 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,521 Oh. That sounds fun, right? 298 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,315 I have other plans. 299 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,903 Babe, I'm gonna run to the bathroom after this inning, 300 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,488 but I need you to keep an eye on Mr. Johnson while I'm gone. 301 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,199 For example, does he stay in his seat? 302 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,950 If not, where does he go? 303 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,368 Uhn-uhn, either go to the bathroom now 304 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,745 or wait till the next inning starts. 305 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,622 The Kiss Cam happens in between innings, 306 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,915 and I need you on your mark. 307 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,875 Alright, alright. I'll be right back. 308 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,838 Oh, no. The other team hit the ball. 309 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,840 And it stopped by Sosa. 310 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,551 Sosa fires to Turner. Turner fires to Harper. 311 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,136 Oh, my God, it's in the glove! 312 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,721 [ Cheers and applause ] 313 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,598 That's it?! 314 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,100 Wait! No! Foul! Very good. 315 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,727 Challenge! 316 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,521 Okay. Chow down, buddy. There you go. 317 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,565 What? Yeah. Triple play. 318 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,525 It's almost the bottom of the inning. 319 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,153 Almost time for another round. 320 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,864 Ohm my God! God, I feel so alive. 321 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,824 Gregory, write that down. Write down I feel alive. 322 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,118 See? Baseball. Yeah. 323 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,954 Oh. 324 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,997 My God, look at this! This is community. 325 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,457 You didn't tell me about the community. 326 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,959 I thought it was a given. 327 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,212 Baker: Pucker up, buttercup. It's time for Kiss Cam! 328 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,714 [ Cheers and applause ] 329 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,174 Ooh, where is he? 330 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,342 Men never have to wait for the bathroom. 331 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,718 That's the whole point of being a man. 332 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,262 Who are you even talking to? 333 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,974 [ Laughter ] 334 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,517 He's not my man. [ Chuckles ] 335 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,686 I certainly am not. Ew. 336 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,771 What do you mean "ew"? Don't "ew" me. 337 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,772 [ Mockingly ] Ew. 338 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,649 Over here! Over here! 339 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,693 Kyle! Kyle Schwarber! 340 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,861 You are up next. 341 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,531 You've been out on your front foot. 342 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,157 Do it like this. 343 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,287 Schwarber! Over here! 344 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,748 [ Thump! ] Oh! 345 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,000 Ohh. 346 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,085 Baker: Hope that little girl is okay. 347 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,296 Anything can happen at a Phillies game. 348 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,256 Can we get that camera off them now? 349 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,632 That young man is gonna be sick! 350 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,012 Everything looks okay. 351 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,763 Although your breathing's a little weird. 352 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,182 Oh, no. That's normal. Big energy, little lungs. 353 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,768 Right. Well, take it easy in here for a bit. 354 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,479 Just to be sure. I'll check back in a few. 355 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,481 Thank you. 356 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,692 [ Sighs ] Janine, I'm sorry. 357 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,277 You didn't even want to come to this game, 358 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,030 and now you're on the injured list and receiving first aid. 359 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,033 I just wanted you to love baseball as much as I did, 360 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,534 but I forced it, and now... 361 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,077 I love it. 362 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,454 You what? Yes. 363 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,080 I mean, look, I might not know 364 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,207 what a "6-4-3 three triple" play is 365 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,085 or how to "read a scoreboard" or where we even parked, 366 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,712 but I do know this -- 367 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,881 I'm gonna walk out of this ballpark with stories 368 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,633 I'm gonna tell forever and even more love for my city. 369 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,052 [ Exhales sharply ] 370 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,305 And if that's baseball, then swing, batta batta, 371 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,306 I love it! 372 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,390 [ Chuckles ] Ow. 373 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,433 You sure you okay? 374 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,851 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 375 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,020 40,000 people watching the same game, 376 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,523 eating the same snacks, waiting for a fumble -- Strike out. 377 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,692 I get why they call it "the beautiful game." Soccer. 378 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,778 It feels like you belong to something bigger. 379 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,279 [ Door opens ] 380 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,739 Hi. I'm Cooper with the Phillies. 381 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,116 You must be Janine. I am. 382 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,494 Wait, am I famous now? [ Chuckles ] 383 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,537 Well, we will take the free season tickets... Uh-huh. 384 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,248 ...and I am literally the biggest Phillies fan I think ever. 385 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,584 I got something better than season tickets. 386 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,212 How would you like to meet the Phillie Phanatic? 387 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,923 Even better. Are there tickets still an option? 388 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,760 [ Cheers and applause ] 389 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,428 Barbara: He did it again! That's three times! 390 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,098 Baker: And that's swing number three -- 391 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,183 his 48th of the season. 392 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,977 [ Hooting ] 393 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,314 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 394 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:03,986 [ Chanting "MVP!" ] 395 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,280 You can keep that, huh? 396 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,492 [ Organ playing ] 397 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,119 I still can't believe you missed Kiss Cam. 398 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,455 Well, if you let me go to the bathroom when I wanted to, 399 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,498 I would have been here. 400 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,252 Baby, you got control issues. 401 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,799 Well, if we're being real about it, 402 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,050 this is the first time I've gotten to 403 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,220 sit in the stands with the person I'm dating. 404 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,681 Because usually they're too busy playing on the field 405 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,516 or on the court or on the ice. 406 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,684 So I just wanted to do 407 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,645 all the normal people things I never could. 408 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,313 Because, you know, I'm used to... 409 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,232 being with professional athletes. 410 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,485 Was that supposed to be a sad story? 411 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,820 Just reminding you of who I've dated. 412 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:51,826 I mean, even though your reasons are a little superficial, 413 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,787 I admit Kiss Cam would have been cute. 414 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,581 So... 415 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,708 I tried to do the next best thing. 416 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,670 [ Cheers and applause ] 417 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,507 [ Chuckles ] 418 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,635 That's cute. That's cute? 419 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,054 Yeah. [ Laughs ] Good job. 420 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,140 Let's go, Phillies! 421 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,894 [ Cheers and applause ] 422 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,856 Baker: That's Kyle Schwarber's fourth home run swing! 423 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,649 Aah! 424 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,276 [ Cheers and applause ] 425 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,528 [ Bell tolling ] 426 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,655 That's right. 427 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,452 Let's do it. 428 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,786 I'm out! I can't do it! 429 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,915 [ Chuckles ] No one thought you could. It's okay. 430 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,209 You manage not to talk about the environment for a couple hours. 431 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,211 I'm gonna give you a shelf anyway. 432 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,881 Oh, you really pulled off the 9-9-9 challenge? 433 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,549 More like 10-10-8. 434 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,801 I finished last inning. Give me this. 435 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,386 Mr. J. 436 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,222 Don't mind if I do. 437 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,849 Hey, Abbott group, right? Barbara: Yeah. 438 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,601 I just wanted to let you know your friend Janine 439 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,685 only has 10 minutes left. 440 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,020 [ Gasps ] Of life?! 441 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,355 Sorry. I should have phrased that differently. 442 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,981 She has 10 minutes left with the medic. 443 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,816 Oh. She's totally fine. 444 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,902 And about to meet the Phanatic. Want to join? 445 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,655 Sorry, I can't. Got something else to attend to. 446 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,781 Yeah. Cool. Game's almost over, 447 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,492 so let's go see your friend while she's still here. 448 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,203 Okay. Can you please stop saying it like that? 449 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,621 Thanks. She's safe. 450 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,542 Baker: Congratulations to Kyle Schwarber 451 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,044 on his four home runs. 452 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,422 He now leads the National League! 453 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,383 Yeah. Alright, everyone, 454 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,761 as promised, someone very special wants to meet you. Here's your helmet. 455 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,596 The Phillie Phanatic! 456 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,139 Oh! [ Laughs ] Hey! 457 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,183 Oh, my God. 458 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,559 Wow. Hey! 459 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,479 Oh! Oh! Oh! I knew it! 460 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,398 I -- I knew it. You're the -- You're the Phillie Phanatic! 461 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,066 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 462 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,651 Barbara: Yes. No. Y'all, no. 463 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,987 Mr. Johnson is the Phillie Phanatic. 464 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,488 Johnson: What gave it away? 465 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,574 All day, I've never seen you and the Phanatic 466 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,325 in the same place at the same time. 467 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,411 I never see you and Shemar Moore in the same place 468 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,787 at the same time either, 469 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,205 but I don't go around asking you a bunch 470 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,583 of questions about "Soul Train." 471 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,585 What -- What about the green fuzz that you had on you 472 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,253 and you kept getting up to leave every other inning? 473 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,755 We ran into each other, gave me a big hug. 474 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,007 We go way back. 475 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,551 And I was getting up because I had to go pee. 476 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,387 I hope that's okay with you. 477 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,722 You really believed that, huh? 478 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,516 Hi! [ Giggles] Oh. Oh, that's so nice. 479 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,059 It hurts a little bit, though, but it's so nice. 480 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,562 Okay, folks, we have one more special surprise. 481 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,856 Melissa: Oh. Gear? Mr. Kyle Schwarber! 482 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,483 [ All cheering, shouting excitedly ] 483 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,194 Hey, guys. Gregory: How you doing? 484 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,197 How's it going? I'm sure that you get this all the time, 485 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,616 but I love the ballpark. 486 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,284 It's a beautiful home. We appreciate that. 487 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,328 Thank you, guys. Take care. Hey. 488 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,787 What's good? 489 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,624 Oh. I'm taken. Oh, I'm sorry. Um... 490 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,127 Melissa: Wow. Hey, so I heard I hit a little girl on the Dance Cam. 491 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,172 Oh, that was me, but I'm 29. And a half. 492 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,883 Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry. These are for you. 493 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,343 I'm so sorry. Oh. Thank you. 494 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,553 C-Could you sign m-my helmet? 495 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,888 I was wearing it 'cause I didn't wanna get hit in the head. 496 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,306 And I took off, and I got hit in the head. 497 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,600 Absolutely. It was crazy. 498 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,685 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 499 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,354 Thank you. I'm so sorry. 500 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,605 It's okay. Alright. 501 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,440 Barb, now's your shot. Come on. 502 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,612 Mr. Kyle Schwarber... 503 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,573 I've been waiting all day to say this to you. 504 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,787 Hello! Oh, hi. 505 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,997 Um, can I sign your jersey? 506 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,874 [ Gasps ] Whew, yes. Awesome. 507 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,125 Yeah. Yeah. 508 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,919 Awesome. Oh, and this too, please? 509 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,796 Thank you. Absolutely. Yeah. I'll hold that. 510 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,130 Thank you. There you go. 511 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548 So you're not going to resell these, are you? 512 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,051 Nope. Gonna sell 'em once. 513 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,969 Hey, Schwarby, do you know the, uh, 514 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,430 carbon footprint of this place? Uh... 515 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,099 Mr. Schwarber, this is my boyfriend. Thank you. 516 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,768 He's 29 and a half, too. You don't have to say how old I am. 517 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,520 Four home runs, man. That's a hell of a game. 518 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,105 I appreciate that, dude. Thank you. 519 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,482 Yeah, that was fun. Melissa: Yeah. 520 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,484 Hey. Thanks, man. What a night. 521 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,319 It was awesome. Over my stats. He ruined my work. 522 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,196 No, but it's Kyle Schwarber. How about a group picture? 523 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,280 Yes! 524 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,782 Absolutely. Let's do it, guys. 525 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,951 Come on. Here we go. Let's go. 526 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,286 Gregory: But how am I supposed to... Janine: It's okay. It's fine. 527 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,414 Everyone say "Phillies!" 528 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,165 All: Phillies! 529 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,751 Whoop-whoop-whoop! Okay, you guys go ahead. I'm gonna catch up. 530 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,545 Okay. Schwarber: Thank you, guys. I am so sorry. 531 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,089 Bye! Barbara: Thank you so much. Great game. 532 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,549 Thank you. Appreciate you. Hey, man. Such a pleasure. 533 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,967 Great night tonight, man. Thank you. I appreciate that. 534 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,010 Four home runs. Wow. Melissa: Okay. That's good. 535 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,595 Hang on. I got something for you. 536 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,347 Oh, okay. 537 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,432 What we got? 538 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,144 That was a hell of a game. There you go. 539 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,813 Good job, man. [ Chuckles ] I will take that. Thank you. 540 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,279 And so I said to Kyle Schwarber, "Son, 541 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,281 don't be out on your front foot. 542 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,491 Keep your weight back." Not what happened. 543 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,410 Well, how would you know, Gregory? 544 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,911 You were too busy coloring, 545 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,164 letting your girlfriend get popped in the head. 546 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,916 Guys, could we maybe turn the lights off 547 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,210 and play the quiet game? 548 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,254 How are you this hungover? 549 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,256 I eat 10 hot dogs and 10 beers every night. 550 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,591 Grow up, Jacob. 551 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,718 Well, it sounds like y'all caught a great game. 552 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:01,927 We did. 553 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,721 And if anyone wants to relive the action, 554 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,557 I got Kyle Schwarber autographs, 50 bucks a pop. 555 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,517 That's cute. [ Gasps ] 556 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,145 I got these with Lafufus signed by Kyle Schwarber. 557 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:14,273 You bought those signatures off me and put them on Lafufus? 558 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,109 That's a smart kid. 559 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,153 Is that a Kyle Schwarber Lafufu? 560 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,947 Don't la-mind if I la-dudu. 561 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,324 I'm gonna take two. 41813

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