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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:13,310 Okay. I'm going to attempt to make nuts and bolts for the first time in honor of 2 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,610 Lee and my mother. 3 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:19,830 And I haven't done it before, so I'm going to do my best. 4 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:25,810 I'm going to preheat the oven to 250 so I can bake this stuff for an hour and a 5 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:26,810 half to two hours. 6 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:32,420 Cheerios. 7 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,060 Shreddies. 8 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:35,940 Pretzels. 9 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:40,860 Pecats. 10 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,380 Cashews. 11 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:48,900 A pre -cut? 12 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,760 Now we've got it. 13 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,340 And this is a Worcestershire sauce substitute. 14 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,100 It's a Japanese sauce, but it's very close to Worcestershire. 15 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,640 So I'll be using that. 16 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,140 And a big whack of butter. 17 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,460 Internet. 18 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:48,080 Well, I'm going to have to get a saucepan here. 19 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:56,080 One of our fancy Le Mans 2 cupboards. 20 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,820 This vacuum cleaner comes way up. 21 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:06,240 That looks like a good one, our saucepan. 22 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:21,000 If anybody would like to own up as to who gave me this pie, I have no clue. 23 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:22,560 We have two of them. 24 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:27,160 You were guessing, Tommy and Jack, but I don't remember them giving us these. 25 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,900 So, I have to figure out two cups of butter. 26 00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:05,940 Okay. Look at that. 27 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,640 Teaspoon type. 28 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,840 Amateur. Using a real old paper spoon. 29 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,380 Seasoned salt. 30 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,080 One tablespoon of seasoned salt. 31 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,000 It's a three -tailed swimmer from Worcestershire, but I'm just going to 32 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,900 this all in because it looks like a good three -tailed swimmer. 33 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:23,290 Pennybeard's Picnic! 34 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:34,530 Okay, we've got some garlic here now. 35 00:05:10,599 --> 00:05:12,200 One tablespoon 36 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:19,520 of 37 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,820 paprika. This is Hungarian paprika. 38 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:30,340 So, yeah, Hungarian paprika is maybe the best because the fat of it is 39 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,600 probably the best. 40 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,380 Because she's a real... 41 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,250 to the gourmet here. 42 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:41,030 And I hate it, but I think I love it when you use that word, but she is a 43 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:45,570 gourmet. But she can make any kind of dishes from any country. 44 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:47,590 And it is really interesting. 45 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:55,210 So, now, we're just going to start melting it up on the stove. 46 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:02,790 And then we're going to add our 20 ingredients into that. 47 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:27,590 Now, these guys have got, like, cryptic and right checks, but I don't need to 48 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:28,590 answer it. 49 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:34,170 Boy, we've got a deep cut of this. 50 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:40,710 And, uh, four cups of beer. 51 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,850 We've got 12 cups of race. 52 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:45,270 We've got a good mix of the race track. 53 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,810 Now we have 12 cups. 54 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:51,150 I mean, I don't know, like, don't cut that down. 55 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,570 Take it back, Joe. Take it back. 56 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,010 Take it back. 57 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,110 Take it back. 58 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,530 What did I do? Oh, 59 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:17,230 Dennis will like this one. 60 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,510 Home for Christmas from the war. 61 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,610 This whole box is going to run out. 62 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:40,220 Oops. 63 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,100 We need a rice chest. 64 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:44,860 Massacre. 65 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,700 Actually, not rice chest. For shredding. 66 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,900 I think mom used to use shredding. 67 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,140 I don't know what Lee used. 68 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,220 Just kind of let Lee did her thing, and I just ate everything. 69 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,500 Yeah, 70 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,880 that looks like a lot of rice. 71 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,230 Four cups. 72 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:08,910 I'm going to go with about half of that. 73 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:10,870 Yeah, 74 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:17,350 I'm looking forward to it. 75 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:29,550 We should visit home 76 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,610 for Christmas. 77 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:32,089 Which I will be. 78 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:54,800 And the pretzels, most pork cuts are pretzels too. 79 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,210 These are, like, hot kids, so it's popular. 80 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:27,490 Now this is a fact. I hate muscle. 81 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:28,930 I hate muscle. 82 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,090 I hate muscle. 83 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,010 I hate muscle. 84 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:33,589 I hate muscle. 85 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,090 I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. 86 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:36,589 I hate muscle. I hate muscle. 87 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:36,650 I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I 88 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:36,650 hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I 89 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:36,650 muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate 90 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:36,650 muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate 91 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:36,710 muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate 92 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:36,710 muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate 93 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,489 muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. 94 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:37,950 I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I hate muscle. I 95 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,950 hate muscle. I hate muscle. I 96 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:53,290 I was gonna do a walnut, but all we had was broken walnuts. 97 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,070 So I didn't want to... 98 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:12,210 I think this is Snoopy's Christmas. 99 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:46,490 These are saltless cashews. They're not salty. 100 00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:49,490 There's not going to be enough salt and stuff in here. 101 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:53,510 It's pretty loud, it's not loud. 102 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:56,390 They're huge in the middle. 103 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:05,610 See, somebody always kicks the cashews out. 104 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,300 Or anything else. 105 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,480 Now, 106 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:19,640 you know that part of the game? 107 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,480 We 108 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:28,380 have 109 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:33,360 one of those tremendous souls that likes to be bad all the time. 110 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,790 You know, you guys probably know the inductance thing. 111 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:42,870 Wow. 112 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:45,590 Cool. 113 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:11,120 And then we need to make sure that we can get a decent amount of... 114 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:16,340 Now, Mom used to do it by layers, because she had a deeper pan, but she 115 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:21,580 go and maybe later do it this way. Carly might know, or Dennis. 116 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:27,240 Mom used to put a layer in, and then she'd put, like, dab it with butter, 117 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:32,100 chunks, and then she'd put the seasoning in there, the garlic and everything, 118 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,440 and then... 119 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:38,320 Then she put another layer on and do that again and again. This recipe calls 120 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,880 just melt everything into a pot and then just like pour it all through and then, 121 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,300 you know, mix it up. 122 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,880 My favorite song used to be on the radio. 123 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:38,510 That poor chipmunk Alvin, he was always being yelled at. 124 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,510 I wonder how he turned out in the end. 125 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:46,950 Maybe he's a serial killer now. 126 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:52,670 Okay. 127 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,250 I don't think we got lessons. 128 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,060 I don't feel that way too bad here. 129 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,520 I think I get that. 130 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,240 I'm crazy in discussions. 131 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,560 Okay, fellas, get ready. 132 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800 That was very good. 133 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,020 Very good, people. 134 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,880 I don't know if y 'all can hear me. 135 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,760 Can y 'all hear me now a little bit? 136 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,960 Tell me! 137 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,200 He's always yawning and yawning. 138 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:04,950 Okay, how old is this client? 139 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:27,490 The trick is not to take that stuff that's left over. 140 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:40,610 And I'm already big enough. I'm already, like, I'm really pushing it this year. 141 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:44,390 I'm already, like, six pounds overweight before I even get to Ottawa. 142 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:49,310 So what am I to say? Which is nothing to do with anybody else's overweight. 143 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,350 table you can see, I think you can see the table. 144 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,170 Let's have a look. 145 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:40,010 You can see the table. 146 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:42,750 Let's go a little closer. 147 00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,510 Is this the camera? 148 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:47,790 Wrong button. 149 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,370 Oh, here we go. 150 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:36,600 But I've got 151 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,600 high hopes. 152 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:57,590 He'll move that rubber tree plant. I might do it. 153 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,530 There's animals everywhere. 154 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:06,290 He'll move a rubber tree plant. Because he's got high hopes. 155 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,770 He's got high hopes. 156 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,950 He's got a pretty thick throat. 157 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,530 Twice. 158 00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:28,680 Oops, there goes another rubber dreamer. 159 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:34,580 Another rubber dreamer. Hey, this is the kick part where I don't mess up and 160 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,720 start a nice, uh... Here's a song. 161 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:40,360 I 162 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:47,340 don't 163 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,480 know, they were calling for a lot more R &Bs than this. 164 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,780 And with only two cuts of, uh... 165 00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:00,520 I don't know how much it's going to cover. 166 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:06,240 Even though it's this, and I put in about half of the shredding material 167 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240 we're trying to build. 168 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,780 But we'll just keep doing our best here. 169 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:16,060 I am going to add some more butter and season before I can tell it's going to 170 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,060 a little dry. 171 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,720 Oops, 172 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,500 there goes 173 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:47,990 Good evening, sir. 174 00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:20,200 Oh, Doris Gates! 175 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,140 I'm just going to mix it in for the girl here now. 176 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360 It's not there yet. 177 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160 What? 178 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,020 You got it. 179 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240 Oh, 180 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280 yes. 181 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,780 Beeper. What if you're not a beeper? 182 00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:20,300 Whatever will be, will be. 183 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,380 The future's not ours to see. 184 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,300 Case that I'm still. 185 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,460 Now, Freddie and you are out with Hitchcock, man. 186 00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:34,390 And I can't remember which one it was. 187 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:39,610 But she's over in Europe in an embassy and the child's been kidnapped. 188 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:44,610 And she's singing this song near the end of the movie where the child is... She 189 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,250 knows the child's in the embassy somewhere. 190 00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:51,310 She's nowhere, but she wants the child to hear that she's there. So she sings 191 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,310 this song. 192 00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:57,430 Whatever will be, will be. 193 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,410 The future's not ours to see. 194 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:07,340 Just adding a little more butter here to try to get things to flow in there. 195 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,360 We're going to bake it all up anyway. It's going to be in there for almost two 196 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:17,420 hours. So most of that butter will be dried up, hopefully, and absorbed. 197 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Okay. 198 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,060 from Father Goose. 199 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,280 Okay, back to seeing me again. 200 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:22,360 That's the one where Cary Grant plays kind of a bum who lives on a boat during 201 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,360 the war. 202 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:31,200 He gets sucked into being a guy who spots 203 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,440 enemy airplanes for the British. 204 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:43,280 And he ends up having to take care of all these young girls who have been... 205 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,140 who he had to go and rescue. 206 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:53,460 I think it's... Is it Audrey Hepburn? No, it's not. It's Leslie Caron, who is 207 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,460 the teacher. 208 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,060 Anyway, of course, it leads into a great romance. 209 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,460 And always a happy ending. 210 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,660 Because it's not real. 211 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,650 Okay, it's starting to look a little dark in here, which is a good sign. 212 00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:17,590 I don't mean the room, I mean the room. 213 00:24:56,409 --> 00:24:59,210 Thank you. 214 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,410 Thank you. 215 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,440 Thank you. 216 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,620 Bye. 217 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:15,280 We'll have to beat that part out. I think we're ready 218 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,620 to put this in the oven. 219 00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:47,950 Okay. It is 8 p .m. Calgary time. 220 00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:55,090 So we will get that in there. We're going to stir it up about every 25 221 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,090 minutes or so. 222 00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:58,570 And then wish me luck. 223 00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:00,590 And we'll see you at the restaurant. 224 00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:05,390 We'll have to get the rest of the song done. 225 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,840 Walkin' and hoppin' together 226 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:24,320 Sleigh 227 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,540 bells ring I'm not thinkin' at all, I'm just... 228 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:58,140 Gone is the bluebird 229 00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:05,100 Here to stay is a new bird 16094