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Are you

kidding

me?

I cannot be serious.

What you doing?

Hey! I just was about to turn the TV on and watch something.

Were you watching Fields of Everlasting Love?

No, the show's for chicks.

Why would I watch that?

Oh, okay.

No biggie.

I totally would not watch that, so...

I was actually going to watch the finale tonight. There's rumors online that

Rowena is going to cheat, I think, on Dario. What? She can't cheat on him?

her twin brother.

No way. I know.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So you do watch the show.

I gotcha.

Okay, yeah, sure. I watch the show a little bit. It's good. It's a good show.

It's a great storyline.

I actually kind of like that you watch the show.

I'm really sad right now, though, so... Kind of upset at it. I love that my

stepbrothers are in touch with those feelings.

Yeah, I guess I am.

I'd rather have a sensitive brother than some meathead jerk.

I could be a meathead jerk sometimes.

Very true.

So are you going to keep watching it or what?

Well, I guess it's the cat's out of the bag.

Mine as well.

Do you want to watch it together? They're doing a marathon before the

finale tonight.

Yeah, I bet.

Let's do it. Really? Yeah. Cool.

I'll make us some popcorn.

Yeah. Okay.

Ro got food poisoning And she was talking to Matt.

I think Matt is gonna come take care of her and that's where she's gonna cheat

with if they do cheat I don't know That

fucking

whore

I knew it.

Ooh, Nicholas.

No.

Oh, my God. She's bad.

Hey. What's up? I'm gonna suck your cock.

Huh?

Well, I mean, we're both having fun together, so I thought I would reward

Wait, what'd you say?

Would you like me to suck your dick?

Um...

Yeah. Wait, for real?

Yeah.

Can we do it the way Rowena and Dario do it in season three?

Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Really? Yeah. You just keep watching the show.

Pretend this is all with a friend.

Okay.

Dario! What? I just came back from the doctor and... What did they say?

He said I don't suck dick in the next six hours.

I may die. Die?

How would I live without you?

Oh, Dario.

It's just like the show.

Yes, it is.

Are you really going to save me?

Oh, whoa.

Fuck yeah.

I should have done that.

I want you to lay down, Dario.

Just stay right there, Daria.

I think the tightness comes off.

Oh, Rowena, you're so hot.

You like him?

Yeah.

That's a spectacle.

What?

What?

I love you.

I'm dying.

I just want to have this big dick inside me.

Oh, eat me Daria.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

My tongue feels so bad.

Holy fuckies, please, please.

Holy shit.

Good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

oh my

god

Oh my fucking god.

Please. Please.

Please.

Please. Please.

Oh my god, fuck.

Let me die.

Let me die.

Make me fucking take it.

Please. Please make me take it.

I just want to be fucking dead.

Please.

Fuck you.

It tastes so good. It tastes so good, darling.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck. Oh my god, it feels so good.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Keep doing that.

It should look like here.

Shit oh

my god

Oh, that fucking hurt.

Holy shit.

Fuck. Please.

Please. Please.

Fuck.

Make me appreciate it.

I want you to make me appreciate every inch of it.

Make me take it nice and slow.

I just want you to make me

appreciate that, God.

Just make me appreciate every bit of it.

Hold it in there.

Oh, my God.

Hold it in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

You're so tight.

Oh, there we go.

Come on.

Come on, give me all you fucking got.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

It's all fucking nice.

It's all fucking nice.

Just use every fucking bit of it.

I want every bit of it.

I want every bit of that dick inside me, please.

Please. I want it so bad.

Just tease me with just the fucking tip.

I just love

watching it go in and out of there.

Just stretching me out.

Filling me up with that perfect fucking cup.

Fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

I just feel so good.

I just love watching it go in and out of there.

Fuck. Keep going.

Focus.

Don't you fucking stop.

I'm so tired though.

I want you to keep going, please.

I'm so good.

Keep going.

Don't stop.

Don't stop, please.

Please keep going, yeah, keep going.

Keep going.

Oh, I don't understand.

Oh, look.