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My name is Angel Costosa. It's really excited to be here.

I'm here to check out my potential stepsister's bedroom.

Whoa, there's nothing in here but bottles of whipped cream.

Oh no, he found my whipped cream.

Definitely a basic white girl. Okay, rude. This guy's just a jerk.

You know, you're just super mean.

Why do you have, like, a bunch of cans of whipped cream in your closet?

Eat it.

Hi, my name is Angel Costosa, and I'm just really excited to be here. I hope

room shows my dazzling personality and I get a new stepper out of this.

All right, well, let's get this over with.

I'm here to check out my potential stepsister's bedroom to see if I should

my mom my seal of approval to combine our families.

She's actually pretty cute.

Usually not my type, but we'll see.

Alright, let's check this out.

Whoa.

Ooh, it's very pink in here.

Pink's my favorite color.

This place really looks like an Instagram post.

Wow. Look at all this.

Okay.

A lot to go over. Whoa, what's this?

Who's this?

Is this her boyfriend or something?

Uh, yeah.

I have a little picture of my boyfriend framed in my room.

Huh. Alright.

Well, I guess she likes dudes. That's a good thing, I guess.

Oh, wow.

Whoa.

I guess she must be a cheerleader or something. That's cool.

She's probably pretty, then.

I'm the cheer captain at my school.

Hmm.

I guess she likes coffee.

It's completely empty. And there's another one.

Whoa, pumpkin spice.

Ooh, I'm docking some points for not having the Colombian roast.

All right, what else?

Pumpkin spice lattes are objectively good, and I will die on this hill. Let's

check this out.

Oh.

God, dude, she's a swifty.

All right.

Guess I can't knock her too much for that. It's pretty obvious with all the

pink.

Oh, oh, whoa.

Oh, no, I did not just touch that.

What? Can't believe that.

Oh, no.

Whatever. That's crazy.

So, this is a nice bed, huh?

Oh, shit.

Whoa, okay. So, yoga mat.

I'm not like other girls.

It's a good exercise.

It's good to stretch your body.

Without yoga, my core would be dead.

What do you think's in the box?

Oh no, he found my box.

Alright.

Oh.

What?

I wonder what she does with all this stuff.

I wonder.

My boyfriend loves when I wear lingerie, so... Oh, wow.

Looks like she's got some decent -sized titties.

He seems like an interesting person.

I'm sure he would love to see my tits.

I guess she likes that bun. That's cool. Oh, wow.

Wow, this girl definitely likes to shop.

Look at this. This is all lingerie and dresses.

Are you kidding me?

Let's check out the closet.

Whoa.

That's a nice closet.

A whole mini fridge in here?

There's nothing in here but bottles of whipped cream?

What?

Hmm.

Is that fresh?

Alright, that's super weird.

Oh no, he found my whipped cream.

I feel like I can pretty much pin like 99 % of her personality based on

everything I see here.

Definitely a basic white girl.

Okay, rude. This guy's just a jerk.

Well, I guess let's go meet her.

You know, you're just super mean.

What? You think you know everything about me because you know my coffee

Uh, sorry. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. You're just super basic.

Honey, look at you, dumbass.

At least I'll sit in my room all day and guzzle cans of whipped cream. I don't.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Then why do you have, like, a bunch of cans of whipped cream in your closet?

I think you should leave.

What? Why?

Come on, tell me.

Prove that you're not just some basic white bitch.

What am I supposed to do with that?

Eat it.

What? Just do it.

Oh, I don't know why I like it so much. It just feels really good.

Is this okay?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

It's okay.

Can I try something else?

Yeah.

I've never had it there before.

Really? Did you like it?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

So you like whipped cream? Yeah.

Oh.

Thank you.

You're so sweet.

Should I kiss your pussy?

Yeah Wow

I'm glad

that doesn't taste like pumpkin spice

Can I flick your dick?

Yeah.

Oh, you really know what you're doing

There's nothing basic about my blowjobs.

I guess you're right.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hi.

Are you coming?

That was amazing.

Yeah that was really fun.

I totally thought I had you figure it out.

But genuinely, you really surprised me. I think I'm going to tell my mom to give

you the seal of approval to become my stepsister.

I'm glad I opened up to you then.

Speaking of opening up, what's this about? Who's this guy?

Oh, that just came with the frame.

What's so funny?

Nothing.

It's so weird.