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No, no, no, it's been great.

Honey, that is a great idea.

No, listen, I love that restaurant. We always have a great time there.

No. No, yeah, yeah, that's really good.

Honey, I've got a little surprise for you also later.

Yeah, a little something for you to wear.

Okay. No, no, it sounds good.

Okay, I love you.

Where'd you put my iPad?

I don't have your iPad.

Yeah, you do. You borrowed it. I can't find it.

I did not borrow your iPad, okay? I used it right in front of you. I used it

actually right in front of your mum and right in front of my dad, and then I put

it back.

You probably lost it, just like you lose your car keys all the time.

What's that?

Nanya.

What's Nanya?

Nanya Bithnit.

Ooh. something sexy for Lindsay to wear for you?

April, will you please get your grubby hands off of it?

It's my three month anniversary to Lindsay, okay? And the last thing I need

your dirty slimeball hands all over my gift to Lindsay, okay?

It'd look way better on me.

I'll do more than just put my slime ball hands all over this.

What the fuck are you doing?

That's Lindsay's. Oh, crap.

What are you doing?

Does this look creepy?

I'm going to tell your mum what a crazy fucking weird daughter she has.

April, stop it.

See you later.

Yeah, yes, yeah.

Yes, baby.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What is this?

I'm so fucking happy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I love when you're mad.

And do not tell Mum and Dad, remember? Oh, definitely.

And especially Lindsay.