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It was the worst crush I ever had. The one on my stepbrother Derek.

He was unbelievably sexy and every day my feelings got more and more intense.

But he never noticed me.

I was just this weird, insecure, awkward little girl to him.

Oh, it's football practice.

Good.

Good. Hey.

Yup. See ya.

That was about the extent of what he said to me. Hey. Hey.

And even though I kept trying to figure out a way to make him notice me, I

failed at every turn.

Heading to practice?

Yep. See ya.

And just when I thought there was no point in even trying anymore, something

amazing happened.

When I wasn't trying to get his attention, I finally got his attention.

I'm failing physics.

I'm sorry.

You're kind of a science nerd, right?

Yeah.

I mean, kind of.

Do you think you can teach me physics?

I kind of haven't, you know, gone to any of the classes. I have a final exam

tomorrow. And I haven't read any assignments.

I haven't gone to school.

So, let me wait. Do you want me to teach you, like, a whole semester's worth of

physics in one afternoon?

Yeah.

I mean, that's kind of impossible.

All right. Well, I'm failing physics, I guess.

Okay, no, look, wait.

I'm willing to try if you are.

It might work.

So, for the next several hours, I set out to teach Chad all about linear

and inertia, force, net force, mechanical equilibrium, and equilibrium

I was in my element, and even though I knew he'd probably never speak another

word to me again, I was just happy spending this brief moment in his

But as this afternoon wore on, something strange started happening.

He was smiling a lot and touching me, laughing.

Was he actually flirting with me?

experiment. The period is measured as... What?

I just never knew how smart you were.

I mean, I just love science.

That's awesome.

I mean, there's nothing more attractive than a girl with brains.

Yeah, except a girl with big tits.

I've had tits.

Intelligence is attractive.

Okay, look, you don't need to butter me up. I'm already helping you study. I'm

not buttering you up.

Okay, well, if, you know, intelligence is so attractive, then how come I've

never gotten a guy like you?

A guy like me?

Yeah, you know, the hot guy.

Maybe because we're intimidated by your intelligence.

Okay, yeah.

So, a pendulum is formed by pivoting a long, thin rod about... I'm serious.

Whatever you say.

In a series of experiments, the period is measured as a function of the

distance. I'd kill to have a girl like you.

Then how come you always ignore me when I'm around?

I'm intimidated by you.

You're intimidated by me?

A little, yeah.

Yeah, you.

Okay.

Would you freak out right now if I told you I wanted to kiss you?

No.

No.

I want to kiss you.

I never thought I'd kiss my brother before.

I don't think we can get caught.

Ugh.

It's so wet.

I've thought about this for a long time.

Mmm.

Bye -bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It feels so good.

brother ever could

so dirty fucking my brother.

That was the day I realized that it isn't always the big boob girls that get

football players.

Sometimes it's the smart ones too.