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How are you guys doing? My name is Rich. My name is

Brandon. I am Matt. And I love porn.

Beyond these walls over here are the three girls that you guys get a chance

see.

Oh, dads love porn.

I don't even like talking about how much I masturbate because it's not about me.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

How will you prepare to have sex in a porn star for the first time?

Lots of deep breath.

Try not to cum too fast.

A lot of guys think that you do porn.

They try, and they can't. So what makes you think that you would be able to do

that today?

I watch a lot of it, and it doesn't look too hard, you know, so we'll see.

Do you guys have porn star names yet? Is that something we've thought of yet?

How about you?

Max Penetration.

Max Penetration.

That's very funny. It sounds like an action movie.

I hope it is. All right.

When you go to watch porn, what are you typing in that search bar? What type of

porn are you looking at?

Oh, me?

I like sloppy blowjobs.

Okay. That's for me.

Sloppier the better?

Sloppier the better.

So, obviously, you guys are Bangles fans.

You guys are fans of porn. That's why you guys signed up.

Do you guys have any favorite porn stars? What's your favorite porn star?

I have a favorite.

What's your favorite?

Valerica Thiel.

Valerica Thiel.

All right.

Never heard of her.

All right, well, you guys are going to meet the girls that you guys have the

chance with soon.

We'll do the big reveal later on. You guys are going to hang tight.

We're going to go get the girls riled up, and then we're going to have some

all right? Great. Thank you. All right, guys.

So how are you preparing to have sex with a porn star for the first time?

Well, you know, I put on my death cologne and I'm practicing my moves.

Do you have any special...

I've been told I'm pretty good at that, so I'll try my luck.

As long as she's smiling.

I'm sure you guys, all three of you, have been with a guy who can't last that

long.

So if these guys maybe get a little too excited because they're new, because

there's no time, how are you going to handle stopping them from running early?

I'm good at edging guys.

Ooh, yeah, that's fun.

That's definitely fun.

Sometimes that ruins it, though.

Live in the moment kind of gal, so we'll just see.

Who do you think is going to be behind that one?

Maybe Riley Reid or something. All three of you are wrong.

They're reaching.

How confident are you? Let's go one to ten.

25.

Okay. We're going to put that to the test, then.

Yes, sir.

Can they touch?

Yeah, go for it.

In case they don't know, why don't you tell everybody your name?

Hi, I'm Cubby Thompson.

Nice to meet you.

Cubby walked in and she had these big, beautiful breasts, a red head.

I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do. I asked if I could touch

her. It went pretty well. Yeah, show off the titties.

Make sure the camera sees those titties, too. Make the audience and all of the

love. Make them all jealous. There you go.

Gifty. Gifty. Gifty was very friendly. I swear, my favorite color, purple.

And, uh, yeah, she came out really good. And last but certainly not least,

number three.

That's awesome.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Wow. Wow.

Hilarious feels.

I know.

So, your favorite here. Yeah. He did actually react.

All right,

that's enough.

Get the titties out? Yeah, we should absolutely get the titties out.

Oh, wow.

Well, I mean, you should see my thirst history.

It's been a long time coming.

So, you know, I'm going to try and see if I can...

Maybe get a number or something. Who knows?

Do you think they're packing? Now that you've met them already, do you think

that they're packing?

Getting some BD from them.

Yeah, I think there's some hidden energy in there. Yeah.

Okay. Here's how the day's going to go. We're going to put you guys through a

series of competitions here.

We're going to see if you're really ready to be a real porn star, okay?

Why don't you guys get yourselves ready? Meet us in the living room over there.

Let's get the competition going.

All right, ladies, it's time for the competition portion of the day. Okay.

All right.

Let's say hello to our dads again. Come on in. Bring out the dads.

All right. Yes.

Okay. For the first competition, it's a pick -up line competition.

All right. Everyone knows that the guys with the best rig get to pick the

ladies, all right? Okay, rig.

Yes. So whoever wins this competition gets their first pick on who they get to

fuck today, okay?

All right. All right. So we're going to go one by one. You each get three shots

to impress the ladies.

They've got scoreboards right there. They're going to score your pickup

and whoever gets the highest score wins, okay?

Let's do this.

Max, let's start with you. All right.

So I really need to win this competition.

I can't take any losses, otherwise I won't get Valerica, and that would just

break me. So I've been revising some pickup lines.

We'll see what happens.

I know

all

these young guys are out here and they're all like the hot, hot pickup

but I'm an old guy married and I'm going to give it a try, you know.

I'm going to come through. Yeah, this one's for Gypsy.

I know I can't have your beautiful eyes, but our kids can.

Oh, okay.

It made

me laugh.

It made me laugh.

Not too good, not too good.

I gotta work at it, I gotta work at it.

Clear scoreboards, ladies.

Brandon, you're up next.

So I might come off as a little shy, but, you know, I think I might surprise

some people. You know, I got some pretty good lines. We'll see what we can do

here. Damn, girl, are you winter?

Because you definitely will be coming soon.

Very short.

Seven, seven, six.

Damn. You almost hit the jackpot.

I don't know. That one was higher than my book, but I'm not voting this one.

right.

Max. I'll turn it down now.

All right. Let's see what we have in the book.

All right. Your body is made of 70 % water, and I'm thirsty.

Hi.

I like the science behind it. Science.

Wow,

okay. All right, so come back to the competition.

Okay, go ahead. Got me.

Even keyboard thinks that you and I should be together.

Be nice.

We're tough judges, sorry.

That was very nice.

You and I.

Yeah.

I gave you an extra point because it was personal.

Six.

Okay.

You're up next.

Now. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs are still alive, right? No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that was a joke.

All right, let's see the scores.

Four, eight, seven.

The Larry did not like that one.

Not a good one.

All right, this is the final round.

So far, Max and Olivia, you guys have the highest scores.

But you guys still have a chance to beat them, all right?

All right?

Good luck. This is my all -star.

All right.

I bet one.

I would have worn my flip -flop if I knew tonight would get you so wet.

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

I hadn't heard that one before.

It's like the water one. It's alright.

You still got a chance to compete.

That's a bunch of water.

Okay, alright.

Hey, I ran out of pickup lines.

Can I pick you up at 9?

Okay, alright.

Damn,

girl, did you grow up on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a

cock?

Oh me, oh my.

Oh my.

Alright,

reveal your scores.

4, 10, and 8.

Pretty good. That was a good one. But, unfortunately for you both, Max did get

the highest score out of all three.

So,

by winning that first competition, you get your first pick on which girl.

No need to wonder.

It's Valerica. It's Valerica.

It's your match.

All right.

Awesome.

Okay. Sorry about that, guys. Had to deal with a little something out there.

Okay.

They're going to be shooting one of the teams in the living room, so don't worry

about the noise, okay?

So, you ready? You excited?

I'm excited. I'm ready. Okay. So, look. Here's the scenario.

You are her stepdad.

And she's going to catch you sniffing her panties over there. Classic.

Yeah, classic porn. We've watched a lot of porn, so just go with the flow. Do

what feels natural.

You've watched one of these before. Yeah.

And you're just so horny for your stepdaughter that, you know, you're so

you got to fuck her today, okay?

Okay. I can do that. You think you can do that? I can do that. Because that

to the child. The truth has to be the porn star here. All right.

It's important.

It's everything.

All right.

So, Valerica, why don't you step out?

And when I call action, you'll come in, okay? Okay. All right.

Ready? All right. So we're going to start by sniffing our panties here. Let

get them arranged.

And action, guys.

Ah, dream come true.

Stepdad, what are you doing?

I was just folding your laundry for you. Oh, yeah? You were just folding it?

Yeah. You looked like you were sniffing my panties. You had them stuffed in your

face. I saw it.

Okay.

I confess. I like sniffing panties. I sniff your panties sometimes. I think

really hot.

It's very hot.

Oh, my God. If you wanted to fuck me, all you had to do was ask.

Really? You mean it? Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to sniff those too.

I shouldn't have always drained those.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know why I have to do it like that.

Yeah.

Maybe it's my turn.

Yeah.

I'm going to get that dick out.

Let's see what I'm working with.

Oh, okay.

Okay, stop that. Look at you.

Surprise, surprise.

Make it up here.

A better angle.

Oh my god, I just farted out my throat.

Thank

you.

Oh my god, I love choking on it.

Oh, so fucking sloppy.

This is how long

you're

making me gag so much.

Spit everywhere.

Thank you so much.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. I've been choking on it.

All the way. All the way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my

God,

it's so big.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, thank you.

I didn't know you started that.

Oh my God.

So sloppy. Mm -hmm.

I like it sloppy.

Isn't it a game of cleave?

I'm gonna sit on it. Yeah, I'm gonna sit on it. I always wanted you to.

Oh

my

god.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck, it feels good.

Oh fuck,

yes.

Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you like that.

Oh, my God. This is awesome.

Yes.

I like that pussy.

You like it?

You like it a lot?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, let me tell you like that.

Oh, my God.

I'm taking the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, don't take all that dick.

Just give it to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like that.

Careful. Can't come yet.

Yes, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Fuck, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

my God, it's so deep.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Come over here and suck me like this.

So far that dad's doing good, huh? Yeah, he's doing pretty good.

I told you I had some moves. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Right here at the edge.

Mm -hmm.

That's right. That's so pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's so good.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no. Oh,

no.

Okay, bring it back.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, come with me, write it again, yeah?

Sorry.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like that.

Just like that. Yeah, work those hips like that. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Something like that.

You edged me.

That was a good shot, too.

I know, my leg blocked it.

Oh, man.

You want to clean it up? Yeah.

Oh, shit.

You got any more in you?

Of course.

Like five minutes, ten minutes.

Yeah,

that's how you get them. Well, he almost ran through the whole scene. Almost,

yeah.

Almost made it through all four positions.

He did pretty good. But all in all, I would say that was a successful day.

Yeah. How do you feel?

One of my dreams came true. I couldn't feel any happier.

I would do it again in a heartbeat. You killed it. And you got a porn dick,

we're not going to lie. Yeah. Yeah, you got a good porn dick. Definitely. Maybe

we'll have you back again. I tried to tell him.

All right. Well, say goodbye to the Lyrica.

Bye. Bye. Thank you. We'll see you when you're used to it.

Let's get you wrapped out of here, all right? All right. Good job, buddy.