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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 2 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,250 Hey. Set your phasers to fun? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 4 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:09,458 Aye, aye, Captain. (IMITATES LASERS) 5 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,125 -They are so great. -No. They're really not. 6 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:16,166 Okay, let's go live to Avenue 5. 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,917 -(ALARM BLARING) -(SCREAMING) 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,834 This is a safe space. Emotionally. 9 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:22,750 Physically, we're obviously in terrible danger. 10 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:25,750 -No man left behind. -Dead or alive. 11 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:27,041 No, alive or alive! 12 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,083 HERMAN JUDD: If for whatever reason it doesn't work out, 13 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:30,959 I'm gonna name a sports center 14 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,917 or artificial ski slope after you. 15 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,417 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 16 00:00:45,834 --> 00:00:48,458 (Ricky Whitley w/Syn Twister playing "He's Hot") 17 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,667 Whitmer Thomas: That's my mom on keyboard. 18 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,917 That's Ricky Whitley on guitar. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,709 He's the guy who posted this onto YouTube. 20 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:01,208 And then that's my Aunt Jude on guitar, too. 21 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:02,917 And this is the Flora-Bama, 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,875 you know, before Hurricane Ivan, so it's like... 23 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,834 it looks different now, but it's pretty much the same thing. 24 00:01:08,917 --> 00:01:10,375 That's where I'm gonna be playing. 25 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,250 They just put a roof over it, 26 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,709 you know, still, it's special. 27 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:15,625 (grunts) 28 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,375 This is me, my big brother Johnny-- 29 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:20,875 king of the town. 30 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,709 This is me, probably learning how to play 31 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,625 "Dammit" by Blink-182 on the guitar, 32 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:28,792 which is a crucial part of this story. 33 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:32,250 -This is you, when we were, like, 12. -Clay Tatum: Are you serious? 34 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,166 Let me see this. 35 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,542 Whitmer: And then this is the photo 36 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:39,750 that was supposed to be on the album 37 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,458 that was never released 38 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:45,041 because things got... 39 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,542 messy afterwards, 40 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,792 and they started playing 41 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:53,083 pretty much as the house band for-- at the Flora-Bama, 42 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:56,458 which is by no means like a bad thing, you know? 43 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:58,750 It's, like, a cool, iconic venue 44 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,625 that means so much to so many people. 45 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:04,375 But, you know, I think that my mom's expectations were very different. 46 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,500 And this... 47 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:10,875 is a tape my mom recorded in Birmingham. 48 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:13,291 Clay: Is there a lot of recordings? 49 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:16,125 No. I only... pretty much only have this one. 50 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,000 (clicking) 51 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,834 (reggae-style rock playing) 52 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:21,083 ♪ Makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, makin' it ♪ 53 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:22,625 ♪ Makin' it, makin' it, makin' it ♪ 54 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,792 ♪ Sweet love ♪ 55 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,917 ♪ Makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, makin' it ♪ 56 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,792 ♪ Sweet love ♪ 57 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:32,959 -Yeah, all right, well... -(recorder clicks off) 58 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:35,125 Most of her songs were about fucking. 59 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:38,959 It's just impossible for me not to compare myself to her. 60 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:42,041 I think that's the reason that I want to go 61 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,834 do my show at the Flora-Bama, 62 00:02:43,917 --> 00:02:49,875 because that venue means so much to my family and to my life. 63 00:02:49,959 --> 00:02:54,834 It's... how my mom was able to support me and my brother, 64 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:57,250 and I want it to feel like 65 00:02:57,333 --> 00:03:00,792 I'm doing my show inside of my mom's heart. 66 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,750 And this is a notebook that my mom sent me, 67 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:07,583 right when I moved to LA, and she... 68 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,625 wrote a letter in it, 69 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,875 which says... 70 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,834 "My Golden Son, 71 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:19,959 "reach for the stars, dream big, 72 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:21,417 "follow you heart, 73 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,750 "use caution. 74 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:26,166 "Know that you are loved. 75 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:27,667 "Stand up and be confident 76 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,291 "and remember to open the door for the ladies. 77 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,458 "Moving to LA, 78 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,709 "it's rough out there, but don't give up. 79 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,375 "Don't give in. 80 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:41,333 "Be careful and know that you're always on my mind 81 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:43,750 "and in my heart and soul. 82 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,875 "You're the best. Be happy! 83 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:49,125 I love you so." 84 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,291 Yeah. 85 00:03:57,792 --> 00:04:00,083 Then I wrote a bunch of jokes 86 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,792 about jacking off in the notebook. 87 00:04:04,792 --> 00:04:07,959 (mid-tempo rock song playing) 88 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:21,166 ♪ It fucking, it fucking, it fucking, it fucking, it fucking, it fucking,♪ 89 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,542 ♪ It fucking hurts to be alive ♪ 90 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:26,417 ♪ All the disposable fragility of life! ♪ 91 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,875 (echoing): ♪ Life! ♪ 92 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,333 ♪ And my identity is my mother died ♪ 93 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:35,792 ♪ Anything to distract from being straight and white ♪ 94 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:41,208 ♪ But I want to be the perfect mix ♪ 95 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:45,333 ♪ Of everything fucked up you want to fix ♪ 96 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,875 ♪ Even though my wokeness is a myth ♪ 97 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:52,917 ♪ I'm, oh, so desperate for your love! ♪ 98 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:58,792 ♪ Listing all the qualities ♪ 99 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:02,750 ♪ That make me seem a little more appealing ♪ 100 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:07,375 ♪ No, the future doesn't freak me out ♪ 101 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,792 ♪ My boundary issues are solved ♪ 102 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,000 ♪ And I'm seeing a therapist ♪ 103 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,917 ♪ And I'm considering quitting plastics ♪ 104 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,917 ♪ I've gone pescatarian, and I'm curious ♪ 105 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:24,875 ♪ And I'm into keeping my body fit ♪ 106 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,625 ♪ I'm sex positive ♪ 107 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,834 ♪ And mysterious! ♪ 108 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,750 ♪ But am I the perfect mix ♪ 109 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,250 ♪ Of everything fucked up you can't resist? ♪ 110 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,125 ♪ And, oh, my wokeness now so thick ♪ 111 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,959 ♪ I'm trudging through it for your love! ♪ 112 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:50,041 ♪ And I just want you to love me ♪ 113 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:52,458 ♪ I just want you to love me ♪ 114 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,542 ♪ And, oh, to think of me ♪ 115 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,834 ♪ And I just want you to love me ♪ 116 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,667 ♪ I just want you to love me ♪ 117 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,041 ♪ To control whatever you think of me ♪ 118 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,291 ♪ Think of me, think of me ♪ 119 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,500 ♪ And I just want you to love me ♪ 120 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,500 ♪ I just want you to love me ♪ 121 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,583 ♪ Oh, do you love me? ♪ 122 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:33,083 (audience murmuring) 123 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,458 (audience cheering, applauding) 124 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:49,250 (cheering, whistling) 125 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:03,250 When I was a kid, I was very cool. 126 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,083 My dad, he'd always be like, 127 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:08,125 (Southern accent): "Dude, man, when you were a kid, man, you were so fuckin' cool. 128 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,333 (audience laughs) 129 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,709 "People just wanted to hang out with you. 130 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:18,667 -Fuck, you're the coolest." -(laughter) 131 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,750 This one time-- this is a true story-- 132 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:24,667 when I was three years old, I was hanging out in the kitchen, 133 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:27,458 and a man, he broke into my kitchen, 134 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:29,792 and he ran and he grabbed me up out the kitchen, 135 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:31,083 and then he ran out of the house 136 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:33,375 and down the street with me in his arms. 137 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,750 Luckily, thank God, 138 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,250 my dad happened to be driving up that road, 139 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:42,375 and he saw that man, you know, running with me in his arms. 140 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:46,291 So my dad got out of his car and he went to the man, and he said something like, 141 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:49,417 "Excuse me, sir. That's my boy." 142 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,041 (laughter) 143 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:55,375 -"Give him here." -(laughter) 144 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:59,792 -And thank God, the man did. -(laughter) 145 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,917 Here's where it gets weird. 146 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 (laughter) 147 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,750 My dad called the cops, 148 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:08,333 and the cops followed the man to his house. 149 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:13,542 And this man lived in a creepy, True Detective -style backhouse. 150 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:16,166 And inside of that backhouse was a living room 151 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,333 with a bathtub in it. 152 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:20,250 And inside of that bathtub 153 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,333 was a bunch of gross, dirty water, 154 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:26,917 a bunch of my toys and clothes and things, 155 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,458 and a bunch of photos that the man had been taking of me 156 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,083 since the day I was brought home from the hospital. 157 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,875 (audience groaning) 158 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:36,625 Yeah, so that guy must've thought I was pretty cool. 159 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:39,291 (laughter) 160 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,166 He was like my first big fan. 161 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,583 (laughter) 162 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:49,542 -He died in jail and that's my fault. -(laughter) 163 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,750 I did that to him. 164 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:55,500 I was a pretty fuckable little kid. 165 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,417 (laughter) 166 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:01,166 My dad was my hero growing up, 167 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,792 you know, because he saved my life that one time. 168 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:07,959 But then when I got into fourth grade, he left. 169 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,166 And it was really awkward when my dad left 170 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,208 because at the time, he was the assistant baseball coach 171 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:17,000 for my fourth grade baseball team. 172 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,375 So, you know, it was awkward 'cause I'd get to baseball practice 173 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,000 and all the other kids would be like, 174 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,375 (Southern accent): "Hey, where's your dad? 175 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,291 He's supposed to be third base coach." 176 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:25,875 (laughter) 177 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:29,041 And I'd have to be like, "Yeah, he's also supposed to be my dad." 178 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,417 (laughter) 179 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,458 "Where is that guy? 180 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,750 "You know what? When I see him, 181 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:40,500 I'll tell him about this whole third base coach thing." 182 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:42,041 (laughter) 183 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,583 'Cause God forbid you get to third base 184 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,709 and you don't know where to go. 185 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,083 (laughter) 186 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:49,750 You go home. 187 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:53,000 If anything, my dad needs a third base coach. 188 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,208 (laughter) 189 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:58,959 (applause, cheers) 190 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,166 A lot of dad-hate out there tonight, I like that. 191 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,667 (cheering) 192 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,750 I feel like you can tell a lot about a kid's childhood 193 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:11,041 by what they call their grandparents. 194 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,250 Like, my childhood was pretty bleak, 195 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,417 and I call my grandparents... 196 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,667 Grandmother and Grandfather. 197 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,083 (laughter) 198 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:21,333 But my buddy's childhood is really solid, 199 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,000 and he calls his grandparents, 200 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,083 (Southern accent): Gimgam and Metma! 201 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,667 (laughter) 202 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,458 He's like, "I love my Metma! 203 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:31,709 She's making biscuits as we speak!" 204 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,959 And I'm like, "Oh, that's cool, man, because Grandfather 205 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,709 is gonna to get me to join the Confederacy again." 206 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:39,375 (laughter) 207 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,875 It is the truth. It's the truth. 208 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,083 A lot of other cultures give white folks a hard time 209 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,709 for putting their old folks away in old folks' homes, 210 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,625 but I'm like, "They're bad people." 211 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,583 (laughter) 212 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,875 What, do you want 'em runnin' around on the street? 213 00:10:57,959 --> 00:10:59,500 (laughter) 214 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,333 I mean, can you separate the art from the artist? 215 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,667 -That's all I'm saying. -(laughter) 216 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,333 It's funny, like, I'm happy to be down here. 217 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:12,333 I've been down here for a while now, like a month or so. 218 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:15,166 It's good to be back, you know. I miss it down here. 219 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,250 -I really do. -(cheering) 220 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:20,709 -(applause) -I really do. 221 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,375 People down here, you know, 222 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,208 they got simple ways of describing things that I really miss. 223 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,500 That's not how things are in LA, you know? 224 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,583 Like, you go up to somebody down here and be like, 225 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,333 "Hey, man, what kind of dog is that?" 226 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:33,875 And they'll be like, 227 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,250 (Southern accent): "That dog right there? 228 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:40,417 -"That's a brown dog." -(laughter) 229 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:44,417 "That's like a medium-sized brown dog." 230 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,583 (laughter) 231 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,792 "Happy to be of service." 232 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:54,917 -I just wish I was like a stupid asshole. -(laughter) 233 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,208 That's the dream, especially right now. 234 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,583 -Oh my God, you know, 2019... -(soft, slow rock song begins) 235 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,750 ...the happiest person in the world is a stupid asshole. 236 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:07,583 That's what I want to be-- I want to be a dumb asshole, idiot bitch. 237 00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:21,208 ♪ I don't want to be an anarchist ♪ 238 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:24,333 ♪ You know, I just want someone sweet to kiss ♪ 239 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:27,208 ♪ Oh, I just want to be ♪ 240 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,375 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 241 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,083 (laughter) 242 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,583 ♪ Who else can I donate to ♪ 243 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,875 ♪ I played 20 benefits for the ACLU ♪ 244 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,625 ♪ But I just want to be ♪ 245 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,792 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 246 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,917 ♪ I don't want to care about modern art ♪ 247 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,333 ♪ You know, I'm so fucking bored of acting smart ♪ 248 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:52,041 ♪ And I just want to be ♪ 249 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,041 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 250 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,417 (cheering) 251 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,709 ♪ Do I have to call my congressmen? ♪ 252 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,625 ♪ I don't even fucking know them ♪ 253 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:04,375 ♪ Oh yes, I just want to be ♪ 254 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,291 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 255 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,291 -(audience cheers) -♪ Woo! ♪ 256 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,667 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 257 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,041 ♪ Dumb! ♪ 258 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,750 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 259 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,250 ♪ What protest is cool to go to? ♪ 260 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:26,458 ♪ What women's right will the president undo? ♪ 261 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:29,250 ♪ Uh-huh, I just want to be ♪ 262 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,291 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 263 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,792 (cheering) 264 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,667 ♪ And who is Wolf Blitzer and why is he old? ♪ 265 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,834 ♪ If there's global warming, then why am I cold? ♪ 266 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,625 ♪ Oh yes, I just want to be ♪ 267 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,333 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 268 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,792 Here we go! 269 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,083 ♪ And I want to fuck like I'm not registered to vote ♪ 270 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:51,166 ♪ I want to eat beef on a whale fishing boat ♪ 271 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,959 ♪ Oh yes, I just want to be ♪ 272 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,917 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 273 00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,709 ♪ And I know my problems are really small ♪ 274 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:03,667 ♪ 2016 didn't affect me at all ♪ 275 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,041 ♪ Oh God, why can't I be ♪ 276 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,208 ♪ Dumb and in love? ♪ 277 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,458 ♪ Woo! ♪ 278 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,625 ♪ Dumb! ♪ 279 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,709 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 280 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,083 ♪ Dumb! ♪ 281 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,750 ♪ Dumb and in love! ♪ 282 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,792 ♪ I just want to be ♪ 283 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,500 ♪ Wah-ooh-ooh ♪ 284 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,166 ♪ Dumb and in love ♪ 285 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,291 ♪ Wah-ooh-ooh ♪ 286 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:33,083 ♪ A stupid asshole, idiot bitch ♪ 287 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,667 (song ends) 288 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,959 (cheering, applauding) 289 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,083 It's so fucking cool to be back, man. 290 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,417 What a trip to be here. 291 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,542 I... truly can't believe it, man. 292 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,375 I grew up down here playing shows. 293 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,166 You know, I was in an emo band. 294 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,875 (laughter, cheers) 295 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:57,208 For those of y'all who aren't familiar with the genre emo, 296 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,208 it's the one that goes like this. 297 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,291 ♪ I'm not scared! ♪ 298 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,458 (laughter) 299 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,959 Anyway, so that's what I was doing all through high school in Alabama. 300 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,625 (laughter) 301 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,208 My favorite part of the whole emo genre 302 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,250 is typically after the second chorus, 303 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,750 there'll be a spoken word part. 304 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,083 (laughter) 305 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,417 And it's always delivered in kind of like a classic 306 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,625 Southern Californian mall Goth voice, you know? 307 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,208 Like a voice that goes, 308 00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:33,750 (flatly): I hate my parents. Their love is a scam. 309 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,542 (laughter) 310 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,875 And the chorus is always something really poignant 311 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,834 and thought-provoking and poetic, you know? 312 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,041 Something like... 313 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,417 ♪ And you could slit my throat ♪ 314 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,166 ♪ And I'd say thank you for touching me ♪ 315 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,500 (laughter) 316 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,041 Something that really gets you thinking. 317 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,291 Wow, he must really love her. 318 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,458 And then they'd get into that spoken word part. 319 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,458 Man, I just loved it so much. 320 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,625 Be like... 321 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,458 ♪ I'd saythank you for touching me! ♪ 322 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,250 "And that was last winter I ever saw Amy." 323 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,792 (laughter) 324 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,750 "She walked out of autumn and left me in ashes," or whatever. 325 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,417 (laughter) 326 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,583 But like I said, I'm from here, 327 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,291 which means I used to have an accent. 328 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,959 It's faded quite a bit, but it used to be well and alive and thriving. 329 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:28,041 And I'd say it made my spoken word parts in my emo band 330 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,792 -a bit more cinematic. -(laughter) 331 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,583 Still had the same singing voice though. 332 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,625 ♪ And you could slit my throat ♪ 333 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:39,458 ♪ And I'd say thank you for touching me! ♪ 334 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:42,291 (in Southern accent): And that was last time I ever saw Amy. 335 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:45,125 (laughter) 336 00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:49,625 She just up and left! 337 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,458 I was like, what the hell? 338 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,208 (flatly): That was the last time I ever saw Amy. 339 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,709 She walked out of my door. 340 00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:01,417 -(in Southern accent): Down County Road A. -(laughter) 341 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,959 She was gone. 342 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,959 Maybe she went to Milo's to get some sweet tea. 343 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,834 (laughter) 344 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,083 You know what? I bet you she went to Milo's to get... 345 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,417 (in death metal growl): some sweet tea! 346 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,959 (laughter) 347 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,625 (applause) 348 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,291 It's funny, you know? I'm 30 years old. 349 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:27,250 It's weird. It's hard. It's hard. 350 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:31,166 -It's hard to be an aging emo kid... -(laughter) 351 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,166 ...because emo kids, they sing about what they're feeling 352 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,667 more than any other singers, you know? 353 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:40,000 The guys in Fugazi, they're, like, in their 50s now. 354 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:43,208 So that means, they're 50-year-old emo kids. 355 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,917 (laughter) 356 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,250 And like they gotta be singing about shit 357 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,542 that they really feel, you know? 358 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,792 What's that like for a 50-year-old emo kid? Like... 359 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,542 ♪ My daughter got into Brown and I don't know... ♪ 360 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,375 (in death metal growl): ♪ Pay for it! ♪ 361 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:01,125 (laughter) 362 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,000 Or... ♪ Oh no, every time I wipe ♪ 363 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,041 ♪ There's... (in death metal growl): blood! ♪ 364 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,041 (laughter) 365 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,500 You just gotta really feel it. 366 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,166 That's the key. 367 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,417 My emo band would open up for my older brother's bands. 368 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,792 It was sick as hell 'cause they were really good. 369 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:29,125 We were all right. We had the outfits. 370 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,458 -They had the talent. -(laughter) 371 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,959 We'd run around opening for them all over the southeast. 372 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,834 It was killer. 373 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,750 My brother was like a star down here, you know? 374 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,375 He was the best surfer in town, 375 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,458 the best musician, everybody loved him. 376 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,166 -All right, what's your name? -Rowan. 377 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,583 -And where you from? -California. 378 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,583 Are you ready to disappear? 379 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,041 All right. 380 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:55,417 -Whitmer: Everybody count to three! -One, two... 381 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,041 -Whitmer: Say abracadabra. -...three! 382 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,041 Johnny: Abracadabra! 383 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,500 Johnny (gasps): He's gone! 384 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,458 Where the hell did he go? 385 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,709 (waves lapping) 386 00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,166 Whitmer: Did you ever play with Mom? 387 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,917 -You definitely played with her. -Yeah. 388 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 -Like live. -She played with me at the high school talent show. 389 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,875 (laughs) 390 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,625 She played the flute, and I played guitar. 391 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:22,542 Whitmer: I always remember being a little kid and thinking, like, 392 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,417 she's, my mom is-- 393 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,959 Well, that's cool that your mom does that, 394 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,959 -but my mom's actually famous, so... -(chuckles): Yeah. 395 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,750 Johnny: For me, like, 396 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,917 they practiced so much. 397 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,500 Like, I didn't even like music. 398 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,458 -Right. -It was so annoying to me 399 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:42,041 because I couldn't watch TV or be like a kid, 400 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:46,083 because there was always like loud rock and roll music in the back, 401 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,625 and, like, I didn't really like it. 402 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,792 -Does that make sense? -But you did, eventually. 403 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:54,709 Eventually, yeah, I loved it, but when I was little, it wasn't cool. 404 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:59,125 -I was like, "No band practice!" You know? -Whitmer: Right. 405 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,542 So, like, I didn't look at her as like a big star. 406 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,667 It was just like she... she's playing guitar again. 407 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:11,375 I think I was always so, like, fascinated with showbiz as a kid 408 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,625 -that I always thought it was cool. -Johnny: Yeah. 409 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,208 And then especially when... 410 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,417 Like, I remember you guys would play electric guitar, 411 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,583 and you would give me the old Guild guitar and not plug it in, 412 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:26,041 and then you would do a guitar solo behind me 413 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,709 and make me think that I was doing the guitar solo. (laughs) 414 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:34,291 I remember thinking like... that's the coolest feeling in the world. 415 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,542 My first day of high school, I, uh, I like-- 416 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,000 we were at break or something, 417 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,083 I accidentally stepped on some dude's shoes, 418 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,834 and he pushed me into the dirt and he goes, 419 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,834 (in Southern accent): "You just stepped on my new K-Swisses." 420 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,250 (laughter) 421 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,917 And then, no joke, 422 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 two of his buddies come up from behind him and they go, 423 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,667 "Hey man, you don't want to be doing that. 424 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,750 That's Johnny's little brother." 425 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,208 (laughter) 426 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,917 And he picked me up out of the dirt and he goes, 427 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,375 "Dude, I'm so sorry, man. 428 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,208 I didn't know you were Johnny's little brother." 429 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,834 He started wiping me. "Sorry about that, pal." 430 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,417 And I went, "That's right! I am Johnny's little brother!" 431 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,083 (laughter) 432 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,667 "I'm Johnny's little brother!" 433 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,333 "And you can't push me because I'm a big boy in high school now!" 434 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,709 The biggest argument I'd ever get in, in my whole life, 435 00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,959 was in elementary school, and the argument was 436 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,417 about how my big brother was bigger 437 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,333 than my friends' big brothers. 438 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,959 You know, I'd be like, "Oh, what size shoe does your brother wear?" 439 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:39,375 -(laughter) -"My older brother wears a size 13, so... 440 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,166 looks like I got the bigger brother in this scenario." 441 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,500 (fast rock song playing) 442 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,583 ♪ I've got a brother who's bigger than yours ♪ 443 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,792 ♪ He's bigger than yours, he's bigger than yours ♪ 444 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,625 ♪ Your brother is the same age as mine ♪ 445 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,792 ♪ But does he wear a size 13 shoe? ♪ 446 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,458 ♪ My brother is six-foot-four ♪ 447 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,750 ♪ Your big brother is only six-two ♪ 448 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,834 ♪ I will walk freely, you best believe me ♪ 449 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,792 ♪ My brother can palm a basketball ♪ 450 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:01,792 ♪ This is a warning, don't pick on me ♪ 451 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,291 ♪ All I gotta do is give my big brother a call! ♪ 452 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:07,458 ♪ I got a brother that's bigger than yours ♪ 453 00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:09,625 ♪ He's bigger than yours, he's bigger than yours ♪ 454 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,750 ♪ Bigger than yours! Bigger than yours! ♪ 455 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,208 ♪ He's bigger than yours! Bigger than yours! ♪ 456 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,125 A lot of sexual assaults in the news. 457 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,125 (laughter) 458 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,000 All the time. 459 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,667 A lot of comedians being outed during the MeToo movement, 460 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,500 and, you know, may they rot in hell. 461 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,959 But in the meantime, I was thinking, with a little bit of retrospect, 462 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:37,166 maybe now it's okay we give Pee-wee Herman a break? 463 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,583 (laughter) 464 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,834 Of course the guy had to jack off in a movie theater-- 465 00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:46,959 his whole house talks! 466 00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:49,125 (laughter) 467 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,959 I was in a relationship for a while, it didn't work out. 468 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,333 I'm not sure why. 469 00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:02,333 Her two favorite things to do are dance and cocaine. 470 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:03,542 (laughter) 471 00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,667 And my two favorite things to do are 472 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,709 feel left out and judge. 473 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,750 (laughter) 474 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,625 So, that didn't work out. 475 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,125 That, that didn't work out. 476 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,917 Alabama's romantic as hell. 477 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,500 -(cheers) -It's cool. 478 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,709 That took a lot of getting used to out in LA. 479 00:23:24,792 --> 00:23:28,875 It's like... (in Southern accent): "But where do I dangle my feet?" 480 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,458 (laughter) 481 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:44,458 I think my main problem with dating has always been, 482 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:48,834 even since I was a little kid, was like, I'm not fun. 483 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:49,875 (laughter) 484 00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:52,500 Just, like, overall not very fun. 485 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,250 Like even when I was like five years old, I remember my mom 486 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,083 would come pick me up or something from the playground 487 00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:59,458 with all my best friends, and she'd be like, 488 00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:01,834 "Hey, buddy! You ready to go or you want to stay? 489 00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,000 I don't mind either way." And I'd be like... 490 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:07,250 -"I could go." -(laughter) 491 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,458 "I could go." 492 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:12,417 "You wanna--" "I could--" "You want--" "I could go." 493 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,625 (laughter) 494 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,834 That's probably why I'm not fun. 495 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,792 People say porn is about fantasy, 496 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:26,542 which is weird 'cause they still haven't made my-mom-coming-back-to-life porn. 497 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,792 (laughter) 498 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,917 ♪ I can't drink ♪ 499 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,500 ♪ With you tonight ♪ 500 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,333 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 501 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,166 ♪ I understand ♪ 502 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:43,875 ♪ If you would like to leave ♪ 503 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,583 ♪ I don't ♪ 504 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,917 ♪ Have a drinking problem per se ♪ 505 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,417 ♪ You see, you see ♪ 506 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,667 ♪ I guess ♪ 507 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,375 ♪ My problems begin with ♪ 508 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,500 ♪ My mommy ♪ 509 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:07,417 ♪ You see, my mommy drank herself to death ♪ 510 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:12,834 ♪ And I know she tried her very best ♪ 511 00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,125 ♪ But now I can't party 'cause ♪ 512 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,166 ♪ My mommy partied to death ♪ 513 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,208 ♪ To death, to death ♪ 514 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,667 ♪ What's that ♪ 515 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,792 ♪ You say? ♪ 516 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:28,166 ♪ Do I ♪ 517 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,125 ♪ Smoke weed? ♪ 518 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,625 ♪ Oh boy, I wish I could ♪ 519 00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:36,667 ♪ But I can't, I can't ♪ 520 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,583 ♪ I can't ♪ 521 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:42,583 ♪ You know I've tried a few times before ♪ 522 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,834 ♪ But the high is no good, so no more ♪ 523 00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:51,041 ♪ I'm supposed to be chilling ♪ 524 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:54,375 ♪ But I'm just thinking about, you guessed it ♪ 525 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,875 -♪ My mommy ♪ -(laughter) 526 00:25:56,959 --> 00:26:00,583 ♪ Mommy also had a drug problem ♪ 527 00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:04,291 ♪ That contributed to her alcoholism ♪ 528 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:08,709 ♪ Which eventually led to her death ♪ 529 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:13,917 ♪ And I know she tried her very best ♪ 530 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 ♪ But now I can't party ♪ 531 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:19,375 ♪ 'Cause my mommy partied to death ♪ 532 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,750 Feel less alone. 533 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,709 ♪ And I ♪ 534 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,500 ♪ Wonder ♪ 535 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,500 ♪ Every day ♪ 536 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:33,291 ♪ I wonder, Whit ♪ 537 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,417 ♪ What would ♪ 538 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,917 ♪ Your mommy say? ♪ 539 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,333 -(music stops) -(laughter) 540 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,625 -♪ She'd say ♪ -(music resumes) 541 00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:46,500 ♪ This fuckin' life, it fuckin' sucks ♪ 542 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,750 ♪ So, have a fuckin' drink ♪ 543 00:26:48,834 --> 00:26:50,625 ♪ Go out and fuck ♪ 544 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,083 Sing it with me! ♪ This fuckin' life ♪ 545 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,250 ♪ It fuckin' sucks ♪ 546 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:57,417 ♪ So have a fuckin' drink ♪ 547 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,041 ♪ Go out and fuck ♪ Let's try! 548 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,917 ♪ Now I can't party 'cause my mommy ♪ 549 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,792 ♪ Partied to death ♪ 550 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:08,792 ♪ To death, to death ♪ Okay! 551 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,792 Audience: ♪ Now I can't party 'cause my mommy ♪ 552 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,083 ♪ Partied to death ♪ 553 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,834 All right, I'm ready. 554 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,750 -(gunshot echoes) -(cheering) 555 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,709 Johnny: Pull. 556 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,291 -(gunshot echoes) -Wilks: Yeah! My man. 557 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:27,041 -Now take it off-- -Ready, Clay? 558 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,417 -Wilks: Just underneath it. -(gunshot echoes) 559 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,041 -Whitmer: Still? -(gunshot echoes) 560 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,625 Whitmer: I'm bad at this. 561 00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:35,959 I don't know what's going on. You know what I mean? 562 00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:39,083 -When you're here? -No, when I'm away. 563 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,875 I haven't known what's going on really with... 564 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,208 Aunt Jude, your mom, for... 565 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:46,959 -10 years. -Yeah. 566 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:49,250 -And then-- -I guess I don't either. (chuckles) 567 00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:52,583 -Really? -I mean, I don't want to confirm it or not confirm it, 568 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:55,041 but maybe hit and miss here and there. 569 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:58,000 -You know, off and on the roller coaster. -Whitmer: Mm-hmm. 570 00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:01,041 Drinking and not drinking or whatever, so... 571 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:04,208 I hate having my heart broke by her... 572 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,834 drinking again, 573 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:09,291 so I guess I try to put a big eggshell around it. 574 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:12,375 That's-- I've been feeling tremors of that feeling again, 575 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,625 which I would feel with my mom all the time, like... 576 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:20,834 (sighs) Like, every time she'd call me, I'd look at the phone, uh, 577 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:24,458 like I don't know if the tone of her voice is... 578 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:29,208 -One way, I have to call my brother and tell him to go... -Wilks: Slurred? Yeah. 579 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,000 -...check on her. -Wilks: Yeah. 580 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,041 Or if it's the other way, then we have this great conversation. 581 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,667 If she talks to me about coming to visit me 582 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,333 or playing music with me or whatever it is. 583 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,000 -Yeah. -If my mom would talk to me about playing music with me, 584 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:44,125 -it would mean that she was sober. -Right. 585 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,500 And so, as soon as she died... 586 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,000 I haven't had to feel that anymore. 587 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,667 -Like-- -Wilks: You had it rough. 588 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,667 (laughs) 589 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,583 I feel like we all did. 590 00:28:55,959 --> 00:28:58,125 Yeah, but I feel like it was... 591 00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:01,125 more on you, you being younger. 592 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,333 You know? I don't... 593 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,500 I don't know, man. Your mom went quick. 594 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,208 Mm-hmm. 595 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,917 (Wilks sniffles) 596 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,709 It was like six months, 597 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:16,875 -your mom went from being good to gone. -Yeah. 598 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:22,166 Yeah, cherish your mom 'cause they're dropping like flies. 599 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,291 (laughter) 600 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,417 It's funny down here talking to anybody-- 601 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,709 talking to anybody on this island. 602 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,417 "Hey, man, how'd you meet your girlfriend?" 603 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,208 "Oh, she actually used to date one of my closest friends." 604 00:29:32,291 --> 00:29:33,250 (laughter) 605 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:36,291 "So, I guess that's how I met her." 606 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:40,583 I think I have a hard time like dating and meeting new people, too, 607 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:44,709 and like being in relationships because I know what it's like to truly be wanted. 608 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,083 I was kidnapped when I was three years old. 609 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,959 (laughter) 610 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,208 I know what it's like. That guy loved me. 611 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,917 (laughter) 612 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,834 Ultimate attraction. 613 00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:00,166 "Oh? Oh, you like me? 614 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,625 -But would you kidnap me?" -(laughter) 615 00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:05,333 I think I've always had, like, boundary issues, 616 00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:06,750 even when I was a kid. 617 00:30:06,834 --> 00:30:09,333 My best friend when I was a kid, from like one to seven, 618 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:11,917 I'd stay the night at his house every single weekend, 619 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,667 and he had this big bed, we'd sleep in the same bed together, 620 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:19,417 and he, you know... he wore-- 621 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,917 He'd have to wear a diaper to bed until we were seven years old. 622 00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:25,417 And I remember laying in bed with the guy, 623 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,500 you know, every night, his mom would come in, 624 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:30,667 and she'd lay him back and lift his legs up and... 625 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,083 wrap him up. 626 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,333 I felt so bad for the guy. He'd just be looking at me like... 627 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,333 (mouthing) 628 00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:40,583 (laughter) 629 00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,458 "This sucks, dude. Yeah." 630 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:49,500 "I'm sorry, pal. This is between me and you. 631 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,333 For now." 632 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,917 (laughter) 633 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,250 I was like, you know, I... 634 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,000 I hit about five, I developed some empathy. 635 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,750 So, every weekend that I would stay the night with this kid, 636 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,583 I'd watch his mom, you know, I'd be laying in bed with him, 637 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:08,500 and he'd be like, "Ugh." mom wrapping him up... 638 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,166 in a diaper. 639 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:12,333 She'd finish up with him, and then, 640 00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:16,583 right when she'd get into the doorway to leave, I'd say, "Excuse me, miss! 641 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,375 Why don't you come back and wrap me up, too?" 642 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,041 (laughter) 643 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:25,375 And then she'd come on back and put a diaper on me, too, 644 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,792 and then me and my best buddy would spend all night 645 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:30,166 pissing and shitting in bed together. 646 00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,333 (laughter) 647 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:34,917 (applause) 648 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,875 And that's when I realized, 649 00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:39,291 I'm a co-dependent enabler. 650 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,625 (laughter) 651 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,709 Yeah, so I'm in therapy now. 652 00:31:44,792 --> 00:31:47,750 (cheering) 653 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,208 My therapist calls sex "fucking," 654 00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:52,875 and it's shocking every time. 655 00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:55,083 (laughter) 656 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,917 On that note, 657 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,875 a lot of guys are weird about having sex 658 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:06,250 with girls on their period. 659 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,500 And I just think that's so lame, you know? 660 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:10,750 'Cause I look at it from my perspective, 661 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,458 which is that you stick anything 662 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:14,417 three and a quarter inches deep into my body, 663 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,250 there's gonna be blood. 664 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,000 (laughter) 665 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:24,583 (applause) 666 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:27,458 (cheering) 667 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,750 You really learned a lot about me with that one. 668 00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:32,333 (laughter) 669 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,458 I do struggle, you know, like every time I meet somebody. 670 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:38,083 I get nervous, like a new person, you know. 671 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,917 Going out with them, if we go back to-- 672 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,208 If she's like, "Come back to my place," it's like, ugh... 673 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:47,250 It's not gonna work. It's just not gonna work tonight, 674 00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:51,000 'cause I struggle with performance anxiety. 675 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,458 (scattered laughter) 676 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:56,709 -It's not funny! -(laughter) 677 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,291 It's not funny. 678 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:05,000 (slow rock music playing) 679 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,125 Um... no, I do. 680 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:10,291 I can't freakin' get it up if I'm afraid. 681 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,709 What if I like you too much? 682 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:16,542 Y'all know that, right, fellas? 683 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:19,375 (scattered laughter) 684 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,041 Fellas? 685 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:23,750 (scattered cheering) 686 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:27,625 ♪ Making out in your room ♪ 687 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:36,583 ♪ You take off my clothes, you take off your clothes too ♪ 688 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,166 ♪ You put a record on ♪ 689 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,583 ♪ And you lock your door ♪ 690 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,000 ♪ I am certain ♪ 691 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,291 ♪ I won't be able to perform ♪ 692 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,208 (laughter) 693 00:33:56,125 --> 00:34:00,041 ♪ Your fingers running through my hair ♪ 694 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:08,458 ♪ I nervously whisper into your ear ♪ 695 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:16,542 ♪ Can I eat you out? ♪ 696 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,000 (cheering) 697 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:20,625 ♪ Oh, let me eat you out ♪ 698 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:27,917 ♪ 'Cause right now I'm as soft as a puddle made of felt ♪ 699 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,083 (echoing): ♪ Felt, felt, felt, felt... ♪ 700 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,917 ♪ So, lay back ♪ 701 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,834 ♪ Lay back ♪ 702 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:40,166 ♪ And let me eat you out ♪ 703 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,166 ♪ I'll go downtown ♪ 704 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,917 ♪ I'll dip my fingertips ♪ 705 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,250 ♪ Please don't look at my dick ♪ 706 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,166 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ 707 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,250 ♪ I'm here to please ♪ 708 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,917 ♪ It's all I know to do ♪ 709 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,959 ♪ I'm too scared to fuck you ♪ 710 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:55,917 ♪ But I like you a lot ♪ 711 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,917 ♪ And I think you're so hot ♪ 712 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,750 ♪ And I swear that I'm the one ♪ 713 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:02,000 ♪ Wish I could say that I was drunk ♪ 714 00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:04,166 ♪ But I'm stone-cold sober ♪ 715 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,250 ♪ Tonight's not over ♪ 716 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,250 ♪ You are all I breathe ♪ 717 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,417 ♪ If you let me ♪ 718 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,166 ♪ Eat you out ♪ 719 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:18,500 ♪ Let me eat you out ♪ 720 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,041 ♪ Eat you out! ♪ 721 00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:25,083 (cheering) 722 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,000 (applause) 723 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:33,291 It's funny... It's funny that my mom died... 724 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,250 -Uh... -(scattered laughter) 725 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,500 The number one reason why it's funny is because 726 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,875 she's got an identical twin. 727 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,458 (audience murmurs, laughs) 728 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:44,917 Yeah, so it's weird. It's like, Pet Sematary vibes. 729 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,166 (laughter) 730 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,792 What's even weirder is that 731 00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:50,625 whenever my mom died, my aunt, her identical twin sister, 732 00:35:50,709 --> 00:35:52,208 moved into her house, 733 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:54,250 and then I would come back home, 734 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:56,291 run into an acquaintance of mine or something like that 735 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:58,250 at Walmart, and they'd come up to me and be like, 736 00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:01,291 (in Southern accent): "Hey, man! Saw your mom watering the plants the other day. 737 00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:02,792 She looks good." 738 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,083 (laughter) 739 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,875 And I'd always be like... 740 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:09,375 "My mom died 11 years ago." 741 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,125 And then I'd just sort of walk away like this. 742 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:15,375 -♪ Ooh-woo-ooh! ♪ -(laughter) 743 00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:19,041 And they'd go, "All right, I'm gonna kick your ass now. 744 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,417 Your big brother ain't around, is he?" 745 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,250 (laughter) 746 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:25,542 It's funny. It's weird. 747 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,792 Me and my aunt, um... 748 00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:32,041 we had not talked really 749 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:34,166 since my mom died. 750 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:36,959 We had a falling out, and we haven't talked. 751 00:36:37,792 --> 00:36:40,000 That's another odd thing. 752 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:43,417 My aunt called me one year on my mother's death day, 753 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:46,333 which is a weird day to call somebody on-- 754 00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:48,375 their death day. 755 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:51,542 I feel like we're kind of taught to remember things 756 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,625 that way though, you know, the hard way. 757 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,625 I feel like we've always been taught that, 758 00:36:56,709 --> 00:36:58,709 since way back, you know. 759 00:36:58,792 --> 00:37:01,959 Like, I feel like when Jesus comes back, 760 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,709 when... 761 00:37:03,792 --> 00:37:05,417 (laughter) 762 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,542 ...I feel like when Jesus comes back, he'll be like, 763 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,583 "Okay! First order of business, 764 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,959 "how's about we remove all the memorabilia 765 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,125 from the worst day of my life?" 766 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,125 (laughter) 767 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,000 Whit (on phone): Hello? 768 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,542 Woman (on phone): Hello? 769 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:22,333 Whitmer: Hey, Aunt Jude. 770 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:23,709 Jude: Yes! 771 00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:26,667 I don't know what-- My phone is acting up today. 772 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:29,375 I don't know what it is, but, um... 773 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:33,333 -Yeah. -Well, what have you been up to? 774 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,458 Jude: Um, living the retirement life. (chuckles) 775 00:37:37,542 --> 00:37:39,750 Well, you know, I'm 63, 776 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:42,583 and... (laughs)... I don't know if I'm too old 777 00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:46,917 to be out there rocking and rolling or not, but... 778 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,375 What's up with you? 779 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:51,458 Whitmer: Found this video 780 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:54,125 of Syn Twister playing down there. 781 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:56,125 Jude: Yeah. 782 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,583 Whitmer: Did you see it? 783 00:37:57,667 --> 00:37:59,125 Jude: Yeah! Oh yeah. 784 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:02,375 You know, that video just kinda sent me on a journey 785 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:05,667 trying to put some things in my life 786 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,291 together or back into place, 787 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,458 and I think you're a large part of that, 788 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:11,000 so I kinda wanted to... 789 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:14,083 to talk to you and hang out with you 790 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,750 and maybe play with you, if you're into it. 791 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:20,625 Jude: Really? At the Flora-Bama? 792 00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:23,750 -Yeah, you know-- -Jude: Or just sit around and jam at home? 793 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,333 Both, or whatever you want. 794 00:38:27,417 --> 00:38:29,750 And, you know, and in the meantime, I feel like 795 00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:31,750 it's pretty stupid that we don't talk to each other, 796 00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:33,959 so I feel like you and I gotta... 797 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,875 we gotta figure out a way to-- 798 00:38:35,959 --> 00:38:38,041 Jude: Get our rapport back. 799 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,458 -I'd love to. -Yeah. 800 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,625 I miss you so much, Whit. 801 00:38:43,709 --> 00:38:45,500 Um... 802 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:48,583 You know, of course, I really miss my sister. 803 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:51,291 I quit playing for a while because 804 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:55,542 I couldn't even listen to a CD or anything without 805 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,917 just boo-hooing, you know? 806 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,250 (chuckles) 807 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:02,375 Whitmer: My mom and my aunt were in a band. 808 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:05,625 Called Syn Twister. 809 00:39:05,709 --> 00:39:07,750 (scattered cheers, claps) 810 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,500 They're identical twin sisters. 811 00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:12,250 -Syn Twister. -Audience: Aha! 812 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,375 Clever, cool. They were great. 813 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:18,166 They didn't make it in the way that 814 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,667 they wanted to or should have. 815 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,500 You know, they didn't become stars. 816 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,625 They didn't get a big record deal. 817 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,750 But they did have a song that I am positive 818 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,166 would've been a hit single 819 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,291 if the right person would've heard it, you know? 820 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,792 It was called "He's Hot." 821 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,458 And it went like this... 822 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:38,000 ♪ He's hot, he is the one ♪ 823 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:41,667 ♪ He's got me burning, burning under the sun ♪ 824 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:42,875 ♪ Whoa ♪ 825 00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:45,959 The best part is, ♪ Ain't no fever like-- ♪ 826 00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:49,250 Jude: ♪ Like he is to me ♪ 827 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,041 ♪ I'm burning, burning ♪ 828 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:54,375 ♪ 105 degrees ♪ 829 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,000 ♪ Whoa ♪ 830 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:57,667 Is that what you remember? 831 00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,667 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 832 00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:03,291 Whitmer: When I was a kid, I'd watch them play that, 833 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,041 and I'd think, 834 00:40:05,125 --> 00:40:07,041 "That's gotta be about me." 835 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:08,542 (laughter) 836 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,875 As a man, I realized, it's just about 837 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:12,709 some guy they want to fuck. 838 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,917 (laughter) 839 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,208 I would watch them play that song here. 840 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:24,000 (cheering) 841 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:27,500 They'd be playing here all the time. 842 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,542 It's crazy. It's weird that I'm here. 843 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,000 Woman: Woo! Yeah! 844 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,667 (cheering) 845 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,875 We would come here, they would play a show, 846 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:44,000 and I would sit here, all of my time was spent here. 847 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,750 I remember sitting out on the beach, 848 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:49,000 watching them play, and I was too young 849 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:51,917 to have sunglasses that fit my head, 850 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,125 and I couldn't keep my eyes open to watch them play 851 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:59,625 'cause the... sun reflecting off of the white sand, 852 00:40:59,709 --> 00:41:01,959 and just sort of struggling, 853 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,792 just figuring out, how do I keep shade? 854 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:06,291 I'm stupid. I'm four years old. 855 00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:09,875 I need to watch my mom sing her horny songs with her sister. 856 00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:11,542 (laughter) 857 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,375 It's bizarre. 858 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:17,417 What a strange, strange thing. 859 00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:19,750 (laughs) 860 00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:21,667 My mom was... 861 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:23,959 determined to make it 862 00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:25,959 until the day she died. 863 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:29,542 That's all she ever did, played music, wrote songs. 864 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,417 She never did, 865 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,709 she never made it in the way that she wanted to. 866 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:36,583 It's a weird thing to wrestle with. 867 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:40,208 Now me, trying to do the same thing 868 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,709 'cause I have an example of... 869 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:46,625 what it looks like to fail, you know? 870 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:50,250 My dad came back. 871 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:54,583 (applause, cheering) 872 00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:56,834 It's exciting. Dads don't typically come back, 873 00:41:56,917 --> 00:41:58,458 but mine came back. 874 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:01,792 When it was convenient for him, he decided to show back up. 875 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:04,291 (laughter) 876 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:06,917 All right. Honors. 877 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:11,125 All right, you see where you're going, right? 878 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:13,417 -Yeah, the red flag. -(chuckling): You can probably-- 879 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,125 I don't know if you can get there with this shot, but... 880 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:19,417 -So, have you heard from Aunt Jude? She get back to you? -Yeah. 881 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,583 What'd she say? 882 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,542 She's... 883 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:27,041 being nice. 884 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:29,667 -Good. -I mean like, I haven't talked to her since... 885 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,709 pretty much since my mom died, and then... 886 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:36,041 where we left off was that she was trying to sue me 887 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,083 -and Johnny. -(laughs) Right. 888 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,917 -Fond memories. -(laughs) 889 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 -All right, I'm gonna hit this. -All right. You remember how? 890 00:42:43,792 --> 00:42:45,333 Yeah, back of the ball. Here we go. 891 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,834 I'm gonna hit it perfect right now. Here we go. 892 00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:48,834 Here we go. 893 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:52,375 So close. 894 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,375 (rain pattering) 895 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,333 Dad: I knew at some point, I was crossing the line 896 00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:59,458 and I just didn't care, you know. 897 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:01,792 You're damaged in some way, 898 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:04,250 and emotionally deformed, I don't know. 899 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,166 But, you know... 900 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,667 Uh... it's, uh... 901 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,500 I felt real guilty 902 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:15,166 about all of the things that happened and... 903 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,333 You know, what a poor father I was, and... 904 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:22,709 you guys were completely innocent 905 00:43:22,792 --> 00:43:27,750 and had to suffer the whole brunt of abandonment 906 00:43:27,834 --> 00:43:30,125 and me leaving, and, 907 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,834 you know, for that, I can... 908 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,125 never really, um... 909 00:43:36,709 --> 00:43:38,041 make up for that, 910 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:41,792 but, um, I hope you know that... 911 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:44,083 (rain pattering loudly) 912 00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:46,083 ...I am-- I'm sorry. 913 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:49,250 I'm sorry that I did that to you and Johnny. 914 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:52,500 -Yeah, I think we know. -Good. 915 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:55,250 Because now, all I can do is, um, 916 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,208 try to be a better father. 917 00:43:57,291 --> 00:44:00,709 We'd be downstairs watching television or something, 918 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:03,959 and you would pop in 919 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,917 dressed in your full Batman outfit, 920 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,250 and it wasn't that you would just walk in, 921 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,792 but that you would 922 00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:14,875 -jump out from behind the door... -(laughs) 923 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:19,625 ...with your cape spread, you know like, voilà! 924 00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:22,959 And like, it would break me up 925 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:25,333 'cause you were so committed 926 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:28,125 to the whole persona, 927 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,000 you know what I mean? You were like, 928 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:33,000 -I am Batman, damn it. -(laughing) 929 00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:36,583 Whitmer: But you gotta remember how the Batman costume... 930 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:38,875 saga ended. 931 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:41,250 Which was that... 932 00:44:41,792 --> 00:44:44,125 -Oh, what? -I put on the costume... 933 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:46,417 (laughing): Oh yeah. 934 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,750 (laughing): You put on... 935 00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,959 -You put on a few pounds. -You went, "Ho! 936 00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:53,417 Looks like the Batman costume is a little tight there, pal." 937 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,917 -(laughing) -I remember being-- 938 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,917 -Had your stomach popping out. -I was so heartbroken. 939 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,875 -Oh really? -It was the first time I ever was self-aware. 940 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:04,792 It was the first time I was ever aware of my body. 941 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,375 (thunder rumbling) 942 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:08,542 Yeah, that was the day the innocence died. 943 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:11,208 Some might say it was the day that you left... 944 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,917 -(laughing) -...that you ran off, 945 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,166 but for me, it was the day that my... 946 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,291 -...Batman costume... -It was way before that. 947 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:20,625 ...was too small, that's when everything went to shit. 948 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,792 So he showed back up, which is cool. Right? 949 00:45:22,875 --> 00:45:25,375 That's pretty rare. The dad shows back up. 950 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,792 And I was telling him recently, I was like, dude, 951 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:30,375 I don't know what the fuck to do. Like, 952 00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:31,750 I'm lost. 953 00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:34,000 I don't want to come home. 954 00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:35,709 I don't have a goddamn clue 955 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:38,000 if this is ever gonna work out. 956 00:45:39,291 --> 00:45:41,000 And my dad said, "Dude, 957 00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:44,417 "I got sober. I got my job. I did all this shit. 958 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:46,917 "And in order for all those things to happen, 959 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,375 "I had to really think about it and figure out 960 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:53,041 what I wanted to happen, what I wanted from the universe." 961 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:56,333 He said he wrote down all of his hopes 962 00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:57,709 and his dreams. 963 00:45:57,792 --> 00:46:01,500 He put a pen to paper and he wrote them down, 964 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:04,458 -and they all came true. -(cheers) 965 00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:06,083 And he said, 966 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,667 "You should do that, man. 967 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:08,959 "Write down your hopes and your dreams 968 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:10,709 and what you want from the universe." 969 00:46:10,792 --> 00:46:13,834 I remember I said 970 00:46:13,917 --> 00:46:15,333 I wanted y'all to do that, 971 00:46:15,417 --> 00:46:16,750 and encouraged you to do that-- 972 00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:18,834 -Well, you want me to do it... -(chuckles): Yeah! 973 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,542 ...but the difference between me and you is... 974 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:25,125 you're making this giant comeback, 975 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:28,208 whereas I never started. 976 00:46:28,291 --> 00:46:30,250 So, my whole-- my hopes and dreams 977 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:33,208 are just so much different than yours 'cause it's not like 978 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,208 I gotta get my kids back in my life. 979 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:38,041 It's more like, I gotta... 980 00:46:39,166 --> 00:46:41,875 -...get my, uh-- -Get your Batman costume to fit? 981 00:46:41,959 --> 00:46:44,291 (laughter) 982 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,125 Sorry. That was-- 983 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:48,500 -That was not necessary. -No, that was good. 984 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:51,458 ♪ I want to get sober ♪ 985 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:54,291 ♪ I want to get clean ♪ 986 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:57,291 ♪ I want my sons back ♪ 987 00:46:57,375 --> 00:47:00,500 ♪ I want custody ♪ 988 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,125 ♪ I want a job ♪ 989 00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:06,291 ♪ I'll do anything ♪ 990 00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:09,375 ♪ I want love and hurt ♪ 991 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,792 ♪ And all in-between ♪ 992 00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:13,542 ♪ I want to be alive ♪ 993 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,458 ♪ And I want to live ♪ 994 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:27,375 ♪ Oh, his hopes and dreams ♪ 995 00:47:28,291 --> 00:47:30,083 ♪ They all came true ♪ 996 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:33,500 ♪ Willed from the universe ♪ 997 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:36,250 ♪ Not out of the blue ♪ 998 00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:39,458 ♪ I was an angry skateboarder ♪ 999 00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,750 ♪ With thick bangs and Osiris D3s ♪ 1000 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:48,041 ♪ But that all changed when my father returned to save me ♪ 1001 00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:50,959 ♪ So, here I am now ♪ 1002 00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:54,417 ♪ I must write my hopes and dreams ♪ 1003 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:57,750 ♪ Daddy's reassurance ♪ 1004 00:47:57,834 --> 00:48:00,250 ♪ Man, it gave me peace ♪ 1005 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:03,208 ♪ Be specific, he said ♪ 1006 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:06,542 ♪ So the universe may hear ♪ 1007 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:09,458 ♪ And don't be afraid, my child ♪ 1008 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:12,083 ♪ Be honest, be clear ♪ 1009 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,291 ♪ So I wrote! ♪ 1010 00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:19,792 ♪ My hopes and dreams just like he did ♪ 1011 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:24,458 ♪ I actually wrote this down ♪ 1012 00:48:24,542 --> 00:48:27,125 ♪ I want to get ♪ 1013 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,250 ♪ My iPhone screen fixed ♪ 1014 00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,291 ♪ And I want to get a leg up ♪ 1015 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,417 ♪ On my teen years memoir ♪ 1016 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,458 ♪ I want to self-produce ♪ 1017 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,750 ♪ A web series ♪ 1018 00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:43,875 ♪ And most of all ♪ 1019 00:48:43,959 --> 00:48:48,000 ♪ I want to be a big movie star ♪ 1020 00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:49,000 ♪ Woo! ♪ 1021 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:52,208 (applause, cheering) 1022 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:55,917 ♪ 'Cause it's all about me ♪ 1023 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,333 ♪ And what I want, yeah, babe ♪ 1024 00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:00,875 ♪ Wow! ♪ 1025 00:49:00,959 --> 00:49:03,458 ♪ Some might dream ♪ 1026 00:49:03,542 --> 00:49:06,417 ♪ Of a family to raise ♪ 1027 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,458 ♪ And some might hope ♪ 1028 00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:11,667 ♪ For a good meal to eat ♪ 1029 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:15,375 ♪ Not me, I'm pre-cum Jim Carrey ♪ 1030 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:18,417 ♪ And I want to be rich ♪ 1031 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,417 ♪ I hope my father knows ♪ 1032 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,709 ♪ He raised a little bitch ♪ 1033 00:49:23,792 --> 00:49:25,917 ♪ One more time, I want ♪ 1034 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,917 ♪ To get my iPhone screen fixed ♪ 1035 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,834 ♪ And I want ♪ 1036 00:49:31,917 --> 00:49:33,458 ♪ To get a leg up ♪ 1037 00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:36,166 ♪ On my teen years memoir ♪ 1038 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:39,500 ♪ I want to self-produce ♪ 1039 00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:41,750 ♪ A web series ♪ 1040 00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:43,959 ♪ And most of all ♪ 1041 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:45,667 ♪ I want to be ♪ 1042 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,875 ♪ A big movie star, woo! ♪ 1043 00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:52,166 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1044 00:49:55,917 --> 00:49:59,000 -We're doing pretty cool. -(laughter) 1045 00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:02,417 (piano playing) 1046 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:21,000 -Wow. Oh man. -Yeah. Do they make tapes like that anymore? 1047 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,834 I don't know if they still make them-- 1048 00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:24,333 I mean, recordings? 1049 00:50:24,417 --> 00:50:28,709 -Maybe I-- -Here's a list, at least, of the songs. 1050 00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,000 Wow. "Warm Love." 1051 00:50:32,083 --> 00:50:33,750 -Mm. -"China." 1052 00:50:33,834 --> 00:50:36,208 -Oh gosh, you remember that? -Uh-uh. 1053 00:50:36,291 --> 00:50:39,542 ♪ You don't have to go China ♪ 1054 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:41,667 Referring to Jim. 1055 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,709 -Is that where he went? -China. 1056 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,208 No, he went... heroin. 1057 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:47,375 -To jail. Oh, he did China. -Heroin. 1058 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,667 -He was doing heroin. Gotcha. -Yeah. 1059 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:51,542 What do you think stopped y'all 1060 00:50:51,625 --> 00:50:54,417 from getting like a proper release? 1061 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,625 -A record deal? -Yeah. 1062 00:50:56,709 --> 00:50:58,709 Actually, we were offered a record deal 1063 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:02,208 when we were in Jamaica with Virgin Records, 1064 00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:06,083 and, um, and they had just signed Madonna. 1065 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,667 And, um... 1066 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:11,750 our manager at the time did not want... 1067 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:14,542 didn't think they gave us a good enough deal, 1068 00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:17,125 so he turned it down. (chuckles) 1069 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,792 -Hmm. -Horrible. 1070 00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:21,625 (piano playing) 1071 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:23,000 Wow. 1072 00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:26,750 Oh look! 1073 00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:31,083 Jude: (chuckles) This is the one we sang with him on this album. 1074 00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:33,959 They didn't ask us to do the bikini shot. 1075 00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:41,000 -Remember that studio? Yeah. -"Casey's Song." 1076 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,000 -This is the big one. -Mm-hmm. 1077 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,875 How did this one-- How long ago 1078 00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:49,458 after Casey died did my mom write this? 1079 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:51,542 (sighs) 1080 00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:53,333 Pretty soon. 1081 00:51:53,834 --> 00:51:56,792 -The song is-- -It was within a month or so. 1082 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:58,792 -A month. Wow. -Mm-hmm. 1083 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,333 -He was four months old. -Whitmer: Four months old. 1084 00:52:02,417 --> 00:52:04,625 And the story with that is... 1085 00:52:04,709 --> 00:52:06,959 They had been to a party 1086 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:11,417 at Ralph Lauren's, uh, store in Palm Beach, 1087 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,166 and they were drinking White Russians 1088 00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,291 and Jim always scared me 1089 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:17,125 with his driving, 1090 00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:20,333 and he ran into a palm tree in... 1091 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:24,208 John Lennon and Yoko Ono's driveway, 1092 00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:27,041 -and that's when Casey was killed. -Hmm. 1093 00:52:27,542 --> 00:52:30,333 -That-- -That memory is something 1094 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:32,333 that, you know... 1095 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:33,625 She was suffering from 1096 00:52:33,709 --> 00:52:35,792 post-traumatic stress disorder I'm sure. 1097 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:38,667 -Forever. Yeah, I remember... -Yeah. 1098 00:52:39,542 --> 00:52:40,917 once a month, 1099 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,709 I'd like walk into her room and she'd be banging on the piano, 1100 00:52:43,792 --> 00:52:45,375 -playing that song. -Yeah. 1101 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,959 -Never got over it. -No. 1102 00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:51,792 When-- when did you-- Why did you really stop playing? 1103 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,667 We played right up until 1104 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,458 -Jenny died. -Whitmer: Yeah. 1105 00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:59,458 Jude: And then after that, I couldn't... 1106 00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:03,792 Like I said, I couldn't play a CD without crying 1107 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:06,500 or even pick up my guitar 1108 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:09,583 without crying, and, um... 1109 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:13,709 I've just recently gotten over that. 1110 00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:17,500 I dream of her almost every night. 1111 00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:20,917 It's like we're really together and doing stuff, 1112 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,291 and I wake up, and I feel a little more satisfied. 1113 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,458 -You do? All the time. -Do you dream of her? 1114 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:29,041 -Okay. -Yeah. 1115 00:53:29,417 --> 00:53:31,166 But all I want to say is that 1116 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,375 I think I'm very lucky, 1117 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:37,000 because most people, when a relative, 1118 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,041 family member, mom, 1119 00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:40,625 most people, when their mom dies, 1120 00:53:40,709 --> 00:53:42,625 they don't get to look at them anymore. 1121 00:53:42,709 --> 00:53:45,417 But when you look at me, do you see her? 1122 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,458 And I don't... 1123 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:53,250 I don't really get why we don't talk or nothing like that. 1124 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,750 (sighs) 1125 00:53:54,834 --> 00:53:56,500 Well, that needs to stop. 1126 00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:59,875 -All right, what is she saying? This is what I'm thinking. -(music playing) 1127 00:53:59,959 --> 00:54:02,250 (indistinct singing) 1128 00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:05,875 "Sweet caresses and tenderness 1129 00:54:05,959 --> 00:54:08,709 "is what most girls desire 1130 00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:11,709 "But they can keep their Mr. Cool 1131 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:14,166 'cause my man's so hot." 1132 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,667 (laughter) 1133 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:18,500 I remember when my mom died, 1134 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,917 the hospice nurses called us, 1135 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,875 and they said we had to go to her, me and my brother. 1136 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:28,875 So, we went over to her house, and she was there in a bed, 1137 00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:31,959 and she was sort of in and out of a coma. 1138 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:35,041 And hospice nurses say, 1139 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:37,000 you know, "You gotta go in there 1140 00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:40,208 "and tell her that you're gonna be okay, 1141 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:42,417 "and tell her that she can let go 1142 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,417 and everything's gonna be all right." 1143 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:48,166 So, I went in there with my big brother, 1144 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:50,166 and we look down at my mom, 1145 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,458 and I said to my mom, I was like, 1146 00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:56,250 "Hey. It's me. I love you. 1147 00:54:57,542 --> 00:55:00,041 "I just want to let you know that I'm okay. 1148 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 "And you can let go, 1149 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:06,208 and I'll be fine. And you don't gotta worry about me." 1150 00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:10,625 And in that moment, my mom opened her eyes 1151 00:55:10,709 --> 00:55:13,875 and she looked up at me, and she said, 1152 00:55:15,041 --> 00:55:18,375 "Baby, you're the golden one." 1153 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,917 Which was awkward 'cause my brother was standing right next to me. 1154 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 (laughter) 1155 00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:29,625 And then she looked over at him and she said, "And he's huge!" 1156 00:55:29,709 --> 00:55:31,000 (laughter) 1157 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,250 She didn't say that. She died. 1158 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,041 (laughter) 1159 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,125 "You're the golden one." 1160 00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,917 That was the last thing my mom ever said to me. 1161 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:45,875 It's really... 1162 00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:48,291 a lot of pressure. 1163 00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:52,208 I was declared the golden one, 1164 00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:56,250 and here I am flailing in my adulthood. 1165 00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:00,709 And... 1166 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,583 trying to connect the dots. 1167 00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:06,500 It's strange. 1168 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:08,417 I left, I went back to LA, 1169 00:56:09,792 --> 00:56:11,125 and... 1170 00:56:11,959 --> 00:56:13,750 you know, I thought, well, that was hell. 1171 00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:17,709 Life is a joke. 1172 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:20,959 (crowd cheering) 1173 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:27,500 ♪ I'm 30 right now, but when I wrote this riff ♪ 1174 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:30,750 ♪ I was 22, it don't feel different ♪ 1175 00:56:30,834 --> 00:56:34,000 ♪ I'm no more articulate ♪ 1176 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,291 ♪ Than I was then ♪ 1177 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:39,917 ♪ So, fuck writing these words, man ♪ 1178 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,375 ♪ What's the point? ♪ 1179 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:44,709 ♪ These business guys will just case the joint ♪ 1180 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:47,667 ♪ And scoop me back up into my ♪ 1181 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,792 ♪ Miserable dreams ♪ 1182 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:55,125 ♪ My naivety, man, it never fails ♪ 1183 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:58,458 ♪ Tosses me an interaction and watches me flail ♪ 1184 00:56:58,542 --> 00:57:01,542 ♪ Against the winds, how can this end ♪ 1185 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:04,834 ♪ Without me seeming unlikable ♪ 1186 00:57:04,917 --> 00:57:08,709 ♪ And I'm the captain of so many sinking ships ♪ 1187 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:12,250 ♪ My favorite songs have started to skip ♪ 1188 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,542 ♪ And when I sing ♪ 1189 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:16,500 ♪ Feels more like talking now ♪ 1190 00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:21,458 ♪ Was this ever a comedy? ♪ 1191 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:24,750 ♪ I want to be irreverent and silly ♪ 1192 00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:28,333 ♪ So I, I wipe away the steam ♪ 1193 00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:30,834 ♪ And look at me ♪ 1194 00:57:31,834 --> 00:57:34,500 ♪ I'm just no fun ♪ 1195 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:36,917 ♪ My mother's son ♪ 1196 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000 (cheering) 1197 00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:56,709 ♪ It's like a golden star for every piece of my heart ♪ 1198 00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:59,959 ♪ That flounders on the ground waiting for a respark ♪ 1199 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:03,166 ♪ I'll overcome with a new girlfriend ♪ 1200 00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:06,542 ♪ Or some new stupid fucking joke ♪ 1201 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:10,291 ♪ I can't keep the plants alive, man, in my place ♪ 1202 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:13,875 ♪ My '99 Camry's held together with tape ♪ 1203 00:58:13,959 --> 00:58:17,375 ♪ But that's okay, it still runs great ♪ 1204 00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:20,083 ♪ Truly does ♪ 1205 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 ♪ And I hate getting real, man, but I want to cry ♪ 1206 00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:27,500 ♪ Every time I see a mom who's still alive ♪ 1207 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:29,834 ♪ Or a dad who smiles ♪ 1208 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:32,125 ♪ At his baby boy ♪ 1209 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:34,000 (cheering) 1210 00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:37,500 ♪ I'm too proud to admit that I'm full of shit ♪ 1211 00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:41,000 ♪ When I talk about politics or music ♪ 1212 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:43,291 ♪ That isn't some ♪ 1213 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:45,750 ♪ Blink-182 record ♪ 1214 00:58:45,834 --> 00:58:48,125 (cheering) 1215 00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:51,291 ♪ So, I guess I'm a philistine, man, I had to look that up ♪ 1216 00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:54,834 ♪ So I could write it down just right fucking now ♪ 1217 00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:56,792 ♪ I did not go to college ♪ 1218 00:58:56,875 --> 00:58:58,166 ♪ I've never been to Europe ♪ 1219 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:01,375 ♪ And my favorite film's The Dark Knight ♪ 1220 00:59:01,458 --> 00:59:02,417 ♪ All right ♪ 1221 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,834 ♪ Holy little beams ♪ 1222 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:08,375 ♪ They all shot out of her seams ♪ 1223 00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:11,834 ♪ I felt alive with my dreams ♪ 1224 00:59:11,917 --> 00:59:15,000 ♪ And so dead to the fiends ♪ 1225 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,041 ♪ I am the son ♪ 1226 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,500 ♪ My mother's son ♪ 1227 00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:22,542 (cheering) 1228 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:41,375 ♪ I watched the life leave my mother's face ♪ 1229 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:44,917 ♪ Decided right then to leave that place ♪ 1230 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,458 ♪ I never turned back ♪ 1231 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:50,375 ♪ Because... fuck it all ♪ 1232 00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:55,083 ♪ And oh, Mother, what can I do? ♪ 1233 00:59:55,166 --> 00:59:58,500 ♪ You've given me no choice but to be better than you ♪ 1234 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,667 ♪ Just wish you were here to ask questions to ♪ 1235 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,375 ♪ Like why do I feel the need to always cut a fucking rug? ♪ 1236 01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:11,917 ♪ And why do I fucking melt when someone gives me a fucking hug ♪ 1237 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,542 ♪ And do they want me here? ♪ 1238 01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:16,542 ♪ Do they want me here? ♪ 1239 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,834 (cheering) 1240 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:20,667 ♪ So, what can I offer ♪ 1241 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,166 ♪ But a little less space ♪ 1242 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:25,750 ♪ In a room on the east side of Los Angeles ♪ 1243 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:28,291 ♪ How bleak can I be? ♪ 1244 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,542 ♪ How bleak can I be? ♪ 1245 01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:34,625 ♪ Well, I can dance and I can sing ♪ 1246 01:00:34,709 --> 01:00:36,208 ♪ And I can tell jokes ♪ 1247 01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:39,291 ♪ Don't get me telling stories about my parents doing dope ♪ 1248 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,041 ♪ I'm no good at barely being ♪ 1249 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:45,000 ♪ Barely being anywhere! ♪ 1250 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:47,166 ♪ All right, I said ♪ 1251 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:48,875 ♪ Youth feels incomplete ♪ 1252 01:00:48,959 --> 01:00:52,208 ♪ I still got grass stains on my jeans ♪ 1253 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:55,625 ♪ And I feel fucked, or so it seems ♪ 1254 01:00:55,709 --> 01:00:58,208 ♪ Yes, I've been deemed ♪ 1255 01:01:00,375 --> 01:01:02,417 ♪ The Golden One ♪ 1256 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:04,333 (cheering) 1257 01:01:04,417 --> 01:01:05,917 ♪ My mother's son ♪ 1258 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:08,917 (cheering) 1259 01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:22,500 My big brother, Johnny, everyone! 1260 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:25,208 (cheering) 1261 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,417 (tempo slows) 1262 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:44,750 (cheering, whistling) 1263 01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:49,417 (inaudible singing) 1264 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:58,750 -(song ends) -(cheering) 1265 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:07,667 ♪ His heart ♪ 1266 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:11,333 ♪ He is the one ♪ 1267 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:15,083 ♪ He's got me burning, burning, burning ♪ 1268 01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:17,625 ♪ Under the sun ♪ 1269 01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:21,959 ♪ Sweet caresses and tenderness ♪ 1270 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:25,458 ♪ What most girls desire ♪ 1271 01:02:25,792 --> 01:02:28,417 ♪ They can keep their Mr. Cool ♪ 1272 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,583 ♪ While my man stokes my fire ♪ 1273 01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,667 ♪ He's hot ♪ 1274 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:37,166 ♪ He is the one ♪ 1275 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,417 ♪ He's got me burning, burning, burning ♪ 1276 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,625 ♪ Under the sun ♪ 1277 01:02:44,917 --> 01:02:46,166 ♪ He's so hot ♪ 1278 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,250 Yeah, Johnny! Give it up for Johnny! 1279 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,333 ♪ He is the one ♪ 1280 01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:54,750 ♪ He's got me burning, burning, burning ♪ 1281 01:02:54,834 --> 01:02:57,208 ♪ Under the sun ♪ 1282 01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:58,834 Together, let's do it. 1283 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,834 ♪ Ain't no fever like ♪ 1284 01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:05,000 ♪ He gives to me ♪ 1285 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:08,291 ♪ Burning, burning, burning ♪ 1286 01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:11,208 ♪ 105 degrees ♪ 1287 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:12,792 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1288 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:14,458 That's right. Everybody! 1289 01:03:14,542 --> 01:03:16,417 ♪ Whoa! ♪ 1290 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:19,583 ♪ He's so hot ♪ 1291 01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:22,750 ♪ He is the one ♪ 1292 01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:26,959 ♪ He's got me burning, burning ♪ 1293 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:29,166 ♪ Burning under the sun ♪ 1294 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,083 ♪ He's so hot ♪ 1295 01:03:32,166 --> 01:03:35,333 (audience cheering, applauding) 1296 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:41,333 Whitmer: Aunt Jude, Ricky Whitley. 90128