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Jake, use your spoon.
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Can't. I'll die.
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If you don't turn off that music,
you'll die anyway.
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Fine.
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That's better.
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He's still gonna be living here
when he's, like, 30.
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My big fear is he'll still be
in fifth grade.
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Hello, anybody home?
Grandmommy's here.
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There's my grandson.
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So, Mom, to what do we owe
this unexpected...
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- Pleasure?
- No, that's not it.
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I was showing a house, and
I thought I'd visit the people I love.
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And they weren't home?
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Goody. There's a Tudor on Stone Canyon
that's going on the market soon.
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- How do you know?
- Owner dropped dead of a heart attack.
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You know what they say, darling.
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Today's obituary
is tomorrow's exclusive listing.
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Father of five in Westwood.
I'm on fire.
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You will be soon.
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Mom, you're not setting
a very good example here.
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Why?
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Jake, honey, your grandmommy performs
a very important public service.
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When people die,
their families are very, very sad...
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...and they have no idea
what their homes are worth.
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And you tell them?
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Oh, you are so cute.
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And Grandmommy doesn't just
prey on the dead, Jake.
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She also profits from the pain of divorce
and the humiliation of bankruptcy.
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Not to mention she's working on an
alternative fuel made from puppies.
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Oh, my God. Harry Gorsky died.
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Oh, no. Are you sure it's him?
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How many Harry Luther Gorskys
are there in Los Angeles?
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- Well, there's one less now.
- Who are you talking about?
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He was Uncle Charlie's
and my stepdad.
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- The first of three, and not my favorite.
- I liked him.
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Oh, please. You were 6.
You still liked Mom.
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- Mom, are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
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He was a good man...
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...and part of my life,
and now he's gone.
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I just pray he died peacefully...
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...and held on to that stately
six-bedroom, four-bath Colonial...
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...in Hancock Park...
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...with the bonus office/guest room
over the garage.
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Let me get this straight.
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First there was your dad,
then this guy Harry who died...
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...then the fat guy
with the carpet business.
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No, no, no. The fat guy came after
the twitchy gay guy from Texas...
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...who gave us crew cuts
and called us buckaroos.
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So out of the three...
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...Harry was the best.
- I liked the fat guy, remember?
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With the chubby daughter
who was so grateful?
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All you had to do was knock on her door
with some Turkish Taffy.
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Be that as it may,
he was still a very good father to us.
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Oh, please. He was a little tyrant.
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"Sit up straight."
"Do your homework."
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"Quit forging my signature
on hotel bills."
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Okay, then. The funeral is tomorrow.
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I think it would be appropriate for us all
to go and pay our respects.
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I don't know.
Tomorrow's not good for me.
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Oh, Charlie. The man was your father.
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No, he was not.
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Why do you care so much?
You divorced him.
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Just because you divorce doesn't mean
you no longer have feelings.
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That's true.
Judith still has feelings for me.
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Pity is not really a feeling, Alan.
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Regardless of our feelings, we'll still go
and say our final goodbyes to Harry.
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- I'm not going.
- Me neither.
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- Fine, you stay here with Uncle Charlie.
- Cool.
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Yeah, cool.
Why do you wanna go?
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I think it's the right thing to do,
and I liked Harry.
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- And he liked you.
- I know.
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We've stayed in touch over the years.
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What?
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You betrayed me by communicating with
that son of a bitch after I divorced him?
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Well, wait a minute.
You said that...
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I know what I said.
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I was just being polite because
the guy's worm chow.
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All I did was send him Christmas cards
and a picture of Jake.
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- You never send me a picture of Jake.
- He's right here.
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When was the last time
I got a Christmas card?
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Wait, I'm on your side.
Charlie's the one who doesn't wanna go.
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I don't even know if I want
you to come now. You've ruined it.
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- How can you ruin a funeral?
- I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
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- Where are you going?
- I need something black.
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Doesn't your soul qualify?
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Laugh now, but when I die,
I will be coming back to haunt you.
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How will that be any different
than this?
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Okay, Jake.
I'm going to pick up your grandmother.
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Okay.
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You think maybe
you've played that enough?
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Okay.
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I might as well just buy him
a crack pipe.
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Hey!
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- Let's get this over with.
- You're coming to the funeral?
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I thought about it and realized,
even if I didn't like the guy...
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...that shouldn't stop me from
going to his funeral...
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...and, you know, taking a victory lap.
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Charlie, you're not
gonna wanna hear this...
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...but you sound a lot like Mom.
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Tread lightly.
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- Jake, you're coming with us.
- I don't wanna.
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You get to see a real dead guy.
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There's gonna be a dead guy? Where?
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- At the funeral.
- Oh, cool. Can I come?
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Did I say he was gonna
live here until 30?
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I meant forever.
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What are you talking about?
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- Go put on your nice clothes.
- Okay.
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He doesn't know
what nice clothes are.
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- Jake?
- Oh, right.
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Isn't it a little early to start drinking?
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- Would you like a snort?
- That's what I meant.
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Thanks.
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You okay, Mom?
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I just can't believe he's gone.
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Isn't that why we're going
to the funeral? To make sure?
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I'm confused. If you cared for Harry
so much, how come you left him?
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Yes, well, about that.
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I may have glossed over the details
with you boys just a skosh.
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I didn't actually leave Harry
so much as he left me.
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- You're kidding.
- He met a younger woman...
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...and just traded me in.
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You still loved him, didn't you?
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I loved him very much.
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Oh, Harry. My sweet, dear Harry.
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All right. Level eight.
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So where's the dead guy?
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Jake, show a little respect.
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Where's the dead guy, sir?
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In the chapel. Now keep it down.
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I think I can smell him.
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Oh, Lord. There she is.
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- Who?
- The tramp who stole my husband.
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Not bad.
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Not good.
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I'm gonna go mourn.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Stay put. Mommy needs you.
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- Hello, Evelyn.
- Hello, Christine.
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- This is my son, Alan.
- Hello.
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And who's this little guy?
Your grandson?
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I'm just here to see the dead guy.
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Yes, I've been blessed with
both children and grandchildren.
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How about you? Oh, wait, I remember.
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You were slightly less fertile
than a sand trap.
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We're very sorry for your loss.
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It's not my loss.
He left me for that tramp over there.
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She doesn't look very unhappy,
does she?
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She just met him. Wait a week.
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I think it's the responsibility of we,
the living, to carry on...
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...to live life to the fullest.
Embrace it.
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Kiss it on the mouth, if you will.
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Excuse me, Charlie,
can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure. Heather,
this is my brother, Alan.
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He lives with me
at my beach house in Malibu.
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- Hi.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
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- Thank you.
- Alan came to live with me...
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...at my Malibu beach house
when he lost his wife.
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It's a healing house.
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My wife isn't really dead.
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Because you healed.
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At my Malibu beach house.
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And when you think about it,
Harry isn't really dead either.
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He lives right here...
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...in all of us.
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- Thank you.
- Good. Let go.
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It's good to let go.
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Charlie.
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Excuse me a moment.
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What, what, what, what, what?
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What do you mean,
"What, what, what"?
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- You're hitting on the widow.
- No, I'm consoling the widow.
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I won't hit on her
until they close the lid.
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Unbelievable.
How do you sleep at night?
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Usually drunk and on top of somebody.
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But that takes work, Alan.
Doesn't just happen by itself.
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Here's an idea. Why don't you run
to the embalming room...
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...and see if you can score a couple
fresh ones off the truck?
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Excuse me,
but considering your ex-wife...
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...I'd say you're the expert on having sex
with cold women who don't move.
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Nevertheless, you can
hit on women anywhere.
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Why did you bother to come?
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I don't know. I just did.
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- That's it? No reason?
- Do you have a reason for everything?
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- Yes.
- So how's that working out for you?
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I know how difficult it must be...
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...rambling around all by yourself in that
big, drafty, six-bedroom Colonial...
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...with the guest room/office
over the garage.
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Harry gave me a potbellied pig.
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So you'd remember him, sure.
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But I know Harry would want you
to move on...
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...and this is the perfect time
to move on...
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...because this is a seller's market.
- Excuse me.
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Can we talk to you a minute?
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Pardon me, dear.
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What? I'm working here.
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That woman just lost her husband.
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Alan, the man was 50 years old
when she was born.
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- So?
- So she had to see it coming.
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Even for you, that is really cold.
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Oh, Mr. Graveside Nookie weighs in.
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You were trying to give the widow
a sympathetic crotch to cry on.
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Hey, watch your mouth.
This is a solemn event.
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Yeah, show a little class.
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Me? I'm the only one here
behaving appropriately.
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Hey, where's Jake?
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- Jake.
- How do you know my name?
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- It's okay.
- Okay?
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I almost pooped my pants.
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What are you doing?
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I just wanted to see.
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Okay, well, let's... Let's take a look.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Come on.
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- What do you think?
- I don't know.
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- How did he die?
- He just got old.
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His heart stopped.
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His watch is still going.
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- Yep.
- Why would he need a watch, anyway?
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It's not like he's gonna be
late for anything.
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Okay, there are other people waiting
to pay their respects.
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Why don't we go find Grandma?
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I don't care what anybody says.
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I always thought you were a good guy.
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Thanks, Alan.
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Want to know what time it is?
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Let's go.
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- How's he look?
- Dead.
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Cool.
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Surprise.
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Listen, I just wanted to tell you
that I've been thinking about it...
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...and maybe some of the stuff
between us may have been my fault.
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I was angry about losing my dad,
and I guess...
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...you were the guy I took it out on.
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Anyway, not that it makes
a lot of difference at this point...
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...but I just wanted you to know
that I'm sorry.
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By the way, I'm gonna take a shot
at your wife.
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But that's just a guy thing.
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Nothing personal, okay?
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I'll take that as a yes.
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And so with every door that God closes,
he opens a window.
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Did he say "window" or "widow"?
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Even as we say goodbye
to our beloved friend...
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...Harry Luther Gorsky...
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...we know that he lives on
in all of us.
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- How are you holding up?
- Okay.
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- lf you need anything, I'm right here.
- Thank you. That's very comforting.
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For everything, there is a season.
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A time to be born, a time to die.
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A time to reap, a time to sow.
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So...
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...I would like to invite anyone...
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...who wishes to say a few words
about Harry...
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...to come up and share with us.
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As always, I'll do him first.
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- Mom, bad idea.
- Hey...
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...if I didn't give in to bad ideas,
you wouldn't be here. Hold this.
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Dad. I can't find my Gameboy.
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Not now, Jake.
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Hello. Welcome to Harry's funeral.
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I haven't seen him so drained
of bodily fluids since our honeymoon.
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What? I thought I'd open with a joke.
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My name is Evelyn Harper...
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...or, as dear Harry used to call me,
his sweet little sugar tushy.
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When I first met Harry...
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...I was just a hot young widow
with bills to pay...
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...who could lick the chrome
off a trailer hitch.
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I also had two small boys...
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...one of whom Harry cared for
very deeply.
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The other one was Charlie.
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It wasn't easy being
a substitute father...
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...but Harry gave it his all.
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Unfortunately, it wasn't enough...
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...which is probably why
he looked for solace...
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...in the arms of a cheap slut.
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Stand up, Christine.
Let everybody have a look at you.
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Take a good look, Heather.
That's gonna be you someday.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being disrespectful
to the grieving widow.
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But, listen, you wanna talk grieving?
I'm grieving.
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I loved this man with all my heart,
and you left me, you lousy bastard.
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Well, take a good look.
I've still got a great ass...
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...and yours is decomposing
as we speak.
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Thank you.
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- Okay. That was beautiful.
- Time to go.
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I'll call you.
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- Dad, what about my Gameboy?
- Forget it. Just keep walking.
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And so let's take a moment
of silent prayer for our friend, Harry.
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I am really, really sorry.
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Got it.
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It's my kid's. I don't know,
maybe I spoil him.
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Okay, bye.
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Boys, when I die...
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...I want a simple funeral.
No tears.
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- Done.
- You got it.
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And I wanna be buried
next to your father.
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Dad was cremated, Mom.
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Oh, yes, right.
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I was thinking of someone else.
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So I take it you'd rather be
buried than cremated?
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Oh, can't we do both?
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I want to be buried
on the side of a hill...
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...nestled amongst the willows,
overlooking the ocean.
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Do we get to pick the ocean?
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And I want an unadorned headstone,
which reads simply:
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"Evelyn Harper.
Loving wife, devoted mother."
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That's good. Open with a joke.
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