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Thank you.

have invented a machine to control the world.

Wherever I point it, people will instantly have sex.

Sex.

First,

I'll see if it works.

It's an orgy machine.

Wherever I point it, people will have instant sex.

Nobody will work.

And everybody will have sex.

And I will control the world.

So many years I have spent secretly perfecting this device.

All the money I made off of those silly rockets I sent to the moon has gone into

this now.

This is the moment I have been waiting for.

Everything is set.

And I will be able to see the people having sex.

she's seeing.

I'll switch to my reverse channel indicator.

Ah, there.

At last it's working.

All these years of work aren't in vain.

I point to my machine, people will have sex and nobody will work.

Nobody.

Every government will come pleading to me.

To me.

Dr.

Werner von Sperm.

Give me millions of dollars to get their people back to work.

Back to work.

Back to fighting their wars.

do nothing but have sex.

Sex!

And you too, my pretty maiden, should have sex and get excited

and stimulated by what you see.

Oh, sex.

Lovely sex.

Oh, how exquisite.

Everybody is performing the way I want them to.

Excellent. Excellent.

Why didn't I come up with this idea when I was making those buzz bombs first?

Mind you, we could have both controlled the world. He and I.

By making the whole world have sex instead of fighting against us.

You're so good.

Experiment right away. If I move it over here now, from the distant ocean to

this office building, and penetrate the brick and cement walls, it will

require some fine -tuning on my part.

Ah!

Let's see now. The people inside are already feeling the

effect.

lovely secretary is unzipping the boss's pants.

Oh, my email.

What an instrument.

Looks like my V2 rocket.

Jet propelled from the wrong end.

will be laying their once reluctant secretaries like this one.

And the United Nations will come to me, Dr.

Werner von Sperm, and beg me to let their people go back to their

jobs, their routine jobs, and stop

all this sex.

They won't do it until they pay me.

One hundred billion dollars.

Make the president of the world.

out why nobody thought of it before.

It's so simple.

I just point this atomic visual separator in the direction I want it.

And the atomic visual separator penetrates the atomic structure of the

And it's hooked up with a television camera.

And I'm able to see the people.

Very simple.

All the governments should do this.

Real love.

Then by turning on the beta factor or the sex brain frequency.

emits certain frequencies when it has sex.

And those frequencies are the ones this machine is putting out now.

Oh, God.

Hey.

All right.

Stop.

view reminds me of the launching pads I designed for the Fuhrer's buzz bombs.

little red rocket in there like that.

plumb sperm should stand in front of my machine and try it out with some young

nymph who will lick my whole body all over like that.

Another couple is spent.

Wasted.

Spent.

Now for my next experiment.

I'll try the neighbors downstairs.

What is it that I see?

Perfect. I couldn't have chosen a better couple.

A young man and his fiancee who have had a lover's quarrel.

And they're mad at each other.

even want any part of her.

There.

United at last to enjoy pre -marital bliss.

If I turned up the sex brain frequency generator a bit, it would make them come

quicker.

Yeah, maybe.

Himmel, they are certainly not mad at each other now, are they?

to see what lasting effect this machine has.

I'm going to turn it back to the office building and check on that young boss

and his secretary.

Incredible! The sofa in the office has been made into a bed and he has two

secretaries in with him.

Oh!

My goodness!

This means that the sex brain wave has altered their brain cells.

Forever and ever.

It's changed them completely.

They'll be fucking all the time.

is performing much better than I thought.

Well, it slays everybody that is radiated with it.

Everybody.

My dear ones.

Fuck.

Fuck.

But if my new theory holds, they will be at it again and again and again.

They just have to recuperate.

But their brain cells are completely impregnated with my sex machine.

Completely impregnated.

Now, I'll point this to a public swimming pool and see what happens to

people.

There. There's a young couple frolicking in the water.

I'll fix them in a jiffy.

He can't even wait to take off her swimsuit.

Oh, what a pair of large launching pads

that woman has.

I like to have her in my space lab, the one I designed recently, just to see

the effect of negative gravity on her.

They would balloon up in the air.

They would levitate and give her positive buoyancy there.

Huh?

enslaved by my sex machine.

Now I'll turn it back to the office building and adjust it so that it

penetrates to the center of the building right into my psychiatrist's

office.

There.

That ought to do it.

a patient in his office and he's giving her a treatment too.

Now she'll get the full treatment.

slave now.

A slave.

That bastard tried to commit me.

Me, a genius.

Only a genius could have invented a sex machine like this.

which is the sex of frequency emitted by the brain, which is stimulated

by the eyes and ears, that produces a state of heat which only can be

by the sense of smell, the sense of taste, an actual

friction of one's body.