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There's nothing ever on TV.

Yeah, that's a problem nowadays.

Hmm.

But, you know, there's someone else I want to talk to you about, so this might

be a good time.

What's that?

Well, you know, we're newly married, and I love you.

But I also have my son, and I'm concerned about him and, you know, like

family, and making sure we're a connected, close family.

Yeah.

And...

I really want him to be happy and also make sure he grows up into a strong,

confident young man.

Okay.

So I want to make sure that you're also there to take care of him.

Oh, yeah.

That's motherly duties, of course.

Yeah. So, I mean, there's some normal stuff, but I'm a bit more open with the

family. And we want to make sure that all his needs are met, if you know what

mean. Well, I'll do his laundry.

Yeah, I don't mind.

Or cleaned up his room, of course.

Yeah, that's part of it.

But I was more thinking, you know, the young man, he's at that age where he

you know, sexual needs also.

Sexual? Well, I can't give him his, like, magazines, dirty magazines. I

that's a man's job, babe.

Yeah, I mean, I could handle that if I needed, but it's like actual time with a

woman so that he's, you know.

experienced and, you know, confident.

Okay, I'm crossing the line on a blow -up doll, okay?

No, no, no, nothing fake.

I mean, if... If you'd be, you know, able to take care of his sexual needs

he has them.

Explain?

Like, just, you know, be there for the whole family. I mean, be okay with me,

but, you know, also with him. He can...

You could use it as a young man.

Let me get this straight.

You want me to fuck him?

Yeah.

I think it's really important for his development.

Make sure he knows what he's doing when he meets a new girl.

I mean, I'm all about learning and education, but... Are you sure?

Yeah, 100%. Like, for real?

This is what you want?

Absolutely. I think it would be great for the family.

Okay, I'll try, but you're 100 % sure about this?

Oh, 100%. Love you, babe.

Oh, wait!

Oh! My favorite movie's on.

Hey, Alex.

Oh, hey, Mom.

So, I spoke to your father, and, well, I heard you're having a lot of issues

here lately with your homework, and you've just been stressed, right?

Yeah, I guess I've been having some problems recently.

Well, maybe I can fix that for you.

Oh, um... Like I said, I spoke to your father.

And what the family needs right now is for you to be all relaxed and, uh, de

-stressed because school is important, right?

Oh, yeah.

Real important.

Wow.

You are very much humped down there.

Almost as big as your chest.

Don't tell.

But, um, yeah.

Let's get you, uh... Oh, my God.

Um...

Well,

you need to practice I heard

Now, don't want you ever coming during a BJ because the girls don't like that,

okay? Oh, yeah.

All right.

Now, I don't want you falling in love with me.

Remember, I'm still your mom. Well, stepmom. But still, this is for the

for you, Chef.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Good to see you actually laughing.

No pre -cum or anything.

You're doing good so far.

Wow, you really think so? Mm -hmm.

Now we're going to see if having pits out would actually make a difference.

Because if I taste pre -cum, then we're having an issue. Okay.

More of a visual issue.

I think it can, you know. Oh, yeah.

Well, you're going to have to touch them sometime.

Not mine specifically, but I mean, you know, real poop.

Girls have poop.

These are amazing, Mom.

Oh, thank you. Your father bought them.

Just get the BJ. So yeah today and right now we're just gonna see how long

Not many girls have big boobs, so you might not be able to do this for

but it's good to try. Oh yeah, totally.

But you've got to lube up the boobs.

Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and spit in between, huh? Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Good boy.

Is that good enough? Mm -hmm.

It should be.

Yeah, he doesn't jump like that. Oh, yeah. Those nice titties. Those round,

juicy titties.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Keep thrusting into those. Oh, yeah.

It feels so good.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Wait till you try a pussy.

It'll be even better.

For real? Uh -huh. Oh, wow. But this is good practice for it.

Totally. Uh -huh.

Keep thrusting up and down.

You like the view?

Oh, I love it. Oh, your nipples are so hot, Mom.

And hot.

Oh, my God, Mom.

I think I'm gonna... Oh, I think I'm gonna cum.

Mom tastes good, so that means you're eating well.

Thanks to me.

That was big.

Yeah. Do you feel so much better?

Oh, wow. I feel amazing.

Good. Oh, so relaxed.

Good. Now you can finish your studies, right?

Oh, totally.

Good.

I'm going to go clean up, and I'll meet you downstairs for dinner, I guess.

Oh, yeah.

Totally, Mom. It's going to be a little late, so.

No problem at all.

Wow.

Take your time. Yeah, for sure.

Oh, thank you so much.

You're very welcome. I'm just going to get back to studying.

Such a fucking good shower.

So happy you got that shower head.

Come in.

Hey. Hi.

So, um... Oh, is that what you're wearing?

Yeah, exactly.

Your hot date tonight?

Yeah, it was, um, in my closet and I...

Just thought I'd try it on.

I actually like it. Real men wear pink bibs.

Wow. Don't you like it?

Yeah.

All right.

Who is she?

Where are we going?

So tell me what's the lowdown to plan?

Well, I mean, it's just this girl I kind of know at work, you know?

And I don't know. I mean, I really like her, but...

I'm just a little nervous about tonight.

But we've been giving you tons of time for practice.

Yeah, but that's the thing. I mean, I think she really likes me,

and she's going to want to go all the way.

Oh, past a BJ?

Even more than a BJ.

Oh, well, I wouldn't think that you would do that on the first date.

But, honey, what do you think? I think... He needs more practice for

Yeah, he could be prepared. I think this is an apartment you can really help him

in. Really?

You don't mind?

Yeah, go for it.

Alright. I just thought I had a shower, so sorry.

I can't wear anything nice, but... Oh, jeez.

I think you have time before you date, right?

Uh, yeah. I have some time.

Good. I think you should practice on your oral skills and penetration.

So, yeah.

Oh!

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

That way you could laugh longer with her if you end up going all the way, you

know? Yeah.

So go ahead.

There's the pussy.

Listen, what she has a faith on. She's a good teacher, and so it'll really help

you. And make him happy. That's what you need to know.

Okay, Dad.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

All right. That's a pussy.

Oh, that's a... Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

It's important that you do, like, the clit, right? It's up here. Uh -huh. Mm

-hmm. Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. Circular motions.

Start slow.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. This is what we call, like, pussy foreplay.

Okay. The sooner you get it wet, the less likely you will need to poop.

Oh, wow.

You know, Mom, I kind of like that.

Oh, good.

She likes it, too.

There we go.

He's actually getting at them.

Well, that's good news.

Yeah.

There you go.

You taste so good, Mom.

I have to eat that.

Oh, shit.

You're doing that so well.

I'll give you an A plus on that part.

Oh, my God.

You better sometimes look at them.

Keep going.

Go ahead.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you are going for extra credit with that apple, huh?

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Tastes pretty good, too.

Your dad hasn't tried it. Oh, I'm actually ticklish.

Now,

we've already practiced your oral. Let's see your penetration any better.

Oh, my God.

We've been practicing like I told you.

Yeah?

Oh, wow.

Let's see how well you've been practicing.

Oh, wow.

The tension.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, it's nice and ready.

Yeah.

Come here.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Like that? Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

She's wet and ready.

Oh, wow.

See, that's why you want to go ahead and eat pussy first.

Yeah. Ultimate.

Foreplay. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, Mom.

That feels amazing.

Yeah, well, you feel pretty good, too.

No, that's it.

I'll take him. So you're getting the hang of it, son?

Oh, yeah, Dad.

God, Mom's booty is so wet.

That's what I like to hear.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I keep hitting those fucking pussy walls.

I would do exactly like that. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Like that.

Oh, fuck.

Here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Yeah, you look like a real man just like that. Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh.

This is your father's favorite position.

You look so hot.

Well, come with me. Are you serious?

I know you're eager, but the whole point is for you to last longer. And, well,

she won't be impressed, and she'll take it as an insult if you come with me and

you waste that huge load on me.

Okay? All right.

Fine. I guess that makes sense.

Yeah. You could, you know, take out all that penultimate aggression that you

want to do on me.

On her, and I'm sure she's going to have a good time.

All right.

Do you feel prepared for your date?

Yeah, I think so.

See? I mean, I definitely feel more confident now. Yeah.

Like I'll know what to do. Mm -hmm.

You know where the pussy, the clit is, and rule number one is to keep it

wet. Wet. Wet. Exactly. Yeah. And don't forget the butthole.

Some girls like it. So, you know, just see if you could, you know, go to the

taint and she really likes that thing. You could go there.

Okay. I got you. Let me know if you need any help or advice.

My phones are going to be on tonight.

All right.

I'll try and get this thing to go down. You got a long drive. You got this.

Yeah. I'll get out of here.

This isn't helping.

All right.

I'm going now.

I'll see you later.

Bye. Have a fun day.

Night, then.

We need to finish things off. Yeah.

Getting all packed up?

Yeah. Yeah, just finishing packing up for tomorrow.

Well, we're going to really, really miss you.

Especially me.

Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, going away to college is a pretty big deal.

Yeah, so how you could learn to be independent and find true love and make

stupid mistakes.

But,

yeah, I'm really, really going to miss you. It's going to be so empty out here.

Yeah, I'm really going to miss you too.

You know, I still think you need practice.

Like... A lot more than what you think you're ready for.

You think you could go another round or two?

Really? Okay, one round.

I mean, I'd love to.

Yeah. One last time before I leave.

Yeah. So we can have cute, cute memories.

Or should I say sexy ones? Something for the spank bank in case you don't get a

girl. Oh, for sure.

We'll always have you back home.

Yeah.

You're going to come and visit on holidays, right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Let's see how long you last this time. Oh, my God. I'm sure it'll be a big

improvement than last.

Finally actually had fun with your father.

Oh, my God. You boys need a guinea gene.

Yeah, right?

Oh,

my God.

Didn't take long. Mm -hmm.

I had a good teacher.

I wonder who she is.

I might be mistaken, but I think you're getting bigger.

Oh, you think?

You may not be growing, like, lengthwise, but in dick size. Yeah. Oh,

There you go. Do you mind if I, um... Oh, please.

I can never do that.

Oh, fuck.

Now I'm more comfortable. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure the beer is actually really good.

Oh, it really is.

Oh,

you're the best tip in the whole world, mom.

You can thank your father for that.

Get my pants.

Yeah. I'm ready to get you regular pants.

Yeah, for sure. They're really tight. Yeah.

I don't even know how your dick is actually. They're free.

Oh, no.

All right.

Let's see how well you do with the girl on top.

Oh, yeah.

Are you a real woman, should I say?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah

never do surviving.

No. It never works that way.

It bounced back. It's hard for you, Mom. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Fuck. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Goddamn, you're going to die.

Especially when you're buying brakes.

Oh, yeah.

Pussy wall.

So much better!

Okay.

You can stand. The bed is perfectly fine.

I forgot.

You have to get the grass for it.

Oh, fuck. Here, let's do that.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. You remember what I taught?

Uh -huh.

Oh.

Huh.

Yeah. Look at all that pussy juice, baby.

Oh, wow.

They're pretty messy.

Oh my

god. Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

I didn't teach you to be a cocktease.

Big jump. Come.

Or come jump. Okay.

It feels good.

Oh, my

God.

Show me how to be a real man.

I'm going to show you how to do a facial, too.

Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah, but rule number one, never get it in your eyes.

Don't talk. Not either of them? No.

Oh, my God. Otherwise, you can't talk to the girl ever again. Oh, fuck. That

sounds like a lot of pressure.

Mm -hmm.

Ewww!

I feel so fucking bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck, Mom. I'm so close. Oh, yeah?

Give it to me.

Oh, yeah. Every last drop.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Wow. So, am I a man?

You're a whole lot of man.

I'm in shock your father doesn't even do this much. Oh, wow.

I think you're so ready for college.

Oh, yeah. That was amazing.

Wow. You got some pretty lucky girls.

It got everywhere.

Oh. Oh, boy.

Damn.

That's crazy.

So much.

Oh. Now that's my college boy.

So you all packed? All ready to go in the morning? We're going to leave bright

and early.

Yeah.

Dad, I think I'm finally ready.

Finally ready for college.

That's what I like to hear.

See you then.