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There's nothing ever on TV.
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Yeah, that's a problem nowadays.
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Hmm.
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But, you know, there's someone else I
want to talk to you about, so this might
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be a good time.
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What's that?
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Well, you know, we're newly married, and
I love you.
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But I also have my son, and I'm
concerned about him and, you know, like
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family, and making sure we're a
connected, close family.
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Yeah.
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And...
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I really want him to be happy and also
make sure he grows up into a strong,
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confident young man.
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Okay.
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So I want to make sure that you're also
there to take care of him.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's motherly duties, of course.
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Yeah. So, I mean, there's some normal
stuff, but I'm a bit more open with the
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family. And we want to make sure that
all his needs are met, if you know what
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mean. Well, I'll do his laundry.
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Yeah, I don't mind.
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Or cleaned up his room, of course.
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Yeah, that's part of it.
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But I was more thinking, you know, the
young man, he's at that age where he
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you know, sexual needs also.
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Sexual? Well, I can't give him his,
like, magazines, dirty magazines. I
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that's a man's job, babe.
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Yeah, I mean, I could handle that if I
needed, but it's like actual time with a
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woman so that he's, you know.
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experienced and, you know, confident.
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Okay, I'm crossing the line on a blow
-up doll, okay?
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No, no, no, nothing fake.
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I mean, if... If you'd be, you know,
able to take care of his sexual needs
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he has them.
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Explain?
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Like, just, you know, be there for the
whole family. I mean, be okay with me,
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but, you know, also with him. He can...
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You could use it as a young man.
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Let me get this straight.
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You want me to fuck him?
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Yeah.
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I think it's really important for his
development.
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Make sure he knows what he's doing when
he meets a new girl.
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I mean, I'm all about learning and
education, but... Are you sure?
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Yeah, 100%. Like, for real?
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This is what you want?
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Absolutely. I think it would be great
for the family.
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Okay, I'll try, but you're 100 % sure
about this?
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Oh, 100%. Love you, babe.
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Oh, wait!
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Oh! My favorite movie's on.
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Hey, Alex.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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So, I spoke to your father, and, well, I
heard you're having a lot of issues
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here lately with your homework, and
you've just been stressed, right?
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Yeah, I guess I've been having some
problems recently.
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Well, maybe I can fix that for you.
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Oh, um... Like I said, I spoke to your
father.
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And what the family needs right now is
for you to be all relaxed and, uh, de
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-stressed because school is important,
right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Real important.
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Wow.
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You are very much humped down there.
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Almost as big as your chest.
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Don't tell.
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But, um, yeah.
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Let's get you, uh... Oh, my God.
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Um...
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Well,
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you need to practice I heard
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Now, don't want you ever coming during a
BJ because the girls don't like that,
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okay? Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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Now, I don't want you falling in love
with me.
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Remember, I'm still your mom. Well,
stepmom. But still, this is for the
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for you, Chef.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Good to see you actually laughing.
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No pre -cum or anything.
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You're doing good so far.
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Wow, you really think so? Mm -hmm.
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Now we're going to see if having pits
out would actually make a difference.
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Because if I taste pre -cum, then we're
having an issue. Okay.
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More of a visual issue.
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I think it can, you know. Oh, yeah.
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Well, you're going to have to touch them
sometime.
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Not mine specifically, but I mean, you
know, real poop.
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Girls have poop.
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These are amazing, Mom.
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Oh, thank you. Your father bought them.
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Just get the BJ. So yeah today and right
now we're just gonna see how long
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Not many girls have big boobs, so you
might not be able to do this for
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but it's good to try. Oh yeah, totally.
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But you've got to lube up the boobs.
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Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and spit in
between, huh? Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Good boy.
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Is that good enough? Mm -hmm.
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It should be.
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Yeah, he doesn't jump like that. Oh,
yeah. Those nice titties. Those round,
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juicy titties.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Keep thrusting into those. Oh, yeah.
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It feels so good.
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Yeah. Uh -huh. Wait till you try a
pussy.
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It'll be even better.
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For real? Uh -huh. Oh, wow. But this is
good practice for it.
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Totally. Uh -huh.
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Keep thrusting up and down.
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You like the view?
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Oh, I love it. Oh, your nipples are so
hot, Mom.
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And hot.
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Oh, my God, Mom.
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I think I'm gonna... Oh, I think I'm
gonna cum.
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Mom tastes good, so that means you're
eating well.
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Thanks to me.
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That was big.
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Yeah. Do you feel so much better?
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Oh, wow. I feel amazing.
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Good. Oh, so relaxed.
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Good. Now you can finish your studies,
right?
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Oh, totally.
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Good.
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I'm going to go clean up, and I'll meet
you downstairs for dinner, I guess.
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Oh, yeah.
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Totally, Mom. It's going to be a little
late, so.
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No problem at all.
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Wow.
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Take your time. Yeah, for sure.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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You're very welcome. I'm just going to
get back to studying.
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Such a fucking good shower.
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So happy you got that shower head.
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Come in.
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Hey. Hi.
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So, um... Oh, is that what you're
wearing?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Your hot date tonight?
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Yeah, it was, um, in my closet and I...
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Just thought I'd try it on.
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I actually like it. Real men wear pink
bibs.
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Wow. Don't you like it?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Who is she?
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Where are we going?
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So tell me what's the lowdown to plan?
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Well, I mean, it's just this girl I kind
of know at work, you know?
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And I don't know. I mean, I really like
her, but...
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I'm just a little nervous about tonight.
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But we've been giving you tons of time
for practice.
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Yeah, but that's the thing. I mean, I
think she really likes me,
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and she's going to want to go all the
way.
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Oh, past a BJ?
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Even more than a BJ.
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Oh, well, I wouldn't think that you
would do that on the first date.
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But, honey, what do you think? I
think... He needs more practice for
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Yeah, he could be prepared. I think this
is an apartment you can really help him
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in. Really?
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You don't mind?
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Yeah, go for it.
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Alright. I just thought I had a shower,
so sorry.
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I can't wear anything nice, but... Oh,
jeez.
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I think you have time before you date,
right?
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Uh, yeah. I have some time.
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Good. I think you should practice on
your oral skills and penetration.
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So, yeah.
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Oh!
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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That way you could laugh longer with her
if you end up going all the way, you
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know? Yeah.
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So go ahead.
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There's the pussy.
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Listen, what she has a faith on. She's a
good teacher, and so it'll really help
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you. And make him happy. That's what you
need to know.
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Okay, Dad.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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All right. That's a pussy.
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Oh, that's a... Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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It's important that you do, like, the
clit, right? It's up here. Uh -huh. Mm
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-hmm. Yeah.
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Like that?
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Yeah. Circular motions.
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Start slow.
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Okay. Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. This is what we call, like, pussy
foreplay.
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Okay. The sooner you get it wet, the
less likely you will need to poop.
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Oh, wow.
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You know, Mom, I kind of like that.
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Oh, good.
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She likes it, too.
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There we go.
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He's actually getting at them.
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Well, that's good news.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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You taste so good, Mom.
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I have to eat that.
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Oh, shit.
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You're doing that so well.
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I'll give you an A plus on that part.
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Oh, my God.
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You better sometimes look at them.
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Keep going.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you are going for extra credit with
that apple, huh?
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit. Tastes pretty good, too.
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Your dad hasn't tried it. Oh, I'm
actually ticklish.
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Now,
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we've already practiced your oral. Let's
see your penetration any better.
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Oh, my God.
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We've been practicing like I told you.
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Yeah?
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Oh, wow.
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Let's see how well you've been
practicing.
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Oh, wow.
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The tension.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah, it's nice and ready.
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Yeah.
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Come here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just like that. Like that? Oh, yeah,
that's perfect.
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She's wet and ready.
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Oh, wow.
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See, that's why you want to go ahead and
eat pussy first.
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Yeah. Ultimate.
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Foreplay. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God, Mom.
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That feels amazing.
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Yeah, well, you feel pretty good, too.
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No, that's it.
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I'll take him. So you're getting the
hang of it, son?
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Oh, yeah, Dad.
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God, Mom's booty is so wet.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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I keep hitting those fucking pussy
walls.
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I would do exactly like that. Oh, yeah,
for sure.
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Like that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Here.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God. Yeah, you look like a real
man just like that. Oh, my God.
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Oh my gosh.
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This is your father's favorite position.
261
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You look so hot.
262
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,480
Well, come with me. Are you serious?
263
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:26,380
I know you're eager, but the whole point
is for you to last longer. And, well,
264
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she won't be impressed, and she'll take
it as an insult if you come with me and
265
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you waste that huge load on me.
266
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,620
Okay? All right.
267
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Fine. I guess that makes sense.
268
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,300
Yeah. You could, you know, take out all
that penultimate aggression that you
269
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want to do on me.
270
00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:47,510
On her, and I'm sure she's going to have
a good time.
271
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All right.
272
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Do you feel prepared for your date?
273
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Yeah, I think so.
274
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See? I mean, I definitely feel more
confident now. Yeah.
275
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Like I'll know what to do. Mm -hmm.
276
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:08,790
You know where the pussy, the clit is,
and rule number one is to keep it
277
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wet. Wet. Wet. Exactly. Yeah. And don't
forget the butthole.
278
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Some girls like it. So, you know, just
see if you could, you know, go to the
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taint and she really likes that thing.
You could go there.
280
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:25,240
Okay. I got you. Let me know if you need
any help or advice.
281
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,220
My phones are going to be on tonight.
282
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,239
All right.
283
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:33,300
I'll try and get this thing to go down.
You got a long drive. You got this.
284
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:34,920
Yeah. I'll get out of here.
285
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:36,620
This isn't helping.
286
00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:37,719
All right.
287
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
I'm going now.
288
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,080
I'll see you later.
289
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,280
Bye. Have a fun day.
290
00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:43,340
Night, then.
291
00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:48,290
We need to finish things off. Yeah.
292
00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:04,850
Getting all packed up?
293
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,770
Yeah. Yeah, just finishing packing up
for tomorrow.
294
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,930
Well, we're going to really, really miss
you.
295
00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:13,310
Especially me.
296
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:20,840
Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, going away to
college is a pretty big deal.
297
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:26,600
Yeah, so how you could learn to be
independent and find true love and make
298
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
stupid mistakes.
299
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,060
But,
300
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:34,540
yeah, I'm really, really going to miss
you. It's going to be so empty out here.
301
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,380
Yeah, I'm really going to miss you too.
302
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:42,740
You know, I still think you need
practice.
303
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,160
Like... A lot more than what you think
you're ready for.
304
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,960
You think you could go another round or
two?
305
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,440
Really? Okay, one round.
306
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,200
I mean, I'd love to.
307
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,860
Yeah. One last time before I leave.
308
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:03,140
Yeah. So we can have cute, cute
memories.
309
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:08,520
Or should I say sexy ones? Something for
the spank bank in case you don't get a
310
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,700
girl. Oh, for sure.
311
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,580
We'll always have you back home.
312
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Yeah.
313
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:16,240
You're going to come and visit on
holidays, right? Oh, yeah.
314
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,780
Oh, wow.
315
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:24,720
Let's see how long you last this time.
Oh, my God. I'm sure it'll be a big
316
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,840
improvement than last.
317
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,960
Finally actually had fun with your
father.
318
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:32,540
Oh, my God. You boys need a guinea gene.
319
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960
Yeah, right?
320
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,400
Oh,
321
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,280
my God.
322
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,640
Didn't take long. Mm -hmm.
323
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,880
I had a good teacher.
324
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,840
I wonder who she is.
325
00:30:25,629 --> 00:30:28,210
I might be mistaken, but I think you're
getting bigger.
326
00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:29,429
Oh, you think?
327
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:34,010
You may not be growing, like,
lengthwise, but in dick size. Yeah. Oh,
328
00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:42,630
There you go. Do you mind if I, um...
Oh, please.
329
00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,190
I can never do that.
330
00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,950
Oh, fuck.
331
00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:51,590
Now I'm more comfortable. Oh, yeah.
332
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,150
I'm sure the beer is actually really
good.
333
00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,550
Oh, it really is.
334
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,110
Oh,
335
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,450
you're the best tip in the whole world,
mom.
336
00:31:01,950 --> 00:31:03,470
You can thank your father for that.
337
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,140
Get my pants.
338
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,800
Yeah. I'm ready to get you regular
pants.
339
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,080
Yeah, for sure. They're really tight.
Yeah.
340
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,840
I don't even know how your dick is
actually. They're free.
341
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,360
Oh, no.
342
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:00,980
All right.
343
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,540
Let's see how well you do with the girl
on top.
344
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:04,900
Oh, yeah.
345
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,480
Are you a real woman, should I say?
346
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,700
Mm -hmm.
347
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760
Yeah.
348
00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:10,699
Oh, yeah
349
00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:36,150
never do surviving.
350
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:38,070
No. It never works that way.
351
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,600
It bounced back. It's hard for you, Mom.
Yes.
352
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,880
Oh, my God.
353
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,220
Oh.
354
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,840
Oh, yes.
355
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:26,740
Oh,
356
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040
fuck.
357
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:30,380
Fuck. Oh, wow. Yeah.
358
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:33,400
Goddamn, you're going to die.
359
00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:36,380
Especially when you're buying brakes.
360
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:37,620
Oh, yeah.
361
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:49,750
Pussy wall.
362
00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,210
So much better!
363
00:37:22,830 --> 00:37:24,170
Okay.
364
00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:47,590
You can stand. The bed is perfectly
fine.
365
00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:49,630
I forgot.
366
00:38:49,670 --> 00:38:50,950
You have to get the grass for it.
367
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,210
Oh, fuck. Here, let's do that.
368
00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:55,589
Uh -huh.
369
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:57,590
Yeah. You remember what I taught?
370
00:38:57,870 --> 00:38:58,870
Uh -huh.
371
00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:00,530
Oh.
372
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,410
Huh.
373
00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:06,470
Yeah. Look at all that pussy juice,
baby.
374
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:07,830
Oh, wow.
375
00:39:46,570 --> 00:39:47,570
They're pretty messy.
376
00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:51,130
Oh my
377
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:56,610
god. Oh fuck yeah.
378
00:39:57,630 --> 00:40:04,190
Oh fuck.
379
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:05,710
Oh my god.
380
00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,950
I didn't teach you to be a cocktease.
381
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,360
Big jump. Come.
382
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,220
Or come jump. Okay.
383
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,680
It feels good.
384
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,540
Oh, my
385
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:58,700
God.
386
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,340
Show me how to be a real man.
387
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,560
I'm going to show you how to do a
facial, too.
388
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
Oh, my God. Really?
389
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:13,120
Yeah, but rule number one, never get it
in your eyes.
390
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,840
Don't talk. Not either of them? No.
391
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,760
Oh, my God. Otherwise, you can't talk to
the girl ever again. Oh, fuck. That
392
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,860
sounds like a lot of pressure.
393
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,080
Mm -hmm.
394
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:27,800
Ewww!
395
00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:16,370
I feel so fucking bad.
396
00:44:58,630 --> 00:44:59,630
Oh, my God.
397
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:01,490
Oh,
398
00:45:02,270 --> 00:45:03,270
fuck.
399
00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,070
Oh,
400
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:13,710
fuck, Mom. I'm so close. Oh, yeah?
401
00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:17,010
Give it to me.
402
00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,850
Oh, yeah. Every last drop.
403
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:22,370
Oh, fuck.
404
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,460
Oh, my goodness.
405
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,540
Oh, my God.
406
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:38,840
Wow. So, am I a man?
407
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,500
You're a whole lot of man.
408
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,740
I'm in shock your father doesn't even do
this much. Oh, wow.
409
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,320
I think you're so ready for college.
410
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:53,040
Oh, yeah. That was amazing.
411
00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:56,320
Wow. You got some pretty lucky girls.
412
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,780
It got everywhere.
413
00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:01,480
Oh. Oh, boy.
414
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:04,140
Damn.
415
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,220
That's crazy.
416
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:08,860
So much.
417
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,820
Oh. Now that's my college boy.
418
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,180
So you all packed? All ready to go in
the morning? We're going to leave bright
419
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:17,738
and early.
420
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:18,740
Yeah.
421
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,520
Dad, I think I'm finally ready.
422
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,620
Finally ready for college.
423
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,660
That's what I like to hear.
424
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,720
See you then.
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